C&C Red Alert 3 Theme - Soviet March

[@Dullification]

The only EA music that wasn't copyrighted. *Respect for EA realizing this is OUR music*

[@3axapvlad]

They do not have the copyright on this really? Well then it's pity our athletes have chosen the wrong song to substitute their anthem. Imagine the reaction of the globe when this song is to be played at the Olympics while the Russian official anthem is banned.

[@karelzabijak321]

OUR MUSIC

[@fr0war618]

@@Harshil_Uppal bro u good?

[@SugarBlood15]

Because it's not their music. The lyrics are theirs. But the music is Soviet marching music used since 1939.

[@Harshil_Uppal]

@@fr0war618 hope so

[@namesurname3533]

-Where are you from? -Russia. -Occupation? -No, no, just visiting.

[@frocco7125]

Entry approoved. Cause no trouble.

[@haydenchan6389]

No, it should’ve been -Where are you from? -Russia. -Occupation? -Damn right you’re being occupied.

[@lyrimetacurl0]

@@haydenchan6389 that's what the Allied commander would say

[@dynamitedinosaur4601]

@@haydenchan6389 That there is one of the few Soviet Russia jokes in this comment section that has made me laugh.

[@Doctrinnn]

True story

[@KlaraLockhart]

Doctor: You have 1 minute to live Me: listens to this Doctor: but that's 4 minutes Stalin: ill allow it

[@Chad-Rainis]

The actual music is just 2:43.

[@KlaraLockhart]

@@Chad-Rainis I was hoping someone would say this 🤣

[@alternativefursdenken911]

@@KlaraLockhart It is 4 mins long. U just need to pay for it cuz its a dlc

[@Chad-Rainis]

@@alternativefursdenken911 well, that's just ironic

[@CZghost]

In reality, only 3. The rest is just silence...

[@waytooboring-]

my dumbass thought this was a song that was actually used by the USSR

[@JoeWilikers]

I did too…

[@CrescentCrusader99]

Well their anthem is just as epic xD

[@d3falt101]

The one controlled by Tim Curry yes

[@roquecandelariodanielalexa404]

I mean It fits pretty well so I dont blame you lol

[@watchulookinat271]

Couldn't blame you for it. It really captures that USSR spirit

[@susotjukol9073]

*Opens a bag of chips* My classroom:

[@luhutb.panjaitan6144]

Our classroom

[@KaiserJusi]

Oh god this is gold

[@sandromain]

Our chips

[@capt_noo]

Our comment

[@JP-297]

Too bad, the food disappeared

[@khantzayar4480]

Battery:1% Me:*Listens To This Song* Battery: *We'll* Wait

[@pro100igrok9]

🤣🤣🤣

[@regret1x]

Lol OUR’s is on 4% right now

[@musicAle77]

Hahahahaha 🤣🤣

[@marcocastelli4205]

WE'll wait

[@hraesvelgrskyknights1111]

It was my battery which is 1910% It is our battery which is 1923%

[@RavenCrudes]

I played this in the gym. Now it's a military base

[@glaudemberglucio2900]

That have over 1 million of concripts

[@Pizza_Sweden]

XD

[@curtiswong7280]

What? Are you saying Gyms aren't already Military Bases?

[@pressurecross]

This one cracked me up!

[@pca-heisenburger]

WE played this in OUR gym Now its OUR military base

[@TomTomTommyTom1989]

When I was a kid, I thought this was the real anthem of the Soviet Union

[@delsgade]

LOL

[@f1etc.438]

If It really was I wouldn't be tsarist

[@ИсламовСавелий]

Гимн союза лучше любого гимна на земле. Давайте американцы говорите что США лучше)

[@Grajdanskaia_Oborona]

​@@ИсламовСавелий США лучше

[@ИсламовСавелий]

@@Grajdanskaia_Oborona 2 класс

[@benecsiuu]

me: **opens a pack of chips** the entire class:

[@ФельльдфебельДибил]

Чипсы капиталистические ешь? Сухари жри!

[@ottovonbismarck7646]

Communism in a nutshell.

[@joethecommunist2895]

oh boi do I sure love communism

[@АркадийЕгоров-я5д]

The entire class: tovarish', nowITS OUR CHIPS

[@chaos6839]

Lmfao funny joke. But for real in Finland every single school has a rule: you better have enough chips for everyone if you even mention that you have chips/candy/any drink but not alcohol/sorry sometimes alcohol/vooodkaaa/anything

[@FriendChicken]

"We" played this while driving. Now "OUR" GPS directs "US" to Berlin Comrades

[@americancaesar6638]

*Berlin*

[@thiagoaurelio5761]

*OUR GPS*

[@lurgnitp]

Our GPS comrade

[@112mirai]

We* Our* Us*

[@gammrockfeddy4373]

Mein ist going to Argentinien.

[@tomgore1358]

I played this to FBI agents. They became KGB.

[@balazscziraki5497]

KGB agent who's watching ur FBI agent likes it

[@tuputamadre4519]

Our KGB

[@Zurgo-fl1kx]

*Putin approves*

[@nymouzz3682]

Welcome to CIA-Watchlist.

[@Rectosama]

No it's ФСБ

[@wiej007]

Lets be honest... We all just stayed in menu for few minutes just to hear this masterpice

[@vitogamaliel4490]

Guilty... Hehehe 😁

[@animemovie7985]

TRUE ^_^

[@hailster]

Of course, why wouldn't you want to listen to this amazing song?

