Bulletstorm: Full Clip Edition All Cutscenes (Duke Nukem)

All cutscenes in Bulletstorm Full Clip Edition Featuring Duke Nukem
also some action clips that were particularly funny!

[@ragingfred]

They wrote Duke Nukem better as a funny DLC in a game he doesn't belong in than in the game everyone was waiting over a decade for.

[@gameragodzilla]

ragingfred Duke Nukem Forever was fun, though.

[@mysterybat35]

mildly fun minus the long arse waiting times and levels that just completely felt empty.. But it wasn't as bad as people said it was

[@dru4111]

I love Duke Nukem, but Gearbox couldn’t even be bothered to give him proper lip-synch his new lines from Gray.

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

ragingfred it’s because they made the game as if it was still the early 2000s. Zero punctuation wax right. Duke nukem forever needed to be an ironic self aware game

[@miciso666]

@ShadowAngel i mean they tried. and im happy EA didnt fucking touch it. imagine it being a shitty shooter with lootboxes.... YAY I FINALLY UNBOXED MY GOLDEN 1911.... fuck no

[@baifomet6425]

I love how he doesn't have an idea of what's going on but takes control of the situation just because he is Duke.

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

Baifomet it’s my way or-...hell, it’s my way!

[@TheStrayHALOMAN]

Now if only he can take control of his franchise.

[@Agent1W]

+Baifomet That's been the long-lasting Duke tradition! People have to call on him to get them out of their jams.

[@GameDjeenie]

@@TheStrayHALOMAN Just need a decent developers to get the license...

[@lewisconnor2820]

GameDjeenie So basically let People Can Fly Develop the game since they are probably the only ones that could get it right.

[@daydreamdirty]

I admit the fact they kept calling him grey and Duke getting pissed about it was pretty funny.

[@anthony-ei3nj]

Daydreamdirty I'm pissed off at the company for not bringing the sequel that was heavily mentioned at the end

[@dowom1452]

this is the best DLC in gaming history

[@dannyboy591]

@@anthony-ei3nj well this game took 10 years to make

[@anthony-ei3nj]

@@dannyboy591 Well........ At a loss for words now soooo a trailer might be released sometime in 2019? And maybe released 2020?

[@dannyboy591]

@@anthony-ei3nj I know, I would love a sequel too

[@CiastoToKlamstwo]

The plot actually makes more sense with Duke as the main character.

[@jeffjeff7083]

how this make sense?

[@HQ_Default]

I mean that actually kinda makes sense, considering Duke has absolutely no context as to what is happening, so he only knows as much as the player does.

[@Kirifuki]

@@jeffjeff7083 It makes sense because it doesn't!

[@samedwards3285]

"listen Gra-" "I'm Duke Nukem asshole!"

[@Jack_26]

very good example at 27:40

[@wtfshiiiiii]

“Look Grey, he’s not gonna make it. Half his body is crushed.” Duke: “Then un-crush it. Right the fuck now.”

[@jackswagger7659]

Lmao 🤣 that line had me laughing 😂 bro

[@user-ww9ld6ke4t]

9:08

[@Voltan]

@@user-ww9ld6ke4t timecode spambot

[@pikistikman]

"I feel sorry for the guy I swapped lives with"

[@emetanti]

Meanwhile in Duke Nukem Forever Grey is just wrecking aliens.

[@thebuzzard4543]

I never thought about that, I'm curious to see how Gray is doing.

[@NathanDarkson984]

“I’m not even supposed to be here!” Breaking the 4th wall, Duke?

[@dowom1452]

that is DUKE

[@er1c_b]

I thought it was a "Clerks" reference.

[@seronymus]

Broke it? He kicked its ass.

[@overlex]

27:18 “...There was a flashback”

[@DantheMan2605]

How else would I know the name Novak I’m not even supposed to be there ? Bro that had me dying 😆😆😆😂😂🤣🤣🤣

[@pastmistakes524]

Idk why but I always loved how Duke Nukem never changed his voice tones, his voice patterns remains exactly the same no matter what happens.

[@spyrelle3970]

Duke Nukem is almost entirely composed to candle wax and shitty beer.

[@Venitas1000]

thank john st john

[@Predator20357]

Duke Nukem after having a horrific nightmare where he starred in DNF, realized that he’s in the wrong game but decides that he needs to save lives and kick ass.

[@TheAwesomeHyperon]

I love how Duke shows concern for people he barely knows, like how he was genuinely furious that Sarrano tricked Dead Echo into killing innocents, or his refusal to leave the ship until he knows Isshi will pull through. It’s a side of him you don’t get to see much, considering he’s usually alone when he’s fighting aliens. He may be a horny egomaniac, but he truly is a good guy.

