Building a Bastard: Cioccolata

[@amanul_2474]

Imagine the guy who attempted to kill his own daughter finds you disgusting

[@WHOTOOKMARSHFROMME]

Imagine the guy who has no problem selling drugs to kids finds you disgusting

[@CabeDubsOG]

Imagine the guy whose name literally means "the Devil" finds you disgusting

[@darkthunder301]

Imagine the man who burned down his home village finds you disgusting

[@theeskimogenie]

Imagine the guy who took his own mother out of prison, stitched her mouth shut, and sealed her still alive under his floor finds you disgusting

[@creamtastic2314]

Imagine the guy who had probably ruined millions of people's live and was the reason why DIO and all the other Jojo's having stands calling you disgusting

[@softwet2727]

Fun fact: Green Day has the same stats as Sheer Heart Attack

[@Vanilaroses]

What

[@Dull_Blade404]

So, "Green day has no weakness"

[@iosifstalin2501]

I didn't want to know this... Thanks

[@obuIisk]

@@Dull_Blade404green attack

[@AffyMoon]

Say it with me "Stand stats make no sense"

[@alainozonvolt]

Imagine being such a bad person that even the main villain hates how evil you are

[@shallowboi473]

If I become evil, I aspire to be this bad

[@wynterregulus4236]

@@shallowboi473 then you'll probably deserve a 7page muda

[@yinweebdefender5162]

@@wynterregulus4236 8 page mudA

[@LS9646]

@@yinweebdefender5162 pleas turn that 8 90°.

[@yinweebdefender5162]

@@LS9646 Poor Giorno having to scream MUDA for dat much, oh wait, GER can talk now-

[@TheAutistWhisperer]

For a minor villain he made a big impression.

[@chrishansen1842]

@Illuso HIIIIISSSSSSS

[@mikealangeloy]

I think that was the case for most of the villains in Vento Aureo, from Risotto upwards.

[@TheAutistWhisperer]

@@mikealangeloy Very true.

[@maru93-c1x]

I would be GLAD if he was the major antagonist Diavolo doesn't stand a chance against his evil and tainted soul

[@Raccon_Detective.]

Dude he's no minor villain he even got his own backstory.

[@solidskullz5736]

Ciocolatta is arguably more evil than diavolo. Diavolo mostly did what he had to but ciocolatta even at a younger age was horrid enough to coax old people into suicide and killing innocents with Green Day without a second thought. I can’t think of anyone better to receive the 7 page muda

[@Vanilaroses]

Yes

[@alias6676]

How about him reciving infinite death loop instead?

[@Vanilaroses]

@@alias6676 dude that would actually make sense

[@СтасШмелёв-з1я]

Did he have to bury his mother alive?

[@thefinalcrusader4250]

@@СтасШмелёв-з1я did he have to operate without anesthetic

[@miyoo_oon751]

Cioccolata's backstory kinda reminds me of a doctor who actually operated in Italy during 2011-2014. This man killed 12 people (old, defenseless patients who he deemed "unworthy" to be kept alive) overdosing them with morphine. He legit liked to call himself "L'angelo della morte" aka "The angel of death". He also had a lover/partner in crime who was a nurse at the same hospital... luckly this bastard was sentenced to life imprisonment

[@josesosa3337]

Life imitates art.

[@adisgustingdegenerate8311]

WTF GREEN BALL IN REAL LIFE

[@ukaszbaniak5897]

@@josesosa3337 May be other way round and this Italian doctor was darkly inspired by Golden Wind.

[@miyoo_oon751]

@@sage82719 sorry for the late reply, his name is Leonardo Cazzaniga. Not sure if you can find english articles on him but yeah

[@pantheman2842]

I hope some other inmate gave him a savage beatdown while screaming "useless!"

[@JayKaze]

Giorno genuinely hated Cioccolata so bad he even threw in a "wryyyyyyy" during the beat down. I don't think he's ever done that to anyone else.

[@aylmaoxdxddd5687]

He did it when fighting Ghiaccio too, in the car I think. Ghiaccio was about to break Mista’s arm but Giorno’s Golden Experience hit him with an attack rush hence the “wryyyyyy”.

[@JayKaze]

Ahhh okay, I forgot about that part of the fight with Ghiacco!

