Buff Fortress 2 [SFM]

The long awaited homoerotic muscle men are finally here! I apologize for the delay as it gets difficult animating with only one hand. Huge props to ‪@lolripk‬ for once again helping out with the lighting and rendering. As well as providing an alternate version of the video.
Green Screen Ver:
• Buff Fortress 2 [SFM] ...
Alt Ending:
• Buff Fortress 2 [SFM] ...
Music:
• Tick Tock by All 8 TF2...
Happy Flexing!
#tf2 #sfm #ticktock #mercs #bufftf2

[@aegis7636]

Imagine this being the peak of your career as a KZbinr

[@ColonelFanzipantzen]

Let's surely fucking hope not 💀

[@ZykonIGuess]

​@@ColonelFanzipantzen too late

[@RealBadman554]

@@ColonelFanzipantzenpeak

[@WingedMidnight]

There is no escaping your fate.

[@robloxgamerboy6787]

So what? Every stupid meme is an artist's peak. You can't beat it so all you have to do is accept it and move on.

[@italianbuffoon9953]

gotta love how heavy isn't even changed, he's just clotheless now. he ALWAYS has that strongman physique

[@thefireman17492]

He isn't called THE heavy for nothing, you know.

[@ConfusedLemons]

The heavy weapons guy

[@thescoundrel2]

He is a BUFF mofo, he literally lifted a BEAR over his head and slamed it head first to the ground

[@alfalldoot6715]

​@thescoundrel2 Also, in End of The Line Heavy straight stops a moving train with his bare hands. It wasn't made by Valve, but they still endorsed it officially.

[@italianbuffoon9953]

@@alfalldoot6715 to be fair he was ubered, otherwise he'd have died

[@chrisprostler162]

Spy and Heavy are harmonized and it sounds unusually good.

[@kerplunk_862]

Spy and heavy are Jojo fans

[@thekietnguyen2673]

Eeyep

[@shawermus]

Agreed

[@MollassesHenry6]

"Death, is but a doorway."

[@eldonc0media]

i feel like demo and medic sound better

[@aceofspoons107]

5 years without updates drives the community insane

[@FredFoxlin_69]

Lmao

[@puppetfan4634]

Bold of you to assume we were sane to begin with

[@medic_gamnig_savetf2]

349 like? Let me fix thag

[@Alexander-x3c]

7 years actually

[@user-ht3fy5wx1l]

Just look at the Arkham subreddit

[@katiarepublic7057]

I love that two of the shirtless mercs are like.... real things in the game. This is partially canon.

[@Insanity_TM]

What!? Who?

[@LucaTheHyena]

@@Insanity_TM Medic's cosmetic is "the burly beast" and demomans, "dynamite abs". sniper and heavy both have similar hats but they aren't used here

[@petricor1420]

@@LucaTheHyenaThat kid’s a 9 year old ignore him 😂

[@planetmaker3472]

​@@Insanity_TM hey man, is your pfp a screenshot from the love,death, and robots episode secret wars?

[@Insanity_TM]

@@petricor1420 I haven’t played TF2, I just thought the buff tf2 mercs were entirely made from the ground up. I just didn’t expect those outfits to actually be in the game. And I have a question for you. Would a 9 year old watch Love, Death and Robots? Would a little kid be watching as some soldier was eaten alive? As those small, white, fast spiderlike things slowly ate him piece by piece. As they crawled over his legs and burrowed into his muscles. As the team thought they escaped the danger. As the soldier slowly stumbled out from the darkness. As the team realised to their horror, that he was half eaten. As his jaw almost dislocated from the rest of the skull. As he tried to say something, but only gurgling was heard. As his gut and ribs sagged out and dripped on the floor. As he walked forward and tumbled over the edge into the abyss. I don’t think a 9 year old would watch that. I could mention some of the other episodes, but I don’t know if KZbin would appreciate *those* topics

[@lolripk]

Actually this is how TF2 players cope when getting spawn camped

[@wealthybone2990]

That or when they lose this is how they see Blu team enter their spawn.

[@pretizell9861]

so true😓

[@magic7252]

skill issue

[@antimnaftan4755]

@@FruityCrits So true I am crying from laughter XD

[@majomi2062]

600ed like i did it!

[@PumpkinJucio]

They are so buff and oily 10/10 for buff oily mercs

[@PumpkinJucio]

@@FruityCritsI am But the buff oily Mercs tho 🎃

[@wealthybone2990]

​@@FruityCritsStraight for those mercs.

[@user-wk8us3cw6l]

​@@FruityCritsI mean You can't blame em buff n oily mercenaries are always Hottest

[@billymkj2763]

@@FruityCrits he has rare bi moments

[@alexanderkoch2174]

Me: *2 0 0 % H O R N Y*

[@thatoneguy4201]

I like how everyone has their normal/ai voices, and Pyro just casually has the deepest voice

[@squishlez]

Pyro is just straight up joji

[@BaconDrip.]

​@@squishlezis just Joji in incognito mode

[@quizthefur]

it's not even pyro singing it's just the song

[@quizthefur]

@Jayden_pengunz0 ok

[@BorisLev]

@quizthefur no shit lmfao

[@user-ut7qt4he2n]

May I just say, seeing buff demo smoking a stick of dynamite may be the hardest thing I’ve ever seen. Second hardest thing I’ve seen, is scout’s, well ya know.

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

I didn't even notice the dynamite! I was focused to much on Medic.

[@Deleto_fusion]

@@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV”I HAVE NO IDEA!” -medic

[@MatsLM]

His brick. Scout’s brick you mean*

[@lazzynomad]

I love how the scout and the heavy got almost no changes. They were already at peak performance.

