Caligula III - The Cinema Snob

[@alexthelizardking]

Caligula has 2 sequels but Dredd has none. UNFAIR

[@snukastyle]

Actually a MegaCity-One series is in the works instead! Here's hoping it can deliver.

[@MrCornholio93]

I said... hotshot

[@mathers1980]

It sucked..bad... But this had tits at least...

[@Windwalker88]

Oh Spoony, your youtube career is so reminiscent of the roman empire

[@quinnzykir]

Windwalker88 I miss spoony. :(

[@quinnzykir]

Yami6692 I'd just be happy if he did let's plays or new release movie reviews, if he doesn't want to edit anymore

[@graverobbingcleric2745]

Yami6692 If you believe Linkara, he is on an expedition to find more Reb Brown films, aka TheSpoonyMovie

[@JaycRam]

At this point, strangers are paying him so he can talk shit about Trump on Twitter all day.

[@planescaped]

I think we have seen the last of him at this point.

[@Auriorium]

Snob don't forget there is also a Caligula 4 that is a British production prequel to Caligula with Cleopatra, alternative title Carry on Cleo, and then there is Caligula 5 -14 that are French animated films with the alternative title Asterix the Gaul.

[@BurningOutBass]

The first yearly anniversary I was around for back then, thanks so much for all these years of entertainment Brad. Releasing 10 episodes in one day is beyond impressive, your dedication is incredible man!

[@AlexanderHarris]

Zigzag Zeppelin - Nope, they're all new. On Twitter he said he made it so that each of the ten videos was a follow up to a video from each year he's been doing the show.

[@fluffskunk]

And that's the best Spoony content anyone will ever see again.

[@thepickles8833]

Just like the Oogieloves...

[@AdrianWoodUK]

Yeah, that Spoony section was just depressing at this point. Come back to us, Spoony, we miss you.

[@romeojavier7997]

Adrian Wood It's a Shame Spoony is reduce to being a Troll on Twitter.

[@themastera.z5418]

To be fair spoony is making a good return. I mean after all if we can forgive a fellow gamer like ProJared surely we can forgive Spoony

[@Ohflipsnap]

@@themastera.z5418 Wait, we forgave ProJared? When?

[@W00DSMAN]

Brad using old footage of Spoony as he releases 10 new reviews in a single day seems like a calculated comment on the failings of the spoony experiment. I've said it before and I'll say it again, Brad is a hardworking snark machine who is probably the most reliable producer of this type of content on youtube today. It also helps that the sort of films the cinema snob reviews are stranger and thus much more interesting than the sort of flicks reviewed by his contemporaries. Keep it up Mr Jones, you make Mondays tolerable.

[@hoodedman6579]

Eh... That's probably just a coincidence, though it still looks very bad for Spoony.

[@WTFisTingispingis]

I was like "Wait hang on have I heard this before?"

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

True Dat! But to those who have watched since, have hopefully realised that a true Master Riffers can turn any genre into gold!! Religious films More bad horror Romance from the 80's and even 3 hour long years in review!! In the late 90's and 2000's the phrase, Hack the Planer was often hear but Brad has his on version. A version that would go well with early Metallica, 'Review 'em All!!!'

[@patrickdodds7162]

*sniffs* I miss 80s Dan... Apart from that, congratulations, Mr. Snob.

[@trustno173]

Brad, while there have been times I've disagreed with you and thought you were being a jerk, I seriously think you deserve an award for doing this, ten videos released in one day shows serious dedication and love to your fans and the character and show you've created. I salute you and all your hard work you've done for all the fans of the Cinema Snob, and I'd suggest taking a break after all the hard work you've done, because you've most certainly earned it.

[@brandonbarker8821]

Happy 10th Anniversary Brad! You have made my year...not only 10 posts, but another Caligula knock-off!! Looking forward to another 10 years

[@PressBadge]

Weirdly enough Spoony wasn't even aware he was being filmed for this...