[@TheRatKing543]

Dude imagine if he had requiem then

[@ajminadhimi8985]

@@TheRatKing543 requiem is a power given to a person who is in need of a certain power in a situation when Polnareff's body was in a serious condition He got SCR with the ability to switch souls the purpose of SCR was to find a better body for him but it became berserk and giorno needed a power to stop the time skip and he got the power of resetting the attack to the 0 point

[@thehighground2014]

@@aylmaoxdxddd5687 so basically Giorno wrrys to anyone who hurts his boyfriend XD

[@uncreativeusername3772]

Imagine getting hated by the dude who -Sold drugs to kids -Almost killed his own daughter -Killed some members of the main cast (RIP :c) -Name literally mean “Devil” -Got infinite death Giorno...why not him instead?

[@lmao1660]

@@RiptidePen it's a rhetorical question

[@ackreikthecouncils.6449]

And he also burnt down his village

[@llewelynshingler2173]

2000 years of beatdown is a fair fate for him

[@edfaceeh7663]

And buried his own mother under his floor and killed his daughter for some magic metal and wood

[@llewelynshingler2173]

@@edfaceeh7663 Worse. His first murder attempt wasn't for the Arrow. He wanted anonymity, and feared Trish would compromise that.

[@Graywyck]

During Cioccolata's introduction, it's explained that he is obsessed with death, because it makes him feel like he is above other people. So, his stand gets the ability that activates whenever he literally gets to be above others (when others get to a lower altitude). Plus, Green Day, the band, gets it's name from Marijuana. And when you smoke marijuana you "get high"

[@elduquedelaburrimiento6092]

This coment is above other explications

[@martaolim3715]

And doctors when operating need to have they're hands above the waist, for them to not be unsanitized

[@Graywyck]

@@martaolim3715 I don't know much about medicine, so it seems like a bit of a stretch

[@thisKisbranded]

Beautiful

[@lordfelidae4505]

@@Graywyck no, it’s true. There are so many levels, half of which are definitely unintended.

[@TheRealGuywithoutaMustache]

Fighting Giorno: *Fighting Gold* Fighting Cioccolata: *Fighting Mold*

[@justsomedinosaur9440]

Fighting Bot

[@thesupershinymegagengar2034]

The Greatful Death: Fighting Old

[@Vox_Rhododendron]

Fighting White Album: *Fighting Cold*

[@NakaSemperi8479]

The Talking Head: Fighting Told

[@SunGodNika-bi2jr]

Beach Boys: *Fighting Pole*

[@spaserico2746]

FUN fact: "Rifiuti Generici" or burnable trash, in Italy is also called "Secco"

[@rubbish_cheese8783]

Didn't he his leg got ran over by a garbage truck? Haha lol.

[@rubbish_cheese8783]

Remove he uhh

[@SpeedKing..]

@@rubbish_cheese8783 you can edit comments now

[@a-dub6434]

Ba dum tss

[@djgardawubz1278]

as much as a bastard as he is, i love him as an antagonist. plus the amount of research that mustve went into his ability and how he uses it mustve been exhaustingly worth it. also i learned about swango a few times so it was exciting to see the comparisons

[@fugit1vegaming397]

I feel as though he was better than Diavolo in most cases

[@DMDarren]

He’s love to hate, emphasis on hate

[@jojocujoh]

i love him hes so nfbhhfghhh + i love his stand bc i love green day 😻

[@atijohn8135]

This guy lived in a society before it was cool

[@vovabars1234]

Surgeons rise up

[@michaeljones8495]

Eh, the various jokers lash out against society because it hurt them. Chocolate just killed the innocent.

[@LadyLime21]

"So far, no beatdown has surpassed Cioccolata's in JoJo" Diavolo's 9344128 death: "Am I a joke to you?"

[@rhyme3847]

yeah i mean he got the 11 page beatdown

[@philipludvigsen76]

You say the whole reason Secco isn't affected by the mold is because he wears his stand, but Cioccolata expresses curiosity on whether the mold would grow on Notorious B.I.G., suggesting that he wasn't actually aware of the stand immunity factor. I'd like to think he once tried killing Secco with the mold, saw he was somehow immune, and only then decided to work with him, neither one of them realizing how Cioccolata's stand affects other stands. That's my headcanon anyway.

[@anafu-sankanashi8933]

Wasn't secco the one who wondered whether b.i.g would be affected?

[@philipludvigsen76]

@@anafu-sankanashi8933 Yea Secco is the one who brought it up, but Cioccolata admits he hasn't the faintest idea

[@anafu-sankanashi8933]

@@philipludvigsen76 which JoJo Minor villain is your favorite? Mine is (part 7 spoiler for stand name and character) Axl Ro and his stand Civil War.

