losing brain cells

I can't believe the onslaught my ears were given by Josh.
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Outro Music: • Super Mario World Game...

[@osh2846]

It looks like ugandan knuckles is a trigger Word for Josh and as soon as he hears it he Just breaks completely

[@Ridashippu]

Help him.

[@heyyou9472]

No girls allowed.

[@heyyou9472]

My tree house. My tree house my r u l e s.

[@jumpmxn_3501]

K k k k k kidney failure

[@heather8777]

_Me thinks you have the fat_

[@Taylormineee]

I'm still struggling to believe that josh can literally draw all of Europe and North America by hand perfectly and know every detail about history and still be this cursed. what the hell. he's an absolute powerhouse

[@NorsGold]

I mean, I believe Josh has a major in history. I may be wrong, but if it's correct it explains it. Also explains why hes broken, because so much dumb shit happened it history it'll break anyone

[@grey2836]

@@NorsGold he doesn't have a major yet

[@harroogabutagain468]

Bro he’s fuckin smart bro he’s like big brain yeah haha yes yeah haha

[@grindelz]

Lol me

[@tabbyarts3670]

Taylormine ! he might just be a savant

[@russianspy5007]

“My skin is how I feel :( ” “m a r k i p l i e r”

[@crunchtime5102]

I know one person that would feel like that

[@charliehigginson7990]

@@crunchtime5102 Carson?

[@rt2459]

@Ulyasse ¿ • 11 years ago As you wish, who is Joe, Ulyasse?

[@thesadfather1239]

@@rt2459 joe nuts, deez mama

[@rt2459]

@@thesadfather1239 Wait, that's illegal

[@steppiepeppie]

I refuse to believe that Josh was not possessed during this stream

[@quantumblauthor7300]

I worry for the Demon.

[@MrTheil]

QuantumBlur but stronger Apparently the Demon that possessed him has a stuttering problem lmao

[@RobertDaHobbit2]

@@quantumblauthor7300 same. The demon forgot his walkie talkie in helheim. He can't call a supervisor. He requires a adult

[@wealthypopcorner]

They were playing the Dark map,

[@kawaii8582]

1k like

[@xyAKMxy]

He sounded like a text-to-speech spam in Moonbase Alpha

[@suro5038]

Illyrian Pirate uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu

[@bot7070]

aeiou aeiou aeiou aeiou j o h n m a d d e n

[@bnuuuyy]

aeiou yyyyyyy

[@Guy-mr8tl]

Everybody: Moonbase alpha players: John madden

[@selfanothermostlikely478]

john madden! john madden! john madden! john madden!

[@Kaiclysm]

1:37 This is when josh just breaks down completely.

[@ryanrobertazzi3081]

@is that a hamilton reference no hes like that

[@UrPPhard]

@is that a hamilton reference depends on what do you mean by that. Funny? Yeah "Retarded"? No

[@planetmars4953]

"JOSH JOIN" "𝙐𝙂𝘼𝙉𝘿𝘼𝙉 𝙆𝙉𝙐𝘾𝙆𝙇𝙀𝙎"

[@MrTheil]

gee p Connect 4 with Ugandan Knuckles

[@unfunnyfemale5317]

I read this as they said it wtf

[@CrystalTheErudite]

*_G O D I S D E A D_*

[@DeepFreeze172]

"Hey, Dad. Can we go to Gamestop there's a new ga-" *flies to Gamestop*

[@FireballFlareblitz734]

DeepFreeze172 I’m just imagining the A-Team theme playing as he and his father are flying in the distance.

[@TobyFoxOkay]

DeepFreeze172 josh fucking dies

[@skatchmin1272]

theres a new Mario ga-

[@saffronio]

9:50

[@heat_death7]

2:22: Furnace, Blast Furnace, Feed The Beast, Infinity Evolved *WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY*

[@d4h836]

Its just so random and specific its perfect

[@gasmaskd9322]

I would play a fuckin video game with that title

[@bamberghh1691]

​@@gasmaskd9322"FTB Infinity Evolved" is a real modpack for minecraft 1.7.10, it's pretty good

[@dragpai9888]

6:58 - Carson: “Congo!” “Oh, no, you mean Conga. Congo is where genocide happens.”

