BS Creepypasta Storytime: Legend of Zelda 64

[@MetaStriker]

Some KZbinrs sell custom T-shirts, but I think Yuri should sell custom "Tom Stopwatches" just for this segment.

[@tehreelslimshady]

3:34 "He waited until his friend was ready, and turned it on." Because that doesn't sound sexual at all.

[@darkstarend]

STAP RIGHT DERE!!!!! oh wait... this is youtube right? yes so never mind BUT IM WATCHING YOU -.-

[@AGGSab]

+The ender queen LMFAO (Krillin references)

[@zayaannashrid1374]

.. .............Yeah. Doesn't sound sexual at all

[@TheCreativeCreeps]

that happy mask salesman that popped up for half a second scared me for 27.63 seconds.

[@tostrander85]

Did you have Tom's famous stopwatch when figuring out how long that scarred you?

[@Mrminecraftian1000]

Timothy Ostrander Tom the cat? The one who has 9 lives in Starfox 6664?

[@ColdPizzaClaus]

I'm disappointed that it wasn't called Legend of Zelda 6664...

[@ArleThePoss]

Claus! Why!?!?!?!?

[@ColdPizzaClaus]

TheDj Gamers I can explain...

[@carrie.c.c]

I'm disappointed that it wasn't called THE DEMONIC of SATAN 6664

[@eddiechannel3000]

littel claz hyper realistic blood edition

[@WindBelmont3rd]

+Madz Durmz 4spoopy9me!!!!111!!!

[@MicahBuzanANIMATION]

dude i love this guys voice

[@RyanTerence]

I rewatch his videos *just* for his voice.

[@doublechindoge7]

RyanTerence Realy? Also he should do mario 64 damned, it's not complete sh*t :O it's actualy scary even though I never played mario 64

[@cupnoodleking3028]

Gabriella Morales But Yuriofwind isn't annoying.

[@darkstarend]

Yeah I know right I love his voise I watched a vid by a diff person and I was sad to find out it was not him (thx oto correct for correcting the word nit to not) then I watched this and I was like woot woot :3 ;3 :D ;D

[@daedriccheddar]

I can imagine OoT kid Link trying to laugh maniacally, but failing miserably in the process.

[@ona512]

i only hear ganon laugh

[@tyleroni6209]

I tried to play my Ocarina of Time on 64 like 6 months ago, I got passed the cut scene and tried walking around. But Link started glitching through the floor and spazzing out all over the screen. Luckily I know enough about old video games to know that shit happens, and didn't write a creepy made up story about it.

[@codethemgames2089]

is so scary dude much wow.

[@schooled9543]

How disahtyou survey dat?

[@tyleroni6209]

It was the hardest thing I've ever done, I literally had to reach down and turn my N64 off. I thought I wasn't going to make it.

[@codethemgames2089]

I feel so bad dud u so brave much love.

[@sanctumscream372]

OMG BEN IS HAUNTIN YER CATRIDGE UV MET WITH A TERIBLE FATE HAVENT U :OOOOOOOOOOO (Yeah, I know that story was focused on Majora's Mask, not Ocarina of Time.)

[@Undeabducks]

"The blood on it tastes flesh and delicious" - Legend of Zelda 64 An epic written by einstein madman genius asscream Tom

[@wizardgeno]

I like how he starts off with a stormy night, then proceeds with a garage sale.

[@whiteliteheffie6221]

XD

[@Norrsky]

yeah it seems like a pretty inopportune time to hold a garage sale.

[@Shinbu1128]

Aaron Davis "I know these electronic games are just out here getting soaked in rain, but I swear they work." "I don't know..." "Did I mention they're also haunted?" "SOLD!"

[@DarkXelNaga]

There was a garage sale going on during a stormy night?

[@Kehwanna]

Also, his friend knows this guy sells Nintendo 64 games consistently at a garage sell every week.

[@tonyhakston536]

+The Kehwanna Coast He should have just gone with Game Over. The name fits a creepy pasta.

[@ColdHeartedAbsol]

OH GOD NEGATIVE COLOURS ITS SO HORRIBLE

[@Creathor100]

The best part was when Yuriofwind said "this rhyme spitting mofo chucked the cartridge into the system".