[@philipludvigsen76]

@@anafu-sankanashi8933 My favorite is another one from part 7, I really love Blackmore. His stand, his aesthetic, it speaks to me

[@anafu-sankanashi8933]

@@philipludvigsen76 really makes you wish he had more than 30 pages too himself.................

[@WestonEvans]

Bossu to Chocolata- “How’s your stand these days?” Please don’t worry sir. The whole thing is on the up and up. (holds back laughter) Bossu under breath- “You creepy little mother...”

[@rosariocervo8646]

or How is your stand these days? Green

[@maru93-c1x]

@@rosariocervo8646 or How is your stand these days? Moldy

[@adisgustingdegenerate8311]

Or How is your stand these days? Moldy Cum Jar

[@TheRatKing543]

Why couldn’t you just say boss

[@jojocujoh]

remember

[@haiacim9687]

I'd actually like to see Purple Haze vs. Green Day. Wonder how that would go.

[@sirsmellybottom7480]

I would imagine Purple Haze would win because its a lot more aggressive and combat oriented

[@AlmiGaslighter]

Sir Smellybottom Imagine Purple Haze’s virus and Green Day’s molds combined into one single attack

[@jaspertyler4557]

The thing is, Green Day has similar abilities to Purple Haze with increased range and control at the cost of being harder to activate. Green Day requires its target to move lower, while Purple Haze just has to infect them. So if it was a 1 v 1, Fugo would win by just having Purple Haze break a capsule on Cioccolata. The only way Cioccolata would win is by tricking Fugo to move lower down, which probably wouldn't work since Fugo is a genius.

[@jpphilosopher]

That should of happened. Unfortunately due to Araki’s poor writing skills and lack of creativity he wrote fugo out of the story instead of giving him the much needed actual fight he deserved.

[@jpphilosopher]

Sam o I know why he did it.

[@animefan77]

Make no mistake, DIO was evil from birth, but it was made worse due to suffering an abusive father that overworked his mother and disrespected her memory- leading to his murder, which while in the service of ambition, DIO was very traumatized by the experience that caused the insecurities of his being that drove his actions when not spiced with sadism. His crimes being heinous, but they had a valid reason for being so. Cioccolata on the other hand, apparently had a normal childhood and didn’t endure nearly what DIO did....yet he did those horrific things unprompted by trauma, motivated by pure curiosity of the most morbid taste. Cioccolata managed to out-evil the biggest source of evil in the series.

[@diegobrando3409]

Replace Dario with Dio's mother, we'd most likely end up with a rough around the edges kid that would probably pick fights with Jonathan once he's adopted but would ultimately come around and consider him a brother. We could spin the story that his mother ended up leaving Dario and one thing lead to another and George Joestar remarries to Dio mother giving Jonathan a sort of surrogate mother he never had, and George the surrogate father Dio never had. Dio could even have been his wingman and get him dates with Erina.

[@thegunnitgamer5716]

@@diegobrando3409 Just a thought on how terrifying that would be, assuming the Jostar line continues roughly the same, you get Star Platinum and The World ON THE SAME TEAM. This also means Dio could, in this potential timeline, train Jotaro on how to best use his stand, given Star Platinum and The World are effectively the same stand, outside of Star Plat's better stats. This also means Jotaro could teach Dio Star Finger and Star SUCC... OP as FUCK

[@HyperFlame64V1]

How the fuck was that Possible?? Ironic, the Son of GOD Struck him down in a Fury of 100 DIOs

[@aerospacex3239]

@@diegobrando3409 But if that happened then the only part that would come after that would be battle tendency because good dio wouldn't be in part 3 and 6 because those problems would be solved already.

[@mandalorianhunter1]

@@aerospacex3239 yeah, the only sure thing would probably be d Diavalo, getting the stand arrows and creating passione. Not sure if the Joestars would stands. Also no Giorno, Josuke, maybe Jotaro or Joylne.

[@justanotherbrickinthemachi6598]

I always thought Ciocolatta had that name because dark chocolate, which could be called a more pure form of chocolate due to having more cocoa concentration and being less diluted with other ingredients, is actually very bitter, and you have to put milk and sugar so it actually tastes sweet. This could reflect how Ciocolatta hid his true nature as a doctor so he could do all those terrible things to his patients. And also his relationship with Secco, the one person which Ciocolatta likes , is associated with sugar.

