Retirement.

[@xcloner9875]

Don’t be glad because it happened, cry because it’s still happening

[@plokijum]

So true

[@senritsujumpsuit6021]

Bad relationships be like

[@BakaTaco]

I think this is the best one.

[@zye.]

Real

[@R3TR0J4N]

End my suffering 😭

[@Gobeux]

Thank you for all the years. Im sorry to hear you're still here

[@bustermcthundernut]

Goober haheha

[@ShyDreams12014]

Best answer that Carson could get 😂 He still here c*ka

[@bustermcthundernut]

@@ShyDreams12014 Dumb ass response, delete your account.

[@Gimo_NET]

​@@bustermcthundernutmy brother in Christ you replied "haheha" you officially lost any form of authority

[@Bringingmoneyback]

Brooooo

[@infernalsoup7827]

even though its only been a day, its just so sad to still see him here

[@timoaag]

noooo

[@voidanims]

So incredibly sad, Sometimes it feels like he's not here anymore and that cheers me up a bit

[@22gunslinger21]

So sad to see you stay. It takes me years to forgive.

[@gbuglol]

Simpler Times> Complicated present> Forgiven future

[@camelat7228]

2019

[@plokijum]

January

[@wawayalert]

now there’s the wait period

[@TheSecondBestOwen]

He said the line! 🫵

[@halowatchsiege1689]

Such a shame you aren't retiring, we are here for you Carson ❤

[@josephyoseph]

That’s the problem

[@Maki_theAests]

Aren’t*

[@vintage-radio]

lmao

[@FakeOrangeDeStick]

@@Maki_theAeststhey put that

[@Home_Rich]

@@FakeOrangeDeStick they*

[@SpongeSven]

its so sad to see all my childhood idols retire, and even more sad to see that carson still stays

[@Glorpusvideos]

Why do people hate Carson now?

[@samhoffmann4081]

@@Glorpusvideosgroomed minors on several occasions

[@oanuc1]

minors@@Glorpusvideos

[@Chuck1224]

@@Glorpusvideos this is the joke of the vid

[@ripit.3457]

@@samhoffmann4081when?

[@doconline]

Damn, first Dunkey now Carson. At this rate everyone will still be here.

[@plokijum]

Tragic

[@CEOofKumis]

This sucks

[@hurricanemeridian8712]

Unfortunate

[@N0BRA1N3R]

Matpat to 🙁

[@llmazchild]

No did you read it they said they aren't retiring yet matpat is​@@N0BRA1N3R

[@100dead]

You have lifted me through the deepest periods of depression I've ever experienced. The fact that you're staying just started another one.

[@PomadaGaming]

OOOH MY DAYS

[@TheScottishPimp]

holy shit XD

[@Fi6ment]

THIS ONE RIGHT HERE

[@greyhood3447]

Holly hell you bloody murdered him

[@Theoneandonlychocochip]

THIS IS FUCKING OUTRAGEOUS

[@Shamger413]

the middle of a era 😥

[@TheSecondBestOwen]

You confuddle me

[@gavintinoyt]

These moments we’ve shared over the past couple years are some of my fondest memories. It’s tragic and beautiful really, how temporary things in life can be. Good thing we won’t ever have to experience that garbage

[@Axi_lotl]

Unus Anus UNUS ANUS

[@grimloched4458]

Shut up Gavin, buy my sinister potion!

[@hexesmekhane]

gavin? more like anal sex with non-consenting parties...

[@thecarrotsarecoming4711]

Shut up Gavin, buy my sister's potion!

[@Megaera-li6tz]

How the hell is this not the top comment, lol.

[@HuskyMoment]

Wish I’d heard about this before you put the video out man. Talk to your friends.

[@suhg4317]

pr team in ruin

[@soyicus6078]

Night ruiner

[@ShapesterAnimations]

malaboil

[@TheFunniBaconMan]

Not been the first time for Carson /s @@suhg4317

[@jacetheguymusic]

furry?!?!?!?!

[@c-wah]

after all these years, its hurts to see you stay

[@Dick-d8r]

Daamn

[@ZValenT]

all these conflicting emotions just remind me that i hate my father

[@wholesome4028]

"that's rough, buddy" - Zuko

[@torgor_]

we can all hate your dad together if that helps

[@Zack_Zander]

@@wholesome4028 God damnit

[@lmaoeyisdead]

me to

[@FBI_agent_.]

