Bruised Crutchie and the Enraged Photon Denier

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[@noelward8047]

Brilliant, as always. Bad dog Haha

[@jacksupertramp7105]

Thanks for the clip of me playing guitar at the start Charlie 😁🤘

[@CharlesVeitch]

Awesome man, glad you found the video!

[@PillagingOfTheSix]

Bro that was soo damn good, real catchy! That was the song 'children' right?

[@ThunderChunky101]

Brilliant!

[@SuperBC10]

Well done man, you are a great player. And I could tell you were gonna be good from the start when I saw those Crocs. Best wishes to you. 👍

[@TimmmmmyD]

That self service till is one software update away from "Sorry Mr Veitch we are unable to serve you due to your free thinking this week, please visit the civilian behaviour holiday centre to reduce your penalty" 🤣😐

[@QuadTubeChannel]

Wonder how it would react if he were wearing a Burka.

[@flawlessviiictory]

Terminator season is imminent

[@nigelbontoft537]

The English constitution party,let's take it back people,the constitution is the solution..

[@wolvoman1]

Even the 'no smoking' sign is upside down on Piccadilly gate window

[@davidwhite4874]

"Is this a Cortina?" Dear God, man!

[@stuartgmk]

Yeah I near fell out of my chair when Charlie said that .

[@TheGreg6466]

That was like seeing Theresa May and saying "is that Cindy Crawford?"

[@Webbyxxx]

The Notorious crutchie, The walking miracle of Manchester, the man who died and was reborn in Picadilly gardens thanks to GMP for giving him first aid, He should spend everyday like its his last instead of being a fucking nuisance

[@andythompson2009]

I think he is spending everyday like it's his last.

[@johnmannymoo8626]

10 points for saying nauseated instead of (incorrectly) nauseous.

[@CharlesVeitch]

Glad you noticed

[@d-blockasia2589]

@@CharlesVeitch Dani hated that you couldn’t pronounce words accent I heard

[@leeosh1]

The guys washed out suit though 🤣🤣

[@danthemaninfierno]

Nah, their suits get like that after rolling around the floor doing wrestling training for several hours.

[@louiiliffe706]

Crutchies inspirational, I couldn't tell you how proud I'd be if my daughter brought him home😢

[@Goreratten]

and even better he'll stick around and stay forever... death he shrugs off tho he might need some help with the starting cables :P (his heat stopped in a video)

[@jackwatsonepic626]

LOL 😆🤣😭

[@juliepownall1063]

Love fred dibnah ...legend. .fearless and mint RIP

[@hughjanus8908]

Did you know they named that car princess after Paris Hilton, because they are both made of cheap plastic and have an artificial interior that no one rides unless they are desperate.

[@tedbus7708]

Bad manners bad attitude and bad education..is what ur mom said about u.

[@motto3873]

Good to see " Crutchie is still with us after his near end " x

[@bigbasil1908]

Charlie if you were a cop and had been up all night snorting coke, you would have a monster drink in the morning too.

[@BoxingTalk97]

That's exactly what I thought she must've been up to 😂

[@oo0024]

Personally I don’t see a much better time to consume caffeine except in the morning 🤷‍♂️ if your gonna consume monster it’s better before 9am

[@Rich.Aardvark]

Chelsea 2 United 1 Zola in the last minute of extra time, put a monkey on it. Monster Monster Monster

[@paulpaintshop103]

Explains the mood swings.

[@manonfire92]

🤫

[@TheSadButMadLad]

9:10 "Cells within cells. Interlinked" - Blade Runner 2049

[@jimmypage1969]

Good movie

[@kevgray.]

6:38 I saw a steeplejack up that chimney a couple of months ago... It's a shame Fred isn't about it would have been a job for him.(something you don't see everyday)

[@QuadTubeChannel]

Hi Kev. I wonder what Fred would make of Manchester's modern-day architecture.

[@kevgray.]