[@GermanLeftist]

Caligula was no boy scout, He did thinks we can't even talk about, The Romans knew he lost his head, When he filled a vacant Senate seat with Mr. Ed.

[@AngellusRavenix]

I miss Spoony's content. I still await his long fabled FFIII-2 review. Perhaps 1 day it shall be.

[@Tophandour]

AngellusRavenix you have better luck with Half Life 3 being released

[@marcellofunhouse1234]

@@Tophandour yeah about that

[@annematusiewicz3712]

"Caliguleploitation?" I love it. Please do Caligula: the Untold Story. There is so much weird shit in there. It's also on youtube, so there is no escape!

[@KageMaxwell]

I liked the cameos in that video. They cracked me up. I know my late brother loved Spoony's part. His favorite part was the "I am Caligula!" line.

[@1shoryuken]

If that was today's Spoony, it will be 30 seconds of the camera zoning into Noah's blank face with his twitter in the background.

[@tcochu]

The Smile when He Said no one is complaining about cameos anymore XD

[@TheRandist]

a wild Spoony appears what!?

[@Diamhea]

old footage

[@culwin]

Sure, Caligula wasn't a good emperor, but Tiberius's emails.

[@scottydu81]

Spoony's appearance makes me miss his content so much. Please come back, spoonsworth!

[@kyosballerina7701]

Oogieloves cameo is best cameo.

[@lightfurredbadger8536]

that spoony clip breaks my heart after watching the Mister Metokur review...

[@charliedawson4877]

What did Spooney do?

[@frankqueno5852]

my god is raining videos, hallelujah hahaha thanks you so much for your videos And for another ten years of CINEMA SNOB!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[@nono9543]

Man it's been so long since the first episode was released huh? And I'd argue that Brad is still going strong :) I think part of the reason is that he's always been quippy and bright while also being rather respectfull to his fans. Taking notes here.

[@Clay3613]

Back when I was first introduced to you via Spoony, I kind of gave you shit for actually liking Caligula. Anyways keep up the great work and thanks for spoiling us with all these new videos!

[@davidpardinas3325]

Excellent comeback, Spoony.

[@michaelschannelforsomethin2979]

David Pardinas haha found ya

[@FelisTerras]

One minute thirty in, and I'm already going "Deeemmn!" Cynisism boiled down to a white-glowing needle. And then I looked at the sidebar. Blinked. Looked again. Gaped. Felt my heart skip a beat and my eyes tear up. Bless you, Brad, you loveable, awesome, gorgeous workaholic you, for this is truly an outstanding feat and testimony to you being a reviewer of the highest magnitude. I salute you, sir.

[@thebrownwolf]

And thus we get the only new content Spoony will produce for all of 2017. Sorry that the Spoony talk is taking away from your review...he was just such a massive part of early Internet revenues for a lot of us.

[@culwin]

Revenues?

[@talynhastime9343]

Why are we talking about Spoony when this Caligula is fucking smokin'.

[@TheRealLazerBlazer22]

Damn! So many episodes uploaded! Thanks Brad! Time to watch them all! Happy 10th Anniversary!

[@FaeQueenCory]

Such a good birthday present, Brad! ♥️💕♥️💕 If only there was enough of these Caligulas to last forever.

[@donaldpetkus1637]

“Remember to recycle.”

[@graemesmith6721]

That Cheshire Cat grin has always been Brad's trademark. :) Also, I had no idea Caligulasploitation was a thing.

[@lizzychrome7630]

SPOONY! PHELOUS! JOE! These were great cameos, even if most of them were reused footage!

[@raxigar9176]

Wish there was a place on your channel to watch 80s Dan.

[@vidoquen111]

That smile after the moment Brad said just to skip over the cameos if you don't like them.

