Private Investigator Guesses Who Ate Their Lunch Out Of A Lineup

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[@chloe5688]

private investigator guesses who the private investigator is out of a line up but everyone in the line up is a private investigator

[@PositivelyNice]

ch1oewang yup.

[@dr.watson226]

plot twist

[@markos1623]

Get bamboozled

[@imatheistbut5789]

How TF would they get 5 private investigators

[@Zalwalloo]

@@imatheistbut5789 and get 5 that haven't heard of eachother before

[@kvnux]

give me john and blake on every buzzfeed's video, i'll be here everyday

[@guestiestguest4048]

Galaxy Lioners two gl white guys 🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄I’m shocked🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄🙄

[@827ella]

Guestiest Guest it’s not about their race, it’s cus they are funny. If they were 2 Asians you wouldn’t be saying gaht

[@ilovesparky13]

Guestiest Guest Wtf

[@carterthesavage8199]

yes

[@zackberaznik1224]

Guestiest Guest ur racist for that... no one cares about the color of their skin

[@lorenaandrade4545]

Becky was low-high key flirting with the PI and I loved the energy *her flirting, I need to leeeearn*

[@cocomelon3431]

He's married tho 😬

[@lorenaandrade4545]

@@cocomelon3431 noooooo

[@mousemiot]

Yeah but he reallllyyy flirted back. Especially at the end when he was talking about her mouth, his body languge said it all. "It's a good mouth" ... hmmmm imagine being his wife watching this video... i'd be more than pissed lmao

[@reneemarie3206]

He said she has a good mouth hahah

[@chesneectp]

Just trying to distract him

[@cecel6643]

You should do a version with kids. WHO STOLE A COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR?

[@Joyful_Jo_]

Oh yeah good idea

[@Mo-wd9yl]

no

[@melikashaban3707]

They already did a who ate the cookie but it was with adults

[@masterender0390]

YOU ATE THE COOKIE FROM THE COOKIE JAR

[@Milz.T]

Cece L the kids would be laughing their ass off, it’ll be too ez kiddo

[@jennyl5453]

John: "I'm not here to cast judgements, so i shouldn't say the word weird"------ "Do you drink coffee?" Matt: "No" Also John: "thats weird"

[@KrystalLight99]

This felt more like speed dating than trying to guess who ate his sandwich lol

[@50vaassen]

Say what ever you want but john has a great beard my dude

[@sams5177]

he's smokin

[@MusicalChelC]

no joke- he is sexy AF

[@kathypinky]

No Jams ya I'm the 1K like

[@longlivethebook5877]

He looks a bit like Frank from How to Get Away With Murder. Both beautiful men and I am hella down.

[@teedee7310]

He's a good-lookin' man.

[@mencobagear5874]

John is entertaining, i dont mind if hes wrong on occassions. Dont be too hard on yourself, John. I will wait for your netflix series.

[@dreams1569]

mencoba Gear yessss

[@ALLZEE999]

Will he have a netflix series?

[@evah8660]

Albin Ording I hope so

[@joeysworldtour87]

He said "So no solid food today?" 😭

[@lisztomania1317]

I don’t like buzz feed but this is a good series

[@MarshyDitch]

Yeah this is the only thing I’m subbed for. Just so I know when new ones come out

[@abby1089]

You should watch “ puppy prep “ that is a good series

[@jackni2435]

What about worth it series????

[@mimicrafty1941]

Elizabeth Smith I

[@seanmurray7804]

This and the unsolved boys are the only parts of buzzfeed worth tuning in for

[@crislies285]

Blake: “Do you got any milk to go with this actually” John: “I don’t know ask Bekki”

[@jfletchish]

But like I can't believe he got it when the premise made no sense and there was nothing he could really ask them that would tell him anything. But he was so sure

[@gnomepunterr]

They still didn't have him leave the room or anything, so he could just heard them walk over.

[@LuckyOwI777]

I mean, there's a lot to it than just asking questions. tone of voice, body motions, eye movements, etc.

[@Sara-zt4cb]

prob smelled the peanut butter on her breath. peanut butter is very strong

[@genevasampson1539]

I assume he asks them simple questions that they would naturally answer truthfully, i.e favourite movie, then he can asses how they move and react when they are telling the truth, as opposed to a lie

[@chasedingo7999]

Her body language, tone of voice, and how she likes creamy things, and her being a lawyer is what made him get his answer

[@Usernamesaredumb666]

John is the type of guy you have a great, interesting, comical conversation with at a bar and then become very sad when you see his wedding ring

[@frankieoceano]

i’m a minor but i feel like this is extremely accurate

[@MLDEDXX]

@@frankieoceano I feel that

[@marley1971]

@@frankieoceano lmao same

[@manuerre.5613]

I love how proud John is when he gets it right 😂

[@sceanneybanez478]

"Im a great man I do a lot of great things but im not perfect" Oh damn

[@m.riadakhdaanridwan573]

I relate fr

[@GIam0r0us]

Yesss, they finally have him back. Been waiting for John, he must have been busy doing P.I thangs.

