Strange Grocery Taste Test!

The episode is sponsored by Hello Fresh! Use code BRUTALMOOSE10 to get 10 FREE MEALS across your first 4 HelloFresh boxes, including free shipping on your first box at: bit.ly/39Qev3w
Chef Ian Brutalfoods tries a number of tempting treats found at the local grocery store. Be amazed as he tastes Gushers and Starburst flavored Yogurt, Lunchables Brunchables, Coke with Coffee, and more!
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[@TBanos]

Brutalmoose has such a long time between uploads because he's busy getting his stomach pumped from eating all of this trash lol

[@residentflamingo115]

Lol

[@ryanschneider115]

You know, that makes sense.

[@1234cheerful]

@Nekaz It's the salt and sugar they put into it. How could they mess up corn, though?

[@capt.bellamy]

@Nekaz yeah, they aren't as bad as he says, he has weird tastes.

[@imepic434]

@Nekaz I grew up on the sale steaks, they are really good

[@surfinshinji6845]

"It doesn't look particularly appetizing, but let's eat it anyway" should be the official Brutalfoods slogan.

[@1234cheerful]

@Surfin' Shinji YES, because so often, it *doesn't* look appetizing even if Ian likes the taste and texture.

[@wahmaster2788]

"The gusher yogurt is so gross" Has like 15 spoonfuls.

[@frankfritter8171]

He’s a masochist

[@nekonomicon2983]

Better not waste the food

[@ProblmSolvd]

He likes bead skins.

[@TheCaptnHammer]

I love how he kept shaking his head and backing up from the burstin beads yogurt like it was alive and threatening him. Love it.

[@BlGOLAF]

Hiccupping while he says "I'll eat a pirate's booty" is peak surreal Brutalmoose

[@bobsbiggestfan6281]

I gladly spent 45 minutes watching a man eat processed food in his house.

[@mind-of-neo]

so they discontinued trix yogurt because it was "unhealthy/unnatural" but they release gushers yogurt?

[@doggosarecool7737]

Wait they discontinued it? I haven't eaten that stuff in forever but they always served it at breakfast in elementary school. It was the few things I ever ate at breakfast.

[@mind-of-neo]

@@doggosarecool7737 Yeah :(( Its sad. Youre just not allowed to have variety anymore, its only the absolute most profitable lines that stay arouns

[@dunkndonutz]

I have it at my school still I think

[@eadlynjune]

It's my body and and my choice to fill it with Trix Yogurt >:[

[@cr-nd8qh]

Gushers come out the same way they go in

[@lordsmorgasbord2646]

"I'd eat a pirate's booty" Very interesting statement Ian

[@X-CosmicVixen-X]

Lmao, when he mentioned it I didn't think they'd be cheese puff snacks

[@commodorebuttfreckle6610]

Is it though?

[@entr0pix]

the idea of the phrase "i'll eat a pirates booty" being taken completely out of context is FUCKING HILARIOUS

[@liamalcorn6168]

man just said that and didnt think we'd bring it up

[@tyreerhodes2316]

😂😂

[@darriana7249]

Sounds like a great way to be killed

[@Berd]

new brutalmoose? christmas already???!?!!?!?!/

[@totallyrealcia]

Berd.

[@jaejaelaghost]

Hello friend, what are you doing here?

[@tonquint3]

Berd go back to eating your comically large grilled cheese

[@Gilgamoth]

I think only Brutalmoose long fan would understand this nuance. And I did not expect the grape factory owner himself was a long fan.

[@tr0m]

not clickbait

[@portal2kid]

I never thought I would see a 30 year old man cussing at Gushers flavored yogurt with boba balls, but here we are.

[@AlxHotCocoaMan]

I never thought I would see a 30 year old man cussing at Gushers flavored yogurt with boba balls, but here we are.

