*buys one house plant*

Where all my plant daddies at ?? (now that y'all are listening, START A REAL FAMILY) jk live your life.
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plants lol.

[@TrevorWallace]

See me live this weekend in Wisconsin (July 23-25)
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[@irjer]

No

[@ghostoastt]

I don’t live in any of those places so no.

[@parvejar8733]

Youre wrong

[@fuzzykat5285]

I really wish I could go but it's so far away!

[@moriahbrown1033]

Me and some of my friends are going to the Wisconsin show on Thursday! I’ve been a long time fan and am so hyped to go. It’ll be my first comedy show

[@Danidev]

coke is cool and all but have you heard about O X Y G E N?

[@tomgonk]

Dani I have not, please enlighten me

[@marino1805]

Hey, nice seeing you here :D

[@ppwithaweewee9403]

Ohh Dani the meme game dev

[@cohenr99]

Hi dani

[@L3uX]

Oxygen is cool and all, but you heard of OXYGEN and COTTON? O X Y C O N T I N

[@itsduck8415]

I love how Trevor’s face is perfect for every stereotype

[@dayshawna]

it’s all about the personality

[@0505dry90]

He looks like tim Roth and Christian Slater dragon ball z fusioned together lol

[@reredongy]

Zaucegod Give up

[@TheTrueVirus22]

@Zaucegod You lied. I did regret it.

[@rezgd1583]

Stolen comment

[@TrevorWallace]

hello hi plant daddies

[@nickp3402]

Hi Trevor

[@lazerstrikegaming198]

Hi

[@svnsparks]

i kick my cat for fun sometimes

[@yeetgod2546]

At first i thought this video was referring to your weed plant

[@Demogenic]

Hi

[@RayMak]

I can feel the oxygen from here

[@gs1290]

Why are your comments on a bunch of videos like wtf Like why:

[@peerbrent]

G S Cause he wants to And he can

[@7wrenchbench]

@@peerbrent what

[@raggedyhaggity250]

@@peerbrent how dare you defend this serial commenter. You don't know the agony and confusion we feel seeing this dude everywhere

[@djapolloblu]

Dude you are seriously strange mate I've seen your comment on almost every video in my recommend even the guitar covers and guitarists and bassists I follow you're a commentator legend my dudes

[@dexterflash7275]

“You can call me the plant poppy, fern father, the orchard orphan, the succulent sucker.” 😂

[@MonetMakeup]

Plant papi* lmaooo but Poppy nice

[@OvergrownWithTheMoss]

Plant Papi*

[@simonwya]

“The last one was a joke hahaha (no it wasn’t)”

[@MonetMakeup]

Chase D. H. Wow you’re offended somebody enjoyed the video. So sorry 🙃

[@colepurnhagen538]

Who else read this comment as soon as he started saying it in the video

[@whiiskeyrabbit3109]

“I moved down here for the weather and of course.... the drugs” Forecast: mild wind chill with 100% chance of..... *SNOW* ❄️

[@kronosrogers1182]

Nobody: Me a Texan: that sounds awesome

[@SilenceOfAura]

I was reading this as that scene played lmao

[@whydoyoucare3956]

The one dislike is from the house plant.

[@bradeneve9586]

Penis

[@fadingkoz]

the one dislike is from a penis?

[@deco7217]

The human daughter disliked the video

[@ianh1504]

Oh my god hes already bought 62 plants someone get him help

[@swagingexo_osh8487]

Bet he wasn't paid enough

[@salinuh1467]

When 2/3 of the plants he’s fretting about sunlight over are famous for being lowlight plants 😂

[@tsvetelinamihaylova9036]

Right, I'm sitting here stressing over the sansevieria in direct sunlight

[@klumkalani9017]

"I know that fertilizer aint the only thing getting wet right now...*nuts in vegan*" Bruh Im weak XD

[@morningstarlink]

This is literally my dad right now, ever since the quarantine started he's been addicted to plants, and is now a full time gardener haha

[@PizzaNInja1000]

Same 😂

[@user-lm8gb3cy4b]

I started to grow a tree and now I have 5plants growing 😁🤦🤦

[@N7Winter]

Big same lol I started before quarantine, but it’s gotten so bad 😂

[@lucidstarlight3296]

a bought a bunch of plants and they started dying within just a few days, I have no idea what I did wrong, bruh I'm so useless

[@user-lm8gb3cy4b]

@@lucidstarlight3296 make sure you water them after u get them even tho it's kinda moist do it anyway then just wait a few days for it to use the water and if it's getting somehow like kind of dieing buy fertilizer i bet that will help By the way hope this helps😎😄

[@six5whiteguy637]

“I’m originally from Portland, Oregon. You can say I’m a trans......plant.”

