BS Creepypasta Storytime: Sonic.EXE TRS, Mario, Nurse Joy

[@BlueCrystal004]

This is absurd. I haven't watched Yuri in over *three years*, yet LITERALLY nothing about him has changed. His voice and speech patterns sound exactly the same, the humor is exactly the same, and its exactly the same comfy feeling I get watching these videos. I am genuinely in shock right now...

[@axtonpino5213]

BlueCrystal004 so you were 1 of his 150,000 blank subscribers for 3 years?

[@adel4476]

*I haven't watched Yuri in over 3 years* **sigh** BOOOOOOOOOI

[@BlueCrystal004]

Ghost Prototype Very good thing

[@radiantsquare007jrdeluxe9]

he is like the KZbinr that time forgot

[@Crazy56U]

I love Yuri's slow burn realization as to what "Nurse Joy" is about.

[@Ganonmustdie2]

Kyle: This game is haunted! Eustace: I'M GETTIN' ME MALLET!

[@SuperiorGothBun]

Yuri is like Goku: He always takes a beating, but comes back stronger when we need him. I'll give you my energy when you call a spirit bomb dude

[@joystickgummyfox]

And mine too!

[@StriderOwO]

Mystic Melody We'll all stick out hands in the sky for him. That's how you transfer energy for a spirit bomb, right? I'm not very up to date on Dragonball.

[@GoyBenius_0901]

J-TA01 Active And my axe.

[@SuperiorGothBun]

stride99 You also have to hold up your wallet cause saving the world doesn't come cheap

[@fusrosandvich3738]

Mystic Melody A shitty pasta-bomb.

[@Larry]

I only keep untrustworthy sledge hammers in my shed.

[@Zr-lo5bo]

Larry Bundy Jr it's Papa Bundy

[@popuko8739]

*takes shades off* mother of god..... You're here...

[@Lone_Rocket]

popuko I know right. I was surprised to click on the profile picture and see 244,000 subs.

[@CompletelyNewguy]

I keep a sledgehammer in my kitchen.

[@BlueGuy98]

Larry Bundy Jr Why do you comment on every video I watch

[@icedhollyssb7816]

I gotta say this; the Tom in this first story is way smarter then the one in original Sonic.Exe. This one at least didn't play the game.

[@webberdabest4510]

But, that's because he hates old sonic games, so he may not be actually smart.

[@1111-e4p]

I’m pretty sure that was the whole point of the story.

[@sachascharovsky1632]

Yuriofwind is gold. This is one of the first channel I ever subscribed to and I'll never regret it

[@cynicismIncarnate]

Sacha Scharovsky So, he is the main character from Jhoto. Cool, always loved gen 2

[@sachascharovsky1632]

He gave more of a Silver vibe but Gold just sounded better

[@Egalitariat-likesecretariat]

I DID ASSAULT THOSE ASIAN CHILDREN Oh yeah, Alchestbreach introduced me to the wonderful world of New Vegas mods. Mr. Cuddles just keeps getting in the way, doesn't he?

[@lolxd_6207]

Please archive the stories you read on stream, these were hilarious.

[@MinecraftMarioFantheAnimator]

He must, for the laughs

[@ZaGorudan]

The Nurse Joy one sounds more like fetish-fueled fanfiction rather than a spooky spaghetti story.

[@LunexLunertic64]

The Goldn Guy It really does seem like that as well as turning you into Joy like if it's the last part of their fetish on their mind after all that detail so the story is slapped onto it.

[@ZaGorudan]

"How can I express my niche fetish to the world without anyone knowing? I know! I'll write a story about it under the guise that it's a spooky scary spaghetti story! NO ONE WILL EVER SUSPECT IT!!"

[@LunexLunertic64]

Gotta put in some demonic stuff so then transforming you into Nurse Joy makes sense after that detailed dissection, why it would fit into spooky stories. Right? Right!?

[@carlbo]

AND THERE WERE TESTICLES

[@Intothevoid-NIB]

Eh. The fetish itself isn't that niche. The niche part about it is how extreme it is.

[@alexbarbeau]

Oh hey Yuri isn't sick this week

[@warpedlogic1603]

Don't jinx it!

[@tinacavese5637]

Alex Barbeau he is healed because of the power of his youthful hair.

[@DzRocked]

Vitality Hair Flip Maneuver!

[@Zjackel17]

Don't worry, he's working on it.

