Cabbage Patch Christmas Special

[@TheBitBlock]

Just sittin' here eating lunch as a 32 year old man watching another grown man feed wigs to a little girl's doll from the 90's.

[@AsgardianQueen]

It''s funny watching Chad feed wigs to the doll.

[@PeanutButterGamer]

I need that big Christmas hat...

[@PeanutButterGamer]

Also... NOOO, NOT THE PBG WIG

[@PeanutButterGamer]

Also again... Nevermind, it's k.

[@pyneet]

same

[@animetrash1571]

PeanutButterGamer Talks to himself.

[@squitterhyena652]

How do you feel about the doll eating your hair?

[@iang_1776]

A local man was arrested after showing up in a random persons house on Christmas Eve trying to put himself in a stocking and the victim claimed he said “IM THE PERFECT STICKING STUFFER”

[@ihaveanlgsadly8349]

Forheadmas

[@gall9had]

Stocking*

[@superorangecat6937]

So I guess you're from Florida?

[@trinitech6868]

XD

[@uslessaccount4649]

Your eyes are filled with EVIL.....

[@babybear6111]

my boyfriend, who is 30, walked in while i was watching this and was like “oh, i remember those things. there was a big recall for them. [my sister] had one.” so you’re not crazy haha it was a big deal back then

[@Adrastia]

My sister had one too. I thought it was neat. We didn't take it back after the recall. My sister had really long hair too. But her hair was never eaten.

[@kiriu_idk]

And you said wait no I can explain I’m not weird

[@vustvaleo8068]

not having an on/off switch is already a design flaw alone.

[@dubuyajay9964]

Or reverse.

[@jacobgutierrez752]

Cabbage patch: Battle royale

[@mazokumichael]

Lol

[@CHANG0SITO_]

Cool Scrub plz no more fornip

[@AleT118]

The last one who doesn't get consumed wins.

[@lisabarnes924]

Cabbage patch kids for smash!

[@crispy3325]

Cool Scrub We’re all scrubs

[@HTPCYMC]

It’s the most frickest time of the year

[@mick5055]

I had just one query

[@andrealif7241]

Merry frikmas!

[@mariobrax3501]

Want a frick cranberry?

[@GeneralOfHamsters]

thirstiest*

[@flintax1553]

Want a chad frickbetty

[@banana004]

If they remake the cabbage patch doll, they should put sensors in the dolls food and mouth so if it senses the food, THEN it will eat. It wouldn’t eat fingers or hair.

[@FurbyCraftYT]

Cupsy Da Octo Yup

[@holyshard530]

Can it Also have an on and off switch?

[@colbbot3291]

Yeah it's kinda freaky that these dolls were esting people's hair and pulling the hair and hurting the kids yikes.

[@goatlover53]

Big brain

[@rowloeightyeight3425]

At no point were my grandparents that loving to me... hahaha

[@Mikcaroni]

Rowlo Eightyeight same??

[@apigeon4192]

:(

[@jaynenunya6070]

We should make a club.

[@isbacarrot4808]

HoneySuckleHusky yt? ttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttttt%ft tttt t%tt%thirty 5 555th 55555555555555555 5 5555555555555 ft 55555555555555555555555555555555tt 55555555wiry 777

[@thegalacticflamingo207]

IsbaCarrot what

[@c-puff]

I read somewhere the reason the dolls can't let go once they start eating is because they have rollers inside their mouths which pulls whatever is put in their mouths inwards, but the rollers have little teeth on them that lock and can only roll one way.

[@SuperSireBoyYT]

that's pretty creepy

[@goast2]

well the problem with the hair test was obviously the sheer perfection that is pbg's hair.

[@thegoldenstation9723]

I'm glad the doll didn't come to life and try to eat chad, especially considering you got it from santa

[@perrilewis180]

Oh god that's literally one of my childhood nightmares that haunts my dreams

[@Ash-bo9eu]

The Elmo arc is over

[@PizzaLuigi1]

Imagine really your little boy and you got this for Christmas you slept with it and one day you wake up and it’s eating up your hair

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Chucky, anyone?