[@recoil53]

He had a video for Unsolved.

[@alexmedina484]

@@recoil53 what's the name of the video

[@recoil53]

@@alexmedina484 Private Investigator vs something or another.

[@amalzuhair4495]

*HE’S BACK!!!* Yes! No more subpar detectives and so called ‘psychics’ we have the real professional today.

[@dhuhha1702]

is it just me or is the PI hot? 😂😂

[@Godlikehoncho]

dhuhha *Check out my prank and help me hit 1k subs🙏🏻🙏🏻.*

[@laleeezy467]

Totally But totally taken peep the ring 🧐

[@lanagirlystar1683]

IsaacDaHoncho *no, i don’t think i will*

[@flala2261]

*Light blue* is totally his colour 👕✨

[@dhuhha1702]

Y E SSSS

[@anamoyen]

“this is a circus trick... and I’m the elephant”

[@LuckyOwI777]

...elephant

[@anamoyen]

LuckyOwl777 yep, just noticed, I forgot that in english it’s spelled with “ph” and not with an “f” like in portuguese

[@LuckyOwI777]

@@anamoyen Oh, if you speak/write another language than that's understandable, lol

[@nati4024]

@@LuckyOwI777 ...then

[@aiocafea]

oh how the turns have tabled also i find it funny how LuckyOwl did not consider that op spoke another language

[@marielleanderson]

“I guess I know the shape of Becky’s mouth” “it’s a good mouth”

[@halofan714]

Gigity

[@jbatutegaming382]

Next video : "Who sucked my Banana?"

[@crippledcow2235]

@@jbatutegaming382 👀

[@KallMeKream]

Ikr

[@taraseidel7942]

Lol

[@sophiegallagher4399]

12:18 *Blake starts to chuckle* 12:26 John: “I’m a great man" *Blake loses it*

[@meep2442]

Moral of the story: Never take a private investigators food

[@janani1826]

Meep don’t take Ross’ either

[@circleroundthesun1]

Yes! John and Blake. What a steamy combination of men.

[@WKND28]

“kanye” i-😂😂😂

[@Godlikehoncho]

esha saxena *Check out my prank and help me hit 1k subs🙏🏻🙏🏻.*

[@lanagirlystar1683]

IsaacDaHoncho *no*

[@dahyunqtii3896]

IsaacDaHoncho no

[@melaniemagdalene1616]

@@Godlikehoncho How about no?

[@laurenr8380]

@Melanie Magdalene why did you take the time out of ur day to tell someone something that wasn't at all necessary instead of just ignoring it?

[@isabellac4901]

"Any time, I'm always here if you need me" *glares at camera*

[@Rosie-bf1bl]

That's when he knew it wasn't friendly banter and that she was flirting😂

[@b21.9]

Is it just me or does John really look like a mix of Chris Evans and John Krasinski?

[@toniigx8]

i don't see the chris evans but i would say he's more like a mix of john krasinski and david harbour

[@b21.9]

@@toniigx8 ah I see that too!

[@RH-th2py]

More like a photocopy of vincent van gogh

[@redlady2581]

Frank from HTGAWM hands down

[@Joe_Parmesan]

John Krasinski and Charlie Day

[@oliviamiller-davis4667]

This reminds me of when captain Holt tries to work out who stole his pie 😂

[@blacknectar2657]

LOL! That ep is a whole lot of fun 😂

[@AL-xq6jt]

BOOOOOOOOOOONE???!!!

[@Awhorcrux]

I only watched this for Blake. Says me every video.

[@lonelyheartsclub7601]

Scott Smith 😭he’s my new buzzfeed crush

[@gabrielleyates4884]

I honestly want to see more of Matt! He seemed so nervous but, did fantastic. He was enjoying the whole experience. Mad me smile.

[@-68]

I’ve been binging John’s stuff. I really like him

[@KiwiSkarlett]

It actually makes sense that he'd choose her. She was talking about creamy things (textures of the sandwich are clear in her head) and he subconsciously caught on to it. Logically it does make sense.

