The Most Cursed Gifs

just wake up bro, you're being weird.
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Matt - / @asaii
Loki - / huskymoment
Joey - / chumperdumper
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Music -
Intro: Fortress Boss - Super Mario Bros. 3
Outro:
Arachnophobia - OMORI
Other music I have used can be found here - / songs-ive-used
The Most Cursed Gifs

[@mokerdikkewasbever]

"This is for all the German folks out there." Gif is in Dutch🤣 It's okay I get the confussion

[@DaNintendude]

Yeah I was trying to see if I could read it and I was like "none of these are German words"

[@reticoy]

dutch really is just the soft version of german too be fair, getting them confused is understandable

[@mokerdikkewasbever]

@@DaNintendude It says. "Thank you for your friendship the past year." Lmao

[@sirpsychosecksi4953]

@Cheese uh no

[@Frankenbanana_]

I could still understand it but I was so confused at first

[@galla153xd]

8:47 i like how everyone thinks dutch is german but the gif roughly translates to "thanks for your friendship over the past year"

[@Bastiaan_net]

g e k o l o n i s e e r d

[@d1mas90]

@@Bastiaan_net g e k o l o n i - f u c k i n g - s e e r d

[@arson4852]

@@Bastiaan_net stop

[@Bastiaan_net]

@@arson4852 nooit

[@blurned4221]

Yuh

[@gavintinoyt]

this one had me ROFL’lin! keep up the good work man!

[@TrueLadAndy]

onitnivag

[@_gavimations]

it caught me off guard when carson said both of our names lol

[@aiexzs]

the tragedy

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

I’m glad he’s making more of these types of videos again, I honestly thought it’d be a long time till he made another one

[@PlanetComputer]

ok

[@alexcrane1397]

@@PlanetComputer ok

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

Ok

[@alekshoang2327]

@@PlanetComputer ok

[@isaacdanoob2434]

ok

[@WestyZaffles]

"Wake up" is funny, but "kidney stones" is a vastly funnier statement.

[@highdefinition450]

Wake up is more surreal, it's funnier imo lol

[@RichardCEditing]

organ failure is a good one too

[@Mr_Original]

**fervently taking notes**

[@mangoman1096]

Domestic violence

[@heyyou9472]

green iphone

[@BigDaddyKnez]

I like how these guys manage to make the most bland stuff funny through commentary

[@andrewcarlson3486]

Its adventure in my head

[@SlapStyleAnims]

I love this older style of content from you. Great to see it again!

[@thebeanbag648]

@Diprophase i see youve finally emerged from the rock you were under

[@tastylemon16]

Slapstyle?!? : O

[@ToastDinosaur]

@Seriously? the good ol' days

[@SlapStyleAnims]

@Seriously? Greatest laugh track of all time

[@SlapStyleAnims]

@@tastylemon16 Haiiii

[@bildom]

"For all the German people out there." Proceeds to show a Dutch gif

[@J0hnHenrySNEEDen]

Dutch people are water type Germans

[@highdefinition450]

Same thing tbh

[@schomple9384]

@@highdefinition450 nah germans cant ice skate man smh my head dude

[@Illus1ongmr]

@@schomple9384 you come to germany right now, and i'll show you that i can

[@jeeplendario8058]

ikr

[@giligens]

i love how y'all went from "banana prices" to "i shot my wife" in a matter of seconds

[@Fantasy2k]

damn this guy look kinda familiar

[@octonitro]

so do you 🤨

[@glubbert7360]

Who could it have been?!

[@iinferno_]

im ngl i didnt know you had 150k subs as we played crab

[@Teruteku]

Yeah I think he runs the CallNeCarsonPLUS channel

[@dummmonke4269]

botted/bought account, you just want attention

[@LiterallyRyan_Gosling]

"This is for the German people out there" *puts in a Dutch gif*

[@thomaspanebianco3591]

Thats what I was saying

[@GippyHappy]

I wish I had those incredibly cursed nightmare fuel "wake up" gifs. They're so powerful.

[@xixcl]

Carson back at it again with the consistent masterpieces.

[@fatdonkdonk6339]

right on

[@PlanetOuid]

@Seriously? yea thats the point of this video.. him and his friend group send in cursed gifs to laugh at...