[@MihzvolWuriar]

Damn sure, the music was way better than the game, I liked the game tough, but not that much.

[@hailster]

@@MihzvolWuriar After Red Alert 2 the series went downhill.

[@Skyfari]

Everybody gangsta until you pause this song and still hear it

[@huhh4380]

March with

[@youthgamngpatnerz3300]

250

[@mr.autistictv]

THE SOVIETS ARE ATTACKING

[@kentguiller]

Stalin: *OUR WORLD*

[@TransDaughterOfWater]

The Nazi high command: why do I hear boss music?

[@snucc1000]

Showed this to my grandma... Now she’s Babushka

[@DragonlordSVS]

Showed this to my grandpa... No I didnt he is long dead #sad :(

[@snucc1000]

DragonlordSVS Respect, one of my Grandpa’s is gone too ❤️

[@mobilecyclop7329]

Çağatay Başkaya not funny

[@mobilecyclop7329]

Çağatay Başkaya it’s ok

[@mobilecyclop7329]

Çağatay Başkaya 👌🏻👌🏻👌🏻

[@sherm6469]

I'm listening on Lenovo. Now it is Leninovo.

[@clemet50]

Good comrade

[@lillang8812]

no it's not

[@chat3087]

GUARDS! SEIZE THIS DUDE AND SEND HIM TO THE GULAGS!!!

[@nicologervasini7422]

I was listening on Windows. now it is Windours

[@Zhenya1499]

More like Leninourvo

[@zach_k2231]

For some reason this song is really motivating.

[@LMC764]

Yeah cuz it's supposed to.

[@Doofing_Cookies]

Fair

[@onyxfinger7431]

Yeah, but it aged poorly over the last couple of months.

[@cloudynguyen6527]

@@onyxfinger7431 Reminder this song represents Soviet Union meaning the Union that contains both Ukraine and Russia. Russia Federation is the largest state, but it is one of many parts of the Union.

[@onyxfinger7431]

@@cloudynguyen6527 yes, but when people hear USSR, they definitely think about Russia

[@Aephiss]

When your DNA test says you are 1% Russian:

[@Алигран120]

Su n hahaha, I live in Russia...

[@НиваНеурбан]

А я русский.

[@Алигран120]

Нива Не урбан ой да кому не похуй?

[@НиваНеурбан]

@@Алигран120 Китайцам.

[@andrzejwojtek3139]

0, kurwa 0.

[@josephstalin9306]

Someone played this at my grave now im alive

[@waveyboi4059]

@@acezheng8148 Amazing Now we can restore Soviet union

[@cockat0o563]

@@waveyboi4059 aight ill start working

[@Stoudtminer]

We must restore Our glorious Country!

[@prometey5046]

Finally! Finish what I started!

[@Stoudtminer]

@@prometey5046 I started at my birth.

[@andreipopa4317]

Soviet January❌ Soviet February❌ Soviet March ✅

[@booter-tw7gd]

It all adds up...

[@theteardrop615]

it all adds up to...

[@thewizardoz3917]

@@theteardrop615 42

[@ABSUTMDNS]

Oh god вапр ььаас возил цирроз

[@darrenmckay2412]

Im sorry i dont speak Communist

[@andrewthedukeMK2]

Wow! Red Alert 3 is 15 years old! This game aged like fine wine!

[@Onimirare]

not that hard considering RTSs stopped evolving in like 2010

[@gq55sqgq55sqdoa]

Generals also aged fine.

[@michaelblower7363]

It's my favourite game 🎮

[@Ch_1465]

I was in middle school when this game came out. That is also when the Russo Georgian war took place. I wondered why Russian troops just decide to March into Tbilisi.

[@aerohk]

When EA was a respectable company

[@captaindreadnought212]

"Soviet March and all associated copyright is owned by Electronic Arts" *IRONIC*

[@balancetv6924]

@Loli4lyf no its a curtainic iron

[@muhammaddzakyrafliansyah3587]

It doesnt represent communism

[@orangel5325]

Lol

[@kymab.5172]

@Loli4lyf an iron curtain has been detected

[@1d10tcannotmakeusername]

If it's about soviets, communists, or socialists, it should pay respect to itself by being CC-BY-SA or something instead of (C)

[@cristyano6449]

I played this to the Sun: *now it's our RED giant*

[@themcadambrothers3184]

Thund3r and we die

[@xiaorongsun3765]

*RED* giant

[@lucamen9567]

UY Scuti

[@resistencia1297]

*Now iS MAO

[@uwucowwoptionbwingew]

Sun

[@someolfellow1094]

When your tactic in a strategy game is mass infantry assault

[@drewbeauchesne1116]

Carter McHugh Red Alert 3 conscripts in a nutshell.

[@blacksionman]

KIROV ARMY

[@darthgamma196]

rise of nations

[@yaboichangkaishek3460]

Tf2

[@justinspeaks.1652]

This is the music I have in the background whenever I play the Soviets in Hearts of Iron 4. And you better believe I do Mass Assault.

[@albertleone4882]

I was listening to it while going to school. Now i'm going to Berlin

[@AdskiuDristyn]

Cool

[@aotoplug9725]

im dead xD

[@APAstronaut333]

Daaaaaammnn

[@thomasbärensteiger88434]

WE WILL WELCOME YOU DO YOU LIKE COFFE ORE 8.8?

