BUNGOU STRAY DOGS ONCE SAID #2

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[@alc0hxlicvnce953]

No one: Chuuya: I'm still growing

[@RandomObsession]

Yesss plssss

[@RandomObsession]

Chuuya: "Korekara nobirundhayo" 7yrs later: same height ;-;

[@anri7750]

*Chuuya, 40 years later:* I'm still growing.

[@UKey2001]

I'M CRYİNG 😂😂

[@exphhoria]

*Chuuya 100 years later:* I’m still growing

[@xndrian1167]

Chuuya: Oi tell me where we're going dammit. Dazai: Sorry would you mind not talking to me right now? *I'm busy breathing right now*

[@nintendhoe8731]

One of my personal favorites 😌

[@tarinee4364]

One of my personal favourites “IM BUSY BREATHING RN” wtf😂😂

[@petrichorrs]

I wheezed so hard when he said that lol

[@reinarikuromi4941]

Imma start doing that every time my classmates ask me someting just answer Sorry not right now im too busy breathing

[@danganpasta-chan2543]

*Season 1, episode 5* No one: Dead Body: *is dead* Dazai: Wh-What a tragedy! --------------------------------------------------------------------- *Season 1, episode 10* Chuuya: Then I'll try to find a beautyful lady for your suicide crap Dazai: CHUUYA~! I DIDN'T KNOW YOU WERE A GOOD PERSON!

[@eruhaben4932]

Chuuya: “that’s my way of telling you to go to hell dumbass!” Rough estimate of what came after i can’t remember it word for word. I thinks thats about right That last line though was probably the best part

[@danganpasta-chan2543]

@@eruhaben4932 I agree

[@EXBANEAMV]

Chuuya secretly loves Dazai but SHHHHHH!

[@eruhaben4932]

@@EXBANEAMV no one can know.

[@danganpasta-chan2543]

@@EXBANEAMV I have a Berger theory 😏

[@saeshi_]

There’s just something with bsd that makes it my favorite and is different from the rest 😫

[@xndrian1167]

Ikr xC

[@vranimee8214]

that thing is called dazai and his fanboys aka fukinada,chuuya,aku and atsu😫

[@joy-zd9qq]

yes ❤️

[@hiraethsluminals8969]

IT'S IN WORDS

[@sorae_]

Agreee

[@niexdy9813]

no one: Dazai: wOAh wOah yEEAh

[@alisspotifywrapped]

... ✨S U I C I D E✨🤩

[@alc0hxlicvnce953]

shinju wa hitori dewa de ki nai~ Futari nara dekiruuuu (lol idk if this is right or not i just type it from my brain)

[@evelinnagy1059]

In the sub tho, Dazai can **sing**

[@oliverose5035]

yOu CanT hAve A DoublE SuIcidE wiTh oNe PerSoN

[@alexandra-li3me]

yOu cAnt dO a dOublE SuICiDe JUst by YoUrSeLf

[@efcey9769]

Fyodor: Every city is filled with rats. Dazai: Meow

[@bonmahyun]

Atsushi: BFHGDABVBRUh (talks while eating) Kunikida: Shut up! Nowhere on my projected expenses page will you find written that i will buy a million bowls of tea on rice for a snot-nosed brat! Atsushi: BEHFBEHNBguga? (asking while eating) Kunikida: Like i said, it's a job! Atsushi: BtfbvSGHcngnmg? (asking while eating)2 Kunikida: Our job today? It's involves the military Dazai: How are you communicating, actually? *Season 1 Ep1*

[@straydude4566]

Still one of my favorite moments of Kunikida. Gotta love him. Oh and tiger boi too.

[@bonmahyun]

@@straydude4566 me too, uwu i love them

[@saikarlekar9290]

Guto morninguh💀😂

[@fyofx]

when chuuya goes to the basement and dazai’s just like “gross”.

[@ok-nr8uc]

When was this one??🤓🤔

[@fyofx]

@@ok-nr8uc the episode that you meet chuuya when dazai is chained up at pm

[@ok-nr8uc]

@@fyofx ohhh I rmb rn thank u

[@nat.ahsatan]

“sayaku ueh sayaku”

[@bonmahyun]

Cafe maid: I'll-be-happy-to-refer-you-one Dazai: Dazai: Ahh, your vitality is blinding!

[@bonmahyun]

Dazai: MABOSHII!!