[@spyrofan9681]

Spoony's cameo in this is actually one of my favourite snob moments

[@sandorenckell5259]

Caligula looks like the lovechild of David Bowie and Evan Stone

[@ikmnification5737]

Johnny from Karate Kid and King Joffrey

[@Imanoth]

Or rule 63 (male) Viva Bianca! :O

[@lizzychrome7630]

I'm not sure if I'm proud or ashamed to know who Evan Stone is.

[@katrinachristoffersen6225]

and add a touch of Lawrence Olivier

[@sandorenckell5259]

Knowledge is power. Besides, if you're watching Cinema Snob's reviews you're bound to have stumbled upon him at some point

[@williammartel7843]

Wait, people hated the cameos in the Caligula review? I loved those cameos! Oh well...

[@osriccauldwyn]

My favourite was Bennet's cameo showing up a review late.

[@ginnrollins211]

ROMAN CAMEO!!!!

[@TDUShelby]

1:00 Brad Jones, the man with the greatest shit-eating grin in all of history.

[@danmount9462]

I hope you get to review the Caligula comic with Linkara.

[@paulnash9851]

These are great. Perfect antidote to a grey,wet, cold day. I really needed cheering up. Mission accomplished.

[@tobiasbanks3743]

AHHHH it's the middle of the night and now there's like a twenty new videos! You know I have to sleep sometimes, Brad!! In all seriousness, this is just amazing. Wow.

[@DreFromMaine8472]

For anyone wondering, this movie is actually called Caligula's Slaves, it came out in 1984, it starred Robert Gligorov, and was directed by Lorenzo Onorati. And I was unaware of it's existence until this review. Thanks, Snob!

[@kyonkochan]

Colonel, this is Caligula Snake. Commencing operation Shadow Moses.

[@anythingelse8141]

kyonkochan Destroy the ultimate weapon Metal Phallus

[@themarco6507]

Cinema snob has posted more spoony content this year than spoony

[@marcellofunhouse1234]

All he does is stream stuff now :\

[@v.m.9198]

man, having all these videos in a day is so crazy. it's like having an Internet holiday to cheer me up. yay!

[@JanetStarChild]

A fitting review for another milestone. I only wish we got to see a Tiberius "drunk face".

[@chicostephenson]

congrats on the anniversary, snob. (my gf is a horror fan so I showed her Cheap.... she still has nightmares. good job) By the way, tell Spoony welcome back. Thanks for the memories. keep it up.

[@ebwarg]

So the Romans invented the stupid "Pass the Clap" thing that Method actors think serves a purpose?

[@GrubStLodger]

Actors having been passing clap for hundreds of years.

[@streeterville773]

@@GrubStLodger Until the 80s, when they were passing something completely different

[@FrenchPaul1988]

Reasons to use the Fistful of Dollars poster: - Italian movie (like some Caligula movies) - Sergio Leone directed peplums before making westerns Guess it's a pretty valid choice overall.

[@TheRealNormanBates]

2:16 you know.. you have to give them credit for hiring an actor that at least has more than a passing resemblance to Malcolm McDowell. 3:14 Hey! You noticed too! Wait a minute.. is _that_ how you got "the clap" back in the Roman Empire? Man, have things changed. 15:10 but at least this does not have a roman equivalent of Jar Jar. 16:31 stop turning my lights on and off, you damn Romans! 19:20 okay... not a bad orgy... still looking around... OH MY GOD! There were Oogi luvs back in the Roman Empire?!?

[@swytchblayd]

3:00 The point where my fucking Clapper started going insane.

[@InternetTAB]

spoony come back

[@marcellofunhouse1234]

@Bub the Zombie way more now

[@Imanoth]

Of all the reviews of the 10th anniversary, I had to pick this one to view first, I just had to. No regrets. It's perfect. :D

[@travelkingable]

considering caligula was named after his shoes, the part with him running with broken shoes is actually an "artistic" choice.

[@IronManx70]

Oh man I saw all these new Cinema Snob vids and I couldn't decide which one to watch first....so I went with Caligula III as that caught my attention the most. I was like "hold on there's a THIRD Caligula movie?!"

