Building Bridges That Never Should Have Worked in Poly Bridge

[@minerharry]

This gives “we’ll burn that bridge when we come to it” a whole new meaning

[@lorenzsuelto]

I like the passive chaotic energy coming from DF

[@GatoNotHollow]

DF: this level was easy. Game: no, no that's not how you're supposed to play the game.

[@duke9532]

The way his mind work is clearly scary. That why I enjoy watching him so much.

[@hmmoran1]

Same

[@tomdagamerv2524]

best part is when his brain expands and he builds the most effective bridge with relative ease

[@zachnerdydude6605]

Best part is when his mouth expands and he builds the most effective laugh with relative emotion

[@DeadSandPulse]

When i thumbs up this game i always silently chuckle to myself knowing if he plays long enough hes gonna have to come back to do these underbudget for the secret levels

[@noah1535]

I dont think under budget will be df's problem, without breaking will probably be his problem

[@moonlitxangel5771]

@@noah1535 I mean that's the point. Underbudget is the same problem as without breaking cuz he can't do either with some of these and needs to accomplish both for the secret levels.

[@DeltaSquad5321]

DF is like "wait what did you just say? "

[@Mintzzz]

This is an abomination By that I mean these bridges are masterpieces

[@rhinestone2565]

Lol

[@tridking9744]

15 min of DF a day keeps quarantine depression away

[@immanuelkantstein756]

every true architect out there is cringing in this exact moment

[@CN-yb5gn]

Immanuel Kantstein wheeeee lets make ALL the cars fly

[@Wile1412]

You're acting like DF isn't a true architect, he's clearly the best in the buisness.

[@simly5189]

this game isn't exactly built for true architects lol

[@waterdog5100]

Immanuel Kantstein I mean the physics do work differently (I’m an engineer) But it is just an indie game

[@gebs123]

Are you saying true architects don't hang hydraulics from rope?

[@themeeze298]

I just watched one of his videos he made and literally heard him laugh for the first time. The video was called “Stardew Valley Marring Lewis” I think and while he was marrying him, he chuckled. I literally celebrated like it was the 4th of July

[@AntjedePantje]

It happens every now and then, and it's always a gift from the gods 🙌🏼 Someone made a compilation of DF laughing btw, it's very precious 😂

[@themeeze298]

AntjeDePantje 😂😂 OMG thanks!🤣

[@federicoislab]

Tip: Wood and Steel weigh nothing, the joints are what matter So getting lotsa small pieces with many joints gives a lot of weight

[@angeldog4091]

I just recently started watching your channel and your voice is....Amazing

[@postminchoppa]

agreed, a reason i keep watching tbh

[@Camothor10]

The Canadian accent makes it better to

[@ladyDaniellewomen]

DF: The bridge leaves before the car gets on it.. Me: Yeah.. i hate it too when my bridge leaves EDIT: I never thought that this got so many likes thank you guys

[@yeeyee1325]

Gash darnid Timmy, ya scered the Bridges of ageen! Thisis the lehst taime i takin u huntin again!

[@zedantXiang]

When you bridge a bridge so good that it leaves your basement because it can support itself.

[@zanklancnim3661]

I also never gave a flying fuck about you, you fucking bridge dont come crying back because you chose to live. I knew i shouldn have made you

[@puffel8145]

@@zanklancnim3661 how old is your bridge? If you want to get rid of it and have fun stop vaccinating it! If it's already an adulte then.......I dunno... mix something into it's Drink? COOK soMETHing special for it...

[@jmleonard07]

It's finally moved out

[@thevortex1904]

Honestly I just want a video where df breaks down laughing

[@ladyDaniellewomen]

Omg yea, same!

[@charlieblair4350]

He just doesn’t seem to do that. It’s so special when he actually does laugh a little

[@thevortex1904]

@@charlieblair4350 but imagine a big laugh

[@aminated7027]

I wonder if he's done that already but just cut it out

[@thevortex1904]

@@aminated7027 he doesnt edit his own videos probably so i woulsnt be surprised if he asked to cut it out but i dont think he has played many games that can do that

[@5centdrip847]

Accurate representation of DF "I'm not crazy, I'm insane"

[@burningclaw8643]

10:41 I think that was a giggle. DF's becoming more human every day.

[@thegrammarcrusader4085]

He's already very much human.

[@qaday123]

No, we can’t loose him after all this

[@zachnerdydude6605]

According to ancient myths and legends, he _sometimes_ would laugh while playing raft and farming simulator

[@burningclaw8643]

Hmm.... perhaps he's more human than we thought.

[@qaday123]

Daylight Damn that new jam-toast making hardware firm!

