How would you use this fruit? A) Leech out the Bitterness in a stream B) Throw it at someone C) Make soap D) Make Ornaments E) Cat toy
@acamelwholikescoke46413 жыл бұрын
Would 10/10 throw it at someone
@josephpotter57663 жыл бұрын
Clearly the only correct answer is E) Amuse Cats.
@starspawn5073 жыл бұрын
B or D
@TheWeirdestOfBugs3 жыл бұрын
Cat toy. Vostok's shenanigans were so funny I couldn't stop laughing.
@tachyonicnewt24733 жыл бұрын
E
@untermench35023 жыл бұрын
I was talking with a Biology student from Iraq who told me the Desert People graft Watermelons to the root stock of these gourds because they have a very deep root system and are able to survive the arid conditions there. They are very secretive on how they do it and he was going to university to try and figure their technique out.
@lukehahn44896 ай бұрын
Grafting ain't a secret
@untermench35026 ай бұрын
@@lukehahn4489 It is to them and techniqe makes a big difference. It's one thing to graft a plant and another that produces a good crop of marketable melons.
@bor35493 жыл бұрын
My brother and I have tried for YEARS to find a way to eat this. It's everywhere here in north central Kansas. We've boiled it, leached it for days, salted it, put it in a slowcooker for 5 days. After all of that and more, you've summoned it up the best- "Tastes like poison!"
@twoheadedchicken79043 жыл бұрын
Hmmm did you try drying it in dehydrator?
@ashaler__3 жыл бұрын
i have news for you and your brother: i think you can eat the seeds if roasted, hope this helps
@niraea3 жыл бұрын
have you tried anything with vinegar or alcohol? i'm not a food scientist or anything but i feel like that would be the next logical step.
@dankline91623 жыл бұрын
Is that true for all stages of ripeness, bc i noticed there were seeds were in his. Maybe when they're small?
@bradthunderpants32833 жыл бұрын
@@ashaler__ He did this in this video. dried, cleaned and cooked it and still said it tastes like soap.
@megastoejoe3 жыл бұрын
"Don't eat it!" Take his word, this guy eats fire and snorts screwdrivers.
@DB468113 жыл бұрын
That’s about what I was thinking. If he puts swords down his throat but spits this out? Trust Jared’s word that this is nasty 🤮
@AshiwiZuni3 жыл бұрын
Zuni native here, these arent EATING foods. The ONLY thing we ever used this gourd in traditionally is in medicines and like you said, soap making 🤣
@WeirdExplorer3 жыл бұрын
Thank you for confirming this. I'm not sure why this misinformation is online
@sdfkjgh3 жыл бұрын
@@WeirdExplorer: Because it's misinformation, and it's online. Haven't you been paying attention to current events?
@MandrakeFernflower3 жыл бұрын
So it's equivalent to drinking a shot glass full of dawn I bet it works well as a laxative though
@joshuarichards80653 жыл бұрын
I think they make an appearance in Fallout New Vegas . . . . . as a food item. Really wish the devs or writers did their research.
@sdfkjgh3 жыл бұрын
@@joshuarichards8065: Oh, I don't know. The game's about survival in a post-apocalyptic wasteland, right? Something like this sounds perfect for that setting: a questionably edible food of last resort.
@theshunnedone29553 жыл бұрын
Hey! I’m from Texas and I’m actually very familiar with Buffalo guard! I eat them fairly often and as you said it is a bit tricky. First of all, you should only eat the seeds long after the gourd has turned tan and is completely dry. Then you collect the seeds and wash them thoroughly, the seeds are not bitter but a thin filmy lair on the outside is and this is what you’re trying to remove. If it’s dry enough is should peel off easily or already be off. Then you can prepare like pumpkin seeds I typed this half way through the video for whatever reason. to clean the seeds better I used and electric mixer to spin the seeds in water as well as letting them soak in salt water over night. Then I used a colander similar to the one you used to give it a few thorough rinses before roasting them
@BrushieOG3 жыл бұрын
I now have more respect for The Courier from Fallout NV as he can just pluck some off the vine, then eat the entire stack he's been hoarding for 5HP over 5 seconds each... Then again, it must be better than Insta-Mash.
