'Café Society' And 'Jason Bourne' | On Cinema Season 8, Ep. 2 | Adult Swim

[@Flayne009]

"I'm addicted to this, not in a literal medical sense, but I don't think i could live without it."

[@lampini]

“I feel full and almost sick from it”

[@jerrellallen6271]

Trending on Tik Tok for some reason now

[@twocyclediesel1280]

@@Fitnessmovesme Same here, always makes me laugh.

[@HankBukowski]

It's positive after some pain.

[@jpwfilmarchives8076]

Dracula has always been a little unreliable with the facts

[@RageONTv]

i got fired cause i started laughing so hard at your comment lol

[@MatthewHenderson1]

JPW Film Archives that’s probably his most distinctive trait id say

[@woestijnjongen]

Gregg was confusing Dracula with Satan

[@lilithlevisis7826]

LMOOAOAOAO

[@mattbaker7305]

He isn't wrong.

[@anthos567]

Greg reluctantly agreeing with Dr. San about feeling "tired after a big meal." One of the funniest moments on this show.

[@bamadave83]

Lol yes

[@dharmallars]

10:06 so good

[@refoliation]

broken vcr clock is right twice in day

[@dontknow3949]

The more subtle Gregg is the funnier it is

[@ThommyofThenn]

Turkey dinners will do that

[@zarsiw]

"what's wrong with digestion?" i'm no gregghead, but he's asking all the right questions.

[@isaacberger6721]

Don't you sometimes feel tired after eating a big meal?

[@jameselias8955]

Love how honest Gregg was

[@user-fw8wt4qo3o]

@@isaacberger6721 yeah.

[@jaxonpickett6372]

@@isaacberger6721 Game, set, match Dr. San!

[@GyroZeppel]

@@isaacberger6721you could see Gregg trying to come up with a witty retort to Dr. San but he couldn’t think of anything so he just says “yeah” in a defeated voice hahaaha I was dying at that

[@Nurr0]

This series is like a slow motion train crash I can't stop watching.

[@DomTVdotTV]

Cyan its really crazy when you play it on .75x speed while in a train crash

[@aarons_picks3783]

Cyan i know. Slowest build ever. 😂😂😂

[@janesmith1840]

You know what never slowed down? The Bond franchise. That's kind of always been going.

[@NecumNaTo]

Well, he finally got trialed for that horrendous act

[@mattbaker7305]

Or like a fast moving tectonic plate.

[@adamc8186]

Greggs face when he's mad literally makes the show. Whenever the camera cuts to both of them and he's sitting there looking down with a sad face, I literally lol

[@kf7721]

Check out the first minute of the 3rd on cinema Oscars

[@kristinegloria]

And arms crossed

[@groperofeuropa]

Dr San mentions "ma huang" and "dong chong chat dau" at around the 10:40-11:00 mark. I googled and found that the first is a cytotoxic ephedra used for weight loss and the latter is better known as cordyceps, the fungus that infects the brains of insects and turns them into zombies as part of its life cycle. This show is fucking amazing.

[@kelzuya]

Yeah hah. At the trial of the Electric Sun dead they have footage of san bringing up cordyceps

[@Fugu6000]

Cordyceps is primarily a light stimulant, very often you can find one in pills, so ultimately they're just some diet supplements.

[@sallinger87]

Dr. San really put Gregg in his place with that “don’t you feel tired after a big meal” explanation.

[@grege2864]

even as an admitted gregg head, i think dr. san was right to help gregg understand the nutritional vape technology. unfortunately it still goes over my head, but i trust doctors like dr san.

[@BunnLilah]

"...........yeah."

[@Zach-jh9zz]

I agree with Tim, Jason Bourne had it all - a car crash and a confusing/surprising story

[@jopmens6960]

I still think they should have gone with "The Bourne Penultimatum" before

[@manuelbasanta6483]

And dance

[@alistercaddy1208]

Tim's review of Jason Bourne was so incredibly funny. It's like what I image your common moron would say about any movie they really like.