[@worldmapper6065]

Time traveler: what year is? Person: 2020 Time traveler: so, soviet union isn't restablished yet Person:

[@mercenarygundam1487]

Warning: Chronosphere detected!

[@jarydperez2952]

New construction options

[@nope4879]

Yet

[@sanitacevere]

Its 2021 getting scary

[@PinkIsNumb]

The Soviet Union is late since October 2017... Maybe in October 2027

[@shlakoblock]

Russian kid: We're going to Berlin this year, hurray. His grandpa:

[@1TruNub]

RUSH B

[@chilltrooper9695]

FOR THE MOTHER LAND UUUUUUUUUUUUURRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@stickcraftanimation]

@Lolhify no,we will not forget the pass because it history,and you can get out and watch anime and gacha

[@toozik]

@Lolhify нет,не можем

[@vodenimeded]

@@toozik No, we can't? I am croatian so I kinda understand the cyrillic alphabet

[@theimperiumofman102]

There’s just something about Soviet music that hits real good. Also there’s something so ironic about seeing the EA logo inside of communist symbol.

[@nyancat4292]

I am just glad GW took Commissars into the 41st and 42nd Millennium Ave Imperator!

[@Ray-yv7kn]

You know, those commies will depose your Corpse Emperor.

[@johnlock572]

I'd say it's the combination of a great melodic composition, bombastic marching rhythm and the sheer epicness of the cultural, historical context that's associated with it. Melody is the big thing because modern music has mostly forgo strong melody in favour of catchy, repetitive rhythmic hook for the purpose of commercialization and copyright reasons. As for the rest, to put it simply: there's modern commercial music, whatever it is about, and then there's music celebrating the the struggle of the global proletariat revolution, one of which succeed and in 30 years became a global military superpower.... like, figure it out. Hence the unique feel, atmosphere and aesthetic. p.s. At this point, it'd be ironically unironic if EA does turns out to secretly be a communist dictatorship

[@raquis4455]

Yeaaaa it should be WEa

[@leonleon2021]

SHHH, EA is an under cover agent.

[@dannyzero692]

I love how music composed by four Americans who probably doesn't even understand Russian managed to convinced so many people that it was an actual Soviet song.

[@j.m1505]

My Adrenaline is soaring to 1917%. But don't reach 1991%.

[@laksamanasuhendra5868]

n i c e

[@Killerqueen69420]

n i c e

[@kalibre7416]

f u k e n n i c e

[@Potato-ql5qe]

.

[@EE-ij9ft]

N O I C E

[@Ida-xe8pg]

I played this in a KFC NOW IT`S A KGB OFFICE

[@NG_0022]

😂😂😂

[@satsananitugra456]

mini francis there’s no KGB

[@ceu160193]

@@satsananitugra456 That's what they would want you to think.

[@tehValorin]

Did you mean "Now it's a stolovka"?

[@satsananitugra456]

teh Smile no now it’s FSB

[@milanblanusa2165]

Mom: where we travel for the summer? Sister: maybe Greece? Older Sister: Hawaii? Grandpa: Sevastopol... Mom: What?? Grandpa entering the old Soviet tank: I SAID SEVASTOPOL!

[@elip6187]

It is better to visit it on soviet battle ship. Sevastopol is a main Black Sea fleet base

[@reddude3086]

Black sea is so cold. Im living in Turkey.

[@ribosome4054]

kv2

[@matustomasik932]

It would be funnier if grandpa said 'я сказал!'

[@zekgtgaming6238]

T-34*

[@drpavel_]

This is better than most national anthems

[@General_greviouss]

If it was not they would have been shot

[@andrewbob6266]

@@General_greviouss what?

[@kawaleriaszatana9242]

You know anthems arent made to be drip or some shit they are made to represent each country and its history

[@drpavel_]

@@kawaleriaszatana9242 Yes but it sounds cool and that's what matters.

[@adhimasdutapekerti2752]

True

[@macaroniboi5509]

I was drinking lemonade listening to this Now its LENINade

[@speedup9494]

its granade

[@JustAnotherNamelessGuy]

dude Leninade is a real drink btw. I had one in san fransisco COMMIEFORNIA. Not joking btw it had imagery of Lenin and whatnot .

[@JustAnotherNamelessGuy]

@Jack Mackay yeah kinda cool

[@KingOfTopHat]

@@speedup9494 XD

[@ovizcarra8667]

No stalinade(a real product that is just red colored soda or lemonade)

[@an0nsaiko890]

Boyfriend : *fantasizing* Girlfriend : _He must be thinking about other girls_ Boyfriend's brain : 0:00

[@randomidiot9890]

When I fantasize, people in it have a higher death rate than the red army in WW2 Nazis are mere bugs compared to evil within my head...

[@markhenley3097]

0:24

[@kamranemin5356]

RANDOM IDIOT improved version: When i start fantasazing people die everywhere, my enemies are mere bugs compared to the devil residing within me

[@thedreaddeagle8561]

Kamran Emin me when playing hoi4.

[@dinoT_T]

An0nSaiKo I mean he is looking at a Russian girl

[@enrisek610]

What do you call a soviet sniper? A marx-man

[@eymenuysal9408]

Underrated comment

[@tomitiustritus6672]

Dad? Is that you?

[@c.r.h.]