[@harunoshiobana2880]

cioccolata legit said "aye bro can you spare me even though i literally committed multiple violent crimes that would literally get me the death penalty"

[@iosifstalin2501]

Even if the death penalty was banned in the 90s in Italy they would still give it to him because of his atrocious crimes

[@justanotherbrickinthemachi6598]

Hey, tbf Giorno was the one that offered mercy to him. Also good luck trying to prove to a court of people without stands that this guy with no biological weapons on a helicopter killed a city with mold.

[@WestonEvans]

The best part was when Giorno was like “sure bro” while his dealies were growing inside his brain and then he was like “jk lol get fukt muda”

[@MatheusSantos-xp5lb]

Giorno:No Ciocollata, the same man who was responsible for the death of milions for the course of his entire life:OH MY GOD, YOU MONSTER, YOU'RE SO MEAN, HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TO ME AGAGAGGSGSVSB

[@harunoshiobana2880]

@@MatheusSantos-xp5lb millions is an overstatement but still doe

[@eggyolk6735]

Cioccolata was my favorite minor villain, and the Green day and Oasis arc is one of my favorite arcs in part 5(Second to grateful death and beach boy arc). Sometimes you want a morally grey, well fledged villian with a justified backstory, and sometimes you want disney villains on drugs!

[@eggyolk6735]

​ @Tornike Tvalchrelidze Yeah, I know. Jojo does not have a shortage of great minor villains and morally grey characters! But there's just a different type of fun watching maniacal, pure evil villains do evil shit and then get beaten up. That's why I like jojo, you have both interesting food for thought and Bizarre "Don't think about it" moments.

[@GreycatRademenes]

Me and my friends refer to it a *8-Animator Muda* since it was revealed that this sequence in the anime took 8 animators by its own to complete, so I consider it yet another upgrade.

[@ruchick6155]

Anim-8-or

[@truffledust9478]

2:40 Another thing to note, his hair also looks like the spike proteins (aka peplomer protiens) seen on spike viruses. This not only plays into the irony of Cioccolata being a doctor, but it’s interesting to note that some spike viruses (like influenza or covid); like green day’s mold spores, are airborne. (On a much simpler note, his hair also looks like mold spores which connects him to his stand for obvious reasons).

[@OGrupxe]

"Basket Case is a term used for something useless" Oh yeah, Giorno knows.

[@blokvader8283]

I love it when Giorno gives that final *"MUDA"*

[@Thegamelmao]

I think his ability is based on the fact that during a surgery doctors cant lower their hands cause it makes them unsanitized so they have to be always with their hands above the waist level

[@WestonEvans]

I’ve always wondered why they glove up in that same elbows down arms raised manner

[@justsogusto4979]

Araki's a fucking genius tbh

[@dripdemon3401]

Love you

[@u-thix2436]

@@dripdemon3401 I love him too

[@Elisandro2cool]

Oh! I had no idea! Insightful!

[@mandalorianhunter1]

Today I just found out Green Day has been around for 40 years. WTF?

[@grof6634]

WAIT FR?!

[@mandalorianhunter1]

@@grof6634 yeah I am like wtf

[@Vox_Rhododendron]

Ok so, I feel like there’s a few more connections to Green Day as a band. Notably songs like “Walking Contradiction” on the Insomniac album, which is a song about an abusive authority figure reveling in being a living contradiction and knowing nobody can do anything about it. Cioccolata is absolutely someone who revels in being a sadist and inflicting pain on others but as soon as the tables are turned on him, he freaks out. (See: his interaction with Giorno before being pummeled.) Also lines like “So deep you can’t run away” and “hit and run and then I hit you again” sum up his fighting style pretty well. Then there’s “Welcome to Paradise,” on the Dookie album. The meaning could be twisted into growing to love the chaos and agony around you, but that might be a stretch. Awesome vid, I was kind of hoping this one would be made eventually. (Edit: spelling lmao)

[@Vox_Rhododendron]

Also side note but we need a “The Beauty of Yotsuyu Yagiyama” vid. You can only delay him for so long.

[@Graywyck]

@@Vox_Rhododendron The song "She" from Dookie is about an abusive relationship and the lyrics to "Pulling Teeth" describe Secco, "For now I lie around Hell that's all I can really do She takes good care of me Just keep saying my love is true" Plus, Green Day had this infamous concert early in their career when they played on a stage filled with mud, and Billie Joe Armstrong put mud in his mouth and spat it out at the public. Just like what Secco did to Buccellati

[@Lavender_Fox]

also risotto directly calls doppio a "walking contradiction"

[@krism.6598]

Here he is, the man with no humanizing elements. None of the camaraderie of La Squadra, the love between Squalo and Tiziano, or even the odd relationship Diavolo has with Doppio. He keeps Secco more as a pet or slave than a partner and as soon as he’s dead Secco immediately repudiates any notion that there was any genuine friendship. A sadist who manages to make Kira’s paraphilia from the part before seem downright wholesome. On the whole Chioccolata seems less like a person and more like a sane man’s personification of pure thoughtless evil would be like. So essentially, he’s a human equivalent to the Dark Eldar from 40k, except even the Dark Eldar have the excuse of needing to torture and kill people to survive.

