Halo: Reach Brainrot (Gen Alpha Slang)

[@CJMattis]

F in chat for Noble Team! Like & share with friends or streamers (and comment jokes you think others might’ve missed!)

[@ceilmasaya6810]

F

[@ipostlamememesallthetime953]

F

[@Aightbudd]

No Bull*

[@sunny3545]

F for No-Bull they rizzed their last gyats

[@dreadnought4141]

F

[@sErgEantaEgis12]

I came here to laugh, not to cry. Making Noble Six a mother was actually a really interesting idea.

[@BlackStoneDiamond]

Don't worry she'll just respawn at her bed

[@CommentedHere0]

​@@BlackStoneDiamondWhat a dream.

[@Steve-xo5pq]

I was thinking the same thing, now I'm gonna cry every time I play this 😭

[@FoulOwl102]

I would've never thought that I'd start tearing up at the end of a brain rot parody, and yet here we are

[@km077]

@@BlackStoneDiamond Unless the red team wooled over there and yeeted it outta the overworld fr.

[@achd5083]

Emile’s character didn’t even change he just became more talkative

[@666meowth]

bro's brain came pre-rotted. respect

[@shmazzywozzie]

Ya i love it

[@venichen1]

That's why he has a 💀on his visor.

[@Spudtron98]

The way the dumb comedy is contrasted by the genuinely heartfelt emotion really reminds me of the Red Vs Blue days

[@HalTheBot]

100%. Especially with the ending. That really felt like it could’ve came right out of Season 10

[@firstlast8085]

Blarg

[@evillemperor5447]

@@firstlast8085honk!

[@cenanuffz]

This low key feels like the heir-apparent of the Red vs Blue era of content

[@lonewolf-0459]

"They'll be remembered."

[@zacgipson5769]

“…and it’s blue” “I like blue” “But they’ll take it and make they’re own corrupt version” “Probably red”

[@jacrispyjones5845]

"Wtf it's purple you said it would be blue"

[@zacgipson5769]

Emile: *wtf is happening*

[@mhsmmahmod936]

What if there is a blue and red one would that mean red vs blue

[@zacgipson5769]

@ advanced Brainrot

[@lanceide8313]

Some shit caboose would say

[@Tacoguy1000]

Even brain rot can't fully turn the last scene unto a comedy routine. That's pretty wholesome.

[@bobska_2]

Based fam that scene is built different

[@T.C.D_Official]

Fr. pretty based tho

[@SuperOctorok]

I'm not crying. You're crying.

[@Shinny1338]

If everything's a joke, nothing is

[@Tacoguy1000]

@@Shinny1338 And he nailed it perfectly. Man's a very good writer.

[@gameoverlordN7]

"I played Microsoft Flight simulator I'm a brick" Ya know, for a brick, you flew pretty good

[@pokedex47]

goated landing

[@CollinDood]

I lost it when he said "Pull up subway surfers so I can pay attention"

[@orctrihar]

Truly a millenial brainrot pro

[@LordArravis]

70 IQ Noble One is the best Noble One

[@km077]

When that bussin pog started playing, I locked in irl.

[@SnepBlepVR]

​@@orctriharnot millennial please don't rope millennials in with gen alpha. We are not cringy in that way. We do tend to drink a lot though...ehhhh .. never mind.

[@jlawsl]

@@SnepBlepVR Millennials are the beginning of brainrot. Bad slang, dumb challenges, OF channels, shorts from Vine to Tik Tok, accounts from MySpace to Instagram and beyond. Late millenials were the start of childhood access to the internet and their children are gen A, kids that are cradle to the grave exposure to electronic devices because of lazy parenting. Easier to put a tablet or phone in front of a kid to shut them up instead of parenting, hence, gen A brainrot is maxxed. I am an early millennial and was working with a lot of Gen A until recently. Its amazing how few of them know how to write, solve simple math or remember anything. I have seen them fidget with their fingers like they have a phone in their hand when we had meetings where they couldn't use their devices. Its pretty sad.

[@ferragamo_falcon]

"you think the world stops spinning because your friend dies in a hilarious explosion?" 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

[@patk.8010]

Bro that Six lore subplot was peak. That was the opposite of brainrot at the end.