[@JackGriffin745]

This story gave me a hyper-realistic headache.

[@JackGriffin745]

For 23 minutes and 16 seconds

[@Thorozak]

Jack Griffin You didn't happen to have a stop watch with you did you?

[@JackGriffin745]

Smashfan258 H-how did you know?

[@Rubenthebudderderp]

Jack Griffin jack in Latin is to griffin is m oh no its Tom!!!

[@JackGriffin745]

Ruben Covaciu Sweet mother of God...

[@DragonessYT]

what kind of idiot has a garage sale when it is raining?

[@AldentheBlue]

I like to imagine that at the point that they decided to find the dude his friend bought the games from, his friend just vomited everywhere, non-stop.

[@baharry]

My creepypasta: I booted up my PS3 and then i saw a game called Hyper Realistic BLOOD on the menu so i clicked on it and my controller began to bleed hyper realistic blood and my screen was bleeding too so i took a baseball bat and smashed my sack of weed and the TV Screen with the PS3, I went to sleep and i woke up in BED.EXE and then i drowned in hyper realstic blood. The last thing i saw was the sack of weed......

[@huntinghunterz]

pssssshhh thats nothing creepypasta: I had just woken up it was 8:48 A.M i had gotten up and went down stairs and i was hungry so i poured some cereal and when I got up to look for milk there was none.......... AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH :'c

[@baharry]

huntinghunterz Please, You know what's really scary? One day i booted up my copy of Metal Gear Solid 4 and the disk was DAMAGED, IT. WAS. DAMAGED. TRUE HORROR.EXE

[@sk8rboi458]

Was the PS3 given to you by Kyle?

[@baharry]

The Muffin Man HOLY SHIET HOW DID YOU KNOW?!

[@sk8rboi458]

Just a hunch

[@cloneepisodeiiiwalker3964]

I want a list of everything Tom wrote.

[@eddiechannel3000]

Luigiigiul igiulluigi a hyper realistic bloody one that takes about 3.14159265359 minutes to read

[@joshsjunglejam]

+Madz The 3rd So only 3-4 minutes?

[@24canidkasi]

+Master Matthew (k!/(k-g)!.g!).(t)^g.(1-t)^(k-g) k = Ammount of times that Kyle gives a Game. g = Ammount of times that Kyle gives a Game to Tom. t = Tom's probability to accept the game.

[@zayaannashrid1374]

+Luigiigiul igiulluigi (LuigiigiuL) NO! Trust me . You don't

[@attkrby9100]

+Der Swaggenstein 3math5me

[@AceGaimz]

5 years later and this video is still great.

[@squidddinator]

the automatic captions on this video is actually pretty spot on

[@HyperSonicSquall]

i'm trying to wrap my head around the sequence of events that actually happened in the story. so link pulled a sword out of saria, cut off mido's head, left the forest to get killed by people in black robes, then the owl said something and that's it.

[@Takimeko]

You forgot the part where the game turns into some hitman assassin bullshit which was somehow the last straw for the author.

[@SkippytWalrus]

"Sweet Burn Dog. But this mad rhyme spitting mofo." I left this running while I went to get a drink and came back at that moment and I spewed tea laughing.

[@TheBinaryGuy]

JOLLY GOOD SHOW OLD CHAP

[@TheDeadpoolOwns]

"But this mad rhyme-spitting mofo..." I'm dying, dammit Yuri.

[@tetsiga45XxX]

Is it really that weird to find a metric ton of N64 games at a garage sale? I got a bunch of games, game guides, 4 controllers, and the console and cords all intact and fully functional.

[@NorthernWind0]

Yeah... most people LOVE their N64s

[@schalasmagic]

I love listening to these bs creepypasta stories. Keep up the good work,Yuri.

[@VentusFury]

garage sales usually (in most cases) mean said owner is moving out. Surprising ALL games are gotten from garage sales or Gamestop... only to hear said employee/old guy/ dude person is gone! Scary!

[@mitchellamar3286]

don't forget friends named kyle

[@thema1998]

I picked a good time to rewatch the "Legend of Zelda 64" episode. Last Thursday was the *9* year anniversary of when it was uploaded and October's quickly approaching now! 🤓

[@scarletwyvern3753]

Oh god no that blurry screen is terrifying 😭

[@shawnfields2757]

Almost as scary as...the spooky black box square from Resident Evil 4 One stupid story only!!!