[@epicz._]

@Seriously? respect the dedication for commenting this over and over again

[@garorade]

carson back at it again at the krispy creme 😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹😹

[@IanFishooks]

hi ian

[@Blergph]

CALL ME CARSON DID IT AGAIN HE PUT A 9/11 JOKE AT 9:11 LAST TIME IT WAS AT THE ILLEGAL VIDEO GAME CARTRIDGE NOW THIS

[@Meri637]

Carson the menace

[@Erifire]

No way

[@SquirrelYouSmokeWith]

You say that like it's a crime he's going to repeat. Ubiquitous. 😩

[@mrfunnyman8244]

i miss the old crew… doesn’t mean it’s bad content though, you’re doing great Carson.

[@gibustheinfamous]

Don't worry, we have Not Jawsh

[@STN_HZ_FWNZ]

not the same charm but still pretty funny imo

[@tumultoustortellini]

who's in this crew?

[@bobbyCocaine69]

@@tumultoustortellini the people in the video are in the description :)

[@blurned4221]

Yuh

[@IamDominicYT]

Carson coming back strong!! Glad to have you back with this video format :)

[@OraclePT8]

Lets go Carson is back with this type of videos, ive been on a binge of his old discord stuff and im so glad this is back

[@TimothyGreenRiot]

Not as good since these ppl aren’t as funny

[@highdefinition450]

Those were the days :(

[@highdefinition450]

@@TimothyGreenRiot well the funny ones kinda ditched him when trouble arose so I doubt they're on good terms

[@gilbertgorthoon]

@@highdefinition450 yeah they are all just really horrible friends for doing that

[@9.b_javaspradiparamadhani382]

atleast they didn't ditch him when he needed support

[@ItzzzBeamo]

3:52 you can tell the first sorry was like, almost half genuine.

[@UninstalledGamer]

6:33 "Who are these guys?" That's Primus. If anyone is wondering who they are and want an answer.

[@ezsacowboy]

and that clip is from their song Wynona's big brown beaver and they also are the creators of South Parks theme song

[@prozystudios1595]

primus sucks

[@ZackieLovesSalad]

8:50 The german gif (which is actually Dutch) says "Thank you for your friendship over the past year"

[@rrrrrrr187]

man carson really back on his old shit with a whole new goon squad

[@rrrrrrr187]

just a whole gaggle of clowns with a combined subscriber count of 3000. what a mad lad.

[@DankManPlays]

Hopefully this time they don't abandon him

[@willster2967]

@@DankManPlays Hopefully this time he keeps it in his pants with his fans

[@a_literal_crow]

@@willster2967 I'm not gonna get into an argument over this, but a 19 y.o and a 17 (almost 18) y.o isn't a crime. He wasn't even that popular at the time, so I'd hardly say he was "using his fame to manipulate her." They we both dumb teens, for fuck sake. Carson's learned from his mistakes, and has apologized to everyone harmed. Move on.

[@atomicbogator6799]

@@willster2967 hopefully people don't overreact

[@SolaFideSolusChristus266]

I can't explain how happy I am to see this man making vids again

[@highdefinition450]

Boy

[@SolaFideSolusChristus266]

@@highdefinition450 Boy

[@gilbertgorthoon]

@@highdefinition450 Gorl

[@rickgabriel8758]

nonbody daajsjed

[@samarsalan9897]

Love these kind of videos, glad youre back Carson

[@TheBodyEuphoric]

"garfield implodes" is one of the funniest 2-word strings out there

[@konpeitojellie]

4:16 There is always something in every Carson video that disturbs me.

[@rickgabriel8758]

thATS HOMOHPBNIOIC

[@THESNEAKYSNEK427]

11:39 Garfield visits Hiroshima on August 6, 1945

[@scalderm]

dematerialization

[@JoyOfCreativeService]

My computer bugged out and froze in the middle of one of Carson's "DUDE"s and just repeated a split second of it, like in The Mandela Catalogue and it was terrifying. I had to shut down my computer and restart it I was slightly prepared for it, since I didn't have anything important open, and it's happened before on the school-issued laptop I had before, but it was still terrifying, and I thought it was part of the editing at first

[@ArchdukeDoggoofBohemia]

The cartoon sound effects over the “wake up” gifs is the best way to wake up everyone on sublevel 7

[@Dafoodmaster]

cry about it = primus' "wynona's big brown beaver"

[@Dafoodmaster]

also the 'german text' is actually dutch and says "thanks for your friendship of the past year". (no, it's not correct syntax in dutch either.)