[@TurtleeyTY]

"It has that immediate buzz- there's an immediate buzz, that's very intense, almost pain, but that fades very quickly and then sudden positivity and energy come flying through my brain very exciting rapid pace, and I'm almost picturing a 6th dimensionality of common sense, human sense, spiritual sense as you were saying to me, as we were meditating, and he got me on a meditation zone perspective from using vaped - nutritional vape technology that I can access, that's almost like having a key, like your Kingston character from On Cine- from Decker that you can unlock the codes of brain technology." - Tim Heidecker

[@nickchambers3935]

That sounds completely healthy. As soon as I have kids I’m getting them onto this stuff

[@xwinger15]

I love the new animations. The capsule that opened to say "victory" was really the icing on the cake for this episode. Thank you TCH for your death, because without it, we wouldn't have the big budget for this season of On Cinema™

[@swans184]

I love how the silent exasperation of the graphics team almost makes them a character of their own, constantly having to put up with Tim and Gregg's inane scores. "5 bags, no wait, he switched to 6, no wait, now there's a hundred!" "Do they even know how rating things works?" "We don't get paid for that, kid, just put the damn graphic up, now!" (For some reason I also imagine it as a live broadcast where everyone's chain smoking and dressed from the '50s).

[@WahDahTa]

+Connor Swanson On Cinema editing room looks like the NASA control center in 1970

[@BillyBBone]

The graphics editor is a character of their own in the latest season of Check It Out! as well.

[@edwardm7292]

He made the ultimate sacrifice for Tim's art. Thanks, boy.

[@Derrickstare]

lmao the moment the actual animation of the capsule with the scrap of paper that says "victory" on it popped up, I lost it, that was hilarious

[@samb8744]

Genuinely extremely talented graphics people work on this show . I’m often so impressed

[@runnysmokey4765]

The way Gregg says ‘…yeah’ after Dr. San asks if he ever feels tired after a big meal is so damn hilarious.

[@ree1120]

i googled to see how many oscars woody allen has and google says he has 4, which i'm sure is incorrect as Gregg absolutely knows his stuff and wouldn't get something like that wrong. thinking about sending google an email to let them know of this error. anyway, great episode!

[@marklarizzle]

Google has been wrong before.

[@unxnxwn1798]

Knowing Greggs movie expertise, I’m convinced that Star Trek 2 and Star Trek 4 have been meddled with, and the original copies (Star Trek 2 took place in SAN FRANCISCO) were destroyed. The “director” who Tim hired to testify in court on the subject was a government plant, and is furthering the agenda. Gregg is the only authority on movies; he’s the movie buff we didn’t know we needed. Tim’s a joke.

[@MrCyberboobs]

Breaking character--4 is super impressive for any individual. Usually only producers get large amounts like that, or superlative stars like Katherine Hepburn. Woody is a true national treasure

[@djm7494]

I've had fax after fax after fax with information confirming that Gregg Turkington was a nightmare to work with, constantly suggesting script changes, historical inaccuracies, and from the highest contact I'm advised that both Gregg Turkington and Tobias Fünke are both blacklisted from Hollywood!

[@CrimsonShaft]

I think google has to legally report how many he has actually been on stage for. But as Gregg knows, there is a big unofficial Oscar distribution system in Hollywood.

[@Maxbev14]

Gregg's sigh when Dr. San walks in...

[@johnjohn-kn2kt]

San has a point, I do feel tired after eating a big meal.

[@jaxonpickett6372]

Too much fire in the liver.

[@mattbaker7305]

What's your magnet situation?

[@neonfroot]

That's why you eat light. In fact, we don't need to eat, we only need water. I say this especially because the West has ample food enough to require cold storage in ones abode.

[@elonmust7470]

@@neonfroot loser!

[@dylanisraelian901]

Tim's attempt to make Greg feel at least some culpability for the heat in Victorville is another example of his uncompromising vision that makes OCATC such an edifying treat to watch

[@mcs914]

the entire universe of tim heidecker and how this is all pulled off is a work of art.

[@TheItalianoAssassino]

Tim FINALLY calls Gregg a Co-Host. Only took eight years lmao

[@futanaricommie6638]

Dr. Sans is pretty much outright just trying to murder Tim

[@BassHeadsProduction]

tim heidecker has surpassed andy kaufman

[@moejuggler6033]

When Gregg starts on about the movie being called something out of alphabetical order, Tim can't hardly keep a straight-face. "Call it the Borne Victory" xD

[@MarvinMonroe]

How many bags

[@bradrikee5823]

He has to file it in a different room lol

[@PeterBondeVillain]

As another vapourtarian, I can confirm that you feel an immediate buzz that eliminates the need to eat. Sometimes your body will shut down temporarily, but I've been told that is just the poison from food leaving your system. Keep it, Tim. You will see even better results soon!

