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GRAPHIC GREGORY = Graphic Content Warning
Be prepared for an essay about this place... where the fuck to begin?!
You know it's bad when the Kohler Dexter urinal is the best thing here, let's get to the 2 failed abortions in the stalls shall we? We first have a 2010-2016 Aquasource Henshaw (AwfulWorst Hellspawn) "toilet" that is of course unsurprisingly clogged on NORMAL FUCKING USE. I try my best not to show something too graphic, but this is just laughable. Sad thing is, IT'S STILL NOT THE WORST THING THERE! TAKE A LOOK IN THE 2ND STALL.
This Niza Pro (Nazi No) "toilet" is the literal embodiment of a Niagara Stealth wannabe. Home Depot said "GB makes the Niagara Stealth, one of the worst and most useless 'toilets' on the fucking planet. I think I could make a perfect clone of it without the vacuum shit." And thus, this satanic pile of shit was birthed without anyone asking for this abomination to be born to begin with. The "flush" makes any toilet cringe, even something like a Bowlrinseless GB cringes at this. This is also one of the most unsanitary things ever too as there is NO FUCKING RINSE! It's like they didn't take the damn time to make actual rim jets for this. Not only that, on the 25 FT Test of ONE FUCKING PLY, it struggles and leaves TP behind too. Then we go 5 feet higher AND THE FUCKING FAILURE CLOGS ON ONE FUCKING PLY!!! XDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
You know it's bad when a Dumpster Closet (Porta Potty) is more sanitary than using this. Hell, even shitting yourself is somehow more sanitary than using a Nazi No for fucks sake. At least the food here was good, but whoever chose the "toilets" needs to be fired. This is pathetic.
TP tests:
25 FT ONE PLY Test:
Nazi No:
Flushes: 2
Test Rating: SMASH URSELF/10
30 FT ONE PLY Test:
Nazi No:
Flushes: 2
Test Rating: MAJOR ASS/10
Hellspawn Rating: 0/10 (F--)
Nazi No Rating: -∞/10 (-∞)
Dexter Rating: 6/10 (C)
STF’s Rating Scale:
∞+: Infinitely Beyond Epimazing!!! (∞+/10)
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A+++: Epimazing (15+/10)
A++: Beyond Amazing (11-14/10)
A+: Amazing (10/10)
A: Awesome (9.5/10)
A-: Great (9/10)
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B+: Good (8-8.5/10)
B: Semi/Minimally Good (7.5/10)
B-: Okay (7/10)
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C+: Okay-ish (6.5/10)
C: Tolerable (6/10)
C-: Questionable (5.5/10)
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D+: Meh (5/10)
D: Mediocre (4.5/10)
D-: Bad (4/10)
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E: Junk-y (3.5/10)
E-: Pure Junk (3/10)
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F+: Borderline Garbage (2.5/10)
F: Utter Garbage (2/10)
F-: Hot Garbage and Useless (1-1.5/10)
F--: Literal AIDS (0-0.5/10)
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-∞: As Sorry as a Niagara Stealth (-∞/10)
Recorded: June 17th, 2022
Phone Used: Samsung Galaxy Note20
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