[@ImmaLittlePip]

Alex Barbeau instead of money people should send vitamins and veggies to Yuri

[@Mayahiime]

I remeber finding this channel long ago and ever since then I've never found a way to express my love for this channel.

[@Guin167]

First Story: A trollpasta where Tom is a competent human being. Second Story: April 20 in the Mushroom Kingdom Third Story: ... yeah I'm not going near that with a forty foot barge pole

[@CranberryDave]

Holy hell I can't believe it! After all this time, our favorite Epic Shonen Hero and Horrible Story Warrior: Yuriofwind has returned to his lofty throne in an effort to reclaim his kingdom!

[@thegorillasnake]

"Hapless" actually is a word. It means "unfortunate."

[@budmaam]

I must be dreaming. Three BSSC in *ONE* ?! ｗａｋｅ　ｍｅ　ｕｐ　ｉｎｓｉｄｅ

[@StriderOwO]

*SAVE ME*

[@Myrope]

I was eating and the moment I hit "click more", I choked a bit. That was a brilliantly executed, my friend. XDDD (And I'm a Brandon as well! How neat!)

[@bigghugges5684]

201 likes 0 dislikes Cause who could dislike our beautiful constantly sick creepypasta hero?

[@krystalcasey]

Bigg Hugges 12 people

[@Yoshifan1219]

Krystal Casey 12 of those are probably the users who made shitty stories (and were the ones Yuri tore apart with his assholeness)

[@thema1998]

@Joe Caffers This video now has 40 dislikes. 🤓

[@skullservant4417]

I remember reading that Nurse Joy one a few years ago, and this is a bit crude but... How do I say this... I had a B O N E R.

[@Th3Aura]

What a beautiful D̶U̶W̶A̶N̶G̶ comment!

[@Faapu]

Holy shit! Is that a motherfucking JoJo reference?!

[@tcpnick6895]

Could it be?!

[@Lh0000]

YES, IT CAN! *bam!*

[@Jetblast01]

Get a feeling so complicated...

[@tiacat11]

Timestamps: Sonic.EXE TRS - 1:33 Mario - 5:12 Nurse Joy - 12:55 Once the intros are done, endslate starts at 27:26

[@MegaDeathRay10]

With a rework the joy story could easily be a mind control corruption sex story

[@calypsokiosko9067]

MegaDeathRay10 You mean it wasn't?

[@Intothevoid-NIB]

It's an S&M/nurse smut piece thinly disguised as a creepypasta

[@110zen]

I think it was written by a kid starting puberty who's really interested in the premise and doesn't know they have a fetish yet. People get turned on by the same things we're afraid of sometimes.

[@calypsokiosko9067]

xtravisage Or he saw a friend of his look up that kind of porn and decided to lash out by writing about what he saw. I can hope, right?

[@SmeddyTooBestChannel]

REWORK???

[@AußerirdischeLebensForm]

I could swear I've heard that Sister Joy creepypasta before. So it either must have been you or SOG. The former, so you, would be funny.

[@Shadethewolfy]

It was likely from SOG, as that's the first place I heard the Nurse Joy pasta as well.

[@anueutsuho7425]

Retsupurae did a reading of it, that's where I heard it

[@calypsokiosko9067]

The first story is an alternate reality where Tom is slightly competent, but shows his murder-starter-kit (plus with fire!) and goes _well_ over the line with destroying the demon thingie. No matter what, Tom is a psycho.

[@lucasandersons]

Im sure Joyification is someones fetish

[@adamnapolitano432]

I liked the first story, it's almost like it was made for Yuriofwind's in the first place.

[@Brutalrific]

"If it's a good trap its okay" -yuri

[@Shadethewolfy]

Yuri would bone Astolfo confirmed

[@popuko8739]

I get rock hard each time Yuriofwind uploads a video

[@thatdudegaming3501]

Popuko same

[@grenji4345]

Popuko that's hot

[@JuwanBuchanan]

+Popuko Well then....that's really...something

[@Nieveria]

Popuko 69 likes

[@Shadowmonkey]

Same

[@velvetbutterfly]

"He's long and he's lost" I almost laughed loud enough to wake people

[@rob-r6778]

"Luigi ain't the sharpest tool in the shed. Like a sledgehammer."

[@sarcasticscorpio3579]

Ahh I've been having a really rough week and seeing this made my day!! Thank you Yuri ❤

[@DanSweeto]

those were some grade A creepypastas, can always count on you to find these gems x'D

[@ProtoMekka]

a chansey wrote that story so i guess banette directed the movie chucky

[@TessuDraws]

10 ounces in a needle?! How big of a needle is it?!

