"Caitlyn Jenner was voted Women of the Year"- Dave Chappelle

[@ev1558]

Caitlyn being "women of the year" is an insult to ALL women.

[@Acteaon]

Absofuckinglutely!

[@stevenlewis9234]

Why not Trans of the year?

[@Acteaon]

@@stevenlewis9234 Right! But quite possibly that at the time would’ve been politically incorrect.

[@marathiboi96]

@@stevenlewis9234 wouldn't even qualify for that, pretty sure there are trans women who have done more than jenner

[@satnav1980]

It's the reason I love it. It pleases me when they get annoyed.

[@vickilindberg6336]

Love this man. He is so down to earth & has so much common sense. Love his honesty.

[@GingerNorseman]

Totally agree. For me, greatest comedian on the planet since George Carlin.

[@emiliaescobar7652]

So dam funny!

[@brettcomstock1156]

It’s true. Cassius Clay changing his name to Muhammad Ali WAS much more difficult, and Ali faced much more backlash and discrimination than did Bruce Jenner when he changed his gender. That’s not even disputable.

[@ramonvaluezuela1869]

Bruce didn’t change his gender to avoid being drafted. Cassius positively did. When I was still brainwashed as a nationalist I hated the draft dodgers too. Now I commend them for not fighting for this regime.

[@JoeKoOhNo]

@@ramonvaluezuela1869 Ali didn't need to change his name to avoid the draft. He refused, was arrested, went to jail, and fought the charges as a conscientious objector. He also forfeited his boxing license and title. He gave up his career. He considered 'Clay' to be his 'slave' name and he related 'Ali' to his heritage and his religion. That's why he punished Patterson for calling him 'Clay'.

[@brettcomstock1156]

@@ramonvaluezuela1869 No. I do not think Cassius did. “Positively”? No. Not positively. As already pointed out, Ali paid a heavy price for his objection to the war, and refusal to participate in it. The changing of his name shielded him not at all.

[@edwinjones1000]

Fact.

[@ninjedi6710]

to be fair. there wasnt much sjws back then. nowadays you are immediately accused of hate crime the moment you voice out a different opinion.

[@gerrymcintosh4477]

He can’t help himself and I can’t help but laugh my ass off. Dave is the GOAT.

[@ayakid921]

"Never had a period in her life" I'm dying

[@Tfaonc]

"that's not blood, it's beet juice" 💀💀😂🤣

[@scottliberati5137]

This guy's IQ must be off the charts. One of the best philosopher comics ever.

[@haroldpetersen5584]

From the wheaties box to a tampon box,he's absolutely nuts!

[@scottlin777]

lol. well said

[@DK-sc4hb]

That’s the problem, nuts no more.

[@mew10521]

@@DK-sc4hb I'm pretty sure he still has his

[@nobs997]

They removed the nuts before installing the new p***y 🤐

[@esperance2814]

He was married to a toxic woman an evil witch

[@activatedbliss]

All these men winning women’s awards is beyond insulting and hurtful … and unfortunately some “feminists” are completely blind to it and fighting FOR it lol I’ve come to realize that humanity is not very smart or emotionally intelligent.

[@lostone9700]

Actually its kind of accurate since all life is inherently female and men are just women plus.

[@ifyouknowyouknow6964]

Umm no . Stop

[@univalent15]

​@@lostone9700 that's interesting, you reminded that we all start as females in the womb. Maybe these trans women are just trying to go return to that

[@elcheapo9444]

God damn!! That's a roast, if ever I have heard one !! Man is a genius 🤣🤣

[@pSaiko_Red]

The way he said “Oh, buddy I’m in trouble now” cracks me up.

[@julietphillips1991]

You're not in trouble Dave, you're safe because you're right!

[@tanikajames513]

Goodness Dave is my favorite comedian of all time I hope he never quits this

[@knittylane3016]

In the 70’s I was a nursing student and my first job was on a urology unit that did gender reassignment surgeries. Coming from a town of fewer than 300 people let’s just say it was eye opening.

[@billwilliams9362]

Jeepers !!!

[@leeboy7139]

Jinkies!!!

[@simon2knine]

You say eye opening. If i were there i think it would have been eye watering. 😵

[@justjoe1071]

Any more context available? Sounds interesting.