[@Orangnus]

And medic and demo didn't get any changes xD

[@f00lish_commentator8]

@@OrangnusI'm pretty sure they're real cosmetics too

[@Orangnus]

@@f00lish_commentator8 They are.

[@alfalldoot6715]

Soldier is canonically ripped too as we see him in the comics. It's just exaggerated in this video.

[@BazookaMonke]

i believe Engineer is canonically this buff from carrying all that lvl 3 sentry and dispenser

[@VitalArcade]

I like how Heavy hasn't changed at all, Medic just has an existing cosmetic, and scout is just like, very slightly more buff

[@noodlenoxo]

Demo also is just using a existing cosmetic

[@youtubeuniversity3638]

​@@noodlenoxoThe Eye-Catcher!

[@mausviii7456]

Scout has buff legs

[@strayYTuser]

scout is quite literally the gift of god to women

[@auscete2762]

scout just has that athletic physique

[@dustincaleb8419]

Am amazed that the animator did this with only one hand

[@Dr.Tropen]

Ayo, what was the other hand doing, huh?

[@THE_MrNoob]

@@Dr.TropenDoing reps to get as buff as them of course

[@gachimuchimen]

​@@Dr.Tropendoing what scout doing in video

[@average-art3222]

​@@gachimuchimenso like quarmiar?

[@theonlythings1161]

Where did you get this information though 🤨

[@KevinTheFluffyWolfy]

I love how at the end, everyone isn’t terrified by the buff mercs, but instead they’re terrified of scout’s… uh… thing…

[@demongamer_IX]

I mean if that thing is larger than them in body size, who’s not to say they should be worried about his health.

[@Eric-vs2he]

That bonk is doing numbers on his willie

[@demomantf2661]

At least we can confirm pyro as the original singer for tick tock

[@TeeBar420]

Filthy Frank = Pyro confirmed???

[@Nombrenooriginal]

​@@TeeBar420no wonder he wears a mask

[@gorg9928]

Papá Franku

[@practic4l349]

@@TeeBar420 NYEEEEEES

[@Bee_Tea_Sea]

@@gorg9928eY b0ss

[@aleks4431]

After getting bodied so many times in the cinematics, BLU needed this win

[@Kraed3]

BLU team took the dub in meet the epic scout as well

[@tangerinepaint3643]

And the mannrobics video, and the Pybro

[@luk4323]

Yeah (oh) Tick-tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God Tick-tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in Tick-tock Gimme, gimme big bucks That is all I do, girl I just hit the jackpot I wish you were here with me now so I could feel some I wish you were here to hold me down like a real one, real one Live long Wanna be a big shot Should've stayed away but always had a weak spot I've been on the road, and I'm sorry for the mix-up If you still love me, can you see me during liftoff? (Liftoff) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in (loving in pain) As time keeps slipping away (slipping away) Girl, don't start feeling a way (feeling a way) You and I, we are one in the same Loving in pain, loving in With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean With my hands in the ocean, I pay I pray, ooh, I pray

[@PanzerGuy]

Blu went through their training montage.

[@asiangaming8409]

They where just using 0.1 percent if there power at the time

[@CDeity]

Red team has the disadvantage of having to play with one hand.

[@Dominic_812]

Scout would have to play with no hands

[@ezrabraman6437]

@@Dominic_812the mad milk will be useful though

[@RipRLeeErmey]

​@@ezrabraman6437 He regens mad milk the second he sees the Blu team

[@tf2ctfenjoyer673]

Im dying 💀

[@cardinvuong9742]

Probably only for scout tho

[@Djangles_LeVaughn]

Pyro: _Faints_ Heavy: *Bewilderment* Demo: I must be drunk. Sniper: I must be blind. Scout: *_MY BONER IS THE BONER THAT WILL PIERCE THE HEAVENS!_*

[@axostierIV]

Medic: (German Statue)

[@EilaiveTauron]

BRUH😂😂😂

[@malum9478]

2013 ahh meme

[@T.Notcher]

@@malum9478Booooo, bring back the word “ass”

[@73NSH1]

GURREN LAGANN??????????????????????????????

[@amber.mp4]

i love how demo and medic are unchanged. they're already perfect

[@BryantVonMiller]

Love the pfp amber!

[@kes8475]

what u mean ? whole team hasnt changed, they just a lil bit naked

[@MArast317]

​@@kes8475I think he meant that only the medic and demo are the only ones with actual cosmetic items instead of custom or created

[@XD-sc4ix]

Don't forget heavy

[@_-AJAL-_]

Heavy and Scout are also unchanged.

[@SnobbyBird_]

never give up your stop motion style of animation

[@TwistedFireX]

i think the technique is called animating on 3s or something, anyone know what it's really called?

[@gkthegkpchannel]

@@TwistedFireX stepped animation or something

[@jacknelson9147]

"that's no aesthetic, that's convenience." -FUNKe

[@normified]

@@jacknelson9147 L funke

[@fruitgummy2461]

low frame per second.

[@promemerboy1765]

Bully:*punches kid* Kid: I'm going to tell my brothers about this Bully: yeah right The Brothers:

[@Snipersjaratelol]

The bully:- OH NO THEY'RE HOT

[@axostierIV]

Teacher on the distance: (H***ai sweating noises)

[@MECHAROBOSOLDIER]

The bully:OH MY GOD THEIR HOT!!!

