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Grouse (Yellow): / the_grouse
Jello (Turquoise): / jell0puddin
Heavenly (Light Pink): / heavenlyfather
FooYa: / fooya
Butterz: / butterzzr6
Bapperz: / bapperz
Annamosity: / annamosity_
AutumnMae: / autumnmae
MUSIC ▼
Inside All Night - CLNGR (Epidemic Sound)

[@HeavenlyyFather]

My five: Thanos after the snap Tachanka wearing black air forces Fortnite Default Skin Atilla the Hun Commander Boomer

[@CanadianGentleMen]

How can you beat this?

[@gabryeltheunisz1493]

naa bro, thanos before that snap with that sword i'm just saying

[@kc70457]

Fuck the other 4 I just want my dad on there cuz I still haven't met him

[@ethancusack1033]

The air forces got my fucking dying.

[@special_k_kman]

@@CanadianGentleMen it's simple. You can't

[@raccwithahat8715]

My five -Heavenly -heavenly's pizza -heavenly's vodka -heavenly's red bull -heavenly's digestive system

[@marcuskirby575]

ppAP

[@sergiorodriguez8293]

Too OP bruh

[@dirtyopal1378]

My five Me My red bull My definitely not alchohol its "soda" My "oregano" My captain crunch even tho im a grown ass man

[@ChilesChurlz]

Does he have a KZbin account

[@alexkeene4397]

the last one dosent exist

[@erickrodriguez8818]

So heavenly is eating a pizza but he’s lactose intolerant so he decideds to drink vodka to let cheese slip right through his stomach, and then he decides to drink a Red Bull to “counter the vodka”. I’m am scared for what this man has put his organs through

[@akafhyr9551]

the ends justify the means

[@krispypepper1898]

too much 😂😂😂

[@cluelessmalice1351]

MORE, MOREEEE!

[@complexgamer-hg8sf]

Has anyone even actually seen heavenly? I'm starting to think that he is the floating demon from doom that he is portraited as

[@cluelessmalice1351]

@@complexgamer-hg8sf yes badger made a video blog thing.

[@Shatanah]

Nah bro, badger's team won this stream 😂 they had way more fun and basically picked up the same cash prize and didn't even win the rounds. Absolute legends 😎

[@mrvaporiz]

That's true success, achieving without needing to win

[@leviathanxyzzy4993]

Not to mention they didn’t sweat-swamp, break the rules of the game or straight up CHEAT by stream sniping. The rule for twitch rivals was that there could be no pro-league players, but the enemy team got around this by having ‘ex’ pro-league players, which is an oxymoron seeing how once you leave the league you don’t stop being skilled, you are a pro-gammer. Guece was upset because Badger’s team went in expecting the game how it should have been; Having fun and being entertaining like they were supposed to, only for the enemy team to be pathetic and sweaty. SERIOUSLY, they had to go up against a full team of Pro-players who cheated as they weren’t allowed to have Pro-players and they stream-snipped. Badger’s team should have received the prizes while the enemy team should have received nothing.

[@Morde228]

@@leviathanxyzzy4993 especially after the opening i feel so fucking bad for Geuce

[@leonhuffman3607]

3 years later and these videos are still entertaining

[@FroggyDaGreat]

Fr

[@dipwob]

Heavenly just explained the meme: Nut allergy: it’ll kill me Gluten allergy: it’ll hurt my body Lactose intolerant: fuck it, don’t care, gallon of milk go chug

[@clayxros576]

Inability to process ends up being easier to ignore than an immune system malfunction. I do the same with seafood lol

[@earth3882]

@@clayxros576 as someone with lactose intolerance but drinks a bowl of cereal almost every day this is factually correct

[@NerdyCatCoffeeee]

I mean, all you really get if you're lactose intolerant and eat something with lactose is a stream of diarrhea so strong you can fly to moon and back purely on 1 blast, so, idk

[@christopherkeeling9431]

Yep. Lactose Intolerant here, and I will eat cheese as a meal. I was told I can't have it, but fuck you I like dairy.

[@Stringnerd11]

It's more of a "Fuck it, we'll all die eventually

[@johndickerhoff1179]

Geuce tried to skip the five stages of grief and tried to straight to acceptance but right as he was getting there got pulled right back into anger

[@kempolar9768]

You can't just skip the system like that lmao, god built it so that everyone would get screwed over just the same.