[@Nova_1-up]

Solid proof that with one good game, The Duke could return to claim his crown

[@CrispyHulk1]

Once woke culture is dead.

[@simple-commentator-not-rea7345]

When a Polish gaming company makes a better portrayal of Duke Nukem than the most recent Duke Nukem game, and it's simply by slapping his face on the main character of another game

[@SamDeMonic]

Duke nukem forever is moderately good, moderatly mind you, it is disappointed that it took 12 years to make, but its as good as doom 3 Both games arnt living up on there predecessor legacy but they have a decent story and gameplay

[@soulbrother5435]

@@SamDeMonic >but its as good as doom 3 lol hell no

[@jacek107ify]

like Shadow Warrior ;) made by Flying wild hog ;) Shadow Warrior 2013 was awesome and truly captured spirit of original while adding cool fresh idea.

[@prymus141]

Well not only his face, but he was dubbed by Jon St John himself.

[@friedpancakes266]

How odd! They made a pretty good game and then put Duke in it

[@TimTime10]

I think turning Duke into a charachter that just randomly shows up in different games and replaces the main charachter without knowing what the hell is going on would be the radest idea ever, but it would most likely also be a licensing nightmare.

[@tomokogrey7825]

"This was better than Forever, and i wasnt even supposed to be here!" ~Duke Nukem

[@dappercrown46]

After a night of drinking and getting blacked out drunk, Duke wakes up in another game, replacing Gray, at first, Duke doesn't really care, thinking he can just blow right through it, just like his past adventures, but when things get worse and worse, Duke realizes that things have changed, he can't just treat everything with disregard anymore, for the first time in his life, Duke has to learn to take things seriously.

[@jamesrussell2936]

We're doomed.

[@dappercrown46]

James Russell did you like my description?

[@jamesrussell2936]

Yep. And we're doomed because Duke simply can't take anything seriously.

[@Appleeatpie97]

James Russell Not unless it involves chicks

[@annhentaiuser6658]

I actually liked his character development in this game, especially his process of "maturity".

[@LyingMagpie]

Writing a petition that Duke nukem should be a parody inclusion in all fps games, say aye to sign.

[@Ynnep-Chan]

Aye!

[@Worthless_Surface]

Aye!

[@zeo-pe5sg]

Aye

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

What's this, Duke being an _actual character_ with personality, concern for others, fears and epicness without being a hollowed-out copy of himself? Guess life is still full of surprises. Also I might be on the minority, but I think Duke is a better lead than Grayson in this game. You know, HIS OWN GAME.

[@raeltarantino]

I only bought it for Duke and beat the game with just him as the lead. This is the best Duke since Duke Nukem 3D. The Forever version we got was a joke, I'm glad people are working on the Duke Nukem Forever 2001 Restoration Project right now.

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

@@raeltarantino yep. Took another 20 years, but at least the story of Duke got a bittersweet ending.

[@TREPLE]

Ok buddy relax, he’s not better

[@kennypowers1945]

@@raeltarantino nah I liked the 2011 one as it was a real game and actually made duke a savage and funny. The remaster is kinda old looking still and basically the same game lol

[@friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258]

​​@@kennypowers1945the 2011 game was a generic shopter game that didn't have anything to help it stand out. It made Duke an unlikable and boring asshole. He had no personality.

[@lganeshan86]

Growing up in the '90s seeing Duke in action was awesome. Seeing Duke in Bulletstorm not knowing why he's here is the best story and I hope they bring Duke back in a sequel for Bulletstorm 2 if it ever comes the light of day

[@andromeda6135]

"He is a good kid. He just butthurt right now!" This shit is gold

[@PatoMaloKing]

A videogame where the Duke Nukem it´s the most reasonable and diplomatic character, fuck yeah.

[@THEGRUMPTRUCK]

I love that reference to Julius Caesar in the beginning. "I'm worth twice that!" Classic Duke.

[@DreddLypso]

Colin Tentis It just seems like normal duke being arrogant to me

[@THEGRUMPTRUCK]

John Carey Ultra duke is very arrogant. But Julius Caesar was kidnapped and held ransom by pirates once.when he found out what the ransom was he got upset and told the pirates "I'm worth twice that much."

[@Artas1984]

I think that was Calligula quote, not Julius.

[@THEGRUMPTRUCK]

Artas1984 hmm. Come to think of it you might be right. I do remember it being some prominent Roman figure.

