BTS Texts - The one with the pick up lines [Festa 2020]

Jungkook wants more presents for ARMY! Always more! So the boys brainstorm to write a love letter for Festa. The video somehow quickly turned into BTS pick up lines to seduce ARMY and a compliment battle... This is meant to be soft and sweet. Happy Birthday to BTS, let's sTae together for 700 more years! (Who else wanted TaeTae's galaxy earbuds?)
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[@PParrapio]

Tell me your best BTS pick-up line the comments! :D

[@sayedulislam754]

You know Bts? 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@copbop64]

YOU KNOW BTS??????

[@shaffanafazarally3360]

YOU KNOW BTS?

[@ara-db3ll]

Can you smell something burning? It's my hearteu

[@armytiny2523]

You know anneonghaseyo?💜💜

[@ihatesnakue6580]

"BTS my love for you is deeper than Tae's voice" -Meenal~

[@PParrapio]

Nice!

[@ihatesnakue6580]

@@PParrapio not nicer than yours😉

[@chetanbrahmania7697]

Same

[@Kenna_Whi]

Hobi doesn't need flowers, Hobi *IS* a flower... "I need you, I can't ima-JIN a life with out you."

[@PParrapio]

Cute!

[@namjoonsribboninthesky99]

When I saw the thumbnail “Dear army I get jungshook when I see you” comedy gold

[@artcontinent2050]

That's true! 💜

[@kpopqueen6085]

True

[@alayna4640]

"I fell for you harder than Jimin falls off chairs" Ngl that's the best pick-up line I've ever heard.🤣

[@linlnln4080]

imagine they actually threw a huge party and we’re all invited-

[@PParrapio]

I'm going!

[@nishanthikalansuriya5644]

I wish that happens

[@Kenna_Whi]

social distancing wouldn't exist in there XD

[@candacepurvisbtsarmy]

Yes but a virtual party would be cool. It be like your actually there.

[@nikkirobinson4367]

Where packing our shit and going to Korea

[@kamalowan981]

Jungkook's *Rrrrrrrrrrrap moster* is gold from now on

[@PParrapio]

JK is so cute!

[@ihatesnakue6580]

"Bangtan my craze for you is crazier than the maknae line" -Me~

[@raziahcachola6270]

Ok why did I thought “your hobby” said ‘’ur daddy” I NEED HOLY WATER ASAP

[@aishathmishka1965]

Hahaha 😂

[@PParrapio]

Hobi water!

[@aishathmishka1965]

Yea hobi waterr

[@raziahcachola6270]

Def need it rn 😔✋

[@blossombabybts8456]

@@raziahcachola6270 I literally laugh at your comment here's some hobi water 🍶🍶🍶

[@peachymoon7109]

YT:P. PAR- Me:Yes let's not sleep *clicks the video fast as yoongi's tongue techonology*

[@Kenna_Whi]

Once again I say- HOW FAST DO YOU CLICK BECAUSE LAST TIME I CHECHED THAT WAS PRETTY RIDICULOUSLY FAST... apologies for my caps lock. ;)

[@zaeyact]

Wait that's impossible--

[@gyulix7307]

So like 0.0000001 second?

[@peachymoon7109]

Well Yoongi tought me well!✊

[@aj.davis08]

When jin said: "Army is not as handsome at Jin but we still love you" I died, its the trith but its still so funny😂😂💜💜💜

[@ineffableseven]

RM : Dim the lights down baby Jin : It's gonn' get you in trouble What a deadly combo

[@PParrapio]

I almost did but I don't know if my karma could have recovered from using BOTH forbidden songs lol

[@ineffableseven]

@@PParrapio XD

[@ershadmahmud910]

*I clicked faster than jin can chokes on his food-*

[@armytiny2523]

When I see P.Parrapio's Video I click Faster Than Jungkook's Cameraman😂😂💜💜 I hope armys and bts are happy and healthy because We are *still with you*

[@armysarise8441]

Jungkooks cameraman do be wilding doe👀💀

[@ihatesnakue6580]

"BTS I will stay with you forever just like Jimin's pinky" -Meenal~ 😙😙

[@mallikaboral822]

"Army us as cute as Taehyung's boxy smile" "You are just my cup of Tae" Awwww.... Someone help me, I'm dying out of Uwus

[@simoneonyx]

That moment when you're early: 😎

[@minimoni69]

That moment when you are late 😂😎

[@sharanya2158]

Note: *chairs are complicated* Edit: 6 likes! Your kidding! This is so much likes! Yay!

