Buff the comedian

[@stevenschnepp576]

That's some pretty big talk from the world's leading supplier of independence days.

[@dakotasan8719]

Oh I am stealing this. This made me wheeze harder than I have in the past five years.

[@thewhitewolf58]

Uk was a boss fight, now they are a side quest.

[@pirobot668beta]

I'd say it was just some spicy-talk from the Brits...then we collectively remember the relationship England has with spices...

[@Megaderpus_Maximus]

​@@thewhitewolf58 Thank you for the roast template.

[@lloydmauler]

Reading this in the BUFF voice makes it better.

[@jthemegaviru8681]

''I got a case of the fuck arounds.'' I'm gonna use that.

[@Vynirian]

Same

[@christiphorballestero683]

I'm stealing it!

[@avroarchitect1793]

There is a point where the retirees get in age where they just loose their filters and any care about being polite to other people. Frankly Grandpa Buff being at that point is all too real

[@sonar357]

Britain's gonna have a case of the "fuck arounds" followed by a treatment of "find out" if they try and enforce their fucking law against anyone here on US soil.

[@afterburn2600]

That and "I think someone put something in my Metamucil". As a middle aged dude that joke works on so many levels.

[@wyattterrell]

Buff: GOOOOOOOOD MORNIN VIETNAM, from the station that reaches the beaches!

[@Orca19904]

BUFF channeling the late Robin Williams.

[@acemstudio]

​@Orca19904 the late GREAT Robin Williams mind you.

[@OldFatSlow72]

Buff was on it today.

[@warhorse03826]

my dad was over there then he said "only the conscripts listened to that crap. everyone else listened to outlaw country"

[@zankou5611]

I'm waiting for..... GOOODDD MORNING MOSSSCCOOOOWWWWWW😂

[@amanawolf9166]

England: "I will enforce my new internet law for the greater good." FLORIDA MAN: "I'll drop you like Jimmy drops a six pack before he goes cow fighting... bare handed."

[@Darren4352]

@@amanawolf9166 What he said! 🤣

[@peterlang777]

@@amanawolf9166 accurate !

[@YorkshireMemes]

That law was primarily Scottish not English…that’s why the law sounds retarded

[@DisgruntledTribesman]

Had a Brit tell me once (while working in a gun shop), "As an Englishman, I find your gun laws abhorrent." I replied with, "As an American, I haven't given a fuck about your opinion of us since 1775." I got called a cheeky bastard that day and I was so proud.

[@randomcenturion7264]

Good man!

[@judet2992]

Getting called a cheeky bastard is the British equivalent of being called honey by an old black woman.

[@callias6007]

Personally, i usually go by "British detected, opinion disregarded*

[@MrGantron414]

Proud to be an American! HO RAH!

[@justincombs7433]

Best comeback in a long time. Gonna borrow that.

[@Deathbecomesme3]

UK is about to have a lot of people looking in their direction menacingly asking "HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN"?

[@MrJay_White]

yea, and the guvmunt is going the pootin route of "anyone opposing is is a nazi".

[@Ahalaya]

From almost all directions, too.

[@shred1894]

The most widely celebrated non-religious holiday in the world is independence from Britain.

[@MimirMadman]

Now now, it’s England, neither Scotland or Wales Think that way

[@b_____ng__________________4539]

In 1814 we took a little trip Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississip' We took a little bacon and we took a little beans And we caught the bloody British in the town of New Orleans…

[@Deridus]

Oh, oh England did NOT just say it's law applies to the Irish. Oh... PLEASE tell me that's what I just heard, I'm just... ohh, time to expand the Republic again, boys!

[@CWSWanderer]

They specifically targeted Americans as well when they said that shit.

[@snake61007]

Bring it​@@CWSWanderer

[@jack1235ify]

Well... here we go again. Amd I'd love to see how they enforce anything internet related outside their own borders 😊

[@Ryanowning]

It's easily one of the dumbest decisions a Western country has made in the past 20 years. And yes, I'm talking about EVERYONE's dumb decisions, among them this is one of the worst.

[@mbgmadbull1141]

if they tried that in the states there will be hell to pay

[@jacobgomos2418]

“Boeing. Unfuck this”. There has never been such a perfect way of telling someone to fix their mistakes.

[@youtubesnamingpolicysucks]

Boeing isn't just in the snitch-snuffing business anymore 😂. Someone check the passenger manifest, probably a few talkers up there.

[@goldenhate6649]

Civilian aviation side of the company is so fucked it is unreal. Their military side seems to be the only part of Boeing with a brain.

[@dasshaker2372]

Boeing wants to return them. It's nasa dragging their feet and being indecisive.

[@mortcs]

Boeing can not or will not unfuck their own shit anymore. The board is so incompetent that they managed to void the deal that the DOJ gave them to avoid criminal prosecution for the death of passengers on 2 different 737max.

[@tyvernoverlord5363]

@@goldenhate6649 Other than a few fuckups, military side is squared away

[@kitsune-koibito]

"Last time you threatened me, I was a kid. I'm not a kid anymore." That line hits so brutally hard.

[@lemax6865]

And the last time, the kid won, too, and the old man was a lot stronger back then. Imagine the whooping Ol' Man UK would get now.