[@residentflamingo115]

@@AlxHotCocoaMan yes that was the comment

[@AlxHotCocoaMan]

@@residentflamingo115 yeah

[@peanut-fork4774]

This is true

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I can't even blame him

[@iniquitxus7977]

HOW IS NO ONE POINTING OUT THAT HE ATE THE WRAPPER TO THE MUFFIN HE ATE THE WRAPPER

[@MrPittendreigh]

HELLO I AM HERE FOR THE SAME REASON HE DEFINITELY ATE THE WRAPPER WHY DID HE EAT THE WRAPPER

[@Mister_Pigeon]

LMAO! He really wanted that lunchable experience

[@pixeleric_]

Don't wanna be a party pooper but it was probably an edible paper wrapper, still cursed though

[@yonsukas]

I'm so glad I'm not the only one who noticed

[@X-CosmicVixen-X]

Oh no we all saw it, but personally I think it adds to the funny

[@Grace-yr2xu]

its been actual years since I've watched you, I don't remember a single one of your videos, just remember seeing your face and going "wow that guy looks like my brother." .. and your videos have the same aesthetic and voice used throughout it that brought me comfort those years ago. Glad to see you still making these videos.

[@Weldedhodag]

any time Ian's cat makes a cameo, its an utter treat. Cats are so curious yet so distant at the same time I love those little guys

[@mickeymilkovich9057]

U described cats in the best way ever

[@Ebenherz]

kinda sad how much plastic gets wasted just to package one bite of a "lunch" lol

[@NeoTrash]

U.S. moment

[@karda009]

Ian’s fashion and posture makes him look like a hippie version of the critic from Ratatouille

[@Channelnamethatiseas]

Very accurate

[@spriddlez]

Ian: I have a bit of a sensitive stomach Also Ian: has well known series on eating strange foods

[@-venknox-]

Also also Ian: eats the paper still on the muffin

[@galacsinhajto]

everybody needs some excitement in their life.

[@skippytheslime6349]

I love how Ian looks so offended when he tastes something he doesn't like.

[@OhNoBohNo]

I love the concept of “can we make strawberry yogurt based off something even MORE artificially-flavored than it already is??”

[@snarkylive]

A lot of the fruit they put into yogurt is real, but not wholesome, it's basically an industrial waste product from fruit processing.

[@maddieb.4282]

@@snarkylivereducing waste and using imperfect ingredients is wholesome

[@tyllerwilliams6157]

Man, his videos are always a highlight. Just such a chill personality and video style. I've loved his videos since pajama Sam and stuff like that. Still love almost everything he puts out, I'm just one of those that wish he'd upload more but respect his quality over quantity.

[@Kira_Yoshikage959]

21:20 really love how the two yogurts are rated both ends of ESRB rating

[@iagrim01]

“I’ll eat a pirate’s booty” Well okay then Ian

[@robertschnobert9090]

It's Moose time 🌈

[@orenmauritzen8674]

As long as its femme pirate

[@CH-sl1ug]

Watching these food reviews are helping me remember to eat during afternoons so thanks :) i am also a no food/liquids only in the morning kind of lady. Sensitive tummy as well.

[@waffleisyummy]

My absolute favorite thing about Brutal Moose is the editing. Just leaving some asset on the screen, and WAITING to see what wild crazy thing it does. It almost always has me dying.

[@squidlededumpus5433]

Ian is just Humongous Games 2021 confirmed

[@Margar02]

The cat jumping off the chair into "water" and applause killed me 😆

[@HappyBeezerStudios]

If a cat is less interested in some Lunchables bacon and cheese than some instant octopus, you know you're in for a treat.

[@TheShyanne369]

Put your poptarts on a plate and put butter on the tops of them where the icing is, and microwave for 30 seconds. BEST THING EVER

[@frictionspark7828]

you called the "cheese product" "cheese" the FDA shall fall upon you like an unending night

[@ninjabrynex8588]

“I’ll eat a Pirate’s booty.” -Ian

[@chipsnever957]

It's more "I'll eat a Pirate's Boo-*HIC*-ty."

[@TheTrainFan9]

@@chipsnever957 Yohoho and a bottle of rum, amirite?

[@wHXpanD]

He's gonna get him some of that yarrse.

[@maximumkorb]

Well, Ian is gay, so checks out.

[@charlesgurley7030]

LOL i actually replayed that cuz i was like NAHHH ....OHHHH O . O

[@Kyle-pq6hm]

Ian: "I like the crust, I like the cardboard taste of the edges of a Poptart" Brunchables: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@talloncusack]

What's a brunchableeee

[@marcynados]

@@talloncusack did you watch the video?