[@Caleb-fv5fp]

7:13 wow Carson does a good duke nukem impression

[@simplifiedsam]

It took Carson 3 years to finally fix his upload schedule, LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!1!!

[@rakcity9279]

if only he waited 3 years for something else

[@jolteoff]

@@rakcity9279 bruh cmon 🗿

[@ararepotato1420]

@@rakcity9279 bruh...

[@spicyfte4202]

@@rakcity9279 lmfao

[@questiontfname105]

@@rakcity9279 this nigga only got 2 comments on this channel and both are about the goofy ass controversy 🤡

[@LeveyHere]

These types of videos are always hilarious lol And by the way, those guys ( 6:32 ) were Primus

[@UZIKING]

Jerry was a Racecar Driver

[@LeveyHere]

@@UZIKING Wynona's Big Brown Beaver

[@flavorfulow3189]

Primus sucks

[@-Bishop-]

Yes.

[@lucaposthuma7783]

my name is mud, i mean my name jeff

[@dariugrinov9472]

11:00 bro hasn't had water in days

[@felixrae3460]

wouldn’t call myself a huge fan of Carson, but its good to see that you’re back and in good spirits man

[@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro]

@@arthurbuilds4584 u good bro

[@whitecreamymilk8436]

@@DannyDevitoOffical-TrustMeBro is anyone ok when pedos are allowed to make money?

[@m3yneth]

@@arthurbuilds4584 LMAO

[@heyyou9472]

@@arthurbuilds4584 well atleast you're conscious about it lol

[@gilbertgorthoon]

@@arthurbuilds4584 my brother in Christ YOU OVERREACTED AT THE ALLEGATIONS

[@DrMemesYT]

Back to back bangers.

[@Lando.Comics]

Factual

[@liamwelsh4665]

Not a good video it didn’t feature cereal when haves milk.

[@DrMemesYT]

@@liamwelsh4665 wood fired pizza? how will pizza get a job now?

[@RenegadesReact]

"I have no idea..." - Nic, 2022

[@aeiouaeiou2192]

4:10 As an Indian who goes back to India for summer holidays (usually), I can fully confirm that this is very normal behaviour.

[@ChaoticBang]

If anybody was wondering, the band on 6:32 is Primus and the song is called Wynona's Big Brown Beaver.

[@adnes12]

Primus sucks!

[@skimsh]

Yo, I'm glad you're making these types of vids again Carson I've been rewatching your old ones a lot. Also I love the new crew man they're great

[@batmanbeatingupfurbies4865]

it has honestly been so long since i have laughed that hard at a youtube video from any creator. thank you for coming back.

[@thej2241]

Words cannot describe how happy I am to see Carson back again. Good to see you again king.

[@Onix66686]

6:44 the intense silence and the octopus waving 💀

[@SubCruz]

10:21 "unhihihehie HRUURUNHYTG"

[@supersol4333]

I love how the gif at 8:50 isnt even german. its fucking dutch

[@colfdralegend]

But what does it say

[@phantorv1210]

so fucking annoying how people keep confusing the languages

[@phantorv1210]

@@colfdralegend something like "thanks for your friendship you're a good friend, bff"

[@_IAmDiamond]

@@phantorv1210 It's "Thanks for your friendship from the past year, Bff."

[@visyrlreaction]

@@phantorv1210 You can't blame a native English speaker for getting Dutch and German confused as they share quite a few similarities

[@benahs05]

hope to see more like these in the future! really holds up the old cmc feeling while keeping it just as funny, if not funnier, with a completely new cast. keep up the good work

[@pulsar-_-4504]

Bob was easily the most cursed GIF out of all of them…

[@ethancronen2258]

8:00 bro almost choked to death on a goldfish

[@zye.]

4:48 umm actually, that's a 2019 Maserati Ghibli S Q4 🤓

[@xplodingmojo2087]

“This is for the german people out there” *shows dutch GIF*

[@WAVE0025]

But seriously, we have to talk about the banana prices lately, Carson and the gang is right, banana prices have been so high lately

[@ALaughingWolf2188]

I don’t know why but the way Carson says “it’s bobo” is stuck in my head for some reason and I can’t stop laughing whenever I think of it

[@robot4365]

12:40 Dont eat my child 🤓

[@beanosthepengus]

I'm really happy to see people forgive Carson, in my opinion I don't think he ever deserved hate

[@Itakebiggerdabsthanyou]

he was talking to a minor lmao he deserved it

[@MrSpako13]

Same

[@scarwing2492]

same

[@DGrayEX]

It was something nobody would've cared about if he wasn't internet famous. Whole scandal was ridiculous.