@YourFoxFriendYT3 жыл бұрын
I mean I’d eat it over 200 year old expired TV dinners
@VincentGonzalezVeg3 жыл бұрын
Takes bite instant nuclear winter
@bradthunderpants32833 жыл бұрын
The item is actually named buffalo gourd seed. so i imagine your courier isnt just eating the whole fruit
@1810jeff2 жыл бұрын
@@YourFoxFriendYT yeah as long as they stayed dry they probably won't poison you but they'll probably be very unpleasant
@LaynieFingers3 жыл бұрын
Technically you can eat a bar of soap, but I wouldn't recommend it. "Can" definitely does not equal "should."
@Hortifox_the_gardener3 жыл бұрын
While the soap itself is not poisonous a bubble buildup in your stomach could potentially suffocate you. That sometimes (tragically) happens with children eating dish cleaning soap.
@proffesionalweredog74263 жыл бұрын
@@Hortifox_the_gardener woah, i didnt know that
@GHumpty19653 жыл бұрын
Buffalo gourd ( Cucurbita foetidissima ) and Coyote gourd ( Cucurbita palmata (californica ) are two totally different plants with different leaf structures. The plants are similar looking with similar fruits, but distinctively they are different. There is a lot of confusion on the internet grouping both plants together, both have bitter Gourds, seeds are edible if roasted. .
@pcarter19893 жыл бұрын
When you compare things to strange fruits I've never heard of before, you lose me. But when you compare a gourd to drinking strange undersink chemicals, now you're speaking my language!
@h7opolo3 жыл бұрын
i love your fool-proof disclaimer; "if you decide to eat this, blame someone else, not me."
@NorthRainProductions3 жыл бұрын
I found a patch in the Mojave. Bit into one. The most bitter thing ai have ever eaten. 15 years later and I'm still tasting it.
@pixelpatter013 жыл бұрын
YES
@ArmchairDeity3 жыл бұрын
A flavor not even COVID-19 could cancel...
@YourFoxFriendYT3 жыл бұрын
Patrolling the Mojave makes you wish for a Nuclear Winter
@lukehahn44896 ай бұрын
@@YourFoxFriendYT Fallout everwhere
@let_uslunch88843 жыл бұрын
It was an experience. We laughed, we cried, we were unsure. Time passed, hair grew, the cat played, arts and crafts we're done, we researched and referenced other videos. Oh and we dined. The times we had in one video.
@WeirdExplorer3 жыл бұрын
That's my favorite kind to make :)
@JTMusicbox3 жыл бұрын
Good kitty! She’s saving you from the evil poisonous fruit!
@saddletramp18603 жыл бұрын
Most cattle won't eat them, but some go out of their way to find them, they smell each one untill they find one they like and seem to relish it.
@implausibleimpossiblehypot40063 жыл бұрын
quite fascinating
@draconian_dragons65883 жыл бұрын
Fire name my dude
@richardportman89123 жыл бұрын
That's interesting.
@implausibleimpossiblehypot40063 жыл бұрын
@@draconian_dragons6588 yours is preety dope 2 if your writing to me
@aak82973 жыл бұрын
Maybe they had a need for it. This thing is probably packed with saponin which have medical effects.
@heatwavedave77133 жыл бұрын
I believe this is the most jocular episode of your show to date. Kudos on the painting.
@johnburke83373 жыл бұрын
I think this was the most we've seen you work for consistently unpleasant flavors. It'll probably be on one of the review lists in the future
@WeirdExplorer3 жыл бұрын
yep. such a huge undertaking for something that tasted awful
@peterconway65843 жыл бұрын
@@WeirdExplorer Even if the seeds had turned out edible, that's 'way too much effort into something so scanty.
@ikreate4u3 жыл бұрын
Oh my. You get an A+ for dedication and effort. This video was strangely hilarious to me.
@pixelpatter013 жыл бұрын
I brought a gourd like that home once from the desert and planted it near my garden and the thing cross fertilized some of the other squash in the garden and made them ALL bitter. It is very bitter and nasty.