Underrated comment, indeed.

[@Dude_bruh]

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa

[@nexusprime2487]

Vasily Zaytsev

[@_genius_5902]

Эта музыка на столько "Клюквенная" что просто ПРЕКРАСНАЯ...Неиронично один из самых лучших маршей в истории.

[@Ооо-у6ц]

если про нас клюкву делают значит шакалы нас боятся))))

[@AlexanderBasov]

У исполнителя "Радио Тапок" есть прекрасный вариант этого марша, с нормальным текстом.

[@fatalist222]

Шикарна именно эта версия. Текст абсолютно непонятен ни одному русскому, да и вообще никому, кроме слов Россия и советский. В этом и прелесть этого пафосного марша

[@eveliscent8862]

@@fatalist222 в каком месте текст абсолютно непонятен? Общий смысл можно уловить хоть слова и коверкаются

[@fatalist222]

@@eveliscent8862 текст понятен если его прочитать до или вместе

[@DanJacobsonDANJ16]

All these years later and I never knew exactly where this song came from.

[@channelasianewterminatexii7594]

u mean that song from USSR right.

[@diegomaradona5452]

From some babuska

[@petrar9785]

It's from Command & conquer Red alert 3

[@baum3705]

@@petrar9785 r/wooooosh

[@petrar9785]

Oh

[@thewurstman1100]

Stalin: Hitler can I tell a Joke!? Hitler: Ja Stalin: Moscow Hitler: I don't get it Stalin: *EXACTLY*

[@lepetonik6460]

poland is happy

[@nikitakhrushchev9276]

Hello there, Stalin.

[@BaronFedorov]

@@lepetonik6460 nie, polska ma fajnie bo była i nazistowska i socjalistyczna :)

[@BaronFedorov]

@Master Pro yr old

[@christianholzschuh6853]

Funny thing: It was Guderian who was into Moscow, thinking the russian campaign could be modeled like the french one. Hitler was more for the oil in the caucasus... So, Hitler did not care about Moscow. Sorry, but your joke doesn't work.

[@routadu]

I played this in front of my Grandma Now she is Babushka

[@xx_marcos_xx9277]

OUR grandma XD

[@noit3280]

Ага

[@plombeera]

блин, а мне только что бабушка блинчики с нутеллой сделала

[@muhomor4123]

@@plombeera я немножко опоздал , но приятного апетита

[@plombeera]

@@muhomor4123 ну, там на завтра осталось 〜(꒪꒳꒪)〜

[@grantprice613]

My neighbor has been listening to this for 3 hours straight while staring at a wasp’s nest in his backyard. Should I be concerned?

[@strashniiChelovek]

Должен, Я знаю смысл песни

[@santiagoindisguise7289]

"This nest isn't yours to conquer"

[@tardarsauce1842]

Played this on my teacher's workout class *It's now a working class*

[@shahanshahpolonium]

lmao

[@wafiywahidi3317]

wow

[@yehiarizk1836]

GOOD ONE

[@softibjorn]

These jokes are drier than anything ive ever seen

[@Breach-Clear]

potatoes

[@Ima184mm]

I'm a South Korean. And listen this. Now I'm a North Korean

[@mikihirai335]

bak j though technically we’re still korean nevertheless

[@somedude669]

@@mikihirai335 one red Korea!

[@l4l01234]

North Korea? the only real Korea you mean

[@weizhengli520]

Vladimir Putin Welcome to the world，president Putin

[@weizhengli520]

@ what do you think of DONALD TRUMP, your majesty?

[@lolicommunist5669]

I played this song in my *Toyota Corolla* now it's a *t-90 tank*

[@ordoreductor983]

*Apocalypse Assault Tank

[@donkey7765]

* IS-3

[@chaos6839]

Nonono now it is a lada ANND A t-80

[@TheCarDemotic]

Nah, it’s a KV-2

[@juliusmoe-nstar8942]

Blyaaaat

[@tapa4eg483]

2023 still actual masterpiece...

[@xmlthegreat]

I played this in St. Petersburg. It became Leningrad. Oh wait.

[@SovietPaul]

I played this on my school. its now Gulag.. Wait.. i dont see much difference.

[@magucci1466]

I played this in Russia now its Soviet Union

[@xRail-]

Сука лопа жук это Get of Here Western Spies

[@БорисЈосифовичИванов]

Kaput Berlin 😂😂

[@norwayauthor]

I played this music in Volgograd. After it this city began a Stalingrad

[@agungfirna3421]

I Played this on my Redmi NOW BECAME A REDARMY

[@charlottekatakuri2718]

better will sound like "redOUR"

[@hansandhismp-4033]

NYASAR AING INDO WKWKWKW

[@satyakisil4289]

Redwe

[@ryuukiie3635]

Tukang kopi paste gw pernah liat komen originalnya

[@carlosanguiano5780]

I played this on Mi 9T pro, now its OUR 9t pro

[@abhimanyumohite6069]

Teacher :- What comes before 47?? Russian Kid :- AK

[@ojlockkk3300]

Нас спалили

[@GameOver-xq8yj]

Ак-47 - опытный образец. На вооружение поступал акм

[@bondi_o]

Yes

[@neuropathical]

Agent

[@noobselfish1536]

@@PlayGamesBrasilOficial stop asking for fame

[@NoXpert9750]

I was listening to this having a lemonade, now I am holding a leninade

[@KAVX775]

Ngl leninade is a fire drink if you can find it

[@weidie2moro]

What's an I?

