Furina's Newest Invention (Genshin Impact Comic Dub)

[@lightcpkhfm2305]

I mean... I am pretty sure the male population of Fontaine would rethink doing crime if this was the punishment

[@Thunder12o994]

The Oratrice Mechanique D'analyse Cardinal sentences you to... Furina's Dick Smasher

[@lilartist9892]

​@@Thunder12o994" The *what* smasher...!?"

[@nanoman8]

I mean the pussy pear didn't stop the female population

[@Girlfailure4life]

@@lilartist9892 help They didnt even censor the d-word

[@Penelope_Stan14]

@@Girlfailure4lifeI SEE YOU EVERYWHERE

[@vrrfux4626]

"Hydro dragon, hydro dragon, please don't cry"😂😂😂

[@gennotale]

YOUR COMMENT MAKE ME LAUGH LMAO

[@jaygrace7380]

Hydro dragon, Hydro dragon, please don’t cry. Run away from your Archon instead.

[@lukca-i2c]

@@jaygrace7380 true

[@LupineInvisible]

@@jaygrace7380 To the hydro archon say goodbye

[@Mc_Capitano]

Neuvillete: how can I not

[@burnoutcat2387]

"... I will be adding sexual harassment to lady Furina's charges. This one is personal I will admit."

[@countmatt9844]

Aether:I took Furina back to her apartment for house arrest and blew up the dick smasher

[@LeivenFrestea]

PERSONAL 😭😭😭😭

[@petrdockal5005]

Timeline where furina didn't make it and went insane

[@buffedsans8761]

Oh hell no, but still sounds funny a true bratty archon lol💀

[@Mori01T-k3p]

“off with his smaller head” 💀💀

[@alisalocke2001]

headS

[@firestorm376]

Neuvillette clearly isn't paid enough to tolerate his Archon's nonsense.

[@Pudding404]

Cognative behavioral therapy with Furina.💀 That's certainly a way to have Neuvillette lose his cool.

[@bella_daze3092]

I mean- fair

[@Chloe-rj2wt]

Lynette, turning to her brothers: don’t worry, she might be an archon, but to get to you guys she’s going to have to go through me… *Meanwhile* Siengwinne: Your Grace, Furina wants you to test something

[@Hypersonic-jq7uq]

Choraline I think that's how you spell her name: NO YOU WON'T

[@Chloe-rj2wt]

@@Hypersonic-jq7uq *Clorindide Wriothesely: what’s the worst that could happen?

[@lilartist9892]

@@Chloe-rj2wt Neuvilette: ........ *Praying* Furina: GARDESSSS~~!! Take your grace and follow me~!!!

[@Chloe-rj2wt]

@@lilartist9892 Wriothesley: so, what exactly is this you want me to try out? Lyney and Freminet: *giving thanks Wriothesley is doing it instead of them.*

[@lilartist9892]

@@Chloe-rj2wt Furina: *Showing off the Furina Dick Smasher* This wonderful creation ✨ 🎢💥🎢 ➡️💥 ⬅️... Neuvilette: *Hand of shoulder* "You have been a good trusted friend......" Clorinde: "I'll be sure to keep your tea collection in a vault."

[@lonely-lee]

"his smaller head" LMAO FURINAS TOO ICONIC

[@imtoolazytolookforausernam3946]

Who doesn't love an unhinged Furina

[@ilivory974]

Furina probably didnt consider that it might kill somebody

[@guilhermegaspar752]

That has not been born yet

[@kateb1127]

I love how the plans say "Girl or guy" which means Furina fully considers using it on trans women and nonbinary folks too

[@generalpsyduck2624]

Inclusivity at it's finest

[@cesarsolis5737]

🤣🤣🤣

[@livingreverie5951]

Venti is not safe

[@SadLonelyBagel]

new bottom surgery just dropped

[@Emomikewazowski]

@@livingreverie5951 WAIT NO

[@CCThea-wp3df]

"Off with his smaller head" IM CRYING

[@luisreynamboarcos2958]

...are we sure furina knows what dick means? She speaks with such security that I consider she is misunderstanding something for some reason.