[@bluecobaltwolf]

Francis: Aguagar? Akutagawa: Akutagawa Francis: *snap* That's the one

[@ymaandy]

No one: Not a single soul: Chuuya: tEmEeE 💢

[@idekwhatmylifeis8259]

No one: Absolutely no one at all: Chuuya: *when he corrupt* DAAAAZAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIEEEEEAAAAAHHHHHHHH (From Dead Apple)

[@bonmahyun]

Dazai: Write this all down! Kunikida: Hanging...health....method.. Dazai: I'm messing with you *pen's breaking* Kunikida: *growling* Dazai: HEwi HwAEi HEawI *S1 Ep1*

[@samantha_0016]

AHAHA NOOOOOOOOO XD

[@straydude4566]

I remember laughing all of sudden when he snapped his pen. I’m like “bruh how are you able to snap a pen that thick?”

[@bonmahyun]

@@straydude4566 same XD this made me laugh more than i should

[@lollilovesgenie416]

FJAHWFJEHNAFBEGN YES LMAO

[@this_is_awkward]

From Season 3: Dazai : Hey, Nakahara Chuuya-kun! Let's get to work. Bosses orders. Chuuya : What are you, mental? Shut up dammit !

[@kishimuraii6954]

Man: How's that, detective? Ranpo: What are you stupid? Season 2, episode 10

[@CaffeineDeprivation]

Also Ranpo: "No, rhetorical questions are rude. You *are* stupid." (from the same episode)

[@avalonn_]

2:12 i know we all found this as the best thing ever lmao

[@theblurryviewfinder]

HaHa ChuuYa X DaZai foR lifE mFS-

[@yzkkoch479]

FUUHYUHHHHHHHYUHHYUHUHYHH

[@noa-ix9pe]

To the day I leave this earth I shall be grateful I decided not to watch it together with my family xD

[@lisa-7046]

Nah I like Dazatsu. And I am not that intrested in Chuuya.

[@dear.hongjoong]

Ahh what ep or whats this scene from-

[@kokychuslifeisnotdaijobou9252]

No one: Chuuya: What the hell are you talking about?! chuuya: I'll beat the sh!t outta you, kid! Dazai: You're a kid too and you're smaller than me Chuuya: GRRRR Dazai: you ought to drink some milk Chuuya: None of your business, bastard. Chuuya: I'm fifteen I'm still growing! Mori: Be quiet both of you!

[@atram3829]

no one: chuuya: you're so short-staffed i could cry

[@osanarivera2636]

Short-staffed 😭😭😂 Chuuya HONEY NO

[@nat.ahsatan]

@@osanarivera2636 the irony 😭

[@arielkrx2421]

“you better- take me to the base-“ “I will” a few minutes later “I left chuuya there, obviously.”

[@Purple_LoverXD]

Lol

[@bets4855]

BSD WAN EP 1 Ranpo: Snacks taste so much better when you're in your secret spot. YAY! SEASON 3, EP 2 Chuuya: Oi, tell me where we’re going, dammit Dazai: Sorry, would you mind not talking to me? I’m busy breathing right now.

[@halfarchon1706]

*Season 2, Episode 10* Poe: (blabbering about how great he is as a detective) Ranpo: Your words make me sleepy, I'll go. *Dead Apple Movie* Kenji: Ranpo-san, what are you doing? Ranpo: *SECRET.* (while putting a lot of food into the box) *Season 3, Episode 12* Fyodor: (Smiling, because he thought no one found him.) Dazai, out of nowhere: *HI, BITCH. YOU THOUGHT?*

[@meteor1651]

😭

[@graycaldwell5006]

Ep 1 S1 XD ofc we gotta do this Atsushi: I'VE GOT THIS *turns* Dazai: blubber blubber *twitching* Atsushi: Well... o_o I can't possibly count him Dazai: blubble blubber blubber *spins* Atsushi: y-yeah I'll pass please Dazai: *crows* Atsushi: I'll PAASSSSSS.................FINE Dazai: *wakes from the fucking dead* Atsushi:: You were floating down the river Dazai: BITCH

[@vernicejamilachavez7247]

No one: Not even a single soul: Dazai: cHuuUyaa~

[@felixiverse9241]

I recently joined bsd Fandom and truly I am in love with y'all. Y'all are as crazy and entertaining as dazai's eccentric personality

[@noa-ix9pe]

Awww oh my🥺💖 the fandom is flattered and we are glad as dazai on mushrooms to have u here!