@gerbilkill Жыл бұрын
I had some come up in my yard. I didn't think anything of it. It made my tomatoes taste so bitter I couldn't eat em. Never had bitter tomatoes before
@14ToeBeans2 жыл бұрын
Your cat playing with the gourds was so adorable. What a sweetheart.
@girlinthelocket3 жыл бұрын
wow i literally picked one up a few months ago and researched it and found out it was a buffalo gourd. cool to see it on your channel.
@brandon91723 жыл бұрын
The fallout new vegas fruit
@joshuarichards80653 жыл бұрын
Thought so, really wish the devs or writers did more research on it.
@EmperorsChildren3 жыл бұрын
And even after the apocalypse you only eat the seeds
@creashaksorgazine27883 жыл бұрын
70th like nice
@xxneramacxx44352 жыл бұрын
That is why I came here.....
@TheGrinningViking3 жыл бұрын
I think the difference here is the difference between "can" and "should." You can eat the fruit, it's not poison, but you shouldn't. You SHOULD give them to the nearest cat and let them bat them around 👍🏼
@evilcanofdrpepper3 жыл бұрын
and maybe turn them into cool Christmas decorations...
@Rusticsewing9 ай бұрын
squash toxicity is a thing
@carlospiedra3083 жыл бұрын
I found something similar in mexico. It was as hard as a baseball. No one eats it because it's very bitter. In a village in mexico called rapacuaro theres a lot of trees of this. I forgot what they call it
@sonofammonite17143 жыл бұрын
Been watching your channel for years man, great to see how much it has grown :) thanks for the great content
@JA-wo4hh3 жыл бұрын
I don't think I've had this many full belly laughs in a long time, thank you Jared!
@damianlopez76303 жыл бұрын
If it lathers up while boiling...then it can be used to actually make soaps.
@KingFriday19893 жыл бұрын
Love how creative you get with your videos. Adding in stuff that I would never expect. Like painting the gourd.
@anne-droid77393 жыл бұрын
I love that you painted it to look like its younger self. L'oreal wants to know your location.
@DioDinero3 жыл бұрын
His natural expression is mildly concerned
@NotSoCrazyNinja3 жыл бұрын
Your reaction after tasting the unripe one is priceless. I imagine that reaction would be similar to how our long-ago ancestors would have reacted tasting some unknown plants. Ancient human: Hmm, I wonder if this leaf is edible... *nibble* oh hell no *throws it on the ground*
@AshesAshes443 жыл бұрын
Those grew on my family's ranch in the desert southwest! Someone told me they could be eaten after soaking in water, so that's what I did. Nope, nope, nope, nope! It reminded me of the bitterant added to dangerous chemicals, no matter how long they soaked. Definitely better used as cat toys and ornaments. P.S., we called them coyote squash
@Fiercedeity023 жыл бұрын
This episode actually really cheered me up today. Thank you
@lemurgecko15133 жыл бұрын
great stream I really enjoyed this episode. I watched all the way to the end.
@Ronnie-Bagpipe3 жыл бұрын
holy shit so your telling me when I was playing Fallout New Vegas I was just walking around plucking these out of the ground and eating poison like its no big deal, thats pretty bad ass maybe you did get a little brain damage from getting shot in the head at the beginning
@00muinamir3 жыл бұрын
Cat knows what's up. Silly human, that's not for eats!
@Appealsman3 жыл бұрын
I have a friend who harvests and eats the blossoms, cooked. She says they taste like any other squash blossom. The roots are reported to be SAVAGELY laxative, so much so that it is problematic to measure a therapeutic dose. I have heard tell of one yerbera who used it successfully in an extreme case of intestinal blockage. I wouldn't mess with it.
@WeirdExplorer3 жыл бұрын
hm.. interesting, I didn't know that the flowers were edible. At least there is some use to it then
@richardportman89123 жыл бұрын
I don't mess with that plant. I might try and cook a blossom or two, just to see how they taste. I think it is not a food plant.
@karenmontgomery76552 жыл бұрын
We've cooked and eaten the blossoms as well. They truly do taste like any other squash blossom. We were also careful to only harvest the male blossoms, not the female ones with the baby fruit attached.