[@dinglemcbingle3345]

@The Golden Station you commented to me on the devils and the details ost video

[@KingExalted]

If I find a child in my Cabbage Garden, I'm throwing the whole Garden away.

[@ellencarroll7309]

Exalted I love this comment

[@KingExalted]

@@ellencarroll7309 Thanks!

[@holyshard530]

I would keep it.

[@WhiteScorpio2]

@@holyshard530 Free slave!

[@spicybeantofu]

Flamethrower

[@TheSparklingStalker]

"I take the oath to take care of this doll." *feeds it everything you shouldn't* There's something both memorizing and horrifying seeing that doll just engulf those Christmas lights like it was nothing.

[@DireNemesis]

Me: *says the oath*....... Me: *runs off and aggressively throws the doll into the oven and cooks it*

[@inkii-y]

Partywolf animates oh-oh god

[@DireNemesis]

@@inkii-y *NO WITNESSES*

[@mars_7673]

=)

[@altaparks3627]

Good, that is the only way to free their hair craving spirits.

[@DireNemesis]

@@altaparks3627 indeed we must start a war against the cabbage patch kids

[@nostalgicumbry3279]

Also with the hair thing, little girls usually have like hair ties, braids, beads, etc in their hair, so its possible that something like that got caught in the mouth. One news report i heard of is that one of these dolls ripped off the hair of one girl all the way to the scalp.

[@minicrushies]

my god that sounds horrific

[@dubuyajay9964]

The 80s dolls probably were less safe than the 90s ones too. More primitive circuitry, stronger motors, etc...

[@lanliwanag9552]

@@dubuyajay9964 toy ovens .... lead paints coloring books ...that creepy doll that laugh nonstop

[@DrkPhoenix]

How does their hair even get in the dolls mouths, they had to put it in there. Cause the mouths are small af and even when Chad tried to put in its mouth he barley got it to work without something to push it in more. Btw not blaming the kids lol

[@gavindionisio9342]

@Umbry Kane that's cool

[@jerrysmith8624]

Still waiting for those ninja bread cookies chad!

[@hopeschannel]

Jerry Smith me too!

[@hopeschannel]

Jerry Smith ur right i’m sorry

[@FudgemintGuardian]

Thank Pokemon that I never got into these demon babies as a kid.

[@kioku119]

I don't see the appeal of them.

[@colbbot3291]

Eh same. My grandma gave me a couple of these as a kid but I didn't like them very much.

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Good thing I got a remote control Zilla (Godzilla 1998) instead for Christmas (I watched Godzilla: The Series as a kid)......

[@trainguy2007]

@@colbbot3291 good thing I didn't have these either

[@ChristopherMoom]

*_MERRY F R I C K M A S !_*

[@archivo9668]

And a happy frick year

[@dubuyajay9964]

Frick or Treat!

[@mnichow2146]

I See You Everywhere!

[@memethyst]

normally people tell me they see me everywhere, but i see _you_ everywhere...

[@mars_7673]

Chara Dreemurr - Christopher Moon I prefer seeing you than Justin.Y

[@micahsux_]

Can you imagine some kid in the 90’s say, “Hey Jim! My sisters cabbage patch kid ate her hair!” “Woah dude! That’s crazyyyyyy!”

[@themysteriouscatperson9483]

Lord peanut has gifted us with a video, all hail lord chiptronic

[@crashez35]

All hail dad

[@OnyxOlympian]

Put your offerings in the basket down the hall please

[@hifriend9588]

TheMysteriousCatPerson yes

[@goldfishwolfy6373]

Durpy_ Meowth he ain't your dad

[@sassycat4157]

I wanted one of those Snack Time dolls...... then they were recalled.

[@abandonedacc2223]

I didn’t want one because I liked dolls, it was because I wanted it to eat my vegetables or something like that lmao

[@lapytop]

You can still buy one online and fulfil your inanimate object hair chewing fetish! Don't let your dreams be dreams.