[@ivanhazael1012]

@@axostierIVDang

[@iran_plays9866]

For the love of GOD BUFF MERCENARIES can this go viral please. The world needs to see this masterpiece

[@RizZRizZ-]

Yes

[@judex8962]

Bro's down bad

[@rianneraldrete]

Amen!

[@moonpizzalol]

yeah it can

[@owenliss3263]

I love how the ending implies that Scout is packing more than anyone else on the RED team.

[@alfalldoot6715]

It's canon too. Scout is canonically God's gift to women.

[@slime7666]

​@@alfalldoot6715Women?

[@TheStygian]

​@@alfalldoot6715To girls. Not women. The Spy is God's gift to women.

[@alfalldoot6715]

@slime7666 Idk what they are either, but that's what the comics say.

[@ranjeetranjan8145]

I can tell what it is my looking at the sniper,Demoman and Heavy

[@chacrax6]

Ok but can we appreciate how pyro is casually spinning at the begining?

[@rexana_rexana]

Pre-game microwaves

[@Heavygunner_rky]

Plus that one afk medic makes it perfect

[@andromeda_is_rad]

So smooth, I’m so proud of him

[@viktorreznov1154]

This way of making animations with low frame count making it look like stop-motion should be appreciated more, as no matter when you pause it, you get clear picture you can hand on a wall...or you know...on a wall in front of your toilet

[@thefireman17492]

0:28 i love the attention to details of Demoman double checking the tag on his bottle, just to make sure if he might have drank a lil too much of the wrong beverage and got drunk, thus hallucinating the mercenaries.

[@helloworldmasteredmusic]

Demo has some wild hallucinations for sure...

[@sheepcommander_]

ohhhh

[@thefireman17492]

@@helloworldmasteredmusic yeah, it's not like he's drunk 24/7 in the battlefield anyways-

[@daboi6509]

Look at pyro’s face 💀

[@decordy_]

He checked once and looked towards scout and was disgusted as heavy and sniper

[@Vice53]

Mistakes make yourself better The blue team who lost all the meet the team animations:

[@mrprofosonal6260]

Underrated comment

[@_Demo_Z_YT]

Average RED Fan: a true BLU enjoyer:

[@zamonolita]

​@@_Demo_Z_YTi feel like playing red all the time is something akin to main character syndrome so i always go blue when i can

[@Shroom_gang_leader]

@@zamonolitaI go BLU because I like the color blue

[@buru2437]

I personally like red colors more, but honestly Blue team needed more support their way. 👍

[@mikemaverick7250]

Blizzard: *makes appealing female characters to attract young audiences Valve:

[@Taipan_3175]

Valve: Makes appealing male characters to attract a mature audience.

[@sirbachelorboredmen1314]

Valve: make a buff merc to inspire the generation

[@cringe805]

Valve: ignores game completely

[@isecream]

And yet TF2's females are more attractive than that of Overwatch.

[@cringe805]

@@isecream yes

[@AstroManX100]

I like that the Blue Scout hasn't been changed in any way but his confidence makes him hotter.

[@lukef3284]

Scout didn't need any changes, he's already God's gift to women.

[@AstroManX100]

@@lukef3284 True.

[@at0m1zed]

​@@lukef3284 this also explains red scouts 3rd leg

[@lukef3284]

@@at0m1zed I think red scout's 3rd leg is a spear; that thing is a good 3 feet long.

[@Pudding404]

0:15 I swear there's always engie jiggle physics in these videos somewhere, lmao. Glad these are still being made, Heavy and Spy's duet was clean.

[@average-art3222]

Lol 🤣🤣🤣 everytime they have engies tits jiggle for no reason but the most funniest there is.

[@MrCds]

666 likes 💀

[@provaricus627]

They don’t jiggle, he flexes them on command.

[@average-art3222]

​@@provaricus627flex or jiggle, either way, it's just so funny 🤣

[@thecluckster3908]

It’s tradition at this point

[@docholiday4129]

I’m honestly impressed by the pure variety of muscles on display. You got strongman heavy, toned scout, cut sniper, adonis soldier, bear medic. Just so much range of musculature

[@nebula9964]

BEAR MEDIC??! 😂😂😂

[@user-xv2cl3cm4q]

​@@nebula9964Because chest hair

[@godsigner]

​@@user-xv2cl3cm4q More like Otter tbh

[@average-art3222]

​@@user-xv2cl3cm4q same for demo, he and heavy have chest hair as well.

[@zuxigo6156]

Hmmm I think Scout is a better fit for the ‘Adonis’ label because he is twinkier and more youthful. Also Medic is not a bear because bears are fat and he is just hairy. I would classify him as an otter or cub.

[@plaguedoctor8180]

The fact that Red's censor bar is up to his chin. Means that his *bar* has a staggering 3 feet of length from his legs, all the way to his torso. Therefore, the jaw dropping frozen pose he has would be realistic for not one, but two reasons. The second, of course, being the rush of blood to his pole. Thereby momentarily halting body functions, as his heart skips a beat or two from the sudden lack of oxygen.

[@june9914]

The back scatter is not a shotgun, it’s part of scouts anatomy

[@StyroNo1]

TheSpyCrap reference

[@hawwaulya326]

So they werent *just* shocked because he was hard

[@Yichh]

So THAT is why his pants are so out of proportion

[@dadavore7968]

Blud has analyzed this 💀💀💀😭😭

[@Kolonel_]

Red Team : Don't be intimidated Squidward. Try to imagined him in his underwear. Blu Team :

[@demongamer_IX]

Oh no they’re good in bed as well!!