[@crimeboysheart]

OMFG YESSSS I JUST JOINED AND YALL SO ENTERTAINING LIKE I SEE ONE VID OF BSD AND I GO TO THE COMMENTS BOOM! THE VID AND THE COMMENT SECTION MADE MY DAY

[@xndrian1167]

If u join, there's no exit door (lmao im broken english)

[@crimeboysheart]

@@xndrian1167 no isok thats persfect English :D and yes once u come in there is no going out XD

[@osamudazai7526]

@@noa-ix9pe "as crazy and entertaining as Dazai's eccentric personality" "as glad as Dazai on mushrooms" Bruh y'all really are speak in dazai I meeeaaaan, I am not complaining tho

[@vernicejamilachavez7247]

No one: Not even a single soul: Not even the agency: Naomi: nee! Nii-samAaa~

[@arahabakicloning4698]

" i have no such taste in men " *Throws Asutshi. Mean While : Dead Apple episode with Chuuya with the suck position☻😌.

[@RandomObsession]

Please please please THE MUSHRROM SCENE DAZAI Dazai: I have finally arrived the Afterlife with pink elephants and moonlight dashing against the windows *looks at Atsushi* And there are RAINBOW pillbugs too~~

[@vivid-dream5327]

THIS IS MY FAVORITE SCENCE

[@aki8683]

Dazai: °yells in attempt to grab him° TCH, ODASAKU! Dazai Dark Era season

[@nobody5758]

Chuuya:To the extraction point Dazai:(laugh) You got it buddy Chuuya:😴😴😴

[@jxkqlandia805]

No one: Fyodor: *stab* Also Fyodor: *Naruto runs away* its in episode 8 of season 3

[@bonmahyun]

pm leader: Elise Chan!

[@1uvjiya]

no one: dazai: would you mind strangling me with your beautiful fingers? waitress:👁👄👁 kunikida: agressively starts shaking dazai

[@anobviousalt8652]

Kunikida: Kunikida's ringtone: You've got a call! You've got a call! Oi, answer it. Oi, kUniKiDa

[@lou7111]

season 1, ep 1 dazai: there's a prize atsushi: atsushi: just to be sure, how much is that prize? dazai: **shows** atsushi: *cHÓ*

[@lou7111]

(idk which season this is-) rimbaud: dazai: chuuya, bursting through the window: haaAAAAYIAAAAAAAAA

[@inayabangtan914]

@@lou7111 wasn't it rimbaud (misread n named as rando)

[@lou7111]

@@inayabangtan914 yeah, at the time i thought it was fyodor 😭

[@inayabangtan914]

@@lou7111 ngl I had that confusion for a long time too, since rando used to be like he's cold n fyodor wears that hat as if he's cold

[@linmil8490]

00:41 no one: Atsushi: AaAaKuTAgAWaAAAAAAAAAAAA Dazai:CCCCCCccHHuuuuYYAAAAAAA

[@vexedpoem]

Atsushi: But, just for reference, how much are we talking about? Dazai: About this much. Atsushi: (looks) dOoO!!!

[@kawaimoon]

Akutagawa : *Also you’re an uncomfortable ride* Atsushi : *Shut up! It’s not like you’re paying for this ride!* (BSD S3 akutagawa and Atsushi chasing the one with virus ability)

[@sabishi2000]

Chuuya: "There will be no second chance!" Dazai: ... Dazai: "No, wrong!" Dazai:"dont you think youre forgetting something?" Chuuya: ... Dazai: *DoNt-YoU-tHiNK-yOuRe-ForGeTtIng-SoMEtHiNG?*

[@SomePerson_Online]

The fact no one quoted the iconic “My name is Kyouka, and I’ve killed 35 people...” makes me sick 😔

[@sarah-yv9rp]

No one: Dazai: Chuuya, there's something I want you to hear before I die. Chuuya: This isn't your place to- Dazai: BOO!

[@dicks_out_4_harambe358]

1:06 I love this moment

[@tinac7846]

no one: dazai: eating mushrooms and turning into a crazy man

[@danganpasta-chan2543]

1:12 I DIED!!! 😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂 That's Great!

[@trashkungy8517]

Poe: "heeehahahahahaha, One down! Hahahahahahah" Karl: "Kyuuu?! Kyuu!" Poe: "eggh?! Ugh!"

[@yoongle4509]

no one : literally no one : chuuya out of nowhere : *hiiiiiYAAAAAaAA*

[@cupcakeblush4537]

NOBODY: ATSUSHI: KYOOOOKAA CHAAAAANNNN

[@sophiareinhardt7416]

Dazai: You’re MY dog Chuuya!!!!