[@spicybeantofu]

You were spared

[@GhostbusterJeffrey]

Chadtronic! The perfect stocking stuffer!

[@evelynt9582]

the doll eating the Christmas lights might be ths scariest thing I've ever seen.

[@Crunk-z]

Grandma got hit by a flying snes controller

[@morsey_55]

OOOOF

[@sledgehammer_floatzel]

No.. GRANDMA GOT HIT BY A WII CONTROLLER

[@fiarubold]

Wasn't the original story for them that they were forced to work in a mine by an evil witch and to save them you had to "adopt" them?

[@epicgam2317]

I hope not. That's fricking terrifying.

[@colbbot3291]

Woah.... I hope not.

[@EssexAggiegrad2011]

I searched it but did find anything about that

[@brknglasses2734]

I just thought they were a person that grew from a plant... Still kinda ...horrible, tho...if you think about it too much.

[@holyshard530]

Actually, it was! Kind of.. See, there wasn't just a witch. they're was an anthropomorphic rabbit, and a weasel. And also a stork, the stork was a good guy.

[@irlponygirl]

And santa chad yelled to all the boys and girls, merry frickmas and happy frickyear.

[@ZebraandDog]

Literally my favorite video you’ve ever made. She’s so cute! I’m a doll collector and I’ve kinda decided I need to get one of these. She’s adorable, I love her chewing!!!

[@tbatalis8364]

It a pillow it’s a pet is a pillow pet

[@makio8965]

oh god i remember those now

[@urielgonzalez900]

Only 2000’s kids will remember

[@minicrushies]

omg I remember that and I used to have one xD

[@isbacarrot4808]

Oh yess I had one when I was little.

[@ihavenoideawhatmynameis8670]

I remember that and I still have it

[@retdrewclassic20]

Christmas lights are my favourite snack

[@goatlover53]

Hmmm...

[@tyshco2969]

They should make Christmas themed candy based off of Christmas lights.

[@Gantorin]

New line Cannibal Patch Kids

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Even better: Chucky dolls

[@NineDorugreymon]

I lost it at the end. Good lord that doll was wasting no time with those lights. xD

[@killeraider2907]

MERRY FRICKIN CHRISTMAS CHAPSTICK

[@sethbramwell]

It's the Cabbage Patch Omnivore! And seeing it eat Christmas lights just seriously made my day.

[@kweizarr]

Here's an idea: You should do a Christmas special every year and call it the Chadtronic Frickmas Special

[@dabricashaw2864]

Those cabbage patch kids gave me nightmares

[@ldcmcfly]

FRICK

[@someweirdlumpofmeat158]

HOLLY COW YES, I feel the nightmare god coming!

[@unknow_oh]

“MERRY CHRISTMAS, FRICKS!”

[@Sillykids]

I prefer Sour Patch Kids {EDIT: Frick someone else already commented that, I swear I didn't copy them :\

[@colly407]

I believe you *N O T ! !*

[@goatlover53]

@@colly407 tf dude

[@brknglasses2734]

But...you knew about the other comment before you started writing this one....

[@mariobrax3501]

Cabbage Patch Kids: Infinity War

[@5ashll303]

"You should have gone for the hair"

[@BigBadBuzzard]

And Knuckles. Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series.

[@tex56]

Anyone else notice how Cabbage Patch kids have really obscure names? I remember having three dolls as a kid. One was a puppy named Cupcake(that one is pretty basic). There was also a girl named Brianna Jessica(pretty decent). Then I remember my favorite one was a Cabbage Patch ice cream baby named Lon Don(I actually thought his name was Long John until now).

[@moose4006]

I knew it they are going to eat me

[@3lla846]

a friend of mine as a kid had that snacktime cabbage patch doll. one day we decided to test the limits and it ended up with a shredded grocery back stuck through its body.

[@tiramisudragon]

I was little when that Snack Time Cabbage Patch incident happened. I seriously thought people from Mattel were going to steal my doll. I had no sense of what a "recall" was.