⁠@@lmaoeyisdeadme three

[@qwerty_studios]

thank you for being here all these years… we will miss you matpat

[@ADuckInBlack]

BUT HEY! that's just a carson, A CALLMECARSON! THANKS FOR WATCHING! 👍

[@mattiekarwin3667]

​@@ADuckInBlack Fuck you now I clean my desk from spitting XD

[@superjumpbros64]

Oii

[@plasma8638]

This isn't Matpat its callmeCarson.

[@mattiekarwin3667]

@@plasma8638 R/Woosh

[@punkipatchmusic]

Please reconsider carson

[@PersonCidacus]

😂😂😂😂

[@legionx4046]

😂

[@notgrumm]

This video moved me to tears. I hope in the future we’ll finally be able to say goodbye to you, but for now, I guess we have to keep watching

[@cheesedood5313]

well this is interresting

[@bentleywalker-broose2762]

cheese@@cheesedood5313

[@freddiegibbson1440]

@@cheesedood5313 who really is the true cheese, this all follows down he rules of walking the walk and talking the talk, your name speeks for yourself and your pfo shows it but if someone can replicate cheese better than you without being named cheese can you truly call yourself cheese? Or atleast the most cheese of them all? Who is the strongest/the most cheese? We'll find out next time on DBZ

[@cheesedood5313]

@@freddiegibbson1440 i have a gun.

[@JJLarge]

Such a sad day to see you stick around. It's been many long years watching your content and I'm so sad to see that continuing

[@nagito32]

I'm sobbing right now. I follow your gaming channel since 137 B.C, and hearing that you're still here is heartbreaking.

[@PersonCidacus]

😂😂😂😂😂

[@Mars_Axis]

I am so proud of you for saying this it probably wasn’t easy for you. Thank you Carson I hope to see you next year 🤞🏿

[@BigFatBunions]

Missed opportunity to say "I hope to not see you next year"

[@astralpikachu7713]

Stupid! You are making him feel worse!

[@plokijum]

Phew, I don't have to see him for the rest of the year?

[@FangzwithaZ]

His words truly speak to me and have inspired me also not to retire

[@plokijum]

Same

[@ricedanan]

"I'm not retiring" Truly a tragic moment in KZbin history

[@kulu_SM]

It's been a pleasure, so many years of laughter. I'd hate to see you stay but if that's what must be done than so be it 🙏❤ I wish you luck ❤

[@HugoJugoPro]

I can’t believe that after all these years you’re still not leaving. Thank you for everything Carson, you’re not gonna be missed. ❤️

[@veksu777]

i think we should preserve this video and like 50 years from now when carson retires for real we send him this and say "this aged badly"

[@Irrational34]

Carson was my childhood, it's such a shame that's he's going to be here in my adult years as well

[@wodwin]

Honestly, the fact that we may never be able to retire is kinda heart breaking

[@spaceperson613]

Painfully real :(

[@wavygravy7781]

People, upvote this post.

[@alisona.4166]

​@@wavygravy7781i gave my updoot

[@RandomFBIguy]

It makes me sad that after all the years you've been with us, you're still here.

[@Farmer_Thanos]

I cannot believe you are staying. There will definitely be a void on the platform with you still here. Fly high, we will miss seeing you leave 🕊️❤️

[@salty946]

Wow I can’t believe it’s over ❤

[@neutralmilkfinn]

itd be funnier if all he did was be on the verge of tears and not get a single word out

[@thiccymcdunk1745]

such a shame you’re still here and it’s hard to see you stay, thank you for all the terrible moments over the years 🙏❤️

[@josephthomas7462]

After everything we’ve been through as a community, and all of the trials and tribulations we’ve endured, I can say with full certainty that we all deserved it and i’ll see you all in therapy

[@Shawnmiller1903]

It almost like we can still hear him... he will be forever close in our hearts

[@notacriminal3731]

Damn hate to hear it carson, you've done so much to my childhood. You're a legend of sorts

[@judy3827]

I'm glad we all had got to have this legend cause us inexplicable trauma for the past 6 years, it's such a shame he's staying...