[@antifurrybase]

when?

[@mekhie.r.duncan3825]

@@antifurrybase literally the first clip in the video

[@antifurrybase]

ah@@mekhie.r.duncan3825

[@MrSlimeMan01]

There’s just something so charming about the png character phase of badger’s editing. Don’t get me wrong, I love the sfm and mocap animation but the pngs just work so good

[@GUNUFofficial]

The amount of chemicals Heavenly's organs must have digested would have killed a victorian peasant.

[@neptune7227]

Master Chief, Chris Rock, Kimbo Slice, Soap from modern warfare, and Jorge from halo reach.

[@VacadoRay]

Soap after the burns

[@fuyikau]

@@VacadoRay RIP Soap 😔

[@bootysnatcher4207]

MY MAIN MAN KIMBO SLICE

[@greenpanda1332]

Just yea

[@PhilTheFrog66]

Jorge :)

[@gr4ppl3r66]

my guy heavenly really went "that shit was BONELESS" what the fuck did heavenly go through as a child jesus christ

[@gamingfae3909]

You never heard of the boneless pizza meme?

[@Choujifangirl]

@@gamingfae3909 no

[@ricecooker7037]

@@Twilightss nah man it’s good, weirdly crunchy tho

[@shortamvs9623]

What you never had a boned pizza shit bussin

[@clayxros576]

Heavenly is an embodiment of chaos on the same level as CallMeKevin. Try to comprehend them and face insanity

[@slinderb.4592]

2:09 I wish I can treat everything in life with the energy level of this "FUCK NO"

[@Delinquent_Enjoyer]

twitch rivals needs to add the “comedy genius” award

[@thegoon3840]

That was the most confusing and hilarious intro ever badger.

[@fin189]

One of my favorites

[@moonmessiah9368]

Possibly his best lol

[@datbear7767]

BONELESS PIZZA

[@l.bednarczuk]

I cryed the moment it started

[@totallynotreagan6769]

Badger Ur neck looks like it could slip Ur head in it

[@tachankaisgod6689]

All I’m gonna say, my five: - Mark Zuckerberg (Reptilian, duh) - Joe Swanson (Easy rebounds) - The Michelin Man (For the blocks) - Lee Harvey Oswald (for those 3 pointer snipes) and - The Pillsbury Doughboy (Break their ankles, literally)

[@ManWithAMask_]

Ok I agree entirely.

[@xylzreflex7036]

Bro Lee Harvey Oswald is boutta snipe some motherfuckers

[@dejja7376]

lee harvey is boutta put lyndon b johnson into office and win the game, straight ballin

[@canadianranger3433]

Dang I was going to put Lee until I saw this comment

[@Nick-eu4gm]

i laughed at joe lol

[@user-gq7zz3qp1p]

I love heavenly’s energy at 13:26

[@BlitzcrankOP.]

Stone wall Steve Austin, barbecue wings, a light bulb, sherlock Holmes and the entire lore of the earth

[@SPOOKITO]

I promise if I don’t hear Geuce ejecting live rounds from a shotgun... I’m going into withdrawal

[@PhoenixAce]

SPOOKITO aye we meet again my friend

[@SPOOKITO]

Fury Hollow so we do, how you doin on this lovely day brother?

[@PhoenixAce]

SPOOKITO uploaded a video today so I’m feeling good Hbu

[@SPOOKITO]

Fury Hollow that’s great man, stay on that grind I’m doin pretty good myself got a badger vid to watch so my day got better

[@PhoenixAce]

SPOOKITO same dude any video with bajur is a good day And thanks I’ll keep on the grind until then bitter end

[@yorukage5926]

I actually feel bad for Geuce he sounds legitimately upset

[@clayxros576]

Everybody has a stupid limit. Geuce found his

[@yorukage5926]

@@clayxros576 I would be pissed too I'd lost all that cash because my teammates were being dumbassses lol

[@clayxros576]

@@yorukage5926 Agreed. Like, even though it's Badger we know the team has some good skill behind it. With actual prizes on the line, expecting them to put their foot down is reasonable. Either that, or poor Geuce didn't know just HOW hard they weren't going to try. "I expected this" implies he knew to expect bs, just not eating a pizza w/ vodka levels of bs.