@sandstorm66053 жыл бұрын
Ahh the stink gourd. Yeahhh...we don’t eat those. Hell, we don’t even touch those. Edit: As kids we may have thrown them at one another...
@WeirdExplorer3 жыл бұрын
that's the best use for it
@sandstorm66053 жыл бұрын
@@WeirdExplorer Oh by far
@joshuarichards80653 жыл бұрын
Sounds like my childhood too lol.
@Grizzlox3 жыл бұрын
I was looking for this comment. We had "grenade" fights with these
@dizasteroid73 жыл бұрын
Just don't step on the leaves. Mom won't let you back in the house. XD
@JimmyJoeization3 жыл бұрын
One of the only videos I looked at more than once. I like your style and humor.
@evilcanofdrpepper3 жыл бұрын
I thought that we as a society already learned the lesson "don't eat soap" from the tide pod challenge...
@damianlopez76303 жыл бұрын
You are Remarkable. Very Intelligent and Precise. Thank You again.
@ambulocetusnatans3 жыл бұрын
The species name "foetidissima" kinda tells you all you need to know.
@peterconway65843 жыл бұрын
Indeed.
@thestrangegreenman3 жыл бұрын
It's the rottenest! (R)
@grandbean90313 жыл бұрын
Foetid AND dismal. Perfect.
@marialiyubman3 жыл бұрын
😂 I’d like a top ten of that species.
@Mattinvent33 жыл бұрын
No not really that just sounds like every other plant name to me is there something im missing
@miskee113 жыл бұрын
gardens sell these things as part of a mixture of decorative gourds and pumpkins. they last for a very long time. you can also use them as rattles when they dry up lol.
@nferraro2223 жыл бұрын
Need to sell a T-shirt that says "I'll Eat It - I Ain't Skeered!" There is a big difference between Edible and Tasty:)
@Verlisify3 жыл бұрын
"Let's try these seeds" *western music stops*
@cezarcatalin14063 жыл бұрын
**masochistic music proceeds**
@user-uf7kl4dh7j3 жыл бұрын
@@cezarcatalin1406 well that took a turn
@santiagolazo68003 жыл бұрын
I bit into one of these last year out of curiosity. Regretted it for the next two hours couldnt get the toxic taste out of my mouth tastes exactly like something you shouldnt put in your mouth. great video friend!
@tsarmi98643 жыл бұрын
Omg I remember the osage apple seeds, and how they made the floor sticky. Hilarious. I love that you painted a gourd. Thanks, like usual for teaching us.
@sandysani60453 жыл бұрын
The funny thing is that when you eat something you like ( in other videos) you have a very disgusted expression on your face, but when you eat something that you really don't like you smile! You are indeed out of the ordinary!
@damianlopez76303 жыл бұрын
Use air wind to cause fibres to fly away while the heavier seeds fall to bottom. Like how wheat and rice are sifted...yes??? Blow the chaff out. ☺
@samrichardson83883 жыл бұрын
What a twist! I never would have expected you to paint it like an unripe gourd!
@christopherbrand53603 жыл бұрын
You could have just titled this: “Oh... NO! No, no, no, NO!” Sadly, some plants are not good to eat.
@k8eekatt3 жыл бұрын
After noni ketchup we might need to see if this will.....never mind.
@pepre75943 жыл бұрын
@@k8eekatt that is what I like to call "spiced soap", tastes like onion and death
@sdfkjgh3 жыл бұрын
9:26 Suddenly getting very strong HowToBasic vibes.
@pattheplanter3 жыл бұрын
I was really hoping for 10 minutes of cat playing with gourds when I looked at the timer.
@zachb80123 жыл бұрын
You have a commendable commitment to eating things for which the consensus agrees are inedible.
@SenHai3 жыл бұрын
I feel bad for all the suffering this gourd put you through. :P But it was entertaining.
@draw4kicks3 жыл бұрын
This was an incredibly entertaining video, really enjoy your sense of humour man keep up the good work!
@PeteofHartainia3 жыл бұрын
The trick to keep away pests makes alot of sense. My dad used diluted Murphy's oil soap in a sprayer to remove scale and aphids from plants. The oil prevents the insects from breathing and the residue is inedible for them. The oil also doesn't inhibit the plants functions.