@@QuadTubeChannel I believe he mentioned it in a couple of videos that he did..

[@5implesimon]

He's not a construction worker Charlie he's managed to steal a hi-vis jacket

[@deadlegs187]

Love that the Orcs have ripped the Hobbit houses door and windows off. What a shite hole

[@ScorchedEarth-cd5cl]

Another imported security guard

[@mm3nrx]

Crutchie got the bruised face when he stole that bike off a wee girl... :D

[@steveiboif8735]

Crutchie has just won his vote of no confidence , he vows to prowl the Manchester area for another year backed by his hounarable companions.

[@brianwoodruff4891]

It might be Great Britain but your not free to call a Princess a Cortina

[@dinointhetube7952]

It’s a princess lol

[@bikeelectric4821]

18:20 only the great Charlie Veitch can get an actual apology out of a tyrant - you are the OG sir

[@bald182]

Get the raybans for charlie-vision!

[@johnancill7397]

You had to prompt him to say sorry, that says it all really

[@beseeingyou9120]

Absolutely sick to death of seeing totally inept security guards In videos who can't even grasp the English language.

[@tonyc9460]

Crutchie is becoming our new hero and mascot since Scary Man was taken out of circulation. South Asian 'Scary Man 2' may deliver but for now Crutchie is the star. I like Caveman too but his act is kind of limited.

[@CharlesVeitch]

Good synopsis of current side acts

[@muzzyb2012]

What's happened to scary man? Deported I hope

[@TheSadButMadLad]

@@muzzyb2012 Arrested and probably locked up now.

[@CharlesVeitch]

@@muzzyb2012 he is in. Custody on remand for bail breach

[@carlhartwell7978]

12:53 I think we both said 'fucking hell' at the same time! 🤣👍

[@davidsargent4508]

Charlie....the busker at the start, give him a shout out bro. As a muso myself i love to see talent out there

[@huffy123]

Thought the same. So much good energy

[@jimbob297]

yeah he was great !

[@andythompson2009]

Bet all his gear is from Jonny Roadhouse...

[@dirkbruere]

If you want to steal stuff put on an orange jacket and walk off with it

[@EnigmaCard]

Who’s the guitar player? Loved that

[@QuadTubeChannel]

'Look, I know many people up there drink an awful lot, but.. calling that thing a "Princess"?!!'

[@mysticgeneie4668]

The amount this man walks about where I live, for five years, and I have yet to see him suggests I should wake up earlier...

[@CharlesVeitch]

That'd funny 😁

[@kennethocongerskin9460]

Yeah Charlie is an early riser so I' d never see him myself even if I wasn't 200 miles away.

[@diond1333]

I live miles away from Manchester but decided to go there for a day a few weeks back and kept on bumping into Charlie without trying. I'm even in the background of one of his videos. Some of us are just born lucky.

[@jgscatsandthings5208]

It's why I live a bit further out in Oldham Town Centre... It's Dreadful. I won't buy anything in the town centre. Unless I go Manchester City.

[@BoxingTalk97]

Crutchie lives some life😂😂

[@ybc24k82]

17:53 The big two words “Not Allowed!”

[@haroldbetterson1877]

What did police do about stone boy

[@Floyd1138]

Kurt Cobain would be ashamed of the Foo Fighters music and Dave Ghouls embracing of being a celebrity

[@boozness1497]

So being a junkie is better ?

[@Floyd1138]

@@boozness1497 salty coz hurt feelings about a band u like? LOOOOL

[@BoxingTalk97]

We need more drama please Charlie

[@RedLionGenetics]

Cool ending with the untrained security at least apologising

[@edwardgatey8301]

Under prompting.