[@SpeedyEric1]

Like with Night of the Seagulls, it's about damn time you get to review the unofficial sequel to Tinto Brass's Caligula, you favorite movie of all time. I didn't mind the cameos back then, and I still don't mind them today. Good thing Malcolm McDowell still has a career after the original Caligula. We really miss you, Spoony. In speaking of twin brothers, I'd rather watch City Slickers 2. 15:05- At least the Star Wars Prequel Trilogy had stuff actually happening. Nice job on the Oogieloves and Brutes & Savages clips.

[@japstoryeditor]

You can always review Caligula Meets Frankenstein.

[@mathieuleader8601]

Spoony and Coligula are indeed alike with the whole insanity

[@THEBaldEagle1]

Kudos on THIS one! Wow! 'Caligula 3" (aka" Caligula's Slaves...meets Orgies versus the Hydra of Sinbad, Hercules and Gorgo and The Viking Women and the Sea Serpents of Atlantis".) Snobberuski....brother...THIS film is like someone's grandfather's home movies from the Early 80s...found in the tool shed, under some file cabinet labeled 'old Popular Mechanics"..."Don't open til after I die". The soundtrack warbles like an LP left in the garage for 10 years...the lighting is done by what? One 40 watt bulb from GE? And what the HELL is it even about. Snobberama...Even I couldn't figure out what this "script"???...was even about. SOMEWHERE...in some lost paperwork archive vault...somewhere in "Dinocitta" from the early 1980s...is some notes indicating that there was actually a "casting call" for this, and you just KNOW that "someone in charge of casting this" actually PASSED on "Mel Ferrer, Cameron Mitchell and Marjoe Gortner". But they DID get that "Christopher Lee lookalike guy with his Rasputin hairdo". I couldn't make heads nor tails of this one Snob. Glad you could

[@chrismcdonald8408]

hey Brad long time fan and good job on 10 years of funny shit. love from Ireland

[@RaidenHeaven]

So happy seeing Spoony on action again!

[@phantomzone2725]

Time to do a marathon of the Snob now.

[@Demonanimator]

You uploaded so many videos at once, i couldn't decide what to watch first. Then i saw Caligula III

[@MforMovesets]

Daily reminder that Spoony is lost.

[@kodiekulp]

I just love when VHS titles just go " what's the name of that one movie that offended everyone? Caligula ? All right let's do part 3."

[@theheavytruth6309]

Like for a reboot starring Neil Patrick Harris as Caligula!!!

[@meghanobrien3045]

and now for the Caligula episode of Xena

[@mimkyodar]

Best use of an oogielove i've ever seen.

[@kadejito1]

19:08 LMAO...that was completely unexpected 😅🤣

[@FrenchPaul1988]

I gotta say, of all the reviews posted for the anniversary special this week this one is clearly my favorite.

[@Lakitu1134]

I really love seeing you argue with stock footage of the other reviewers. Has Phelous ever done something that meta?

[@oddeyes9413]

Hi Phelous. Glad to see you're still respawning.

[@osriccauldwyn]

Why does no one pronounce Longinus correctly? Also fun trivia: dogma contends that he was the one who stabbed Christ in the side with his spear, which is probably why every movie that can shoe horns in a roman named Longinus.

[@Pocketrocket-pj1us]

Nice to see the old gang, so much talent, so many laughs! For the younglings, these guys were Rock stars and some still are! Brad est l'homme. Meme si C'est quinze ans plus tard. That started as a NBK reference and then the Mother tongue made an appearance ;) Happy New Year Mr. Jones. Hope everything is going well with the familly!

[@captaindishman9126]

wait... hold up... wait a second... hang the fuck on... you mean there was a 2?!

[@missnotsocool96]

My god is it Christmas already? Where did all these uploads come from?!