[@jeffreyahn2337]

“nuts in vegan” 😂😂😂😂😂

[@TriniLush7]

Okay, I thought I wasn’t trippin’ 😂😂😂

[@nova_vista]

that just made me spit out my purified water

[@evabernh]

You forgot to make a joke about the fact that I filter my water in a brita just to water them with less chalky water

[@worked7815]

wat da fuq

[@cecilyerker]

I also use filtered water because chlorine is bad for plants.

[@evashukevich5640]

Oh Hey

[@Fartless69420]

*Nuts in vegan* I never thought I would see that sentence ever

[@wrld2702]

Anime thighs

[@cohenfergusonYT]

fr tho i was like wtf is goin on

[@kanahrevivethechat8820]

@@wrld2702 wth

[@something8245]

Well yeah cuz it's nut-based

[@brisket1244]

I feel like he’s secretly a drug dealer because he literally talks about drugs every video..

[@herniethetwig7994]

Drugs are just fun to do lol

[@lmmm1459]

He probably does them

[@Udontkno7]

that’s just what they do in LA

[@hel2727]

@@herniethetwig7994 yeah especially when you die lol I love them too

[@herniethetwig7994]

Ree I mainly take psychedelics and weed only which are completely harmless and extremely enlightening but you can keep trusting the government sweetie

[@the_ferris_system8333]

"okay, well, cocaine is from a plant, so, in a sense:" "i am a plant" that logic tho

[@vyws]

made out of cocaine

[@ephex3094]

You are what you snort

[@lucabrasi3964]

He must be gasoline, sulphuric acid and bleach aswell then

[@Batballification]

I’ve never been made uncomfortable by a plant but that closet scene was dangerously close

[@waken71]

"It's time to water my daughter" 😂😳

[@elenakeller9055]

“No not that one.”

[@fear1098]

"Now she's all we-" oh wait, no wrong website sorry.

[@elemental-gamingmore9005]

FBI oPeN uP!!

[@leociresi4292]

Joaquin Buy some water hyacinth, you’ll soon have four daughters, then eight, so on........

[@AaronTsuii]

“So in a sense I am a plant” *this man roasted himself faster than eminem in 8 mile couldve*

[@booty_hunter4207]

Swing and a miss bruh

[@leociresi4292]

Aaron 1568.000.000 houseplants disliked this video.

[@brokenback8378]

Trevor Wallace can portray every type of person that lives in LA😂

[@Becky_Cal]

Micah Curiel - Every type of person that lives in AMERICA. I’m an LA native and we don’t reference drugs constantly...that’s all the Midwest, Appalachia and North East 😉

[@brokenback8378]

Becca.SoCal dont get mad Becca lol

[@juliahopesmith7926]

The douchey cardigan is everything Like I genuinely don’t understand how one person can play so many characters so well lmao

[@carmellosharp7653]

The whole outfit too, tho

[@alfusmusic7330]

*LMAO why you exposing us new plant owners like that* 😂

[@AmxrJ99]

Lol shit.

[@vaitishdd]

The 5 dislikes are the 5 houseplants that got left home

[@andressilva5593]

lmk what you think soundcloud.com/aunjie/zipper-prod-youngask

[@rreflexxive6770]

“Buys one house plant” Thumbnail: two plants

[@leociresi4292]

Rreflexxive Should be Buys one houseplant.............

[@renatakozlowski2997]

That whole evil voice “PLANTS” freakin killed me 😂

[@ilan6866]

“It just adds so much life to my house”

[@CadenLeClear]

BnanB BnanB so true

[@edwardsokolowochoa8831]

What if Trevor actually has a cocaine addiction and he’s been calling for help all this time?