[@Turtleproof]

You know someone with a wall of manga that says toasting a poptart is too intense and calls himself a professional food critic is so boring he'll put you into a coma.

[@JosephO75]

The chuao smores bar looks like something youd see collecting dust by the register at TJ MAXX.

[@girlykyuu1185]

The vibes

[@sumlem]

Yes exactly, right next to the ginger mango chews

[@Antifearn]

And those big-ass bags of European sugar-free gummi bears

[@IamTealeaf]

@@Antifearn the ones that make you like, shit yourself? those gummibears?

[@ReidGarwin]

That "wtf" about the blue yogurt made my night lol

[@ronaldoodles]

“The corner is the best part of a poptart.” “I believe putting your poptarts in the toaster is a sin.” This man is literally the opposite of everyone’s opinion on poptarts Why is this suddenly getting replies lmao

[@estahbear]

I don't like the frosted parts. Putting it in the toaster is fine for me though.

[@visiblur]

It may be my uninitiated Scandinavian tongue having gone numb from excessive amounts of pickled herring, but I agree with him. Corner is the best, and poptarts are best in the microwave.

[@breazy832]

Speak for yourself

[@dumbgayenby]

I have never put a pop tart in a toaster lmao

[@Goldenkitten1]

I freeze my Pop Tarts and the edges are the worst. P.S: It's getting responses because that's how the algorithm works. Someone commented which brought the comment higher up in the chain which allowed more people to see it and comment.

[@whambamduel]

The way he holds the sandwich somehow reminds me of Chronus/Saturn devouring his son.

[@wolfdwarf]

good pull

[@Pawprint19]

I love Ian's large water bottle. Makes it look like he's drinking right out of a hollow gourd.

[@battiebumpkin]

"What you're paying for is actually a gourmet chocolate experience" *If it wasn't made by Willy Wonka himself, then I'm not paying for it.*

[@seiyuokamihimura5082]

What about jilly jonka?

[@sheefgrongus]

What about billy bonka?

[@dromalloma2651]

What about silly sonka?

[@lurkkie9368]

what about milly monka ??

[@sketchydude8431]

What about Hilly Honka?

[@coolranchlauritos]

I wonder if the potato chip chocolate bar just has jagged pieces of chips stuck to the back lol

[@robertschnobert9090]

It could be accidental 🌈

[@pingu4938]

Yeah, bite into it, get your gums sliced all to hell

[@retroboltdev3521]

That sounds like a torture method

[@mook_butt8037]

I know, I’m *very* late, but it does not. It’s actually pretty good.

[@yourlocaldonutshop666]

@@mook_butt8037 not too late :)

[@thegreatwhitenorth2128]

Those pop tart crisps remind me of those special K bars that Kellogg’s tried to convince people that it’s healthy

[@cassp636]

YES I JUST COMMENTED THIS

[@FirstNameLastName-gq3uv]

Oh god, are they not healthy? I've fallen for marketing

[@sarah_the_peach_5237]

It's the same... they taste the same😂

[@seiyuokamihimura5082]

@@FirstNameLastName-gq3uv lol fuck no they aren't healthy. Unless a diabetes bar is healthy.

[@MuffinCapBackBlue]

I ate so many of those strawberry K bars when I was a teen that it completely ruined strawberry flavored pastries for me.

[@JimmyIDUB]

Fun fact, i work in the candy department of a grocery store, the bacon chocolate bar is def the best seller closely followed by "fire cracker" which has pop rocks and cayanne pepper in it.

[@Xaevryn]

the "what the fuhck!" caught me off guard and I almost choked on my whiskey.

[@iFireMonkey]

I just made some food, time to watch this brutal foods brutal review :D

[@sherb5490]

Same!

[@hostileenvironment6107]

I do the same with while episodes of Gordon Ramsay travelling the world yelling where’s the bloody lamb sauce, at every country he’s in.

[@thereal_kabid]

same bro wtf 😂. Is that just like a ritual that we do when watching the food reviews 🤣

[@joshuaandmeepers7158]

It is the way of brutal foods.

