Fractured Fairy Tales - Son of Rumplestilstskin

[@animegx45]

"I don't want to be or else'd." Why is this the first time I've ever heard a line like that uttered?

[@tsitracommunications2884]

How many decibels was the scream after that line. June's scream rattled me

[@misterdavid2291]

Louis Smith was an American jazz trumpeter. The Easter egg in every Fractured Fairy Tale is a reference to an often obscure or forgotten American singer musician or band from that era.

[@HughJass-313]

Really?

[@llamapajama7840]

What cleverness and fun! the BEST of short cartoons ever! Talk about having the best sense of humor in the verbal conversations and the drawings of the characters... ❤️🌹 Sensational and brilliant!!

[@Allan_aka_RocKITEman]

*_"Who knows? Makes the plot better."_* 🤭🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@PhilBagels]

I thought he was going to find out his name was "Resident" or "Valued Neighbor" or "Postal Customer".

[@bloodmooncomix457]

Those names would have been way before that cartoons time! 🤔

[@strangerthanyou]

Brings back my childhood nostalgia. Love it

[@mjd4502]

Edward Everett Horton's narration is terrific.

[@rizinggodfist3049]

Absolutely👍...keeps the listeners intrigued along with witty humor as well.

[@joycepsovsky183]

Absolutely great.....saw an old b&w movie in 1930s and saw a man i did not know.....SURELY recognized Edwards voice and was able to put a face to the voice!

[@lonihollenbeck4654]

A cartoon for all ages, however, they were written by adults thus when I watch them now at the ripe old age of 70, they still crack me up as much as when I was a kid.

[@davidhalcon5594]

When cartoons where great! Not like the crap they have on tv now. Although South Park for me is the exception! But you just can’t beat Fractured Fairy Tales or Bugs Bunny, Road Runner and Wiley Coyote, or the Jetsons!

[@spencerpetunia8268]

I really like the art style and the humor of all of these. What an ending, lol!

[@SpreadingtheMuse]

4:41 "If I had any brains I wouldn't be living in a hole in the ground." I've been remembering that philosophy for nearly 50 years now.

[@ishermanjr]

LOL at the Funny Little Man in a Green Suit when he easily opened up a boarded door.

[@MaximusEugenius]

It was known back then that little green men could open all kinds of doors :-)

[@tsitracommunications2884]

Maybe he had a skeleton key

[@jmlynr]

Fractured Fairy Tales often end in a pun, but in this one it happens backwards, with the play on words being given near the beginning and the event to which it refers only happening at the end. The father sends his son off to "make a name for himself", and the son winds up literally doing just that. I didn't even realize that until I looked at the description again after watching the video. It's a lot more subtle than the usual punchline.

[@johnwriter8234]

.."no more for YOU, Dude!" (Lol)

[@HughJass-313]

You're pretty clever. I missed that insight!

[@starbucksqueen3182]

"wow, i'm rich- er!'

[@carmenfoote7999]

Enjoy watching these old fractured tales even with the bad puns. Thanks for posting. Joe S

[@pala199er]

*sigh* old animations.......I luv them.

[@Idiotic_B_Purcell]

I don't wanna be or else'd! NNNYAAOOOOW!! *_she began to softly weep_* *(makes finger-guns at her head)*

[@盧璘壽로인수]

same with Red owner of a shop selling Riding Hoods. but that time she had an actual pistol

[@HollowedLuna]

I loved this as a kid

[@overcomerbtboj]

that line from the wise old man is the funniest part! LOL - "oh i don't know if i had any brains i wouldn't be living in a hole in the ground now would I" LOl

[@Kira12]

Gosh...that brings back memories. I used to watch this mostly at night before captain planet and Voltron on cartoon Network...great times they were

[@CWRoederer]

Rumplestil--I mean, Louis Smith, looks a lot like Tom Hiddleston.

[@alimccreery755]

I think the dynamics of cartoons like this was the graphics and sound. I grew up with watching them and it wasn’t until I was an adult did I get the dialogue. Even looney tunes 🥰👍

[@elleay6302]

"I'm here for the kid" 🤣🤣🤣

[@arthurdrew4933]

❤I ABSOLUTELY LOVED THIS SHOW AS A KID! 😂DONT MAKE EM LIKE THIS NOWADAYS

[@kimberlysmith3202]

Me to!! I love Rocky and Bullwinkle and friends ❤❤

[@francescaa8331]

Rocky and Bullwinkle so good

[@kimberlysmith3202]

@@francescaa8331 it really was!!! ❤️❤️

[@voiceover-impressionist]

CHARLIE BROWN! @ 3:52? LAUGHED MY AZZ OFF! 😂😂😂😂😂

[@kinsley7777]

just like being a kid all over again 😊

[@marcioroberto9820]

It has to be one of the most hilarious and funniest things I saw so far, lol! Thanks for posting it!