[@garfieldthecat3385]

I don't know how I ended up here, but I'm glad I did.

[@orbemsolis]

That's true. Stay here, then move on to the Anthem.

[@kdesano8]

Gabe the Dog : Soviet Barks sent me here.

[@jaydeleon8094]

A self defense video sent me here somehow.

[@masonsykes2240]

DEFENSE OF MOTHERLAND!!!!

[@garfieldthecat3385]

loganatorgaming Jon won't make me any lasagna because I'm "on a diet". Crazy, right?

[@vegangreen1269]

I played this in grad school Now it’s Leningrad school

[@Sebastian-zf6cq]

What the hell, is grad school? (never heard of it)

[@AwakenedRookie]

Stalingrad

[@ultumatecobru2768]

Von Sebastian its like the intermediate level for school

[@Standinthegap0]

@@Sebastian-zf6cq short for graduate school

[@flykitty2942]

We*

[@ericl2660]

I played this to my hamster. Now he's a bear

[@martinrichter1767]

*our soviet bear

[@Nyerguds]

Now it's a Russian Dwarf Hamster

[@SmellyUnfortunate007]

A bear that still eats vegetables.

[@happyalltheday2275]

@@SmellyUnfortunate007 nope but bear that eat everyting ( hamster is eat all you know )

[@SmellyUnfortunate007]

@@happyalltheday2275 :)

[@ahmadmujtaba4497]

I listened with my cat 😸 now it's a bear 🐻🐻

[@Mr_Roomba_]

I would be running or shooting it if i were you

[@Sillyahhclown2]

You mean OUR cat

[@potapotapov]

к сведению- самый крупный бурый медведь обитает в Америке. А самый крупный тигр- в России.

[@simonegamer-3863]

@@potapotapov Жиза: отвечать на английские комменты русским языком (не осуждаю)

[@kajiwekx8554]

You gotta admit, this is one of the most badass themes in video game history.

[@BougerFortniteJr]

@@JamesHanniganComposer good shit bro honestly, bravo. best music piece i have ever heard

[@adriansaw7718]

its now gonna be one badass theme for this war

[@MrBeeMAD]

Правда!

[@RTFS]

*We gotta admit

[@yellow_arrow3258]

Terran theme from SC1 better

[@TheRockruffWhoCries]

Covid-19: **enters my body** The Flintstones gummy I ate years ago:

[@Superku]

lol wut

[@theradiatorisonfire7768]

@@Superku if you don’t get the joke don’t comment

[@meganixi5282]

@@theradiatorisonfire7768 Everyone has the right to comment you capitalist

[@TheRockruffWhoCries]

@@meganixi5282 Reject capitalism, embrace communism

[@official-fg7cq]

@@TheRockruffWhoCries i will embrace it comrade

[@djangokek4520]

My car heard this Song. Now Is a T-34

[@rrot8113]

Mine turned into a Lada

[@trekt9641]

Riding a bear cyka

[@TheJonyfication]

You mean Our car

[@Scl3rot1c]

Mine is a Yugo

[@theuz_delalibera]

Too

[@altide8784]

Just discovered this, masterpiece

[@shubhramukherjee2976]

Remember when you put the red star on the Christmas tree

[@imjake7927]

@Art&musician child yes my comarat

[@metalc.s3170]

“Soviet Union? I thought you guys broke up” “YES THATS WHAT WE WANTED YOU TO THINK! AHAHAHAHAHAH”

[@weeshooting0978]

Ahahaha

[@abd.tjuliano5829]

More like xaxaxaxaxa

[@izusspecman]

муыыыххххыхыхыыыыы :)

[@Antonio-nn5ul]

Jajajaja great. It Cracks me Up when I saw this Episode xD

[@nicotiutalupau6472]

Chorly Smith Shut up

[@gamer4everpr-yt821]

Girls locker room: Ugh P.E. sucks so much Boys locker room: *We serve the Soviet Union*

[@statinskill]

Gamer4everPR-YT Мы служим Советскому Союзю! - My sluzhim Sovetskomu Soyuzyu! Listen to it often enough and you even learn the language. Also learn to say Я принимаю в заднице. Ya prinimayu v zadnitse. I take it (accept it) in the ass. This is because the great Soviet Union was a socialist country where everybody gets fucked, as that is the nature of socialism.

[@greenchops8742]

Boys locker room: LONG LIVE MOTHER RUSSIA

[@PhantomTiger1396]

@@statinskill this comment is gold

[@jeremias-serus]

@@statinskill You have a slight transliteration error. In English, the digraph 'zh' makes the /ʒ/ sound, which we can voice in English by pronouncing the 'si' in 'vision,' this is also the same sound that the j makes in French. The correct digraph you are looking for is 'kh,' the IPA symbol is /x/, the velar fricative. Also I'm sure you know but the 'y' in 'My' isn't pronounced like it would be in English, but that's not really your fault because only Slavic languages have that sound, and it's very minute.

[@user-vy2hv5pp7k]

@@statinskill You aren't even Russian prick

[@SovietUnion1960]

I'm listening this again in 2024 and this will never get old✊🏻

[@laf1993]

When you're playing Heavy and someone kills your Medic.