[@RadarTheBrave]

“OH NO THEY’RE HOT”

[@jakubpociecha8819]

@@RadarTheBrave "Oh no, they're heavy like a brinks truck!"

[@Blizzardisclose]

⁠@@jakubpociecha8819Looking like they're tip-top

[@jakubpociecha8819]

@@Blizzardisclose Shiny like a wristwatch

[@krow1551]

I really enjoy how they all have different body types and builds.

[@toheekang174]

Scout: more athlete body. Soldier: bodybuilder, may took steroids. Pyro: normal, though is still absolutely beef. Spy: similar to scout, though definitely have some muscle. Heavy: undeniably the strongman. Demoman:look like he born with it. Engineer:Unit of the bodybuilder. Sniper: more leaner than the rest of them Medic: dunno, might be the same as scout and spy Edit: Fine I changed that soldier is in fact not natty, so stop howling your ass off about me getting it wrong

[@abober955]

​@@toheekang174Soldier doesn't seem to be natty with tits of that size

[@gianlucamattos8684]

Finally, some good fucking character design

[@average-art3222]

​@@toheekang174doesn't medic carrying both a backpack that weights like what? And his guns and saws.

[@Jasiuc330]

​@@toheekang174Engi steroids? My man hauling his buildings like nothing, not to mention his farmer/builder nature, that's natural with help of body building

[@arena4166]

I dont even imagine how buff can archimedes be

[@fishd2594]

enough to kick your ass with their bird legs

[@sonofjack6286]

He would've evolved Pokemon style. I'm talking like from a dove to a falcon.

[@Bluestlark]

Hes a dinosaur

[@ul8532]

​@@sonofjack6286talonflame?

[@hogrider228]

White eagle🦅

[@inkysplaters9326]

Scout: I never steal healthpacks from others. Soldier: I never rely on splash damage. Pyro: I always use the Homewrecker. Demoman: I never stickyspam. Heavy: As long as I make space for my team, I'm fine with dying. Engineer: I prefer to be more active than turtling. Medic: I heal everyone equally, no matter the skill level. Sniper: I'm okay with getting bodyshotted. They're still kills. Spy: I am aware of how strong and helpful my Revolver is.

[@Ryan_Killua]

"1 is true and the rest is a lie"

[@bananawarior5495]

@@Ryan_Killua prob the sniper one lol

[@anormalstreetlamp6878]

Holy shit what a team

[@THE_MrNoob]

@@bananawarior5495Direct hit soldiers:

[@goldyellow5781]

so battle engi?

[@calicobagels]

Honestly really like how theres different body types. Diversity like this is nice.

[@laurav5767]

True, we need more diversity Like this💪💪

[@fruitloopius8527]

I actually can't stop watching this, it is obnoxiously hypnotic idk why

[@MiaTheSpinoQueen]

You are very attracted to the mercs and their beautiful voices

[@furiousmagician5912]

@@MiaTheSpinoQueen i wish i was it would be funny

[@zyrne7297]

Attracted to buff oily virtual men

[@SnobbyBird_]

@@zyrne7297you aren’t?

[@zyrne7297]

@@SnobbyBird_ who said I wasnt

[@KeithWongTV]

BRO how perky are soldier's nips 💀

[@dormitabus]

Im the uber mage

[@Combine_elite168]

I wanna suck em

[@StrangeKidd101]

😏

[@ColdLamp]

suck on them... NOW

[@Mrgames0614]

😂😂😂

[@Pochitaz5]

the fact that pyros voice was just joji implies that pyro is in fact filthy frank

[@helloworldmasteredmusic]

We all knew, somewhere in the back of our minds, that this was always the case.

[@sirtimothy92]

Pyro is neither male or female. Pyro is secretly ChinChin.

[@ablueguy5867]

It makes sense

[@noblebork7444]

*Muffled “Welcome to the Rice Fields motherfuckers”*

[@vapor404]

I can't imagine a better job for papa Frank he gets to be offensive and nobody understands him

[@BaldyEggManTSB]

emesis blue lore if scout didn't get that cassette :

[@sumsar0ru445]

M (1931)

[@MysterySuperhero-wy5gv]

If Scout didn't get M (1931), he most likely would've fought back against Pyro and would've probably saved the entire series, including his own mother.

[@zackzex9222]

0:01 pyro casually spinning

[@Gabriel.570]

Wait... ranked spin is a thing?

[@Username_that_i_use]

+left

[@Generic_Doodles]

I love how scout is unchanged because he is God’s gift to women.

[@Diamond_Meat]

Agreed

[@attalaharyawedha8778]

all of his muscle gains went to his Thunderbolt

[@dinoluka11]

Women?

[@Crinlask]

Women?

[@the_senate8050]

Especially to single moms everywhere.

[@SlimeyZockt]

Love how the Medic is just like ingame, not even changing anything. The others are shirtless, Medic just has his cosmetics to make him good

[@user-wv7ni9rc4k]

Scout too

[@CheezyMacaronie]

i like the part when medic sings secret: (he doesnt sing)

[@soro196]

Red medic is literally in game

[@thatguyfromA6915]

@@CheezyMacaronie he does with demo like heavy and spy

[@SchmiblorFlumbo]

The fucking red pyro's reaction made me almost choke on my food, well done

[@EilaiveTauron]

I couldn’t stop laughing at that

[@johnfergeson8609]

this is unironically my favorite tf2 animation ever and id never admit it to anyone

[@h3ll0m8s5]

You have admitted it to youtube muhaha

[@En_Jaay]

Honestly, same-

[@Zegger]

Every once in a while I'm back watching this. There might be something wrong with me but I like it

[@CorpusGreed]

I uh... how do we say that to him, not to spook away?