[@izabelachorazewicz7798]

@@charliesmith1197 same

[@mahm00]

omg sakusa 😳

[@lucasgoku5673]

same

[@rambo8710]

He isnt wrong y'know

[@rubyrose9338]

@@charliesmith1197 my favorite is probably "Me thinks you have a fat..."

[@krazykatedraws1145]

Honestly, Josh is one of the few people that can physically make my sides hurt.

[@bigpigeon2384]

I know right? His void magic is truly powerful

[@krazykatedraws1145]

@@bigpigeon2384 holy shit I hadn't even noticed this blew up. It's sad bc this is one of my favorite videos but things with carson ain't looking too hot

[@pixelga1962]

@@krazykatedraws1145 He still hasn't said anything lmao

[@Sausage_260]

@@pixelga1962 he shouldn’t lol. If he made it straight after it happens then it most likely isn’t an apology from the heart.

[@pixelga1962]

@@Sausage_260 that's fair

[@sepi2723]

"me thinks you lie" "me thinks you have a fat" 7:41

[@unfunnyfemale5317]

"wait, travis isn't in this call..." "*Yes. I. AM*"

[@fats2010]

is this a jojo reference

[@GokkeGor]

@@fats2010MOHAMMED AVDOL

[@mia-fw9dv]

I read that as soon as they said it lmfaoo

[@doomsycth4476]

6:26

[@rhysdavid6655]

Really living up to that name

[@chevcamaro7241]

“100 % of elevator deaths happen on an elevator”. Jawsh 2019

[@thecapybaramonarch3557]

-jawsh 2019*

[@rinnnnnnnnnnrinRinOnishi]

@@thecapybaramonarch3557 *your mom

[@theslab.6710]

On *THE* elevator

[@thecursedone6004]

I keep reading these types of comments as the people say it in the video help

[@talon_xi]

And in other news, the Earth is round..

[@stingray6180]

every other person: *makes well constructed joke* carson: ._. josh: moms photos uganda ugan ugandan knuckles balls my balls carson: *WHEEEEZE*

[@WhyIsEverythingTaken]

it's the way he says and delivers the jokes

[@randomguyontheinternet7940]

Markiplier

[@flodgey]

Dad jokes are cringy until you become a dad, and Carson isn't a dad.

[@bawicz0]

p

[@andrewcarlson3486]

Play minecraft jersey shore

[@smugzz_]

*the new Josh Soundboard™️ looks great*

[@darkestcarving8735]

I wonder whare the "oh no" button

[@srohitkumar1599]

3

[@thegelleviathan7824]

joshboard

[@BadWolfAce]

Make this a thing. Make this a thing! MAKE THIS A THING!

[@NateisAWESOME100]

%٪

[@Arkimedus]

"Why do you know the author of frankenstein...?" "FRANK"

[@iamtheembodimentofdepressi7589]

Frank

[@iamtheembodimentofdepressi7589]

@tea bee *FrAnK*

[@PGrayOfficial]

Frank

[@demonicflames1678]

Anne Frank

[@d4h836]

Frank

[@MrTheil]

1:37 is when everything starts to go downhill

[@bigpigeon2384]

Only for josh it was uphill for everyone else

[@m0bu398]

No it was 0:00

[@jjnelson1999]

How does this not have millions of views. Ive watched it like 10 times but jawsh kills me everytime.

[@missionpvp8208]

Same

[@fungusly]

Me too I cant stop watching help

[@theevilgiraffe7465]

Yeah I watched like a total of 6 times when it cane out

[@Unpopularpage]

I'm also cursed, i watched this video like a good 15 times

[@wasder-xm5so]

I'm addicted to this video

[@HondaNSX-pn6sl]

2:23 "Feed the beast, infinity evolved" he's speaking the language of the elder ones

[@disappointedcucumber]

"It's been like 4 minutes dude..." N O G I R L S A L L O W E D

[@fool8003]

*"My treehouse my rules."*

[@d4h836]

Frank

[@d4h836]

@Lachlan MC Magee [LPI GHF POE] frank

[@d4h836]

@Lachlan MC Magee [LPI GHF POE] *frank*

[@d4h836]

@Lachlan MC Magee [LPI GHF POE] *F R A N K*

[@adamc2957]

blast furnace? feed the beast: infinity evolved.