[@skawilzzzky]

Our* medic, comrade

[@notjustinyeetroblox9928]

he will respawn in 20 seconds

[@lahar2412]

@@notjustinyeetroblox9928 seems like forever tho

[@notjustinyeetroblox9928]

@@lahar2412 true

[@astronot5555]

YOU. KILLED. HIM.

[@TheFreethan]

Now I understand why the song stop At 2:44.. It's an EA DLC!

[@rilukko]

Underrated comment

[@cavareenvius7886]

EA, Get the fuck out of my building.

[@Катёнокшарик]

Nathan Borges тала раз Луара Оулу дала Дуров во о был долго долго говорило лош шоу Олше от всех то на счёт опор поле у гор раз так на мой др низ года ёрш то не так

[@stampzplayz6767]

O no, Capitalism is taking over the song

[@hamzaismail6329]

Nailed it 👌

[@kespec]

that moment you realize this is a unique piece of track composed solely for Red Alert 3 and not a re-creation of some old soviet march

[@AvidanTheExpositor]

they did a wonderful job making it sound legit

[@MrKernermalkavian]

When I played the game back in the day I thought it was made for real and not just for the game. I love this track

[@pavelolkhovoy113]

And here is Russian re-creation of "Soviet march": kzbin.info/www/bejne/qn3YoGSHbsqhe8U&

[@pavelolkhovoy113]

The music is really great. But the rhymes have nothing common with real Soviet style at all. Actually, Soviet songs were always about peace worldwide and friendship and never about any "punishment" (except for Nazi German occupants or imperialistic leaders and exploiters). The Soviet ideology always had clear distinguish between ordinary people in ANY country (and Soviet Union was supposed to be friendly to any of them) and the powers of countries. The words about bears and vodka couldn't be authentical too. It's just a Western stereotype, and Russians never talk so about themselves. Unless when parodying Western representation of Russians (like in my link above).

[@UnfittingCarbon]

Isn't everything in the game basically a parody?

[@UnitedMarco]

The Greatest Theme in Video Game History!

[@Barbaresantana]

ILJA DRAGUNOV

[@intergalactichumanempire9759]

That massive EA logo makes me think that they're a dictatorship planning to take over the world.

[@kempodle4665]

Well.......

[@bigusdicus7890]

they are though

[@أحمدعبدالفتاح-ش9ل]

Intergalactic Human Empire that is so funny lol😂 They don't know how to keep it go right....that ea.and u say they want to conquer us all😂

[@learvinguy5632]

They'll flood the world with DLCs

[@cooleroconnor1718]

Not too far from reality my dude:v

[@andrewtheanimenerd]

Listening to this on my Motorola It is now a Molotova

[@nordic7453]

if you're talking about the weapon molotov, that is of finnish origin. however, if you are talking about the diplomat, Vjatšeslav Mihailovitš Molotov, then you are correct.

[@phoenixlal7428]

Maybe you mean Moldova ? Which was part of Soviet union

[@ivankrylov6270]

@@phoenixlal7428 i read that as moldova

[@masonsykes2240]

So...a Samsung Galaxy Note 7?

[@Tofu501st]

The most Soviet thing I've ever heard.

[@egekizilarslan]

blyat how you see through waaallls

[@hint1k]

+Mordecai Yep, it sounds even better then our actual Soviet Anthem))

[@yinsuzumaki572]

+Mordecai funny how real soviets wouldn't like this song, too militristic, makes them look like warmongers

[@furioussherman7265]

+Ejak Jaki Don't say that to Putin or his henchmen will give you a suspicious cup of tea.

[@WYO_Dirtbag]

Curtis Stokman I would gladly accept anything given by Putin.

[@micklenier6152]

i was exploring some caves when my friend was playing this on radio. imagine my suprise when stalagnites turned into stalingnites.

[@trojohn7032]

My Immune System after applying the Russian vaccine.

[@imperiomaximus9583]

Haha this should honestly have more likes

[@Gwinblade03]

Now it's OUR immune system.

[@uraniumConnoisseur]

Memes aside, the russian citizen fears sputnik vaccine, beacause its badly tested

[@BooguyTheAdept]

@@uraniumConnoisseur that's crazy man, but I don't remember asking

[@Alex-wx8fl]

@@uraniumConnoisseur All the vaccines are badly tested lol. None are good 😂

[@khantzayar4480]

All memes and jokes aside,this is a really good song.

[@CakeCastel]

Gives so much trill lol the best alternative to coffee

[@CakeCastel]

@@JamesHanniganComposer Are you one of the composers for the song?? Great work man

[@youraveragemorononyoutube4435]

@@CakeCastel doubt

[@diegootero1686]

@@youraveragemorononyoutube4435 his yt account is 13 years old, i doubt trolls of this type existed so this has a possibility of being legit, but i still doubt it

[@WIZZ-yb6im]

Ñ

[@niddul]

I played this song beside my girlfriend. Now she became Natasha.