[@mialemon6186]

I made a whole fancy dinner (I mean I can't go out what else is there to do lmao), and I'm just watching like "This healthy meal is bs, I want poptart crisps"

[@idlehour]

"This is a cray fish" Samuel said to the grave of his fathers mistress. "Turn away while I start to eat this cray fish, I don't like people looking at me when i eat" The Ghost muttered in a rather sensual tone. "okay" said the boy.

[@jsan2548]

“I’ll eat a Pirate’s Booty.” ~ Ian, 2021

[@dalkra99]

“It’s like it’s trying to go for a flavor that doesn’t exist” Well yeah..that’s blue raspberry Edit: dang this kinda blew up and I didn’t even realize it lol.

[@slusheewolf2143]

That's also what grape flavour is... maybe to avoid accidentally making wine tho

[@foxfoxstarigazingatfoxes821]

Blue raspberry actually IS based off a fruit! Just a relatively obscure one

[@clinical2692]

@@foxfoxstarigazingatfoxes821 what fruit?? blue raspberry is my favorite flavor so i’m curious lmao

[@kingmucho4839]

@@foxfoxstarigazingatfoxes821 bullshit or you'd say the fruit and if it is true why you not telling us goofball🤡

[@JimJamTheAdmin]

@@kingmucho4839 their avi is a genderbent JoJo, of course they are a total clown.

[@Sauce787]

I bought those gushers bursting yogurts when this video originally aired, I loved the combination of yogurt and popping Boba and now that they're gone I'm really disappointed. I might end up just buying a tub of popping Boba and a tub of yogurt and mixing them together on my own.

[@mrpepermentman]

"the best part of the poptart is the corner"..........wtf that bread dry as hell

[@hallowvenixya9215]

he's a man who doesn't toast his Poptarts so what did you expect?

[@Ihrida]

I always took the corners off and only nibbled off bits with filling or icing 🤣

[@liquidsword601]

@@hallowvenixya9215 Yeah how is it a sin to toast your pop tart lmao

[@rickyperez5229]

@@hallowvenixya9215 idk about that because he had a who thing talking about how weird it was to not toast it

[@hallowvenixya9215]

@@rickyperez5229 In this very video he says it's a sin to toast Poptarts.

[@lasagna_lxiv]

Ah, I see you prefer muffins with the peel on.

[@PoyoPancakes]

Cursed D:

[@X-CosmicVixen-X]

Ah yes, like eating a banana without peeling. Delicious

[@chrispybaier]

Special K has a product called Pastry Crisps and that’s what I’d imagine the pop tart crisps to be like.

[@elizabethbass3570]

You are officially a cat summoner. When you shook the brunchable my cats came running thinking there were treats to be had lol

[@dawgwiddaglasses]

How wrong he was.

[@talloncusack]

Why does everyone say "brunchable" in the comments? Is that what this particular Lunchable™️ was called and I'm a big dummy?

[@Kayrangus]

23:17 "it smells like coke" got me rolling

[@WizKhalia13]

Im glad this was posted cause I’ve watched the hungry man episode 100 times now.

[@ballsofsalsa01]

Amateur, 1.2k views of hungry man

[@markiangooley]

I’ve watched it only three times, but I almost never watch any KZbin video more than once.

[@nataliem9817]

such a good video

[@Velflunkle]

Same lol

[@vanillamarshmallow]

I love that video lol

[@kolonarulez5222]

I hope Nana Mac knows she made an internet stranger laugh so hard my back hurts

[@matthewrease2376]

"If your kid likes this, they're a fuckin freak!" Damn, Ian really calling people out, but he's right.

[@X-CosmicVixen-X]

When he said that it killed me lmao

[@charcoal5091]

I can’t stop laughing when he called those kids freaks

[@Fragger-1]

I never really thought about it, but despite being a joke, Ian really is a professional food critic at this point. All of his top videos, except a couple like Town With No Name, are food videos. Honestly for good reason too, they're very unique, and the editing and effects are genuinely better and more amusing than most movies. The only series where I can see someone green screen their own kitchen.

