I swear some players in Blitz have drunk out of the Dead Sea...
@user-ly8jg2kh8q3 жыл бұрын
I see you on all blitz videos wth
@ShortHax3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ly8jg2kh8q Hey, how r ya?
@user-ly8jg2kh8q3 жыл бұрын
@@ShortHax I'm good hbu?
@ShortHax3 жыл бұрын
@@user-ly8jg2kh8q My day’s been good excluding the daily dose of saltiness on Blitz.
@PhysicalEngineering3 жыл бұрын
bru
@bluespy1633 жыл бұрын
0:48 props to that fv 183 for roasting lmao
@twilightenvoy3 жыл бұрын
i mean it wasnt a roast, it was just him explaining how he is a kid
@bjornthefellhanded56553 жыл бұрын
"Fake Tanks are for poor Players" *laughs in casually dropping $30 on Crates and getting Tankenstein,Smasher,Gravedigger, and Scavenger*
@drsolo73 жыл бұрын
Pathetic. I spent 60 bucks for a badger
@confusedpuppo11003 жыл бұрын
Pfft. I spent $200 on an anime tank.
@rickgrimes_694203 жыл бұрын
i spent all of my potatoes for a smasher
@undeadsatan33173 жыл бұрын
Wallet warriors
@miningchip13 жыл бұрын
@@confusedpuppo1100 and thats how you know that’s pretty sad but i respect that since i would have done the same lmao
@danielmolnar553 жыл бұрын
This is a fact bout Blitz. They have educational featrues. Like crackheadness, saltyness, useless spending money, insulting or roasting team or players. Absolute school.
@nowel73743 жыл бұрын
Elo daniel watchu doing here
@danielmolnar553 жыл бұрын
@@nowel7374 I watch him tho, u know Nowel.
@Dave-jj3fk3 жыл бұрын
“I don’t rage I just speak louder” 😉😏
@jedfracistuban14593 жыл бұрын
Ngl this so accurate
@filikom39573 жыл бұрын
4:15 He's not a clown. He's the entire circus.
@rudypaniagua3 жыл бұрын
The entire entertainment industry.
@filikom39573 жыл бұрын
@@rudypaniagua yes
@WelloBello3 жыл бұрын
6:00 You have one guy who’s blocking, one guy who drives straight into a wall, and another guy who’s asking to see Happy Tree Friends characters in chat. What a game.
@expiredpotato14543 жыл бұрын
4:11 Kpfpz: He's a moron WT: He's a clown Me: *He's the entire circus*
@qingooo3 жыл бұрын
lmfaoooooooo
@rudypaniagua3 жыл бұрын
He's not the whole circus, he is the whole entertainment industry.
@qingooo3 жыл бұрын
@@rudypaniagua this comment definitely wins
@JillerKiller3 жыл бұрын
When player die, they mean they are allowed to insult their mates xD
@ss_floyd46803 жыл бұрын
I felt that
@ss_floyd46803 жыл бұрын
Hellkat me fav tonk
@MrCiko53 жыл бұрын
2:54 me testing if fall damage exist:
@efearikan87653 жыл бұрын
😂😂🤣🤣🤣💀💀
@rickgrimes_694203 жыл бұрын
@@efearikan8765 ya good bro?
@ellis40913 жыл бұрын
When maus gets in a training room Everyone: Pump his tracks full of lead, boys
@qingooo3 жыл бұрын
Yes im always the rest bunny when im in maus
@Allahster3 жыл бұрын
1:38 this part killed me 💀
@DaBomba193 жыл бұрын
Comrade of the east is now wotb joe of the east :)
@caspermichalska53023 жыл бұрын
I agree xd
@piloto182mx43 жыл бұрын
Don't compare CFTE with that bullshit
@DaBomba193 жыл бұрын
@@piloto182mx4 Joe isn't bullshit. And I'm pretty sure CFTE would be the first one to say that
@bigstinker38973 жыл бұрын
@@piloto182mx4 What the fuck are you talking about. CFTE is just aa good as Joe. Its just that Joe has better edits, probably because he has a better editing software.
@stalinium43153 жыл бұрын
@@piloto182mx4 lol he killed by wotb joe many time reason why he hate it
@TankuBOSS3 жыл бұрын
5:45 That’s literally what I always respond with when the enemy team (winning team) says GG *Just pull the uno reverse card*
@katyusha95613 жыл бұрын
As a WOTB player thats played for over 3 years i know this pain. Its still hurts
@pleaseenteranamelol7112 жыл бұрын
Take a few months off, take it less seriously and enjoy the crackheads instead of becoming one.
@BCWeebsOnBlitz3 жыл бұрын
2:00 R.I.P Hellcat!