[@Mr-Trox]

​@@lemax6865Elder abuse!

[@lemax6865]

@@Mr-Trox "That old fellow got punched so hard his teeth, glasses, hearing aids *and even his glass eye* just flew out!" "Dude, you think that's bad? The same punch gave him three hernias and prolapsed his rectum... Which might be a good thing 'cause it made his cane fall out of where it had been shoved."

[@Darren4352]

Yes England, please make the mistake of thinking you can enforce your laws on this side of the pond. I'm begging you!

[@mastathrash5609]

Ahahah, Wait.......they're Serious??? Ol Bangers and Mash should keep messing up their own country first...

[@fogg2007]

like you do all over the world, oh can we have that diplomats wife who killed a child back for trial please, or is being american make you above the law?

[@gutnickgutnick5066]

Yes

[@RomanvonUngernSternbergnrmfvus]

@@fogg2007. When the other countries stop using America for everything including safety THEN you can start acting like you’re not in a baby seat while captain burger mcmilitary industrial complex drives, ok? Ok. Good talk kid. Git gud.

[@markfergerson2145]

@@fogg2007When was the last time America criminalized stating facts about who commits violent crimes? When Muslim “imm grants” commit r@pes in England and an English citizen points it out, that is now hate speech under their law. That’s what they are threatening to “come for” Americans for if we do the same.

[@kelltainer2448]

Kentucky long rifles and powdered wigs. Not something I thought I would hear come out of Florida’s mouth, but here we are

[@762x69]

I'm in Kentucky and whole-heartedly approve of Florida's message, (I was raised in Orlando lol)

[@christopherscott5567]

Just as the Founding Fathers intended 😉

[@Jtr_ceral_killer]

in 1814 we took a little trip...

[@GeorgeWashingtonLaserMusket]

Florida didn't get to play in the Revolutionary or the war of 1812, so they wanna make up for lost opportunity.

[@mattseller148]

Along with Colonel Jackson down the mighty Mississippi…

[@SuperBossGiovanni]

No, England, your laws do NOT extend beyond your own boarders. That's not how any of this works.

[@jack1235ify]

I can't wait to see them try and enforce it. 😂

[@grbmajor6645]

Hey England......Sug On Deez Nuts

[@OmegaGamingNetwork]

Yea well, if everything goes to absolute shit and somehow that clown harris makes it into office, don't be surprised if she lets them enforce that shit. It isn't like they have a track record of that or anything...oh wait.

[@MaxStappen]

They used to own pretty much the entire world - Buff, give them some of those find outs.

[@matthewtierney1285]

What law is this? I'm in the dark on this one.

[@pinky8167]

England is beginning to turn into that weird guy who runs an HOA near you, but not covering your place, thinking that he can tell you how long your lawn should be.

[@logicplague]

The US isn't far behind, thankfully we still have SOME Constitutional safeguards in place, but they're being chipped away each day.

[@matthewbooth9265]

We don't want it but we're being run by woke weirdo's who'd rather sell the uk out to child rapists and terrorists than look after the native brits.

[@Incab]

lol UK the Great HoA Now I can't not see that. Good one.

[@magmat0585]

what's crazy is the stuff they're doing to their own citizen is the reason we kicked them out of the US in the first place. Guess they didn't learn their lesson

[@goldenhate6649]

@@Incab Power hungry mongrels, politicians (well the ones that matter), are a cabal of rich f*cks who bought their positions, and love to impose their will on other people and cry when they don't get their way, and don't follow their own rules. Yeah, its an HOA.

[@SteveHP101]

F35: "Well, it looks like ... LOBSTER's'BACK on the menu, boys!!!"

[@carlyar5281]

“ Franklin is a man of class. He wouldn’t be caught dead in the cyber truck” 😂🤣☠️

[@davepotanko5514]

Hangs out with a F22, no way he is down classing to that golf cart covered with scrap kitchen appliance panels

[@HanSolo__]

Yup. Cybertruck can't have dealers in the EU because it has a negative class level. Only then couldn't get into homologation and safety trials. Notice, I don't say: "They could not pass the trails". I say they could not even apply for it because the EU Commission got their asses laughed off when they saw the Cybertruck. 😆

[@jedimasterdraco6950]

As someone of both Highland Scot and Irish descent: Come and get me lobster-back, I'll be happy to remind you of the Swamp Fox.

[@johnmcconnell7052]

Well if we meet on the field il share some of my vodka my fellow kin

[@jedimasterdraco6950]

@@johnmcconnell7052 And I'll offer ya some drambuie.

[@dakotasan8719]

“I’ll be waitin’ on ya with a whiff of the ol’ Brimstone!”

[@blitsriderfield4099]

@@jedimasterdraco6950 I mean i've got some spiced rum i could pass around.

[@aztumtheknightofwumbo7060]

​@@dakotasan8719 "I'm a grim, bloody fable!!"

[@DemitriVladMaximov]

"In 1814 we took a little trip, along with Col. Jackson down the mighty Mississip'. We took a little bacon, and we took a little beans, and we caught the bloddy British in the town of New Orleans..."

[@jeffreyskoritowski4114]

"We fired our guns, and the British kept a coming. There wasn't quite as many as many as there was a while ago. ".. ...