[@clayxros576]

@Aidan Hall A legit prize can put certain expectations into people. Geuce has kind of always been the more serious of the lot as well (when he isnt memeing with his shotgun). And he did seem to have a good time after the pizza incident, I read it as he was brutally reminded what the goal was.

[@Squidly3005]

"I'm alright... I expected this.." just that tone of voice sounded kinda sad tbh, like it was very genuine even when he lashed out about the pizza thing.

[@TheKiller-cx1ki]

Top five Skulker Marty Robbins The payday 2 dev Jack from gears of War And Simon Riley before they dumped A mag into him

[@keegankulesa7359]

8:51 Literally did a spit take when he said MOTHRA

[@iancortescontreras6084]

Ngl Mothra would pull the best dunks

[@insertclevernamehere92]

Jeffrey Epstein, Christopher Reeve Superman, Jeans Guy from the Mandalorian, Tachanka, and Heavenly’s pizza. They’re my five.

[@splathana]

Jeans guy from the mandalorian?

[@insertclevernamehere92]

@@splathana in one episode of the Mandalorian there was a split second where you could see a part of a dude in jeans. He was later edited out but not before he was turned into a meme.

[@splathana]

@@insertclevernamehere92 ah

[@jeffreyepstein1764]

I'm gonna be real with you, I haven't played basketball since my college days. So don't expect me to make a buzzer shot.

[@comradedog4075]

Bonus person Jared from Subway

[@seanminnich5990]

0:05 I knew it was up immediately because that is a sound of someone desperately trying to contain endless rage that is maxed by layers of grief

[@tesseract5569]

Heavenly really went "Hey y'all heard of The Old Lady Who Swallowed a Fly?"

[@Spideybro213]

10:12 POV: You let the pizza play a round

[@acepilot1194]

That intro would be amazing to see in real life, Doc sitting there sad, Jager trying to be nice and see what's wrong, and Vigil just laughing in the background

[@moldylemon3796]

We would get Hoot

[@moldylemon3796]

Should

[@FSGTACHANKA]

Pov there at the bar talking about there nerfs

[@AceLgreninja]

@@FSGTACHANKA Jager: I know I know they nerf us but we got to keep going Vigil:Haha look at operators helping there teammates

[@zakaryabentameur7055]

1- Obama 2- Moses "If he can split the red sea, I'm sure he can split some ankles" 3- Heavenly 4- Heavenly's pizza 5- Heavenly's vodka shots

[@x3non616]

yo, u forgot Heavenly's red bull

[@hollismedley3216]

Heavenly’s digestive system

[@TRUZGAMERZ]

X3non the redbull will be the back up

[@lancemohn6292]

Same

[@cadenanderson2110]

“Have t he pizza play a round” Zakarya Bentameur

[@alphabloodeagle3780]

King Naeus, Doomslayer, Kralos, and Keatos that's my new team

[@thedoggogamer939]

You a rainamator fan too?

[@alphabloodeagle3780]

Yeah I've watched the entire Rainimator series

[@thedoggogamer939]

@@alphabloodeagle3780 same

[@Jax_am_i]

That bit with heavenlys roommate had me in tears

[@XANUMyScheduleIsBad]

my five: Doomguy, michel jackson, tom brady, optimus prime, Steve

[@orionxx9998]

Which mical jackson black or white

[@XANUMyScheduleIsBad]

hispanic

[@brandonamor5859]

I think Steve might be too op, like mega op.

[@gorgeousfreeman1318]

@@orionxx9998 Inbetween

[@joemama4543]

I like to think it's not minecraft Steve but some guy named Steve

[@setivyn3922]

My 5 are: - Dr Doofenshmirtz - 11th Doctor - SCP-682 - Floop - The entire state of Ohio

[@da1realkyng296]

My 5: - scp-001 (the gate guardian) - Kevin the cube from fortnite - scp-096 - sephiroth - pyramid head

[@cruztube3355]

Bro can i sit this one out my fatass will be tired after a step

[@thecamperofbriggs7872]

Good point 682

[@finn2453]

ohio ballin

[@ThaKellis]

I'm in Ohio bro I won't let you down

[@DarkPredator_67_92]

The Intro had me chocking on my coffee harder than ever before. 😂❤😂❤

[@PotatoMateYT]

My five 1. Gordon Ramsay 2. Pooh 🍯 3. Doomguy 4. Joe Biden 5. Buzz Lightyear

[@bigtuna2718]

