Bruce Willis: Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis

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Episode 11: Zach sits down with Bruce Willis; one of the stars of the new movie Red, to talk about the 80s and some of the prestigious awards he has been awarded.
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[@Kianglekable]

Bruce Willis always looks like someone who's been holding up his anger before killing somebody

[@EddyBMultimedia]

Lol he does. He looks like someone about 2 seconds from snapping and shooting up the place.

[@flinchless]

WRONG, he’s moonlighting to me.

[@notchomomma239]

The look up and away from Bruce is actually a tell. He does that every time he's trying to stay super intense and serious but he really wants to laugh.

[@borahaeearmy590]

Lol ..he doess

[@Stupidhaole808]

When you’ve been trying to revive the same role over and over it becomes hard to be a washed up beat cop with a broken family time and time again

[@nebulousisgod]

Bruce’s insane rant about the 80s was spectacular.

[@baptm727]

I also thought it was good

[@Nimesay1]

Yeah it was

[@nebulousisgod]

I just had to highlight that moment, I felt it deserved extra recognition.

[@Grimr33fer]

I felt like I was there

[@orestes67]

What was he talkin about though?

[@themiddlepath8939]

"Is that a wasp?!" - My new reaction for anything unexpected

[@shanks4391]

Omg

[@MrApacis]

Hahahaha

[@999titu]

What's a wasp

[@Coberation]

@@999titu type of bee, they make ground nest and they're pricks.

[@themiddlepath8939]

@@999titu Its like a Bee but worse. NO HONEY!

[@jessek9728]

I love how the mic is duct-taped to the outside of Bruce Willis shirt, like the producers just don't give a shit 😂 😂

[@lilyr5279]

I only noticed after reading your comment. Lol, that’s awesome!

[@charliet.sanford2495]

Electrical tape.

[@JasonNation72]

That's pretty much all of the Ferns sessions. Even Barack Obama's mic was taped on his coat.

[@shoulderBirb]

its called ambience 😎

[@ashwinprem4080]

That's gaff tape

[@BobABooey.]

"Did you know some actors turn down roles?" That was a good one.

[@oblivionzzzmike]

+Bob A Booey roles*?

[@DurkMcGerk]

I don't think Zach has ever turned down a roll.

[@galaxytraveler5779]

Too bad it wasn't Nicholas Cage sitting in that seat lol

[@HgRoller]

Too bad it's "roles" you dumb fuck.

[@galaxytraveler5779]

HgRoller So because he misspelled 'roles' he is a dumb fuck? Not sure what kind of warped logic you got going on...

[@matchbox3eb]

They were both about to crack with that blockbuster award

[@placid-hero_wolf6567]

You can see Zach slippin' out a smirk...

[@neolabenedek3242]

6

[@hiverhythm]

Gotta watch it in slow mo to get it.

[@LithiumProductions]

Women were much cleaner.

[@MadonnasSpareVagina]

Yep. They were close.

[@laurenwalters8113]

“what are you talking about willis” LMAOOO

[@fredfredburger5150]

This is the best performance Bruce has put in for 10 years. Edit: I guess know what we know now about Bruces' condition my joke could be considered as being in poor taste.

[@TOM15555555]

but stupid so dumb omg 😱 😆 I feel bad horrible for Bruce Willis best performance in 10 years after Armageddon ,Die Hards Pulp Fiction Planet Torror .!!

[@zyrrhos]

@Jardani Law He was good in Moonrise Kingdom.

[@kerloz2589]

I l

[@OgpBosnia]

Stop it man

[@danielvidelov9101]

Exactly..

[@ChardBothamYT]

"Did you know that some actors turn down roles?" My throat is raw.

[@meramail]

@Kris Smith he implied that Bruce Willis does all the roles he gets, no matter how shitty they are

[@mplkgr6797]

@Jimmy No, Nick Cage turned down "between two ferns" role.

[@floatinggoose9197]

It was awesome

[@floatinggoose9197]

@Jimmy Agreed

[@4Mikes4Mindset4]

raw you say? you got explaining to do to your boy who is a friend

[@Steve27775]

"Where do you keep your Oscar?" Savage.

