Buck vs raccoons

[@eazybaby5094]

“Ol’ Coondawg was a buck just old enough and big enough that he considered himself boss of these parts...” That’s all I needed to hear to stick around

[@jamiledavis8753]

No capp

[@kaylimayapozos]

I'm dead 😭😭

[@lejigglyqueenteemo6029]

Swear

[@dangomez6771]

How did I get here yo’😂

[@egparis18]

That's all I needed to clear off.

[@danielevans8910]

“Dude, don’t eat that corn. Coondog pissed on it.”

[@Sciron]

Wtf the profile pic makes it even funnier

[@stevencampbell3052]

Lol ikr!!!!

[@stevencampbell3052]

@Ron Williams was n tears my sentiments exactly/ditto 🤣🤣🤣

[@taekwondotime]

I'm going to try doing that to protect my food lol.

[@killacam250]

Dude I needed this laugh I’m in tears lmaoooo

[@Rozzado]

"As you can clearly see by this surveillance footage, it is evident that the defendant attacked my clients several times."

[@chazz556]

Love it

[@Rozzado]

Thank you sir. 👍

[@gonzisonsbc]

LOL

[@G3RM3X617]

The raccoons should of jumped him

[@Rozzado]

@@G3RM3X617 I honestly wondered why they didn't with those numbers they had, especially when you see how aggressive those shits can get.

[@Shabangs510]

“He’d strut around even when no nobody was there” mood

[@emancify]

That was my favorite part. God gave every human/creature 6 primal instincts: Hunt, Gather, Defend, Protect, Migrate, & Procreate. Ol "Coondog" was just practicing the "Defend & Protect" instincts. For those of you who do not see the difference between "Defend" and "Protect," well... the "looking around" and making a semi-circle is his practice for "Defending." When he urinated in the semi-circle, well... that's the "Protect" aspect.

[@ALLGODSDIE]

😂

[@anonanon8974]

LOOOOL

[@sylvesterbestertester1013]

This guy's a born story teller.

[@brown5uggaDugga]

Sylvester Bester Tester facts

[@Ouchimoo]

Right? I felt like I expected to see a full fledged Disney movie after "Ol Coondog was a buck just old enough . . . "

[@ethansexotics616]

@Neal Buster exactly what I was about to comment

[@samuelrobertson1567]

I was thinking the exact same thing!

[@tyronemarcus7550]

reminds me of the narrator from the big lebowski

[@some_dude_maybe]

Raccoons be like: "Jeez dude, chill out! We are just eating!"

[@buzzfeedyeiiow3846]

The southern accented narrator and the fact that the name of the deer is coondog make this video go from a 7/10 to a 10/10

[@bertjedekat]

Fck you BuzzFeed fake news

[@JayLKing]

Sounded like an episode of Dukes of Hazzard

[@rooster0143]

@@JayLKing said the same thing.

[@rooster0143]

Southern accent? It's kansas.

[@NATIVESUNSETS65]

Sounds like an Ole campfire story , It's like you can imagine Ole coondog's shenanigans without even watching the video.

[@JeremyBX]

This man’s commentary gives me life 😁

[@anthonylucia2398]

That buck realized that there's potential for a lot of choices for hats and was trying to find the right size.

[@cynthusinfinite]

Omg lol

[@brezzy960]

Wooooooooow

[@Amy-rg7do]

This is literally the best thing ive read all day!!

[@beckywatt5048]

👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍

[@t.wynderogriffin798]

Lol

[@thelastjohnwayne]

Your Nature Video and especially your Narration took me back to when I was a boy listening to the late great Rex Allen narrate Disney Nature films.

[@silverskyscraper1179]

This sounds like one of those wild life shows back in the late 70's lol...... Good stuff 👍🏾

[@Skyrilla]

@@njessica851 Lol what? You look like 20 or something, what're you talking about.

[@CC-uh8gl]

Reminded me of The Dukes of Hazzards

[@Skyrilla]

@@njessica851 Well you are beautiful and young in spirit, sorry if I offended you.

[@SirSpinalColumn]

It reminds me of a folksy Americana book on tape.

[@BC-lo7kv]

Marty Stouffer! Is probably who you are talking about he was a great wild life documentary TV show narrator!!