[@seraphomega5352]

Fuck, listening to his hiccup interruptions are killing me lmao. What a trooper

[@squidracerX]

"Im Chef Bru *BELCH* tal Foods!" 34:00

[@Redangrybird1928]

Fuck, listening to his hiccup interruptions are killing me lmao. What a trooper

[@novaepona3449]

How have I only recently found you and these amazing videos? Love the commentary and the editing is just a chef's kiss.

[@adammiller7236]

Gushers Yog looks like something the ship crew would eat in a sci-fi B movie

[@BakaTaco]

The fact that you called it "Yog" is hilarious to me.

[@adammiller7236]

@@BakaTaco haha my family always called it Yog dunno why

[@BakaTaco]

@@adammiller7236 Don't ever change. Keep it that way.

[@warehouselead]

When you flipped the chocolate bar to reveal the marshmallows was too funny!

[@gabrielaribeiro9455]

When Ian drank that cofee coca cola i instantly got flashbacks to when i tried one of those and felt like i was going to turn inside out for at least an hour

[@donovansilva63]

1:29 Sales Team during sales pitch: lunchables brunchables are munchables Sales team after sales pitch: it actually looks disgusting

[@bigbeefy111]

Shoutout to anyone that remembers the original Coca-Cola coffee: Coca-Cola Blak.

[@nintendogeek138]

I got hype when i heard that coke coffee was commin

[@bigbeefy111]

@@nintendogeek138 Same. I missed Blak. It was weirdly one of my favorites. Sad it had a short run, but it was an acquired taste.

[@hunderslash]

the sniffing matching up with the music at 3:03 was a nice added touch to this video

[@laywaygames518]

"If your kid likes this yogurt they are a fucking freak" lmao

[@jacksonchamberlain538]

This guy ate the wrapping on the blueberry muffin and likes the corners on the pop tarts. we might have a psychopath on our hands.

[@IGoOofALot14]

This is so scuffed I love this

[@MrUnimportant]

The hiccups are cracking me up. My sense of humour is like an infant's, I swear.

[@Roadent1241]

I don't like fart jokes but apparently I really like hiccups when they're not mine!

[@SwissSauce]

i've watched this video like 5 times now, idk what you did with this video specifically ian, but it just clicks so well with me lmao

[@SubTonic]

Here I go binging all the rest of his videos again. This dude never gets old.

[@understandable9641]

9:25 "Reminder: I am a professional food critic." I mean that's not even wrong. This is in fact him reviewing food and getting paid for it, if not for ads then at least for the sponsor.

[@salmonsays1466]

Professionals eat the muffin with the paper

[@lydiathesparky]

"crisps is a weird word to say C R I S P S S S " laughs and confused in british

[@gunzdelarose2633]

I love cold brew coffee and I just had the Vanilla Coke coffee . I had the same reaction . I loved the taste at first but my stomach got upset right after . I have the opposite of a sensitive stomach so it caught me off guard.

[@aasunderr]

i love how he points out his hypocrisy every time without fail😂

[@MisterSpocktopus]

Feel the flavor bust in your mouth with Gushers Busting Beads™ *Bees?* Beads. *BEADS?!*

[@thecuteandwonderfulbrae7500]

"Crisps is a difficult word to say" England: quaking

[@saphirestarr9952]

I promise, the vanilla coffee coke... _thing_ is better than the caramel. Still made me sick, but I'm just saying, y'know, for clarity.

[@kodiiayyeee256]

I enjoy them lol

[@JimJamTheAdmin]

I have a lot of thoughts on the Coffee Cokes. They make me angry. I hate them. They are almost universally undrinkable. The vanilla one is the only actually drinkable flavor and it still isn't pleasent. The first sip tastes like old vanilla Coke and the aftertaste is low-quality coffee. When I say drinkable, I mean it didn't immediately make me sick upon consumption like the Dark Roast did. I think the Dark Roast Coke Coffee should be categorized as a war crime against America. I do not know who the target for this product is. If you want a coffee from our gas station, you will get one from the coffee bar. If you want a cold coffee, you will grab one of the million starbucks coffees that are sold. God, I'd hate to have to drink one of these warm. You can still drink warm Coke. I bet a warm one of these would just ruin your guts.