[@mandalorianhunter1]

Was waiting for this one. So glad Giorno whooped his ass. Giorno is the cure

[@eh9618]

giorno is love, Giorno is life, literally

[@chrishansen1842]

No actually The Cure belongs to- **gets shot**

[@carlosvelasquez331]

Ah master Zero what are your orders 👁️🦇

[@pancakecommanderandbowser2279]

Giorno is 049

[@mandalorianhunter1]

@@carlosvelasquez331 suck to give life

[@NeepNeepPohn]

The jester look makes sense when you look at Passione as a castle. The whole "Court of the Crimson King" idea

[@ZealOnWheels704]

hey i know PHF isn't really canon, but coming from someone who beat someone for 7 pages, using his stand to extend that beatdown for what might have been literal years in Ciocolatta's mind, the statement that purple haze's virus gives people the most painful death imaginable is so fucking terrifying

[@who101lol]

"I'll give u five suger cubes" he never did I cry every time Changing it back because of one person After 10 months i will change it back

[@desko2041]

Auger cubes bro? You got AUGER cubes my man?! Gimme some!

[@thefinalcrusader4250]

@@desko2041 Ayy this guy got auger cubes can I have some

[@desko2041]

The Final Crusader Sure man i got some

[@ivorreal]

@@desko2041 bro allow me to have an auger cubes please 🙏

[@BeanieGoth]

YUHHHH THIS MAN GOT A U G E R C U B E S

[@animefan77]

10:54- Though in turn, makes Secco even more ungrateful and ironically worse for insulting the man who had treated him fairly when no one else would (even though it was a weird S&M pet/master relationship). Making Secco look like trash as well who discards his loyalties and decisions at a drop of a hat.

[@pedrovidal5402]

This guy: "Ciocolata directly references multiple Green Day albuns and his stand's power perfectly reflects his personality, name and the band in which he is based on" Araki: Haha mold is green lol

[@roadblock8095]

this, he looks way too fucking hard to find meaning in the references when it just isnt there.

[@vinegardoppio8816]

@@roadblock8095 yes but no

[@elbruh3778]

@@roadblock8095 I don't really get your way of thinking.

[@callumbreton8930]

6:44. Did you not listen, at all?

[@Nagram_]

YES!!! I knew you would sooner or later do a bastard on Cioccolata, the guy even makes Diavolo feel disgusted. When the guy who wants to kill his own daughter so no one can interrupt him when playing Minecraft thinks you are a heinous human being... you know you are a bastard. He is one of THE BEST villains in JoJo history, who never overstayed his welcome, the perfect amount of time for a memorable character.

[@seangreen5876]

Part 5 had some of the greatest antagonists

[@synkieagda7620]

"Ciocolatta is a minor villain..." Wow I forget *that*

[@KomotoRaynar]

Easy to forget since Green Day and Oasis are the last Stands fought before shit goes down in the Coliseum. I'm trying to decide if this worth a Hail Caesar joke, but I'll let it go.

[@synkieagda7620]

@@KomotoRaynar please don't.

[@malcolmlloydandrileyproduc6451]

Nearly everyone dies!

[@sweranero9976]

I think you're reaching with the basketcase = useless definition. Diavolo didn't hate to use him because he was useless/ineffective, it was the opposite. Diavolo uses him as a nuke. A last resort that will absolutely 100% get the job done and then some, while also causing a ridiculous amount of collateral damage. Diavolo trusts him to kill anybody he needs killed, he doesn't approve of his methods and doesn't trust him to stop at just eliminating the target.

[@spacecadetkaito]

I always thought a basket case referred to an unstable person, not a useless person

[@sweranero9976]

@@spacecadetkaito This is correct.

[@jonathanyu9076]

5:09 can we just talk about how secco is packing an entire bakery?