[@PParrapio]

They are :p

[@sharanya2158]

@@PParrapio 😂😂

[@aasiyaansari9222]

@Agust D omg ikrrr 🤣🤣🤣

[@bluesuperem]

Jimin: “Chairs are so complicated” Me: I gotta agree with you Jimin 😬

[@bluesuperem]

Omg tysm for hearting! I love your videos I binge watch them :)

[@chetanbrahmania7697]

It was jin

[@armytiny2523]

I am waiting for Jin to Crash Weverse again with his selcas😂😂

[@PParrapio]

The truth is we CANNOT handle his blessing of a face lol

[@armytiny2523]

😂😂It was *the truth untold* untill you said it😂😂

[@hihowareyou4887]

I would love for Namjoon to show as how the crab is doing and the tricks

[@kamellakristieamante4107]

Request: ThE oNe WhOs PoSsEsSeD Yoongi: TaLkInG rOcK Hobi: mother sunshine Jin: Worldwide Mirror Taehyung: Gucci Planet Jungkook: lovely boy RM: Moni Jimin: mochi boy

[@kiarah7329]

"When i think of you, i lose my mind like Joon loses his passport" hahah

[@noname982]

I see P.Parrapio posts, I click faster than Jungkook's running 😂 Sorry I can't do those things where you compare how fast you clicked with someone 😔 but I tried😂 and I purple you so much 💜💜💜

[@ls-xq9yb]

Lysm P.Parrapio and Shooky Suga 💜💜💜

[@nadacesko1412]

Please

[@hugz4lino]

Shooky Suga me too

[@noname982]

😂😂😂😂💜

[@the-one-who-dreams4951]

How about Agust D tongue technology?

[@crazyth1ngs600]

"Let's write a loveletter to Army!🥺" Continues to diss each other ... err, I mean, flirt with each other? 😂

[@imarosafaraimo2810]

Awwww this attacked me hard "But its still not enough!they always deserve more!" "ARMY works hard for us too" Im crying rn😢😢

[@rita-hc2ix]

The one dislike must feel ashamed to dislike this art. 😤

[@minimoni69]

6 of them must be ashamed by now😤

[@urmom-xe7ry]

17 of them must be ashamed right now 😤

[@saminaabid2856]

Hello I laughed my head off wOop I almost died and idk why but I can't stop listening to devils don't fly lol😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@sharanya2158]

So dont expect me not to fall! Devils Dont fly!!!~

[@meghatiwari5273]

But God we almost had it all, devils dont fly~~

[@ihrtjaehyn]

I will never forget the intro it is pure gold and amazing purple u mwa mwa 💜💜💜💜💜💜

[@ihrtjaehyn]

Ty for de like 💜

[@panchamibhattacharyya2090]

I have an idea for a BTS text... 'The one where RM and his crab switch bodies'.

[@nishanthikalansuriya5644]

Time to- **New notification** What's sleep? Never heard of it

[@PParrapio]

Oops haha

[@the-one-who-dreams4951]

You should go to sleep now or you will get pimples.

[@berry2676]

Staying all night till 12am was worth it for this video 👁️👄👁️

[@slay7425]

I don't remember coming this early in any of the video on KZbin in a 2 years

[@ravenhutchinson5036]

Honestly, the only present I want from them would be a baepsae MV.

[@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083]

That may be the end of us 👀

[@ravenhutchinson5036]

@@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 😂 😂😂 It would totally be worth it though

[@ravenhutchinson5036]

@@abidahassan7136 True

[@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083]

Raven Hutchinson oh, most definitely 😂😂

[@hanjisungenthousiaste8691]

MY HEARTEU when jungkook said "are you my hyungs cause your the cause of my euphoria" SO CUTE and sope flirting is just mm~

[@Sne_14]

The "Rrrrrapp moonnnnster" is so funny 😆 Jk is so Cute 😍 And the most famous conversation of Jin "My handsome face"...that will never end 😄

[@poojagond1000]

10:51 jungkook : are you my hyung because you are the cause of my euphoria Me : o-oh my gwad m-my heart is oh mah gwad

[@Gaudirjrhs]

I was about to sleep but then this came up- Anyways first!

[@piercetherose]

Lol same

[@micasabinino]

why is this so true

[@kelaniandcousinsplayzz3475]

i just woke up and saw this and clicked fast

[@Nice_Stay]

1:13 that smile, tho 😂 Also I really liked Renoir pt 2 ! There were so many funny things and I have pointed them out 😂

[@jannat_bhyn4490]

**See parrapio's new vid** Me: YES IM EARLYYYY **10 minutes ago** Me: I-

[@jannat_bhyn4490]

@Ruth Taylor even 1 minute ago seems late to me

[@ihatesnakue6580]

"BTS I will love you more than JK loves banana milk" -Me~

[@natashacontreras9187]

Omg writing letters to army became a roasting session 😂😂 but aww yoongi laugh was cute and tae getting all sugary and sweet with love. Oh gosh I didn't expect the end I'm dying