[@moontaeilsotherhalf614]

John: *talking abt his job was at stake when he was abt to decide who ate his sandwich* Blake: *facepalming while laughing* 😂🤣😂🤣

[@kojima4165]

*"Moe Key"* "Mochi" How-

[@ahh1471]

KimmiRøki ØwØ a lot of people mispronounce it as “moe key” and I don’t understand

[@Seanonyoutube]

elvenren because they are thinking it’s the same deal as mocha

[@bandzgaming7146]

Okay... So John, Shane, and Ryan. Is Basically CARRYING BUZZFEED so HARD

[@redanais]

I love how Blake was low-key dying of laughter when John was talking about himself :D

[@nghtblccd]

2:59 Bekki: Any time, I'm always here if you need me. John: surprised picachu face 👁👄👁

[@tarasoltani525]

his tiny smile at the end while they applaud...i love john

[@rahilmauroof314]

“It’s a good mouth” Me:for what tho 🤔

[@Godlikehoncho]

Rahil Mauroof *Check out my prank and help me hit 1k subs🙏🏻🙏🏻.*

[@lanagirlystar1683]

IsaacDaHoncho can you not?

[@avatarluvr1654]

cayenne pepper on *ice cream?* *w h a t?*

[@prathyushadasari5832]

U should try it sometime. It's good. But it only goes with Vanilla.

[@ilovesparky13]

prathyusha dasari *chocolate

[@LuckyOwI777]

@@ilovesparky13 ew ew ew, lol. Nope. Only vanilla

[@erroreden]

I love the banter between John and Blake they have good energy

[@funneemonke7973]

The bromance between Jhon and Blake😂I'm here for it

[@djb6711]

Anyone notice that the camera moves like every 5 seconds

[@kaitlynengelland2723]

I wish i didnt read this now im annoyed

[@underggt1542]

Kaitlyn Engelland same

[@PrinceOfMischief2225]

The fast camera switches are hurting my eyes. Take it easy

[@champanonymous5816]

JOHN IS BACKKK YESSSS!!!!

[@rubyws7875]

this guy looks like a mix of jim from the office and hopper from stranger things

[@abby_5664]

omg yess

[@ilovesparky13]

John is finally wearing a different shirt. 😳

[@recoil53]

The shark shredded his old one.

[@abello7196]

I’m getting ready to steal all these people identification with these questions

[@explodingkittens8806]

abello7196 IDENTITY THEFT IS NOT A JOKE JIM. MILLIONS OF FAMILIES SUFFER EVERY YEAR

[@rafaellazeni]

so we're not gonna talk about the fact that everyone's in love with blake? that damn dimple

[@annanyajain1399]

John’s finally back!!

[@weebtales865]

How does one have a whole conversation about grilled cheese

[@tvstars4779]

Its a PBnJ actaully

[@ivetterodriguez1994]

By talking about other sandwiches and movies and textures.

[@supersophisticated9943]

Private investigator has existential crisis: the series

[@davedanmodesto904]

2:18 I don't know why but the fact that John just instinctively looked at Blake after Bekki had told him that she puts Cayenne Pepper on her Ice Cream absolutely killed me. XD

[@joeoglez]

I liked the blue t shirt guy 👕.. he was chill

[@immortxelle]

I thought he was strange. It looked like he felt this was real iteration and john was going to find the body in his back yard

[@joeoglez]

Isabelle LaFrance true true...

[@verafonteyne6927]

Thought it was sweet. Yeah he's kinda weird but idk

[@deealexandra6928]

Becky with the good hair needs to calm down 😂 he’s married girl lol

[@mrchoonleong]

This guy has nice arms

[@ivetterodriguez1994]

Yes, long arms. Good structure.

[@teslac2231]

I was honestly thinking that the whole time

[@mencobagear5874]

It is OBVIOUS from these videos that bekki's attracted to that PI

[@rosathais]

Who isn't?

[@Xxmilkshake202xX]

Becky, he is married?! I know because of the ring and my broken heart.

[@elizamuriele8682]

Plot twist he's married with her

[@reneevizcaino1242]

His face after she said I’m always here if you need me lmaoooo

[@xarkyy6157]

guy on the left is a vibe he’s the homie

[@maolruanaidhh9153]

Sure is

[@definitelyxt1626]

This guy is incredibly good at his job

[@brandigabriel6921]

12:20 Blake laughing during John's monologue was so me

[@malikaaa1992]

I get so excited when I see John has a new video 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳 it’s the only series I still watch on Buzzfeed!

[@abby_5664]

i love when its john and blake best combo ever

[@annaixgomez]

The Way he Says Mochi Bothers Me sm 😂

[@Luca-qg2zl]

The sexual tension between John and Bekki is palpable

[@teslac2231]

Luca but he’s married 😰

[@ellatadros]

Lmaooo bro he’s married

[@lastchance1101]

I would be like did you like the chocolate sprinkles in my sandwich? Everyone would be like yea it was good but the one who had it would be confused for seconds since the sandwich didnt have chocolate

[@tadaa-kun2646]

The only two series I watch in Buzzfeed: Unsolved Mysteries and this. I love these! ❤️

[@richardnguyen3807]

definitely wouldn’t take his left overs if I was his siblings

[@fshomarlen]

I should’ve used John’s tactics to figure out who ate my guacamole last year 😤 And I’m here to say 😍 ayyyyy Blake 😍

[@audreybabcock9768]

the PI is giving me strong jim hopper vibes

[@daniel-eg2oq]

“Went to ASU, obviously a hedonist.”

