BUT I THOUGHT YOU SAID YOU LIKED CARDS? Historic MTG Arena

For all your Jason Dennis - needs
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Deck
4 Forced Fruition (WOT) 18
4 Isolated Chapel (DAR) 241
3 Sheoldred, the Apocalypse (DMU) 107
4 Smothering Tithe (RNA) 22
4 Underworld Dreams (THB) 121
4 Induced Amnesia (RIX) 40
4 Coldsteel Heart (CSP) 136
3 Ob Nixilis, the Hate-Twisted (WAR) 100
4 Raffine's Tower (SNC) 254
4 Godless Shrine (RNA) 248
4 Watery Grave (GRN) 259
3 Caves of Koilos (DMU) 244
3 Underground River (BRO) 267
4 Drowned Catacomb (XLN) 253
4 Wrath of God (AKR) 46
1 Mind Stone (WTH) 153
3 Orcish Bowmasters (LTR) 103
#MTGArena

[@TROLOLOLOLO007]

The entire MTG community: Orcish bowmasters is so annoying and in every deck! Dark Lord: oh wow I’ve never seen this card before. Seems pretty good actually

[@marcusanthony9322]

bUt iT DiEs tO ReMoVaL

[@insertname6670]

“It such a coincidence that our first opponent was playing this card, it actually seems kinda good!”

[@My1xT]

In this deck at least it is on topic tho and not just some random tech option

[@zacharylott7376]

😊

[@Joris0815]

Trust me Dark Lord, you dont have to tell anyone what orcish bowmaster does lol

[@aetherwalker5434]

The Dark Lord does not concern himself with peasant meta cards. Lmao, he hadn't even read it yet 😂😂😂

[@VitorSantos-jm8tb]

I hadn't learned yet from the 3.000.000 times i've faced it 😅

[@Tharkon]

He also told us about Defense of the Heart which is 24 years old, while Orcish Bowmaster is only 3 months old. It's just a matter of if it has featured on the channel before without assumptions of if you know the card some other way. I didn't know about Orcish Bowmasters, mostly because I don't really bother reading all the new sets and especially the LotR sets considering they're butchering the art, I mean, why is Aragorn is black.

[@joshuanewell4316]

@@Tharkonthey couldn’t use the movie art anyway so it literally doesn’t matter

[@phixidelta]

I haven't played arena in like a year, so I had no idea lol I have built this deck before tho so I knew the rest of em

[@koolaiddude7685894]

You know the dark lord is an absolute gigachad when he calls himself "mono black magic" and just casually has been ignoring bowmasters for months. What a lad

[@aetherwalker5434]

The Dark Lord Reading Orcish Bowmasters for the first time is peak Jason Dennis!

[@mcboy6464]

This is how we know the dark lord has been busy, he's unaware of bowmaster supremacy

[@MrNukealizer]

Yeah, I was laughing when he was like "what a coincidence that he had Orcish Bowmasters" like it's not the most popular card in historic or something.

[@technocolossus]

Dante was such a good guy for flashing in the Orcish Bowmaster to give The Dingus Lord the idea before he shipped it away without seeing it.

[@Fattyb00batty]

Beating every deck but losing to squirrels is actually perfect

[@bluenewwave13]

Forced Fruition has been my favorite pet card since Lorwyn. If you can protect the enchantment, very few players think about how to use it effectively and drown in cards. Great in Group Hug!

[@Quiggles-bf2oh]

The card forced fruition has one of the most amusing effects ever and I absolutely love that you made it into a working deck.

[@DarkSyan]

Is this the legendary counter to mono red??? The dark master did great but... WHERE IS MY 20 RAT COMBO??

[@enggilbertoguimaraes]

Hope, my friend, is all that is left... 😥

[@holtec333]

The last game, you made the guy choose the cards he wanted to keep, and then took them all away from him. I haven't laughed in a long time lol.

[@tyleremery7088]

Brutal

[@williambarnes5023]

"Damn I have all these cards, but I have to be careful which ones I play. What will help me most? Which of these seven do I want to not go into the graveyard because they're most helpful? I gotta think fast, there's a turn timer. Dang this is stressful... " "I understand. This is a big decision. Take your time. Think carefully." "Okay, I think I got it. Yeah, these are my picks." "Ready to pass your turn?" "Yeah. I'm keeping these." "Okay, great. Now exile all those and draw more." "I HATE YOU!"

[@MrJoberg]

Dark Lord has wildcards for 4x forced fruition, but didn’t have the playset of bowmasters yet

[@obadijahparks]

Of you gave orcish bowbaster death touch/poison..... it'll win that way too.

[@realroliver]

If I could "like" this video 57 times, I would! Drawing my deck/making my opponent draw their deck/etc are my favorite win-cons. Well done!

[@fluffyfang4213]

I like the idea, but I'm pretty sure Bowmasters and Sheoldred are all the combo you need with it, especially with Bowmaster's Flash. Still, if you're all in on the spectacle, may I recommend adding in Tergrid? Having them discard to hand size resulting in you playing half their deck just sounds fun.