[@Andruieeok]

Fucking I rewatched this like at least 10 times today. I think I might have something that I don’t know about

[@emilylarsen2370]

Therapist: Buff mercenaries aren’t sexy Buff mercenaries:

[@walmadagaming5723]

Damm 🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵🥵 🥛 🟤 🟫 🟫 🟫 🟤 🟤

[@walmadagaming5723]

AMBATUKAM

[@sandraswan9008]

They should make a saxxy award for the worst community joke

[@walmadagaming5723]

@@sandraswan9008 HOW DARE YOU MAFAKA😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬🤬

[@Cfg_2033]

​@@sandraswan9008For Best jokes*

[@Sohailahmedmohammed]

0:29 Pyro’s eyes literally tells that not even that mask can prevent him from seeing the Buff Mercs.

[@eljajas8301]

Not even hallucinations can save you from them💀💀💀

[@LocalFishDealer]

Red Pyro: “Nice muscles fellas.. AYO IS THAT BUFF ME!?” Red Pyro: REAL SHIT- *fucking dies*

[@dredquijano8852]

​@kian-ruel-dela-Cruz.why not gay?

[@Sohailahmedmohammed]

@kian-ruel-dela-Cruz. Meanwhile, RED Scout: 🍆

[@ControPhrenicLoser]

not to mention red scout having that censored whatever it is about

[@sethleoric2598]

Just know that canonically Heavy's other sisters think Spy and Sniper are hot.

[@lukef3284]

And Solider too.

[@spanner5940]

all the buff physiques complement their personalities too: Soldier is basically a representation of the American military. disciplined, stoic and absolutely huge, sometimes too big. his size IS his pose, no need to exaggerate whats already there. soldier is the American form of masculinity. Spy, being French, leans heavily into the natural beauty side of his physique that his culture cherishes. his body is one of the few that is obtainable by anyone without substances. of course he strikes a mysterious pose covering his face while staring directly at red. he is a man of romance and thus leans heavily on his cloak and dagger personality. heavy's physique is a mixture of his culture and his unique personality. being naturally giant he is happy to strike Russian strongman poses. he does not care for abs and prefers to highlight other parts of the body since they are not a sign of power for him, only starvation. in his second pose he is closed off but still showing off his biceps. it is a protective pose. he is as much flexing for red as himself. heavy in the lore is friendly, introspective and intelligent. to him, his physique is of self acceptance and a tool for protecting those he loves, not a shiny trophy. engineer is much like soldier outwardly, an Texan beast formed by a great work ethic and optimised schedule fit for an educated man. engineer is happy, outgoing and musical. he treats his job and his physique like music too; something that takes consistent effort of brain and brawn, to be practiced and honed so that all the world can benefit and enjoy. his flexing is simply playing his jiggle melody. notice that despite his exaggerated "beauty muscles" (chest and biceps), he still has a square physique which hints and a combination of beauty and function. demo man uses his physique for confidence. he is proud and true to himself just as a Scotsman should be. again demo man leans on his natural strength from his highlander environment on top of his genetics which favour high muscle mass. notice how he still dons his demo uniform and smokes dynamite. his body is his pride, so no wonder he combines it with things he is proud of such as his career. medic is similar to the spy in that his body is based on a cultural background. a strong and unshaved chest is the most iconic part of a German physique. is is aggressive and efficient. medic likely leans heavily into nutrition and science in his bodybuilding, if he lifts weights at all. to him all aspects of masculinity should be displayed in its purest form. again, much like spy but executed through a different vision. scout is of course outwardly arrogant and yet taps into an overlooked aspect of athleticism. Olympic runners often look skinny and streamlined. scout is of course belongs to this type of people, and so in his league his physique would be considered quite strong. being a young man it is not unreasonable to suggest scout has yet to form a healthy ego. it is clear that he uses his athleticism as a coping mechanism for perhaps some underlying insecurities. hence his "fuckboy" pose. sniper has got that "old man strength" look to him. he has a body that has weathered many challenges as an outdoorsman and has aged like fine wine. sniper clearly only sees his body as a convenient side effect to his lifestyle, showing it off much like an hunter would do trick shots. the wink shows he's light-hearted about the rizz. emotionally detached about how he looks but still fit enough to enjoy the benefits. sniper has accepted he his amongst the weakest of his country, instead forging a path and physique that benefits himself. notice the mediocre beauty muscles but enhanced back, shoulder, lat and neck muscles. pyro is of course a blank slate of an aesthetic. he could be anyone and no one at the same time, and thus his body is the peak of general human fitness for the modern society. as close to the gigachad as possible but void of masculine personality such as hair or lower back muscles, still concealing his face. this is the john doe of aesthetics. in a way it is like the fantasy physique usually concealed by layers of the grim reality (his fire suit that covers all skin usually), much like pyro himself

[@Blublublu23]

Also Sniper is doing a pose used by a famous Australian bodybuilder too so there's that

[@klaytonparker9061]

Beautiful 😢

[@justapillow2443]

I wish I could favorite KZbin comments

[@roseishere183]

bro???

[@hollowstarfire]

Thanks for doing a FULL FUCKING FORMAL ANALYSIS of the funny haha TF2 Blu thirst trap video. As someone who has had to analyze works of sculpture and paintings, it’s funny how well you analyzed this as if it was in a museum Lolol

[@therealdoc]

The quality in this animation is INSANE

[@ttroololo1713]

Even the little screen shake when red pyro falls

[@THE_MrNoob]

@@ttroololo1713Also Demo flexing was just perfect

[@THE_MrNoob]

I also love the fact they moved when the door opened as if they were waiting for it to open just so they could flex

[@therealdoc]

The engineer part is probably the best voice over, tbh.

