bus

[@FJX2000_Productions]

The hero returns, just when we needed him most

[@JizzyDipper]

HE'S BACK

[@gamalierrosario4963]

Preach

[@storminmormn6283]

To be real man, you’ve made my brothers and I laugh a ton over the years. Thanks for the content and just being hilarious. It was much needed. Glad you’re back!

[@PickSurprise]

Absolutely brilliant as always. Evan is one of the people I'd love to smoke beer with fr

[@ethanwhite3996]

Ahhh dude I'd love to smoke a couple beers with this guy

[@mrgrimrjs]

I think you meant drink a bong

[@PickSurprise]

@@mrgrimrjs nah man, I'm more into injecting pills

[@Nakkiteline]

@@PickSurprise funny enough, thats very common here in Finland.

[@ethanwhite3996]

@@PickSurprise shut up dude

[@TheMattShea]

My man's looking healthy. Good to see ya brother.

[@Sweet4ooth]

The laugh in the background and haunting music gives this otherwise hilarious video such a creepy edge, love it.. great to see you upload again !

[@EtherChaos]

Really happy to see you, man! Glad you're back, hope you've been well, recovery went well all that, hells yeah!

[@AlejandroArch22]

what happened?

[@abhishekjmadan]

@@AlejandroArch22 Other comments mentioned alcohol. Glad he's back.

[@np8443]

this kind of has video from sober house vibes

[@joshs3718]

He's back boys, we're smoking Montegos tonight.

[@Crunchatize_Me_Senpai]

Damn man you look great, I hope you achieved what you set out to achieve and got clean. It’s not easy, I’ve watched one of my closest friends deal with what you were dealing with. You’ve always brought laughter to so many people, so I hope you got all the support you needed to get through it. Much love, my man. You might want to keep a close eye on that Peter guy though. I heard through the grapevine that he’ll kill a man for a pack of smokes.

[@punkfluff3395]

You mean, Montegos for $11.99 plus tax?

[@kylepitts3238]

I said take your time, get healthy, then post.... and this is exactly what you did good sir! Looking healthy, sounding great... go get those "Vietnam" models again.

[@wallis_sin-yu]

Whatever, Kyle.

[@rcgonzo144]

Yea, whatever Kyle

[@johnburba3174]

I feel like LA Turtle would be a great guest feature for a Joel Haver video

[@SecretSauceyjuice]

The giggling in the background made it even more unsettling. Dude has a maniacal laugh and I fucking love it.

[@Chadras74]

I've waited so long for a sign from Evan, I'm so glad to see that smile again!

[@RabY0]

Bro, your style of comedy is SUBLIME. We missed you.

[@jf13579]

Smoking beer and drinking montegos

[@steveperry7799]

He has to kick walk.. ..Kevin Heart.

[@mariannejasmijn8656]

You’ve returned in a blaze of glory my friend. Once again you’ve struck that weird balance between funny, stupid, and macabre. Crazy unique stuff! Thanks man

[@maxuabo]

Peter’s just a sweet heart More peter plz

[@Rydn]

No acceleration. This man just came at 100% speed with this video.

[@cassandra9581]

The dramatic editing and music contrasted by the giggling in the background is hilarious lol

[@LukaFontain]

I’m so happy for you. Peter has grown into such a strong boy, you must be so proud Papa Evan

[@jnperez6163]

Your moves ain’t weak, welcome back!

[@maxuabo]

I would love a mr turtle and peter podcast

[@felipetorra4159]

The edit, the voice, the delivery, THE PLOT. Beautiful. Thank you

[@lowercasej23]

i was just rewatching your videos last night and started to wonder how you're doing these days. sorry bout your friend's liver. anyways, i'm glad the pancreas is okay.

[@clintonleonard5187]

You've struck gold by putting dark, intense music over your skits. It works so well.

[@carrieadcock1250]

lmfao the dude laughing is my antidrug

[@brungulo]

your stoner friend tells you a story while you trip on cough medicine

[@kWazt]

Oh sick. Time to smoke some hops.

[@SlimChimply]

Had to watch it twice just to make sure my mind wasn't playing tricks on me. Hope you're doing well brotha

[@asciishallreceive3871]

Glad to hear your friend is scraping to get by.

[@cassandraoreilly1570]

Thank God your back dude. This made my freaking day

[@DrDave-xq2lt]

The prodigal son returns

[@darp.]

Incredible as always. Glad you're still creating 🙏

[@JohnEboyee]

Thought for real I was being recommended a Sean Penn SNL skit, then saw it was you. Look like you're doing well! What a great surprise!

[@Valcgo]

lots of darkness behind that laugh. great to see ya back.

[@VeiculoIongo]

This is cooler than kid rock smoking weed in a mcdonalds

[@MrUrech]

Kid rock smoked McDonald's?

[@JRT313]

Obviously you’re on the gram but KZbin is where most of your homies are! Nice to see you upload again Evan 🤟🏻 you funny bastard

[@MunicipalityCity]

Montegos are about 4 bucks where I live but with the economy the way it is, theyre still worth putting a friend in the hospital for.

[@1zDiegoz1]

Damn, you’re back! Hope you’re doing much better now.