[@dylanmurphy9389]

He had to be reminded that we are free in Great Britain and then had to be reminded to be polite and apologise in Great Britain

[@user-pqk91918qqk]

Agrees

[@user-pqk91918qqk]

Agreed

[@jamesjackson5020]

5:00 'Parkour Crackheads' HAHA! quote and a half

[@lilybelle2607]

Neon cross in a rusty cage sounds like either a band or song title

[@thomasfurey00]

The guy IN the alley looked a bit Handy and Charlie shit it. If it was some unfortunate he'd happily film him without consent and insult him.

[@dinointhetube7952]

If you like a lot of brickie in your chocolate join our club 😂👍

[@resist.]

Linlove the way the security guard popped out that tea pot

[@Spensero]

Foreigners telling you what to do in your own country is peak British now.

[@matrixsenior]

The original 'Not Allowed' man

[@kevinbrewis6014]

Austim Princess, also made an Ambassador, John Shuttleworth made a song about a Y reg Ambassador.

[@scooternutmick]

Loving all the pre-mud flood architecture.

[@Rabsmyth91]

A green afro, pink dreads and a blue fringe. You go Manchester.

[@criticalmass3829]

Whatever you do, don't use any facial recognition. It's a slippery slope towards 1984.

[@matthewparkes-inspiredkara5283]

"Nat allowed" 😆

[@michaeljohndennis2231]

There are more potholes in Manchester City Centre than on the Quays in Dublin and in Co. Cavan, Balieboro, Shercock, Cootehill, Cavan Town, Virginia and Ballyjamesduff - I’d been on a coach trip with Bus Éireann to Donegal Town when I was much younger, 5 hours from Dublin Busaras and totally exhausting, passing through Enniskillen (in Northern Ireland) and Ballyshannon in the Republic, with a “comfort stop” in Cavan Town

[@harrybridgewater4269]

fantastic to see another upload.. 45 minutes ago 20 to 9 just seen it now

[@notrecyborg5492]

The guy was just trying to do his job, that's all. When he was explained by the more senior guy, he humbly apologised.

[@TheValueOfN]

His training was insufficient, perhaps.

[@geoffcarlton4047]

If I was that bad at my job I'd be fired

[@WorksopGimp]

He should know his job in the first place

[@edwardgatey8301]

BS. Tyrant in training.

[@Tad1945]

@@edwardgatey8301 ID for Energy drinks unbelievable.

[@formicapple2]

Ah, it’s the photon sharing again. It causes all sorts of problems in the mind of those who have an elevated sense of self. Nice work Charlie.

[@tomb8334]

That wholesome story exchange made me laugh my head off

[@djsiimz]

Wrong poppies

[@SuperBC10]

A CORTINA? 😂 Austin Princess. My first ever car in 1985.A 1977 2.2 HLS with twin webers and the best power steering I have ever had. Wasn’t very street cred but it used to obliterate all the other boys fiestas and mk2 escorts.

[@chokeizm]

the bleedy graffiti is real graffiti done with a fire hose ...harder than it looks lol..

[@PeteTudor]

So good seeing a Princess again, my first car 🚗

[@robertbest4398]

Good guitar that guy happy tune

[@thegoldennugget59]

Seeing 👀 that Austin Princess took me back to the early 80's Keep up the good work charlie 👏

[@impaulgriffiths]

cells within cells! interlinked! pale fire!

[@leemarvinhitchmanciaratell3450]

💯Lee Marvin here! Great content Charles 💯⭐️

[@nielsvandensigtenhorst158]

Totaly Not Allowed hahahahah great video with new normals

[@guy4469]

why was the RWANADA MAN , trying to ,harge his phone, The transport was outside for him .,

[@carlhartwell7978]

11:11 Lol, I always thought it was 'Black Old Son', I'm pleased that clearly I'm not the only person though, since entering that into a search engine 'Black Hole Sun' are the only results!

[@DubstepHeroDH]

In the beginning the guitar player is playing a song from Robert Miles.