[@dank_smirk2ndchannel200]

I actually wish it was Cioccolata that was given the infinite deaths rather than Diavolo

[@WestonEvans]

Tbf being crushed in the back of garbage truck is probably the worst death of all infinite deaths

[@ecchicharmed]

Cioccolata is legit one of my fave characters in JoJo. The way he uses his Stand, his funny but slightly off putting dynamic with Secco, his brutuality; you love/hate to see it. Also, I assumed his name and Stand had some correlation with germination, which involves mold, which you can on milk and...milk goes into chocolate sometimes. I dunno, I didn't exactly think that connection through. >m>

[@xmoore5659]

Something I think you should have mentioned about Doc Choc's Name. The first step to making chocolate is fermenting cacao beans, exposing it to spores, bacteria, yeasts, and acids to stop germination and change the internal flavor from the natural bitterness to a sweetener taste. The other thing is that the most popular form of chocolate is in the form of bars, which can usually be segmented into smaller pieces for sharing and making it last longer, similar to how Cioccolata segmented his body to last longer against Giorno.

[@browut644]

It's funny how I just finished rewatching the fight as soon as this was uploaded

[@kayden5495]

0:31 "Hirohiko Araki would top himself yet again"

[@LoganWH8]

Cioccolata was actually really lucky the one member of Bruno’s crew he took down early on was Narancia. Aerosmith’s rapid fire projectile attacks, explosives, and radar, all from long range seems like it would hard counter Green Day.

[@maxwell4508]

Yeah. Narancia just needs to stand around occasionally moving to keep the helicopter in range and just blast down the helicopter.

[@critica77y77]

The most evil bastard in the series except maybe Angelo.

[@HyperFlame64V1]

No, this guy was worse. Waaaay worse

[@RatBoyDunce]

Yo Angelo 🗿

[@pinguoindubg3607]

Uh ?.... YO angelo !🖐🗿

[@carlwebber4094]

Cioccolata and Angelo are the 2 most evil people in Jojo's not even any off the pillar men, Dio are as evil as them anyone else is child's play to the two of them

[@critica77y77]

@@carlwebber4094 The top 10 most evil people in JoJo: 10: Yoshikage Kira 9: Tamaki Damo 8: Alessi 7: Dio Brando 6: Diavolo 5: Secco 4: Terence D'Arby 3: J. Geil 2: Angelo 1: Cioccolata

[@terrortaste6389]

I always thought Araki named Cioccolata ironically not just as "chocolate is sweet and he isn't" but because chocolate doesn't really rot or get moldy.

[@huuuuuuh2057]

The thing I like about JoJo is that Araki takes the kind of characters who would have been made attractive and given a tragic past to excuse their actions in any other anime and rightfully frames them as the pieces of shit they really are.

[@ZornA.Mations]

In part 5 ( the anime at least) you have: Fighting gold Fighting old Fighting cold and the worst of all Fighting mold

[@telthio4003]

"No beatdown has surpassed Chiocolata's in Jojo" Until the Joshu vs. Toruu beatdown happens

[@destroyr7439]

a jobin or toruu beatdown would be amazing

[@dewo277e9]

@@destroyr7439 no, it has to be joshu and toru, that would close its development arc with a flourish and show all the development and maturation that has happened to it. Furthermore, Joshu and Toru are basically polar opposites. jobin has to either face gappy or his mother.

[@Casteformn]

@@dewo277e9 Furthermore, we would call such beatdown "The x pages Nut"

[@adisgustingdegenerate8311]

Joshuphobes are gonna cry when it happens

[@NepetasShippingWall1642]

Gabe Z. it's not as iconic though

[@r.nova1017]

I've been waiting to see this for so long :D! Ciocolatta is one of my favorite characters from Part 5 for how evil this mojo was.

[@DrSnegg]

Ciocolatta means chocolate Green day has an album named dookie Both of which are brown

[@ineedabetterpfp2485]

Can you make it now?

[@DrSnegg]

@@ineedabetterpfp2485 the only joke here is how no one realized what cioccolata did during his tenure as a doctor

[@Lucien_M]

Guys can we seven page muda this comment?

