bruce dickinson registers a complaint and sing a "python"-song

[@FEAROFMANGOS]

Bruce could have saved some money if he would've went to Charlotte. Remember children 15 quid is all she asks for

[@tojiroh]

"'Why can't we have our money back?' 'Because that is NOT possible!' There was a very large man outside who looked like he was going to be the reason it was not possible..." X-D

[@chelseadaniels5159]

That is seriously a Monty Python moment if ever I heard one

[@lindaellen808]

I love Bruce, being so honest and funny .

[@DioandMaiden]

Only Bruce would do something this legendary.

[@DavidMatine]

Thank you for not forgetting to factor in inflation, Bruce! :) I love listening to his stories.

[@MetalPersonJ]

Good Lord. XD that was like listening to Bruce read off a script for a Monty Python sketch that never aired.

[@JerryFro26]

I love this video!! Bruce Dickinson is practically my hero

[@LynnTharp1971]

Good lord that was funny! Great story telling Bruce!

[@MsBenlane]

funny as hell a great storyteller

[@WrathchildNH]

That whole Python documentary was freakin great..........

[@KostasBlue89]

That's HILLARIUS....I MEAN PRICELESS STORY...BEING A PYTHON AND A MAIDEN FAN I FELT JUST HAPPINESS AND JOY!!!!

[@jeremynelson5311]

fucking dead xD Bruce should do comedy

[@DoctorBHSwift]

"They should have picked me to sing it originally. Mind you I was only 12." Haa :P I want this movie. :o

[@kyrastube]

@Maxtorious happy to hear you liked it. :)

[@MrKnucklebreaker]

I never understood British humor.......until now! Hahahahaha this made me laugh so hard

[@timbrown4928]

22 Acacia Ave....😎

[@kyrastube]

it wasent in the documentary anywhere, it was one of the bonus-features of the dvd

[@kyrastube]

@consolegamer2020 its the "theme" of that documentary. it has 6 differnet versions so to speak, and he sung the last chapter after the previous singer was fed up singing about python. look up "life of brian theme" or "the brian song" for the orgiginal

[@kyrastube]

@vidman520 no problem at all, happy you enjoyed it. :)

[@lindacarter4543]

Yeah, it's weird hearing Bruce say he had to pay for some action. Really. I'd do it for free, anytime any day ;)

[@kyrastube]

I think it's a difference in "having to" and simply doing it because they had the chance.

[@kathiewippel7503]

There’s something enchanting about Bruce haggling at a German brothel.😂

[@chrissysousa]

bravo for the song brucey! *claps* very funny story............and wonderful upload kyrastube ty :)

[@aubreyaragon988]

I didn't know brothels in Germany is that expensive. Excellent funny story from Bruce Dickinson.

[@kyrastube]

well thats odd. and yes, Im quite sure. and since graham was in a maiden-video (can I play with madness) shortly before he got ill it seems strange if they never met. and Ive been told that he was friends with graham was the reason he got to be in this documentary

[@RobGravelle]

This story is frickin' hilarious!

[@ChickpeaBlues]

AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH he's so fucking cute xD

[@MichaelHansenFUN]

yes i found the dvd and it is confusing, but where does he sing here...THIS IS SO COOL!!! ALSO ON THIS DVD SERIES IS NICK MASON OF PINK FLOYD!!!

[@Illy-ili]

The question is=WHY. Why is he have to be so awesome ?

[@katiexi3395]

Oh that was legendary aha :D Bruce + python humor

[@jacob98ify]

His German accent needs some work - but great story Bruce

[@jeremynelson5311]

it almost sounds Indian lol

[@kyrastube]

@awayfromtoday you apparently dont like bruce then, since the 3 minute intro is him singing! if you were a fan you would be able to hear that its his voice. hence the title: bruce dickinson registers a complaint ->and sing

[@MichaelHansenFUN]

HEY HERE IS BRUCE SINGING!!! ITS AWESOME!!!

[@MichaelHansenFUN]

I FOUND OUT THE DVD AND HERE IS THE INFORMATION: according to the credits the TITLE MUSIC is sung by Sonia Jones AND BRUCE DICKINSON but where is bruce?can anyone tell?

[@FrederickThePie]

Best thing. I have ever seen.

[@kyrastube]

in deed it is. I dont remember exacly where I read/heard that they were friends, but I think I remember it pretty much comming from "the horses mouth", that is, it was something graham said at one point or another. but maybe he was joking. hmmm... very strange. its a shame if its not true, it made me happy, kind of like the friendship of groucho marx and alice cooper.

[@darkangelzephyron]

"show me these girls!!!!" ROFL

[@elikeatts6690]

What the hell did I just listen to Bruce Dickinson say?

[@ozankoseoglu4104]

+Eli Keatts i was suprised too but in the end even though they are the nicest band in the metal history sex is just something usual on tour

[@kyrastube]

@stickyriver87 yes, bruce is a very funny man, all the more reason to love him. :)

[@MichaelHansenFUN]

is this on dvd? what is the name of the DVD?

[@MrKnucklebreaker]

Also his shirt Has an awesome slogan

[@kyrastube]

yep, I think you should. :) and you are welcome. :)

[@kyrastube]

@VeganWTF if you did, how come I cant find it?