[@joshstroven8284]

​@jeffreyskoritowski4114 we fired once more and they'd forget they're running, down the Mississip to the gulf of mexicoooooo

[@UNIT_3650-v6v]

​@@joshstroven8284Ol' hickory said we could take em by surprise if we didn't fire our muskets till we looked them in the eyes... (Ignore that I skipped 2 paragraphs)

[@brandontwyman6327]

@@UNIT_3650-v6v "So we held our fire 'till we see their faces well, then we opened up our squirrel guns and really gave 'em heeeeeell..." 😆

[@ARMY14jm]

@@brandontwyman6327”We fired our guns till the barrel melted down…”

[@anon1403]

UK: “We will come for you!” Please, please I beg of you, try.

[@jack1235ify]

Aggressive boss music in the background.

[@robertf3479]

Exactly what I was going to write. So yes UK, please try. I'm just down the road from Yorktown. If you're feeling froggy I'll gladly meet you there and I won't even bring an AR, I'm a yank who doesn't own one ... yet.

[@ThehandleSigmawasstolenfromme]

The last time the UK came to us looking for a fight, they had to call in the Canadians, and STILL lost.

[@ethanor]

Coming for us, are you UK? *Viking music starts playing* That'd be a first.

[@teaandbiscuitgaming5905]

​@@ThehandleSigmawasstolenfromme It depends on how you view the War 1812. Britain won the war because it met all it's objectives compered to United States achieved none of its war aims. it was never Britain objective to take over the USA again it was only to defend Canada in this Britain won. Also it does not look good saying you won when your captial got burn.

[@SladeIndominus]

"My law extends beyond my borders, we will come for you." ...IN 1814 WE TOOK A LITTLE TRIP, ALONG WITH COL. JACKSON DOWN THE MIGHTY MISSISSIPP!

[@marshallhutzler5940]

WE TOOK A LITTLE BACON AND WE TOOK A LITTLE BEANS, AND WE CAUGHT THE BLOODY BRITISH IN THE TOWN OF NEW ORLEANS

[@mojo6524]

@@marshallhutzler5940 we fired our guns and the British kept a cumming but there wasn't as many as there was a while ago

[@danielhall6578]

@@mojo6524 WE FIRED ONCE MORE AND THEY BEGAN TO RUNNIN' ALONG THE MISSISIPPI TO THE GULF OF MEXICO

[@marshallhutzler5940]

@mojo6524 we fired once more and they began to running, On down the Mississippi to the gulf of Mexico.

[@curtisevans8413]

Don't make us do an 1812 again... In all seriousness, we're being fucking ridiculous. I'd do something about it if we had a Second Amendment.

[@bsgfan1]

UK: “Last time we went to war with you, we stormed DC and burnt it to the ground” US: “Last time we went to war with you, we were still consolidating ourselves as a nation and working out the kinks, yet we still fought you to a draw _without_ French aid. Now we have the most advanced and powerful military in human history. But please, if you’re feeling froggy, hop on over across the pond.”

[@thomasbaker6563]

Both have trident, would be 10/10 a bad day, would only benefit Putin, and the Chinese despot. However a wrestling match between prime minister and president would be great.

[@SRTifiable]

“I got a case of the fuck arounds” Finally a description for when the mask slips and the dark humor no one realized was inside you comes out 😂

[@clifmillwood]

The Red Coats really want round 3?!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@samlevi4744]

They did win round two with help of Canada. lol

[@jaijai0745]

​@@samlevi4744 more of a draw

[@jack1235ify]

Round 3 would be quite revenge match.

[@a_channel2545]

@@samlevi4744In what way did they win? Burning down the White House? Burning a building qualifies as winning a war in your book?

[@CUSTERM16A2]

No they didn't they lost the later portions out on what became the Gulf Coast states and had to withdraw troops to deal with Napoleon's boys and other problems. In the end both hammered out a treaty.

[@dan2797]

And just like that Johnny Horton starts playing music about cannonballs and paddling gators.🤣🤣🤣

[@fogg2007]

Fine we have a working James Blunt and the original plans to ozzy osbourne, dont fuck with us.

[@ARMY14jm]

I love that song!!

[@dan2797]

@@fogg2007 did you...watch the video? I think you missed my point.

[@darthmeta6445]

I'm so happy that somebody else had that song come to mind when Florida said that.

[@fkreller1]

*ahem* I believe the term you were looking for was "powdered his behind"

[@Practitioner_of_Diogenes]

If the UK thinks its anti-free speech laws extend beyond its borders.. As a Texan, I hereby say the 2A extends beyond our US borders. Granted, that's a God given right, not a law, so kinda different beast.

[@erikcourtney1834]

I could watch a whole movie of this format.

[@HeWhoMurksWithOneLeap]

Florida about to grab an alligator and fight another round. 😂

[@cyclonebuzz8172]

A certain song about New Orleans comes to mind.

[@AllenLeland]

Unexpected Johnny Horton is great lol XD

[@ADogNamedStay]

"Hey, I get that reference"

[@andrewburley7651]

Just hope he doesn't lose his mind

[@delphy2478]

@@AllenLeland i don't always agree with his political views, but his songs are fire

[@Stephan_Rothstein]

I am surprised you missed the Texas answer to the British Courts. It was a quote from 1836: "Come and get it".