[@bonmahyun]

*kunikida breaks his pen* S1 Ep1,2

[@4Clancy]

no one: Atsushi: hMpf mMpf NmPf Kunikida: And now he got questions!!... Atsushi: hmPF MmPf mpF Dazai: how are you two communicating with each other?? Episode 2 in Season 1 minute 6:00

[@jluna1996]

Chuuya: Dude, what kind of joke is this? Also Chuuya: This is something inhuman

[@missbrittikins]

Dazai running to the bathroom and yelling “I’m not gonna make it!” Will never not be funny to me 😂

[@Dallasginder]

0:50 PLS I HAVENT BEEN ABLE TO STOP LAUGJING 😭

[@msby6783]

dazai: “i have no such interest in men.” *also dazai:* 2:08

[@dxniellxaudios]

No one: Dazai: "I'm busy breathing."

[@artemis568]

Dazai in Fifteen: *explains calmly his plan* Chuuya, breaking the window: yyyyyyyyYyYyYYyyYYYYAAAAAAAHHHHHHH

[@aweirdounderyourbed8741]

Chuuya: does it SEEM like a good time for them to see me?! Dazai: ... OII NAKAHARA CHUUYA KUN, LETS GO BACK TO WORK BOSS’ ORDERS YOU KNOW

[@noa-ix9pe]

Me: * watching this while bathing * Atsushi: *AaaakuTAgawuaAAAAAAAA* My fam in the other room: honey, r u OkAy???

[@macandcheese__]

the amount of times i replayed 00:29 when i first watched it tho 😂 maybe bc it's something i do irl 😂 (edit: also 00:38, that "Goodu Morning" is iconic and should be everyone's alarm tone 😂)

[@motheatrrr]

2:06 every shipper lost consciousness in this scene istfg

[@dakotaboehmer5202]

Chuuya: "You better bring me to the extraction point" *Passes out* Dazai: *uwu chuckle*

[@cutewolves3333]

Dazai: Thanks to you, the mystery is solved Chuuya: *Confused* Also Chuuya: HuHh?

[@cutewolves3333]

Season 3 Episode 2

[@alisspotifywrapped]

0:59 Sir you lie, that is why I like and prefer the english dub of that scene

[@lucatheseamonster8230]

Dazai : odasaku! Lets switch jobs! Odasaku : no you’ll blow up Dazai : blow upPpPp? Dazai : ango did u hear he said ill blow uP! How far will i blow uP.??! Ango : i donT knoW, if u want ill blow you up Dazai : you’d do that foR meEeeEeeEee?

[@bonmahyun]

0:08 omg i'm here the second one in 4 tweets >

[@naranciabestboi8498]

Petition for Kunikida and Chuuya to meet up and exchange notes on How To Deal With Dazai *Edit:* Petition for them to make a Coping With Dazai Handbook

[@evelinnagy1059]

Dazai: gives every random eoman they meet kunikidas notebook Every woman: geez kunikida. too much information

[@fandqngo3156]

Dazai : Akutagawa, you’ve became strong. Akutagawa : **falls** Dazai : *ayaya*

[@ukokuos.4087]

No one: Literally no one: Dazai: *gets hit in the face* Chuuya: _protects his hat instead of his lov- partner_

[@kengabb2387]

Chuuya on Dazai's lap, mama I'm dying🤧💗 Also Ranpo-san being cute and chaotic😍

[@shilloe13]

2:15, Sees myself in the video: *screeching inrensifies* thank youuuu

[@WallabeeJade]

Ayy sorry noticed this comments pretty late lol u made me laugh haha

[@pxxuf9095]

Fjodor: Every city is filled with rats. Dazai: Meow. Dead apple movie at about 40:10 minutes in

[@enolathealone]

There couldn't be anything better than this to greet me in the morning- that video I have been waiting with wide open eyes 👁️👁️

[@Existing_without_any_reason]

Dazai: I like suicide but I don't like suffering or pain. I guess many ppl can relate ❤

[@vivekagupta]

Dazai: Hey, Nakahara Chuuya-kun! Let's get to work! Boss's orders! Chuuya: What are you, mental?! Shut up, dammit!