[@DrSnegg]

@@Lucien_M please do

[@WestonEvans]

I love Maybe for bringing this to my attention. I would’ve never made that connection on my own

[@tdpuuhailee8222]

Cioccolata's stand Green Day localization name should be Green Dawn and not Green Tea

[@Infected-Candies]

diavolo certainly picked some good people to keep his identity on a lockdown, though I wont lie the illustration you used of Cioccolata for the thumbnail was beautiful

[@death1392]

What if the pillarmen and rock humans are somehow related

[@death1392]

I understand that but as we know they have several different things from the past universe in a differsnt form in the new universe

[@death1392]

Just as we have the spin. So what if the rock humans are an alternate version of he pillar men

[@death1392]

@Quesel Slatches no problem plus its just a thought you know cause its jojo anything can be possible

[@death1392]

Yeah you do have a point but you have to be honest it would be an interesting concept

[@death1392]

Exactly lets go to araki and force him to make that a reality in part 9 XD

[@shiningjoot6369]

The only reason i got a little sad when he died was because of how much secco liked the sugar cubes

[@mengo329]

Now I wonder. Does the life energy from a life shot stack? Like does time get slower and slower with each punch? If so, factor in how slow things got for bruno from one punch, let alone seven pages of them

[@mengo329]

I also find it ironic how the doctor of the protagonist group ends up killing a doctor that does anything but heal

[@dapperblueberries9779]

Y’know someone is fucked up when the boss of the mafia, who burned his own town, wants to kill his daughter, and killed many people who opposed him, finds one of his own protectors as someone who is extremely vile and disgusting.

[@regularshowman3208]

I don’t actually think Secco was genuinely mad at Cioccolata. To me it read more as him filtering feelings of grief through anger as a coping mechanism. The two actually seemed to have a real bond.

[@the-postal-dude]

THIS, he wouldn't have reacted in such an excited way to the voicemail if he actually hated him.

[@momotose9384]

Finally started watching Shimoneta because of you saying it constantly and I love it lmao

[@thedangboi7198]

I like to think giorno's life shots were still in effect as cioccolata was being crushed

[@Gazing-09]

I really enjoy your vids depicting characters in dephts and even providing references and sources of inspiration behind said characters, or scene, or speech.

[@emanuelstornello8009]

Also cioccolato w e a r s A *T H O N G*

[@motto25]

Its strange, I dont really consider myself that big a jojo fan but for some reason I enjoy every single one of your stand/character breakdown videos. Each one brightens my day when I see it pop up in my notifications. Thanks for still doing what you enjoy!

[@Matasuh]

5:11 secco looking kinda thicc doe ngl

[@ShockInazuma]

I find it hilariously ironic that this bastard of a man's stand happens to have my favourite rock band name and how this man's name also happens to be my favourite type of treat.

[@thioyapnio7668]

Recommended for Building a Bastard : Tarkus J Geil Alessi Anjuro Katagiri Enigma Boys Diavolo Sport Maxx Donatello Versace Boom Boom Family Tamaki Damo

[@exterminator1044]

🙋angelo

[@ShatteredGlass916]

He has covered Tamaki Damo tho As a replacement, i vote for Poor Tom instead

[@thioyapnio7668]

or maybe Rubber Soul Secco Ojiro Sasame

[@tomatoisepic]

Ah Enigma Boy is actually named Terunosuke Miyamoto

[@thioyapnio7668]

@@tomatoisepic And i know that it just works on enigma was already made by Meti, but that doesn't change a fact that he was a scumbag who kidnap Josuke Mother, Koichi and Yuya for his own Sadistic Pleasure of Fear Fetish. Terunosuke even look like White Hair Tan Steely Dan

[@ricebun4669]

I was wondering when you'd make this one! Cool vid :) I thought that the SFX in the anime sounded different than normal beatdowns, so I'm glad you brought those up

[@solarsky7017]

My favorite character in jojo's and my favorite character in general even considering all anime i watched

[@male6089]

Jesus why

[@higashikyle]

man i love joshu from jojolion

[@ゲイの後ろの男]

Love how you just let the calm relax music and talk about a killer

[@Shinigami_Ramen]

Cioccolata was a really good villain in my opinion

[@Vanilaroses]

His stand is op af

[@WestonEvans]

Villains with no humanity are more of a force of nature at that point. Considering we were coming off the tail end of the BIG fight, the timing could e been better

[@Shinigami_Ramen]

Jeylani Colon it was strong but I think seccos oasis is stronger

[@skugo9542]

死神SHINIGAMI He was a good villain, but still a terrible person

[@jacobolausson2203]

11:55 One of his Patreons is called Doctor Homicide. Perfect for Chioccolatas personality.

[@seemoore9175]

cant wait for araki to make a whole manga volume of just a super long beatdown.

[@remito7839]

Imagine if this guy used his stand while being in an underground tunnel or something, making it impossible to get to him without being affected by his stand, he'd be nearly invincible.