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

🫡

[@jackb4125]

This. There's a reason for England's law. However, you have to fuck around really hard to get the US to turn you over. We'll just arrest you instead.

[@ComotoseOnAnime]

Channeling the Spartans there. I heartily approve.

[@cooperanderson107]

“Come and take it”

[@TheHankerchief26]

Ah, the Gonzales flag.

[@Survivor1942]

“ I think someone put something in my Metamucil. I got a case to fuck arounds” is not a sentence I ever thought I’d hear. But coming from grandpa Buff makes it so much funnier.

[@RogbodgeVideo]

It wasn't black printer's ink, by any chance? (Yes, that IS a Star Trek Next Generation reference!)

[@antonytheocharidis9576]

Buff catching a case of the Fuck arounds was gold. I am perfectly fine with the B52 being equally full of "landscaping tools" as it is full of beans.

[@petuniasevan]

Always. I was a crew chief on the G models back in the 80s.... and in those days only the staff officers (and a few of the more "upwardly mobile" flight crew) called the B-52 a "BUFF". I'm used to it now and indeed find it amusing. Thanks, HLC, for making my old warhorse - at least the H model version - into a celebrity. As my T-shirt from those days that depicted a BUFF dropping armaments out of its bomb bay said, "Reach out and touch someone!"

[@timmy_42069]

Such a hodge podge episode, so many things to cover, such fast pace, yet still the same quality. Good job!

[@TheIronBear290]

In 2024 we took a little trip, along with habitual linecrosser down the mighty Mississip.

[@square-bodyforlife1447]

Yes, just yea😂

[@internetzenmaster8952]

We took a little bacon and we took a little beans...

[@TheIronBear290]

@internetzenmaster8952 Don't forget the can of zyn

[@navret1707]

@@internetzenmaster8952 - “. . . . . and we fought the bloody British in the town of New Orleans.” “. . . . then we grabbed an alligator and we fought another round.”

[@TheMidwesternViking]

Jackson just woke up from the grave...."do I hear round 3"

[@InnaSecond]

New Orleans all over again!

[@SerialDesignationG3071]

@@InnaSecond The Battle of New Orleans 2: Electric Boogaloo!

[@bryancenterfitt7127]

😂😂😂

[@bryancenterfitt7127]

Someone will Indeed f**k around and definitely find out

[@firstconsul7286]

Then had a stroke and died when he saw he vas on the $20 bill.

[@archangeldo913]

Hit em with your purse! Love it!!!

[@CJFellowServant4288]

I'm just hearing Bobby Hill rolling on the ground screaming, "that's my purse!! I don't know you!"

[@balinorgryffudd2963]

I'm not sure what is funnier. America basically telling the F35 "walk for thar money ho" or the cyber truck being called less than a dumpster full of garbage and it landing as an insult as it was intended. Either way, I am laughing HARD.

[@IndecisiveGames01]

As soon as I heard about that tweet I’ve been like “A-hahahahaa. Oh? OH! You’re serious? Well, (racks shotgun), come at me.”

[@FxckTheAFT]

As soon as I heard it Val Kilmers line from tombstone entered my mind: "I'm your huckleberry. Say when"

[@VanillaMidgetSSBM]

Habitual Linecrosser posting a video on my birthday? I'll take it as a gift, thanks Grandpa BUFF

[@shahnxaoc7749]

Happy birthday!!!

[@redace6951]

3:05 "I own a musket for home defense since that's what the founding fathers intended"

[@TLBgaming0330]

Four Ruffians Break into my home

[@mohwe1007]

A true patriot

[@AjWitt-ui8cq]

I have a cannon for home defense. Just in case the military wants to lease it from me just like the old days.

[@mattrushing5573]

Tally-ho lads!

[@kemarisite]

​@@AjWitt-ui8cqa cannon with grape shot is just what the four ruffians breaking in ordered.

[@pathfindersavant3988]

Britain: "Will you let me enforce my orwelian internet censorship laws in your borders?" America: "Depends, how's that defense budget of your looking?"

[@Xyler94]

Nah, America's too busy trying to make their own bullshit censorship laws that are "to protect the children".

[@thewhitewolf58]

Germany: "calm down before they give you an american version of the blitz"

[@MrJinglejanglejingle]

@@Chris-pl6sf So Orwellian. Oppressing peoples' ability to talk about the things that are problematic or should be gotten rid of. Like the British Government. Or their "Peaceful" neighbors that stabbed three children and do unspeakable things to hundreds of others.

[@rodgemic]

​@@Chris-pl6sfyou can't enforce laws across your own borders....

[@Sigurdazie]

Thats also Happening in Germany and france too… silly minoritys forced the gov to introduce these „rights“ and thats more important nowadays then securing borders or protect the own people

[@mattsully98]

At this point even the British want independence from the British government 😂

[@hiddendesire3076]

And from the “cultural exchange experiment” that’s running rampant in their streets.

[@SoloRenegade]

Sounds like the UK needs a referendum to vote for their own independence from the British gov....

[@fogg2007]

we have had one for 5 weeks, all this has been brewing for 30 years. we would like indipendance from american billionairs with media platforms who promote lies, may want to look to the shit that guys says.