@user-oq7sk3qf3n3 жыл бұрын
imagine they go toxic but there is a moderator platoon
@expiredpotato14543 жыл бұрын
It would be an awkward situation
@AngelGarcia-mk1li3 жыл бұрын
Mods whould not do anything xd
@umshermanaleatorio88663 жыл бұрын
Neubaufarhzeug youre on wot blitz?
@Dave-jj3fk3 жыл бұрын
Bruh I’ve done it and still never been banned 😅😂🤣
@ivanpetrovsky.3 жыл бұрын
dude ur literally THE most relatable wotb youtuber keep makin these lmao
@williamvolkoff963 жыл бұрын
for the leopard prototype A i think he was in sniper mode and not the protect the base mode so i think he didn’t realize and he was focused on that emil 1 and the other tanks from long range
@amanteros3 жыл бұрын
My reaction to these kind of players be like: *"Continue Raging With Caution"* If u guys have a certain response to a raging player leave it on this comment reply section:)
@feivellazuardi18673 жыл бұрын
I just reply "ok" or "you are right". Just agree with them
@Aim_HR3 жыл бұрын
same as guy above me but add "cool" so its "ok cool"
@somethingsomethingcrotasen16433 жыл бұрын
I usually just dont reply at all because 1. Im in a fight 2. Im too lazy to respond and i think its not worth the time
@i25o463 жыл бұрын
@@somethingsomethingcrotasen1643 yeah
@Average-Friday-Enjoyer3 жыл бұрын
For me it’s normally Oh I get it! And then a new message saying IDC
@wakeup4203 жыл бұрын
I wheezed when it said "Excuse me, but can you kindly fuck off"
@balistik59663 жыл бұрын
The new game : *World of Tank Bitch*
@marksmbori52793 жыл бұрын
Crackheads? These are my average rating match teammates
@Obsidian_Official_11 ай бұрын
5:50 i felt his pain but the rage aint gon do him justice 😂
@JustDaCrusader3 жыл бұрын
I remember making 3,4k in my St. An obj 704 wouldn't shut up blaming the defeat on me. He said he had hitted all his shots. He fired 2 times and one only did 300 dmg. BRUH.
@madcat21523 жыл бұрын
The Leo was not a clown he was THE WHOLE CIRCUS LOL 🎪🤣
@rasyiqzurai35593 жыл бұрын
Hellcat is my fav "Wow Thx for the help"
@UncannyFella3 жыл бұрын
I actually feel so relieved that I'm not the only guy who gets players like these. Worst thing is, they're always really stupid and impossible to argue with
@efearikan87653 жыл бұрын
Because they are illiterate
@goldensperm103 жыл бұрын
Player character in wotb : full of salty people full toxic full crackhead .....
@Tankdestroyer4673 жыл бұрын
*"Why WotB boringish and broken."* - Sun Tzu
@RadishBoi1183 жыл бұрын
3:42 I got thing like this yesterday a mt25 push a panther and panther says its me pushing him and he keep push me till die and he said u keep push me
@witherbendisch27043 жыл бұрын
I don’t know why but when the person says relax this is tier 5 made me laugh
@panzeraufblitz51923 жыл бұрын
I am now learning to use Inshot thank you for introducing it to me
@C_F_T_E3 жыл бұрын
Nice, good luck
@UncannyFella3 жыл бұрын
@@C_F_T_E hey dude I use inshot too, and one flaw you might have is that you can't overlays videos or greenscreen. Another video app called 'motion ninja' allows mixing and green screen otherwise
@aldebaranh84083 жыл бұрын
Idk man Im just love see this guys roast the real nub
@Maus553Lol Жыл бұрын
1:50 T-34 Say "Bro, you shot the hell out of it"
@user-bo1ej5im9t3 жыл бұрын
I like Dumb player in Wotb because they make me feel smart
@wisecraftlive3 жыл бұрын
3:36 Btw, in replays you can press "tab" or click on the team line up (top left and top right hand side) and names will pop up
@C_F_T_E3 жыл бұрын
Yeah I know. Except when I was recording it I didn’t do it unfortunately
@R4Z3R_5333 жыл бұрын
2:33 kv 3 almost died :0
@UniversalTreatIsYummy3 жыл бұрын
Yesterday some guy was telling me that I was playing Nub like because I apparently only use premium tanks
@C_F_T_E3 жыл бұрын
Imagine
@UniversalTreatIsYummy3 жыл бұрын
@@C_F_T_E I was in Lowe too :(
@labracadabradorr3 жыл бұрын
When u need credit that's the only think to do dude I won't insult people for that it make no sences
@unfortunateonblitz49843 жыл бұрын
my comrade casually trolling in training rooms
@lucademonikschafer45243 жыл бұрын
When the SU-100 said: anti fascism game, a Russian appeared and introduced himself
@VeteranThatAsWeeb3 жыл бұрын
4:54 this My most Pain WHEN I TRY TO RUN FROM ENEMY
@d3adwaffles3 жыл бұрын
Losing braincells everytime man
@admiraljk46523 жыл бұрын
Love the classical BGM
@ivanpetrovsky.3 жыл бұрын
next time someone calls u a noob try to say "u just got killed by a nub then what does that say about you"
@UniversalTreatIsYummy3 жыл бұрын
Another story to add up from my comment from not many minutes ago I was in a battle on Copperfield and a teammate whose tank I can't remember said "Imagine using smasher because you can't win" Then one of the 2 smashers in a platoon on the enemy team just replies with "Imagine being broke" I was dying on my side because of that idk why
@russianarmy73333 жыл бұрын
Why leopard camp?