[@bronzekilla]

I LIKE this new gun

[@terrancechan6282]

black widow？

[@lucaslaster4244]

@@terrancechan6282 the character from CnC 1-3...idiot

[@terrancechan6282]

@@lucaslaster4244 what is cnc？

[@raymondo7407]

Now she is OUR girlfriend

[@keenli3422]

Когда эта песня стоит на будильнике, то ты никак не проспишь, потому что или вставай народ или расстрел))

[@mnemonicpie]

Вставай на смертный бой еще мощнее в этом плане кстати

[@non_holy6286]

особенно с этого момента 1:37

[@hiedard5004]

Просто впечатляет, с какой поразительной точностью американец Хэнниган смог передать русский дух в этой композиции. Сильно заметно, что Джеймс вдохновлялся советским гимном, потому что много общих черт есть, однако сама композиция имеет большую склонность к военной тематике и боевому духу как текстом, так и самой музыкой (ее тональностью, аранжировкой, динамичностью и т.д.). В общем, Джеймс Хэнниган просто молодец.

[@gillmanmedia5487]

Да

[@williamslong8255]

Да

[@shawnyeetmeister1487]

Как приятно видеть, что я не единственный Русский тут!

[@borisphenpuzanov238]

впервые играя в RA2 - думал наши сделали. Посмотрел "создателей" - неа.

[@totalchipmunks]

Poutine Vodka !

[@ltrth7943]

In soviet Russia, *EA PAYS YOU*

[@caspiras]

Time to restore the CCCP!

[@abyssstrider2547]

Saad Eddine Yeah if you work for EA.

[@nukllis5723]

Fuck, its fucking making me laugh every time when I'll read it. as fuck xDDD

[@xmlthegreat]

Gold xD

[@thevaliant8369]

Saad Eddine okay im packing my bags ill be right over save me some room in the Kremlin will ya?

[@rebcarlos8990]

i showed this to covid-19, now its comrade-19

[@gunmanjack3975]

Russia made vaccine

[@joskethegreat4154]

@@gunmanjack3975 in russia, covid cures you..... No, us.

[@SHISHETO]

thats why usa is doing so bad

[@spyglass9188]

OUR covid

[@Delta-2-0]

@@joskethegreat4154 Cure? Vodka, Kills everything, including soul

[@dylansp4049]

Listening to this song everyday somehow made my grades go 📈

[@thecolumbopause4961]

In the USA you have the right to bare arms, in the Soviet Union you have the right to arm bears.

[@akatsukisempai422]

Nice one

[@rotziklotzkopf1532]

In USA you have right to bear arms. In Soviet Russia you have right to whole bear.

[@hxdtl8317]

Hahahahaha, you made my day The Columbo Pause

[@sarkaz658]

Черт, нас раскрыли, бл&ть, Ваня, говорил же, выводи своих медведей гулять в другом месте

[@maddie-b5z]

Lol

[@AFGuidesHD]

"Switzerland please explain big NATO base"

[@jaeger9374]

Lol everyone still listens to this song

[@polarisconstantin]

You're here.

[@jaeger9374]

@@polarisconstantin yes comrade

[@Nottagilla]

Hi

[@al2362]

?

[@EAGEEYE321]

I am listening to this in my Iphone, now its OurPhone

[@СашаМилановский]

Неплохо неплохо...

[@ITSMYSTERYPLAYS69]

We're*

[@kajikk8393]

We're, and its a wephone.

[@j.m1505]

KZbin is no more!! It is OurTube

[@ahmademadhassan1011]

Now this is the perfect theme for the chaos happening right now

[@EliasPingu]

KZbin is red for a reason comrades...i mean OURTUBE!

[@m0scl963]

YES, COMRADE! YOURE RIGHT!

[@hmm-hv1dn]

Redtube?

[@borax4881]

*we mean

[@flyingtofu8074]

Oura!!

[@capital_xd1352]

DA! COMRADE.

[@ragesiege3713]

When your DNA Heritage test result says that you’re 0.01% Russian

[@zoriox8667]

*laughs in Moscow*

[@raphaelr.5904]

Imagine your DNA being 100% Austrian-Bavarian area, you are patreotic and hate the serbs That is me btw

[@barbarisberry]

@@raphaelr.5904 , me is 90% russian

[@исламДавлетьяров]

IM RUSSIAN

[@barracuda8549]

Played in a summer camp NOW IT'S A GULAG

[@darthfia]

Hahaha

[@dreamy817]

WITH POLISH AND GERMAN INMATES

[@_phosphorus]

I'm dying haha

[@StarRiverAnythings]

It's a winter camp now,also called GULAG

[@spartacus___6756]

More like winter camp 😂😂😂

[@lGNITED]

This is better than most Anthems. I'm not even joking.

[@chrisnichols9014]

Soviet stuff is usually cool as fuck.

[@yashr285]

My teacher : where is Germany? Me : shown in map. My teacher : where is USA? Me : shown in map. My teacher : where is USSR? Me : here (in heart) It was a private school, but made a public school after this...

[@phobics9498]

True story

[@tankpenguin175]

Where is Prussia? 👉🏻🖤

[@JerryGakaNaifen]

Our teacher: We:

[@yashr285]

@@JerryGakaNaifen red salute comrade 🔴

[@fishthatlivesinspace5244]

After in public school: i have no words to capitalists

[@bacoguy]

This theme is hitting a whole lot different after today, lemme tell ya.

[@adriansaw7718]

to think about it now, its just dark humour

[@saneinsanity2772]

Exactly

[@HaydenHero]

Probably jamming to this at the front

[@skepticalmagos_101]

@@saneinsanity2772 in addition to hardbass 😂

[@ernstthalmann4306]

So recreate USSR? Ok

[@THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL]

USA anthem: 16 M This: 19M *Ourtube anthem starts playing*

[@robconstant797]

Well let's be honest the us anthem is musically not that interesting.