[@aidenhawes5367]

Shit actually had me fucked up ngl (my son was born in September so I fuckin feel that shit)

[@PeachDragon_]

Legitimately peak fiction

[@kenl.6340]

"Waze will drive you through a fucking orphanage if it means saving you 11 minutes. I trust Waze with my fucking life." 😂😂😂

[@matthewpoile1195]

"I'm just happy to queue up as a full stack again" this is my favourite line, it's perfect

[@shawnikus1810]

Real

[@WokeDEMOCRATShaveASPD]

Kek

[@CheesyRatPan]

As a CS Major I found this funny

[@theexpert758]

Fucking gold

[@ZeDitto3]

“Tell her she’s gonna be an artist someday” I welled up 😢

[@hazelwander]

Ok but this is unironically pretty good? The character development and everything goes hard

[@SergeantSniper]

Nice horse. also damn this was all awesome

[@AnIridescentWolf]

oh hey hazel hdjgjdkkd

[@hazelwander]

@@AnIridescentWolf well that was a random surprise

[@RAD1111able]

This is more character development than the original characters got.

[@jonuel0717]

@@RAD1111ableliterally

[@scott-gaming.8834]

“Never had any to lose…before today.” God fucking DAMN

[@rickywyness5230]

Big ouch. That.

[@frenziedyeti8277]

Jun right at the beginning: “You should drink bleach.”💀

[@tacticalmattress]

I feel like he's always thinking that

[@thegamingdoge2000]

He would unironically say this tho is what makes it way funnier

[@koekje00005]

How **dare** you make a shitpost & hide genuinely good writing & wholesome content in it? This gave 6 an actual personality & makes the last scene eye-watering well done

[@aaroneclipse514]

Keep in mind Six wasn’t supposed to have a personality since he was supposed to be a vessel for the player to project themselves on.

[@thepowerofsand6180]

​@@aaroneclipse514 yeah obviously but even with that 6 still is a character. It's the same with Master Chief too, he's a mostly silent protag whose basically a self insert but if you look between the lines he does have a character (before 4)

[@aaroneclipse514]

@ He doesn’t. I look at his dialogue and interactions in the trilogy, and he really doesn’t have a personality. He’s just a typical soldier who answers orders, a ghost in a shell. Bungie did that on purpose to make him a self-insert.

[@eddymercan7487]

Mommy 6 clutched the W in the end

[@waitwhat238]

She did say she could Clutch This

[@seanc4501]

"I'm only throwing when I'm tossing grenades" Gyatt damn that went so fucking hard

[@AfroMan187]

... it did?

[@DeadlyScoots]

"When the bodies are hitting the soil all I'm feeling is the recoil" easily my favorite line in the while video 😂

[@raemont1328]

Thats No Parody, Thats Art

[@Stardust420]

12:50 -14:50 This hit, from high to low

[@TotallyDapper]

Parody is art. Just look at the Abridged versions of animes like Dragon Ball, Goblin Slayer, or SAO. SAOnespecually is better than the original.

[@tehashun1609]

Why is momma noble 6 unironiclly one of the best halo characters wtf

[@birdofterror6628]

"Can't have SHIT on Reach! We should have been gone we should have BEEN GONE why are we not already in fifth gear?"

[@343GuiltyMoo]

Best line lmao it made me irl snort in public

[@non-applicable3548]

Zoomers cant drive manual lmao

[@olliegodfrey482]

'The Office of Zero Intelligence' i cant

[@Frostyknight627]

Might as well be their name in the 343 era.

[@tytyguy1able]

Yeah but that's just ONI even in canon

[@ifarded4986]

Damn that ending hit way too close to home. My daughter always makes me silly little pictures. I really need to appreciate them more.

[@polarisangel6154]

"What, you've never lost family?" "Never had any to lose... until today." Unironically hard asf line.

[@MrAluminum]

How is this brainrot ending making me cry gyattdayum

[@Freddabeast-lx6bd]

Bro what was that emotional ass ending shit got me in tears

[@mattydubs12]

Me too bro. Me too.

[@HellsProphecy]

"Were probably saving like 5000 dollars between us, thats almost like a thousand dollars!"