[@mysocalledknife07]

I see what you did, there!! 🤣🤣🤣

[@ildikojones7073]

Dave, you are phenomenal!! Please continue to tell it like it is! I love you!

[@royveteto4134]

dave chappelle should teach a class on sexuality. he helps make sense of the nonsense on this subject

[@KeithTKO]

Oh boy we need comedy like this nowadays. How refreshing it is.

[@bobhenry6159]

Dave will unite rational people every where thru laughter!

[@alvinkelley1255]

Spitting nothing but the truth 💯

[@dianejean4522]

Indeed.... Please Dave give us more .....Peace

[@JohnJetsFan]

reminds me of carlin

[@nursingnotes212]

Holy crap, "The winner for N***** of the year... EMINEM!" LOL!!! And "That's not blood, that's beet juice!"

[@threeballedtomcat9380]

Dave Chappelle says out loud what a lot of us think to ourselves. REAL women SHOULD be offended by the fact that a biological MAN is the "Woman of the Year" !

[@ccaalluuss]

They invented and support these ideas... Not our problem

[@usuariocelular8065]

​@@ccaalluussgood problem. but there are other areas where trans will b a problem for women.

[@grouchygeek4176]

You gotta admire his "dont give a fuck" attitude 😂

[@jumahbrady670]

Facts 💯

[@njoekonde57]

Man does this guy make all this up or it just flows. Damn he's good and funny

[@conqueringlion420]

I’m still waiting for him to ever be Funny

[@dand33911]

No. He steals his jokes. This and the lbgt joke were stolen verbatim from owen benjamin.

[@oldandbitter]

@@conqueringlion420 Nice hipster take.

[@oldandbitter]

@@dand33911 No. They weren't.

[@dand33911]

@@oldandbitter Yes they were. Theres a side by side who told it better video.

[@lk4871]

Every human had to pass through the legs of a woman. Wow that hit home to me

[@floridamarinemom1749]

Technically, if you count them as women when they are still sperm.

[@kathystuvaints9698]

That's true! Every human being that's on this earth HAD TO COME FROM A WOMAN!! And that human being is born they're either a boy, or a girl!! They're not "TRANS"!! A girl is born with a vagina, and a boy is born with a penis!! PERIOD!!!! Now the boy may change his mind about what he wants to be, and have surgery. But his internal DNA is that of a man!!! PERIOD!!! A surgery can't change HIM at the core of his being!!! I wish they would show the trans women when they reach their senior citizen years because I would like to see what they look like when NATURE DOES HER THING!! Because you can't fool Mother Nature!!!!

[@floridamarinemom1749]

@@kathystuvaints9698 So why does that matter to you so much? Maybe that is what you should ask yourself. Why does it get you all riled up and using all caps and multiple punctuation as if it's so important or something. Why does it matter to you if a person born a male lives their life as a female? Why? Maybe the problem is YOU thinking it's your business what someone's dna really says they are. Or what sex organ they were born with as if that matters at all

[@vinceruland9236]

@leoninc some of those same women can't describe what a woman is

[@slickbricknick123]

What about people born from a c section?

[@ZOLIENZEV]

What I love most about Dave is that I can’t sense any hate or malicious intent from his lines. He’s genuinely just saying stuff for comedy. He may mix in his opinions here and there but he has fun with it, so everyone has a good time.

[@leslieroth698]

I am a straight woman. I am happy to be a woman. I do not care what adults do, not children, however, I don't feel the need to talk about my sexuality constantly. (It's beet juice 😄)

[@macmac1022]

Yep I have no issues with adults making these choices. I just dont think its right to be taught in public schools for the same reason religion is already not really taught in public schools. Its not fair to the parents and children who disagree with these beliefs. I as well think trans women in sports is unfair for real women in sports where they would have an advantage. As well any sport where trans men have an advantage, but I have not yet heard of this. I THINK women could have an advantage over men in things like flexibility floor routines. At the same time though it does seem exclusionary to just kick them off from sports. The only solution I see is a new division that allows it. Just like weight classes and the mens and womens classes in sports already. Its done to try and keep sport fair, just like drug testing.