[@Divine-q5w]

DF's voice is the greatest thing ever

[@Kmwildride]

"needs a little bit of work" - DF's YT channel slogan

[@SephDark18]

Ah, I hate it when I have to smack into another car to get to my destination.

[@courtneyhau8862]

slightly more emotion with each episode

[@puffel8145]

Yeah...they should really reset him. I think he got a virus...

[@ernestlam5632]

Drinking game. Drink whenever he says "I can't believe that actually worked"

[@louisdellalucca8969]

Best part is when he laughs. Even if it's a subtle chuckle

[@mattevans4377]

"....I never have to work this hard....". DF is Deadpool confirmed ;)

[@samueltrawick1188]

I love when he like actually laughs it’s so fun to hear him be so happy about something it’s funny! Dangerously fun

[@crazycrash1157]

Asking DF to say “hello everyone” for his intro until he finally does (#8)

[@samuelconnell4609]

I too miss his optimistic starts

[@nimrodgrosu9987]

crazycrash115 yesss

[@aikomaliako]

I’ve seen comments about that like a year ago and I’ve been asking him for like two weeks (along with some other people) I’m not sure now lol

[@Alue14]

The only thing that i find surprising, is that he doesn't rage after the 15th attempt of creating that bridge! This guy must have the patience of an angel! A lesser man would've given up at the fourth of fifth try!

[@kevinleugan6037]

I like how DF has long since given up on building an actual bridge. They are now all single use slingshot/ramp crash test contraptions. Quality engineering.

[@perhaps.sallad]

Hey man!! I really love your content!! I wait everyday for an upload and it’s well worth it when it happens. You make me smile and laugh all the time, and it really helps!! I have been watching since your Stardew Valley tips and tricks series! I love you and your content and keep up the good work!

[@digitaldritten]

When you have to stop watching a DF video so you can watch a DF video

[@sinfulwrath666]

Ah... the only weakness to DF's humor to kick in. I love hearing DF laughing.

[@VoidAlien]

The fact that those bridges worked is Poly just a concidence

[@evas8797]

This looks soooo hard but you always finish the levels🥺😅

[@sadist698]

It's not hard, just the bridges that he build looks hard to believe

[@hypo7351]

Sadist If you try to build all the bridges by not going over budget and not having the bridge break while completing the level, it is kind of hard. Especially since one little tweak can be the difference between a bridge working and a bridge completely falling apart

[@tobycat5799]

Dude. I love your content. No1 else can make it so entertaining

[@jmleonard07]

surprising how dangerously funny hasn't found a way to plant dynamite and launch the cars to the other side

[@problame2249]

I saw a video with someone else playing this game and I didn’t realize the intended point seems to be to take it seriously...

[@Camothor10]

Yeah my school used this game to teach basic physics but this is better

[@austinelsen1117]

I literally could not care less about architecture, bridge building, and/or hydraulics, but there is something so fascinating about this game ???

[@l.i.a.m.b]

You're the only KZbinr that talks fast enough that I don't watch at 1.5x speed

[@xnoyt8516]

Oh, cool. I'm not 4 days late

[@AitkrapooYT]

6:36 have I ever told you the definition of insanity?

[@beans-after-dark348]

KZbin rewind 2020 should just be a compilation of Df laughs

[@fluffydome2934]

10:41 wow DF.. Never seen u laugh XD

[@ThisIsArty]

Wait i thought you hit a million long ago?!

[@brandonhoward5322]

I love your voice for some reason that makes me laugh a lot maybe it's the pitch or just the way you say things..Please do some more animal crossing too

[@iansucladen1601]

DF, if you like this game, I highly recommend Bridge Constructor Portal. It literally have portals!!

[@memetech-]

So glad these are self driving!

[@ketsuekikumori9145]

"Does it have to be consistent? Nope." Imagine that as an actual engineer motto.

[@ch3shire_kat]

When car crashes are elevated to an art form...Remember: DF doesn't make mistakes, he has happy accidents ;-) oh, and the bridge leaving reminded me a whole lot of the swivelling staircase in a certain magical castle

[@deluxxyfan7tristanwood961]

a bit of a tip is that the physics change a tad at 3x speed compared to 1x , so maybe the bridge problem was the physics getting doinked by 3x speed

[@Mawirick]

10:41-10:42 did anyone else hear that small chuckle 9:15- 14:50 he just needed more coffee

[@jetovendraws1220]

Nice

[@mrrandom2406]

Jet Blaze E

[@di5963]

i love it when my bridges colapse or not based on rng

[@Kevin-ep8sy]

Ok lapis

[@swordsmancs]

DF is the definition of chaotic neutral

[@joanesmrminecraft]

6:09 Ah yes, the Schrödinger bridge.