[@elonmust7470]

OMG shut up.

[@illuminotmereloaded6896]

It's almost like a pain.

[@hankochai]

If you’re worried about poisons from food in your body, sometimes magnets are the best defense.

[@altusshow7574]

I saw Jason Bourne, and I totally agree. It's absolutely worth 5 bags and a little pill that when you open it says 'call your next movie Victory'.

[@JohnMcDonnellThe3rd]

Tim and I were both having a laugh 7:26 at Gregg's description of the Bourne movie series' naming problem.

[@LBP15]

The San-Man returns. How many members of the Heidecker clan will he put to sleep in this season? Stay tuned. Jesus, I can't believe I'm saying this but I have become a Gregghead.

[@mattbaker7305]

Welcome.

[@burner1303]

Hope your not still supporting the MIRDERER Gregg Turkington

[@RobD-jq7ry]

@@burner1303 Not to mention he doesn't know shit about Star Trek 2.

[@neonfroot]

@@burner1303 Not unlike Tim?

[@topdayman27]

i guarantee tim is going to become a born again christian when he's all done with this rock n roll deviant vape smoking lifestyle. i for one, pray he will

[@danpat6838]

Well I think you were right

[@number1authority]

Called it. Nice.

[@Smokey298]

It took the death of Billy Graham for him to see the light.

[@burner1303]

Gregg starts the episode off trying to go off topic about Dracula or whatever, totally unprofessional! Thank you Tim for your continued professionalism! #TimHead

[@letmegoletmego]

I find this program very useful for finding out about films and lifestyle choices. Tim and Gregg are the perfect combination of cool and brains. Great work guys.

[@neonfroot]

Aesthetics vs intellect

[@marvsolarsystem]

I love how delicately Tim handles the cue cards. So supple.

[@blumberde8726]

"And there was the element of surprise, because being confused is often very similiar to being surprised." That's probably the best line of the whole series

[@dabulls1g]

Love how he belches in the beginning of almost all the season 8 clips

[@p1nkfreud]

"...it's an excellent movie once you get past the shenanigans with the name"

[@aarons_picks3783]

“...basicly a new tale from the Woodster.”

[@newthrash1221]

cafe society was a huge hit, i'd be shocked if it doesn't rake in the awards at the kids choice awards this year. felipe esparza does it again, tremendous performance. bravo.

[@tyleroneil6225]

"What's wrong with digestion?" - Gregg Turkington

[@Chipiliro613]

_Turkey can make you sleepy sometimes_

[@Scarrowscant]

All Tim's look was missing was the vape. Glad he's completed his look

[@RLow67]

"Doctor" San is getting Tim hooked on his Chinese drugs so he can swoop in and steal sweet Ayaka and father the new child as his own. Tim, please wake up and realize what's really going on here.

[@neonfroot]

Tim is too egomaniacal to care.

[@johnulcer]

Tim Heidecker with a manbun. Now I've seen it all.

[@Davemanz]

Holy shit that capsule bit was perfect.

[@gabrielj.102]

You can hear Tim laughing when he talks about it and the memo

[@hingeslevers]

Gregg is spot on with the movie title's shenanigans.

[@ethany249]

I'm very impressed tim worked in the phrase "topic du jour". Good stuff, great mind.

[@emilmaze]

11:50 I love it so much when Tim shows stuff to the camera 😂😂😂😂

[@AaronTheBaron18]

The funniest part of this is just watching Gregg sit there unimpressed lol

[@vegacast]

i think Decker vs Dracula is a MASTERPIECE, look the great performance James Dean gave us.

[@youtubeuser2188]

Love*

[@TheRedSweater]

It's a solid 5 bags of popcorn and...3 Dracula teeth.

[@vegacast]

i would give 5 dracula laughs

[@Beunibster]

One! One laugh! Ha-ha-haaa. Two! Two laughs! Ha-ha-haaa. Three! Three laughs! Ha-ha-haaa. Four! Four laughs! Ha-ha-haaa. Five! Five Dracula laughs! Ha-ha-haaaaaaaaa.

[@adrianaslund8605]

I like how Tim takes this character so seriously that he legitimately stops being funny.

[@gabewhisnant]

"This is basically a new tale from The Woodster."

[@dgisgd]

Oncinema is where i come for all my political facts these days. So long Clinton News Network and Faux News.