@Chronicle2nd3 жыл бұрын
man ive still got a recording of an IS pushing my Su-130PM out of bushes / sniping spot and letting me die to lights
@Axolsniper Жыл бұрын
This man never fails to make me laugh
@Rajsadaye3 жыл бұрын
Liszt and Paganini in the back! 👌
@C_F_T_E3 жыл бұрын
Hell yeah
@bladeonblitz92813 жыл бұрын
my blitz career in a nutshell, but in the long run its actually goood that u get teammates like this. because of this, u decide that u want to learn how to carry the team
@deathtoaster4493 жыл бұрын
I feel like the locust is a Karen that learned how to play WOTB
@lehonkerque73983 жыл бұрын
I hope they change the way to rate people instead of a shitty purple star and "weegate"
@Biggestbirddo3 жыл бұрын
This is the funnies guy ever. Love the content
@NOVA-eh2xb3 жыл бұрын
i've actually played once with the su100 political dude, and he spammed the same shit lol
@C_F_T_E3 жыл бұрын
Cringe
@Kevin-le2mg3 жыл бұрын
“Fake tanks are for poor players” still trying to figure out what this means
@Vladislav_00013 жыл бұрын
Real tanks are tanks that exist in real life. Fake tanks are made up.
@garrettcarden80073 жыл бұрын
I like how locust thought fv shot him but of fv shot him he'd be dead in one shot lol
@siuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu2283 жыл бұрын
1:52 (перевод с русского на английский) ( translation from Russian to English) bro did you shoot a fu***ng bullet
@thinbluemerican4703 жыл бұрын
Sad thing is, I know who the host in the first clip is...
@C_F_T_E3 жыл бұрын
F
@rayaneerrjali78463 жыл бұрын
Ahh yes the na server totally not toxic and not full of brainless kids
@TheEclipse-3 жыл бұрын
A-20: CAMPERS WILL BE REPORTED i have a feeling that this guy reports all the tank destroyers that appear on his team, just because they were doing what they were supposed to do by their role.
@amélie-roux3 жыл бұрын
People on this game, never fail to confuse me
@Ghent_Halcyon3 жыл бұрын
I have met so many hosts who just use that card. I used to play blitz to get the tanks I want then go to the training rooms, then the good training rooms disappeared and prison changed for the worse. All the training rooms are filled with trolls and they get so many people that they just keep doings it. It's one reason why I left. I have also seen many of this Cohost thing, strangely I never saw a He Cohost only a she.
@reyyanshaikh79643 жыл бұрын
183- “HE BLOCK ME A SHOOT WITH MIRE 1300 dmge” mans had great grammar 😂😂🤣👏👏👏
@alansierra90783 жыл бұрын
2:54 wtf wt aut panzer.lV
@balintvisszatert_72933 жыл бұрын
3:00 the start of the kiddo's life, 3:13 the end of the kiddo's life :
@clicketyclackety33293 жыл бұрын
So simple, yet so funny...
@DSIREX_3 жыл бұрын
Ah yes the best notifications is when this comrade uploads
@MisterEnfield Жыл бұрын
5:04 my question is why don’t you hide at front house ? It is a bad spot or what
@jpkwo1723 жыл бұрын
This happened to me in my JPanther, I accidentally blocked ISU, he kills me by pushing me into exposure.