[@Laurian21]

now i know i have something in common with him

[@CJCtelevisionnetwork]

Steve27775 complete savage! 😂

[@notallthatbad]

Bruce should have replied "probably next to your trophy for Funniest Talkshow Host."

[@ruggishbone5988]

He deserves one kinda makes me wonder if he actually didnt sell out

[@axmortz]

tubez4321 now we know why you are not a comedian.

[@MetalizedButt]

Bruce really plays himself in every movie he’s ever in

[@misterdrgn5155]

Ever see Death Becomes Her?

[@williamnordeste1169]

Spot on...I never thought of that before.

[@will.a.benjamin]

Yeah Matthew McConaughey too

[@Meisha-san]

Sixth Sense... was sort of different.

[@coolpoolshark]

Not true. Hudson Hawk.

[@skybox5743]

I feel like around 5- 7 years ago I stopped finding new stuff funny and just relive the classics now. Can't belive this was almost 15 years ago

[@js2010ish]

12, c'mon

[@skybox5743]

@js2010ish you didn't just correct "almost 15" to 12, did you? There must be more important fights to fight lmfao

[@forestgrumpy119]

U need to chill with funny ppl den

[@skybox5743]

@forestgrumpy119 ya individuals are funny. I'm talking about in a more macro sense, mainstream comedy doesn't entertain me anymore. I have found friends who share my sense of humor

[@educateme8455]

You've been desensitised to humor maybe? Have you tried James Corden?

[@KazmaHD]

Bruce Willis gave one of the best monologues I've ever seen in my life on this episode.

[@brucewillis8733]

Thanks for liking my movies and all the support, I hope you never stop watching my movie

[@jescollo]

@@brucewillis8733 was copy and pasting this comment in reply to every comment to do with Bruce Willis as fun as you imagined it to be?

[@bercaferca4554]

I’m trying to figure out what the fuck the reply above me, means.

[@trysometruth]

@@jescollo Apparently not as they appear to have deleted it. : /

[@Based_Department]

"What are you talking about Willis?" LOL

[@OutworkingPRN]

+Nat-ash-uh daymers u kiddin?

[@ACERAMGAD]

lol...very good!

[@simonk4129]

Whatcha talkin bout Willis

[@ACERAMGAD]

hahahahaha

[@joselilpuppet13]

gg

[@bae896]

"Which child is your favorite, Ashton?" 💀💀💀😭😂😂😂

[@sbuceeh]

💀🤣🤣🤣

[@cerebraltackle]

He went all in with that one!

[@rohankumarcl8852]

Explain

[@drizic]

@@rohankumarcl8852 Ashton Kutcher was Demi Moore's (Bruce s ex wife) boyfriend at the time. He is 103 years younger than Demi.

[@flclub54]

That made me die and rise from the ashes like a phoenix.

[@chaseduncan4510]

This show is fucking gold. How have I not watched before now.

[@DangerousDavies2008]

I saw it when it was released back in 2010 and I still rewatch a couple of times a year, still cracks me up.

[@AnandaKrishnan3de]

Same. I'm here only after Netflix.

[@rulyu97]

flame just inch from his face "IS THAT A WASP!?"

[@rulyu97]

+Sgt James Doakes you're welcome

[@placid-hero_wolf6567]

+syahrul ridzuan That was easily the best part of the vid. Thank goodness you posted this comment. I couldn't imagine if someone were to ridicule you for doing such. It's unheard of... Thanks :)

[@rulyu97]

plAcid-HERO_Wolf glad it made you happy

[@Fireluv500]

Is that a wasp in your profile pic?

[@esaw7067]

***** BAHAHAHA, oh man really? A mom joke XD. How old are you? Be original at least XD.

[@PointlessCharisma]

"What are you talking about Willis?" Zach was literally born to do this. Unbelievable comedy level

[@Sephiroth5200]

Bruce tried so hard on that one to not react.😂

[@ivanc4906]

First time I lol’d in this series was to this. Shit was too good

[@chriskrausesmovie]

literally

[@hegabkoiigayming3348]

i didnt understand that part

[@julieoluna8887]

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "Look who's talking 😅

[@7USC7]

Bruce is an American treasure....so sad to see he's suffering from dementia. We ❤ u Bruce!!!!