[@anywx550]

Wonder when the Delgados will venture into news media

[@SpookyNero]

breaking news!! talks are in progress to relocate Cannes film festival to Victorville thanks to the work of the Victorville Film Archive and Gregg Turkington. Congratulations, guys. I, for one, am grateful.

[@aarons_picks3783]

“And i learned certainly from your mistakes...” 😂😂😂😂😂😂

[@ParticleJesus]

Say what you like about James Dean, but his performance as Dracula was truly Oscer worthy.

[@rjcripe]

Holy crap, Turkington has finally finally been acknowledged as On Cinema's co-host! He's been carrying this show for years, about time Tim loosened his stranglehold on this wonderful show's artistic direction. On another note, now that James Dean's spine-tingling take on Dracula is officially apart of Decker canon, will we finally see the conclusion to Decker season 3, Decker v. Dracula? Fans have been clamoring for this ever since the season's premature cancelation.

[@alistercaddy1208]

This is a really strong episode for Tim. He says so many hilarious things. The completely contradictory reviews, the claims of not eating, it's all so good.

[@georgerickard5509]

This is when Tim actually sheds 30 lbs just for a joke...

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

or insecurity

[@CONGTHEGUERILLA]

@@balloonfiesta15 most def

[@Silentblogger659]

I fuccing love the 80s job training music at the beginning

[@neonfroot]

I prefer the 1970s/80s graphics/soundtracks of science documentaries.

[@patio87]

Tim gave a subtle nod to Zone Theory Meditation Zone. Ba'hee Priss Dimmee!

[@KRAPYBARA84]

Greg kills me every time

[@BloodoperaBlackvomit]

THERE IS NO POPCORN CLASSIC YOU HACK FRAUDS

[@ognastyjash832]

It's so dense, every single image has so many things going on

[@vegan4theanimals]

they replaced it with vape, it's better now.

[@olofski666]

We need to ask scientist-man about this vaping thing. He's a funnier character than we've ever had before.

[@ognastyjash832]

+Turk February Hopefully it'll work :/

[@olofski666]

+OG NASTY JASH ...sometimes i forget to yell out "it works", so just feel free to jump in and yell if it works...

[@Lincolnlogsoff]

"YOU THINK THIS IS A FUCKING JOKE? GET THE FUCK OUT OF HERE! YOU GET OUTTA HERE. I"M DONE WITH YOU! NOBODY'S LET ME DOWN MORE THAN YEW! NOBODY!" Tim on Dr. San, March 2016

[@Sleepysunsetz]

3:15 "well oscar loves woody"

[@skysucker4251]

Man, this is the first episode down the path to the Electric Sun 19 fiasco.

[@gabrielj.102]

10:10 Dr. San: well, don’t you feel tired sometimes after a big meal? Gregg: yeah Literally stumped the buff

[@CeeJayDee94]

It's horrible that they've kept this episode up. Seeing the start of Tim's downfall and spiral into his addiction and everything that came after it is really hard to watch.

[@wutzit]

Tim's manbun is just perfect

[@Black_Opera]

I would kill to see Tim and Gregg get into a fist fight

[@DStest643]

@viciousspew you Timheads are INSANE. Only an acoloholic psychopath like Heidecker would think about bringing violence to the professional world of On Cinema.

[@neonfroot]

It would probably be an awkward "nerd" fight.

[@devmyster925]

i wish i knew someone who would look at me like turk does

[@coldbrewprods]

With extreme passive agrressive loathing?

[@adamhenrie3879]

“Well Oscar loves Woody and they keep rewarding wi.. him with awards and he’s well deserved because not only are his movies funny but they’re profound and they’re well perf.. uh.. performed... by the actors.”

[@gabrielj.102]

That’s why his house is sinking with his 4 Oscar’s

[@Scyber_Official]

Ahhh! It's Neil Hamburger!

[@flintlockfatality8131]

I can't believe that Gregg would jeopardize the musical genius of Tim by exposing him to extreme heat stroke simply to save a few bucks. Gregg is everything that is wrong with the film industry.

[@neonfroot]

You mean Tim. Men like Tim only care about plastering variants of their surname on every product. Using shows/films to self-promote unrelated projects

[@ryanmelnick8793]

@@neonfroot No, Gregg is the antithesis of great cinema and the rich history surrounding it.

