"Build a Walmart"

[@Alpine1]

Had to make a special video for video number 100

[@omnikennylol]

build Target

[@iamarizonaball2642]

Make a furry convention

[@ACE_IS_BASED123]

Give it 1970’s downtown Houston parking

[@celerywv]

I know im like 3 hours late to this but you should build a golf course close to the mountains with pine trees lining some of the holes. I can DM you pics of what I am talking about if you would like. Keep up the great work on the city, it is absolutely stunning.

[@patefreeman1106]

Even though it a joke tbh the city should maybe have the presence of a few major corporations maybe Canadian ones due to it history usually. A city this size will lead to more larger company’s trying to open up shop even if it a simple as a office.

[@georgepig7362]

Not enough parking

[@Cosmik60]

Yeah, you can still see stuff at render distance

[@JackAttack2509]

Not enough lanes

[@_Blazing_Inferno_]

Replying so this becomes the top comment of this video

[@Chlrintruc]

Exactly my thought. There is an absolutely significant deficiency of parking spaces. The people need to park.

[@jakehh2010]

Definitely not enough parking, ummm I don't think the Americans can fit their massive cars with that little parking space😐

[@sussysimon]

Now build a 24 lane highway

[@SpookCS]

This right here is what the national park needs 🤤🤤🤤

[@shuttlethefox6042]

USA USA USA!!!!

[@dylanisntvibing]

Right through the middle of the downtown and neighborhood area, classic American architecture!

[@thedapperdolphin1590]

And then continually update the map with even more lanes until It’s just a highway

[@unoriginalname3442]

Don’t forget the 2 inch bike lane on the side.

[@Auroral_Anomaly]

>No time wasting. >Straight to the point. >No fancy editing. >No cringe intro. This is an awesome video.

[@iiDTC]

Literally

[@orchid12347]

Sim amigo

[@the_reaperr_165]

>Includes a Walmart

[@sofiaflorina]

Bro is based

[@martinalexis7494]

>refuses to elaborate >drops mic >gone sexual

[@Roxyn_was_taken]

Build a Target

[@jakethepro4335]

Lol

[@Jakeviz_]

Fr

[@chickenpotbiebro202]

please

[@internetname6210]

Step by step it will turn into America

[@penewoldahh]

Gotta avoid having a monopoly

[@den12_]

Nice, now build it giving birth.

[@mustardsandwichmustardsandwich]

how

[@notSkyhits]

Dear god...

[@tahunuva4254]

Now build it getting a job at Target

[@rainflea]

We need this.

[@lewis9s]

Now build it petting a dog

[@GoldenTV3]

That high speed rail is disgusting. A 26 lane freeway should be there.

[@Chicky_Lumps]

High speed rails are A-OK as long as they are exorbitantly expensive to make and have no good small scale transit options at the stations, so no one uses them anyways. (Welcome to California.)

[@GoldenTV3]

@@Chicky_Lumps And Texas

[@AudiDevv]

Now build cartoonishly wide highways that cut through mountains instead of just making tunnels

[@jonlyn8372]

Making tunnels cost more money

[@thereallifter5318]

@@jonlyn8372 Building roads destroys more nature

[@theloop-ist]

@@thereallifter5318 taking a step puts you forward

[@budgetcommander4849]

@@jonlyn8372"hey can we not destroy our nation's natural beauty" "but it saves money"

[@diamondsimon020]

@@budgetcommander4849beauty isn't necessary for advancement

[@Ben-rb1zd]

Amazing video... now build an airport

[@Alpine1]

Work in progress! Stay tuned

[@WhoAgainQM]

​@@Alpine1 Aint no way

[@thesingingchef29]

@@Alpine1 What!!!!! Please build an airport I beg you!!!