[@chrispoop]

He soffer from dementia because he acted in real life...he never was himself i can see it right here. He put on this shield to seems thought but he is a gentle and sensible soul. Reaching a certain age that acting didnt work anymore with himself because he didnt express what he really was...soo he lost control gradually....he became mad. This is my opinion.

[@AD-ec3sm]

@@chrispoopgood thing you’re not a doctor

[@chrispoop]

@@AD-ec3sm Bad thing you are an ignorant about the implicatgions of mental healt and brain dementia =)

[@Rayzorbladez]

​@@AD-ec3smhe's my doctor. How you doing Dr Poop?

[@domu5905]

@@AD-ec3sm But he needs one though...

[@HelloThere-wh7sx]

This now hits different knowing that he is retiring due to an illness. Makes me want to go thru a Bruce Willis Marathon of all the great movies he has been in. Especially the Sixth Sense and Die Hard.

[@JohnLenin1917]

don't forget Unbreakable!

[@danielestrada2417]

Armageddon, 12 monkeys, Looper

[@tine2141]

twelve monkeys!

[@jlobiafra]

Pulp fiction

[@ilpinza1989]

Armageddon!

[@stanimirivanov6172]

I have no idea what Bruce's talking about, but at the same time I know exactly what he's talking about.

[@SeemsLikeSomething]

Lol, same. Same.

[@Kafiristanica]

The 80's... 80's man you could get away with anything...

[@orestes67]

Seriously. Wtf was he talking about. Anthropology and woman’s toenails clicking????

[@kashish_vaish]

Channeling Michael Scott 😂

[@davidvondoom2853]

What'chyou talk'n 'bout, Willis?

[@Skyoneder]

2:22 they both smirked at that Blockbuster Entertainment Award. ahah

[@CurbYourGames]

Bruce talking about the eighties while the tree is smoking behind zack is hilarious 😂 😂

[@walter9724]

Fern bruh

[@jessediscsalot2661]

That got me.

[@MetalizedButt]

“So where do you keep your oscar trophy....I mean your blockbuster entertainment award” ROFL WHEEZING

[@CarolinaPoet]

Even after he realizes he's on fire, he's STILL asking "Is that a wasp?!!!" 😂😂😂

[@brucewillis8733]

Thanks for liking my movies and all the support, I hope you never stop watching my movie

[@coltendixon2416]

You know that was fake right?

[@kooshamokhbery3581]

Lmao, I thought he said it’s NOT a wasp, it’s not a wasp

[@w8m4n]

@@kooshamokhbery3581 he did

[@rubenfernandez3578]

@@coltendixon2416 captain obvious

[@theunknown4570]

DAMMIT i cant stop watching these.

[@ericberkbigler293]

+Neil Tipton same here - its like a trainwreck - the Steve Carell one was so freakin amazing

[@was1lkhan]

you aint alone bud .. and we are 1 year apart .. fuck yeah

[@biodot88]

Dang this one was one of the best.

[@benshog1028]

ikr lol

[@IDKeffect82]

Same too

[@DocsChannel]

Bruce has such good comedic timing. Very dry and those two fit very well

[@CEWIII9873]

watch Blind Date

[@davideaston6944]

"Did you know some actors turn down roles?" - BRILLIANT! One of the best lines of the series!! 🤣

[@A2Ztigers]

That "look who's talking" line was so underrated, holy shit.

[@stevem2323]

Fucking great.

[@siddhanth177]

I don't get it.

[@dyinhope6840]

The "who's your favorite child ashton?" Line is what got me.

[@A2Ztigers]

@@siddhanth177 it was a movie from the 90s (I think), Bruce voiced a baby in it

[@MrJef1977]

watched twice before i remembered "looks who talkin"

[@tool5675]

I love Bruce's subtle humor.

[@ikehilyard1]

I'm not sure if Bruce Willis' oration was deliberate or a precursor to his current condition, but it is the most mellifluous response ever presented on this show.

[@ir8293]

So sad to see Bruce go. He was an iconic actor for many decades. 😢

[@ir8293]

@Tay Fun he officially quit acting because of his dementia. He’s alive but will never play in a movie again :/

[@beckyleonardis6331]

It breaks my heart. He was one of the coolest actors around.

[@theneedledrop]

zach does all his own stunts. nice!