[@rubyrose9338]

There are 666 likes so i ain't gonna be the one to ruin it

[@groundmetal1182]

the inner Machinations of joshes mind are an enigma "spills milk"

[@CrystalTheErudite]

“My phone only has one number, and it is the ghostbusters.” “What’s their number?” “Three?”

[@unfunnyfemale5317]

The milk spill was the reason that cereal when no milk

[@thatguy6577]

unfunny female when will cereals haves milk

[@ToddTheToad]

I’ve watched this video countless times and I still laugh, from the release of it to present, it hasn’t failed to make me laugh. Thank you Carson.

[@tobiasmattsson9285]

Yeah, same. It saddens me that we will never get a Carson video with these guys again.

[@dietmilkk]

You mean jawsh

[@ToddTheToad]

father jerry

[@-tgc-2493]

Josh: "I only have one number and that is the ghost busters." "Whats the number?" Josh: "T h r e e"

[@supersonictumbleweed]

4:44 He broke Carson with this

[@ninedivines5374]

No it's 3

[@nikkirennardo5100]

Thrë

[@TobyFoxOkay]

-T G C- my favourite clip of the video

[@MrChainchomp56]

Thre-

[@pyrosaurus_rex7343]

I Peed, I peed on my computer, I peed, I didnt have anywhere to go, I Peed, My computer its ruined Moms photos moms photos moms photos

[@n.s.c.h0r1zon38]

U u u u gandan Knuckles

[@n.s.c.h0r1zon38]

Chungus chuungus ugandan chungus 2016

[@andrew0319]

That was an epic fail, epic..

[@ayylmao4142]

Tf?

[@milkboi9977]

Where you guys at Your moms house

[@kinkind5652]

7:10 Josh grabs Carson by the collar of his shirt *”look at me.”*

[@rift99]

my personal favorite part. other than Jawsh's dad taking him to gamestop

[@crunchtime5102]

I'm the captain now

[@d4h836]

Frank

[@timothykock6799]

I love the fact that Carson turns French mid laugh

[@kinkind5652]

@@timothykock6799 hauhauhhauh

[@mac_sour]

You've legit created a new form of comedy with this video. And the funny thing is, is that I'm predicting that this won't even be the magnum opus. I'm so glad I'm subscribed to your channel, CallMeCarson.

[@chef9620]

Mac I need to know what the fuck a magnum opus is

[@RichardAvilaREAL]

Seth Wenger Magnum Opus refers to the best work an artist or producer has to offer. (I think.)

[@chef9620]

ツRoku ahh makes sense

[@fliers3236]

No this isnt CallMeCarson this is CallMeCarsonLIVE lol

[@pita6358]

It’s called «random = funny»

[@dingus4027]

My balls, I have not washed in weeks? Months. Edit: holy shit this got a lot of likes

[@hardlydank932]

"Bruh"

[@iamtheembodimentofdepressi7589]

Jawsh: Me thinks you have the fat

[@helloTwig]

Anytime Josh is in character I die of laughter. I love it so much. I can't stop re watching 8:11 for instance. And his persona in the GTA 5 video kills me he is the physical embodiment of my sense of humor and I love it

[@duncansalyer2999]

Does he like psych himself up before getting into the call?

[@jumpmxn_3501]

Josh rises above human intelligence in all forms colourised:

[@JL-iu6ps]

Only reply

[@PunTimesWithNeil]

@@JL-iu6ps ur mom

[@JoshuaAndres]

We need Josh as skynet for the next terminator movie

[@ryan8574]

I literally could not stop laughing, funniest thing I’ve seen in my life.

[@1SSJA]

And heard

[@BeanColored]

Your profile picture hurts and blessed me

[@davidmoret5150]

He turns himself into a pickle

[@calmiken]

It has stood the test of time.