My starting 5 - Entire country of Canada - Mr. Burns - Burnt Anakin Skywalker - Beef Boss - Matt from Wii Sports

[@spoonninja2330]

As a Canadian, I would like to accept your offer on behalf of all canadians everywhere

[@bigtuna2718]

@@spoonninja2330 I am honored to have all of you on the team. Probably gonna be a center

[@despacitosuarez]

Mine is the entire fucking Milky Way Galaxy

[@melanydelarosa8954]

All you need is Matt not gonna lie

[@JerrySucks]

@@spoonninja2330 same lmao

[@moistcheese8967]

The bulldozer that climbed that wall. yesman from new vegas. Assultmarine. The vampire dragon from total war

[@thebigmoizt3270]

Huh?

[@jaimeshickman-hymers2499]

@@thebigmoizt3270 same

[@jaimeshickman-hymers2499]

Wait no it's the 5 for the pickup game

[@nxdiaz5916]

“Darmok and Jalad, at Tanagra”

[@JuggerBear979]

If badger was literally any other attacker than Capitao, he would have won that gunfight with mozzie

[@jakebuck1531]

Top 5 would be: 1. That one Uber eats driver that is up at 3 am to get your food 2. Anyone who works at Ben and Jerry’s 3. Dropped out glaz 4. Tony hawk with a hat and glasses so no one knows it’s tony hawk 5. A random make a wish kid

[@ashermaster3240]

My five: Doomslayer for speed Jorge from reach for defense Arthur Morgan for three pointers Teddy Roosevelt for fucken dunks Boba Fett for tag team dunks with Roosevelt

[@registeredwarcriminal980]

I commend this as the bastard son of a MAJOR basketball fan

[@eminem1167]

How about this as a retort: Dante for three pointers and playmaking/speed TOG II from World of Tanks for emotional support Kratos to posterize any center he sees (like bro fr has Giant Slayer on hall of fame) Legendary Super Saiyan Broly DBZ for alley-oops and post game Tyberos the Red Wake from Warhammer 40k for inside defense

[@dashswordgaming8836]

Jorge fuckin ballin

[@apairofsteeltoedboots4729]

@@eminem1167or just Vergil and 4 more doppelgängers of Vergil

[@brandonhumphrey3505]

She really said Alexis Texas without hesitation😂

[@anonymouslizardcru1445]

Who is that?

[@redrix20]

@@anonymouslizardcru1445 porn star

[@rizux3549]

@@anonymouslizardcru1445 really good actress, would reccomend watching the movies shes in. PG13 btw

[@krisi192995]

Well duuh. But now that she's taken... Lola Bunny (Space Jam)

[@fragment_25]

I loved rewinding and spamming the laugh at the beginning

[@faceidfailed2874]

Subzero: Freezy boi Noob Saibot: Teleporty boi FedEx Truck Driver: Point A to Point B violently Mary Poppins: Can fly Yeat: He don’t miss

[@RambunctiousReptilian]

My five: -The Heavy -Jackie Chan -Viking of the Bridge -Batman -Dallas

[@joebourdon9037]

Can’t tell if you mean soup, the entire city, or the football team but we’ll go with all of them

[@ZackShark1]

What dallas

[@autophr3949]

@@ZackShark1 every Dallas and the city

[@ZackShark1]

@@autophr3949 as long as he brings medic bags he will have them on his side

[@kiwisinner]

Gimme Sasha boi.

[@Eclpse-db1de]

My five: Gibby, Tyler 1, Peppa Pig, the boulder from Indiana Jones, and JL audio subwoofers

[@cadonwiesman3127]

Ecl1pse011 why couldn’t this be top comment.

[@ImTheGibby]

Tyler1 goes the the Y that I work at

[@Crobot-yf6cq]

Bro I feel so bad for geuce 😢 He sounded so upset at the beginning 😭

[@Generlc_Human]

I watched this video before going to bed and dreamt of myself getting an ace. I blame you Badger

[@kjunha1]

1.Captain Diomedes 2.Agent 47 3.Colonel Sanders 4.uwu 5.Commender Sheperd

[@AsherPR011]

I upvoted the second I saw Diomedes. Good man.

[@ravennismommy1957]

you want that lying cheating shit

[@sockshats7516]

UwU Damn it i had the same idea u had

[@Rawnblade13]

"Brother, I am dunking here!"