[@Fernandoenf2]

@@Artas1984 it's Julius Caesar when he got captured by pirates

[@JWZ44]

this is actually a 10/10 just worth replaying because of Duke

[@seva809]

"Stamina is not a problem" my new motto.

[@ultimapower6950]

You’ll never run out of stamina if the enemy is blown up before it can strike

[@DreddLypso]

I like Duke being serious, and Duke being funny. If they make a new one, let there be a mix. So that when he's serious, he's SERIOUS and you know who ever he's being serious too isnt gonna have a good time. But make him just as funny as usual.

[@dkelrk1]

Well, Duke have always been 4th wall breaking so it was kinda funny and... It's interesting to see him in a dramatic scenario and dealing with all these personalities. And for some reason, Duke becoming a space pirate mercenary and doing whatever dirty job he can to scrape by is convincing.

[@ElekiSerket]

He is a bit off character but I still love this for the sole reason that having Duke show up in completely unrelated, out of place scenarios is guaranteed to be great

[@zesty2023]

This is just proof that Duke can still make a good game, if they'd just stop the self referential stuff tying it to the 90s and let him ACTUALLY have a new adventure. God I hope Gearbox actually does something with the IP.

[@MadGameBoy]

but the self references IS duke. hes a fucking cheeseball of a character, if you try to make him serious, he just wont be duke anymore.

[@cybernautadventurer]

problem is, duke nukem 3d was intended as a parody. So it's kinda hard finding originality in the character.

[@patricom05]

You're asking a lot from gearbox.. Aliens: Colonial Marines

[@kyotra]

_Maaaan_ there are so many things working against a proper Duke revival at this point. Gearbox are lazy shits when it comes to anything that isn't Borderlands, Gearbox writers are social justice sycophants who would likely do a deliberate disservice to the character, and Gearbox's publisher 2K/Take Two are greedy corporate cunts on the same level as EA.

[@Carzeyday]

You spelled "Trying to force cliche fps tropes like 2 weapon carry limit and making everything a railroad" wrong.

[@BroskiBlast]

This is like that one really old tumblr post where they remade Twilight but Edward Cullen was played by Kanye West who wasn't given a script and had no idea what the plot of the movie was, no dialogue was changed except Kanye West was reacting to Twilight in real time.

[@tylerjohnson19]

a better duke nukem game than duke nukem forever

[@TheSupersmash97]

Tyler Johnson he wasn’t suppose to be here!

[@gamegeekz1]

True

[@mogensschmidt2498]

even know peoble acselly like that game

[@Kirifuki]

Duke - Shows up, not knowing anything. instantly takes command while drunk. Still wins in the end anyway.

[@ultimapower6950]

What a chad

[@thefettu]

'I swear on your mom' -Duke Nukem

[@theawkwardskeleton6608]

Davide Pitton 19:00 - Duke Nukem

[@orangypteco8858]

This is the most recent Duke Nukem game. Change my mind.

[@kaelisprime9087]

I love Duke Nukem in this. He’s a jerk at times and full of himself even, but he has human decency (at least most of the time)

[@friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258]

Not just most of the time. He's genuinely a nice guy, with concern for others. He's also actually funny.

[@kaelisprime9087]

@@friendlyneighborhoodkelbea7258 I made a realisation that Duke Nukem is just a more adult Johnny Bravo. It makes so much sense.

[@juliovictormanuelschaeffer8370]

I can only imagine what Grayson is doing in Duke's world while Duke is in his.

[@ShadowMark3_]

"Long story. There was a flashback-" 4th wall breaking at its finest

[@CaptainDijango]

-WHATS YOUR NAMES IDENTFY YOURSELVES -DUKE FUCKING NUKEM, REMEMBER IT FOR LATER BABY. Fucking classic duke nukem gold

[@S200.]

9:08 I bursted from laughter lmaooo

[@Gamez4eveR]

Probably the best protagonist of this decade

[@SonicSkychaser]

What the fuck are you doing reading my username? Hell yeah man

[@ComicWriter-ml3qt]

What the fuck are you doing reading my username? Uh...ehhhh....err...I....no...sorry but I gotta say no.

[@Monstermania101]

ComicWriter 2020 sniff off dingo flinger

[@kidnamedfinger5564]

Doom slayer wants to have a word with you

[@walterk9916]

"I ain't dry no more"-Duke Nukem

[@BenBenjiBenjamin]

Guy: We wont last 15 seconds! Duke: Stamina isnt a problem.

[@ShovelFighter12]

This DLC is my favorite.

