Bullet Heaven 2 - Heavenly Akron No Miss No Bomb All Diamonds Blue NoLegs (+30% Speed Handicap)

also uses 1 life handicap. shooting star because thats like the only good NoLegs sub. it is very good though.
this was so hard. this was so unbelievably hard. definitely reminded me once again why I should never go for full game LNNs, I can barely handle the very hard bosses. This was not the first time I reached wave 13 either, the first attempt failed wave 13 because I bombed. Accidentally. you have no idea how much I hated myself after that. thankfully it only took me 90 minutes after that to get another attempt and finally get all 13 diamonds.
the reason why I used blue NoLegs instead of regular one (regular costume gives slight charge boost) is because I really needed that speed to be able to handle waves 7 and 12. (read: by handling wave 7 I mean being able to do the easiest RNG versions of it)
wave 1: whatever it is a mostly easy enemy formation
wave 2: Use 9 shooting stars on this. static, you can learn the easier gaps for yourself
wave 3: Use 10 shooting stars on this. also static but you are even more forced into middle this time.
wave 4: Use 7 shooting stars on this so that you get full charge on wave 5. just know that sometimes you have to restream after 2 shots instead of 3.
wave 5: Make sure to enter with max sub(shooting star) gauge. Use 10 shooting stars to kill it as soon as possible. It dies pretty fast so it is not a huge threat. Also, one side's red bullets and the other side's magenta bullets share the same formation, so whatever dodge you did on reds on one side will work on magentas on the other side. of course since it gets very crowded after a while, it is not possible to make use of this all the time.
wave 6: Use 6 shooting stars on this. do not follow the gap because even with blue NoLegs it is not worth it. Instead, cross the right line every time the tunnel comes at you. do not cross both of them because it is harder and unnecessary. pay attention to the small red bullets and position yourself accordingly while crossing the lines. you should only have to cross 3 times with proper damage management (1 to get in, 2 to get out)
wave 7: Make sure to enter with max sub gauge. my god this wave. why. literally why. literally adverse history tier. so basically this is vowg but it is much faster, it forces micros about 9 out of 10 attempts and those micros can be SUPER ugly. you can go to the edges to dodge only one angle of the bullets and I do make use of this if middle suddenly gets ????????? (so basically 90% of the time) but then going back sucks because the game may just not let you. it can just keep throwing those ugly trapping waves with angled disgusting micros and you will end up timing the pattern out. with shooting star you can use your charges and then go back so it is less of an issue but still a problem. this run had VERY good RNG, you almost never get this.
wave 8: Enter with max sub gauge if you can. Do not bother saving gauge if wave 7 throws an ugly wave. the dodging itself isnt too bad at the sides but under the boss it is a nightmare sometimes. you can use your shooting star charges while udner boss and then go back to the sides immediately after. of course, sometimes the pattern doesnt let you get back to the middle and it just ends up timing out.
wave 9: Leave this wave with max sub gauge. do not restream too low on the screen
wave 10: Enter with max sub gauge, use 10 shooting stars. The last 2 should be put while you are at the bottom middle. putting shooting stars while you are at the bottom basically indicates which height you should stay at for the explosion. it is pretty handy imo.
wave 11: Use shooting stars immediately to speedkill this. If the RNG isn't too bad, you can slow down to save some gauge for the next wave. The RNG this run was not very nice yet I decided not to use shooting stars near the end for some reason. I guess it paid off though? The explosions can spawn nearly offscreen so do not stay at the very bottom. horrid RNG pattern. the only other thing you should know here is that the rings are static, so you can position yourself in a safe place before rings are released.
wave 12: Use shooting stars immediately. You do not need to save guage for next wave so just use them all here. This wave is VERY hard (feels like YYDO bad rng but actually fair). Thankfully it is not rng rolling so you can get good at this. Somehow did not fail this wave the two times I reached it today. You have to stay low while using shooting stars or you will lose too much damage.
wave 13: Collect the diamond first, do not bother with using your leftover sub gauge. Start from the boss text, then slowly stream towards the middle. It should die before you have to restream (it is a good idea to learn how to restream though in case you move too fast). Oh also you have to kill it fast anyway because haha funny red bullets from above. Don't worry, if you get the diamond, you are pretty much guaranteed to kill the pattern before that if you dont miss your shots.

[@thetacticianmusician6565]

"by handling wave 7 I mean being able to do the easiest RNG versions of it" I felt that in my soul

[@allenko1122]

Great job I know this is a very hard boss! Cool strat on wave 6 I havent seen people micro half of it before.

[@balneor]

Very cool (like, ungodly cool) Any plans with some of the other bosses in the game ? Notably the extra ones ?

[@incerabbit]

I already have no miss no bomb on all bonus bosses, I was working on a video weeks ago but I forgot about it lmao I am missing 8-5 and 9-5, and 9-5 is easy so it's just 8-5 left really. But I really do not want to see this game for a good while

[@notbluebus]

gg super you did great

[@incerabbit]

u

[@ephraimium6755]

Play StellaVanity if you manage to perfect this fucker :o

[@srn_ity]

wow how did you do this without legs that’s crazy