[@xceljinx6815]

PG: Deadpool SG: Bob The Builder SF: Ultra Instinct Vegito PF: Billy Mays C: Lisa Ann

[@skrimpey7514]

Ngl your team is stacked 😂

[@Whiffle09]

zach edey, Teddy Rosevelt, mastee chief, Napoleon, and finally Volcan form 40k are who I roll up with on my basketball squad

[@TheRogueeAgent]

My 5: Drake wearing Jordan 4 Retros, MrBeast with his crocs in sport mode, Snake from metal gear solid as a pickle, Gabe from life is strange, and Juggernaut from MW2 2022 wearing timbs.

[@trenchcoatbandit]

teacher: did you bring enough for the class? *SOVIET ANTHEM PLAY* yes comrade

[@ghostlee3707]

Yesssss!

[@tankdestroyer4803]

Aw sweet thanks man

[@brojakeyt6782]

Communist

[@xornedge8204]

@@brojakeyt6782 no shit Sherlock?

[@haydenvargas469]

i would like but the like number is so beautiful

[@siegesquirrel42]

9:55 Ah, yes, the three genders: male, female and RUSSIAN

[@Djsrevenge]

Yea Russians are like super humans

[@mayoactual2065]

@@Djsrevenge the four horsemen of the apocalypse: Russians Brazilians Africans Floridians

[@Ribbons0121R121]

truly

[@mousalamalsyrawan]

Russian is a different race altogether

[@pokimod4203]

No Russian

[@deathraven7314]

Badger knew he was gonna lose as a soon as he brought jello onto the team. Should've brought eekaj

[@reedmoore550]

5: TARS from interstellar Jotaro Kujo JFK (Post assassination) Juan Bingus

[@bleechd7120]

BiT lAtE bUt My FiVe ArE -Jesus (on cross) -house from monster house -grimace -Peter griffin -the guy that invented easy cheese

[@kingofgoons]

Jesus will still whoop ass "Eat this for that is my Court" John 16:9

[@plxlnnt1841]

i read that as jesus on crocs which is the best mental image

[@arthurwallis2788]

Jesus on the cross has that surface area just stick him by the hoop

[@js.Aaron_]

Im even more late

[@goosemcgoosey902]

I love how u say jesus (on the cross) like its goku (ssj3)

[@saturnv691]

My five are: -Cthulhu -Moth man -Can'o breach -John f. kennedy -DIO

[@thechillgamer5752]

I’ll choose glaz Biden fuze kapkan because he kan and Steve from mincraft

[@darkgamer733yt]

HOOO

[@superslicer6]

"YO, THEY GOT HEATED SEATS OVER HERE!" Best quote ever

[@justsomejerseydevilwithint4606]

Hete's my Five: Spartan George, Andre the Giant, The Mountain, JARVIS Piloting a non-flight-capable(for fairness) Hulkbuster, and The Doomslayer. JARVIS, Of all things, is our Long Shotter, because his trajectory calculations are so on point he ain't touchin' that rim ONCE.

[@RenegadesReact]

My Five: John Cena (Because you can't see him) Ghandi (For Motivation) Colossus (For The Gulag Level Lockdown Defense) Eren Jaeger (He will literally eat the competition) El Wray from Planet Terror (Because he doesn't miss)

[@kiwisinner]

You can't see John cena. *BUT YOU CAN STILL SEE THE BALL*

[@TriggerVR657]

Even Yeager so he can stomp everyones ass into submission

[@Sgil97]

@@kiwisinner OH SHIT

[@wallofeyes_]

Wait why would Eren Jaeger piss off heavenly? Did I miss something here?

[@pizzaking1234]

It’s yeager btw also why would eren piss of him

[@rand0mlyth3re35]

My Five: Cloaker Cloaker Cloaker Cloaker And that one Cloaker who has been sneaking up behind you while you've been reading this, you nerd.

[@brookie2464]

Well it would add a difficulty tweak

[@atmac2162]

Ok, I actually turned around, them shits is scary

[@ericdeyarmin9607]

OH SHIT. Wait wait hol up...... kzbin.info/www/bejne/sKW8mYt6ds2afZY

[@Eggythunder6712]

I turned around and a friend of mine was behind me and scared the fuck outta me

[@yuga5075]

NO NON ON ON ON ON ONONONONONONON

[@stumpygray4468]

My four would be the ceo of home depot, a cloaker from pay day 2, the god of all pokemon, and hevenly's pizza.