[@sanriocondom]

Tiramisu Dragon that’s so funny XD I thought when they did recalls they would ask everyone to give them their dolls

[@eggrollsareawesome3301]

Thats nice :)

[@GlassesnMouthplates]

Chad feeding a Cabbage Patch Kid with anything should be the new "Will It Blend" series.

[@OGBeefStew]

Is there a Bookworm Lex cabbage patch kid?

[@hahaisntitfunny5579]

Beef Stew no :(

[@jameszackarevicz3848]

Your like the new justin y

[@hztb9918]

Beef Stew sadly no

[@jerrysmith8624]

Yo I jack off to that game

[@oliverolivers5080]

I swear you watch the same exact videos as me?

[@DarkDesertRose]

It's so funny how crazes happen and people are getting trampled over a doll or whatever, then a few years later no one cares about it.

[@Adrastia]

Last year (or was it the year before that?) it was Hatchimals. And a bunch of them didn't even hatch. Now no one cares. Is there a toy craze this year? I didn't see any news about one.

[@artandstuffproductions3640]

A Fad will only last about a year so fidget spinners and cubes lasted that long

[@beldawilliams3282]

My grandmother gave me a homemade cabbage patch kid ish thing and I love it

[@charleswinkler5998]

4:44 I was eating. You owe me a computer, Chad.

[@plddiduewuw6845]

I would let you crawl in my stocking

[@Icalasari]

Oh my

[@XylonXD]

rumor has it she's still eating those christmas lights to this day

[@morsey_55]

Cabbage patch kids Small children's toys commonly referred to as "cabbage patch kids" *TOYS MADE FOR CHILDREN THAT HAS BEEN CHOSEN BY THE COMPANY TO BE NAMED AFTER A CROP COMMONLY GROWN IN PATCHES*

[@Jcc2224]

16:53 needs to be someone's computer wallpaper. A manchild inquisitively witnessing a recalled childrens' toy readily consume Christmas lights. Only on KZbin everyone. Love ya Chad.

[@blanked0]

FRICK!!!! Master chapstick will be in much disappoint

[@mick5055]

Heck

[@aaronmattsmash]

The doll eating different things is the funniest thing I've seen in a while.

[@PepinoSketti]

HELLO HUMAN! IT IS I THE MAGNIFICENT SANS! AND YOU ARE ALMOST AS MAGNIFICENT AS ME I REALLY ENJOY YOUR VIDEOS HUMAN KEEP UP THE GOOD WORK MWEH HEH HEH! :D

[@Devon-bf9xh]

This is a big deal

[@spookylad1367]

T H I S I S A B I G D E A L

[@uslessaccount4649]

U N O T D O G E U B O N G O C A T

[@gloriawhite714]

I LOVE YOUR PROFILE PICTURE! BONGO CATTTTTT!!!!!!!!

[@ilpalazzo3]

When you said 'many of them ... after christmas" I was expecting 'many of them ... fatal'

[@Hedvigu]

Thank you for this Holiday gift, you know your audience better than we know ourselves. Seeing the cabidgy purtch kid gobble up the Christmas lights - yes, by God, "It just works". Instant favorite.

[@datguynuma3730]

Oh boy, another Frickmas special with Chapstick. My favorite holiday.

[@derpy8419]

Merry Frick mess *screams* I love it

[@weirdside7147]

ok

[@zackfitzgerald2504]

I never understood how these things were so popular, I mean look at them. They're so...creepy...

[@kevoseven1125]

Chad you're slightly more sadistic in this episode than usual.

[@byrus9022]

Super cute intro 😍 And great entrance of the "Frickmas" 😁

[@Magneroyal]

So I have been recovering from a gallbladder surgery and today was the first day I have been back home to relax. When I saw your Christmas special I got so excited! (I have been around since the original Ruxpin was trying to get you!) I just wanted to say Merry Frickmas, Happy New Year, and truly thank you for the pick me up.

[@joshbrazinski5066]

I haven’t laughed so hard at a Chadtronic video! Nice job, Chad!