[@Juggaloyaknow]

What about the dark roast ?

[@JimJamTheAdmin]

@@Juggaloyaknow your question is answered by my comment. Have a good day.

[@Juggaloyaknow]

@@JimJamTheAdmin It taste like a coke you open and drink and come back to a day or 2 later yea drink either coffee or a coke i will not be buying again

[@SNN788]

"I'll eat a pirate's booty." -Captain Chef Ian Brutalfoods, 2021

[@honeybunbadger]

“I’m not a scientist.... I’m Chef Ian Bru-HOO-utalfoods!!

[@Catlover1375]

Those beads are basically popping boboa which i love.

[@courtney4942]

Your editing gives me a reason to live

[@unclewaluigi8512]

Can someone please clip ian saying "i'll eat a pirates booty"

[@dominusanuli3595]

Time stamp?

[@unclewaluigi8512]

@@dominusanuli3595 30:42 or somewhere around there

[@dominusanuli3595]

@@unclewaluigi8512 alright I have it lol, how would you like me to send it?

[@unclewaluigi8512]

@@dominusanuli3595 uh, i dunno I didn't think anyone actually would lol

[@dominusanuli3595]

@@unclewaluigi8512 its all good, I usually have nothing to do so I do things lol

[@nignamedmutt7270]

"It's like they're going for a flavor that doesn't exist" Well, blue raspberries aren't real.... so..... yeah..... they are lol

[@giantdinoboy8264]

"I'm not a yogurt guy." *doesn't lick the yogurt lid* Yep, checks out.

[@chickpea]

Hate licking the lid, the yogurt is all solidified and weird.

[@ValhemasaurusRex]

@@chickpea mix that back in that's all the cream from the yoghurt 😋

[@kamenrideraquarius]

I eat ypgurt daily and never lick the lid

[@tylerengland4427]

@@kamenrideraquarius Then you don’t eat yogurt every day. You simply taste a little bit of it every day and never finish it.

[@kamenrideraquarius]

@@tylerengland4427 im on a diet

[@carsextendedwarranty]

6:35 Ian: "My stomach is a little sensitive." Also Ian: *eats the entire wrapper of the muffin*

[@Defy_Convention]

He definitely did lol

[@Kriegerherz]

I mean thats just paper so no big deal.

[@dogemaster-hm2ce]

@@Kriegerherz still bad tho lol

[@Sandux930]

fiber baybeeee

[@jek__]

@@dogemaster-hm2ce Not really, it's wood pulp and wax. Probably better for him than the plethora of barely legal additives we put in post production shipped food units

[@MusicIsEarth]

my god, how big is your folder of eating sound effects

[@Juggaloyaknow]

Yes and yes

[@BladeTheGabite]

*p l o p*

[@drewgates7953]

Five hundred terabytes

[@SlyHikari03]

One terabyte I guess. It’s probably on a hard drive.

[@orenmauritzen8674]

Endless

[@TaylorOnyx123]

We just literally watched a man go through the five stages of grief over a coffee drink after originally giving it one of the best reviews of his video. 10/10

[@xShadowbane451]

Until it started melting him from the inside. RIP Ian, died doing what he loved.. eating/drinking random stuff for youtube. In all honesty, that drink just didn't sound like it would be good at all. I don't like soda to begin with and I can sometimes tolerate coffee, the combination of the two just sounds like a bad idea.

[@tman72999]

I work in a convenience store and when I saw that shit I had to try it. Why is it so good?

[@Stark-Raving]

@@tman72999 I've had it, and it has no business being as good as it is.

[@can2835]

You profile picture scares me. Deeply.

[@tyanag9938]

@@tman72999 I had to get 3 of the 4 packs haha its so amazing

[@fireandcopper]

I'm entirely convinced Ian only eats when he does these videos

[@magpineapple]

hibernation

[@alexanderadams9058]

Same.

[@C.V317]

That explains the long periods between videos; he goes from hospitalization to sugar crashes constantly with all that junk.