[@flyforce16]

I love Yuriofwind's serious/mock reading voice lol

[@NorthernWind0]

A story detailing going through the shadow temple would be better than this.

[@PrimeTF]

They could've also made a story about the cut Fire Temple music with the Islamic chanting forshadowing the attacks of 9/11.

[@anueutsuho7425]

Nah that'd be stupid. Reminds me of Happy Appy. ​@@PrimeTF

[@Ac1dRe1gn7]

"Talk about how much of a dick Ganondorf is." (Ganondorf looks at the screen right after.)

[@scarlysix5034]

He waited till his friend was ready... and he turned it on...

[@shawnfields2757]

Scarly Six Did Tom write that part too?

[@scarlysix5034]

@@shawnfields2757 The haunted games probably just want to scare Tom, until he gives up the infinity stones. The creepypasta cinematic universe is complicated...

[@Kirbachu5]

My two thoughts about the "black-cloaked people" mentioned in the story: 1. Oh god, it's Organization XIII!!!! 2. Death Bringers? That's the BEST you could do?

[@Slappypaige123]

I miss Tom. I think we have all grown to love Tom's idiotic ways.

[@casss2313]

Holy hell. Your sense of humor is the best. I can't stop watching these.

[@MadMamluk88]

Of all your Bullshit Creepypasta videos this one is my personal favorite simply because you transformed this story's silly blah-ness into something absolutely magical. I salute you sir and hope you continue your duties as a Bad Story Warrior.

[@drkstarre]

I enjoyed your modesty at the end of the video. I also felt that the beginning of this video wasn't as great as your others but it was nice seeing you be straightforward about it.

[@jack_corvinus]

So I was driving on the road inside my jetsky and suddenly my muffler was had burned out. I found a bleeding game in the trunk of my car THEN WHO WAS PHONE?!

[@tiacat11]

You know what would kind of be an interesting twist? If this story was actually told from the perspective of Kyle, and Tom was the friend just sitting there next to him while he played. It would certainly explain the part where he pusses out and goes off running to throw up for hours.

[@danielfrancis7798]

"The blood on it taste flesh and delicious" Still my favorite creepypasta line of all time.

[@jakeashton8951]

This is just a ripoff of Ben... y'know, guy buys game from garage sale, plays, some creepy crap happens, go back to garage sale, dude has moved.

[@y0Snowie]

Thats how all bad creepypastas are

[@jakeashton8951]

Pretty much

[@bryanchung2023]

GARAGE SALES OOOOOO

[@bentschirhart249]

This is not a ripoff of Ben drowned, this is a ripoff of a trash bag

[@bentschirhart249]

Saihalji andTheGreatAngelOfPlague true, man

[@AnonymousDragonWolf]

A lot of people think Mido is an irredeemable dickwad, but when you talk to him after you finish the Forest Temple, he asks you to tell Link he's sorry, not knowing you yourself are Link.

[@DTDplays]

I love your sarcasms and your (somewhat) depressing tone. It's entertaining. Your end slates are one of the most interesting end slates I know ;D

[@mineash2945]

Hmm... Garage sale... Ripped off label... Save file named "LINK"... Character bursting into flames and screaming... Surprise surprised game is haunted/cursed... Man who sells game moves when they go back to see him... Narrator paranoid ever since... Completely original.

[@DarrkGreed]

Props to the author for not making the 'Man' never be there in the first place as a plot twist...

[@megafan1137]

Yuri jokes about the opening sounding like a shady drug deal, but I absolutely guarantee that most those "Zelda 64" cartridges were indeed stuffed with drugs, with the original owner hiding them in there and selling them through the garage sale as a means to get rid of them. There is no way that the unspecified garage sale man™ just happened to be selling dozens of the exact same N64 game without their own shady shit attached to it. And no, the game having blood or evil protagonists does not qualify as "shady shit", just redundancy.

[@Kippyluvsu]

Perfect. The grammar, exactly like a creepy pasts should be written. The blood, hyper-realistic. The timing, impeccable.