[@robot54312]

A Yuriofwind notification always brightens up my day. A BS Creepypasta notification makes me grab the popcorn.

[@stwbmc98]

I can actually kind of appreciate the first story. Everyone points out how stupid Tom is for playing the game when Kyle told him to destroy it. In this story, he destroys it without hesitation. He does the sensible thing, even if he goes overboard. On the other hand, I can't appreciate the last story. Cloning would attract too much attention, but a series of child kidnappings wouldn't? Where's the sense in that?

[@Intothevoid-NIB]

The sense in that is "fuck you, let me write my S&M smut in peace" Also, I love that pfp

[@dragonempress8367]

@@Intothevoid-NIB uhhh

[@kiraina25]

@@Intothevoid-NIB Yeah, in retrospect, that last one reads less like a creepypasta and more like someone's transformation kink material, doesn't it?

[@Xaddgx]

After a mistake on my part, I have to redo my coding on a project. And this is exactly the inspiration I need, thanks Yuriofwind!

[@queenofthefae]

This is just what I needed before my final exams, thanks Uncle Yuri!

[@GrandCorsair]

I've so missed your sarcastic readings. That said I'm glad you got in all the major creepypasta staples.

[@StriderOwO]

THERE WAS A LIVE BULLSHIT CREEPYPASYA STORYTIME AND I MISSED IT?!? WHY??????

[@The-Game-Merchant]

I was lucky enough to catch the last story.

[@theleafeon1]

TheGameMerchant so was 8 viewers a joke ?

[@The-Game-Merchant]

It was more like 12. 8 to 15 is the usual number of people who watch his streams.

[@Anti-HyperLink]

stride99 I missed it too. I don't think I follow him on twitter.

[@guillermoleon0216]

Luigi isn't the sharpest tool in the shed... like the sledgehammer

[@quent.inhood]

Yuri's alive. Thus another reason to carry on with life.

[@FoBro91]

Oh my god, that Nurse Joy story. I just can't.

[@JimClonk]

>"I don't understand the metric system" >Ounce hmmm

[@Xbob42]

I laughed at that one, he says it so matter-of-factly you almost pass it by, a good little joke.

[@theinternetpolice4365]

Jim Clonk *Weight,* **budum tss** ounce is metric? I thought it was just used for measuring weights below a pound.

[@calypsokiosko9067]

"...I don't want to read this story anymore." It sure is a good thing there's no such thing as a police report for missing people or investigations of any sort. You'd think they'd streamline the process, but it's a story about a Chasey playing a prank. What about all those cops? Do they also drink ball blood?

[@Ambrose_TNJ]

I guess the police are in on it because HYPEREALISM!

[@anueutsuho7425]

@@Ambrose_TNJ the officer Jennies are made the same way, of course!

[@danio8610]

I laugh so hard at every video you make,I used to watch your videos everyday then I just stopped for a year, I just got back and I'm choking on my cereal, I love your videos man

[@narutofan101560]

Man, I've missed this, you tell the best Bedtime stories. Love you man, I've missed seeing your videos popping up in my subscriptions.

[@keifferpotatohead5463]

I think I know how Yuri feels now, I had to re-watch this 3 times, because I spaced out so much lol

[@PixleyLore]

great to see you back yuri! hope you stick around for a while!

[@rat_mikey]

About halfway through I decided I was done but I couldn't stop listening. It was like an audio train wreck. Hope you're feeling better, my guy.

[@calypsokiosko9067]

"I was so scared that I'll regale you with my life's story and a quick review of my horrible taste in everything! Man--that plushie sure is patient."

[@capthavic]

I have a feeling the writer of that pokemon story ending up on a government watch list.

[@cassandroid]

Dawg there's something wrong with your immune system if you get sick this much.