[@rajivsingh5120]

I agree 100 percent with u. After playing this Dec i think duke nukes is one of the greatest fps heroes of all time.

[@daemonvanmeir9697]

ShovelFighter12 I like your profile pic

[@galford90]

Feels bad looking this masterpiece, Duke deserves better. I still have hopes of his comeback

[@witcher_2628]

I love the idea that he swapped bodies with Gray and ended up in this universe,but he still roles with it cuz he's Duke

[@snowball9392]

Duke Nukem should be as a guest vault hunter in Borderlands 3

[@RelakS__]

This looks better than the Duke Nukem Forever :D Can we get a Doom DLC too with the Duke Slayer ? XD

[@LoGIcMoTion]

RelakSHUN some people have suggested Duke Nukem in borderlands 3 that would be sweet

[@punished7030]

Duke would fit perfectly in the borderlands universe

[@rajivsingh5120]

This is dukes best game as forever didn't do very well. Old graphics and no proper developed story just duke saving the world from aliens and pig cops but it wasn't too bad I actually think dukes best game is this full tour

[@kaijucifer3544]

@@LoGIcMoTion Yeah, that would be a slap in the face of fans of the franchises that Gearbox fucked over.

[@engineerskalinera]

We need DukE and DukE Eternal

[@Pyrosul]

"Hey Douchecanoe" is the funniest thing I have heard in a while. I need to use that in conversation sometime.

[@oremilenkovic2425]

18:46-19:16 - the absolute best part

[@brokenbrocky]

Duke bi confirm???

[@tennoshenaniganizer9234]

What Duke Nukem forever should've been

[@ryszakowy]

how ironic.... Bulletstorm with Duke Nukem DLC makes better Duke Nukem Forever than DNF itself.... much better

[@mogensschmidt2498]

ahh come on be fair peoble acselly like that game

[@DrowningSorrows1]

My favorite line is when Duke calls the computer a "porn machine" lol

[@Mecks089]

This feels like Duke got dropped into some Quantum Leap scenario, and he's just trying his best to just roll with it til he's spawned into another game world. Imagine the cool shit Duke could say off in something like Dead Space in Issac's place. Undead Alien mutants, Alien marker and it's Cult inspiration brain washing people, Spaceships and Space stations, Dead Space would be perfect for Duke, it was just be awkward as a 3rd person shooter.

[@mr.pavone9719]

He delivers every line like it's a one-liner.

[@wtv9843]

I'd love to see a crossover with Johnny Cage and Duke Nukem.

[@CacoMontero13]

Duke for mortal kombat 11

[@KenMasters.]

Jasmine Valentina, you mean Duke Nukem and Serious Sam?

[@seth3153]

Mk11 dlc?

[@graysonmoore1244]

Damn.....Duke would fit perfectly in that universe, would love to see him as DLC character or something like that in MK.

[@NormalVidsForNormalPeople]

"I Do not Speak train" -Ishi

[@mr.Ambiguoso]

She was all: "What!? How would you know that" Duke: "...long story there was a Flashback and..." I love when duke says he's not even supposed to be there

[@emetanti]

I love Duke just sees that ship and thinks "Yeah, i have no clue where i am, who these people are but im CRASHING this party."

[@MrTheil]

Lol Duke being confused in what game he’s in is hilarious

[@MrAznable]

"you're gonna kill my dick? Is that a come-on?" This is pure gold.

[@DD64MusicAndGames]

jon st john had a lot of fun with this I can tell

[@mike17032]

That dude is a fucking poet.

[@thermonuclearcollider4418]

OMG! This is THE game that DNF should've been! Duke is amazing in this: he's like Ash in "Army of Darkness"! Everyone acting all dramatic around him and he just doesn't understand\give a damn about most of what's going on but he still tries to do the right thing! And he gets his ass beaten once or twice too! Although he shrugs it off with jokes, that makes him more human.

[@JarJarBinks4ever]

People who played this: Does Duke spew one-liners during gameplay?

[@HooDooBrown]

We need Duke back more then ever. Also Duke is a much better main character in this game lol.

[@davidwhatsthatabout7404]

It’s so weird to hear Duke talk normally, when he only spouts cheesy one liners

[@wielkiprotos4313]

You can't deny that DLC was awesome just because Duke was like where tf am I

[@locustfire75]

Best DLC ever. Considering the tone of game, this is very fitting.

[@OfficialLizardBloke]

"I'm not even supposed to be in this flashback"

[@drakenastee]

19:41 Oh my god that conversation is a lot better with Duke then Grey 😂😂😂

[@tgon13]

"Blow up that porn machine." Lol

[@_MaxNeon_]

With Duke Nukem, all those Mighty Foot moments just feel right.