[@EliteKhajiit]

Who the fuck holds a garage sale on a "stormy night?!" Ruh ruh ruh... yeah

[@summersweete09]

I like the new mic I love these I'm so happy ur doing them again

[@SomeOrdinaryGamers]

What a tale...

[@Matsu_Suzuki16]

Yep

[@Takimeko]

Hello plot point, where the fuck did YOU come from?!

[@thema1998]

Your ideas for "Legend of Zelda 64" were more interesting than the pasta itself! 😆

[@dkzbeier]

im the only one there thinks creepypasta wiki should open a moving company?...i mean with all these old men running around selling haunted games to kids could they probably make millions each day

[@ditogalaxy3]

dkzbeier That would be amazing.

[@TheRaggetyDoctor]

Yuri corrects a spelling error: Take a shot Tom makes a return : Finish your drink. Someone mentions blood: 20 shots.

[@mrscake991]

The blood taste flesh and delicious. ...yeah.

[@lugosyo6236]

Man. I love your videos XD keep up the good work

[@PaddyFlatts]

He didn't get a camera and we don't get to see his whiteness and long haired-ness.

[@8loodyrain]

I enjoyed this video, keep up the awesome work bro.

[@somebandicoot2723]

the salesman scared me XD

[@pieroisgod]

same

[@AnimeCereal64]

Z: If you've played the most recent game kingdom hearts dream drop Yuri: Distance Z: Which is stupid why would he have to become a keyblade I mean he saved the world twice Yuri: Doesn't mean he's not stupid Z: I like how they switched it around as to give a meaning to it Yuri: A meaning that you'll probably never understand

[@nameynamename3758]

Spooky, adding 64 to the title of a game without 64.

[@podojun]

You just made my day. Thank you.

[@ectothermic]

I don't know what I was expecting but my expectations were met. Hyperrealistically. For 18 minutes and 28 seconds.

[@lolxd_6207]

Did you get a stopwatch just to be extra sure?

[@ectothermic]

The Epic Dog Gamer Yes, it exploded for exactly 5 minutes the first time. 666 the second time.

[@nintendocapeesun]

This is my favorite yuriofwind segment

[@Shinbu1128]

1:40 Hey, there are some great stories that don't start at the beginning. For example, Star Wars. In fact, most people would say the beginning can eat shit and choke on the lumps and GEORGE LUCAS WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN US!... I'm sorry you had to see that.

[@Renni_Jay]

True enough, but starting a story at anywhere but the start takes a lot of talent that most people don't have.

[@whitetpoison]

Yuriofwind, thank you for the new vid. I usually have a shitty/dull day everyday at school, but watching your videos after school brightens my day up along with laughter. :3

[@ramenbomberdeluxe4958]

Is Zelda 64 and its really rad, those cliches from the author are pretty bad

[@aborealisglfry]

wot

[@ramenbomberdeluxe4958]

Aurora Borealis Glfry Its a reference to an old nintendo power commercial. To advertise the original Legend of Zelda game.

[@squidddinator]

Gratuitous gore, bad writing, and typos too! But with your help, our Yuri can pull through

[@Maklarr2000]

Are all Creepypastas written by Tom? That's rather impressive. Tom is like the Steven King of hilariously awful creepypastas. Awesome. I'm really curious what you'll look like when we see you on camera. Glad you wern't violently ill for this round of recording! Another superb video Yuriofwind! You rock sir!

[@KingRumar]

Creepypastas - where ANYONE can write a scary story (regardless of skill).

[@ggk912daniel]

and its full of hypah realiztic blud

[@HopethePrincess]

I super love your Bullshit Creepypasta videos, and I love your snarkiness VuV I also loved when your brought up Tom, teeheehee. I laughed. I really hope to see more of this series! :D

[@riketvs]

Me creepyastuh: i bought pokemanz x and the game hed some blood on it en i wa like "uil"thn i turned on tha game and it had blood on xerneas and latur mewtwo was there and said i kielled your pokemanz and he waz dead囧 how cleepy i said to me self and then blood and i haz now creepy nighmare over pokemanz xdie how i cull it now.. oh and the game was from Tom....