[@Nerflover10097]

@Cora Theran it's surprised moron

[@jack-rx4bf]

@Cora Theran “you skinny camel” Lmao what kind of a fucking insult is that

[@josukehigashikata9357]

A good one b.

[@ayad3834]

@@jack-rx4bf a godly tier insult my friend

[@heijimikata7181]

I mean….it’s not that easy to get physically addicted to cocaine, especially the purer variants.

[@yeetyeetyeet1967]

This is funny cuz my dad does coke and recently got himself a house plant

[@jonathanalvarez8904]

Ahh marriage

[@Benjiistonedef]

Legal coke??

[@josephbassey1501]

I'm sure it's for medicinal reasons bro, don't judge

[@Benjiistonedef]

Joseph Bassey I wasn’t trying to judge, I’m just concerned

[@Benjiistonedef]

And if it is medical, that answers my question

[@zztopcommentgodzz312]

Someone was confused, so as an American I can confirm: It is not a norm for EVERYONE to own plants👌

[@ravenpandoragray1619]

“I just raise plants so I don’t have to raise children” I felt that 😂

[@calebpackwood4239]

When quarantine gets so bad to where you start making out with snake plants

[@rqmamshbeg2056]

I sometimes think trevor is being serious when he plays these characters

[@michaelbarre7696]

Haven’t seen the video yet, but my first houseplant is coming in today lmao

[@YchromieHomie]

Did anyone else see that the subtitles said “nuts in vegan”.

[@Literally___Me]

Oh god

[@waluigionadinosaursquisham4035]

*Eugh*

[@itayhaikin2240]

gets caught in a dark closet: *uh.. um, I was looking for sunlight* *lmaooo*

[@leociresi4292]

itay haikin That cobra plant is going to need a lot of therapy after this

[@kargy4101]

Even as depressing as this life that Trevor's portraying, I can't help but feel a small sense of admiration, or inspiration for this concept of a person he's showing. Even though it's a very trivial way to live life, this person Trevor has created looks as if his obsession with plants actually gives him a reason to live, which is more than can be said about multiple people, including myself. It seems as if this person isn't truly living for themselves, but living for something he loves and has developed a deep passion for, and that is a reason much deeper than just "living for yourself", which, in its most crude form, is just living for no reason at all. I believe that maybe this obsession with plants is actually giving us a lesson that even though our goals and meaningless passions are just facades that just help us cope with the facts that we're hiding our time in this world, they're better than living in a pit that we have dug ourselves, which is living for no reason at all. Thank you for this life changing video, my friend. Thank you.

[@SH-dz1yc]

Buddy I agree with you, everyone deserves to find a reason to keep on keeping on as long as no one else suffers. First non meme or ridiculous/funny comment in this comment section I've seen. Very thoughtful comment, and I look at your comment as a metaphor for finding meaning or substance in even the mundane or not necessarily meaningful. Life's tough and it fricken hurts, but keep it up. Have a good day or night.

[@user-rf4vc7mt4d]

We live in a society

[@kinda5651]

dahm dude are u high rn or what

[@internetguy7319]

⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻⸻ Its a good comment, don't just say that.

[@user-rf4vc7mt4d]

Internet Guy yeah you’re right

[@stponyt]

DONT LEAF ME **runs away frantically** chase me in the comments

[@nate2443]

I'm to tired to run tho

[@snowy2619]

no

[@tonytiger2373]

No 😡

[@komborerokadzikano1035]

😭😭😭😭👏

[@NoNTr1v1aL]

noooo....sighs...come back

[@zurielsama]

"Smells like somebody's vaping the inside of a Rainforest Cafe." Hahaha I love that restaurant.

[@starfiresreign]

I went there when I was little scared the shit out of me lmao but it was really cool

[@illgiveitago1719]

No one: Girlfriends: plants are a personality Side note: freaking love plants. Everyone should have one

[@barrybeebustin8534]

It’s time to water my daughter” then proceeds to throw a baby... yep checks out alright here!

[@leociresi4292]

BarryBeeBustin If he raised water lettuce, he wouldn’t have to water his daughters x infinity

[@marcodiaz4635]

"I moved down here for the weather and of course T H E D R U G S" lol

[@bubbled5630]

Weeds cool and all but have you guys ever tried dihydrogen monoxide, it's a breath of fresh air.