[@averyforoughi2117]

NNNYYAOOOOW!!! narrator:she began to softly weep

[@Anjelloatoz]

These are priceless 😊

[@999troglodyte]

The King sounds like Capn Crunch!

[@fromthesidelines]

Daws Butler. Yep, he used that "Charles Butterworth" voice in many "Fractured Fairy Tales".

[@tawzer2968]

these toons always made my day

[@MsPandaRosa]

Well, now we know what Rumplestiltskin wanted the baby for, to raise him in the family business of doing magic. After all, those funny little men have to come from somewhere, don't they?

[@stephensczurek6286]

The turns and spins they put on these old stories are what made these cartoons so great! You won't find ANYTHING like that today. Not even stuff such as Family Guy can match the wit and genius of these.

[@wanderingwade8877]

Family Guy just gets dirty and perverted.

[@voiceover-impressionist]

FAMILY GUY? NOT IN MY HOME! HOLLYWOOD IS FILTH NOWADAYS!

[@Radicalbeast]

Family guy never had wit or genius so that seems wierd to bring them up as if it did.

[@livelaughlove0209]

@@Radicalbeast family Guy used to actually be good, like....the first couple of seasons, but it's really awful now

[@Radicalbeast]

@@livelaughlove0209 like what? Season 1?

[@Staszu13]

I DON'T WANT TO BE "OR ELSE"! (howls) 😂

[@JFrombaugh]

RUMPLESTILSTSKIN!?! What kind of a name is that?! I can't go back to the queen and tell her my name is RUMPLESTILSTSKIN!!! I'd be the laughing stock of the kingdom!

[@56bluegold]

These are the best cartoons !

[@manuelwatts1864]

One of my favs was Rocky, about to be burned at the stake, reminding the indian that cannibalism was not allowed by the television broadcasting network guidelines. Narrator: " And ... as the network approved flames rose higher and higher! ... " Lmao!

[@vincentberkan605]

Rest in Peace June Foray

[@alimccreery755]

I don’t have to watch something to understand what’s going on, just listen to the sound of the voice tells it all 🤭🤭🤭

[@scootergreen3]

I love this. Grew up with it!

[@slcRN1971]

I like this one better than many others, funny.

[@lio90991]

thanks for your effort in uploading these episodes...truly nice, innocent and funny indeed

[@martythemartian99]

When he got the letter, I assumed he would think his name was Occupant :)

[@simplyjuannie5128]

Charlie Brown!

[@jhernandez8830]

when tv was good.

[@Fire-Wolf-The-Wolgan]

The baby chops the spinning wheel? XD

[@cabiganiriselainem.8014]

A funny little man in a green suit and a pointed hat

[@ldkinbote]

Always loved this one, "Oh I wouldn't say that. If I had any brains, I wouldn't be living in a hole in the ground. Now would I?" :-D

[@princessgrace66]

I'm 59 now and would love to know what the ______ they were high on

[@scottleft3672]

Thats sad....that you never knew, that a sharp, un-adled mind ...can make fun of most anything.

[@johnwriter8234]

Same here!

[@caesarDomina]

@Carl Ferrigno Ok boomer

Me and the father would be fighting.

[@johnwriter8234]

. Early 1960s ..these Dudes were "baked" when they produced these! .

[@KittKattKlub]

No. They were very smart

[@reneguerra6003]

*C H A R L I E B R O W N*

[@ZakWolf]

On the DVD release, they replaced the Frank Comstock "Fractured Fairy Tales" theme music at 5:24 with the Fred Steiner arrangement.

[@emmersom73]

U could say that again- I'm a funny little man in a green suit... ;)

[@scottleft3672]

if only we were all in on the in-joke about louie smith.

[@livelaughlove0209]

What's the joke?

[@LFTRnow]

My name is "occupant"? What a strange name!

[@darkmask5933]

My name is "Current Resident", who know?

[@little1942]

@@darkmask5933 That’s what I expected it to say! 😂

[@MsPandaRosa]

@NaiTaiDai True. At least here he explains it. Nothing wrong with teaching the kid a trade.