[@danielaraynes]

Bill

[@khybr]

i can't believe they left out the part where josh says "i call my nut slimer."

[@MagicBoy445]

Josh sounds like a living malfunctioning google home meme

[@ianlehman8342]

5:00 "what's it like to hold the hand of someone you love? Interlinked." "Interlinked" "within cells interlinked" Half of the entire video is a baseline test from blade runner

[@jayplays5391]

@@tadpolegaming4510 Yes and yes

[@井雯暄]

“congo!” “congo? no you meant conga. congo is where genocide happens.”

[@bee-uv8ge]

even better

[@booschniken3367]

Tonga

[@kymattok]

*leopold II has entered the chat*

[@zoombini1831]

@@booschniken3367 that’s where fat people happen

[@KirstyCotton-s2h]

@@booschniken3367 Tonga? no you meant ponga, tonga is where genocide happens.

[@randomdude545]

people subscribed to callmecarson but not callmecarsonLIVE are honestly just subscribed to the second channel and are missing the best content

[@wghats]

jerma viewers be like

[@directspoogles2166]

wait wheres travis? *im comin..*

[@CrystalTheErudite]

He says as he has already landed

[@mantea3481]

I'm livingw

[@beans7477]

He was very quiet :(

[@keglodude]

@@mantea3481 im, liivimg

[@demonicflames1678]

"Its brown its turning brown i am rotting i am its turning brown"

[@thatsprettyepic.mp4390]

*Bruh sound effect* I watched this at 3 AM And Started Crying Laughing After "Ugandan Chungus"

[@gamingdoggo9724]

I had to take breaks, i couldnt stop laughing

[@thebeastkoolaidman]

@@gamingdoggo9724 my toilet my rules who pays the water bill not them

[@MrTheil]

Google Doggo The Sweaty Tryhard bit and Mom’s Photos bit had me dying of laughter lmao

[@hob685]

travis always sounds like hes stuck in some damp pit

[@yakichm3283]

I just love Carson’s asthmatic laugh so much

[@storiegrimm9464]

7:48 My sister actually used to do fencing, so I literally paused the video, got up, and asked and she just said: “Because everyone else is doing it” So, there you go. But she also said that she does feel embarrassed because of how weird the armor is and where people end up poking people. Also that when she wears the bee keeping suit, she knows that Barry B. Bensons is with her.

[@rael7830]

I peed- I-I peed on my computer- it's ruined- MOMS PHOTOS

[@itsrhodey]

*9 month old Josh:* U-U-U... *His parents:* OMG HIS FIRST WORDS *9 month old Josh:* Ugandan Knuckles

[@UrPPhard]

*Y E E T T H E C H I L D*

[@pigeondamigion569]

Ugandan knuckles ps4 reboot

[@toxikalm]

Rick Sánchez

[@MaterialObserver3956]

Robots are gonna watch these vida in a hundred years from now and be like "We were created by THESE people"

[@CrystalTheErudite]

“ *Get off, get off, Get off, get off, get off! **_Sweaty try-hard, sweaty try-hard, sweaty try-hard_* “

[@MrTheil]

Erudite of Stupidity *I peed I peed on my computer I peed I didn’t have anywhere to go I peed my computer is ruined* *Moms photos moms photos moms photos*

[@Jdozjsnwj783]

Carson: *connects two cables together* "I made an open circuit" Also Carson did nothing wrong :)

[@gamer-bp6ig]

ugondun nuckles

[@josephsmith3961]

9:06 “My name is William Science” Such an underrated line

[@timothykock6799]

How so?

[@TheNervousMedic]

Josh sounds like a translator going haywire

[@novaxlii901]

A LittleDaisy I honestly thought it was a bot or something saying it

[@user-fs3tu4ry3t]

Yes he speaks in a monotone voice which is so funny

[@MrTheil]

More like a lagging Source Engine game

[@mung5502]

Remember Carson don't say the gamer word while streaming

[@danneuwirth8715]

@Warspite noooooooooooooooo

[@wiktobo]

TheEvilHD excuse me sir where is your Nword pass?

[@Shadow6OO]

Gamer is our word, they can use Gamma though.