@orf2A3 жыл бұрын
This is one reason i stopped playing, the other is the balance
@justapotatomk2633 жыл бұрын
2:12 at this point he said “fake tanks are for poor players” I think he means that the tank u use in this part which is the vindicator UM which is editor’s design it so it’s not real but he is poor lol we use money to buy prem tanks and hellcat is a tech tree tank
@martinimccreamy59023 жыл бұрын
The title of this video is just too _perfect_
@Zyron_Guy013 жыл бұрын
5:15 Basically me to every teammate nearby me lol
@jozhozeyrionika59213 жыл бұрын
my team blames me: me: mmm... interesting
@crimsonflag26713 жыл бұрын
I wouldve made that cromwell regret downloading the game
@seizurexf3 жыл бұрын
To all crackhead: Imagine insult your own team because u died first
@arnofromny10553 жыл бұрын
Flawless editing , funny context
@loafbread19203 жыл бұрын
Nahh it's just a normal day on blitz it's normal
@justapotatomk2633 жыл бұрын
4:54 how did u block his shot I don’t see u blocking any of his shot?
@陈凯文-n1h3 жыл бұрын
183 frustration is quite understandable cause the HESH is soo expensive but didnt have to feed the enemy
@C_F_T_E3 жыл бұрын
Yes very expensive, that’s why you should probably aim it and not just lob it like a rock over a fence and hope it hits
@陈凯文-n1h3 жыл бұрын
@@C_F_T_E then suddenly rng decides give a natural 1 roll Ah the pain when using the 183
@Mannen20003 жыл бұрын
Last time I play this game, the Japanese SPG line is still new and OP in some way
@akiofujiwara30923 жыл бұрын
Just watching this makes me anxious.
@efearikan87653 жыл бұрын
Same...
@ok-do3 жыл бұрын
ahh the classic “kicked”
@zukicappuccino78493 жыл бұрын
Host be the 6 year old who thinks that since he’s the host he’s a dictator
@bladeonblitz92812 жыл бұрын
1:44 fun fact: WW2 is, more or less so, a direct result of the treaty of versailles, which was political treaty (keep reading for explanation). the point is true, but it doesn't really support his arguement. anyway, how exactly is WW2 a direct result of the treaty of versailles? The Treaty of Versailles, basically said "Germany is at fault for this entire war, and they're gonna pay for it whether they like it or not... Oh yeah they're also being forced to sign it." The treaty prevented Germany, as an economic power, from privately exporting goods until the price of the entire war was paid off. Hitler, who served in 16th Bavarian Infantry Regiment for the SS during WW1, pledged that he would "redeem" Germany's losses - and created the Nazi party. Secret private trading of goods started happening right under the other European's noses, but when Jewish immigrants in Germany learned about this, they ratted them out to the British. This sparked Hitler's hate toward the Jews. As the Nazi party took over the German Government and established the 3rd Reich, Hitler became more and more greedy. At this point, he not only wanted to redeem Germany, but also wanted to expand the German Empire. Germany started building up their military, which was also against the Treaty of Versailles. This started throwing up red flags for the rest of Europe, but for some reason they let it happen. Eventually, on September 1st, 1939, Hitler launched an invasion on Poland, and in just a little over a month, the entire country of Poland was under Nazi control. This, sparked WW2.
@JuanGarcia-gy8vl3 жыл бұрын
My session today was like that, lights camping and guys like that Hellcat/Leo going alone. It's not right but i straight up call them **tards. So fed up with them.
@C_F_T_E3 жыл бұрын
It is what it is
@dimdimbramantyo76663 жыл бұрын
I love how when I started chatting in english and someone just reply it with non-english language (mostly cheeki breeki language) like bruh, what did they expect 🤣
@Virxzz._.3 жыл бұрын
This video triggered me so hard you dont know
@efearikan87653 жыл бұрын
Me too i wanted to slam my desk XDD
@Ethanpro-lj4wv3 жыл бұрын
kids when you push them: tReaT oThErS hOw yOu wAnt tO bE tReaTed
@alibi15003 жыл бұрын
*"Welcome to Asia server!"*
@du_nut_tuch_me42303 жыл бұрын
Sometimes their genius it's... it's almost frightening
@Worldofunfortunateblitz3 жыл бұрын
1:30 I would have been like... Trump?.... Where?... I don't see a Donald Trump?
@baokhanggoh86193 жыл бұрын
The first host did not even know how to spell mentally properly
@arzenyukimatammu51653 жыл бұрын
My cracked brain has nothing to say
@haruko28712 жыл бұрын
"Fake tanks are for poor player's" Meaning he's saying you must be so trash at the game you need non historical actual vehicle's to play since you're so "bad" at the game Just to let you know, you're welcome Love you and your vids CFTE
@mahoganyattar33663 жыл бұрын
I see this is what blitz has become.. a f*ckin "Politics Game"
@kalebvasquez88383 жыл бұрын
What happen to this map: 2:00
@tobiramasenju76693 жыл бұрын
If these guys started playing WarThunder they will never survive
@C_F_T_E3 жыл бұрын
Yes
@jbellepadua69623 жыл бұрын
When a Tier V rages since I one shooted him with a Kv2 HE