[@glennquagmire1747]

Rumpleforeskin 🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@veronicabinns224]

I luv 💕💕💕this segment my favorite 💕❤️❤️😘😀💕

[@littlenightmares4325]

does anyone think a bit of the loud house because of her orange cloths and white hair... maybe she's their ancestor😱

[@xfloodcasual8124]

jerry lewis impression lol

[@coltonbell8284]

Really I thought his name was Baelfire and he changed his name to Neal Cassidy?😁

[@sadlobster1]

I think we're the only Oncers here

[@tvdfan6253]

Also Rumplestiltskin makes deals that help him not others. He loves power more than anything.

[@coltonbell8284]

@@sadlobster1 : Makes ya' feel like we're conspiring doesn't it?😁

[@sadlobster1]

So sorry, dearie...but there is only ONE Rumpelstiltskin. Robert Carlyle

[@persephone_is]

No silly its rumplestiltskin! Lol

[@senpieloven]

He was 600, but never knew he was magical?

[@jamesbugbee9026]

Subjectivity is blinding

[@SU1RTH1NG]

I thought that she was supposed to discover what Rumpelstiltskin's name was within three days.

[@Stephen10528]

This is supposed to be different from the original story, remember?

[@jamesanthony8438]

Jay Ward couldn't afford 3 days of animation for a story. Be happy you got 2 days, dammit! =)

[@twoyears23]

Privately of course. Til he finds out from where the heart of "truth" lives, no one is checking in 24/7. In that knowledge knows it doesn't matter and can then do things publicly--As no one is watching as it all unfolds. True story.

[@rayburton4867]

The king was a perv!

[@verdew8181]

It's like Sheherazade where the king is going to kill the girl, only she is saved by her telling of fairytales instead of by a weird little guy.

[@jackdaniel8628]

I thought his name was literally son of Rumplestilskin. Not just "Rumplestilskin the second." He has the exact name of his father?

[@randallbell8887]

Thanks

[@alicewilloughby4318]

I thought his name was going to turn out to be Occupant.

[@tsitracommunications2884]

Or RFD. Maybe John doe

[@Nate-rl6he]

If I do real good will they write a Fairy Tail about me?

[@Alusnovalotus]

Hmmm. So this is the ancestor of spongebob square pants....

[@thinkbolt]

Captain Crunch!

[@robfriedrich2822]

Nice solution

[@candiigurl7893]

HANNA-BARBERA.

[@ul7185]

As Seen on The Bozo Super Sunday Show

[@Firebrdsuite]

Like Video Brinquedo's Or Fractured Fables! Etc.

[@margarita28595]

traduzcanlos por favor¡¡¡¡¡¡¡

[@Morgil27]

Is the king Mr. Magoo?

[@josephferguson4507]

genius

[@Firebrdsuite]

or more!

[@richardharepax123]

I don't know how 47 people don't like it it's funny

[@NaiTaiDai]

@MsPandaRosa There are many possible reasons. It could have been to make the child his personal servant, to turn him into a being such as himself, or even to eat the baby.

[@tsitracommunications2884]

Alert hannibal lechter

[@Firebrdsuite]

Goody?

[@arthurjeremypearson]

Wow, I'm rich! ... -er!!!

[@Firebrdsuite]

It's similar to Fractured Fairy Tales, Only It's Not! DSY ET1

[@ADEehrh]

I will be rich(er). 😃

[@jsilence418]

Long live cstoczyn !

[@JMFabiano]

Bae?

[@jesilee1301]

James Fabiano Neal Cassidy yes!!!!!

[@Firebrdsuite]

shrek?

[@khebnefer]

:(

[@diehardmarkiplierfan4852]

2:32

[@GalenNight]

2:26-2:28

[@robind.phillips2129]

😆😆😆😆😆

[@Le_monarch13]

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[@rosem.gottschalk9528]

The king is ugly... wtf

[@gravismunchnick1945]

The kids just liked the funny voices and amusing characters, the story lines were strictly for the ADULTS. Sort of like South Park, which NO chilld should EVER be allowed to watch. The folks who wrote this stuff, back than were having a blast, making fun of the audience. How clever was that? Not like the brainless animated JUNK, that they show these days. And don't even get me started on the unintelligible crap that comes from the orient.

[@yosefdemby8792]

Actually, the stories were for both kids and adults. There is nothing here M-rated.

[@Martin-iv6lq]

Rumpled Foreskin

[@KittKattKlub]

Still love them. Warm fuzzy memories