[@SlikLizrd]

@@macmac1022 WTF are you on about , MacMac !?? What do you mean by "to be taught in Public Schools" !?? Do you think that people are TAUGHT that they can be of a gender of their own selection !?? What part of gender identity do you believe is TAUGHT in ANY school, ANYwhere !?? You seem to equate Religious BELIEFS with human gender assignment, which has NOTHING to do with what one BELIEVES about religion, science, and/or biology. The truth is still true, whether we believe it or not. 😁

[@macmac1022]

@@SlikLizrd >>WTF are you on about , MacMac !??"" I thought it was pretty clear. What part are you having trouble with? >>What do you mean by "to be taught in Public Schools" !??"" To give information or instruction about genders that many people do not agree with in a public school from a teacher in a position of authority. Just like I do not like religion taught in public schools. >>What part of gender identity do you believe is TAUGHT in ANY school, ANYwhere !??"" Well lets start with a teacher who is trans who will correct a student if the student calls them the wrong pronouns. Or teachers who really do spend time discussing it with the students teaching them about it. Do you want some links to videos of teachers doing this? Do you think the parents are making this up and going to meetings with education boards about it and the education board just accept to have the meeting even though they would know if it was just being made up or not? Did you hear about the preschool teacher that was fired because of it? >>You seem to equate Religious BELIEFS with human gender assignment, which has NOTHING to do with what one BELIEVES about religion, science, and/or biology."" No, you are doing that with your own interpretation of my words. My turn to ask some questions. Do you want a certain religion taught in public schools, or any?

[@SlikLizrd]

@@macmac1022 Sorry I engaged, MacMac -- I was certain that "religion" had nothing at all to do with "gender assignment", or the discussion of same in Public Schools.

[@macmac1022]

@@SlikLizrd >>I was certain that "religion" had nothing at all to do with "gender assignment","" I never said it did and why would I. Most christians and muslims do not agree with gender assignment at all. Let me make this clear another way. If my child goes to school, I want the math teacher to be teaching my child math. I dont need the math teacher teaching my child god created us. I dont need the math teacher to be teaching my child her pronouns are toad/toads and how to use those pronouns and what they mean. Do you understand this? Do you understand why public schools have rules against teachers teaching certain religions?

[@jaykaynum5569]

Woman of the year? Why care about that silly award. Who was man of the year (Ellen)?

[@jumahbrady670]

Savage

[@marvin469]

RuPaul

[@raddastronaut]

I can say as a white dude. I loved Dave’s Chuck Taylor impression. 😂😂 And everything else’s he’s done. Seen him live and it’s the best. Beet juice😂😂. The f ing GOAT!

[@kpd3308]

I don't know how all that smart and funny got crammed into his head, but there it is.

[@spectershore4482]

Good education based on knowing his history as a black dude and Hystory as a human... I guess 🤷🏾‍♂️

[@GVvoltaire]

That was classic G O A T material!!!

[@chrisdaldy-rowe4978]

I could & have listened to Dave for hours

[@edwinjones1000]

I love DC. He refuses to normalize something that is not normal.

[@DETROIT1948]

In Dave We Trust.

[@stevenbaker436]

Dave!!!!

[@kathleendestefano5577]

❤️

[@dand33911]

It was funnier when owen benjamin did it... In 2016

[@christopherwilliams6902]

I feel he truly does his best to be true with himself and us.

[@sereneamani1713]

@@dand33911 Who is Owen Benjamin, I asked before I consulted GOOGLE? Now, I ask, WHAT was funnier?

[@andrewsmith2326]

The Richard Pryor and George Carlin of our day

[@spartty]

I heard not one single mistruth here. My man Dave! 😂😂😂

[@curtekstrom9531]

If Bruce is a Woman now. Let's see him pass a Chromosome Test.

[@lostone9700]

There are women with biological children that wouldnt pass. Xy women are a thing. look it up. They are a handsome bunch. Most look like Lorrain swanson from mad tv.

[@ALJ9000]

@@lostone9700 Yeah, in less than one percent of the total population in this country. Exceptions don’t make the rules, they are just that, exceptions

[@brentcowell5776]

sorry but no as cailyn isnt a real woman!!! as a trans i fully believe this and caitlyn has no right to take that award away from a true woman!!!!