[@thetalkingbear]

No one can see Lloyd with an electric can opener waiting for Brad to move so he can open up that delicious can of tuna.

[@reduxmod9178]

Julian Clary as Caligula

[@SalemArc]

I do love how the comment section is a 50/50 split between Spoony comments and comments about the actual video.

[@jamesphillips92jp]

I lost it at 'Turkish the Robe."

[@moonraven6145]

Jesus the nostalgia, the ancient Cinema Snob "titlecard" and Spoony (in stock footage form)

[@LordNifty]

11:11 - I was wondering if I was the only person who thought this.

[@dougputhoff]

Speaking of "The Robe" I'm hoping you review that, soon!

[@ryanriebel7711]

Would you re-upload the other anniversary episodes?

[@johnkirby8939]

Can't wait for the sequel: Caligula reincarnated as Ilsa!

[@EctoCorvis13]

If i had a dollar every time the word Caligula was said, I could retire to.....a different town.

[@digitalchapel]

Really didn't expect the opening of Caligula III to be an Adam Ant music video!

[@sfighter0085]

Caligula 3?! Wasn't that the one where a symbiotic alien attaches itself to Gaius Caligula and makes him go emo? Or was it the one where Caligula was trying to clear out Detroit and was stopped by Robocop? Or was it the one where Claigula discovered a "cure" for mutations and was killed by the botched up Dark Pheonix? Oh wait, it was another italian knockoff of the original "Caligula", only minus Caligula's assassinattion andd giving one of the most ruthless Emperor's of Rome a "happy ending". Really stupid. Props for the use of the old "Caligula" review cameos.

[@dudeistpriestman]

All these dudes who think that cameo of spoony was new...

[@SamuTT]

Even the Oogieloves made a cameo appearance!

[@robbiramirez5820]

When you make a documentary about the show. it should be called BACK TO THE ORGY MINES.

[@ilpalazzo3]

SPOONY!!!! I love you! Please come back

[@Ratciclefan]

I didn't know there was a Caligula II, so when I found out about it I watched that review before watching this one. xD

[@Anubis90k]

I have to admit the trippy synth music in this movie has a tranquilizing effect on me.

[@mathers1980]

Never knew there even was a part 2....wow!

[@OmegaSoypreme]

Spoony!

[@LammasuRex]

Shame about what happened to him

[@SolarDragon007]

Adam Blunt What happened to him?

[@RenegadeVile]

Long story short: his negative personality traits have overwhelmed everything else, he has a lot of mental and physical, medical issues and he seems incapable of either putting himself on a strict upload schedule or just gathering the energy and drive to make sporadic videos. His Patreon has thus fizzled to non-existence because of his years-long hiatus now, with people tired of giving money while he doesn't really put out any content.More on the subjective side of things: he seemed extremely bitter and delusional; and it only seems to get worse every month. Twitter is the only place you'll still find him and he even barely comments on wrestling events on there anymore. It's mostly bitching about Trump (whether you're pro- or against him, you'll get really sick and tired of Spoony ranting about that, I tell you) or posting DC comics related memes such as the many concussions of a given Green Lantern. Damn shame.

[@graverobbingcleric2745]

Renegade Vile Years long hiatus? His last Let's Play posted 4 months ago, let's not exaggerate. Plus he still does Counter Monkey on his second channel.

[@thomasjenkins7506]

it's not a let's play if you barely talk during it.

[@bromodragone8405]

I love the way Spoony says "I AM CALIGULA!"

[@brianoconnell6459]

Cameos like yours on 12:01, where you call upon Night Flight? Hee hee heeeeee. Dig into Dynaman when you get the chance.

[@aiberlane3390]

I was watching a Johnny Carson interview the other night and Gene Hackman flat out admitted Caligula was bad. So why all the sequels?

[@lisuru5302]

wait, so jillian's clevage made a cameo ? XD

[@vegetasaiyanprinceofragebo5520]

damn that black jewel is really hot