[@MrGanjie]

The subtly of "If everything is a joke, nothing is" right before that death scene was actually pretty well laid out

[@williamroeben]

Laughed out loud through most of it, then actually cried at the end. Damn.

[@TheFirstCurse1]

Carter is so funny in this. Anyway, even brainrot can't take away from this game. It's perfection. Plus the "Tell her she's gonna be an artist someday" and "Never had any family... until now" hurt. And that ending...

[@BroncoBilly10]

The ending genuinely about made me cry

[@Vaksharules1999]

Jesus there was a lot of emotion here. It was hilarious but also Kat's death scene and the ending were amazing. 6's message to her daughter broke my heart. Spectacular writing, for real.

[@Tehstampede]

"I never said that. I just implied it, with my tone." Damn dude the end got my emotions bricked up no cap

[@CheezeBreaux]

My generation grew up with the ¨abridged¨ parodies and badly animated sketches with off voices made by seemingly the same people but this is another level of parody, from the meticulously toned AI voices to match the originals almost perfect and packed with an endless stream of jokes that land on the nail every time, I imagine this guy sitting on his bedroom for countless hours across several days writing and tuning his jokes as Eminem did with his raps, you give me the same type of aura and that's real cap! xD

[@Spudtron98]

Eh I still prefer actual voice acting over AI crap, even if said AI crap is actually well-done for once.

[@ArthurHuizar]

@Spudtron98 So the AI was handled perfectly and you're still calling it crap? Let's get out of here, No-Bull Team.

[@Spudtron98]

@@ArthurHuizar I just don’t like essentially stealing someone’s voice.

[@blueleader7693]

@@Spudtron98 best part is, you dont have to. or support someone who does. but you could also just not be a bitch. this problem has many angles. i doubt youll take the one that benefits others though, it seems pretty clear like its more important that other people benefit what you want.

[@CheezeBreaux]

@@Spudtron98 So you're basically saying you watched something you don't like just to make a salty take on the content you just spent 20+ minutes of your life on watching it? I think you should touch some grass and think about what are you doing with your life.

[@Mega-Brick]

I'd give anything in the world to have just one last message from my mom, so that ending was way more devastating than it had any right to be.

[@wizardofwaz1175]

"I"ll calm down the hostage. STOP FREAKIN' THE F*** OUT! YOU'RE ALL FREAKIN' THE F*** OUT! She's still screaming, I don't think that worked."

[@corporate.security]

I made the mistake of watching this at work and then I, no joke, had to hide my tears at the end. This was actually amazing dude.

[@ZeDitto3]

Same mistake. Had to hide my laughs and tears.

[@bruhhunter8258]

As someone who basically know nothing about HALO, this is now my head canon.

[@Kaiserin_Emmeline]

As a Halo lore nerd who studies it religiously, same

[@dreadnought4141]

As a diehard reach fan.... damn this is way better than I was expecting....

[@oglittness8057]

Remember BLEACH

[@King_Sus]

@@oglittness8057 Yeah lmao

[@jakeplayzyt5220]

Damn your sadly missing out on a lot then

[@wildbean7736]

I hate how this is insanely relatable to average military life in all the seriousness of a situation you crack jokes to cut the tension and if something happens to a member of your division everyone feels it but what else can you do when danger is your job but eat some Mcd's with everybody. A wonderful video ❤

[@blackdot122]

That was genuinely good. You got a promising career in script writing and story telling. Don't give up.

[@deonax]

This went from "I like blue" to that ending. Well done.

[@matthewpoile1195]

Amazing, the internet was not a mistake

[@wolfosteel02]

“We’re being Kobe’d!” Was DIABOLICAL 😭😭😭😭

[@Aaronsimpson555]

The mass effect music just makes this hit differently

[@kainepeterson6638]

I was thinking the same thing

[@Aaronsimpson555]

@ a man of culture

[@RAD1111able]

Uncharted Worlds was so good.