[@mung5502]

@@TheAnalatheist the n word pal

[@synccd_4341]

mista has 444 likes

[@Jelly4Telly]

Josh is literally the epitome of text-to-speech in an IRL livestream

[@GarrillaGal]

this sense of humor is killing me slowly i just said bruh at least 80 times in public like an idiot

[@airdnis]

Lyrics: Gotta get the groceries Gross Gross Gross Groceries

[@daydreamcon6343]

airdnis *G O D I S D E A D*

[@MrTheil]

U-U-U-Ugandan Knuckles

[@menacingthinker4322]

DU-DU-DU DDDD DUEL

[@InsanePigeon]

My phone only has 1 number and it is the Ghostbusters. What's their number? 3-

[@ReiAkaris]

carson: "josh say "minecon" in a funny voice" josh: *"miEEIIINNKaaUUUWWNNN"*

[@crunchtime5102]

"that wasn't funny"

[@frostboltcaster448]

don't let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer's table

[@aarontheperson6867]

this was a good one, but you should have built it up

[@xaffywalk7841]

don’t let this video distract you from the fact that despite making up 13% of the population

[@landondiogo3434]

Emp lemon is this your alt account

[@quantumblur_3145]

With God as my witness, he is broken in half

[@NoTalkyTalky]

Josh and Carson are such a perfect comedic duo, I wish to see more of their interactions some day Please come back big neck man, we really miss you

[@crusherconi]

“Aksually is raiding with 106 people” U U U GANDAN UGANDAN KNUCKLES

[@VoidHxnter]

2:52 don’t mind me just going to vacuum my room real quick

[@unfunnyfemale5317]

My mom at seven in the morning

[@casualbananas7986]

such an underrated comment

[@michaelroy6630]

What I wouldn't give to watch Jawsh's facial expressions throughout this entire video

[@duncansalyer2999]

That would have been so good

[@champy4343]

._.

[@quantumblauthor7300]

What facial expressions?

[@matthewweinhold8480]

At 2:51 slow the speed of the video down to 0.25% and enjoy.

[@Sykronium]

?

[@xSoporific1]

Shlam 272 LMAOOOOOO

[@musi-gamp2097]

Lmaoo

[@sspooky7096]

*W H E E Z E*

[@ratman136]

Shlam 272 a machine powering up is carson’s laugh ha.ha epicness

[@almedat2694]

I was fucking angry and depressed like 10 minutes ago, thank u carson, very cool and keep up the great work.

[@MommyJoolya]

Wow! Cant believe you would use such language on this channel. Ill tell the teacher.

[@almedat2694]

@@MommyJoolya Hahaha, stop xD

[@shadowmanray4736]

"Methinks you lie." "Methinks you have the fat." Savage.

[@fakeimpulse1384]

The title is giving me back memories of Carson banging his head on the desk.

[@Traversky433]

This is a weird Minecraft texture pack

[@chxsek]

It's 4k

[@imbadatusernames3304]

Unreal engine

[@bruv.8537]

its a shader

[@lillianseneca6509]

It’s limited edition that’s why

[@BRO-io8ve]

bUt It'S hUmAn FaLl FlAt StUpId SmH

[@rustydusty7339]

3:42 i was literally chonkig on my teasrs from laughter

[@br_dlee]

I don't think I've been so emotionally drained from a video until now

[@formalityswand2230]

The best part of the video is from 1:35 - the rest of the video. Josh is great.

[@borbleborb4586]

I’m gonna miss moments like this EDIT: HE’S BACK, MADAFUKKAS!!!

[@fordunfocus]

Who won't?

[@alfiefenton8179]

hes gonna come back hes gonna come back hes gonna come back im very excited

[@krono6606]

@@alfiefenton8179 i really hope his friends forgive him and reunite... it would be the best

[@ncaa12cfb92]

@@krono6606 jawsh did a q/a and it’s not gonna happen

[@krono6606]

@@ncaa12cfb92 i know.... and it makes me sad, but i would just love for them to forgive him

[@micriis]

Low Key the funniest shit i ever saw. Such a bruh moment

[@RockingNZ]

At 9:56 Carson and his buds land on the d. Thank you Carson for that attention to detail.