[@basil3663]

No shit

[@LeagueRocker]

TOO ALL WHO READ THIS STORY BEWARE OF HHAT I TELL YOU AND DONT END UP LIKE ME!! I called this real life story...Gaming Miseries Since thearly 2 thousands, I had alwayd had been a Yuriofwind fan. Ever since I saw his first video about Jimmy Kimmel. His Gaming was obscure and beta and that was my favorite part. Then he decided to do the beta of my favite game, Pok~emon Ruby n Sappfire. I was being so excite to see of the vid and so I played Ruby nad Sappire while watching. Everythin was goin reat. I could play the game while leaning about what wus cut fram the game. It was adreem come true. Then something was odd happened. When I was chosing my starter, I herd Yrui singing in sum backwards language. It was incomprehensible. He was singing about how I would meet a turrible faet if I chose Treeko. I was mega stunned. I didn't think it to be true. Yaoi couldn't be talking to me right? How would he even know where I live. I also really liek Trecko so I picked it. When I went to name it, I couldn't. The game wouldn't let me. The name was already filled out and it been named...../ "SCEP666DIE!" I was utterly sporked by what I was seeing. It shook me 2 me core. When I looked up at it, YuriofWin was doing endslate except it wasnt endslate....it......was.....BLOOD. It got all over my Gameboy Color which was expensive? My favorite gaem was posessed or something nd I was scared. I wanted to turn off my game but something compelled me to keep playin. When I got to Pewter city I started to feel a presence. I wanted to call tah Gostbasters but Yuri didn't let me to do that then. I had no choice. I took out mah chainsaw cuz we don't play that shit out here in da streetz. I sliced my DesMume in 40000 piece. Kind of like dat one movie. But it was too late. The game had turn me into a lawn ornament. Even now I can still here Yuri's laugh... So that is wut happened. Plese heed my warning when watching Balrog's videos.

[@thelastdinosaur2434]

7/10 -IGN Sucked but not enough like my Ex

[@JohnWick-nr5rh]

Bass.EXE lawn ornament 😂😂😂

[@sykotiksonik]

I lost it when you called Yuri "Yaoi", XD

[@tcpnick6895]

10/10 very sporky

[@YMangaka]

Bout that nurse joy one : I find it kinda funny how "author" tries to scare us by implying we could be a victim of hers, most likely through the game, while the biggest part of his story relay on stuff exclusive to the *anime* version, like the "they got alot of sisters" explanation (never discussed in any game), the "pokemon center restroom" for the trainer to take a nap (which is nowhere even in the latest versions of the game), or even the fucking Chansey helper (who never appeared in any center of any game) ! So *my* basic reaction for this story would be "make up your mind, author ! Are we in danger cause she tracks our pokeballs ? Or just if we somehow enter the anime to take a nap in the pokémon center ?!"..

[@xxtokyoxx8394]

This channel deserves a million subs.

[@keeganstormblade5456]

Jesus Christ... Another Sonic.Exe Trollpasta? Better get out my stopwatch.

[@tiacat11]

I don't know what it is about Yuri, but he has the most relaxing voice. Whenever I'm really tired, I put on a Yuri video (preferably BSCPST) and always wind up dozing off a little. It's nice background noise.

[@chaochap6390]

Hooray. I can not hate living for the rest of the day. Thank you, Yuri, love you.

[@deadlyshoc]

Yo for real tho, that was the best Sonic.exe story out there 😏

[@gmsk7588]

To recap: Tom's cousin got a free sonic 1 cartridge in the mail. He took the game, broke it with a sledgehammer, set it on fire inside of a barrel, and had happy dreams for the rest of the night. The fuck?

[@boinkohh8394]

Glad to see you back man! Enjoyed the video as always

[@The-Game-Merchant]

I was watching the live stream for this episode. It was as amazing as you could possibly imagine.

[@Hanz_M]

That Mario Creepypasta is basically "Mario Goes Berserk." *_IN CREEPYPASTA FORM._*

[@MathematicalVoid]

A sledgehammer and a burning barrel? Sounds like someone's trying to recreate Donkey Kong.

[@alistair4909]

It's amazing just how well the galaxy games hold up visually. I almost forget they're last generation games sometimes when I see clips of them in KZbin videos.

[@AriEl-gv4ct]

Yuri the Yuriest is back love you man

[@alexwagner23]

I love how videos it feels like you uploaded a month ago says 4 years ago under the thumbnail

[@mistermisfortune13]

I just realized that's Journey through the Decade in the background of Ensdlate I love Kamen Rider Decade!

[@HydroPlume]

I'd love to hear more of these archived on-stream reads!

[@alexanderhilgenfeld3392]

After binge watching Daria and Yuri's bullshit creepypastas, I think I'm addicted to sarcastic humor. Im okay with this.

[@kallus2179]

this is why I've been subscribed since 2012

[@r3dz334]

My favorite rendition of sonic.exe is when the author did what he was told.