[@justsomeguywithasurprisede4059]

@@robconstant797 Facts

[@insaneelectro8238]

If you look at the USSR anthem video it has around 70 million. START THE REVOLUTION ALREADY

[@joe-jn4co]

The us anthem has 21 m on one vid

[@THECOMMUNISTCHANNEL]

@@joe-jn4co but its not the entire anthem so yeah

[@TheRigiditas]

Буду переслушивать после каждого лайка! Столица, водка, Советский медведь наш!

[@GoncharDenis]

Радио Тапок отличный кавер сделал. Советую глянуть :)

[@60groszy]

"Armagieddon is here" "Armagieddon is here" "Armagieddon is here" "insufficient funds" "insufficient funds"

[@tuneadoes]

60groszy depleted...

[@LOADEDF1ST]

Ahahahah

[@expendable1015]

"it's Wednesday my dudes" "It's Wednesday *OUR* dudes"

[@expendable1015]

Anonymous J. Guy It's Wednesday my *Proletariat Masses*

[@expendable1015]

Anonymous J. Guy it's Wednesday *Lower Class People Who are Oppressed by the Capitalists*

[@buscoparan1772]

Dude your only mission is making 9/11

[@expendable1015]

Pürmüz Şırtıcı Wait what?

[@bokibass]

Fuck off Hitler. We're gonna march into Berlin again and you will take the easy , pussy way out!

[@Kazuya.Mishima]

My house heard this song, now it's a gulag

[@Davide-qv3sk]

Ahahahah grande

[@Terrazon]

*Our house

[@emendo2696]

*Our gulag

[@SlavicFitz]

lool

[@JesseP310]

Correction you mean our garrison building ?

[@_mfjones_]

My dog listened to this song, now it is a bear!

[@camilledepain7705]

Stalin approved

[@carriedaly3540]

omg all mighty leader take me with you

[@Hoyeons7]

rofl

[@thatoneguy1839]

MY LEADER TEACH ME

[@Darman2142]

Thats not how it works.

[@CALLIE.MP3]

Commissar Darmanyes it does comrade stalin is allowed to do anything

[@idibruh9144]

My house heard this song, now it is a military base

[@theterriblehand6686]

You mean Our house

[@sirgrubbson289]

Strange, mine turned into a factory

[@gejnormcswipe8435]

Construction Complete!

[@hyper-kinetictortoise1569]

Mine is a gulag comrades.

[@IWillLeakYourIPDontTryMe]

OUR house turned into OUR military base

[@dylanworsham4906]

My cat heard this... now he's a Siberian tiger

[@luaplay6332]

1 Cat 2 Siberian tiger 3 God 4 Chuck norris

[@luftwaffepilot9272]

Siberian mouse flashback)

[@EternalGaming786]

What's this?! The Original Trio's Cat is evolving to a Siberian Tiger" xD

[@dylanworsham4906]

YES!!! LOL

[@lordpeanut5095]

It was 80° outside before I played this song. After the song was over, I went outside and it was -20° outside.

[@MaitreDoudou2000]

- what’s your birthday ? Me : March - what day ? Me : *SOVIET*

[@averageyoutubeuser597]

Im 50% German and 50% finnish. Now im scared AND angry

[@shaccash1714]

russians CAN'T SEE your half

[@ArtemAuroraAustralis]

U are half Russian and half Russian or dead one)

[@Dustbiter2003]

@Jackson Hort do you not remember the anthem WE are currently commenting on my comrade?

[@maggoteater2290]

@Jackson Hort fürs Reich natürlich

[@leonleon2021]

@Jackson Hort Self-civil war m8?

[@mc.banana1510]

inhales communism exhales motherland

[@flamingblade5271]

this is incorrect, in soviet russia communism inhales you and motherland exhales you.

[@mc.banana1510]

XD

[@athanasioskourouvanis4694]

I played this in Saint Petersburg . . . . Now it's Leningrad

[@bladerezgaming6785]

Soviet Petersburg

[@muhomor4123]

Timemachine

[@ToyotaChaser]

Stalingrad

[@faktualindonesiaofficial1940]

🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️😂🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️😂😂🅱️😂😂🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️😂😂😂🅱️🅱️😂😂🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️😂😂😂😂🅱️🅱️🅱️😂😂🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️😂😂😂😂🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️😂😂😂🅱️🅱️ 🅱️😂😂😂😂😂😂🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️😂😂🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️😂😂️🅱️😂😂😂️🅱️🅱️🅱️😂😂😂🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️😂😂😂🅱️🅱️🅱️😂😂🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️😂😂😂🅱️😂😂😂🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️😂🅱️🅱️🅱️😂😂😂😂😂🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️😂😂😂🅱️🅱️🅱️😂😂😂🅱️🅱️🅱️ 🅱️😂😂😂🅱️😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🅱️🅱️ 🅱️😂😂🅱️🅱️🅱️😂😂😂🅱️🅱️😂😂🅱️🅱️ 🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️🅱️

[@Gordon-_-Freeman]

@@ToyotaChaser Stalingrad is Volgograd «Американцы тупые!» Задорнов©

[@maximpasechnik4828]

Girls after failing exam* try again one more time Boys after failing exam*... We are in the army now!

[@MrBeeMAD]

That was true back in the Soviet time. Wait BLYAAAAT