[@Ezra.The.American.Patriot]

he is chill,@@thesingingchef29

[@thesingingchef29]

@@Ezra.The.American.Patriot I always like to add to the excitement

[@ColbyClinePenholders]

All it needs is twice the parking lot and half the cars

[@ballisticmallard2125]

Now build a Costco

[@jakethepro4335]

Lol

[@ashleyhamman]

with a Sams Club across the street

[@Nameguy2]

costco supremacy

[@penewoldahh]

With $1.50 hot dog

[@vsmg1877]

Include long lines for the gas station

[@lemmonaade]

That Walmart is beautiful man... build another.

[@fifervonpiper6707]

Now bulldoze the lowest income neighborhood in the city and build a 4-lane road through it, with a Target on one side and the residential area on the other side.

[@dylanisntvibing]

Detroit 😃

[@jonathanmangum4347]

only four lanes? those are rookie numbers

[@xdn22]

4 lanes is pathetic, you need at LEAST 16 lanes of car traffic with at least 1 extremely thin painted bike lane in the middle of the 120km/hr gigahighway

[@thegoodboy4699]

@@xdn22 painted bike lanes, are you crazy? costs way too much, just put up a sign

[@jonathanmangum4347]

@@xdn22 haha based

[@Cosmik60]

Now build an IKEA

[@kauby69]

an INFINITE IKEA

[@peppidesu]

@@kauby69isn't that just every ikea... always get lost in those things

[@SnowMexicann]

@@peppidesu Maybe your ones are different but we have arrows and maps in the one near me, you have to be a real idiot to get lost in there.

[@tihoprskalo7719]

@@peppidesu 🤣🤣🤣🤣👍🏻🖖🏻

[@AntiMemeslay4r1.]

I actually didn't think you'd make a *Walmart*

[@Kitsune_Shirotsuki]

Now build a sprawling multi-level wide highway just by the most crucial part of the city, ofc without any reason

[@theachilles96]

Love the April Fools joke

[@theonebman7581]

"Nice of Walmart to provide these Walmart beverages in return for us saying 'Walmart' so many times"

[@cdvideodump]

"Eh, Luigi?"

[@whitehalll]

Now that your beautiful city is slightly less beautiful in exchange for convenience... how about a Spaghetti junction interchange: a perplexingly massive, convoluted highway interchange with numerous overpasses, underpasses, and ramps in a chaotic mess.

[@samwallaceart288]

I deadass spent 50 minutes on the same 300 yards near Pittsburgh downtown without leaving the car once.

[@zmo2163]

Oh em gee!!! 🎉

[@fintanbochra]

I’ll like your comment since no one else did, even though you willed this video into existence

[@samuelspace101]

The legend in the flesh

[@herbert_shnerbert]

Why not go all the way? You will need: - 1 Costco - 1 Target - 1 IKEA - 1 Sams Club - 1 Home Depot - 1 Abandoned shopping mall - 0 or 192 Dollar Generals (depending on where this is) - RV Park - RV Dealership with flag larger than the RVs themselves - Random "worlds largest _____" roadside attraction - Golf courses that are watered throughout the dry summer - Car dealerships taking up the most valuable land - Abandoned downtown except for random antique store, as well as banners that say "Historic [insert town here]" - 26 lane highway in gridlock - Perfect grid of overly wide, dangerously high speed roads that are dotted with McDonalds, Exxon stations, and mattress stores - 5 parking spaces for every parking space

[@zchilton9874]

you forgot the entire roadside being coated with gas stations, with lots if strip malls

[@adoge1175]

Now, build 20 gas stations on a 13-lane arterial road with no sidewalks, bus lanes, or cycling infastructure

[@bigsyrup8567]

Public transit and bicycles are for minorities and homeless “people”, get dabbed on.

[@Mr_Valentin.]

Imagine a 12 lane highway piercing through 😍

[@nobodymissesphilofthefutur8237]

Seems too walkable add more cars

[@bigsyrup8567]

This but unironically.

[@HarmanjeetSingh-ee3xr]

Nice building, now build a infinite Ikea

[@skyboimc]

this could catch on as a trend. imagine a travel montage and someone just says "this place looks like it needs a walmart"

[@hihellothere9569]

That's TikTok rn

[@naturally_rob]

This video is absolute perfection.