[@Maxtorious]

HAHAHAHAHAH This is seriously the best thing ive have EVER seen !! :D:D:D

[@ironmaidengirl666]

Can anyone tell what the text on his t-skirt says?

[@soumyaaymous]

@gnrrules123454321 haha..lol..that wud be really something !!! and check out the interview with bruce dickinson in the global metal documentary by sam dunn...the bruce actually dresses like the python "bruces" from the philosophy dept of the university of woolloomooloo :P

[@Trialbyfire.coaching]

LEGEND!!

[@MrBigHunt]

Brilliant :')

[@averagenikki]

You're missing my point. Nikki started out by saying, "I don't know who she is," and then when it came time to promote his book, it turned into, "I slept with his wife!" That's my point. He exaggerated to sell copies. We'll never know if he actually did sleep with her, but quite frankly, he doesn't know either.

[@soulkiss1001]

sometimes your the state sometimes your the ??????????any guesses

[@iEddiez94]

and he says they should have asked him to sing it originally...

[@SonnyGTA]

It’s called ‘two pops’! 😉

[@MichaelHansenFUN]

where? what page? I read it myself and couldnt find it...

[@JustSomeCanadianGuy]

2:20

[@cordellwalker7049]

Thank you.

[@averagenikki]

LMFAO! PRICELESS!

[@averagenikki]

According to The Dirt, he never found out if that was Bruce's wife or not. . .

[@Tommow94]

what sng is bruce singing at the beginning?

[@MichaelHansenFUN]

watch the video "Nikki Sixx Talks About Bruce Dickinson & Wife"

[@MichaelHansenFUN]

"bruce was close friends with graham chapman, who were in the maiden-video "can I play with madness?" just one year before he died" where did you find out this information? i watched the documentary and I didnt hear it mentioned.

[@MattWeismiller1994]

God I love the English babbling. Terms and Conditions for a prostitute? Hahaha that's hilarious.

[@TheDwarvyDudes]

That's fucking hilarious!

[@kyrastube]

haha yep. but its worth it. ;) I only had to re-buy them once tho, as I updated from vhs to dvd. but then again, I have worn out some copies and had to buy them again. and just python isent enough, had to get all gilliams movies + movies the others has been in since as well... but still, worth it!

[@oi_mate613]

that's pretty confusing, maybe he was talking about only meeting him for the actual video shoot.

[@WenchesandMead]

what bit are you talking about?

[@ironmaidengirl666]

@lionnew Haha, actually had to read that a couple of times before i got it xD

[@chabomorphosis]

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA Bruce is a genius.

[@ironmaidengirl666]

@upTheIrons1231000 Haha, me neither xD Bruce is... AWSOME! :D

[@soumyaaymous]

this dizzy sounds like a real goof :D

[@MichaelHansenFUN]

is this from Monty Python: Almost the Truth

[@MichaelHansenFUN]

***** now I got it...since my posting

[@HitBoxMaster]

Got what?

[@oi_mate613]

are you sure he was close friends with chapman? he mentioned he never met him in a maiden documentary i watched

[@lardonirdesco]

Chapman is in the video for 'Can I Play With Madness' - kzbin.info/www/bejne/gafUo2Zsa7Sjac0 I see no reason to believe they wheren't friends or at least familiar with each other.

[@kyrastube]

@AlchemistsWidow agreed! I was laughing my ass off the first time I saw it. :)

[@MichaelHansenFUN]

HE IS FUNNY!!! watch an interview with him!!! he is FUNNY!!!

[@muntoonxt]

It's ok; he's only trying to register a complaint.

[@svetlanaandrasova6086]

lol he even does accents!

[@DimitrisBoump]

ahahahahahahahahahahahah! Bruce's GOD!

[@kyrastube]

@awayfromtoday but that is the point, HE DID SING! and its hard to shout up and sing, dont you think? ;) ok, you didnt like him singing, and you didnt like him talking. noted. then you can stop whining and let us who think this IS funny enjoy it in peace

[@Hephaestus84]

Heh. I like his t-shirt.

[@ironmaidengirl666]

@lionnew Me too :D

[@mattmaiden5433]

nice shirt

[@FEAROFMANGOS]

THAT'S NOT APPART OF YOUR TERMS AND CONDITIONS!

[@AddressUnknown666]

Who is Dizzy?

[@fixswords]

Lighting technician

[@Enbix]

Just a friend

[@taniashmu]

Funny as hell (:

[@666MeBad]

axaxaxax he is cool

[@Jedizen07]

AHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Great story!!

[@TheSiftonStrangler]

According to Nikki and his book, it WAS Bruce's wife!!

[@averagenikki]

Well, if you (TheSiftonStrangler) don't care, don't comment on it, especially if you haven't gathered your facts. That's all I'm saying.

[@stickyriver87]

HAHAHAHAHA funniest thing i've seen.

[@inspire734]

Could have done better with a video and his hand. Would have cost less.

[@LA14185844]

Bruce is the one who talked instead of fkg, wasting time, not really funny. Being a prostitute isnt all cushy unicorns and rainbows like being a singer on stage. If he didnt need the service then he shouldn't be there.

[@inbetweentics]

good brucey. i'm GLAD you learned your LESSON. either do it yourself for free or get a woman that you don't have to PAY to do it with. well well. lol

[@TheKenjoje]

the story is very questionable