[@echodalizard]

“WHO’S OPPS ARE THESE?!” Lmao 💀

[@halifaxsteppenwulf7980]

Ok this us definitely the best one yet no cap. Making them actual characters is the perfect evolution

[@Mo1stKevlar]

“Stinks like ass” “Somebody threw a diddy party up in this joint” 💀💀💀💀

[@araw540]

Oh dear god, no... Not my favorite halo... this started as brainrot, But ended as a reminder of why I love halo reach, above even the original trilogy. Spartan's never die...they go back to lobby.

[@TacBans]

I might have my "old man yells at cloud" with brainrot humor, but this was so stupidly funny. Truly the modern day halo humor

[@meteorsr2339]

Expected some dumb laughs, ended up watching absolute cinema.

[@leggonarm9835]

"Spartans never die. They only hide in caves." - Halsey

[@343GuiltyMoo]

Carter being dumb af is so good

[@BroncoBilly10]

Okay, I actually about cried when Noble 6 voice mailed her daughter, that’s so fucking sad 😭

[@thenetnewb]

This is isn't just a meme, a casual shitpost, or a youtube poop; this is art - a certified hood classic! Whatever sauce you were cooking with to make this masterpiece, you need to keep using! How you managed to make something this silly, entertaining, and yet oddly compelling and impactful is truly commendable. Keep it up!

[@domonator5000]

12:10 “shit’s so dumb you just have to laugh” this is literally how the IRL Military copes with serving

[@PonkingtonHeights]

“Never had any to lose, before today.” Why is such a raw line in a brain rot video 👀

[@thekingboyz8693]

Noble team, I thought it was No Bull team. GENIUS😂

[@SpicyChedderJack]

even when it's silly as fuck, those moments still hit. There is legitimately something in my eye, but I am in fact crying. Thanks,

[@ColinWhoLikesStuff]

This deserves millions of more views than 14K. So many of these videos just want to do a bit, it’s rare to find a story teller so talented that can use brianrot to make something so just GOOD

[@BlackStoneDiamond]

I should've known no amount of brainrot could block out the original story. At least they all got sent back to lobby instead

[@ICanHazRecon911]

Why was the conversation after Jorge's death lowkey deep im crying 😭

[@dreadnought4141]

This was... a lot better than what I was expecting. It's definitely a testament to your creativity and the source material that in even the deepest depths of brainrot Halo Reach still somehow manages not to pull any punches. ;)

[@FletcherCat]

I don't know how the hell you managed to make brainrot memes genuinely funny and have actual depth to them, but it's amazing

[@GarryTheDM]

The best part of the video was the chat saying the most wild shit

[@temerson2]

*evicirates the audience emotionally* “Hey y’all like and subscribe idk how to make content.” Yeeeaaah you do.

[@firstlast8085]

12:25 "You think the world stops spinning because a friend dies in a hilarious explosion?" Damn... he's right. Subbing.

[@Arantirm]

Not gonna lie, it was better to watch than the entire 343 Halo trilogy

[@CrashingWaves-dm6oi]

I HATE 343 AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

[@RAD1111able]

Let's not get carried away,Halo 4 was pretty good,but hating on 343 is fashionable I suppose

[@Arantirm]

@RAD1111able Lol, it's not about hating. They changed everything we loved and cared for into some CoD like product with completely different graphics that are fucking ugly (with brown as the dominant color), totall conversion of enemies (Prometheans fucking suck both in lore and to fight with), the history/lore in 343's Halo is stretched and looks like and feels like it's a fuckin fun fiction. The enemy AI, the undodgable melee animations, the one shot weapons, the vehicle missions. Everything is fucked and unbalanced. Play Halo: CE and then 4 on legendary and you will see the difference Also, 343 fucked the entire Halo lore that was established by Bungie, because they just didn't like them lmao. They literally said that, and weren't hiring any Bungie member.

[@andresgarza8511]

@@RAD1111able343 sucks

[@brambo3011]

It’s amazing to me that you made something that was such gas I was laughing my ass off, yet also so wholesome at times that I got choked up watching a parody of one of my favorite games. Thanks for this, I needed it. Please consider making more stuff like this, there’s a lot of potential especially within Halo ;]

[@barockobalma8622]

"we came all the way over here to collect you v-tuber avatar?"🤣🤣🤣🤣

[@BrightlancerJ]

This is peak internet for 2024, you won it in my book and in my heart you genius.