[@CulturedTurtle]

The jiggling part of Engineer is 😮🤤

[@williamede6901]

Unironically some of the cleanest SFM animation I've ever seen. That Demoman Flex looks clean as hell

[@suckassmork2972]

He's even smoking dynamite lol

[@sergioplazat3995]

so true.....

[@user-kl3gv4xc1x]

i ughhh... i ummmm.... i-i g-g-got h-hard

[@zurikux8005]

I like how the animation makes it look like they're all oiled up too

[@tvdinner7593]

As a texan I have such pride knowing how engineer KILLED his line. That country accent was the chef's kiss Edit: didn't expect my comment to hit 5k likes, 🙏 thanks

[@MiaTheSpinoQueen]

He carried his way in smoothly transitioning from Spy & Heavy's insanely good harmony

[@tvdinner7593]

@@MiaTheSpinoQueen no one's performance can be understated but that Texas accent is so prevalent

[@jayway2837]

As a fellow Texan that one also stood out to me

[@Snapplemyapples200]

kinda gives off "do I look like I know what a JPEG is?"

[@goudacheese7491]

He'll yeah

[@skipsnapdoesfish8457]

Pyro: terrified sniper: mind blown Heavy: confused Demo: drunk Scout: H O R N I

[@themartiangobi]

Medic: STILL FCKING AFK

[@yetibeenz]

Erectin a teleporter

[@LeeShka-hs6vl]

Scout: GOLD ERECTION REQUIEM

[@ethan1441]

Scout: ERECTING A SENTRY

[@calicobagels]

​@@LeeShka-hs6vl Kore ga erection requiem da

[@Corpsepct]

I like how the "ah" in the song at 0:03 is interpreted as Scout being in awe.

[@ÆVREL.10]

[Verse 1] Tick-tock Heavy like a Brink's truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God Tick-tock Heavy like a Brink's truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God (Please, God)

[@giantlactismid5704]

i like how pyro is just slowly spinning in his deffault position, like, we don´t really know what´s happening inside his head and he does incomprehensible things maybe who knows why, this is one of the best representations of pyros mind i have ever seen

[@XalasiaBall]

He’s a bot pyro

[@IluminousOne-9.7.2]

Medic AFKs in the back too

[@Kekatronic]

I like how we always agree scout is never into normal shit, he's got an exception here though

[@user-bh4tg2gd1y]

Funny yall consider him a weirdo, even though he refused zhanna and other women for miss pauling. Projecting, perhaps?

[@bitterman7258]

​@@user-bh4tg2gd1ynigga he literally tried to pass off as a high schooler to pick up minors lmfao

[@Overlord99762]

​@@user-bh4tg2gd1yI think people just project their own stuff into him

[@graveltheblock5578]

in canon he's a sex offender and a child predator

[@_medicfromtf2]

@@graveltheblock5578oh shit he is

[@RetroWrites-de7ih]

Scout not being buff because he's God's gift to women is so perfect.

He is built like an athlete.

[@demongamer_IX]

Makes sense considering he’s agile.

[@BasicallyBaconSandvichIV]

He's the perfect twink already.

[@pikkeblu7034]

women?

[@montyturner6511]

He's a force of nature after all.😂

[@BoinglyThe3th]

"I'm a pro animator, I can animate anything!" "I'm a pro animator, I can animate ANYTHING"

[@thev-log1858]

I love that scout is no different. He’s perfect

[@poliswag6666]

scout is already God's gift women ( maybe also Men, proved from this video )

[@randomizer0453]

@@poliswag6666 Scout is one of my wet dreams

[@kingdom-dude]

Most 20 year olds already have a body like Scout, and that is how it is. He doesn’t need to be very buff. Heavy runs slow with all his muscle mass. There is a reason why Scout is the fastest on the team. Speaking of being God’s gift to women, most women don’t really even like men who are very buff like Heavy for example. Scout can still get a girl with his athletic body

[@ironicweeb4111]

Scout has that Track star build

[@TheJudge_Carls_Junior_Rep]

No one is noticing the censor bar in front of scout 😭 it’s so blatant and hidden

[@BigBoyJudge]

Pyro got a good voice finally

[@at0m1zed]

Pyro is actually just filthy frank

[@BigBoyJudge]

@@at0m1zed very nice PFP.

[@at0m1zed]

@@BigBoyJudge thanks man you too

[@poliswag6666]

THE PYRO BEING THE SONG'S ORIGINAL VOICE WAS SUCH A TWIST, YOU HAVE NO IDEA

[@dublxml]

That mask drowns out a beautiful voice

[@FunnyTF2Dude]

filthy frank = pyro confirmed

[@Camera_cords_studio]

This is what 6 years of no major updates will do to a fan base

[@soupbane1688]

i genuinely wish there was a fighting game with a character selection screen that was just the characters half naked doing the hardest poses known to man

[@enzotoro791]

A Buff Short-haired woman flexing while showing his muscles and back

[@soupbane1688]

​@@enzotoro791bark bark woof arf arf

[@exitsandman4002]

there should be a custom ui for that

[@Stxuchii]

​@@enzotoro791MAN

[@baconwhale6414]

​@@enzotoro791isnt that just Marisa from SF6?

[@MrBoneMalone]

Imagine if there is a mod replacement for this.