[@kroakie4]

I love this guy’s voice. He could read the dictionary and I’d listen happily.

[@biggg_tonyy7872]

Just place torches It will help prevent mobs from spawning

[@joops110]

Looks like he's using a modpack, mobs don't spawn within 24 blocks of the player on vanilla.

[@zmzy23]

😂 I’m just laughing because the point you said *SPAWN* is just funny

[@aperson3620]

Oh yeah, it’s big brain time

[@nightshadehelis9821]

That is one gorgeous buck. Seeing things like this is why I love hunting. I never appreciated nature until I sat in a treestand and observed. I no longer measure the success of my hunts based on if I harvested a deer or not. I measure it based on what I see and feel. I went hunting a couple weeks ago and saw a black bear for the first time that was HUGE. Then I saw a porcupine waddling around. Seeing both made my entire trip.

[@carvinlambert6899]

thanks Mike. for a split second...... I thought you were going to say..... I'm Tom BoDet, for Motel 6...an, we'll leave the light on for ya.

[@glenmarshall8168]

Ha!

[@cryipticcreep5586]

Omg...HAHAHA

[@dareasonx24]

Lmfao

[@SgtJoeSmith]

😂😂😂

[@Fetchup]

Lol

[@ob1kenobjunior208]

0:49 *"He'd strut around even when no one was there"* Coondawg looked directly at the camera lens when he said this like, *"Nah I'm strutting because I know you and your lil KZbin friends are always watching me and I want to let you know who's boss!"*

[@GetCareless]

That stance at the end around 3:04 with a ring of raccoons on-looking, that deer is a badass!

[@lpnlizard2742]

Literally nobody: .... Algorithm: Wanna see a deer mess with some raccoons. Me: aww hell yeah

[@creeperkittytherogue8928]

Algorithm asked me if i wanted to see this after a deer ate a bird...

[@GarryDKing]

just waiting for the raccoons to rise up and dogpile the angry buck one day

[@insightful3773]

Garry Courtney we’re in the endgame now

[@klownmittenz8715]

Lmao like a Gary Larson comic

[@FuhqEwe]

There’s these giant otters from Brazil that do that. They’ll gang on anything. From Jaguar to alligator, and even a person.

[@davidstevens5827]

All it would take is for one of those coons to jump/climb up his side/back. Game over. In groups is when are most agresive.

[@p65ls]

this is like Mutual of Omaha's Wild Kingdom with Jim Fowler. RIP Jim who just passed last month.

[@keithdmaust1854]

Like the gentle gazelle needs protection from the roving mountain lion you too need protection from Mutual of Omaha

[@keithdmaust1854]

Death Valley days has been brought to you by 20 Mule Team Borax :)

[@christianemontazer1825]

p65ls - or like “Wild America “ w/Marty Stoufer( poss. Spelled wrong)

[@Ravenex2]

:(

[@philipbohi983]

Jim was awesome. My dad worked at an ABC affiliate station that carried Wild Kingdom and Jim came a few times in the early 80’s when Marlin Perkins was still the host. He always brought animals, so it was a big deal for the kids of the employees when he showed up. My best memory was when he walked in with a wolf on a leash. A WOLF. It was a huge lanky canine with piercing eyes. My dad was 6’4 but Jim was at least an inch maybe two taller. They seemed like giants standing there with that big wolf... Of all the tv and movie stars I’ve ever met, only Jim Fowler and Lorne Greene had me “starstruck”. Lorne was the Commander of the Battlestar Galactica, and of course had been Ben Cartwright on Bonanza in syndication. Ok, I was also starstruck by Jenna Jameson when she said Hi and asked some questions while I was paddleboarding past her house in Huntington Beach. I didn’t know it was her until Tito Ortiz walked out to say something to her, at which point I became a stuttering idiot...

[@l1meyman]

Move over, David Attenborough we got a new boss in town. Loved the story telling.

[@Andy-df5fj]

I was amost expecting the General Lee to come crashing through the scene.

[@juanfranciscobretado1039]

Way too far from Hazzard county

[@ehabtarmoom482]

😂

[@nobullshit9721]

Andy the good old boys didn’t see it coming.

[@nobullshit9721]

Andy then the theme song plays an the General lee comes barreling over a huge creek lol 😂

[@kadenwatt2033]

"Those duke boys are at it again."