[@rickgabriel8758]

he shouldnt havwe been a groomer

[@mitchell3586]

Do not eat or drink while watching this video I just blasted sprite out of my nose like a shotgun and there were McChicken chunks in it.

[@redsky3105]

10:41 New song from Ed Sheeran “I’m in Love with the smell of you”

[@victorholmes5225]

The constant spamming of the phobia themes from Omori makes these golden

[@DeusAutemEstInanis]

7:13 Almost suffocated to death from laughter before I could reach the kitchen sink to drink water since my face and stomach were aching so badly and I couldn’t breathe.

[@notificationnation]

11:25 loki send me this pls

[@RedKuwlt]

"This is for the German folks out there" *proceeds to put gif with Dutch text*

[@mrsweetcorn4131]

Cereal when no milk: 🦴 Cereal when haves milk: 🍖

[@majorastudios5821]

I missed these vids man, thanks for comin back Carson :) glad you're hangin with some good friends

[@thescruffinator8830]

Emphasis on the "good" lol. Hopefully these guys don't turn on him and talk shit on drama alert like schlatt and the others did.

[@mal8359]

@@thescruffinator8830 nah, I like Carson but he lied to his boys and fucked them over as business partners. But Jawsh was right, Noah really shouldn’t have gone to keem.

[@thescruffinator8830]

@@mal8359 How did he screw them over as business partners? Legitimately curious because I haven't heard about anything like that.

[@Kep126]

"Bedankt voor je vriendschap van het afgelopen jaar" is Dutch for "Thank you for your friendship over the past year"

[@4nt0s]

I think it's like a gamer rule to have a stash of weird ass gifs on discord.

[@diamondado_]

The GIF from 6:32 is Primus, from their Music Video Wynonas Big Brown Beaver. Cause they're wacky and I love em.

[@ballufvondepths]

Honestly the vibe of the squad has not changed at all. I still feel like I’m watching old videos.

[@sinisterisrandom8537]

Seeing Carson return back and improved. Makes my day.

[@rickgabriel8758]

did i ask + ratio

[@sinisterisrandom8537]

@@rickgabriel8758 who asked you to speak?. Oh what's that nobody. So do yourself a favor and zip it.

[@salqy6516]

@@sinisterisrandom8537 "zip it" 🤓

[@lotus7781]

why do people say "did i ask"? you arent royalty, people dont need your permission to speak.

[@Teatheard]

These are the off brand versions of his old friends

[@ShuskiCross]

08:50 - "This is for our German friends", all the Dutch people "I guess I can't read this".

[@JustMaxAsh]

2:03 that's just a gay priest, who wants to reset the universe

[@MrGoose-cz9gm]

One step closer to heaven

[@MyTimeWasTaken]

@@MrGoose-cz9gm underrated reply

[@romeo4764]

Loki is low key the most respectable furry out there.

[@rickgabriel8758]

nio

[@C.I...]

"Respectable furry" is an oxymoron.

[@Hiswf_]

"That's for the German folks out there" Proceeds to put a danish gift card in chat

[@BigDaddyAiden]

2:53 bro, I was watching this on a green iPhone 13 💀

[@whytwojay]

This video is: ✔ Life changing ✔ Informative ✔ Inspiring ✔ Heartwarming ✔ Useful ✔Enjoyable✔ Other

[@majorastudios5821]

'Other' LMAO

[@MetalMercutio]

This really is an Other moment

[@kabbakam]

rad comment

[@C.I...]

smelg j

[@whytwojay]

Funny thing is this comment WILL GET LIKES no matter what video

[@clydeksmith]

its such a shame that all of his friends gave up on him and left him during such a hard time in his life over a phone relationship with a girl less than two years younger. crazy.

[@lextavactchi]

Man…

[@clydeksmith]

@@lextavactchi what…

[@therealshoto1962]

i mean what he did was bad, not horrible but what he did was definitely wrong. and his friends aren't in the wrong after not wanting anything to do with him anymore, and i don't see anything wrong with them having to do that.