[@jaxusstormweaver2231]

This law is a leftover from the Tory government. Labour govt has yet to actually deal with it

[@joeblow5214]

​@@fogg2007 You mean independence from the BS the BBC and the Guradian routinely publish? Yeah, I would too.

[@thedragonmaster1436]

Can we just say that Grandpa Buff is the best? He's the wired up old man that lives his late years without a fuck to give

[@mickeymouseclub333]

Whoever messed with the Buff's meds, good job. Love the Buff like this...full on comedian🤣🤣

[@rosebloodwater13]

Soooo did anyone else start hearing The Battle of New Orleans by Johnny Horton towards the end there. 😅

[@FxckTheAFT]

I heard "come out ye black & tans" & "me little armalite"

[@alldayagain]

"Boeing, unfuck this" Boeing: "You think i'm _made_ of assassin money??" 😂

[@benjaminoechsli1941]

Boeing spending all their money on whistleblower assassinations to the point that they can't get their astronauts back is just the sort of incompetence I'd expect from a company that strands astronauts in the first place. 😅

[@jejeakle]

US: *in Double D’s voice* yes

[@chris_wizzudz]

If England’s laws extend beyond their borders, I hope they’ve got their own Paul Revere to ride through the streets yelling “The Americans are coming! The Americans are coming!”

[@fogg2007]

no, we invented computers and the internet, so we would probably just send an email.

[@theghostofthomasjenkins9643]

it's fortunate son.

[@HarryWHill-GA]

Fair's fair. If their internet law applies to Americans, our 2A applies to the British.

[@andrewmcguinness1845]

The UK has now made it my patriotic duty to prank call the UK police. Curse you, Red Coats! How could you force me to do something so enjoyable?!

[@Rosivok]

I need their numbers...Share!

[@rdm5190]

The brits....😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 Every blade of grass...... Just like days past

[@thomas71124]

This is how I learn of the global news comedy thank you

[@JustLikeTheSimulations]

The British government is hilarious. The last time they tried enforcing laws in the Americas it ended badly 😂

[@jamesa4392]

What? The falklands?

[@JustLikeTheSimulations]

@@jamesa4392 oh, I honestly forgot about that. I was referring to the American Revolution

[@jamesa4392]

@@JustLikeTheSimulations Yeah, there's a lot of hasty comments on this vid.

[@evanulven8249]

@@JustLikeTheSimulations The last time was 1812, and it indeed ended badly. For us. Just putting it in historical perspective. America wasn't always, and will not always be, mighty.

[@dominiccoscarelli305]

I think England forgets we have a thing called the First Amendment, which is directly followed by the Second Amendment. They should look into both .

[@fogg2007]

@mrb.9822 I thourght it was an errata sheet, "sorry we fecked up the first draft but it went to the printers so heres an update"

[@fogg2007]

obscenity, child pornography, defamatory speech, false advertising, true threats, and fighting words....all things the first bans, this thread alone breaks three, so, you guys handing yourselves in?

[@FxckTheAFT]

​@mrb.9822 ehhhh, yes & no. The first 10 are inalienable rights & says so in the constitution meaning they can't really be changed

[@sapper1717]

@@fogg2007come get us you wanker! Did I use that word right?

[@HanSolo__]

In Poland, we call it The First Aid. When we got our asses laughed off.

[@MJ-kc8iz]

UNLEASH FLORIDA! Let him be the most Floridian of which he is capable. The money you could make on pay-per-view alone is mind-boggling. Also, Grandpa Buff continues to be awesome and on-game. Much love for Grandpa Buff. Let that Redcoat "find out" that he hasn't mattered on this side of the pond for 209 years since the treaty of Ghent.

[@Mr.PerfectCell-M]

Bruh it’s so fun to say “da great china” in that accent

[@Megaderpus_Maximus]

It's also kinda fun to say "da west taiwan". I just tried it lol

[@billyyank5807]

Chyna 😂

[@kapioskapiopoylos7338]

Every time i see a label "made in china" i automaticaly hear this. Not sure if it is normal or if i need help.

[@HANKSANDY69420]

​@@kapioskapiopoylos7338 *That's normal.*

[@willswenson3169]

You know, UK. At least Russia waits until you're actually within their borders before trying to arbitrarily arrest you. Why, exactly, did you believe it was a good idea to stoop lower than them?

[@ssjtruncks90]

@@willswenson3169 unfortunately Russia has been known to go after people in the UK itself but with more poisonous methods.

[@darrenegglestone]

We're an embarrassment to the free world, we really are....

[@kapioskapiopoylos7338]

​@@ssjtruncks90 At least they were "important inteligence" targets, made much more sense than, "someone offended me from across the globe, my feels got hurt" Also that is worse than even north korea LMAO. (who have hit "important" targets out of their borders too, but as far as i know, nothing about feelings.

[@SkunkApe407]

​@@ssjtruncks90well, if the UK's military wasn't an absolute joke...

[@fogg2007]

well russia does like to use biowarfare on it's opposition inside of other countries, and then when that country has a shit fit over it america counts moscows money and passes by.

[@soulknife20]

Ocean Gate was a Titanically crushing situation.

[@engmed4400]

It isn't their fault. They caved under the pressure.

[@navret1707]

@@engmed4400 - They were wet behind the ears.