[@DarKKnightt07]

His grand kids must sleep soundly after hearing his stories at night.

[@unclebrother6244]

Great footage, and great narration! It reminds me of Marty Stouffer's "Wild America" I loved that show as a kid.

[@danieljudah225]

"Late"? ... He is not dead yet.

[@unclebrother6244]

Jacob Yisrael thank you Jacob for bringing that to my attention. I edited the comment to show that he is still with us.

[@PaulSutherlandnow]

Reruns are still on air. I watch with my kids.

[@domainofthesun4400]

this is actually 100x better than Stouffer's show because Stouffer often used captive animals.

[@Icythot-m6i]

1:16 racoons: CM'ON BRUH WHY YOU PISSING ON OUR FOOD MAN?!?! also rockstar should add this to RD2 side mission there you just observe a Ol' Coondawg beating up a bunch of racoons through binoculars, and have mike as an NPC narrating

[@theoriginal668]

Raccoons can thrive anywhere from the forest to big cities.

[@jerrysapepine]

In cities they are huge

[@kevinshipman6494]

So can deer

[@GTA2SWcity]

My apartment complex at the edge of town has a courtyard and a fence separating us from the barbecue ribs restaurant next door. Between the both buildings operating on the property, we have 2 dumpsters at opposite ends of it. We don't get deer but we have a hoard of ~19 raccoons and 3.5 bears who come to compete for the chance at garbage to eat. The smaller furballs also fight among each other, as do bears go head to head. But they always get into it with each other--even when the restaurant locks their dumpster during business hours and no trash can be gotten. We always lock our dumpster. But wild animals will always try. They always fight.

[@t.bo.e2487]

@@jerrysapepine too much food and they get fat real quick

[@archieoutdoors1776]

"Man, this corn is tasting funny" 'Yeah, Coondog's been pissing on it again'

[@xox8897]

why does this sound like a king of the hill episode?💀💀💀

[@elonmust7470]

Sounds way worse than that

[@f.d.7190]

Homeless country bumkin

[@rhinoturk910]

The three commenters above me have no taste in their mouth

[@KratomFlavoredAdidas]

most human beings who have ever lived were homeless country bumpkins

[@ten_white_kidzhermacinski7029]

@@rhinoturk910 they think everyone should talk the same 😂

[@mbash7887]

The narrator was awesome. That was like watching something off the discovery channel, but with a sense of humor.

[@camojoe83]

Half grown teenager. He'll ignore those trash pandas as he gets older.

[@trevordillon1921]

Who you calling trash panda

[@rawonions8827]

Damn teenagers

[@phoenixx8963]

3:05 That shot straight up looks like a cult worshipping a deer

[@daconqueror7777]

Lol

[@MoskusMoskiferus1611]

"Deer God"

[@salamander337]

If you can't get rid of them allow them to stay within a respectable distance. 🤣

[@coreyluce8424]

The guy who is voicing this is great. Serious yet funny commentary :D

[@commonhater4842]

Nobody: KZbin: Ayo, u wanna see a buck taking on raccoons?

[@blackice8029]

It's not even not even recent.its 7 m/o😂

[@ARedMotorcycle]

Shut up. The "nobody" meme comments have never been funny. Just the mark of a person with no wit or character.

[@commonhater4842]

@@ARedMotorcycle Shut the fuck up I bet you’re some dude with a fucked up life somewhere in your 30s. Judging that you joined KZbin 12 years ago. I got more to say but I wanna wait for yo miserable ass to reply back.

[@MansterBear]

1:58 Racoon: "What's your problem Gerald? We've been friends for months now!"

[@word2grandma392]

Mike .. i bet you read tf out a story 🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂 That voice is amazing

[@emiach]

Whoever named this buck Coondog deserves fame and riches beyond their wildest imagining.

[@upstatearms4]

Very glad KZbin finally got something right in my suggested section.

[@AintTlkBouGlokAintTlkBouNun]

UpstateArms1 🤣🤣🤣

[@buddi3z]

Raccoon: *attacks* Deer: *Yea think you forgot that i had antlers*

[@swappedoutZ71]

I like that deer. Very spunky fellow. Keep him safe and keep feeding him until he has a huge rack of antlers

[@AlphaGolf1]

And then shoot him and you got yourself meat for a long time, and a great head to hang on the wall.