[@introvertedley]

Ohh goshhh... when they started attacking Joonie and the Rrrrrraap Mosta.... i am dying

[@dabeech4406]

p💝💝💝 p.💝💝💝 p. p💝💝💝 p. pa💝💝💝 p. par💝💝💝 p. parr💝💝💝 p. parra💝💝💝 p. parrap💝💝💝 p. parrapi💝💝💝 p. parrapio💝💝💝 GENIUS

[@ArmyForever-io2mf]

Your intro always makes me feel better 😂💜

[@aishathmishka1965]

Same lol

[@veenamaravanthe4683]

Kookie: infires Suga: *it's time for the King to arise*

[@randomarmyontheinternet4708]

Am I the only one that finds it cute that all the KZbinrs that make bts videos try to like and comment on every single comment on there videos like excuse me but how cute is that 💜💜💜💜💜💜 I’m just going to cry in the corner now 😭😅😅😅

[@jung-yonyon-seok7968]

Yaasss I love thisss (omg I just got a heart/like)

[@Noone-dk5ih]

1:52 You mean laying on bed and watching yt

[@bts_army6632]

The" My heart break for you harder than namjoon's glasses" had me rolling 😂🤣 lol " the dopest pickup line I ever heard"🤣🤣

[@raghuramankp537]

4:31 Jin is becoming savage like Yoongi too

[@baanvya]

Why my lifeu am I always late Okay since u asked us I will give u some cheesy pickup lines 1. *Don't leave* me cause *I need u* 2. My love for u is equal to the views of the *DNA* MV 3. Did u hack my snapchat account cause u pick my *Filter* 4. Man *you make me begin* 5. *I need U* so much so please *Save me* 6. I love you as much as *Suga loves to nap* 7. Did u know *You got the best of me* 8. I fell for u but don't worry *I'm fine* 9. I would be *Lost* without u 10. I love you as much as *Jin loves to cook* Also can we have a fandom name of all of P.parrapio fans out thr cause ur work is amazing 💜

[@PParrapio]

Wow nice haha, you thought of a lot! I would like that, it would be so fun to have a name just for you guys! ♡

[@baanvya]

@@PParrapio I thought so too 💜

[@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083]

Great lines! 💜💜

[@baanvya]

@@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083 thanks

[@sahana9248]

If they ever threw a party with all army's.. Then they'll have to rent a whole country or two🤔💜

[@22arraa]

My screen is about to crack because of jungkook’s cuteness 😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😌😊😊😊😊😊😊😊🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺 I love this maknae the most

[@kibriamahisha_26]

Imagine them actually throwing a party n inviting all the ARMYS?! Its like a dream that won't come true

[@xingqiusthighsmhmmm2175]

Literally no one Jungkook to Jin: cOmE bE mY TEacHer~ P.s: also master, hmm...kinky🌚

[@jowaa_c4431]

💜 Happy late 7!💜

[@PParrapio]

🎂

[@saminaabid2856]

You too 💜💜💜💜💜I purple you all 😻💜💜💜

[@keirayu5158]

best part was tae calling namjoon possible english man..im so impressedddu was put..lmaooo it had me laughing like crazy and followed by rm's expensive girl lolzzzzzz

[@kawaiichan11985]

4:46 that was adorable now i am ready to levae this stupid planet peacefully.

[@jieunpark5177]

If Jungkook really want to present Army, please make Suga marry me 😂 Suga: Mr pretend to be cold Jimin: Tae's only soulmate V: Boxy smile RM: Crab is my family Jin: Joon's WWH Jungkook: Trustrated Kook J-Hope: Lovely Sunshine Maybe you could use this name for your next video. If you didn't use it it's okay... 😂😂 All the best... You become my favourite

[@malaaki.4983]

Hi 👁👄👁(btw I love the fact you named Jimini mini *Laughing in swag*)

[@PParrapio]

Hi! Haha well that is his name :D

[@Kenna_Whi]

@@PParrapio next text story jimi's name needs to be "hated by chairs" for obvious reasons.

[@tanie2946]

@@Kenna_Whi hahaha I love it!🤣

[@arundhatioak8141]

**introduction starts** Me- my heartu boom boom **Sings tong ting tong loudly**

[@minimoni69]

WWH : Yoonkiki you are so cute Lil meow meow : Shut Up !!!!! 😂😂😂😂😂 One of my favourites

[@victimofbts9535]

Can you name yoongi: "I was online now"bc when suga goes ofline to be like "I was online now is ofline" thank you

[@MJ-jb7os]

Early yasssss I clicked so fast lol

[@yourmomdotcom8361]

"are you my hyungs? because you're the cause of my Euphoria" 🥺🥺

[@pritinarkhede5459]

My favorite pick up pine was "My heart breaks for you harder than Namjoon's glasses" that one was funny lol🤣 And one of TaeTae's "I want a cup of tae" that's super adorable ☕💚💜❤

[@bananaboat2365]

First??