[@davidcrawford5324]

There's a version of Jin-Gitaxias that makes the opponent's hand size be 0 (actually it reduces it by 7 but it's the same thing)...Imagine having to draw all of those cards and not being able to play a single one of them in instances where they are already tapped out lmfao

[@AlejandroMeri]

Hey Chris, what's your favourite card and why is it Smothering Tithe? xD

[@louisvisagie283]

perfect deck to use against CGB

[@kOfTheQ]

The guy in the last game didn't forfeit because you were doing damage with dreams; He forfeited by the emotional damage from choosing those 7 cards from a 21 card hand, then seeing them all disappear.

[@davidcrawford5324]

Yeah that was quite brutal...I'd have been quite salty too given all those decisions on what to keep/toss and then losing it all anyway. I've had discard decks do crap like that to me too and like he did...I rage scooped in response

[@SilverSeeker]

Your content genuinely causes me to laugh bro, love it.

[@kitsovereign4127]

Not that you ever cast Wrath of God, but it might be fun to replace it with Shatter the Sky, or Depopulate, to give your opponent an extra card.

[@nickjoseph77]

These poor opponents. I am shocked Chris hadn't seen or didn't remember bowmaster.

[@karlkhansen]

Underworld Dreams and Smothering Tithe triggering at the same time is just the biggest insult 😂 Like: "Oh you're not gonna pay your taxes? *slap*." Or "Ah thank you for paying your taxes sir.... *slap*" 😂

[@NoyzBot]

just discovered you, this is my first video of yours, and I must give my first impressions: you appear to have a fantastic energy that keeps me invested in the video, and a deck idea that makes my little heart sing, so you get a 10/10 mon ami

[@Deliriation]

That first match up was brutal haha Edit: there were many brutal matches. Fun deck! This is my kinda jank

[@dreamwolf7302]

Buddy of mine plays in a group, where another guy plays Necuzar, the Mindrazer. Apparently Tefri's toys, and forced fruition, are staples.

[@Niskiss]

Those casual 2086 uncommon wildcards on Chris's account: 👁👃🏼👁

[@ReoRayearth27]

Forced Fruition is my favorite card ever printed in MTG. I love it so much.

[@enggilbertoguimaraes]

This is the most subversive deck i've seen

[@ryanbolson23]

3:35 dude he only has 1 black mana. He physically cannot play arena. He just physically cannot.

[@FoxTashikata]

I love the fact that your first opponent responded to the triggers already on the stack. Well you can die now or later sir 😂

[@Hawk-ly9fi]

Asking opp to play Phyrexian Arena when he doesn't have 2 black mana.

[@oia]

🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉 more jank from the Dark Lord!

[@firestar5810]

Watching our Dark Lord throw the game against squirrels was painful TwT

[@goreobsessed2308]

This is officially the jankiest card totally bad unless you build around it lol

[@KanMenCabanIxLamat]

The Dark Lord: Oh my lord! Orcish Bowmasters is perfect! Jason Dennis: So you like the card I designed? Took you long enough.

[@donaldnegron9]

Dude this deck made my day I can’t wait to spend all my wilds on it

[@babisbabinos8075]

Nice haircut!

[@arielpavon694]

I tried an Orzhov version of this deck, but it didn't work for me. It was too slow even with all those removals.

[@manectricman5090]

Forced Fruition is one of my favorite cards.

[@matthewsemenuk8953]

"Oh Sir. That isn't the time of Ominous seas" lol

[@MGmirkin]

No Howling mine? No Folio of Fancies (to sink Tithe treasure tokens)? No Peer into the Abyss [another mana sink]? No Rule of Law [so they can only cast 1 card and have discard a sh!t ton every turn]? Ahh well.. ;)

[@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself]

Torment of Hailfire is another good use for all that treasure.

[@Somethingorother00]

"This is the Dark Souls version of Magic", man never change, Chris

[@Kuryux]

mlooord finding out about bowmasters XDDD

[@BassandClap]

This deck is so cruel, i love it

[@Crash32378]

This maybe my new favorite deck

[@fredlal]

love thos combo lol i never though of it

[@ferdithetank7535]

Forced Fruition is the most fun mill card ever printed.

[@SporePunch]

I'm a big fan of Peer Into The Abyss as a kill button in my Bowmaster/Sheoldred decks

[@NoActuallyGo-KCUF-Yourself]

A nice riff of the Peer into Abyss combo. Would also be funny to include Tergrid for when opponent starts discarding 7 cards each turn.

[@Morax024]

glorious jank

[@asge17]

Orcish bowmaster good in a deck that Force op to draw their entire library who would have thought of such a thing

[@Billy-bd2oe]

Terrible deck, in todays meta with cards like the one ring etc, I lost pretty much every game I played against a variety of decks, and no Im not a bad MTG player, the deck isjust a one trick pony and very weak against most other decks of today in Historic.