[@plushiestbirb]

tip: each car has different weight so it might change when they go across the same bridge

[@lildumbashuwu7319]

Who else is surprised that he kinda didn’t rage, as far as I know, I’d rage in the last one XD

[@drakohyena9672]

When df finds out that there’s a secret world that you unlock without any of your bridges breaking

[@rainbowprism6242]

You really need to play "Good Job!". Pretty much game made exactly for your thinking process.

[@unnamed3378]

nice video as always

[@Return_To_Sender]

What mic do you use to record?? It's quite crisp and clear

[@Ben53]

Do a collab with Blitz Please!!!

[@sadist698]

Blitz - 2.6m s Df - 0.8m s Yeah dreams

[@Ben53]

What does m s mean

[@sadist698]

Mmmmmmilion subs

[@Ben53]

Elliot Johnson I know but it is awesome when they do collab

[@collin2097]

a tip for you weight is not calculated by the material but by the amount of yellow dots there is. (construction points) so try using wood and spam a frick ton of dots

[@OddWorlderer]

The bridge leaves before the car gets there because the roads are actually heavier than steel. Logic.

[@connorburbine9459]

Mad respect for those PC specs tho 👏 👏

[@IdealIdeas100]

Some Bad Rats level of physics consistency

[@snakoro]

Can you play Mindustry ? There is a lot of comments that talks about it and I've play it myself. I know for sure you're gonna like it if you play it !

[@skullfaceclaw2330]

I woke up at 5am and my eyes hurt now but my cat does not care Also happy birthday whoever’s birthday it is

[@mooph494]

Somehow DF manages to complete bridges of accident

[@narfinn1479]

5:28 Eh, we'll cross that bridge when we get to it.

[@Hi-Hi.]

You can turn off grid and move the land brace points closer to the wall so they don’t have to fall to provide support

[@Princemohamed8]

Play Rune Factory! Farming, mining, dungeon crawling, levels for just about everything including silly stuff like sleeping. several weapon classes, and ridiculous weapon upgrade system. Plus you have more than a hundred ways to make tons of money!

[@lunag.1521]

Last time I was this early, I had a good "Last time I was this early" joke.

[@rileywilson3444]

No

[@Saki630]

my anxiety level is unhealthy when watching this. I had to stop.

[@contev123]

Triangles are life and life is triangles

[@horizonbumpy2828]

when every polybridge video title is essentially the same ...

[@zanded6019]

I really love ir videos

[@astrydslovensky736]

If you get all levels cleared without breaking the bridge and under budget you unlock secret levels, like so DF can see this

[@tate4447]

Do more super life!!!

[@tepokk]

imagine him trying to get the secret world, Requires under budget and no breaking

[@overlookjay6524]

This was halarious 😂

[@CoasterHorizons]

Am I the only one who laughed at the name double dangle

[@benjaminedgehouse]

So, some bad news about this game.... First of, this game behaves weird if you run at faster than normal speed. Sometimes things work at normal speed, then just don't work when sped up. Second, you have to complete every level under budget, and without breaks, if you want to access the secret levels at the end of the game. Kind of a bummer, but I thought I'd say something about it

[@Yamezzzz]

It's annoying how good DF is at this yet how terrible he is at Turmoil.

[@petkka_luv]

He is like the best youtuber

[@levar6618]

10:41 WAS THAT AN EMOTION???

[@zmajtv754]

You should play scrap mechanic survival!

[@cosmox1x]

How come whenever I watch your Poly Bridge videos I want to eat maccaroni?

[@appletuntrainer]

More poly bridge!

[@contedebranza8157]

Df you should've become a bridge engineer:)

[@pinkthunder6631]

At 10:42 it sounds like he wanted to laugh but held it in.....probably cuz of all the comments....

[@gamesanime268]

I noticed that you started to play pretty much the same games as Blitz: Polybridge and Hydroneer.

[@nimrodgrosu9987]

Hey DF! Are you planning to continue playing The Binding Of Isaac? I really like that series!

[@jethrobreek8340]

Petition for DF to do a try not to laugh challenge

[@memetech-]

The mopeds are wearing manannicananins

[@marvinfung2050]

Cars have different weights which is why the cop car breaks the bridges

[@junksir1]

Df please laugh you never do

[@ChillyLucas]

And this brige is monstrosity

[@MoldyPotato49]

10:26 the rope tho

[@MoldyPotato49]

and some other times but I'm not listing them all

[@potatolord7073]

He should play totally reliable

[@anabellebroadrick3519]

Could you post more animal crossing new horizons? It’s my favorite thing you post on this channel , and why I subscribed

[@nothune]

Great video df!