[@PParrapio]

Yep! :)

[@bananaboat2365]

Yay !!!!

[@binkymarie]

Yoongi : My love for you shines brighter than Hobi's smile Me : I refuse to believe something is brighter than Hobi's smile.

[@suzuki549]

the intro never gets old😂😂😂😂

[@HalwenGreenleaf]

Omg I need that gif of Jin after he said “chairs are so complicated”

[@PParrapio]

theqoo.net/index.php?mid=bts&document_srl=1099630889 Enjoy :)

[@sujuelf9648]

jimin is being savage this time and sope's flirting was sooooo..ahh my heartue. be safe and healthy too^^

[@adalyndimmick4328]

And that present was a new song💜

[@diorndiaye4280]

"My heart breaks for you harder than Namjoon's glasses"😂😂😹

[@chitraranjanburagohain4649]

When jk said raaaaaaappp monsterrrr😂😂😂🤣😂😂😂

[@priyagoveas1089]

I choked when Dim the lights down baby appeared 😭

[@89_mrunmayeesawant8]

Bangtan my love for u is bigger than jungkook's eyes

[@mikaexploring2685]

"Words to express my love for you are harder to find than Namjoon's airpods"... Wow.. This was soo cute.. You're so creative with the pick up lines..I loved it.. 💜

[@xx_kirralee_xx5842]

“Maybe i should show them my crabs new tricks?” LMAO

[@lilmochichimchim8958]

Jungkook is right, we do work hard for them. We gotta save a lot of money just to get merch or go to concerts😂😌

[@PParrapio]

😂 Worth it!

[@melody-sq3bx]

Hmmm... Best pick up line... Army you all are as cute as rm's dimple

[@Nou.xrr7]

When even I watch u my heart go boom boom bc u infires me and i and ur sweet as suga cube And ur our hope we are ur hope We are Jhope😺😸

[@delnadavid2589]

All the puns in this video were gold! Let me try... if our love for ARMY was a bar, it would be higher than Jimin’s falsetto (and his height lol, but tbh he’s not even short). ARMY amazes us more times than Jin calls himself handsome. Okay I suck and have no inspiration right now, but I loved the video. This is more complicated than chairs, man.

[@PParrapio]

Jimin isn't that short, they just like teasing each other too much lol. You don't suck, those were good! You're as good as Jin is pretty 😌

[@delnadavid2589]

P. Parrapio Yep, they tease a lot and of course, the dramatic betrayals in Run BTS 😂 but still love each other and work together to create the masterpiece that is Bangtan Sonyeondan. Also were those actually good? Thank you sensei Parrapio! Also I’m not THAT good. I mean, Jin is like- WOW. (BG music just like: sha la la la la la la) lmao.

[@ihatesnakue6580]

Yaaaaah can we just appreciate all the qoutes author nim wrote?? I think they were dope.

[@PParrapio]

Thank you!

[@ihatesnakue6580]

@@PParrapio u deserve it unnie

[@sopcovr]

Amazing MASTERPIECE. 2words should be enough! LOL

[@prakruti2746]

The last time i was this early jimin was still taller than jungkook 😂

[@MiraculousLB]

The intro will never get old. Like fr the intro is amazing XD

[@kaname9820]

I love watching your videos they always make me laugh, and i can see them really talking like that in my mind XD💜💜💜💜

[@thewayhobibrokeitdowninhan6083]

Woohoo! New video! 🥰 Also, eating cereal while watching was a dangerous idea-I almost lost my mouthful several times! Also, LOL at TaeKook trying to take over 😂

[@PParrapio]

Oops haha ^-^

[@ishaniaggarwal2208]

OMG?!!!!!! Can't handle all these cute clips

[@light.celest7]

Don’t be shy post some more cuz your videos are the BEST

[@Kioo.e]

Awww jungkook is so sweet he cares for us

[@Pavii33]

Lol I love the fact that Jin called army Ami so that the voice filter reads it as army XDDD

[@stanclcandenhypen]

THAT EUPHORIA ONE WAS SO CUTE

[@kibriamahisha_26]

The ending was AMAZING!!😍😍❤💜

[@moniraps.12]

Your videos are awesome!!! I love them

[@jennliberatos4057]

that was a good text video actually! it was really funny!

[@micasabinino]

Omg I'm not late :D Im so happy! Thanks for the vid!

[@arwamerchant6168]

I've never laughed or smiled so much thank you so much for this video it's just too precious 💜

[@PParrapio]

Aww yay! Glad you enjoyed it!