[@tokki3149]

my humor has changed so much since this came out i feel like, but its just so comforting to come back to this and have a laugh after a really shitty day at work :,) i remember the first time seeing these streams/vids i was with friends and we laughed so hard we cried

[@liamtitan5598]

This used to be my favorite video. Haven’t seen it in years. Came back to try and recall the good times. Man I miss how it was back then

[@immigrant4556]

Carson lost 1 brain cell mining diamonds in minecraft

[@kyladoodles8302]

you gain brain cells while mining diamonds

[@beepboop8751]

I lost two mining Brown brick

[@mon-6166]

I come back to this video at least twice a day just to hear the "u-u-uuu-u ugandan knuckles" part and laugh

[@JaxonianRex]

Your humor is currently helping me through relationship troubles, love you man, I hope you never change❤️

[@Bellevolence_]

This aged well

[@jeffery9543]

Every time I rewatch this video I'm crying by the end of it oml.

[@kiwimpediment8911]

Carson: I'm all alone Josh: Your mom's house

[@Zetiva]

Still one of the funniest videos I've ever watched

[@Jay-kx5wf]

I don't know if I lost them or gained braincells but *NuT bAlL*

[@iburic.]

Not to be racist or anything, but asian peopl- 2:52

[@prod.sevenlives]

Underrated comment of all time

[@Pete-TsD]

It’s not funny

[@heyyou9472]

@@Pete-TsD 2:59

[@Pete-TsD]

Vertix no I’m just annoyed that some ignorant pussy thinks he’s funny

[@clutch_banana]

HU-ARMY Fam you’re subbed to him. It very much is funny you just get butthurt over a joke

[@Dantino_69]

still laughing my ass off....five years later

[@notjacob2589]

I can physically feel my braincells slowly dying

[@SomeGuy-hh7te]

I've watched this like 10 times and it's still just as funny

[@plasticshorts6972]

This is the only Carson video I revisit periodically; it is the perfect mix of chaos, tomfoolery and purely ludicrous behavior that always cracks me up. Jawsh's improv is the

[@davnet5247]

i.4cdn.org/gif/1609135638661.webm

[@quantumblur_3145]

This is honestly

[@thesirwilliam]

jawsh havin' a stroke

[@Alex-vr9zs]

I'm in an intense feeling of deep affection with this visual aid for my glimmers.

[@HemrroidHaver]

“How do you know the author of Frankenstein” “F R A N K”

[@crisperstorm]

3:43 "I don't know what's going on" Same, TotallyUnoriginalUsername, same

[@seanjones7250]

“100% of elevator related deaths happen on an elevator.”

[@d4h836]

Frank

[@a76y]

i love it when jawsh carries the comedy in a carson video. this and the gta v video are golden classics.

[@dylanharris1440]

josh in this video made me feel like i was having a stroke

[@basilisk5040]

2:23 he sounds like the number 15 guy

[@Cobbsterner]

He doesn't, he really doesn't...

[@eltonj888]

Basilisk You mean Chills?

[@friedpixel7517]

2:59 "Get off get off get off get off get off, sweaty tryhard sweaty tryhard sweaty tryhard"

[@pinkmira3567]

2:52 what a wonderful sound

[@d4h836]

Vacuum

[@defectivepikachu4582]

I feel like as i watch Crasons videos i gain all the braincells that they lose and let me tell you its a lot.

[@chef9620]

KraZWhale I love watching crason

[@catlinalexandra]

Crason is great

[@pyrrehraus6571]

pretty sure it was around 5

[@phlox238]

this is hands down my favorite video on the internet, ive watched it so many times

[@andreshernandez06]

“Congo is where genocide happens.” BELGIUM WOULD LIKE TO KNOW YOUR LOCATION

[@quiteindeed6809]

Now I know how I seem to others after witnessing a person talk at random until it's funny... Feels good man.

[@a__wisp300]

the fact that i've rewatched this video 20 times concerns me

[@txs6976]

6:29 travis is literally an 11 year old, it’s the best

[@goldenbearman2258]

this is by F A R my favorite callmecarsonlive video