[@damoclesecoe7184]

These jokes won't stop any time soon. Don't hold your breath.

[@moon-lit_nightmares]

​@@damoclesecoe7184 If I keep reading these jokes and try to stifle my laughs, I just may implode from the pressure. 😂

[@hariharanannamalai5721]

These jokes are deep😂

[@nixravette]

When I heard that line from the UK I just had to channel my inner Bender. "Oh wait, you're serious. Let me laugh harder."

[@davidwilliam8134]

"Smack him with your purse" I busted out laughing in the middle of the food court 😂🤣💀💀💀

[@VEXG32]

“I’ve got a case of the fuck arounds!” Lmao

[@Aurik-Kal-Durin]

Britain wants to go for Round 3? Bring it on, Redcoat!

[@stewm1267]

I got to meet Grandpa BUFF and see (from a significant distance) The Kid yesterday at the Abbotsford Air Show. Sadly, Grandpa BUFF was having a nap and The Kid didn't get to intercept anything. Maybe they just wanted to get a tan and come up here for some weed? I hear weed can help Grandpa BUFF deal with his arthritis.

[@Jaeger73]

So you are the one who spiked Grandpa Buffs metamucil. 😂😂😂

[@kalipw0210]

​@@Jaeger73🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@marinecorpsman5]

The fact you had to point out "from a significant distance" amuses me.

[@stewm1267]

@marinecorpsman5 Nobody was allowed anywhere near them. We could get within about 100 m.

[@marinecorpsman5]

@@stewm1267 Oh I'm sure. Which is weird because there's been many cases of people being able to get right up to F-35s at airshows before.

[@brodang967]

"I have no idea.... how this joke was going to implode" it was very very low hanging fruit but it would've put a definite end to that line of communi...😂😂😂

[@KimmieArgyshev]

“Boys get your Kentucky long rifles and your powder wigs” had me wheezing 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@thetrueunknown]

You put some respect on Franklin, he’s a good boy!

[@Rhedosaurus]

Britain was once one of the mightiest empires in history. Now their number one export is independence days. That makes this law all the more hilarious.

[@fogg2007]

well we had to fight german imperialism and then the nazis, we then had to give up our empire to pay back america for the "help" it sold us (so brave, so patriotic), but we paid you off in 2000, so you can leave now and take your bases with you.

[@ryaniversen8653]

​@@fogg2007 You nation is the leading reason Africa and the Middle East are as fucked up as we are... Also Ireland called, they want to talk about the famine.

[@lemax6865]

@@fogg2007 I'm not even American, and still my response to this is "who's gonna make them?" There isn't a military force on this planet that can stand up to the USA's, they haven't lost a conventional conflict since 1812. The only way you "defeat" America is through insurgency wars, and the way they lose is that they decide it's costing too much money and just opt to leave, leaving you with whatever's left of your country. You're telling me you actually believe your current military could take them on, while also dealing with civil wars in various parts of the UK?

[@Mr-Trox]

​@@fogg2007 That help literally saved you. You're welcome.

[@cr90captain89]

@@fogg2007 that help we provided literally saved the world from the third Reich & here you are criticizing the the sacrifices of the greatest generation. would you rather be speaking gestapo rn? or rather not at all in the likely hood of your family getting executed before this year was reached, between 1940- to now? millions of our men fought for you, bleed for you & died for you. so you can shut up, pay your respects & be ashamed of yourself.

[@youthoughtaboutit6946]

Buff went from the sweet grandpa who occasionally gets back into tough soldier mode again to a constant ball buster.

[@ComotoseOnAnime]

Given these last few years, his PTND has been acting up. Post Traumatic Nostalgia Disorder. Combined with the fuck arounds in his metamucil, there's a good chance someones going to catch a few suns to the forehead.

[@lemax6865]

@@ComotoseOnAnime You know what, if we're gonna invent a term like that, I don't like that it implies he's traumatised, Buff clearly enjoyed his time. I propose instead "Post-Nostalgic Sass Disorder". What do you think?

[@ComotoseOnAnime]

@@lemax6865 No no, he's having nostalgia over traumatizing *others.* It's a disorder because he's actively enjoying the lamentations of their women.

[@lemax6865]

@@ComotoseOnAnime Ah, then the term would have to clarify that, conditions are usually named based on what's afflicting the patient... Unfortunately I can't think of a name for that that still sounds funny. Shite, we had a good thing going, too.

[@ComotoseOnAnime]

@@lemax6865 I mean, 'Nostalgia Disorder" is what's affecting him, it being "Post Traumatic" doesn't mean it has to have been a traumatic event to *Him* It still works, a bit like a crooked swinging door, slightly unhinged.

[@jtreign]

The funniest video I’ve seen in a long time. Buff had me dying

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

*_"Franklin probably thought it was a dumpster."_* 😆😆😆😆😆

[@elitely6748]

Buff the strategist, Buff the president now Buff the comedian! we got a new Leonardo here!

[@WingedKuriboh117]

2:54 USS Constitution: Put me back in the game, Uncle Sam! XD

[@ConnorRK-nk8rg]

The USS Constitution, USS Iowa, USS New Jersey, USS Wisconsin, and the USS Missouri are itching to get back in the fight

[@danielhenley805]

It could probably body the entire British navy to this day

[@fogg2007]

@@danielhenley805 the last time an american built ship forght a british ship was in the 1980s, did not go well for the american built ship, even with american backing.