@TheGooseIsLoose90003 жыл бұрын
The horror music when you were getting ready to eat the fruit makes me want to watch horror videos now.
@SnarkNSass3 жыл бұрын
Sorry i missed it last week. Glad i caught it today. I'm laffin and feeling bad for you and laffin!!😂😂💖💖✌ You got your paints out! Art imitates life imitates art.✌🖖
@ernierosas84223 жыл бұрын
I think the seeds had the after taste because u tried to clean them in the water with the little bits of flesh. U should have picked off the seeds without the water after sifting it through the colander
@haze66473 жыл бұрын
"Blame somebody else if you get poisoned, don't blame me" Ok, I will blame rowan then.
@shawnkay54623 жыл бұрын
🤣🤣
@richardportman89123 жыл бұрын
Back to the gourd patch. I was keeping an eye on those coyote gourds because they are so cool and interesting. They have beautiful flowers that look just like our garden squash flowers. They are "totally badass " and interesting. They have bees and other insects. Today i want to tell about how the squirrels ate them. They waited until they were ripe, about the size of an orange, but when they were still green. Coyote gourds.
@gucciman43803 жыл бұрын
This was great wholesome content haha! Great video jared I liked this one alot. Your humor is great.
@richardportman89123 жыл бұрын
Cool to see these. They grow here. Ground squirrels eat the seeds. Super cool plant but not people food. Glad your cat likes them.
@RubikRocksMinecraft3 жыл бұрын
I actually got some of these from someone! I was told you need to eat these when they’re super small. Got them from an organic permaculture farmer. I also was told they’re good for keeping pests away as a companion crop.
@Loserfr3 жыл бұрын
Hello Jared. At 12:10, maybe you could use a fan to blow the fibers away while you throw the seeds in the air.
@pattheplanter3 жыл бұрын
Very hot water removes saponins much more effectively than cold water. You can concentrate the soapy saponins from some plants by boiling them up then leaving it to go cold, The saponins separate out. Did you know that some Baja Californian natives would eat pitahaya cactus fruit then recover the seeds from their faeces and roast and eat them?
@Gnomgnash3 жыл бұрын
mfw this popped up in my recomendations a couple of seconds after being posted
@scottr2913 жыл бұрын
Same
@cezarcatalin14063 жыл бұрын
Your profile picture... we could make a religion out of this !
@Killersnake4323 жыл бұрын
I always wondered how these tasted since they grow pretty often around here and even in the alleyways here. As well I do remember as a kid me and friends used to throw these at each other... Good times.
@afeathereddinosaur3 жыл бұрын
I wonder why the cat got interested in that stuff, I mean, my dog has no interest in an apple unless I pierce it and let some juice out, upon which she just eats the thing whole.
@Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma3 жыл бұрын
🤣
@AlexQarakh3 жыл бұрын
My cat has played with a potato so I'm not surprised
@pallavidutta96213 жыл бұрын
@@Wolf-Spirit_Alpha-Sigma username checks out
@JediFarce3 жыл бұрын
"On next week's episode, backyard mushrooms, are they edible?"
@Aqua_Toad3 жыл бұрын
These are everywhere where I live in Cañon City. It's fun to see you explore them. They're completely treated as garbage around here.
@jordanbonanno38333 жыл бұрын
He said have you ever just gone under your kitchen cabinet and took a swing of whatever was under there? Um no sir I have not.
@Honeybadger7 Жыл бұрын
Thank you for the information. Just came across it on my hike today.
@realblakrawb3 жыл бұрын
I think this is the most animated ive seen you. You cracked me up a few times.
@ddewittfulton11 ай бұрын
I was thinking about early tribal settlers, perhaps the Chumash in my region, coming along and finding long patches of these suckers and thinking, "hey, these are easy to catch!" and then the disappointment that would follow. I wonder if they had a gjy they always blamed this sort of thing on. "Oh, nice job, Neil! Good work locating the 'stink fruit'!"