[@boostio5532]

Now this art. I love how even 6 had a unique story even made me feel bad for her

[@Lolzz_ya]

I was not prepared for jun saying "you should drink bleach" in the beginning

[@jwhazze]

Noble six and George going at it a "couple times" really caught me off guard

[@superintendent9329]

Also the sound effect on Noble 6’s butt at 17:07 is fucking peak.

[@FishBoneCh]

out of all the brainrot videos ive seen, this one was the best. the writing was great and i cant stop laughin. absolutely fire dawg

[@lt.random210]

This was an emotional journey

[@СкоринДанил]

Spartans never die. They’re just rizzling in action

[@ogyonmastaflux]

bro wtf is this ending you got me crying like a yee yee ass on gah fr fr no cap 💯💯💯💯💯

[@emeraldiontut2401]

Me going into this video"haha brainrot funni" Me after the video"😭😭😭" Why is this shit actually peak tho

[@thethiccnesssickness9836]

"If everything's a joke, nothing is." We need to take this to heart

[@connor7272]

“This shit should be in 5th gear rn, wtf are you doing right now”

[@paigestephens4569]

"The rest of your whole team has just barely held out for a whole hour" -Colonel Ballond

[@queboy2]

Can't even cap, shit had me bawling.

[@melosquest]

Damn, your writing skills are next level. So many jokes so fast-I'm actually jealous. I appreciate the immense amount of effort put into this video. Keep being Skibidi! 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@Maria_Banks]

“I thought we were No-Bull team, because we don’t take sh*t” is a banger line

[@Flesh_Wizard]

0:38 A Spartan with gyattitude🥵🥵🥵

[@Vuthakral]

I came here for the meme, you made me cry at the end; what the fuck man my friends & I were all watching this together laughing, but we were all just dead silent at the end, that hit so hard

[@TylerRaid]

How dare you make me cry. How. Fucking. Dare.

[@OrbitalBones]

How the hell did you make a funny parody feel more emotionally impactful than the actual halo reach?

[@TheMrrobustus]

Crying from laughter then that ending man why you gotta do that??

[@xavierwolfe3609]

“ if only her helmet was as thicc as she was “ “ real shit “ 🧍🏾‍♂️ HAD ME CACKLIN 😂😂

[@Hadgerz]

This broke me up harder than the actual ending.

[@4Bucket2U]

holy fucking shit that made me cry, i wish more people saw this, crazy direction to take a brainrot video, this is how it should be done

[@tirawoo]

"You're on your own No-Bull, don't take any shit while I am out" Shit goes so hard

[@TotallyDapper]

The music from the Deliver Hope trailer during Kay’s death scene? How could you? I wasn’t ready for that. That whole scene after Jorge’s death is such a tone shift, same as I’m the original. You’re still fighting, still doing your best to save a dying world, but now you’ve just lost one of your own. It’s real now. It’s personal. It hurts. And then Kat and Six bond in the elevator, and we get some sweet characterization. And then Kat dies. And you know it’s coming, but it still hurts. That dang TRAILER MUSIC only enhances the effect! And that phone call at the end. Man, that hurt. Again with the Deliver Hope music tugging the heartstrings. My heart dropped when I heard that answering machine, until I realized it meant the answering machine was still around to take the call, meaning it hadn’t been glassed along with her daughter. Six trying to stay positive, and sound cheerful, so her daughter has a positive last memory to hold on to. Honoring Kat and Carter’s last wishes, trying to make things right with her daughter as much as she can, before she marches to her certain death. When I was little, my father, a first responder, died in an accident returning from a call, and I can’t tell you how much having a phone call like that would mean to me. To anyone who lost a parent. Does mean, to Six’s daughter. This is a masterpiece of a shitpost. Well done. Loved the ONI Fans joke

[@AfroMan187]

Nice subtle touch, making them actually start to use their brains in the end

[@revemb4653]

Halo is easily a 10/10 series and you somehow made it better

[@MatanZlatan]

that ending was actually emotional, good job, F in the chat!

[@DragonSoulMusic]

Unreasonably well written and high quality vid, I hope to be this funny someday lmao

[@CodyDeadInside]

15:45 gotta be one of my favorite moments with Emile's "real shit"