[@markuslampinen1671]

Lol

[@liverpoolwalkalone5906]

@@markuslampinen1671 8=D

[@jeck8005]

show us the dumpy

[@booooooooooooop2172]

light 6

[@jack-ci8je]

Jesus is Lord

[@KeanuG95]

Funny or Die Hard

[@WarWulf519]

you sir have won 1 internet.

[@JohnnyCrack]

+WarWulf519 who the fuck you think you are to give away that shit

[@WarWulf519]

well i was interviewed by cnc for quakeworld team fortress as being one of the best players when i was 9 years old. I run my own 3d printing company about to merge with a boat company in florida. for a start. LOL been around before aol 1.0. how about you go fuck yourself. LOL

[@slmb_b]

WarWulf519 nobody asked

[@jonnybmk6212]

while not particularly funny, this is by far the best comment on the internet. and i have been internetting for a long time.

[@RKroese]

Dude, Bruce Willis not reacted and then ranting about the 80's is some of the funniest stuff ever on this show. GOLD. 🥇

[@nifkins5921]

This kind of hits different with the recent news about Bruce

[@skins4thewin]

Really makes you wonder just how long he's been dealing with this & if that was actually where the idea of the bit came from....

[@BlueCreekApartments]

Man this is the best thing i've seen Bruce Willis in for a long time.

[@nelaflores6160]

James Crerar fuck you

[@cherylametewee8716]

BEST COMMENT. hahaha!

[@toddgarver5397]

Watch Death Wish 2018

[@diva1675]

I love this theme song.

[@ooops372]

Has elements of "A Girl From Ipanema".

[@tylerdavis6919]

The blockbuster entertainment award 😂😂😂

[@MF_Lucifer]

Bruce deserves an Oscar for that rant about the 80s

[@brianbagnall3029]

The eighties. That's where Bruce lives.

[@WindFireAllThatKindOfThing]

Legends say he's still getting blown up and down Hollywood Blvd Maybe by his cousins

[@BilgePump]

Dont we all

[@stevem2323]

Don't we all for sure?

[@unwnme]

I don't know how old you are but the 80's were awesome. If I had a time machine I would have stayed there.

[@NP-ux9xg]

That makes him the luckiest man alive.

[@enriquegarcia9004]

I love how he just says product placement and takes out a Speed Stick

[@enriquegarcia9004]

Hey look the speed stick disappeared, Ashton should tweet that!

[@tinyturnip7676]

I love everything he does.

[@paoladeleon6365]

And how he just throws it when he's finished with it. 😂

[@cherryberry9468]

And how he asks, "it's under the armpits, right?" 🤣🤣🤣

[@brucewillis8733]

Thanks for liking my movies and all the support, I hope you never stop watching my movie

[@kirkcavenaugh758]

Bruce Willis was such a damn star... hope he's doing good

[@brucewillis8733]

Thanks for liking my movies and all the support, I hope you never stop watching my movie

[@victorp.2787]

Knowing what’s happened with Bruce right now it’s so painful and sad to watch.

[@Chamelikishaadi48]

I’m thinking the same thing. 😢 likely the early symptoms.

[@Nantosuelta]

@@Chamelikishaadi48 You know these are fully scripted right? But maybe he decided to do this because he already knew. Very sad regardless

[@freemagicfun]

I don't see a connection to his current condition at all. This is very scripted, and almost 15 years ago. It is also very funny. He almost cracked a smile at the Blockbuster comment. 😎

[@sabbinac]

I love smirk on Zach's face when he asks about the Blockbuster award.

[@CKT100]

"did you know some actors turn down roles?"

[@GeneralGravys]

Lmaooo. Sees himself on fire.. "IS THAT A WASP?!" 😂😂😂

[@CarlosHigg]

How he manages to say little and so much. Impressive acting 😂

[@camq-py7bs]

Lmao when he said Ashton I almost died lol

[@danielvandam]

Almost rip

[@jonathanramos1750]

lol That was fucked up but good

[@pianoderm]

😂😂😂omg😂😂😂right out of the gate!!

[@Leiria65]

Can someone explain?

[@freddythepie]

Leiria65 Watch the video.

[@Deidredit]

Bruce did a good fucking job!