[@fellow9939]

Good now we need a target, a costco, a mcdonalds, some wider 12 lane roads to handle all the traffic and at least three times more parking

[@cubirk]

now one more lane bro, it will fix trafic bro, its going to be so rad bro please bro just one more lane

[@bigsyrup8567]

Bro please, just more busses people will totally get on the cattle car full of minorites instead of just getting a car bro c’mon

[@cubirk]

@@bigsyrup8567 wait are you against cars or not? Your irony has gone off the rails i cant process it anymore

[@conscripthornet4430]

@@cubirk He was being genuine, the non-chalant racist remark makes it feel 100% genuine lmfao.

[@cubirk]

@@conscripthornet4430 damn we got a caren in the comments

[@randoguy7488]

The Walmart is accessible by other modes of transport other than by car. That's highly unrealistic. The distance to a residential neighborhood is also quite concerning.

[@Peter28148]

for a second I tought you were going to say like a "but this its how I did it" or something like that but still amazing

[@Notpies]

Man, Those building look so beautiful... Build a highway

[@Val-br8se]

"Build a walmart" gives the same energy as "draw her pregnant"

[@mihagjura_clovek]

Bulid industry part full of smoke, railway system without overhead wires and large apartment buildings

[@heocon0541]

This is beautiful... build a Chuck E Cheese's establishment.

[@hopin8krzys]

Now build a football stadium, with absolutely no mass transit connections, no paths leading to it, only a gigantic parking lot, about 20 times bigger than stadium itself. Of course, for realism, it should be american football

[@UnfilteredEssays]

as a pure blooded, american flag waving, eagle screeching, hamburger eating, southern american, this walmart is beautiful and is what the city has been missing now build a walmart supercenter

[@louisnall3102]

Beautiful yet accurate. Very dystopian.

[@Chiracingfan]

How is that accurate lmao😭😭😭

[@louisnall3102]

@@Chiracingfan the Minecraft Walmart is accurate to an actual Walmart.

[@Chiracingfan]

@@louisnall3102 yeah no lil bro, never been to America I see

[@louisnall3102]

@@Chiracingfan I live in America.

[@Chiracingfan]

@@louisnall3102 yeah that’s gotta be some bullshit

[@OfficialSaul]

Build a nuclear Chernobyl reactor, my grandpa helped taking it down

[@MilkieFeline]

I have seen the "video ends fakeout" trope so many times that the video actually ending feels like an even bigger fakeout.

[@trevordillon1921]

Is it bad that this does a really good job of putting the absolute comedic scale of a Walmart into perspective?

[@-.-...---7]

nature is healing...

[@sonicalex2536]

More lanes for the interstate

[@emeraldgltch]

Make an 8-Lane Highway.

[@ThirstySalt_Water]

nah, 26

[@Bolansss]

Justa tatted watching your vids and can't stop now. One of my favorite youtubers already

[@Ty420]

Now build a Ford dealership.

[@gangipengi]

Wow that Walmart beautiful man, build a 9 Lane Super Highway.

[@Sinthel-1]

So much countryside, build a factory

[@SlendStone]

Now all we need is to fit a dollar general on every block and it'll be accurate to real life!

[@johnperic6860]

Now, this is a real city. Now I can simulate riding my mo-ped across the 2000-foot parking lot from my 150,000 dollar bus-sized SUV to Walmart, like a true freedom-loving American.

[@friskycuber]

I just love how you can easily get around everywhere in this city… Now, make the city completely car-centric by expanding roads and parking lots, and eliminate public transportation 🎉😊

[@bigsyrup8567]

As it should be. Public transportation is for poors and minorities, ew.

[@billbiff]

That’s pretty cool! Now make an industrial district

[@dantekiwi7926]

now build a soulless suburb

[@SharpMagnets]

Looks like that place needs a ford dealership

[@elfish12345]

Gorgeous

[@bluefungi]

Build a wholefoods.