[@dnorfed]

He was born a bloke, always will be won’t “ HE” 😂😂

[@xtra8896]

Dave always make sense...his comedy is not a trash

[@adamwelch6217]

Few comedians make me laugh this hard

[@marionmarino1616]

He speaks the truth. Always.

[@DFatsaxx]

And the “ninja” of the year award goes to……..Eminem…😂😂😂😂

[@JiveDadson]

He didn't say "ninja", coward.

[@ismannen567]

​@@JiveDadson ever heard of ICP? :D

[@JiveDadson]

@@ismannen567 intracranial pressure

[@dianejean4522]

Best Comic EVER Mr. Dave Chapell. Keep it coming Funny man.

[@craigperry5729]

It's beet juice...Holy sh.t ...that is so hilarious 😂

[@wendiyee6442]

~ TRUTH SPOKEN!!! 👊🏽

[@williamwilson6499]

Woman of the Year, genius.

[@ApexImportExport]

Playing pretend and embracing make-believe to those folks must be a helluva drug...

[@saltysouthernmomma9354]

He's on point as always!!

[@TheSinlessAssassin]

“That’s not blood, it’s beet juice.” LOL daaaamn

[@markc-ru4qz]

"JK Rowling sold so many books the Bible worried!" LMFAO "Thats not blood that's beet juice!" LMFAO hes so funny 😂

[@crunchybiscuits4080]

That was so funny, can’t beat the truth😂😂👍🏻👍🏻

[@kenrust2331]

I was wrong As I was growing up my grandmothers, my mom and my sister would always tell me it is a man’s world. One day they were all together complaining about how men run everything and I said yea me! They looked at me like oh no here’s another one. When I turned 18 and had to register for the draft I asked the clerk at the post office if he had any girls apply for the draft that day and he looked at me like I was an idiot. He said girls don’t have to register. Really, I didn’t know that. that’s female privilege #1. When I started working I noticed that women did not have to work near as hard as men and rarely worked the overtime. Privilege #2. I also started noticing all the women getting all the government assistants that men were not qualified to get. Privilege #3. Eventually I noticed government announced statistics that women get the majority of tax payer dollars thru government programs while men pay the vast majority of taxes. Privilege #4. All of this female privilege had convinced me that it was not a man’s world like they said. It never was. I believed this for many years until now. Today I learned that a woman with a penis has more rights and advantages than a woman with a vagina. Yes Grandmas, Mom and Sister you were right all along. It is a Man’s world after all and I was wrong. There are trans women all over the country saying to themselves “Yea Me!

[@macmac1022]

LOL loved the twist at the end. I think if you had an example of it as well like the other points it might even improve it maybe?

[@davidburns6284]

Dave Chappelle is in my top 5 all time greatest stand up list. Not too far behind the master, George Carlin.

[@comedychannel7691]

who are they? your top 5?

[@davidburns6284]

@@comedychannel7691 1. George Carlin, 2. Richard Pryor, 3. Bill Burr, 4. Dave Chappelle, 5. Louis C.K. Those are the masters for me. I also really like Sam Kinison and a newer guy, Anthony Jeselnik.

[@comedychannel7691]

@@davidburns6284 Bill Burr has declined ever since he became a dad. Also, Louie C.K. should be on your top 3 in my humble opinion.

[@davidburns6284]

@@comedychannel7691 Yeah, that last Bill Burr special was a bit tamer. I did like it better when he was darker and more pissed off.

[@WhiteTiger333]

"Beyond pussy" or 'Impossible pussy". That's not blood, that's beet juice. Love it!

[@winnhill3736]

Maxine Watters 4 man of da year

[@bubbakemp5817]

Satan is working overtime! 😡 Y'all better find Jesus!🙏🙏🙏

[@ChristopherNealBUSHIDO49ERS]

Fucking. Brilliant. 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@bswogger4656]

Lol. Always thank you for the laughs & wishing you all the best!

[@justmikey4697]

Not many people know this... but my Grampa really is " The World's Greatest Grampa". It's not just a coffee mug - we proved it with vigorous scientific testing

[@Doug791]

How am I going to break this to MY Grampa ?