[@danielabatabogdanov8586]

omg the blackhole sun song would do very good behind some of your footage

[@KniferRvBFDA]

😂 I’m the guy in the yellow hat and hi vis Great to have met you mate

[@CharlesVeitch]

Likewise man, good wholesome chat we had

[@KniferRvBFDA]

Aye have to say it made me laugh mate Hope to bump into again sometime I’m here all week 😂

[@ilovejapan2483]

Charlie you make my day with these weekday uploads keep them going you are my hero when it comes to dealing with deranged people!

[@StrawberrySunday212]

You can see Manchester Council are trying hard to try and make the place look decent. Our council won't even give our town Christmas lights!

[@swansenlock2348]

Just found you mate. I immigrated from London to Aus in 89 as my home town become a shithole.. LOVE YOUR WORK 👍🍺🇦🇺 Instant sub

[@Dad3601]

Parkour crackhead omfg cracked me up

[@Bardlythebard]

Seeing those 70’s cars, could this be the new life on mars/ashes to ashes sequel Lazarus finally being put into production?? It’s made I’m Manchester so it very well possibly could be!

[@tinker3962]

Even the old Oldham Hobbit House is brick/ boarded up. Sad.

[@michaeljohndennis2231]

The more I see of Manchester City Centre, brought about by decades of social deprivation, the more I’ve come to realise that there are serious problems with mental health issues

[@Adventureswithvinnie]

9.34 that is where over 100 magnet fishers including my self started a 24 hour magnet fish

[@gettingstuckin9205]

Cottagers cove. That is so funny! People are so fucking messed up 🤣

[@thisdrinkinglife]

Foofighters.....tut tut Charlie

[@thisisthenewcovenant6058]

Why call every unfortunate person a crak head?..many are homeless and suffering due to circumstances which have led them to this Hard life..one day you could be the same..degrading people is somthing you could change..and maybe work to make ther day a little better

[@beseeingyou9120]

Because its funny!!!!!

[@TheLookingGlass.]

I found this video unwatchable, too many ads

[@sdstube8061]

how did i miss this...brilliant mate

[@ALLISEEIS6S]

“Princess 1700”🤪Charlie channeling Conner O’malley

[@SuperGrimupnorth]

Guitarist at the beginning reminded me of MCR guitar-hero .. Vini Reilly 🎸🎶

[@andrewedis9907]

Fun times were had by all involved.......it was emotional

[@TFO6969]

I asked a lady if she could show me the way to oldam a needed some directions lol

[@StormedTrooper1]

Whats wrong with a monster in the morning? Forgot ur supposed to drink it before bed

[@thepredators1111]

Remember people work nightshifts Charlie, I do and can have a beer at 9am

[@FORTNITEDAD97]

Charlie is undercover police really🚔 😳

[@Bagpipe13]

Very nice guitar intro Mr V.

[@TheSadButMadLad]

6:33 I think Martin Zero covered this mill at the very start of it's demolition about a year or so ago.

[@kevgray.]

Have you notice how much stuff there is in the streets it's a mess of signs and advertising wouldn't it be nice just to see a pavement on the buildings....

[@reqeffect]

Anybody can make a guitar sound good, with enough loop and effect pedals (even in croks). Ed Sheeran just sold out Man City x4 days....Emperors new clothes stuff.

[@MarvinSumpter]

14:50 Noel Edmonds has got younger since I last saw him

[@carlhartwell7978]

Very good of the guy at the end to apologise. I've seen far worse responses from those who have had to do 'the walk of shame.' Respect.👍 Just a pity he didn't know 'the law' already, not his fault entirely.

[@DubstepHeroDH]

How's Crutchie doing from the OD.

[@jackdavies8581]

Love your videos dude, however you can only extract Opium from the Opium poppy which comes from Afghanistan and East Asia, our species of poppy native to the UK and the other oriental poppy does not give opium when scored.

[@Althemusicman1]

You are correct, I spotted this also. The poppy in the video here isn't the "somniferum" variety of poppy that's used for opium extraction. The somniferum poppy happily thrives in our climate but as you quite rightly said it isn't native to the UK.👍