[@lordmmx1303]

only fail is that lypsinc.

[@isakwennstig6471]

id say that's part of the joke on how he's not supposed to be here

[@Jordan09087]

Oh that has been fixed now

[@GuyOnAChair]

@@Jordan09087 Did they actually fix the lip sync?

[@jchang.y]

Makes it more funny

[@overlex]

One man’s fail is another man’s win! (thumb-points to me)

[@irishcheese9575]

At 7:33 when Duke blocks the shot with his bare back and no body armor, classic

[@MaxUltimata]

7:30 Bullet just bounces off of Duke's back.

[@arandomgreekfrombactria6302]

That's pretty funny also LOL

[@solhamer3502]

This game is set in an alternate universe where Duke Nukem forever was what it should have been.

[@austindevine248]

Sol Hamer if THIS was Duke Nukem forever the franchise would not be dead and he would be in smash bros by now

[@ChrisShredGuitar]

That is the game Duke Nukem Forever should´ve been!! I wish this game so hard to be continued... and they should implement Duke and Grey

[@SoleNero21]

21:45 I dont know how I got here but im all out of gum xD

[@arrestedsolidyhe77sp]

''HEY DOUCHECANOE'' I DIED

[@battlechoads6515]

The best Duke Nukem game that isn't a Duke Nukem game

[@Sayajin3321]

Nah that's Ion Fury.

[@r3gret2079]

This is by far, thee GREATEST fucking thing i have ever damn seen!!! Too damned hilarious!

[@rajivsingh5120]

Duke nukem is the best part of the full clip edition hopefully they make a sequel and he makes a return.

[@bebeandchips4195]

Like when he says, " c'mon kid. Do you know who you're talkin' to?" That sounds more like the emphasis duke would have.

[@moizbadar]

Don't care about the lip synching. Duke made this gsme SO MUCH BETTER !

[@heliosX1000]

What will happen, when you put a Duke Nukem, Doomguy, Serious Sam and a Terminator into a one room?

[@napalmkitty6686]

Duke and sam would hang out. Terminator as an ally? Then all 3 would hang

[@heliosX1000]

Doomguy forever alone... ;_;

[@napalmkitty6686]

heliosX1000 and doom. Basically 4 player epic co op

[@DerickVonD]

Doom Guy wouldn't talk much. After he killed a horde of monsters or demons Duke would say "Ehh...that was a little, brutal."

[@AverageGamer-tq1hx]

Doomguy would just say "hey I finally have time to reload."

[@twilightknight93]

Imagine duke being in borderlands

[@davisthegamelord]

Duke in this game honestly has more of a personality than gray does

[@bossross8270]

That’s it. Picking this up just for this dlc.

[@Jack_26]

5:21 Peak Duke Nukem Writing . Even tho he dosen't know where he is he still cares about humanity and takes control of the case as a hero. God was this so hard to write for Duke Nukem Frover. I can't belive a funny side addition has more consistent Duke Nukem as a charachter than its own game.

[@Misty25939]

This made the game 1000 times better for me.

[@GamingMarine]

"I can replace fingers and limbs, but - look at him, Gray! Half his body is crushed." "Then un-crush it. Right the fuck now."

[@bndawg2000]

18:37 was my favorite part.

[@ddsjgvk]

If duke 5 ever happens I hope this gets mentioned

[@Dsmbr03]

I like how he even questions he's in a flashback.

[@UnCreativeDeconstructionism]

*"I swear it on your mother"* Lmfao

[@ChaseMC215]

This was a better Dule Nukem game than Duke Nukem Forever, sadly.

[@rodrigocarneiro6663]

I received fhis game for free, and as soon as i started playing I thought it was boring. But then i heard about Duke Nuken patch voice, and it was the best microtransation that i purchase.

[@JavierS83]

Whoever made up the General Sarrano character is a genius

[@BioGoji-zm5ph]

This is one of the greatest things I've ever seen. I MUST buy this game.

[@CliffuckingBooth]

It's time to kick ass and chew bubblegum! But I don't even know where I am... Im gonna be using this from now on

[@jonathanleemederos9693]

"Doc,ishi, that other guy"

[@SgtxAnus]

i wish the AI reacted to Duke rather than just add a few lines that make it obvious he isnt supposed to be in the game also would have been funnier if each time they call you grey duke just goes "who the fuck is grey?"

[@racerwilson152]

maybe Duke is in Grey's body