[@Neobreaker]

This deck tech is absolutely bonkers! I love it!

[@froggouk2]

This works because not enough people run enchantment/permanent removal. They're all in on the burn spells and creature removal. WHich is crazy givenm the amount of enchantments in Wilds of Eldraine and Enchanting Tales.

[@froggouk2]

13:12 - Technically, doesn't Smothering Tithe mean if he gives you a treasure token, he's paid his taxes? Paying mana is him skipping on it. Right?

[@jj-sc1kq]

Seeing forced fruition makes me think about a deck I built once with Walking Archive. It too gave the opponent way too many cards in hand. Now I am thinking about how I can update that deck.

[@nikwaggoner2480]

If you play arena on a phone (I have the Samsung fold so very big screen) forced fruition makes it next to impossible to discard at end of turn and causes you to rope and lose. I literally just spam tap every time now hoping to hold 1 or 2 usable cards or that my board will carry me.

[@Canadianvoice]

As a new player rocking a nazgul and orcish bowmaster deck, i love pissing off veterans of magic. Stay salty its a card game people.

[@durchlochert6075]

Why do you show your best combo at the VERY beginning of the video, I love your content, but like that is the crescendo of the video, and it takes all the fire out of the video.

[@Tristyn_Waterman]

this deck is very funny. maybe supreme verdict over wrath of god? if you need to boardwipe it can't be countered by any counterspells you may have drawn opponent into

[@bariltrailette]

Orcish bowmaster needs a higher mana cost, so stupid card 1 damage not only creature you chose and amass each time opponent draw a card except draw step is really stupid underworld dream can be a common card now 3 black mana is a lot when you have orcish for 1 black mana and a colorless.

[@Phorton71]

So i changed the deck a little with the lands instead of pain lands i used ones that give me one life to help with the early game. Also instead of wrath of god i went with Time wipe ( 1 colorless 2 white 1 blue) to save a Sheoldred, the Apocalypse if i needed to clear the board. it works well still

[@bronchiel]

I'm making this sort of a commander deck... maybe i should do it in esper colors instead of dimir, just to annoy everyone even more

[@Bradley-b1h]

Id rather you the dictionary thesaurus encyclopedia than some book of the dead...

[@helltube4523]

You play first you win. You play second you lose. Modern magic.

[@Qub3rs]

"Here, have some cards"... LOL...This was fun to watch...

[@ThatGSguy]

Watch from 4:45 and then watch 1:01 and then tell me what the hell I'm looking at here.

[@johnthompson8580]

used to play the tried and true undie mixed with the ol teferi puzzle box back in the day

[@Bradley-b1h]

Not some dark lord, be bright...could have been davriel

[@chrisquint3656]

Wouldn’t howling mine fit in here also?

[@Bradley-b1h]

Make purgation guy lol...or you are beset the wrong pathway

[@falformfreeform9553]

Chris play Fruitful Futiton with Teregrid

[@rileykrupp9139]

OMG this gave me an amazing idea for a sauron commander deck

[@DanielConstantinoS]

Medic geek has no life link. Oh the hypocrisy.

[@DarkRavedgeHollow]

this is a deck im going to make, just to annoy people. i love this

[@B-Randall]

I’m absolutely giggling at this deck

[@FoxTashikata]

This is an obvious build. Should have thought of it first 😂

[@r12365]

What a coincidence that an opponent had one of the best cards in Standard in their deck!

[@themcons50]

oh this deck would be so annoying to play LOL

[@Eldrad235]

Bowmaster is so busted!!! I wanted more games :(

[@KevonLindenberg]

I love watching you lose to your own jank.

[@Pangolinz]

I don't like cards that much...😅

[@olliegrant5375]

Would commit to memory be worth running as a one of?

[@closedcaskit]

I like it because he's talking to me, we have the same name

[@MainTopmastStaysail]

Orcish Bowmasters? Who knew???

[@spoopyboi1882]

turned nekusar edh into a 60 card deck. Brutal

[@vladimirbarrios6671]

I f@#!:*! love this deck😂

[@Snowy_Yuki666]

play forced fruition as a mill deck

[@shootfromtheright2712]

Jason Dennis' only opponent is himself.

[@DuaneMckenzie80]

This is the meanest deck you ever made.

[@honestabe411]

Hotel trivago 😂

[@mascalian]

But... But... .. is it competitive?!

[@zeke243]

I think waste not would be a good add

[@johnnyher559]

I have this combo in my edh deck

[@scottwilliams2968]

This is one of my favorites so far lol

[@erebus7611]

This deeck is EXTREME....EEEE

[@friendly115]

the new haircut 🥵🥵🥵🥵

[@akshayy_xd]

I love this deck 😂😂😂😂

[@brandonhunt3781]

This needs Waste Not!!

[@themadhouse9468]

New haircut same shirt