[@madmikemackas]

I’m gonna play this video for my son at bedtime tonight. The hell with books... “You ever heard the story of ole coondog?”

[@encellon]

Nice to hear a story -- not just disconnected video clips. I can't imagine how many clips you collected -- as soon as food shows up, trail cam video is nearly continuous.

[@bbypink9844]

Wow, this is read like a novel! I loved it!

[@ToToWildlife]

Great video! Never seen so many raccoons at the same time!

[@Airik1111bibles]

I think you got a racoon problem 😂 ....holy crap cat lady is an understatement.

[@waynegraham143]

Moral of the story.. don’t mess with coondog !!

[@Vex.Therian]

0:08 He be saying " Yoo im da king of this forest you Filthy Creature " Raccoon: So you have chosen death?!

[@paulreynolds9003]

Reminds me of Walt Disney when I was growing up.

[@kropotkinnie]

you tell stories entirely like those old disney movies like the legend of lobo and it's fantastic

[@factualopinion8849]

Its like being read a bedtime story with a morale at the end.

[@s3ann459]

Lesson of the day: “Respect is not given, its taken”

[@rockkobell9011]

"We'll leave the light on" motel 6 commercial guy you are not slick !

[@doobiesmoke15]

Cool video, you are a natural story teller. I will have to check out more of your stuff

[@zzz7zzz9]

sounds like an episode of Dukes Of Hazzard.

[@kellyalves756]

Them Duke Boys are in for a heap of trouble.

[@MagaKoz]

Just the title made me want to watch! It's always fox vs chicken or lion vs everything. What a hilarious yard! Wish I could have a backyard full of wildlife. Funny wildlife at that

[@dannyplayer1605]

Great commentary voice

[@jerrypolverino6025]

I have deer, mostly they are sweet and appreciative for the corn, except for one big buck. He does not like me, or my cats, or any of the other males. It took a few times yelling, swinging a 2x4 and even a few bumps to establish I was the boss. Thankfully, the cats knew him and stayed away. Over time the other deer realized I was not going after them and downright appreciated me walking outside to drop some corn. Big buck stands off now, up on a hill sulking while the other deer eat “his” corn. When they are done I go back inside and he comes down, most likely cussing me. He has learned the squeak on my door means go away, but the other deer learned it means snack time. I admire him. He’s beautiful.

[@sokyui]

"Today, Ol coondawg lives in glory, mounted on my wall"

[@daconqueror7777]

LOL

[@Hungrybird474]

Good ol american whitetails . They can sense us from 100 s of yards away. When I’m in the house and they’re outside they can feel my footsteps from 100 yards away , in the house ! They are so smart

[@jamilmccall6553]

Great video, even this city boy can appreciate nature keep them coming brother

[@ogwarhawk7131]

This is really relaxing to watch for some reason

[@jumpinjakeflash1]

Love the voice, Mike. Very unique and professional. Kudos.

[@mdh6977]

Love the "Dukes of Hazzard-esque" narration

[@rocketdogticker]

Good job algorithm! 🔥 Plus 1 for Coondog

[@OfficialCynical]

I love this commentary oml

[@maladetts]

I love the narration. I would have children listen to this in class or at bedtime. I've always pitied deer as these helpless victims hunted and slaughtered by everyone, so it's kind of refreshing to actually see one specimen try to show a little aggression and stand his ground.

[@itscoming9409]

It’s nice to see you’re observing wildlife and not killing

[@AZBADBOYz]

Sounds like an old episode of Grizzly Adams. 🤣

[@johnathanb2114]

Miss that old Grizzly Bear.

[@RosieWilliamOlivia]

The narration on this makes the video perfect!!

[@emmymarlene5022]

I think you’re the male equivalent of Snow White like how do you have so much wildlife in your yard

[@chazdomingo475]

Corn.

[@reginamariesteiner4963]

This guy rock's narrating these videos!

[@jacob8657]

Thank you Todd Packer for narrating this 🙌🏼

[@slimerrx]

Jake Davis YES

[@Raymond-rr5iv]

Mike Bloom that was pretty darn interesting and educational to thank you !!♡!!