[@g.wizsensei760]

"Buddy im in trouble now" xD

[@ellajones9844]

Man of the year! 👏🏻👏🏻👏🏻And btw bruce Jenner is a man PERIOD

[@tehutibrim594]

U know whatta I mean... absolutely genius let's the krowd kome to where he's going 👏 O shout out to whoever made this with the arrows, I noticed these 2 every time I've watched The Closer as they're klose to the front

[@fjbxrplover]

Jenner had great success in athletics, business,entertainment and now as a woman

[@michaelverbakel7632]

Caitlin Jenner was voted woman of the year by two different magazines. One was Field&Stream magazine and the other was Popular Mechanics.

[@JiveDadson]

She was also the first woman to win the Olympic Men's Decathalon, a feat that may never be equaled.

[@michaelverbakel7632]

@@JiveDadson That is actually quite funny. Caitlin Jenner winning the Olympic men's decathlon wearing makeup, high heels, a fancy hairstyle and a beautiful evening dress. I would pay to see that.

[@derekcrymble9085]

From the "Wheeties" box , to the "FrootLoops" box .

[@peterjongsma3221]

Laughing at BS !! BS hates Laughter. Go Dave!!!

[@ajaxwargod8229]

I don't care he still is Bruce Jenner the Man.

[@Wolfy39565]

like how he points points out the bill shit on certain things.

[@andreaj3878]

Love Dave Chapelle

[@lurklingX]

the BET award, eminem killlllld me hahahaaa

[@rmartin9426]

Dave makes a good point, but switches the context: Ali changed his name 51 years before Jenner came out as trans. American culture has become a lot more tolerant in that time.

[@rontheoracle]

"... beet juice ...", LOL.

[@jaw0608]

“That’s not blood… it’s beet juice!”

[@MykeP46]

And my cat won best of show at a dog competition.

[@wthomas5697]

My god he's funny! Genius!

[@briancurtis4042]

He is so deep, super intelligent

[@mahoganysweets67]

Yup I was pissed about this shit! It's stupid

[@loganwebb1171]

Ok

[@gorgeousgino3260]

Lmfaooo but why tho

[@FriggnH8ters]

@@gorgeousgino3260 because there are women who are actually doing things in the world that deserve recognition. More so than a man who put on makeup and called themselves a girl.

[@vinceruland9236]

@Gorgeous Gino it's a slap in the face of women, not men who think they're a woman

[@chrishagreen3988]

the beet juice comment made me spit bourbon out my nose!!!

[@gemmateller1086]

"Thats not blood thats beet juice😂😂😂😂

[@queenslander954]

She didn’t do much for women drivers

[@pattimueller2291]

Dave is completely honest!! It’s true!!

[@donnacocozza6966]

Dave is right. I love him.

[@pashanoble9359]

Well... They aren't women

[@Wolfy39565]

i knew he was going to say ememen. dont know why🤣

[@arthurkaunda8946]

Damn! Dave, u tooo good

[@davidkattan1275]

Omg! F-ing hilarious!

[@louisbilodeau8682]

Try the new Caitlyn Jenner trail mix. With no nuts😂🤣

[@Pete9Tails]

"this product may contain nuts"

[@ronin7183]

Hahaha preach it Dave!

[@BoricuaFlavored]

So thats why most of them are always angry at the world, they're on their beet juice!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@MoniLein-yy2ue]

I believe JK Rowling said sex is a fact, not gender.

[@richardtaylor6187]

"You know what I mean?" Hilarious! Yes, we do, Dave.

[@619R3D]

Women is plural!!! U saying IT was voted more than one "woman" of the year???😅😅😅😅

[@richardanderson2]

God damn I love Dave!

[@ctbt1832]

That’s not a woman, and we should not fool ourselves into nonsense

[@georgesouthwick7000]

You might paint black stripes on a white horse, but that does not make it a zebra.

[@TheSimonze]

If you pay attention when you can those two women laughed at more or less everything.

[@codymoses1379]

Gotta love Dave ! Truth is Truth baby…😊

[@Rezah6]

To the point... Love it

[@mew10521]

I believe trans is the equivalent to blackface

[@adeledorman6447]

Thats a great comparison.....

[@vacation_generation]

Brilliant - I'm a massive fan!

[@onanblick7495]

A genius in comedy..just punching the truth

[@imdurmac1]

What?!!! H&!! No! 🤬🤬🤬 He is NOT the woman of the year.