[@lilartist9892]

I don't think lady furina knows what... That part.. is...

[@boi16hyper16]

she did say off with his smaller head so

[@LeivenFrestea]

Those 500 years she MUST have at least learned sexual education. Reading a book about it and such

[@jellyxunhooichng3723]

@@LeivenFrestea I find it unlikely. Firstly, we can tell that as an archon, she is unlikely to need education, secondly, 500 years ago, education was likely to be reserved for only the higher class, or maybe does not exist at all, which we can tell by the looks of it since we can observe not a lot of school buildings, of which only Fontaine has a research institute(so far). We can also infer that Focalors would be unlikely to impart the sexual knowledge needed onto Furina as it was never spoken about(also, what reason would she have, iirc, she wanted Furina to be human, and what human would know what a d*** is unless they were taught.).

[@Random_Hooman]

As a girl AND technically a simp for Neuvillette. *I have never felt more uncomfortable in my life.*

[@theinsecthashira]

same

[@RuanMei_SocietyGenius]

We need Neuvillete himself and his peepee safe and in function

[@leo.shipper]

Nevy regretting evey decisions he ever made

[@shutupplease9455]

hmm i saw neuvillette running like sonic to the palais mermonia .. i tried to stop him for a hi but he seemed to be busy running away from furina.. a few minutes later i heard the loud thud from within the palais mermonia. like a door closing . neuvilette seems to have locked himself in his room

[@CorvusTheII]

Neuvilette, your sacrifice won't be forgotten by us RIP to another chance of a generation with you

[@frostywolfie]

hydro dragon, hydro dragon, would you like some therapy?

[@oyfum2638]

What suffering for 500 yrs does to mf:

[@the_apotecary_from_tf2]

Hydro dragon, hydro dragon RUN FOR YOUR LIFE

[@bella_daze3092]

0:37 THIS PANNEL HAD ME LOSING IT HELP

[@allaur2]

it is part of the plan to save fontaine, my dear ludex

[@theinsecthashira]

Don't worry Monsieur Neuvillette, this is for the salvation of Fontaine

[@bella_daze3092]

1:19 POV: you’re getting every single life choice you’ve ever made in your entire life

[@eternalmaximum6899]

Lyney: what the hell

[@NostalgiaArtist]

teyvat's earliest bottom surgery

[@gibbhartin643]

"Do that and I will unleash the entirety of the primordial sea I SWEAR TO YOU"

[@cesarsolis5737]

When you fail at NNN

[@cesarsolis5737]

Just what the actual f is she thinking 😂😂😂

[@FredyAndreas]

Furina why not take some prisoner to be the test subject?

[@LordEyepatch]

Aether: *Can I try this Dick Smasher, Furina.*

[@Existence_is_a_pain]

Lumine: FOR THE LAST TIME AETHER, STOP TRYING TO RUIN MY ROMANTIC RELATIONSHIPS! D:

[@FontaineLovers]

furina's VA nailed it

[@IsabellaBusa-ze1hj]

Focalores checking on her nation and furina: Furina i heard the rumers and although you are the acting hydro archon your still human and you cant be doing this… especially with neivillete.

[@DrLizShawOBE2]

Claude put you up to this, didn't he, Furina?

[@shanedoesyoutube8001]

If you mean fire emblem Claude Then it means it's rizzley

[@DrLizShawOBE2]

Ding ding ding ding diiiiiiiiing!

[@PerfectinDBZ]

That’s one way of “CRUNCH”ing the numbers 😂

[@Kai-ye8cr]

I’m saving my otter dragon from this

[@Hannah-t5z]

For everyone’s sake, just burn those plans and hypnotize furina. They’ll probably pay you.