[@clydeksmith]

@@therealshoto1962 i completely disagree. i don’t blame his friends for wanting to distance themselves publicly just for their own career’s sake but nobody ever said they needed to leave a friend behind. i genuinely don’t think carson saw any issue with the situation. he’s famous, he’s got money, there are eyes on him… why would that mean he isnt allowed to date someone? i think he was 19 and she was about to turn 18. regardless, both are completely capable of making their own decisions. it’s no depending on the time of their birthdays it would be like a senior at your high school dating a junior girl and AT WORST, a senior dating a sophomore. the only thing you could say is “damn bro find a girl in your year.” this whole situation was blown WAY out of proportion and only happened because carson is as popular as he is, nothing else is any different than a situation you wouldn’t bat an eye at.

[@clydeksmith]

@@therealshoto1962 and it creates a rift for people who were fans of let’s say jawsh and carson. carson and josh were best friends… granted i think josh handled the situation better than anyone else but seriously they were BEST friends. it’s also just sad to see his old friends cracking jokes about it.

[@josiahbayliss3697]

9:30 *"I miss her"*

[@josiahbayliss3697]

@Everan_ sorry man I'm gonna need matpat for this one

[@Annihilated64-13yearsago]

7:20

[@paulofduty2005]

6:31 that’s Primus. Really good band with a weird sense of humor and a amazing bass player.

[@peeper2070]

Babe, wake up. New Calzone upload.

[@toastedmelon2924]

10:47 Finally he can fix the banana prices

[@KyouranHeySetsunaaa]

Glad to see Carson is back! I can already tell there are more funny videos to come

[@einfilin]

happy to see you back Carson. gonna be some time for us to get use to the new cast but nonetheless glad this show is back again

[@fieds-]

I cant believe carson didnt make a cereal when no milk joke at he garfield being skinny gif

[@DudeNamedDrew]

Pros of Carson’s new upload schedule: More uploads, better for the YT algorithm Cons: No more “cant wait for the next video next year” jokes

[@PlushCrossing]

Happy you're back at it again Carson! Always a treat to see you upload :P

[@g-9175]

Oh man, missed this kind of videos, great to have You back King

[@TrueLadAndy]

That outro left me paralyzed for a second there

[@ItsThankful_]

Lmao who are you???

[@TrueLadAndy]

@@ItsThankful_ Lmao who are you???

[@holkkamagawii]

7:03 when he said thats a weird cat i had milk cover my face after laughing in my cup

[@AlexJesseAbt]

I'm happy to see you're back! I'll miss the old gang, but I'm happy to see you all having fun!

[@Cringelordhahafunny]

he is the son of a car and he’s watching discord gifs truly amazing content

[@MGavin]

"Who are those guys?" My brother in Christ, that's Primus.

[@santteripantteri]

I missed these type of videos SO much! Glad to see he´s making these again.

[@fazmade]

8:40 that's dutch not German!!! I am now gonna destroy your mailbox

[@BrianLTU]

Oh shut up

[@JackAttackCat]

this is one of the best videos I've ever seen I'm serious I cried laughing

[@Mylris]

Congrats on 2.8 million subscribers! Been here since 3.3 million

[@Idkplayerfan]

Now 2.7 million

[@rickgabriel8758]

doesnt desderve it for bneing a groomer

[@КостянтинКлиментов]

Now 2,61 millon

[@beauson1983]

The guys in latex suits at 6:32 are the band Primus, and the song the film clip is from is Whynona's big brown beaver. They actually play the song in those suits which is just nuts

[@Ripla_Flame]

Primus sucks

[@sirental1990]

8:49 "Thank you for your friendship over the past year." I don't speak German, but Google told me this is what it meant. And Google translate is NEVER wrong.

[@Artixes]

Me when there is a new callmecarson video: 0:07

[@JokeHatesItHere]

I love texting my friends weird awful gifs IMO the DreamSMP ones are the most nightmare fuel

[@finglide]

True

[@tolkien777]

oh man I clicked on this as soon as I saw it in my recommendations , miss these videos alot man , good to see you back Carson :)

[@Kinggrave]

Im starting to love this new crew. Keep making incredible shitposts like this and I will keep on watching 😂

[@mcyodo]

I would kill for someone to make all those gifs available on tenor or Imgur or something. New discord reactions goin crazy bro