[@captaindax11]

-Darth Vader -hellen keller -Kratos - JRM - Abe lincoln Simply best team, cant be beaten

[@KR-SO]

I got u on the 5v5 General Grevious, Danny Devito, John Wick, Perry the platypus, and inspector gadget.

[@ewandecker3858]

That's nigh unbeatable

[@collinz2842]

That ain't legal

[@Macaroni139]

You can’t beet that

[@mistamemewide]

That’s fucking unbeatable

[@SCUBA_Draconis]

Give this man a metal.

[@samnosce1080]

My Five: -Jordan Peterson -Stephen From SMT IV:Apocalypse (2nd Phase aka he gets up from his wheelchair) -James May -The first guy who got the first kill with the trench gun during WW1. -The first guy who got killed by the trench gun during WW1.

[@wud4484]

Your team would have a lot of yell at each other

[@samnosce1080]

@@wud4484 "Communication is Key."

[@ChargeJN]

id hate to be a part of the carpool on the way to the match with captain slow

[@n-signia1087]

HAMMOND!

[@deathkiller275]

Jordan Peterson???? How the fuck does he connect into this

[@cadenkettley4087]

Heavenly, You, Grouse, Mozi, and Jorge but all y'all in power armor

[@wonderthe1]

Master chief, doom guy, John Madden, Jared from subway, and Jake from State Farm

[@erbiongjojdeshi6107]

My five starters are: Jesus Christ, Abraham Lincoln, John Wick, Stalin and Osama Bin Laden

[@meatusbeatus5548]

Definitely don’t wanna play Jenga with Osama

[@shortbuskrew1081]

You got John Wick so he will do all the work.

[@mightymaxibleimamakeyoulau1761]

-_- What?

[@CallMeFearr]

Osama😂😂

[@andreask-rasmussen9524]

1. air bud 2. Stephen hawking 3. Margret Thatcher 4. space marine from warhammer 40k in terminator armor

[@rimabeans166]

Who's your fifth

[@p_ecora6647]

WHERE THE 5TH AT

[@drumhead7252]

If you're taking suggestions, may I present: Joseph Stalin

[@StanslyRUS]

@@rimabeans166 guess terminator armor counts as a person

[@andreask-rasmussen9524]

@@rimabeans166 me

[@Ace-ht3li]

My five; Lady D from RE8 to distract the enemy and DUNK on them Starred up Luigi and his superior hops An angry Cav Kapsans Croc suit TABG Noodle with the legendary jump blessing and curse of random shooting. Edit; yes I know I'm years late, but this team deserves to be mentioned.

[@endergalaxyyt4498]

5:50 i would go for, any domino's employees, Trump, Obama, And Micheal Myers 😂

[@turnipman1302]

1.Bill Nye 2.Kim Jon Un 3.Rasputin 4.JFK (after he’s shot) 5. Tachanka voice actor

[@Monkey-ku3pp]

Bruh Rasputin finna air out a whole field so that ain’t cool

[@ulyssesjager2127]

Kim Jon un ain’t passin

[@hamdoggyy7844]

(After he’s shot) LMAOOO

[@Erich8101]

Bull Nye isnt that good. Shoud have gone for Steven Hawking.

[@Darkwolf42003]

I see you chose bill nye wise choice XD so did i lmao

[@lechugus6669]

PG: Senator Ted Cruz SG: Tpain (with auto tune) SF: “Stone Cold” Steve Austin PF: T’challa wearing black Air Force Ones C: Two ‘little people’ wearing a trench coat

[@oofwaffles6734]

Bro I love the stonewall jackson because the man would have the best screens of this century.

[@squishypoohonxbox764]

The opening segment is perfect without and with context

[@SubaruOutback-uc2nt]

“I can’t believe Kobe Bryant is a Korean woman with an iPad”

[@smeggytesters8585]

2004 Subaru Outback do not attempt to board the helicopter

[@nickbudd5857]

The constant mention of Kobe and the do not board the helicopter was a warning

[@zachservello7846]

rattle me bones god dammit dude

[@the_boring_onegames6241]

I thought of Pacific rim uprising

[@stupidboi6556]

Kobe’s dead 😂

[@mariomoreno6940]

My five: -CallmeCarson -Perry the platypus -Post Malone -The yellow m&m -Martin Luther King

[@Elipus22]

I would have gone with Pre Malone. Give Carson something to work with.

