Brooklyn Funk Essentials - I Got Cash (HQ)

Dig It.
From "Make Them Like It" (2000)
I got cash in fuck you quantities
Know what?
That makes you uncomfortable?
Fuck you and the Range Rover you drove in on
Fuck your Saab convertable
And fuck your twice weekly trips to the analyst
Stupid mutha fuck
Fuck the Hamptons
The fly infested south of France
I'm paid asshole,
I got more cash than God can count
so why don't you just.... die?
Choke to death on your damn designer bagel from Balducci's
Low cholesterol, naturally
Fuck your big ol' Sunday New York Times
Fuck the Wall Street Journal
And News Week
And the lot
Including Nation, Village Voice, Guardian and the rest
Stupid set of priviliged mutha fuckers
Think its fashionable to have an alternative view
An alternative view
And fuck, if you can
Your pencil thin, Evian drinking, calorie counting, caffeine limiting, sodium spearing, nutrasweet sweetening, read view mirror preening, carrot nibbling bunny
Go drown in a lake of Diet Coke, fucker
I got cash, what else matters?
I got cash
Slave
Fuck your fencing and screw your squash,
Piss on your Paulo and your Pavarotti,
Fuck all that shit you call music and pretend to enjoy
I got cash,
Mega cash,
I'm happy with that,
Oh go and sit on your ski rug,
Money talks you little pussy,
You let your politically correct pals know,
That i think you're a dick also,
You dirty asshole
And your idea of multiculturalism
Japanese resturant on Monday,
Indian on tuesday,
And on Wednesday, Caribbean,
Not too spicy please
Well
I got stash on stash and it ain't novo cash.
Moneys in my family for generations,
My great great great grandfather made the bag,
Selling European slaves in Africa
I got cash mutha fuckah,
And you can't tell whether or not I'm joking, can you?
Dumb fuck.

[@allthetime3000]

Still the absolute evilest bassline of all time. Love it.

[@ThePhotogalleria]

I listed this once in every three months and... it makes me happy. Cannot help it. What a song! I just want to play this song in full blast from my car stereo.

[@daisypucks6573]

Still loving it, still playing it. I so miss Sylvester's voice. Please, bring him back.

[@ladystefanigebo5697]

OMG I just discovered this song It is AWESOME HA HA HA HA

[@knarftahw]

Great song, that's a straight up fact.

[@Lisa-in-this-world]

Wow what a gem! Bumped into this while looking for funky tunes to rollerskate to. This one has made my day, love, love, love it...

[@elisabiancamaria2142]

Agree!!

[@ruben9912]

been listening to this almost 20 years now.. it never gets old "Money talks you little pussy" "and you let your politically correct pals know, that I think you're a dick also" They should have done a full album of this honestly

[@tallesguy5348]

went camping. the late night drunken crew probably listened to this song about 20 times in a row, and here I am again with it on repeat.

[@sonicbutler5851]

hahahah also skipped back 2 times before I red this

[@veetotouchfeet]

Fuck the usda,100% of the meat at grocery store is marinated in carbon monoxide,for red color longevity,also use cheap toxic refridgerent anhydrous ammonia, sucks moisture out of carcuss, ammonia goes into meat, low life usda lets packers do this shit,kickbacks, so fuck the usda

[@philippemall2642]

your idea of multiculturalism Japanese resturant on Monday, Indian on tuesday, And on Wednesday, Caribbean, Not to spicy please...

[@naught101]

The whole track is spicy AF

[@jimherebarbershop8188]

Best song ever

[@CaryCotterman]

This is for my NPR-listening, Trader Joe's shopping acquaintances.

[@nicman91192934]

This is more just for capitalists in general

[@Joni_Papillon]

I have heard this song for the first time like 17-1years ago. Still agood one. Got to think of it here while watching a James Brown documentary on tv :)

[@karinewaldron9225]

Priceless! 👌

[@juliagowe5834]

Made me laugh. So right on.

[@markmeade2937]

This tune tells you how it is in no uncertain terms . This guys voice is the Orson Wells of rap 🎶🎶🎶🎶🎶🎵🎵🎵

[@wesleymeade7927]

You talk nonsense

[@markmeade2937]

@@wesleymeade7927 I know it a family trate 🤣

[@notboris8217]

This is the TRUEST song in the fucking world

[@savethecoffeeshops]

F****** good song.

[@xiconora6420]

Great song

[@xiconora6420]

Indeed friend

[@aotearoamaori1666]

I dig it! Crack me up 🤣

[@rafman2688]

Only few thousand of view !!! Come on 😂 this is the real deal music folks ☺️

[@friedhelmbo]

Brilliant

[@naught101]

If you like this, you'll also love MutaBaruka's Dis Poem

[@peterscheer3295]

He nailed it !!! all those privileged posers ... with "alternative views" very clever

[@carltoncotter2614]

Everton Sylvester for President

[@islandtrams9732]

yeeees sir

[@masterjermaine4876]

Top 5 rappers Eminem was too afraid to diss Lol jk but for real though, this is such a awesome, badass and groovy vibe! I can't tell exactly why this diss track was made, but this is golden and I love it! I think this is the 20th time I've had this song on repeat, and I'm not ashame of it! Excellent masterpiece!

[@Onward4x4]

Every word. Every word.

[@vladimirolujic6637]

Isn't that "Now what?", and not "Know what?" I'm an ESL guy, but now what sounds closer and makes more sense.

[@dbzwwe56]

Yeah I think so. For some reason all the lyrics on google say know what though

[@BlueViper70]

Also, "You dirty asshole" => "Neutered asshole"

[@odedfried-gaon2880]

Scuse the CUSSIN', but if you got it, it comes with mega weight. #OdedFriedGaon #OdedMusic #Audioded

[@ulyssesnewkirk2nd]

My alter ego hears this and giggles. My girlfriends smirk at him for liking something so insensitive to those poor nitwit consumers. I shrug my shoulders, put on my headphones and STFU. Yeah that's what I do. And I'm happy.

[@jdbroqnjd5020]

Sooo applicabe.

[@tonefloater]

In the Obama world we live in, having disparaging lyrics attacking the New York Times, Village Voice, or lyrical parodies of anything to do with slavery would be openly attacked by the current left leaning Huffington Post/Slate/Think Progress community. Once upon a time, satire had freedom, it's a shame it's no longer allowed to point out the obvious like Brooklyn Funk Essentials once did. I doubt this will happen again.

[@Ammoniumbicarbonat]

@@CCookBCB What an idiotic reply

[@jbromstad4876]

@@CCookBCB truth hurts, eh?

[@aaaaaa2206]

@BossHossGT500 Big tech implements censorship, not liberals who are just useful sheeple. The masses have been subconsciously programmed for centuries to obey. As time goes by this programming is more and more effective leaving less and less freedoms...according to their plan it would at least.