[@tecchous_atrocious_food_combos]

1:35 he was so real for this

[@MaxMikescrool1]

*_TWO TAILS?!_*

[@snowieser]

OMG WHY FURINA SAY D1CK💀💀💀 IM LAUGHING TO HARDDDD💀💀

[@OfficallyOutertale_Phantasm]

Fallen leaves….ADORE MY NIGHT

[@MaxMikescrool1]

_🎶Hydro dragon.. hydro dragon🎶_ *_run_*

[@kerin6007]

It's for justice 🤣🤣⚖️💙💙💙👑

[@Kagenou_CidV2]

What!? Ain't no way I'm losing my kid! 😂

[@Zara_4952]

THIS IS WAY TO FUNNY 😂😂😂😂

[@StarrynighteclipseYT]

Fremi is covering his ears

[@yellowroo]

Ok but after a Genshin ad there was "fish ocean game"

[@mhervyrenzelgarcia3827]

furina still pissed at the Home of the Hearth

[@Takara134]

Don't let Wriothesley watch this .

[@brightb5339]

Hey, free bottom surgery

[@lukca-i2c]

true, but less safe

[@countmatt9844]

Aether:SEND HELP!

[@MARZ-qu5rc]

It's gonna be raining HARD TODAY BOYS!

[@Lyney.lover1020]

the lyney was too stunned to speak and then got scared af

[@sakiamira]

IM WHEEZING

[@aru8536]

This lives rent free in my head

[@lovely-nj5xo]

if genshin chars had twitter "its hailing😊 the hail balls are crushed-"

[@simpledimple5235]

Me rejoicing in Furinas newest invention because everyone in Fontaine deserves it for being jerks to her after she saved them and suffered for them for 500 years😍😍😍😍🥰🥰🥰🥰❤️❤️❤️❤️🤭🤭🤭🤭

[@Pastelle_Sweetie]

Furina dosent understand 💀

[@zarinadulkadir5366]

Furina, i volunteer✋

[@simimcc]

What justice bro 💀💀💀 and I was on the SAME page as Lyney because before he asked if it was safe I had said the exact things ;-;

[@humanfindingabettername9630]

Nuvilette are you ok?💀💀💀💀😳

[@Zuper2025]

Oh God...I can't my stomach hurts-

[@sayianpride3058]

R.I.P

[@gipsy6495]

So i came here to laugh...and i did, but it also made me think twice before doing something bad..

[@Lov3ly_z]

I CANT BREAAAAAAAAATHE💀😭

[@MyNvtsTasteGreat]

I don't know what I just watched but im down for it

[@BusArrowsStudios]

Thanks for your support

[@Bacon_Protogen1111]

*holding laughter*

[@fandango_boi]

this is literally ME lvl of bs I say on discord(with Furina PFP)

[@AkarieShoutuko]

1:29 nah the way she says it bjajajajajajajajajajajaajjajajajaj💀💀💀💀

[@Creative_Sanchez_18]

It’s not why am I still alive it’s more like how is he still alive, I mean this isn’t the first furina have done this in 500 years -_-

[@swaggerarmy499]

Bro why is the text so small and grainy that i can't read it

[@failure3250]

new bottom surgery just dropped

[@AnthroGearhead]

ooof

[@PepperBell-oj5e]

Are you sure it’s safe? I think it being incredibly unsafe is somewhat of the point.

[@evaespejo5753]

I'm crying HGAHAHAHAHAH

[@soup_serum5990]

heeheeheeheeheehee

[@IanAncahas]

AYOOOOOOOO😂😂😂

[@AeaP3466w]

HELP

[@ailen6889]

wha- jaja poor them

[@mc_neuvi]

oh shit

[@Lyney.lover1020]

hey what is happening

[@BusArrowsStudios]

@@Lyney.lover1020 magic

[@Lyney.lover1020]

ok

[@Lyney.lover1020]

yea i know what is happening. Furina's great idea but it takes resinless behavior at it's finest to come up with something like this

[@snowieser]

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@BusArrowsStudios]

You okay?

[@Roseoaxillaris]

This is disgusting…

[@BusArrowsStudios]

How?

[@lilartist9892]

Why you cclick on the video?

[@Cryogenic_]

This is why I hate furina