[@razordoom1]

*I HUNGER*

[@ilselindberg6557]

I imagine him subsisting entirely on the one flavor of protein powder shake he likes. When the restriction becomes too much he makes us these videos to excuse his junk food binge. Obviously I hope I'm wrong.

[@_kadoodles_]

The window on the Brunchables package isn't there so you can see the muffin, it's so the muffin can see you.

[@Fuzy2K]

I don't know what's more horrifying, the implication that the muffin is watching you maliciously, or the implication that it's watching the person who will bring it to its doom

[@jasper_the_ghost]

If the illithid muffin gets into your digestive system, ceremorphosis will begin shortly.

[@DefiantPunk0810]

"Let me out so I can be inside you!" Said the muffin.

[@mattweiman5144]

I've been watching this guy on and off for like 5 years I always forget he exists and then he pops up on my recommendations and I binge everything again

[@ChristopherTradeshow]

I watch him whenever I have a banquet meal or hungry man meal

[@porcelain_ghoul]

More like 'PLOPs up' if you know what I mean

[@expoogaloo]

I’m not alone

[@alexandrialexis1202]

Same here

[@thebeardedprince3505]

Literally lmfaoo

[@chayce3205]

“If your kids like this, they’re fucking freaks” *Ian is going in and I’m here for it*

[@setsers1]

😆

[@theresacherco3503]

lol

[@O2BAmachine]

😆

[@JaceKingJazz]

I haven’t heard an Ian F Bomb in a while and he put it in the perfect moment.

[@Gator_Queen8188]

IAN: DESTROYER OF CHILDREN

[@l4ndst4nder]

“My stomach is a little sensitive” Eats a meals worth of goods that couldn’t be labeled as food when exported outside the US.

[@tidepodpadthai2633]

I mean the fact he's still alive is just impressive enough, I think after eating all this I would die immediately

[@l0sts0ul89]

You'd be surprised.

[@JoshuaJacobs83]

Hey, the CDC said it’s legally safe. You just have to wait 75 years for the data to see the side effects

[@mrdrprofsteve506]

@@JoshuaJacobs83 I believe these fall under the jurisdiction of the ATF

[@Doombringer_r]

pretty much everything in the video is able to be labeled as food outside the US

[@katthedestroyer9653]

ian looks like the college professor who tries to invite his students to his place for parties and try to get them into smooth jazz

[@austinwilliams7919]

High school, and he'd be sikowitz with hair

[@darkpyro786]

Holy shit, you nailed it lmao

[@yaboi5932]

And not like Kenny G smooth jazz more like Dave Brubeck Take five smooth jazz feel

[@coreykirkbride]

@@yaboi5932 that would be cool jazz which predates smooth jazz and (as the name implies) is much cooler 😎

[@beachgirl445]

id go. we used to have a college professor that lived in my dorm with his entire family- it was so cool

[@Moreymoto]

most youtubers would wait till they stopped hiccuping, but ian leaves it in, and it makes the video so much funnier

[@mickeyp6639]

if you are a middle schooler maybe

[@MeatSlap30]

@@mickeyp6639 true that lol

[@zootsuiter]

I'm glad someone else found this funny. Ian reviewing multiple items while dying of hiccups had me ROLLING 😂

[@raydare2002]

wow you guys have to be 12 years old max, that hiccup shit was so annoying. @@zootsuiter

[@furrtoast]

​@@raydare2002 @mickeyp6639 It was the way he kind of just powered through every word through a hiccup for me. I've never seen someone do that, so it was funny to me. These videos are supposed to be lighthearted and fun! If the hiccuping is what threw you off the review, all the auditory/visual edits should've turned you away from Ian's channel a long time ago!

[@AzizidarkReborn]

Professional food critic: "It tastes like BLUE."

[@noah7329]

Reminds me of Its Always Sunny In Philadelphia

[@j.chillydawson1807]

what I thought when he said that, since he said it was TOXIC tasting Blue Paint Flavor? (as if other paint colors have different flavors, I wouldn't doubt it, but still)

[@tavellcoops]

I can taste colors, after awhile you start to associate flavors with a color like red being cherry in sweet things cause a lot of us grew up with artificial colors for stuff.