[@KingDeadPool11]

The Raccoons get the last laugh when coondog's head is mounted on some dude's wall.

[@kristalsummers1123]

This guy has the most calming voice.

[@theeasternfront6436]

So many racoons!

[@foycur]

There needs to be a KZbin series on Ol' Coondog.

[@h3r0rl33]

Great story telling really enjoyed it keep up the good work 👏🏾👍🏾

[@LtJackboot]

That narrator needs to be paid in gold. The sound of his voice takes me back to the old days, Mike Blair eh? I'm subbed.

[@OpCharlieBravo]

😂 I wish there was a banjo slowly playing in the background.

[@MrPhotodoc]

Good story teller.

[@cob.9831]

Nice work mr. Mike

[@robsorgdrager8477]

That was a cool story. It reminds me of my Gramps, he could make a grocery list interesting.

[@douganderson1249]

Holy crap, where'd they all come from

[@hunterpowers317]

Thats just how they are. I lived in the woods for a while back when I was younger and I had a hell of a time with raccoons lol. I remember there was this one fella who kept coming back every night. Id chase him off first just by running at him and making noise but hed come back the next night. Then I started throwing branches at him and hed run off but come back the next night. Then i threw rocks, then i used a sling shot with rocks, finally I built a damn "spear" out of a bit of metal conduit with a cork and a small nail (i didnt want to kill him just sting him) and when i hit him with that i figured he was done for good- heck no! He showed up the next night with THREE MORE raccoons!

[@Strange_Man1911]

They spawn in the darkness. Use torches to illuminate the area so mobs won't spawn. You can simply craft torches with one stick and one coal.

[@Ejexion]

I'm Johnny Knoxville, and this is "Stealin' Coondog's Corn"

[@Joko-zt8ui]

"He'd strut around even when no one was there!" wdym he clearly knows we're watching

[@djjinerson]

Someone grew up watching a lot of nature documentaries, Dukes of Hazard, and Disney animal shows Made it fun to watch 😀

[@j.a.2120]

The Buck Stop's HERE 👉

[@salem2878]

dude that's so many raccoons

[@joeleneannful]

I just realized that I like raccoons better in ones or twos. Seeing so many of them at once bothers me for some reason

[@joannematthews8270]

There's a retired RCMP officer in Nova Scotia that has been feeding raccoons for over 20 years, honoring his late wife's dying wish. He posts his videos daily on KZbin. When I watched the first one I thought he was NUTS. But now I'm hooked and watch every day. He's known as James Blackwood the Raccoon Whisperer. They actually gently take the food out of his hands! Fun to watch (especially the Nov. 3 one) and very soothing. There's also a movie and a book coming out about him.

[@Not_The_FBI_1992]

This was perfectly narrated

[@nigelkavanagh2048]

Great vid, thanks for sharing and you should be narrating nature programs on telly what a smooth voice.

[@Miyamoto_Jim]

I half expected the raccoons to gang up and maul the deer had way through 😆 I was waiting for the _”but one day”_ in the narration

[@jimmyAndrewJamesShepherd]

Excellent video Mike! I love the raccoons, bring more feed for everyone!

[@Jackasses]

I just LOVE that you put out food. I also love that you shoot at nature with a camera and not a rifle!

[@hildebrand2252]

Why not both?

[@ToddAutry]

Great video!

[@JohnLeePettimoreIII]

That was a "good ol' story". Thank you.

[@pastorshandonevangkimlaellis]

The Rac can get the Rack!LOL!Get it?Rac short for Raccoon.And the Rack on the deer head!LOL!Come on now somebody know that's funny.

[@pastorshandonevangkimlaellis]

@@just4kicks527 5 other people thought it was funny.It really don't matter if you don't think it is funny.I Made the statement,JUST4LAUGHS!!!😂!Get it,Just4kicks?😂!Now that's funny!😂 😂 😂!

[@pastorshandonevangkimlaellis]

@@just4kicks527 I was never stirred up,so why do I need to Seattle down?You have a great night....Just4kicks!😂

[@justink7183]

The narration reminds me of Grizzly Adams

[@angelamcelroy8838]

Did you narrate Dukes of Hazard?! Holy flashbacks!