[@jonathanalvarez8904]

Rip

[@mustangthekitten7765]

Some kid told a village that there was dihidrogen monoxide in their water and they freaked out

[@enzo-j5019]

weed is better

[@f-35alightningii79]

You know dihydrogen monoxide is water, not air, right? I just want to make sure you know that because the joke doesn’t really make sense.

[@mustangthekitten7765]

F-35A Lightning II THATS LITERALLY THE ENTIRE JOKE

[@LeewardSideMusic]

“I’d love to see a succulent survive in Trevors climate.” -someone from Leafy’s comment section

[@thatanxiouschild1182]

Jayden McDow boy did you reply on ALL of the comments😂

[@mn-vu5de]

@@thatanxiouschild1182 it's most likely a bot.

[@_MARSyt]

so you?

[@leociresi4292]

David Winters Josie in the shimmer.

[@LeewardSideMusic]

This comment did not age well lmao

[@feesh9977]

As a one time plant owner I approve this message

[@brynbailey7132]

Why did I legit gasp when he dropped the plant?! Lol I was invested 😂

[@w.6nna]

“it’s time to water my daughter” this sounds really bad lmfao

[@jaidenjackson2685]

“ Cocaine is a plant and I do cocaine so in a sense I’m a plant” I’m dead 💀

[@smallfryskilledge1550]

This was me when I got my Bonsai tree seeds. They didn’t last a month.

[@ayupermata1367]

BONSAI GROWS FROM SEED????

[@ryanog8786]

Ayu Permata how do you think plants grow from the beginning? Also, Bonsai is a way of pruning a plant, not a plant itself.

[@leanna5635]

@@ayupermata1367 bonsai most of the time are not grown from seeds, this is a common misconception. they can be by experts but it takes decades longer obviously because the tree has to grow up before anything can be done

[@smallfryskilledge1550]

Leanna well all bonsai trees are grown from seeds people just choose to buy them as saplings

[@KavonTV1]

“Those things don’t cry babies do” 😂

[@dontlookatme6395]

As someone who LOVES plants this is 100% accurate Owning plants is a lifestyle I love plants They're my kids My pride and joy if you will This guy really resonates with me

[@No_wuh]

Vaping the inside of a Rainforest Café!!!🤣🤣🤣

[@JuanRamirez-ii2rv]

Guy: "or you can stop doing coke every weekend" Rupert: "Yeah that's not going to happen" 😂😂😂

[@seandawson5858]

Quote of the day: “it’s time to water my daughter.”

[@DJ-pp4mt]

The subtle laugh after every plant flex is truly genious

[@saramaldonado2449]

When you know snake plants do better in dim light not full sun lol 😆

[@leociresi4292]

Sara Maldonado Annihation pt 2

[@blehmeh2566]

Common knowledge.

[@Swiftest_sketches]

As someone who works at a Michaels with people buying carts full of succulents, I like to think this is accurate

[@jeffsipes9115]

Back when I had a home. I was obsessed with house plants. 😎✌️

[@Disccord]

I can’t believe how obnoxious he can make his characters be

[@daizyzajac575]

I got into house plants and for you to make this I am so happy

[@RaulsLife]

Trevor's response while in the closet just looking for sunlight lol

[@FinancialShinanigan]

You know Marlboro is his favorite because they wear matching outfits.

[@jonathanramsey8508]

“Free oxygen.” Started watching the podcast the other day it’s crazy

[@nemanjajovanovic94]

*alarm clock starts beeping* "Trevor wakes up suddenly" Trevor: "It's time to water my daughter." *Baby falls off* Trevor: "No not that one."

[@leociresi4292]

Nemanja Jovanović Whaaaaaaaaah!

[@DEDEBC4L]

Thanks i almost missed that part

[@nasimulnadim5269]

"I'm a freelancer, I'm never paying my taxes." 😂😂🤣

[@yaboi3702]

Plants are just 5’9 trees

[@Openup0911]

"Somebody is hiding aha..." *Looks at camera* "Sorry to flex on you." If the "You know I had to do it to em." Meme had a backstory I wish it was this video.