[@lye1035]

I’m meditating dude

[@asciishallreceive3871]

"Don't look at the camera" lol

[@umbraku_ukenta]

Dude OMG yes, as soon as you said "so I took his wallet cigarettes, Montegos" I died. Still got it

[@robf1557]

how this dude isnt a world renowned writer for anything and everything comedy related is beyond me

[@eineohrfeige]

i think about your vine every time i see someone using their blinker in a parking lot

[@Toonatics]

Our savior has returned.

[@DerDummbabbler]

Welcome back, Legend!

[@i.rod.007]

This comeback has cured my depression

[@MoonHMR]

WELCOME BACK!

[@GorramT]

I will now forever pronounce it Ire-Land

[@ciggyfreud]

depressed as shit and open the tube to this, v happy to see this comeback, welcome back king

[@muhammadabdullah7803]

THE BEST COMEBACK OF THE DECADE

[@peterhessey7732]

So good to have you back, have sorely missed your content!

[@LFSPharaoh]

Was just thinking about you welcome back. Also the dude laughing in the background was gold.

[@michaelnewton319]

So good to see you back on the scene.

[@starmarinedonny5581]

Ugh thank god he's okay. Thank god he's back

[@kaschuer]

Your moves are Not weak .. you are one seriously funny dude

[@haste1407]

Welcome back Turtle. Missed ya these past years.

[@ChagrinElectric]

"You look like if Kid Rock smoked McDonalds"🤣

[@rat_m0nkey]

Thank you Evan, just what I needed 🤘🏻

[@ICanLiftACarUp3790]

This is art.

[@aperfectlycromulentusername]

THE RETURN OF THE KING! 👑

[@nicolemegyeri5267]

Peter,Peter pumpkin weeder, had a life and couldn't feed her. There that's my jankie nursery rhyme for Peter.

[@imadrifter]

Go smoke another beer, nicole

[@Yugvijay]

This where bb ki vine got his life from

[@CraigStewartShares]

Broskies looking slim around the jaws dude bro. But loving the content as always LATurtle 4 eva.

[@hwy_74]

Good to see you back man! You were doing Jeffery Dahmer impressions way before it was cool with this voice!

[@heroinholiday2955]

Im so glad youre back

[@ryantheprofessional7528]

The man, the myth, the turtle

[@RHBTurbochargers]

The laugh in the background was creepy until I saw it was just someone actually laughing 🤣

[@willardlarkinsnow5622]

I’m convinced this is Joe Kerry’s secret identity

[@Numbz2dapain]

This character is literally Anton Newcombe

[@lexicampbell3691]

I'm so glad ezekiel is still by your side, cuzzy. true crew.

[@SlipersonOMG]

“Freedom is secured not by the fulfilling of men's desires, but by the removal of desire.” -- Epictetus

[@killswitch_disengage]

You look good man, welcome back.

[@tfisk25]

The world needs Evan right now

[@Ionic457]

Kings back

[@Thickolas]

Montego is the brand people buy with a ziploc full of rusty nickels

[@MeatPopsicle1408]

I'm so happy to see another video from the legend! Keep doing what you're doing!

[@Kannonify]

He's still got it! ❤️

[@stevenfraielli9869]

I hope you're doing better man. Glad to have you back!

[@TacotheBlackGuy]

Oh man so exciting to see a new upload here! Hope you've been doing well Evan!

[@zachkumo6987]

I needed this.. am now re-Inspired, re-motivated and over all… happy to see you .

[@BurlyBoiGames]

THE TURTLE HAS COME OUT OF HIS SHELL

[@SEATACx]

Glad you're back but Peter for the LOVE OF GOD don't look at the camera ever again

[@FlippyNipps93]

You look better, man. Healthier. Welcome back

[@IntingPig]

Okay, good to see you back. Hope you're doing well my guy, glad to see you're still pushing on

[@jcpablo6709]

The legend returns. There were no moves

[@Lorcan.oshanahan]

Good to see you laughing with friends!

[@dudeman6593]

Thank God

[@GFreezey]

Reunited and it feels so good

[@BigBird104]

My guy's back!

[@brianabia593]

Peter's laugh. Hahaha

[@travisburkley23]

Hes returned!!! I've missed him

[@TheBinarySon]

YEEEEEESSSSS!!!!!! CONGRATS ON COMING BACK!!!!!!!

[@Guaguadeath]

So that's where you've been underneath a bus this whole time. For real though I had to double take when I saw your notification popped up I thought you were done but I'm glad to see you back man

[@chronosoul1837]

Bruh. You are the splitting image of Kazuhira Miller from Metal Gear. You could totally pass in to play as him, if he is in the mythical Metal Gear movie that is in production for over 10 years, now.

[@jcpablo6709]

One of the last remaining viners

[@tilbin7855]

This guy turned into a blonde bearded Joe Kerry Not that I'm complaining

[@hoonaignachowaneha]

Holy shit he's back! Love you Turtle man!

[@spennybones8055]

Welcome back. We saved your seat at the head of the table. Time for a feast.

[@magdalenadolencic8908]

I was just showing "dying" to my friends a week ago! A legend returns