[@boomblade1019]

So sorry to hear you’re still gonna be around. Thank you for absolutely nothing ❤️

[@katzestuff]

Lyrics: im not im not retiring

[@fordunfocus]

I liked this 👍👍

[@jacktonnessen6509]

Powerful words, Mr. King. Stay healthy, and do what's best.

[@RetMagnetik]

For as long as i known you, you always shined bright and brought joy to everyone. Its a sad day to see you are still here

[@mrnominom]

Imagine if carson actually did retire and he wore that fucking hat in his goodbye video

[@shmike1]

Just fell to my knees in Walmart. Can't believe I have to keep watching this guy wheeze like he's in the scream extractor from Monsters Inc

[@Vetemonks]

Such heartfelt words, i really felt that

[@derpyzmayhem420]

"Im not retiring" my heart was so touched, i almost edged

[@the711devin4]

Everyone dreams of having something they’re proud of. I’m so glad you’re still on that journey. ❤️

[@SkydiaStrike]

This one is just straight up condescending, I love it.

[@Starpotion]

This one is so good

[@ImTheReverse]

It’s been real fun, Carson. The last few years have been filled with so much laughter and brain rot. It’ll be a shame to open KZbin and still see new videos from you.

[@Blarnix]

Sucks to still have you on the platform.. a lot of people will miss not having you. :(

[@piyo744]

Damn. A lot of news these last few days. Absolutely crushed to hear you're staying around. Thanks for making my days awful!

[@datironpanda2982]

My heart is on a thine line after Moo and Matpat retirement and this almost made me dead forever

[@Meepist1]

carson i just wanna say this video is extremely funny to watch at 0.25 speed :) love

[@xayax7920]

lol ur right

[@mr.square7286]

Rest in pepperoni Carson. 1745-1985

[@beverage_]

trauma dumping

[@CallMeCarsonLIVE]

should i have kept this in the #vent channel

[@beverage_]

@@CallMeCarsonLIVE shoulda kept it to yourself no offense

[@abom_ng9963]

Glad to see the dark is retiring after years of hurting but the Minecraft you

[@JustNic]

Youre so strong for posting this. Im so sorry to hear that you are going to continue your endeavors.

[@Fi6ment]

it’s been one hell of a wild ride. we all knew this moment was coming, but no one could’ve guessed it would come so soon. thank you for all the fond memories, Carson. such a f*cking shame you’re still around to make more

[@Raxacoricofallapatorius]

Sorry to hear that man. Hopefully you'll be able to fix that in the future 🙏

[@noa331]

I can’t believe you’re not retiring. My friends and I all wish you the best on whatever video you put out next

[@junkston4097]

He truly hand picked his words for this video that where truly moving to the soul, I thank you for this.

[@pidialski]

You’ve made us laugh so much over the years with all of your hidden talents ❤❤ It’s going to be sad seeing you stay, keep them hidden 🙏❤️🔥🕊

[@Whatthefreak128]

Shut up

[@Goldenminecart4310]

really quite terrible to hear that you aren't saying goodbye. Watching your content for an amount of time has really made me want to see you go

[@StarMan881Gaming]

I was so scared when I read the title. My fears came true.

[@do9man]

man i dont watch you anymore but im glad to see youre still funny af and genuinely yourself. this was a good laugh

[@Jonk2014]

This made me tear up I can't believe he's not going anywhere 😢

[@natedrake7163]

It's makes me so sad that after all these years he's not going to retire, keep your chin up kings 👑

[@JoeMcShmoeTV]

We knew this moment would come, we just didn't know how soon.

[@jeffypeters333]

Good to see you go man! Geez, I was only joking! I loved Carson years ago, I love Carson now! I didn't even see the sense on taking a year off. I honestly think it was just bad timing, when everyone under the sun, was trying to cancel someone, just for THEIR OWN 15 minutes in the sun. It's just crazy that no one really thinks of the fact that, that small amount of recognition isn't going to build you a career in the spotlight, because you took down someone else right? Like name 1 person whose ever succeeded that way. So why don't all of these people try to do things litigiously, and let some news org write the story, rather than them going onto social media to smear someone's name. Unless you want your own personal recognition, it never really made sense to me!?

[@favoritecolorguy1189]

How will pizza get a job now?