[@angie_wuz_here]

Chadtronic: *feeds Christmas lights to cabbage patch kids* Cabbage patch kid: MMMMM CHRISTMAS LIGHTS

[@mcbuttheadmcf8650]

worship the cabbage.

[@RosseLoveDogs]

I’m a recently new subscriber and I been binge watching your videos for like two weeks and I’m really sad you don’t have more subscribers because your videos are so WELL PRODUCED , like it’s really entertaining. As a Christmas present I will keep binge watching your videos.

[@lindsayduell5530]

The intro is based on his sweater! I love that!

[@bedtimeted]

id actually love to have an old cabbage patch kid in box :0 i love the packaging and the way the dolls look

[@miss_bratt..2971]

*watches intro* How it the world does a wife like yours put up with you’re shenanigans😂

[@LukeBeadles]

I expected the jump scare but it happened later than I thought

[@SIDE9995_]

Person: Oh what did you do in your past time on Christmas break Me: Oh Nothing (sees doll eating Christmas light in head)

[@pika23]

I'm laughing so hard at the Christmas lights! I'm wheezing ajjfkfldls

[@wrierveil159]

Chadtronic u gotta get yourself in a Hardcore!

[@tinstrings6312]

Sure, the old article talks about the hundreds of kids who had hair and fingers eaten, but what about all the half-eaten Chihuahuas and fully digested pet hamsters that Snack-Time Cabbage Patch dolls left in their wake? The silent victims.

[@ilpalazzo3]

I remember seeing these as a kid and always wondering, are they really all different?

[@Niko_the_Spidey]

I was laughing my butt off when it ate the Christmas Lights!

[@thedeathofsocietyandmankin59]

4:29 : *exists* Me: finally, I can eat children without being hunted down by the police.

[@mewalchemist]

Unlike some of these children who got their hair and fingers stuck by accident, I did it intentionally because I was a weird kid back then. Also I never knew these were on recall because I had it for so long and I guess my parents either didn’t know or just thought I wouldn’t think to stick my finger in it. Of course, I don’t have it anymore since it has long been donated.

[@eriv1974]

3:11 child at age 60

[@magicmagic6370]

0:03 I'm scared.

[@mlprandomness1]

When the video started and he said merry cristmas for some reason I said merry criseler to him 😂

[@benking06]

I love the Christmas version of the intro and outro music

[@Beppit]

But it's 3 days before christmas. YOU CANT say Merry Christmas when it's not EXACTLY Christmas. IT'S THE LAW!

[@lucciola3589]

I love the part where he talks about Cabbage patch kids

[@Pr3t4ndor]

I remember watching this as a kid, who is watching this in 2019?

[@kaitlynfarr2254]

I replayed the Christmas light eating about 20 times....I can’t stop watching it😂

[@priceofpiestudios9378]

Chad is wrong flex seal is the best stocking stuffer

[@jonbomb1480]

That intro music was AMAZING!!! Also is it just me or does that look like pbg's hair? 10:40

[@nicholaslienandjaja1815]

Perfect if you want to cosplay as PBG!

[@ender_blade]

I remember that one that eats like the back of my hand Cuz of the scars that are on the back of my hand from that thing

[@sathies2486]

Chadtronic is honestly one of my favourite human beings.

[@biemdubayu]

Lettuce Arena Children

[@spicybeantofu]

These used to have a smell. I see them and I remember it.

[@mirasnyder9370]

I think my grandparents are more excited to get the gift then to give it to me. I hope I don't get a cabbage patch kid.

[@YourKingPyro]

When you’re notified about a reply by someone with the same icon as you but not chadtronic

[@GoreHumanPudding]

Everyone is shoving through for toys not for them but for the kids

[@navyblues6661]

I am already less than one second into this and I'm already laughing. This'll be great.

[@RatMan447_has_a_fatty]

I prefer lettuce field teens.

[@PKokay]

I love you been watching since 100k I'm honestly surprised he hasn't hit a million he puts a lot of work in and he's really funny