[@remi.3428]

this is every single cottagecore gay to exist i’m not even joking.

[@on_spikes6867]

Tf is cottagecore

[@Ndasuunye]

every cottage what the fuck did you just say? *scratching my head*

[@remi.3428]

Moritz B. look it up.

[@remi.3428]

The Uber Successful straight people wouldn’t really understand.

[@remi.3428]

E e No Face as you should.

[@arthurmohan2643]

That plant is really lucky to have a father like you

[@GreeniesGarden]

Our whole backyard is nothing but plants 😂💚

[@michaelbarre7696]

I’m waiting for my first plant (calathea roseopicta) to come in as I’m watching this lollll

[@darksu6947]

That plant gave me herpes and herpes is for life bro

[@ricewine_6336]

Omg wonderful plant

[@Jeffcat99]

“ Cocaine is from a plant, so in sence i am a plant “ 🤣

[@luker6854]

Since when has Trevor has 1.5 million, I have been watching since 100k before he met cherdleys and its awesome to see him get the recognition he deserves

[@delledaye2035]

You always nail the look of whoever and whatever you do... Comedy gold!

[@sailorxmoon4550]

As a plant lover I almost screamed when he dropped that succulent pot, myb what he says in this video is kind accruate ,,

[@LeBeautiful]

*every tech KZbinr since 2017 showing their home setup:*

[@jaredorr2404]

Can we just take a moment to say that Trevor looks like a older Chase Stokes from Outer Banks😂

[@kristen6342]

Especially how he’s dressed like a Kook lmao

[@gamesaccount9801]

“One plant was harmed in the making of this film”

[@sevxts]

No one Not even a ghost Rupert : “So I’m technically a plant”

[@arianalbert]

*buys one plant* vs. *given a plant*

[@the4wayshow]

All my plants died in a house fire😭 The house smelled like propane so I took a nap😭

[@the4wayshow]

Also I would appreciate it if you guys checked out my channel it’s really funny

[@jackhannon8026]

😂bruh I hope your joking

[@jamesmcinerney9564]

Knowing the internet that happened

[@davidbell9387]

“Earf” “Earf” LMAO

[@dhbss4732]

"nuts in vegan" oh my..

[@I00ALAN00I]

This dude can make a video of literally anything anywhere.

[@georgem1829]

I wonder how many extra props he has lying around the house from these videos that he’ll never use again

[@lafayette6048]

Why has no one acknowledged this comment? 🤣🤣

[@고양이-l8l]

Plant : **exists** Oxygen : STONKS

[@destrooy]

hey

[@destrooy]

Instagram @eightyninehundred i want you girl

[@omnimadreko1676]

I like how this guy exposes the reality that ALOT of people do coke

[@arnavnarang2854]

*buys a house plant* 400k people already: YES

[@nura4068]

I worked at a plant shop and this is too accurate it’s crazy

[@mybigyear]

The funny thing is I bought 5 beautiful plants a week ago and I do converse with them haha

[@sosedup]

"plants are like a personality" ya so is watching The Office

[@papihuey]

1:37 Yoo Trevor’s been hit the gym lately.... never knew he has some💪🏻

[@tommytaber7831]

0:54 is it just me or is there a HUGE ass squirrel in the background, like thought it was a cat big

[@cooperwalsh5733]

Don't see it

[@panmontibeller5228]

Where

[@nicolebrown8015]

Top right of the window. . . . I think.

[@susieq9369]

First thing I do in the morning is to water my plants - So accurate 😂 Even before coffee

[@m.xoxo.b]

Bought 6 cute fake Plants from IKEA and even though they are fake this is EXACTLY how I felt 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😭😭😭😭😭

[@dankisourisrex3867]

Ya know Trevor makes a lot of jokes about not paying his taxes👀

[@Strongbad700]

1:18 *P L A N T S*

[@calebaber1958]

Karen told me to tell you to get DOWN OFF THAT LEDGE!

[@mikylamcray331]

it’s the plant papi for me 💀💀💀

[@lockinn-8612]

His appearance just _screams_ *"I don't drive a Prius for the ENVIRONMENT but.....for the **_kids"_*