[@periodicdragonflare5572]

I have never watched Carlson’s video’s and I never will but as a big content creator it absolutely breaks my heart to know that Carlson would still be creating content. I hope whatever happens on your current career would absolutely suck💔💔💔💔🥹🕊️

[@Peebster]

Thank god, I haven’t watched the video yet but I’m so glad Carson’s retiring EDIT: God fucking damnit

[@wethermanofmemes]

Thanks for all the memes, will never forget you, it’ll almost be like you are still here😢

[@mr.spooks8313]

I remember I saw this when I was high and the noises you produced were so foul and unexpected that I felt like reality was tearing around me.

[@guppy2932]

This is one of the most moments of all time. Stay strong, we’ll probably still be here ❤

[@rodrigoserrano75]

That was actually funny. I will make a subscription to this handsome fella's youtube channel

[@AceAxolotl]

I panicked before I saw that the video was 23 seconds long. Thanks Carkson

[@CuriousDweller]

people in the comments have a hard time accepting that a age gap between 19 and 17 [almost 18] is not grooming.

[@ethanuel444]

the real minors were the friends we made along the way

[@AstroBlox]

everyones going along with the joke i dont think anyones genuinely upset

[@AloysiusWaffle]

It’s super weird to date a fan though as it creates a large difference in power. Also CP is illegal regardless of who receives it

[@ethanuel444]

@@AloysiusWaffle no it’s not, unless you abuse a power dynamic there’s nothing predatory about 🤦‍♂️ every relationship has power dynamics

[@ethanuel444]

@@AloysiusWaffle also you’re making it sound like he had csam on his computer 🤦‍♂️ his girlfriend w an appropriate age gap exchanged nudes w him. boo hoo

[@Xuryka]

why did I start busting out laughing 💀

[@shaquilleoatmeal79]

I remember this video like it only happened a year ago. Truly one of the saddest moments in youtube history.

[@puhskinti9358]

This video should've been just him making noises and then it ends

[@krovibodlak4385]

It takes me years to forgive, but now you have made everyone forgive.

[@Noahiscoolandweirdbutyeah]

The perfect response to “cry about it”

[@bendboss1206]

So well spoken Carson

[@Thelamestgamer01]

He’s not retiring😢

[@Lustig_0]

truly one of my best memories from when i was 90 in the nursing home, now i'm 16 and you've changed my life

[@bestusername1074]

Happy Halloween Carton 😊

[@sotirivasilakis7005]

we were so close to greatness

[@LegoAnakinSkywalker-jk4xr]

Man, this almost hit harder than obi-wan’s light saber on mustafar

[@jeanmouloude]

Aw man :( so sad to hear you’re staying, but hey, it was a good time while it lasted, i hope you arent too happy

[@NoryIX]

people in the comments r trippin, a 2 yr age gap rlly isnt that bad 😭

[@familyflamerich4541]

Man that really sucks, I’ve known a lot of people affected deeply by you, Carson.

[@NotArmoredSelf]

ive just started watching your youtube channel, i binge watched some recent videos until i ended up here, i am, and i mean, i am SO, SO SORRY, that you are still here

[@Matthewpops]

Glad to see you're doing well!

[@jagjyot4828]

I can’t believe so many people are staying. It saddens me to the point that.. well.. I myself might even un-retire myself

[@ilyspankyy]

haven’t seen this dude since the allegations 😭😭😭

[@Zoofa188_Qe]

he's gotten quite a funny friend group. I recomend watching if you aren't protesting due to the alegations

[@Carrot_Garret]

@@Zoofa188_Qe imo his new friends are a lot better and funnier

[@Phant0mEdits1]

Fly high Ken Carson 😭🪦🕊🎉

[@nooooooo9873]

what a brave decision. truly a hero

[@nonago725]

bro is 24 going on 40, goddamn

[@harold_jenkins233]

truly a sad news to have today. i was edging the whole time

[@setMaddy]

this is totally gonna be me at like 60 or whatever the retirement age is

[@Richard-uz9yr]

You didn’t deserve your downfall honestly

[@xaviercilia7520]

It would have been so much fucking funnier if you just fuckin made crying noises the whole time lmao

[@nofrbls3640]

i thought and hoped thats what was happening as i was watching

[@darkodom]

I'm so glad he's finally staying. Such a long time coming!

[@DemonIsAway]

Wishing you the best big man, unfortunate that you'll be staying with us for years to come