[@Mr-Trox]

​@@fogg2007I wouldn't call that a fight. Belgrano (literally a pre-ww2 light cruiser) was sunk by a submarine.

[@CasualQuasar]

You know the last time a country talked like THAT, Uk.. We had to have a Whole Thing.

[@fogg2007]

well....er, Russia, for 80 years, you did fuck all. sooooooooooo, oh and china, now.

[@tyvernoverlord5363]

I want to have a Whole Thing happen before I die, and I was born 79 years and 12 days after the last Whole Thing.

[@luisalfredo297]

Grandpa Buff egging on the 35 will always be hilarious. “Don’t take that from him you pansy, hit him with your purse” 😂😂😂

[@logicplague]

Hey Britain, get some. We're here just wishing you would..

[@iowafarmboy]

I love how EVERYONE has been "really England? You want to fkn try? Go ahead.... try it."

[@johnmcconnell7052]

Well some of us are even like America don't attempt the bullshit your going for. If British wants to fuck around they just need to take a number and wait.

[@darkfoxxbunyip]

​@@johnmcconnell7052 America won't even try, because 2 protects 1

[@johnmcconnell7052]

@darkfoxxbunyip take a look at new York they're trying already

[@djangel3108]

​@@johnmcconnell7052 Really? How's it going for the Brits over there?

[@logicplague]

@@darkfoxxbunyip Yeah, except the government has determined that apparently Constitutional Amendments are not absolute. In other words, they're privileges until they say they're not.

[@Nurichiri]

I'll admit that when Turkey entered the chat I was expecting a reference to that silver medalist shooter that's been making the meme rounds.

[@snowoffstream5823]

Nah someone posted that the S-400 was the most advanced air defense system in the world and promptly got clowned on by everyone who wasn't listening to the vodka flavored dipshits One even asked why turkey bought S-400's and why we kicked them out of the F-35 program lmao

[@Eluderatnight]

Who do you think boeing hires.

[@ZeldagigafanMatthew]

"franklin probably thought it was a dumpster" this has me laughing sooooo hard

[@theneurologist1]

Im all for our brothers and sisters across the pond to take back their country! 💪🏼🇬🇧

[@lukeinferno]

UK: We will come for you. Texans: Come and Take us. 😈

[@TotallyDapper]

“You can see debris in space?” “You can’t?” Pretty much sums up America. And remember that what’s public knowledge is twenty years behind what we’re working on right now.

[@STRAKAZulu]

At a *MINIMUM* twenty years.

[@GoonyMclinux]

The last time I played with gov tech it was already alien and that was almost 20 years ago, I can only imagine the crap they have now.

[@Eluderatnight]

​@@GoonyMclinuxwaiting for the Lazar DLC

[@DanielMWJ]

​@@GoonyMclinuxAnd what the majority of the govt. actually uses is another 20 years behind what the public knows... also minmum. :p "Why does this computer have a floppy drive!?"

[@GoonyMclinux]

@@Eluderatnight that DLC was decades ago also.

[@Cedar_Wolf]

So if the Buff is going all Outer Limits on us, are we going to spawn another Scientology outbreak? Because those guys said aliens flew in DC-8s, and the world's not ready for Buff Space Patrol just yet.

[@marsar1775]

imma give buff warp drive you cant stop me

[@butterflyed]

Your comment needs more likes 😅

[@Cedar_Wolf]

@@butterflyed Thanks!

[@HammerOn-bu7gx]

"Hit'em with your purse!" 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@christburger647]

Very entertaining. Please don't stop making these.

[@Jeffrey-hu2gb]

I won’t be surprise if Florida says “I own a musket for home defense since that’s what the founding fathers intended”

[@tonyburzio4107]

No, the Founding Fathers expected each person to practice with the common weapon of the day, a rifle, which was far better than a Military musket. They had borrowed British canons to give out at militia practice to the best shots.

[@Jeffrey-hu2gb]

@@tonyburzio4107 it’s a joke look at the video that is title I own a musket for home defense it’s kind of funny

[@hillbillynurse7212]

​ "Borrowed"...yeah...we'll go with that! And while I admit I don't practice with my front-stuffer daily, there's only about 2 days a week I (and a friend or two) don't exercize the springs of one of its descendants...

[@autisticaeronaut]

as a floridian, we have been fucking TRAINING for the brits to fuck around. there's a reason we have airsofters in full george washington cosplays w/ swords and muskets who also happen to take electric bikes on highways while in that full unifrom

[@jeremygrimes9006]

Oh. I thought was just because...you know...Florida. 😂

[@kalipw0210]

I think meth is the reason. ..😂😂

[@fogg2007]

you have been training for a british invasion.....shit did we not diarise this, when were we meant to do this, I hate to think you have been playing with muskets for 200 years for no reason, feck, sorry

[@rocketpigrecords3719]

Nothing says "DUI suspension" like an electric bike.