@SpaceCase1003 жыл бұрын
Jared is like the AVGN young more chill cousin, the Un-Angry Fruit-Eating Nerd
@aza88003 жыл бұрын
You're so right lol
@voicelessglottalfricative65673 жыл бұрын
I like how Jared isn't even completely sure if it's edible but just decided to try it anyway
@rcleveringa653 жыл бұрын
In the book Prairyerth by William Least Heat -Moon He writes a nice section on this gourd, Lots of details.
@sleepyoldtiger3723 жыл бұрын
Extra thumbs up for the cute cat vid at the end!!! 👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼👍🏼
@jackiehammond61682 жыл бұрын
I found this because I was curious about the edibility of gourds after reading a passage in the book of 2 Kings 4:38-44. In this passage, there was a famine in the land of Gilgal, so they used wild gourds to make a stew, but in order to temper the bitterness, Elisha added flour to the pot and they were able to stomach it.
@WeirdExplorer2 жыл бұрын
That's fascinating, thanks!
@abbilocke7363 жыл бұрын
That was a hilarious painting!
@stephen333 жыл бұрын
"Don't..Do This?!...." I love this guy.
@ConstantinaMatsikaKlossa3 жыл бұрын
That was SO entertaining to watch. I laughed so hard! For me it's b) throw it at someone. Use it as a weapon and it adds +2 poison damage.
@jackbarnhart73943 жыл бұрын
this is my favorite youtube channel
@riasatbinliaquat27993 жыл бұрын
When you had that goard in your fork , I was doing like Eat! Eat ! Eat ! 😂😂
@nikkireyesph3 жыл бұрын
Found a paper (Surfactant Properties of Saponins of Agave Durangensis, Application on Arsenic Removal by Gonzales-Valdez et al.) that contains instructions on how to remove saponins in plants. They soaked in alcohol to extract the saponins while stiring it at 30 rpm.
@bradthunderpants32833 жыл бұрын
Hey thanks for the resource on edible plants.
@puffinish3 жыл бұрын
This was really interesting! Also, here's a few ideas maybe for future videos. Would you ever be willing to try and eat a pitcher plant? Also, a video about acorns would be really interesting!
@vladimirputindreadlockrast8122 жыл бұрын
I remember that song from It's A Wonderful Life: "Buffalo gourds, won't you come out tonight? Come out tonight, Come out tonight? Buffalo gourds, won't you come out tonight, And dance by the light of the moon?"
@Bubu5673 жыл бұрын
My uncle would eat everything. And I mean everything. And even he told me buffalo gourds can't be eaten. He made soap out of them. That's it. It's not food. So much misinformation out there, or maybe people with non-functioning tongues, but no, the unripe version can't be eaten. Maybe it's not poison... but it sure tastes like poison.
@NayrbRellimer3 жыл бұрын
If I decide to grow wild ozark gourd (Cucurbita pepo subsp. ozarkana) I could ship you some fruits in varying stages of ripeness and you could try them. If I get good results when attempting to leach out the bitter saponins and cucurbitacins from the young fruit, I could also send you some dehydrated flour from the fruits.
@CAMacKenzie3 жыл бұрын
These things (AKA wild pumpkin) grow in the hills near me (Los Angeles). One Haloween I took a big one (about the size of a softball) and made a Jack-o'-lantern out of it. I had to wash my hands and tools VERY WELL afterward. I don't think I've ever tasted anything quite as bitter.
@morgellon94493 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd see someone eat one of those things. But I'm not surprised it's this guy.
@ramoncgtc3 жыл бұрын
Love how you eat exotic fruit that I never thought it existed.
@SavageGreywolf3 жыл бұрын
it's not poisonous. It just becomes super super bitter. As an old mushroom manual I used to own said: "Edible but YUCK"
@boringjoe39273 жыл бұрын
“I’ve painted it to look like an unripe buffalo gourd” ahh yes what an imagination!
@jamiecurran3544 Жыл бұрын
Ah this episode brought back nostalgic childhood memories of having my mouth washed out with soap when caught swearing!😭🤣😂👍
@NamelessKing15973 жыл бұрын
4:17 music was a nice touch
@Shortdraw013 жыл бұрын
Haha! That’s dedication to your craft. Ask your boss for a raise.