[@whenthe1999]

Maybe on Gamebanana

[@v1rx]

There probably will be one.

[@Brainboii]

GOING TO MAKE ONE @@v1rx

[@average-art3222]

​@@v1rxlol, now that would either be buff fortress or sex fortress cause red scout do be a twink right there 😂

[@MEGATHEEGG]

@@average-art3222 sex fortress would be having no pants too

[@mediclover00814]

i say this with nothing but love, i love how ridiculously zesty medic is posed in that first shot of them all

[@SadGr00vy]

as if they're not all posed zesty

[@Ginkami]

That and spy's closeup pose are Jojo poses

[@yourlocalmoron4832]

Medic rockin that Giorno Giovanna pose

[@Ginkami]

@@yourlocalmoron4832 it's fitting considering he's just got his tits hanging out

[@THE_MrNoob]

@@SadGr00vyThey just showing their gains

[@SoraOfTheDarkness]

i hate how much i love this. watched it so many times. want a full version ngl

[@StitchedCat_Needle]

Ah yes. red sniper is terrified, red heavy is confused and disgusted, and red demo is just shocked. I guess they realized that scout really was a gift from god

[@kingtao5902]

And pyro is ded.

[@the_real_tete_cat]

pyro has awooga eyes because he enjoying it

[@allbankbasalisk___2005]

I love how demo sees the pingas then looks at his scrumpy with a what's in this look

[@masaruten]

Sniper & Heavy: Revulsion at scout. Demo: Did Sniper piss in me scrumpy again. Pyro: *pyroland.exe has stopped functioning due to nsfw content* Scout: It's... Perfect....

[@AbigailSkinwalker2110]

Red Scout is aroused.

[@pearsdontexist]

me: “i play tf2 for the plot” the plot:

[@dibs6462]

I feel like someone is "enjoying" this more than normal

[@Lemon_is_real]

Me.

[@user-bh4tg2gd1y]

Me.

[@teqhchaser]

I KNOW WHO I AM

[@gregjayonnaise8314]

Why you gotta call me out

[@ecarenecy1974]

Ofc I know him, he's me.

[@eliottdeletraz97]

beautiful. I just love the reaction of red scout in front of this XD

[@critper8932]

I really like how everyone is buffed as hell and scout just took his shirt off

[@Bluestlark]

Scout is god's gift to women, didn't you know, HE'S ALREADY PERFECT!

[@ed_cmntonly]

Considering how Scout has that 9 gajillion kilometer thunderstick he don't need any buff he got all of them there 💀💀

[@metalurji3]

Tick-tock Heavy like a Brinks truck Looking like I'm tip-top Shining like a wristwatch Time will grab your wrist Lock it down 'til the thing pop Can you stick around for a minute 'til the ring stop? Please, God

[@hoovyandpoland]

atleast he got those 6 packs

[@zzzmatyzzz]

he is buffed up already pretty much

[@NashoAnimator]

This is bloody masterpiece, this is why I love to animate on 2s

[@maccheese3378]

Pyro: Faints Demoman: Questions what was in his drink Heavy: Confused Sniper: Astonished Scout: Erecting a sentry

[@soro196]

Medic: left

[@UH-60_Blackhawk]

i fucking love the way pyro looks and acts at the end

[@tyrannosaurustits7083]

*erecting*

[@Greyellow-oi9fs]

Pyro: Cheaper than a vacuum cleaner, More effective than a spoon.

[@porkpie1968]

Guys look at Sniper heavy and demo's reaction to scout erecting his sentry

[@HL2conscript]

scout looks like that one kid that ate tons of food yet somehow kept skinny

[@teal9679]

0:17 i CANNOT get over how good demo looks with a stick of dynamite as a cigar, that look is hella fire man

[@sonofjack6286]

It looks more like a couple firecrackers to me.

[@FrenchBench]

"I Apologize For The Delay as It Gets Difficult Animating with One Hand" *Wait A Damn Second*

[@Blu_Moon_VA]

I like how they all slowly notice Scout's... Force-A-Nature

[@leamatocis8928]

He has upgraded from the baby face blaster to the mannly face blaster

[@Gacha_Copper]

Heavy is just...Confused, Demo looks back at the bottle making sure he isn't TOTALLY drunk, Sniper has to take his glasses off to make sure he isn't hallucinating, and then the three slowly notice Scout... Impeccable. Truly perfect.

[@viruscookie4440]

Snipers face of disgust is just fkin perfect

[@CarlosSilva-bh4bi]

The dude and Pyro were honest at least Hahahaah, I'm laughing SO HARD

[@ESALTEREGO]

Ah yes, my favorite Team Fortress 2 classes, The dude and Pyro

[@Just_Some_Dude73]

the way Engie says "please god" makes me feel funny

[@evilcatfuhreal]

It's perfection, right?

[@Qwer-teaBinch]

Engie made me feel funny in my pants 😶

[@ZAWMBIKILLA]

⁠@@Qwer-teaBinchall the mercs gave me a little tingle downstairs

[@Sleepy241]

Straightest TF2 players (I am one and I agree with every single one of you)

[@ZAWMBIKILLA]

@@Sleepy241 W

[@pleonasm545]

The way Demo looks at his scrumpy kinda funny makes me laugh. Like "Bruh what is in this stuff?"

[@XBloodyBaneX]

Disappointed Scout didn't have a more ripped model, but maybe it's fitting since Scout thinks he's already at peak masculinity.

[@Blublublu23]

Thinks? Bro he IS.