[@marissanbronidor3449]

Dazai: I have no such taste in men Also Dazai: moans Chuuya's name all the time

[@angie-ny1nb]

0:19 thats why i love ranpo

[@sepherwoof]

does anyone remember that scene from the dub where kunikida is all, "you're a weretiger, grow some wereballs"?? 10/10 line from the dub

[@Lily-vw5gy]

no one: ranpo: all's well that's well for me!

[@shirai7763]

Kunikida: _Talking about what his mentor said._ Atsushi: Um... It’s upside down... Your notebook... Kunikida: _SHOCK_ Atsushi: Kunikida: Atsushi: Kunikida: ...I HAVEN’T LOST MY COOL!

[@mydyingvalentine]

season 3 ep 2 dazai: the blue bracelets theyre wearing... theyre members of the sheep, arent they? dazai: is there a problem? chuuya, hiding: does it seem like a good time for them to see me? dazai: . . . dazai: OOOOOOOIIIII NAKAHARA CHUUYA-KUUUUUNNNN! LETS GET TO WORK, BOSS'S ORDERS!! chuuya: *B A K A K A T E M E*

[@moalifeisthebestlife8699]

0:26 I had to keep repeating this lol I can't get over Kenji's face 0:58 eXcePt FoR cHuUyA 0:29 the duality of this man *GET A MAN WHO CAN DO BOTH*

[@giucc.007]

no one: litterally no one: Fukuzawa admiring cats:

[@nebriuss]

| Season 2, Ep 7 | Dazai: I mean, Gin-chan over there was a dainty little girl, this tall. Higuchi: *G-girl?*

[@jocelynschweitzer995]

Dazai: 🎵WOW WOW YEAHAHAHA~~~SHINJUU WA SHITORI DEWA DEKINAI~~~🎵 Kunikida: Oi, Dazai, shigutowa doishita? Dazai: Teno keiji machii. Kunikida: Huh? Dazai: 🎵FUTARINARA DEKIRUUU~~~SHINJUU 3X RURURURU SHINJUU WA HIRORI JA DEKINAI~~~WOW WOW DEMO DEMO FUTARINARA~~~🎵

[@justyamaguchisleeping7546]

1:06 I LOVE THIS SO MUCH, THANK YOU

[@kayshi0]

Atsushi: Could that be the second victim? *3 peoples run * Atsushi: Dazai: Hello Atsushi kun! What a strange convinced

[@Rey-qk3eh]

LMAOOOOOO 0:28

[@yzkkoch479]

This is the best thing I have seen all day

[@user-ti6bs6zf5l]

1:20 鏡花の｢おかわり｣が可愛すぎ♡

[@AnimeImpact23]

Police officer: there's another body in the river. Dazai:i was enjoying the current

[@del2871]

I WHEEZED at Kenji's face at 0:27

[@elsomni9348]

1:13 chuuya’s high pitch scream just hit different

[@randomhuman6011]

No one: Dazai: are you the one who interrupted my dRoWnInG?

[@vernicejamilachavez7247]

I think this is aroung s3, i forgot the episode Chuuya: What the hell are you talking ABOUT? I'll beat the shit out of you, kid! Dazai: You're a kid too! And you're SMALLER than me.

[@vaishnavisingh247]

“You’ve grown strong” * faints *

[@WallabeeJade]

We have that scene on first part lol

[@vaishnavisingh247]

@@WallabeeJade isn’t it literally the most on character thing aku has EVER done lmaooooo

[@WallabeeJade]

@@vaishnavisingh247 YEP IT WAS ONE OF THE BEST SCENES EVER

[@itsmefm]

WE'VE BEEN BLESSED WITH A PART 2 🙏🙌❤️

[@rinaurishappy]

the fact that they once said it makes this whole video better 💀

[@rue4258]

Nobody: Literally Nobody: Dazai: You can't do a double-suicide alone... Kunikida: Hey Dazai. What about the job? Dazai: I'm waiting for a sign from above Kunikida: Huh? Dazai: With two, you can.. Kunikida: AGH! Dazai: Double-suicide double-suicide Kunikida: That's scary all right

[@randomhuman6011]

Man: what do u think of that detective? 😃 Ranpo: what are you..stupid? Man: Ranpo: No rhetorical questions are rude, you are stupid

[@aera6437]

dazai: no wrong! dont u think ur forgetting something? chuuya: dazai: *DoNt yOu tHiNk yOu’rE fOrGetTiNG sOmeThInG?* chuuya: tHeRe wILL bE nO sEcoNd chAncEs! dazai: chuuya: n-n-no second chance chuuya: hEY U SHOULD BE LAUGHING