[@creativeusername7951]

Professional Video Game Critic: "What is this?! Is that BLUE?! Is that FUCKIN' BLUE?!"

[@SeraNeph]

@@creativeusername7951 Imagine that Critic's GFuel sponsored flavor being F***in Blue!

[@intensefinesse5809]

"If your kid likes these, they're fucking freaks" jesus christ ian, i didn't know yogurt can hurt that bad

[@j.chillydawson1807]

Man, that is what I thought. Jesus, it mustve really sucked the big one...

[@viscountrainbows6452]

The British: and this is why we spell it yoghurt.

[@hhs_leviathan]

These seem like the only things kids are willing to eat this day...

[@greyblob1101]

When he said "You should disown your child if he likes this" I thought that was a little over the top.

[@mrjakeisnumber1]

The fact that Ian's stomach is so sensitive that he gets incurable hiccups from about 5 sips of soda gives me a greater appreciation for all the trash he's eaten on brutalfoods

[@EverettCrowl]

Yeah he has an iron stomach.

[@shadowlink5945]

I'm sure it came from him eating that muffin wrapper and all 😂

[@benjaminmenken5693]

I drink a whole can of soda and never get hiccups

[@cushpnk]

@@benjaminmenken5693 Yoo that's cool

[@pizzaking101]

@@benjaminmenken5693 cool

[@jaekandersen5039]

The thought of Ian looking up “woman moan sound effect” gets funnier every time he rates something for adults.

[@talloncusack]

I had a similar mental image of that editing process, lol. It was because he first rated something as "early childhood" and naturally looked up a baby giggle audio clip- so for the adult rating that came up next, well...then that has to have a sound effect, too. 🌚

[@cyrilfiggis2879]

Ian’s been using that same sound effect for years now, much like “plop.” I know he used it in his Banquet Beef Showdown for sure, but I wanna say he used it as far back as his Sociolitron video which is like 6 years old now or something Edit: looks like Ian took down his Sociolotron video, can’t say I blame him since it was a sex MMORPG

[@CheezyEnsaymada]

@@cyrilfiggis2879 that video's still up lol wdym

[@cyrilfiggis2879]

@@CheezyEnsaymada oh look at that. Earlier I just put “sociolotron” into KZbin it didn’t pop up for me but reaction videos to his video did so I just assumed it was down but now going to his channel and scrolling can confirm still there

[@talloncusack]

@@cyrilfiggis2879 ohhh that sucks I was gonna look for it :(

[@AstoundingYeti]

This just reinforces my theory that one sip of coke would kill a Victorian child

[@bartvansliedregt5482]

This comment fucking killed me. Thank you

[@Riolupai]

@@bartvansliedregt5482 are you from the victorian era of england?

[@Gwestytears]

Don't drink cocaine

[@cooperolm9687]

Those kids were being given heroine for a case of the sniffles, I think they could handle it

[@papasmurfsmurfy6360]

The busting beads would literally wipe out an Victorian orphanage

[@NAFProjects]

Every time Ian said "Bustin' beads" it got funnier every time

[@Theepicgamer9loop]

“Are you satisfied yet?” No. Eat blue yogurt.

[@calebangell77]

@Wock Wizard oh yeah brutalmoose bust those beads I'm almost there 🥵🥵🥵

[@icyatlasartworks]

Why must you pain me so

[@kimberlys8422]

Yogurt makes me nauseous. Blue, which is scientifically proven to be most unappetizing color, is far worse.

[@icyatlasartworks]

@@kimberlys8422 when it comes to Yogurt, blue is the most unappealing, but in almost anything else, people would probably choose blue over red

[@Tarantulah]

Babe, you ok? You've hardly tocuhed your bustin' beads

[@magpineapple]

I don't feel like busting any beads today

[@AreGeeBee]

Sounds like something you'd hear from Oney

[@okbutatwhatcost9087]

*tocuhed*

[@Tarantulah]

@@okbutatwhatcost9087 tocuhé

[@mooltz]

I dip my spoon in a special way so I don't pick up the beads with it, leaving them all at the bottom to eat last. Scoop em up, suck off the yogurt, and bust 20 beads at once in my mouth. It's fucking awesome