[@civic9870]

MLK and Perry are gonna Cary

[@jakestan1185]

Who is Carson the the mega man x legend the speed runner

[@baconflakes3345]

3:33 bro just described smokey and the bandit💀

[@michaelstory2459]

I finally came up with five after 3yrs, Doom guy ofc, Deadpool after the barrel apartment explosion, goofy walking up the beach while being told “you must be goofy if you think you’re getting up this beach”, The Back to the Future DeLorean, and jack jack from The Incredibles. Idk what to think of it but we’ll see ig.

[@skoob1574]

My five: - Obama’s last name - Tmartn - The entire Communist Party - WW1 - A box of Frosted Flakes

[@anarchistdora1990]

The...the ENTIRE....entire communist party?

[@UmbrasMercy]

This Man didn't even go with Count Chocola he needs the whole Communist Party.

[@skoob1574]

Zachary Spencer it’s basically one person

[@aregularperson7453]

_frosted flakes mvp_

[@dragonweezle4876]

None of you pointed out the fact he's having all of ww1

[@KnightsFlame]

1) Danny DeVito 2)Jeff Bazes 3)A actual milk carton 4)Heavenly 5) Heavenly's Pizza

[@pretzals222]

Milk Bag > Milk Carton

[@synergy8879]

all i need is heavenly’s digestive system and geuce’s rage, captain price’s mustache and tachanka and boom, the ultimate team of godslayers.

[@lunatic-10]

this man to this day is putting so much money on fire

[@thelivingglitch1371]

-Hat Kid (A Hat in Time); speed -Reisen Inaba (Touhou); psych-outs -Heavy (TF2); wall -Joker (Persona 5); steals -Henry Stickmin; wild card/distractions

[@cagethelonewolf]

Someone can't count how dumb are you 4v4 you dumbass not 5v5

[@filwilliamson9149]

@@cagethelonewolf Try listening to the end of the video. He changed the question to 5v5. Also, literally every other comment here is doing 5v5 drafts so either you’re blind or you just feel like being a dick.

[@brokenbeta9922]

I know I'm late but Luffy Obvious reasons Goku Get through defense with ultra instinct n shit, deny a three pointer with a back hand like its a stray kasha ball Baldur (God of War PS4) He's swift n agile AF Darth Vader without a cape (Gotta have the Chosen one) Strong with the force, cybernetic enhancements enhance speed and match his reflexes. He uses force fear like blinking so you know he psyching out the whole team he playin And can't forget Prince also for obvious reasons Spare player is Kevin Malone from the Office also for obvious reasons Match would be sponsored in part by the Empire, Nike, n Mountain Dew Emperor Palpatine wearing Nike's: Just Dew It

[@liamsievers6419]

@@cagethelonewolf bro how are you gonna try to insult him and end up looking even stupider, nice one genius

[@cagethelonewolf]

@@liamsievers6419 says the person who uses his real name on youtube enjoy getting doxxed every day of your life

[@DarkThunderism]

Here's my idea for making Rivals more fun. Let them pick the teams and then just like TF2, random team rebalance. Every round. Are you 1 shitter with 4 pros? 3 to 2, shitters to pros? Maybe it's 5 pros vs 5 shitters. The randomness of the Team Shuffle is what makes it fun to watch.

[@emeraldjinx7434]

Indeed

[@Necronmage]

Aye that could actually be fun as hell Random teams every game

[@SeveralOnions]

I literally inhaled my drink after getting hit with Stonewall Jackson at 9:07. Shit was actually hilarious

[@chipzahoy5060]

Damn 4 years ago today, didn’t even realize

[@tylerhickling4821]

My five: GIGN Recruit SAS Recruit GSG 9 Recruit Spetsnaz Recruit FBI SWAT Recruit

[@carlwitt2663]

TASTE THE RAINBOW

[@underpaidmook]

BUM RUSH IMMINENT!