[@alexandermccarter2230]

don't you mean from Kyle

[@riketvs]

Alexander McCarter tom's adead fliend from kylr

[@epicfirebird64thefirst3]

I had something like dat too I went to pik my pikeman and dere was mew and mewtoo and a chezburger but mew ate it and I lost

[@we1417]

john brust an den SANIC wuz like I AM PHONE!!!!

[@AwsomePikachu1022]

we1417 Den BEN wa dere 4 ebay BLOOD

[@Dancergirl600]

this video was awesome, i know a luigi's mansion beta has been reviewed, but it be cool if ya did the creepypasta of it, that thing is scary, and halloween is approaching

[@MasterJunior93]

4:29 AAAAHH!! IT SCARED ME!!! ;~;

[@Why_It]

Oh how I love you Yuri with all your sarcasm and scene recreations.

[@riketvs]

Plus i stopwatched huw lung i play it was 2 min and 123,57991 nanosecs

[@zilleofminecraft]

"The description for the sword said 'the blood taste fresh and delicious'. Him and his friend were startled by that, and can you blame them? It's so badly worded!"

[@BernitaPortal]

HELLO PLOT POINT WHERE THE FUCK DID YOU COME FROM! :D

[@arinbrewington5455]

I was just thinking that I was wanting you to do one of these again soon. WISH GRANTED BY HALLOWEEN MAGIC.

[@unregisteredhypercam2737]

Wooooooooow a youtuber who doesn't force you to subscribe like and favourite the video I respect u man

[@Marluxia469]

"Let me start this story from the beginning." I think Aeris from Ansem Retort can answer this one up quite nicely, "That's where you should start, unless you're planning to Tarantino it."

[@Videogamer9201]

Yuri, I believe that you actually pronounced the owl correctly.

[@ArthurYoshida2012]

Finally! Ive been waiting for this video for a long time!

[@TedOntko]

Oh god, can everybody who watches YOW just get together and write shitty creepypasta all over his comments? I want to so badly... XD

[@lastlife0726]

Ha! This is the first creepypasta you're reviewing that I've actually read myself. Gotta say, I was laughing all the way then, too.

[@NintendOtaku96]

Could you do Squidward's Suicide?

[@Xxenno]

It's not a game pasta. He only does game ones.

[@NintendOtaku96]

Oh well.

[@cjszero01]

Holy crap, that new mic is terrific.

[@theLIESyouTRUST]

do a morrowind creepypasta story

[@Shadethewolfy]

Yes, JVK! DO EET, YURI!! I know you only do crappypastas, but DO IT ANYWAY!! THE FANDOM DEMANDS IT!!

[@TomCreepyPasta]

Thanks for the advice and armour, friend!

[@austinburrell9621]

YAY BLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

[@damianluna7700]

"The blood on it taste flesh and delicious"

[@pharoahdox1156]

Who the fuck was the author of this

[@IdiotWithController]

Tom

[@SinsOfScience]

That story was very... special. I found myself wanting for the Hyper-Realistic Blood character, but it still managed to be a sloppy, jumbled, non-sensical mess in spite of that. Thanks for the video!

[@olivebates]

*Stop holding your nose when you talk!*

[@XeroOfficial1]

Heh.

[@MartyCrack95]

man Yuri I swear your channel just keeps getting better, the new mic sounds great!

[@sorio99]

I am from the future, and I can assure you, you will never sound like a man. If anything, you get even less mature sounding.

[@Wayra_]

he's my baby boy

[@lyricalopunny4751]

I have no idea why, but the kid pulling on the rock, I expected you to say, "he had a rock baby."

[@baronbeefdip7802]

The only thing here that actually managed to shock me for a second was that semi-random face around 4:30. I should've expected it, but in this realm of videos, nothing ever makes sense :)

[@z10v]

Your editing skills... They're... AMAZING!!

[@Dimentio36]

6 shoeboxes of games is probably at least half the entire N64 library

[@philmworks123]

You make creeoy stories less...well,creepy. I like that

[@Eyetrauma]

few people realize it, but the nintendo seal of quality not only denotes a game that's paid its licensing fees, but also works as a talisman to prevent curses.

[@TheVisorak]

This is fucking awesome! I love your videos, mate.