[@shawnfields2757]

Yeah, finally a story that makes some damn sense.

[@thema1998]

@@shawnfields2757 If only it was good.

[@shawnfields2757]

The Misunderstood Assassin I know, right? Creepypasta is inherently unscary to me. ALL of it. But Bullshit Creepypasta Storytime is about the only thing that makes it worth anything.

[@GTdba]

You and Hoodhoodlum should make a collab, I love both of your works and both of you are hilarious!

[@batfreeze56]

I'm ashamed to admit this, but Nurse Joy is the first creepypasta I ever read, which introduced me to the world of creepypasta, then to the world of horror and finally to the world of writing. I wouldn't be looking at art colleges if not for that stupid story. So yes Nurse Joy, you are an awfully written piece of garbage, but I owe a lot to you.

[@joeking9231]

Illness: Next time Yuriofwind ... I'll get you next time...

[@brandontimmons9735]

Its always nice to check my sub box and see content from you Yuri. Keep it up and I wish you well

[@iceclkeyheart3060]

Ah good ol Yuri. Geez been years since I found you, my entire high school years

[@gdj2438]

It's things like this that make me love you Yuri.

[@The_Wok115]

it ends up that hapless is a word for unfortunate. a bad pasta had vocabulary! the stars have aligned!

[@MidnightRaziel]

i think we all could use a nice supportive Fat D in our lives.

[@MrPapayaman1000]

I haven't been here in like two years. Saw this and clicked it. Time to start actively watching again.

[@brandonpiunti8197]

I love your videos i'll be sure to check out your streams my man, keep doing what you're doing (:

[@circulartogetic7797]

Ohhh Boy, More Pastas. c: Fantastic as always yuri

[@Thedragonlover95]

The two seemed tamer compared to the last one

[@nightlyoko626]

Glad you are feeling a bit better : D Also owns a trustworthy sledgehammer and a burning barrel in their yard? Must be a Floridian

[@BULLTRONHERO]

Ahahahaha, this made my day. Yuri buddy, I need you to keep playing Zelda over on the gameplay channel.... Life is rough right now and watching you play that peaceful game from my younger days makes it better. Especially when you get lost, as I did so many times. Love ya bud

[@TheCattleDriver]

Yuri is just perpetually sick I've just accepted it by this point

[@MechaMike]

Wow 3 "stories" in 1 video what a treat.

[@Myrope]

Seriously Yuri, if I find a genie, one of my wishes is going to have to be for you to remain 100% healthy, ya poor thing. DX

[@yukicake5594]

omg is it Christmas?! Also that nurse joy one made me laugh, genuinely.

[@KionKamon]

Person who wrote the Pokémon one on Nurse Joy has no idea how anatomy or biology works lol the other two were pretty great too though. I love how you read these stories and make fun of them the entire way through

[@scarlysix5034]

1: Tom is smart. 2: Mario has had enough of being Mario. 3: Joy is a trap. My life has no meaning...

[@shawnfields2757]

Oh come on dude. Don't be sad. At least we got to hear Yuri read these awful stories. Giving us all laughter during spooky finger puppet ghost month and other months before that. So, don't worry, he'll be there, As a bad story warrior! With awesome hair! If only my hair were as awesome! Then maybe girls would like/talk to me...

[@TrevorZero]

always wonderful to see your videos Yuri

[@yeetusdeletus5406]

Any day Yuri uploads is a good day.

[@Jayneyy]

yay a new video! (also thanks for streaming, I love watching them!)

[@steviedraws2770]

I know this is old. But can we talk about the author of Nurse Joy thinking that you could inject 10 OUNCES of anything into a person quickly and secretly? A can of soda is 16 ounces. 😳

[@CjMcwillams]

i listened to this one for the first time in a while and this took me out

[@Ambrose_TNJ]

"Finally! With this article complete, the Joys are finished! I, Chansey will be free once more! All I need to do is leak it to the press! TO THE CREEPYPASTA WIKI!"

[@xaejn5011]

sooo . . . when are we getting endslate the movie?

[@FauxB0T]

Damn it Yuri now I have to play the song 6:09. I hope you're happy.

[@ArsenicApplesauce]

God, I've been wondering for a while if you'd ever get to that Nurse Joy story. I remember reading it years ago, and I guess I blocked a lot of it out, because I didn't remember it being so terrible.

[@KingJim97]

liked already good to have you back Yuri

[@godlyzodix8310]

KYLE, he's long and he's lost