[@billydragon3249]

The ultimate recruit rush

[@astrocookie9062]

Just rush the net

[@smug3339]

You forgot ash

[@mistamemewide]

If I picked a team for a 5v5 pickup game NBA street rules I’d pick 1. osama bin latin 2. Jeff Bezos 3. John F. Kennedy (pre-headshot) 4. Teddy Roosevelt 5. Sans

[@blah007001]

1. An Imperial Fist Space Marine 2. Quanah Parker 3. Luke Skywalker 4. Theodore Roosevelt 5. Solomon Kane

[@p_ecora6647]

Breh Johnny boi is dead

[@filipe_5hdxd372]

And keanu the big boy

[@ApexOfCrabkind]

blah007001 That’s one fortified net

[@remorals2483]

1. Harriet Tubman 2.God 3.Dr Phil 4.Harvey Weinstein 5.malcom X

[@ripnob]

7:11 this is honestly terrifying

[@NoBody-bx4cp]

Damn with the liquor and the pizza you'd think they'd cancel each other out but he just creates a solenoid.

[@kylemonroy2357]

Elon Musk The Queen of England Thanos Rook WITH his buffet Spongebob

[@kylemonroy2357]

A good alternative would be Jake from Jake farm

[@cark1.0]

Solid

[@johnabdallah7575]

WITH his buffet

[@joshuapalma408]

@@kylemonroy2357 I agree, a newborn Jake from the farm of Jakes

[@phremg535]

My five: Heavenly’s organs Tony Stark post Endgame Moody Skeletor The ornament on my tree hanging by a thread Someone who talked back to Gordon Ramsay

[@itsyaboi.1645]

Post endgame. Huh

[@BIGBOSS-bu1jt]

@@itsyaboi.1645 he has the emperor of mankind on his team thats all he needs

[@Ribbons0121R121]

bruh why his _ORGANS_

[@phremg535]

@@Ribbons0121R121 BWJFJWJJD ALCOHOL INTAKE

[@wud4484]

The person that talked back to Gordon Ramsay.😂

[@lupusmaximus1529]

Funny enough got to the segment about vodka as I’m taking a 3rd shot of tequila

[@God-of-canine]

5:49 a former SWAT commander. A Navy seal, marine from irac, master chief, and Spider-Man.

[@wulfgarsdeaddrop8036]

Bruh gimme Steve from Minecraft , Epstein after he “ killed himself”, that one oblivion npc that’s smacked off skooma 24/7, gimme fat Thor ( the gamer version) , and one sentient gamer sups can.

[@gavinbillings6535]

I'll. Second that big man

[@gavinbillings6535]

I'll. Second that big man

[@theghost5941]

@Clu Rosencrans and he‘s still gonna win

[@coltons-truth]

Can I copy that?

[@FlyConeGuy]

Okay... Hear me out. Master Chief. The Mandelorian. Ted from Ted Talks. Doom slayer. Jack Cooper.

[@Bubnezz]

Replace ted or jack with kratos?

[@Jim-lg8sf]

FoxFrenzy hell no. Jack ain’t going nowhere.

[@mistamemewide]

Team Beef

[@Nevarvlx]

Does jack come with bt?

[@gegeutz7743]

Jack could just call in Bt and crush any opposition

[@i.plead.oopsie.daisies]

i got an opera gx ad by you at the start of this video, watching this on opera gx browser, the meta is insane

[@ModernDayKnight03]

There was an old lady who swallowed a fly, Then there's heavenly, who ate pizza pie

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

Badger: It's not about the money... It's about sending a message... Heavenly: What's the message? Badger: Pizza good...

[@BIGSCHMUNGY]

It’s about the Mets baby

[@callmeiz4048]

It's about pizza. HE WAS EATING A FUCKING PIZZA!

[@pieceofschmidtgamer]

@@callmeiz4048 WHILE PLAYING THE FUCKING GAME!

[@-gibby538]

@@BIGSCHMUNGY love the Mets baby

[@BIGSCHMUNGY]

@@-gibby538 lets go hit a home run

[@kanou7473]

"Our goal is to make twitch rivals fun to play and fun to watch" Literally first round : *does nothing* 😂😂😂

[@szysi3k]

And it was still more fun

[@punchmaster4746]

You trying to disrespect the fallen

[@sbgsledgegames7887]

17:19 my five starters are Joakim Broden from the band called Sabaton, the dilophasaurus from Jurassic park that killed Nedry, Captain Price, Dallas from Payday 2, and Grigori Weaver from Black ops 1.