[@ConjahConj]

+Dei H because hes a blockbuster entertainment award winner obviously lol

[@Deidredit]

RockSteady Hahaha! Ofcourse!

[@HypnoSwag]

+Dei H Knowing Bruce he probably dictated the writing of the entire episode, and would have refused to appear were he not given the option.

[@Deidredit]

***** He is notorious for being an asshole to work with, but I'm sure he has his humble moments.

[@audas]

Thats actually a long running industry insider joke. He is great to work with.

[@JoeOrsak]

"How many children do you have?" "Three" "Which one is your favorite? Ashton?" OMG.... dying.

[@petesins4345]

I was not ready at all

[@aykut1678]

i didnt catch the joke, can you explain what ashton means i didnt find any explanation of it sorry :( i am trying to translate it to my language.

[@JoeOrsak]

@@aykut1678 Ashton is the new man in his ex-wife's life. Ashton is much younger than Demi (his wife) and probably half the age of Bruce. Thus, the joke that Ashton is one of Bruce's children.

[@aykut1678]

@@JoeOrsak HOLY SHIT 😂😂😂 Thanks bro

[@proudofyoudick]

Joe Orsak could you explain the tweet part?

[@Henry-kz4gn]

I wish Bruce the best, hopefully hell be able to get those candles again.

[@TXDogg83]

"what're you talking about Willis?"

[@jack_daddy_mack]

I about died!

[@Bravetowers]

Lol I can't believe he said that

[@johnsorrow1987]

Awesome, Gary is rolling' in his grave now.

[@charbelsaliba7893]

builder

[@FreakieFan]

i dont understand it?

[@funkotron9198]

You can always rely on Bruce to save the day.

[@Nick_132]

"I gotta tell ya" is Definitely a Bruce Willis statement

[@skins4thewin]

Lol crazy thing is Bruce's lil rant is pretty accurate.

[@algolfo8501]

"getting blown up and down hollywood blvd..." hilarious Bruce!

[@YCFTCG]

Wow, I honestly was hoping he wasn't going to say anything throughout the entire video. I was laughing my ass off for a good 2 minutes thinking about how amazingly hilarious it was that Bruce Willis was just there, not speaking at all.

[@tylerdavis6919]

That would’ve been hilarious

[@atlebakke]

Yeah, him just sitting there being confused about where he is and what's going on! 🤣🤣 That would be funny!

[@dealwithit3603]

3:05 ....bruce..whats wrong?...🤣 im dead

[@ProjectFlashlight612]

Bruce here displays his "I'm only doing a day of shooting on this thing" face.

[@tmaziriri]

Almost choked when he said Ashton should tweet this! *still crying*

[@andypejman]

Can someone explain the joke

[@tmaziriri]

Ashton was married to Bruce Willis' ex wife, Demi Moore.

[@davidveilleux944]

"When you were making the Whole Ten Yards were you ever worried that it would be too good" Fuck, that cracked me up. It's perfect. You could use it on any star.

[@Zene369]

"What are you talking about Willis" that was so good hehe.

[@EastFame]

but what is the joke behind it?

[@miguelgm808]

I don't getta

[@juanb9834]

Mr chow

[@v1.61]

"is that a wasp?!!?" *while shoulder is burning* im dying lol!

[@LevCallahan]

2:42-3:30 is literally like a Bad Lip Reading.

[@PalaceDude]

Hahahaha I thought that too!

[@dosipov1]

Holy sht, that was!

[@jeffii9890]

Truer words were never spoken.

[@AngryTurds]

Dos1pov. I read that in yoda's voice.

[@justinwilliam4644]

Ok Davie 504

[@ponrix]

what's funny is this is what he actually acts like from what celebs have said.

[@ivanc4906]

Zach asking if Ashton is his favorite kid is the best honestly, took me like 2 seconds before it finally hit what he meant and goddamn

[@SKAMRANPASHA]

I was searching this comment, did everyone else commenting miss the gold ?

[@Ensignpeak]

Zack's self satisfaction at his puns around 2:00 is hysterical

[@sirMAXX77]

I agree with Bruce, the 80s were good times.

[@r.asanchez8330]

This is Bruce’s best performance in probably the last two decades

[@daviru02]

I spit out my soda when he said what you talkin about Willis

[@dudeman6593]

😂😂😂 in the beginning when Zack takes a drag after saying you can’t smoke..