[@kioraunny1351]

I hate buzzfeed but i love john, you guys seriously need to put him in every video

[@Athrun000]

They should make everybody tell the truth, except for the "culprit"... Having the entire line-up deny is more alike real life interrogation.

[@LuckyOwI777]

...that's the point

[@ST-bb7uo]

If everybody told the truth but the culprit he would already know the answer....

[@Athrun000]

Everybody; EXCEPT THE "CULPRIT"

[@ST-bb7uo]

Oh I read it wrong at first. Yeah I agree actually

[@angiehuang6439]

It isn't mo-ki. It's mo-CHi. The "ch" like in cheese.

[@PowerK1]

From big criminal cases to figure out who ate his lunch 🤣

[@iSoundTrack1]

OMG, Blake and Jonh had a loooot of chemistry, i would love see them in every video

[@evezinkerman9128]

Nobody: Literally nobody: John: “What’s mochi???!?!”

[@mariama2254]

I love John, love his humor

[@Vhfsirn-number]

John has a dry humour and I love it 😂

[@messyink8805]

John and Blake's cheeky rivalry is fantastic nicely done

[@frazzyblue1384]

John: ‘she has a good mouth’ ‘I know her mouth well’ Hmmm......

[@Clauds1005]

Favorite candy is shocktarts? I see you’re a man of culture

[@saratuka]

When he said that the good place was his favourite tv show i screamed

[@timefliesaway999]

1:45right about now, I’m eating cheese.

[@cadavher]

Blake's a snack. But did he eat the snack? Is he into cannibalism? Lol jk

[@zerverin9235]

Lucky Lex ur not funny shut up women aren’t funny

[@oooooooooooooooooo3140]

@@zerverin9235.....

[@deBrawnyo]

Be gone

[@bobbob-iv4we]

Zerverin whats your ifunny

[@jordanmargie5102]

8:37 You want a recipe for a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.... Bread Peanut butter Jelly Enjoy

[@ivetterodriguez1994]

What kind of bread,? What type of fruit(s) in the jelly? Which kind of peanut butter?

[@maddalenacincotti3467]

I feel like the smell of their breathe could give it away

[@charliecummin4072]

The PI said that Vanilla ice cream was weird, but doesn't know what mochi is.

[@ModinaShokeye]

He should’ve asked each and everyone if it was creamy or crunchy peanut butter.

[@meganeisnor-janosz3061]

Agree

[@ericlin4154]

What would that do

[@ModinaShokeye]

UniversalUncle those claiming that they ate it would either guess correctly or incorrectly. It’ll be easier to choose from the ones who chose the right answers. It’ll also be a great way to see the liars under pressure to guess the answer lol

[@sericenonya4912]

Modina Shokeye if i was in their situation after the first person said crunchy or creamy I would just say what they said

[@nataliew.6429]

Modina Shokeye but then the one who really ate the sandwich and knows the right one might purposefully say the wrong one so in the end it doesn’t help him deduce anything

[@zLukeePs3]

You would easily be able to hear where the person came from.

[@paulinexong]

wait omg i was binging these yesterday and thought this was just another one but actually it's new! yay!

[@kristym7149]

John could take over buzzfeed and I would watch every day. He needs a Netflix series or Hulu or something

[@yeilybarrera5636]

WHO ESLE WANTS BECKY AND THE INVESTIGATOR TO GO OUT! They seem so cute together and seem to vibe really well

[@thecomorbiditycurator8018]

Easy. No questions needed. They'll smell like that sandwich for hours after eating it. Having Hyperosmia makes this stuff easy. My husband hates it because I can always smell when he got into the Halloween candy or ate some of my special allergen-free foods. 😂

[@aanya3248]

Caitlyn Bradford well he can’t technically smell them😂

[@chiarashiv5557]

I think I'm in love with the PI 😍😂

[@Godlikehoncho]

Chiara Shiv *Check out my prank and help me hit 1k subs🙏🏻🙏🏻.*

[@lanagirlystar1683]

IsaacDaHoncho why tho

[@neveroddoreven9594]

The PI is super cute. I could definitely watch more videos with him in them.

[@curinho7267]

John reminds me of 72hrs, not just because they look alike but because they have the same humor and conversational tendencies.

[@driscoolx3]

Alright these are getting weirdly specific

[@aanya3248]

Erin that’s not vegan😂

[@JaneDavolta]

Was about to say he kinda looks like John Krasinski and learned his name is also John lol

[@haleyremmes8840]

Okay I just got super stoked when Blake said his favorite movie is My Cousin Vinny because that’s mine too and literally no one ever knows that movie!

[@christopherfolayan4307]

becky feelin mr. investigator