[@galaxykinggamer5082]

Not good enough, make a Costco.

[@maninthesnow4393]

In that parking lot is a extended ford 250 with the longest trailer you can buy. Parked across several handicapped spots

[@MelodyIV]

Now build a Burger King.

[@Glorious_Memes]

Eight lane highway through the middle

[@AshtonScripts]

Such a beautiful Walmart... now build a Walmart inside of the Walmart.

[@Astro_Cozmic]

Gave it a like. Straight to the point. No bs. And less than a minute.

[@ianpeters4365]

Now build it teleporting bread

[@AWMul]

Needs more arches :)

[@delinquentdining]

not enough interstates

[@AudibleFist]

Straight and to the point video, I give it a like!

[@Simplicity711]

Build the SpaceX Starship launchpad now

[@masterkiloren99]

Now it needs a dedicated freeway exit

[@tyw__]

Needs more parking and a McDonald's

[@Kaidescopoly-uy9ik]

wheres my gunstore AND mcdonalds! 🦅 🍔 🔫

[@snooper814]

now build a nuclear reactor in the forest

[@penguinscanfly5796]

now make 4 more lanes

[@FemboiMuffin]

Here, I think you dropped your crown 👑 You are amazing!❤

[@BricksNStufff]

Build a McDonalds

[@zentoa]

I rate this video 10 Walmarts out of 3 Costcos

[@ErikBuilds_official]

build an ikea

[@barisdogru6437]

Dude I'm so genuinely impressed I cannot describe it with words. Holy cow you're building a masterpiece! anyways build the moon only visible during nighttime with lighting that triggers via daylight sensors...

[@ivan-the-crafter]

you need to build a giant statue of Rick Astley. And if you get discouraged while building it tell yourself, you will never gonna give it up.

[@johnray854]

stright to the point Great

[@andikasujanadi]

Oh man, make a 10 minute version of this video please....

[@green29373]

Absolutely love the massive parking lot! Build 100 parking garages and a strip mall next!

[@jasonabraham-yt]

Could use a 4 level parking garage

[@Alpine1]

Too high density, lemme sprawl instead

[@joaoguilherme9034]

Build the whole city of Los Angeles, including every home, street.

[@ProfShibe]

replace the mountains with parking lots

[@crimsonhawk52]

That parking lot is WAYYYYY overutilized. Think of black friday, man!

[@Thatscrazybro84]

That’s a DAMN fine place to build an Oil Refinery.

[@ugaboga9829]

Not nearly enough parking, or bicycle lanes. Actually scrap the bicycle lanes.

[@redtsun67]

Nice now building a Kroger, a Costco, and three smaller local grocery chains to compete with it. Make sure to add enough parking to fill building occupancy. Those trees and mountains need to go!

[@edgarbanuelos6472]

Same energy as "this would make a fine place for a dollar general"

[@anxia-tea5846]

build a nuclear reactor

[@beazysaz]

Okay, that's cool. Now build a 10 floor parking garage behind it as well.

[@Emperor_Creeper]

Wheres the Mcdonalds?

[@divineautismo]

Maybe some colour/model variation on the cars and some open spots as well? and a spot for shopping carts of course :)

[@degebs7146]

Not car dependent enough

[@imienazwisko6150]

Now make a walmarket

[@Janingham]

That Walmart looks like it's from corporate dystopia

[@thedog5k]

LMAOOO I didn't expect to see such a gloriously hilarious, yet simple social critique from the minecraft community pop up randomly in my feed. Lovely.

[@GadzWolf11]

Splendid. Now put a vacant lot to one side so the Home Depot doesn't have to share a parkihg lot, as is tradition.

[@zachgaming_roblox]

That Walmart is beautiful man.... Now build a Food Lion beside it.

[@uh-ooooh]

Now this is the peak content I subscribed for