[@neonfroot]

@@ryanmelnick8793 Care to explain?

[@ryanmelnick8793]

@@neonfroot No, not one bit. I'm really backed up when it comes to...explanations.

[@neonfroot]

@@ryanmelnick8793 Like all the naysayers against Gregg. Typical. The guy isn't perfect, but he actually cares about his job.

[@lalalulerzz]

The songs are just too bloody perfect

[@lalalulerzz]

it's stunning

[@adrienfourniercom]

Oriental mushrooms vapor is the best meal ever. A cousin of a men who works out in the gym where my neighbor comes said once to him that a guy in the deep forest of Whenzou lived 125 years only smoking that preparation.

[@grindcoremaniac]

I stayed in Victorville at the Motel 6. It was awful

[@dachshund_gaming]

Same. Raccoon under bed

[@gerthmcnally2786]

Jacob Harris Same. Armenian in bathtub

[@stevermacsoucher1625]

Is that why there was no food or water at the electric sun festival.

[@illuminotmereloaded6896]

Nutritional Vaping Technology sounds like a really good idea and safe and effective alternative to traditional meals.

[@BasementPepperoni]

The way that Gregg can never admit when he is wrong drives me bonkers. I swear whenever Tim argues with Gregg about anything or especially Star Trek, I get flashbacks from arguments with my ex, lolol

[@Zabs_Mcgee]

Hahaha Tim sweating even more than previous episode. Me thinks that air conditioner isn't getting fixed any time soon.

[@DrDanDungus]

That's a great point Gregg brought up about the filmmakers overlooking the importance of keeping the movie titles in alphabetical order. Really a pain for us buffs trying to organize our VHS collections. Shame on you, Paul Greengrass.

[@chrislavigna1091]

I just want this series to end with Greg killing Tim. Is that so much to ask?

[@johnsMITHhhhhh88]

He called Gregg cohost!!!!!

[@CaptainBeefheart90]

Tim thanks for taking the time for the vape segment learned a lot.

[@Exploitastic]

Jason Bourne is clearly riding on the coat-tails of the Decker phenomenon.

[@insect-man]

I prefer cigarette juice

[@eden2esthar]

Jimmy Harrison it's natural!

[@TGill]

Good news!

[@ThePottsy1972]

8:59 ... Why do I have a feeling this "nutritional vaping system" is going to end very badly?

[@johngalantini6910]

I've recently noticed, and this might be part of the act, but Gregg can't seem to turn his head. He has to turn his whole body to face something. I noticed this at 8:21 but also numerous times during the trial coverage. If this is deliberate, then its a genius move and gives Gregg's persona that stiff, rigid touch. If it's a genuine medical problem with the real Gregg's neck, then I apologise.

[@bountyhunterjo]

Dr. San? More like Dr. Sin! Bring me back my Popcorn Classics!

[@michealscott6536]

Im glad Tim and Gregg got to work with the legend James Dean.

[@alanbeauregard7243]

"That was like a turkey dinner right there"

[@postindierock5063]

lol - "because being confused is often very similar to being surprised"

[@trvrshoe4518]

cant believe something from this became a tiktok sound lmao

[@tedheld9160]

When I heard it for the first time my jaw DROPPED.

[@user-yl4lf9mh1w]

i love tims skit on addiction here lol hes even sweating

[@michaelcre8]

He got me on a meditation zone perspective from using nutritional vape technology.

[@mcallastersean]

tim almost breaks at 7:20

[@cjbay26]

I agree with Tim, “being confused is very similar to being surprised”. I couldn’t have said it any better.

[@LeachMusic]

Tim almost breaks at 10:06. So close.

[@davidmooney4428]

Yess! Tim's first interaction with Dr. San's "nutritional vape system"! It's all "up" from here...

[@aobryon]

8:27 shows the love Tim has for Eric

[@Antoin]

I don't think I've ever seen the '@' symbol with a capital 'A'. Pure innovation guys.

[@PerunaCommando]

"it's a drone..kinda song since there's only one cord..."

[@WeeklyComedian]

"A turkey dinner" is probably a Charlie and the Chocolate Factory reference

[@rloasby]

Good to see "Tim Heidecker's" name is no longer cut off in the intro graphic. A marked improvement in quality. 10/10 guys, a job well done

[@rloasby]

Also this episode clocks in at 1337. Is this a hint that the next season of Decker will be about hacking?