[@iDontKnow-gc7dp]

he has a huge thunderstick

[@BunchOfRatsInATrenchCoat]

I mean he is canonically God’s gift to women

[@randomyt666]

He's built to be fast, not strong. In the running side of athleticism he's quick. Muscle mass would slow him down

[@SamuelTrademarked]

Scout got good at running, not lifting. His physique keeps him running fast and for a long time.

[@epicexplosionsound]

I watch this ten times every day.

[@zxvx-kb2ts]

same

[@pedrom3655]

I watch this every time I take a shit and put it on loop while doing so. Equaling about 20 minutes of watching this everyday

[@genericyoutubecommenter589]

god's straightest tf2 player

[@sniperstyx]

The scout's reaction to the buff blu team spawncamping them caught me off guard 💀💀💀💀

[@PanzerTag]

The scout having the censor bar and the team looking at it was just to funny to me 😂

[@pogggaming4470]

And red pyro just dying due to a heart attack

[@Matthew_3WWWChannel]

@@pogggaming4470 Red Pyro be like 👁👁->💀

[@MHAOvercharged]

He doesn't have muscle but he has one on somewhere else

[@davinaoakley-wy1pi]

He was break the f****** don't search up bricked up on Google

[@ConfusedLemons]

I might be overthinking it but why does it reach that far?

[@bepis_real]

Goes incredibly hard, memes aside. Demo’s portrayal & expressions here sick. Everyone here just looks awesome, and humor is on point. Well done man

[@Lemon_is_real]

Something else goes incredibley hard😏

[@niccce4492]

im incredibly hard 😩

[@communisthitler666]

​@@Lemon_is_realred scout's lil guy?

[@Lemon_is_real]

@@communisthitler666 and me

[@communisthitler666]

@@Lemon_is_real 🗿

[@randomguy3162]

This truly is, the peak of this person's career as a KZbinr.

[@the-hey-maker]

This is a fucking masterpiece on every single level. The skillful use of SFM, animations smooth af, the bizarre idea and setting, superbly accurate jojoposing, tasteful framing and camera movements. Even the tiny details and gags like Soldier being the most buffed as the most eager and mad for war and combat by lore, Heavy being more fat than buffed, Demo's cigar actually being a bundle of three tiny dynamite sticks, and, of course, the supposedly buff Scout still being basically a limp fucking noodle. This is pure effing gold.

[@KVASas899]

Heavy > Bear

[@Rainestorm999]

Scout is a 🪱 😭

[@patr1ckexe]

Heavy is more like a powerlifter

[@No-ln8wb]

Scout is built like a half-marathon runner, which makes more sense.

[@wr1ght939]

Beautiful. I feel the masculinity coming inside me.

[@abd-animation-22]

Today kids we are gonna learn about the importance of WORDING

[@nerv6326]

​@@abd-animation-22true. 1. Their instead of the* 2. Inside of me*

[@user-si6gg3ve2c]

@@nerv6326 you have a mispelling in your username, "nerv" instead of "nerd"🤓

[@stenacher]

that's not masculinity

[@eljajas8301]

This feels wrong😭

[@AgentMulder120]

Heavy's disgusted yet fearful expression at Scout's shameless awe at the end gets me every time

[@Chocolate_coin865]

I blame myself for clicking However

[@lemonations9550]

Engineers part goes way harder then it needs too

[@user-dt6uu2kk2b]

honestly, the voice crack at "please god" matches perfectly with his accent

[@soro196]

Medic the only one who didn't sing

[@BrassThunder981]

​@@soro196He sang with Demoman.

[@soro196]

@@BrassThunder981 nah

[@BrassThunder981]

@@soro196 He did. You need to listen harder.

[@halbert6286]

"Mistakes make us stronger" BLU team:

[@hansbaccay4541]

I get The joke

[@psfmEnvixinite]

​@@hansbaccay4541same

[@kzorii]

sniper's wink was enough to turn the 2nd half of the tf2 community gay

[@SoraOfTheDarkness]

fr tho shit was hot as fuck

[@mellennia9]

First half was probably caused by medic

[@Qwer-teaBinch]

Its true, I am proof

[@BladezAndrew]

⁠​⁠@@SoraOfTheDarkness🤨📸

[@alexgagulax2866]

I AM ADDICTED TO THIS VIDEO PLEASE HELP ME!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@simpsitandmore2908]

Scout was so "impressed" he was able to have a "sun on a stick" longer than his torso. -hot- nice animation btw.

[@Dominic_812]

His shortstop has now become a LONG BIG THROBBING stop

[@Supra--ln4tm]

​@@Dominic_812 I really. Really REALLY Don't need to have an image of the weapon

[@Dominic_812]

@@Supra--ln4tmI have one

[@Supra--ln4tm]

@@Dominic_812 DON'T

[@Dominic_812]

@@Supra--ln4tm it’s my mea-

[@elitely6748]

I love this it is way too smooth! Loved Red teams reactions here. Pyro and sniper in pure awe, demo wondering if his scrumpy did this, heavy's dissapointed amazement wondering whats happening. Then the team's disgust noticing Scout's *thing* Never stop man this is perfection!

[@MHAOvercharged]

I think we can all agree that we know where all of Scout's muscles went. 💀

[@CallMeStaff171]

His legs 🤨

[@waercanner]

making mad milk

[@Bloodcoveredcherries]

His cock 😙

[@eepyguy31]

💀

[@heinthusan]

I might get cancelled for this... His toes 💀

[@Rock_Slayer]

Фанат TF2, перед зданием Valve, устроили протест.

[@Mr_devid-n4s]

😂в точку