[@conmenn858]

“Like Bruno’s corpse” -me who is like 5 episodes before this fight. - “w h a t”

[@UrFavSangheili]

Don't watch videos with obvious spoilers if you don't want to be spoiled

[@conmenn858]

@@UrFavSangheili yes because a video about cioccolata was obviously gonna have a spoiler about Bruno I should’ve guessed

[@UrFavSangheili]

@@conmenn858 You're the one who was watching videos fully exploring characters before finishing the part they're from. If you don't want to be spoiled don't watch videos talking about a characters role in the story when their arc hasn't even been completed at the time you're watching. I hope you've become more cautious with what videos you watch over the last 8 months and haven't spoiled yourself again. I mean really though, it's like watching part 2 to the pillar men, clicking on a video talking about Wamuu's role in the story and getting spoiled by what happened to Caesar.

[@conmenn858]

@@UrFavSangheili k.

[@conmenn858]

@@UrFavSangheili also you realize it was just a meme right, I already knew he died :/

[@AyAylinJJ]

So well researched. Such a joy to watch

[@thefanwithoutaface8105]

My dad loves Green Day, wonder how he'd react to knowing one of his favorite bands inspired a monster made of mold.

[@atlas4122]

I wanted to point out something. He is named after chocolate, which is usually seen as sweet and candy-like, but many dark chocolates are bitter and disgusting, showing the duality of Choccolata's attitude, being super sweet and nice to Secco, but bitter and vicious to Bruno's squad, as well as the rest of Rome.

[@Chritin]

Not going to lie, I love cioccolata. He is a horrible person, but I just find his relationship with secco you be extremely adorable.

[@DrHydra47]

He also was the guy who butchered the 2 hitman from the squadra di esecuzione group for trying find out the bosses identity

[@PuertoRicanRattlesnake]

Legitimately my favorite character in JoJo, yes I'm going to hell and I'll see you there

[@thefolklorecunt7679]

I mean my favorite is Secco so

[@chomchem9855]

My favourite is Gyro Zeppeli and maybe Jos8ke

[@Vanilaroses]

Koichi diego gyro and dio pt1

[@kyewiz02]

Jotaro and Bruno

[@snoivernk1021]

Mine are Diego And Giorno

[@jcplays5831]

Me and my friend literally use the joke “YOSH YOSH YOSH YOSH” with me being Ciccolata and my friend being Secco in that scene. It’s very funny

[@nkyfong]

Maybe you should do a character analysis on a character from Berserk. You seem like someone up for the job.

[@male6089]

Ikr

[@TheEvoluttion1]

i like his stand being melded to the ground because its like a sick irony that his stand cant ever leave the ground when he thinks hes above everyone

[@Colefivenumbers]

A man so evil even the boss was like “That guy is fucked”

[@almostpringles3508]

Goddamn imagine the dissapointment of parents who named him meant to be sweet

[@eh9618]

Ngl, we don't remember cioccolata for his actions, we remember him for his beatdown by giorno

[@KnownAsReal]

i remember him more for his actions

[@luchinopaws]

This was a great video! Cioccolata is one of my favorite characters for some reason. But I got to learn more things that I’d don’t know.

[@athenabaer3185]

green tea got rekt so hard, and I’m glad he did

[@Ramsey276one]

The dub naming is hilarious to me... Green Tea with CHOCOLATE? Is that good?

[@shrimpsnotfood4163]

this guy shouldve been GER along with a mirror so he can see is suffering face for eternity

[@alexanderkazantzis8019]

I’ve been wait for this

[@Mine0Taur]

Cioccolatta's relatable, man. I too have an autistic brother and like to film shit. One of the best JoJo characters tbh.

[@inspectorflowstop888]

I was waiting so long for this video, this is my favorite character and stand.

[@WestonEvans]

Just think, this would’ve been the purple haze fight had Araki not changed his mind halfway through writing.

[@onefpsgaming271]

I love how the anime ads things that were not in the manga but are totally welcomed like for example fugo’s mini scene when narancia died or the lesser known easter egg when jotaro and jeb are in a standoff in the desert and when jotaro goes to punch jeb they put a timestop distortion effect in the backround to suggest that jotaro stopped time for a split second to get the upper hand

[@denkerbosu3551]

"Araki would top himself" Is his stand the bottom then?

[@Ramsey276one]

MASTERFUL

[@Oldgeezershadow]

When the cronie is more evil than the main villain.

[@danboom2307]

I just going to say that system of a down would be more fitting

[@puppygirlasuka]

The localization name would be Down syndrome

[@electricburst0986]

Thanks for doing this after the dub