[@autisticaeronaut]

@@jeremygrimes9006 well that too ofc

[@filiproglic7204]

Damn "Florida" rules 😂🎉 Imagine a "Florida" winning Ideas and Grandpa Buff firepower in one serving 😅😅😂

[@jmanj3917]

1:02 ...who teach you Turkish...😂

[@guysmiley6162]

England wishes for the smoke... and us, as Americans, are glad to supply... 😂

[@freakboy220]

Hey americans, there's oil in the north sea off the Scottish coast and few onshore one's too, just thought you should know. You know in case you wanted to bring some freedom over here. Trust me we need it.

[@SCP_Gate-Guardian]

Did someone say ***OOOOOOIIIIIIIIIIILLLLLLL!!!!!!!????????***

[@logicplague]

Apparently we'll go anywhere in the world for it except our own backyard....

[@SBQDawn]

ooo was that a bribe or just an incentive? Chuckle.

[@FallingPicturesProductions]

OF COURSE! ANY FREEDOM DISPENSER CAN BE BOUGHT AND SOLD FOR THE RIGHT **OIL**!!!

[@fogg2007]

most of it belongs to Norway.....they are bearly civilisd Vikings and they have axes.....just saying

[@matthewmccowan1552]

I would imagine North Dakota has more firearms than the whole of the UK, so I guess the phrase is "bring it".

[@FxckTheAFT]

Chicago has more firearms than the entirety of the UK 😂😂😂

[@devonmaclellan8104]

Someone put something in my Metamucil I've got a case of the fuck arounds!!!!😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 best line ever and I think a picture of grandpa buff with the saying I've got a case of the fuck arounds would be an awesome merch idea!!!

[@BerZerker1963]

Cheese n rice, HLC, you got the characters dialed in!! BUFF TFF!! I'm dying, here!🤣😂🤣

[@varuunbadree]

1:55 I thought it was someone near me laughing like that

[@jadenprice1463]

as a Brit. fuck Britain's censorship 'laws' .

[@csvickers151]

And the labour government 👌🏽👌🏽

[@dasshaker2372]

Perhaps someday y'all will get your own independence day.

[@SoloRenegade]

when are you guys going to join the 21st century and pass some free speech laws already? At the rate your gov is going, the next time someone tries to invade you, we're just going to sit back and let them.

[@Chad_Thundercock]

Ya got a loicense for that 'ate speech, mate?

[@fogg2007]

@@csvickers151 which has been in 5 weeks, the only people who want the fuss is Reform, who are.....well, the old National Front in a vomit stained vest and smelling of sad fear.

[@The-Chps]

I'm British -- and even I agree we need a vibe check. Florida, is it too late to be given a Kentucky rifle and wig...?

[@darrenegglestone]

The US should come dispence some freedom on our government

[@TheFirstPotato]

Buddy, I'll give you that and a complementary pet gator for free...you'll have to supply the gator with food yourself, though, but you'll be fine. I think this gator was named Cupcake.

[@mrpowdercoater]

Never to late brother.

[@justinfarmer7460]

Sadly, yes. How's an Armalite and a star-spangled hightop sound?

[@justincombs7433]

No sir! We will gladly take any freedom loving Englishman to tell your wanker government to piss off.

[@christiphorballestero683]

Why, God, why can i only upvote this once! 😂

[@aychdee981]

Hahaha, yet another favorite-well done son!!

[@kormanTheShadowLord]

Ok, red coats prepare to see tea thrown into your bays this time

[@fogg2007]

americans, why cant you learn to make tea properly?

[@Jeff.78]

HLC, you and all your characters always find a way to make me laugh. Embrace your tism and we'll follow you anywhere. ✌️😎🇺🇸🍻

[@Sue-zf5uu]

Thank you for telling GB to go .... themselves! We outman, outgun, and out mean them. I'm still pissed about that wasted tea in Boston because of them!😮

[@judet2992]

Hol up that was Earl Grey, I know our ass (and mine lol) only drinks green or black boba.

[@fogg2007]

yanks cant make tea, its very simple (like florida) - didnt even warm the harbour...savages. As to "out mean"....well thats a debateable opinion, we are poor, not cowards

[@lemax6865]

@mrb.9822 Yeah, that's not the kind of "mean" he's talking about. I have a great deal of respect for the British's mastery of sarcasm and dry wit, but what is being discussed here is the "make a motherfucker extra-dead" kind, the application of violence in creative and surprising ways. When the British needed that, you guys would send Scots, Northern Irish, Canadians or Australians. Englishmen are sadly lacking in that department. And should you try to enforce your bullshit laws, well, you'll be *fighting* all of those. Most of them, anyway.

[@firstconsul7286]

@mrb.9822 Honestly that would be the closest fight, I gotta concede that British humor is damn good. There's a reason Monty Python is almost a household name here, after all.

[@tankythemagnorite9855]

Just the government.

[@arkangel6281]

Grandpa buff is on a roll! 😂

[@justforfunsies5000]

Omg! Lmmfao! Something in your coffee this morning? That was some off the cuff shit! 🤣🤣🤣 And Florida…Pennsylvania long rifle. Get it right! 😁

[@LeonDripKennedy]

I hope Britain has their running shoes on. The hounds have been training.

[@lisamorrissey4077]

Release 😂

[@sandrasausville9103]

Someone put something in my metamucil and I got a case of the I DON'T GIVE A F*CKS . Love Grandpa Buff