[@sortilegus]

This is one of the all time best episodes. Bruce Willis is hilarious

[@magen2271]

This is literally my life all the time. “Is that a wasp” 🤣

[@Jonathan-pz3zb]

1:14 Zach’s “shots fired” face after this comment!! LOL

[@rasmus6721]

Good to see Bruce like this. Hope the best for him in the future.

[@adamwest3264]

lol, hes on fire, "is that a wasp, is that a wasp?!" -West

[@bernadettehill2418]

Getting blown up and down Hollywood boulevard my friend. And then the phone stops ringing.

[@stevebubba224]

And youre sitting in a room with all your cousins....

[@nebulousisgod]

You’ll see. It’s all parties...

[@eliramirez3798]

Ok, and you're gonna get to that fucking point and you're gonna go, now I get it, now I understand.

[@YOOPER420]

Ah, it's good to see the old Bruce again. Poor guy. Love him.

[@jimoliver5432]

My favourite B2F, for Bruce’s dialogue and the way he takes the piss out of himself. “And then you’re sitting in a room and it’s just you and all your cousins.”

[@Kattywagon29]

These interviews are EVERYTHING!! I can't stop watching them.

[@tylermunden6642]

Bruce killed it! Had to watch his speech twice. I lolled. :)

[@neondragon1820]

Bruce gives a brilliant death stare at 0:56 I thought he was going to actually kill him

[@lolwut2485]

"look who's talking" that was actually genius lol

[@charlesjazzieharper]

Very......

[@melitosaldanha9417]

Can you explain this.

[@probablyhuman6973]

@@melitosaldanha9417 It's an "old" movie where Bruce is the voice of a baby/toddler.

[@melitosaldanha9417]

@@probablyhuman6973 thanks

[@finisher489]

This interview is one of the reasons why Zach is one of my favourite comedians.

[@houndmother740]

I love how deadpan everybody is.

[@Meltedcheese567]

That last fire extinguisher spray is solid gold.

[@michwashington]

I miss Bruce Willis 😢

[@ChibiDarksai]

I love how dead inside Bruce Willis looks at first. Looked like he was actually enjoying himself towards the end though.

[@CobraMJD]

😥

[@JimmmyRaynor]

Bruce is awesome

[@brucewillis8733]

Thanks for liking my movies and all the support, I hope you never stop watching my movie

[@brucewayne3227]

2:11 “under the armpits?” LOL

[@wulfrache]

His acting in this is honestly better then anything ive seen him do in a decade.

[@metalrott324]

holy shit, this guy doesn't age.

[@LunaOrgana]

2:44 when Bruce goes on his tangent omg XD

[@uanbaev]

Thank you Bruce for my childhood!

[@suzyq4982]

Hope Bruce is ok - so sorry he’s ill x

[@THEDEGENERATEGAMBLER97]

What is that, is that a wasp?!?

[@THExWASP]

no :l

[@chetchelios7614]

@David Singleton white Anglo saxon protestant

[@stourleykracklite7663]

@@chetchelios7614 Looks like you're the only one who gets the joke.

[@chetchelios7614]

@@stourleykracklite7663 everyone has a knack for something, mine just turns out to be totally useless lol

[@turbothunder2133]

Chet Chelios history buffs rise up

[@southerncritic9090]

"Did you know some Actors, turn down rolles?" Lmao.

[@feebsnails2699]

roles*

[@southerncritic9090]

rolles*

[@Frank-cy9bo]

+Puro South lmao

[@ruleram1]

rols

[@azoptreformed3012]

Ah shut the fuck up, like it matters..

[@neocore_2515]

The Whole Ten Yards is still my favorite line from this series

[@colesteele1]

Immediately thought about this after hearing the horrible news regarding Bruce’s brain condition. The symptoms of Aphasia, and his colleagues stating that it was a “concern for years,” make this bit sad. Stay strong Bruce. You’re one of the best to ever do it.

[@joeydoyle7386]

Yea, I'm revisiting Between Two Ferns episodes. This is really weird to see now. It feels like too much to be coincidence... I wonder if at this time he had a tendency to trail off already, and so they let it be the bit.

[@VictorVonDoom909]

Same ❤😢