The Great Minecraft Toilet Heist

[@Infinite_Archive]

This man went on a massive adventure, negotiated with three hostage takers, waded through an entire conspiracy, spent 40,050 CC, only to have his toilet stolen back. This man went through hell for NOTHING. Truly, a tragedy.

[@PalpatineGaming]

One must imagine Carson happy....

[@SlipperyChicken.]

@@PalpatineGaming He clearly likes it!

[@PalpatineGaming]

@@SlipperyChicken. so true

[@tomsthefish2002]

It's a classic story trope, ya know like in that one book with the fisherman who was trying to catch that big fish written by that one guy.

[@retrorebel6474]

This feels like a series of poltical dramas and negotiations encased entirely within a 20 minute minecraft video and I NEED MORE

[@thelastohioan7145]

Just like simpler times…

[@klavz1224]

Christo's "carson ...... 150k." Line gotta be the hardest shit i ever seen in this godforsaken server

[@HuskyMoment]

I sure hope he gets his toilet back.

[@pabble0085]

Poopy time

[@DaKingKayden]

erm.... skibidi toilet!!!!!!! AHAHHAHHAAHAHHAAHHAAHBBHAHAHHAHHAHAHAHNAHHHGHAHAHHA

[@moriabare4576]

no

[@Cnox04]

shut up

[@AlyxTheProtogen]

​@@DaKingKaydenI'm going to poop in your mouth

[@fenior]

I love how the ransom price was higher than the new toilet price.

[@comeonmang]

I like how he said it was a new house in the beginning. But at the end he reveals it’s, in-fact, old. Really show this stream actually took place over a 10 year long time frame.

[@gavintinoyt]

me everytime quasck speaks: 💤💤💤🛏️🛏️🛏️🥱🥱

[@Cnox04]

can we have some more of knockrotter, he's fucking hilarious

[@aslv]

ONG

[@TanielCoolGuy]

Man, that "Great Minecraft Toilet Heist" sure was "Great."

[@stepanvasak3481]

Man, that "Great Minecraft Toilet Heist" sure was in "Minecraft."

[@EEE-ro5px]

⁠Man, that “Great Minecraft Toilet Heist” sure involved “Toilet.”

[@damaplehound]

Man, that "Great Minecraft Toilet Heist" was truly a "Heist"

[@PomadaGaming]

Man

[@PomadaGaming]

that sure

[@DrKoneko]

I really like this style of video. Leaves a lot of room for chaotic fun.

[@Cypress_tuff418]

longest episode of Weird pictures of toilets yet! Thank you Carson

[@MiniNoahTheWorm]

"Carson... 150 000" is fucking gold

[@AiOinc1]

knockrotter deserves to be in more videos

[@ShatteredExile]

The entire time I thought of revenge even though I wasn't the one who got my toilet stolen...

[@redblu9834]

somehow a better heist plot than every heist movie ever

[@Vacreal9694]

I love Carson's Minecraft toilets, I can feel them flushing inside me

[@LiterallyRyan_Gosling]

This true crime series had me on the edge of my toilet seat

[@awakehopps]

i am a plumber of 0years (just finished the study) and everything that Knockrotter said in this whole video is completely true and real

[@frogpog]

this is the first carson video i've watched in years and i'm glad its just as funny as it always was

[@ChristoGaming01]

Hey guys it’s me, ChristoGaming01.

[@artico_]

WHAT

[@infertileguy]

wow hello ChristoGaming01!

[@musikymanyt6979]

WOW... Hello ChristoGaming01

[@kdej-si4vo]

Hold on, is this ChristoGaming01?

[@sebasg.2709]

give the toitlet

[@GreySlasher63]

Leim Neason of Toilet kidnappings except his particular set of skills is being haggled x30 times the price he originally paid.

[@DeYjo]

20:52 shoutout to the guy who made a copper blangonga from monster hunter. Truly a legend!

[@TBTI]

weird toilets 4.5 is really flushing it down the pipeline! keep up the good flow!

[@doorphobia79]

Need more knockrotter

[@PixaTerra]

14:25 i never got my photo i paid for

[@Tumbleflop]

That house (6:08) seems to MELT youtube's bitrate

[@Crossfade1625]

it melts twitch's bitrate; all the different colours in a tight space annihilates it

[@InternetExplorer-m2u]

Oh god the wall at 4:48 is fucking with the bitrate lol

[@JoshuaR9763]

I feel like I’m watching a mid-season callmecarson sitcom

[@moujou8031]

this is genuinely one my favorite videos ever

[@cornishpasty7853]

Man, that toilet heist was great. Some would say its the greatest toilet heist.

[@Rot_Gaming]

Everything about this video makes me violently angry yet i am still entertained

[@The_Archer-he2ft]

This was pretty funny, you got the wet bandits in the sewer kidnapping random people then you have the wierd science guy with clones who stole the toilet only for your negotiations to be interuppted by some floor goblins who you made dissappear. Only for the goblins to put on disguises and steal the toilet once again

[@JattySkleebs_]

As soon as quacks disappeared my video paused on its own I was just sitting there in silence waiting for something to happen.

[@Cypress_tuff418]

Carson beat me in a dark alley and stuffed me into a black trash bag and threw me into Interstate 95, 10/10 such a silly man

[@mungmemes-]

A big green smile forms on my face when I see carman notification

[@hatsukotaro]

I hope this gets adapted into live action! Such a great story that would resonate with a wide variety of people.

[@Byanislion]

You never told thankful I said hi, what the heck man

[@CallMeCarsonLIVE]

get over it dude.

[@Byanislion]

@@CallMeCarsonLIVE dudey haha

[@wesleyward5901]

This is some of the greatest storytelling to ever bless this planet. Even Shakespeare couldn't write a story with as much of an intriguing, emotional and thought-provoking plot as this.

[@yoshifly2337]

Technically since they've been caught red handed when stealing the toilet a second time they could be taken to court and sued.

[@Tredenix]

I love the part of the video at 4:46 where Carson looked at the wall that transports you back to 2011 KZbin

[@Jrppegg]

This is truly one of the heists of all time

[@morgan2546]

The sequel to "Destroying Toilets in Thief Simulator"

[@sIepless]

carson always makes me flush my toilet

[@cadelestherion]

This was great. Hardest I've laughed in a long time

[@JoshuaAndres]

Are we just gonna ignore Christo built an AI

[@ChristoGaming01]

Most people do ignore that poor AI… 😔

[@JoshuaAndres]

@@ChristoGaming01what does it do?

[@ChristoGaming01]

@@JoshuaAndres AI stuff.

[@aslv]

​@@ChristoGaming01facts

[@cinnamoncat8950]

this is what my dreams feel like when i have to pee.

[@isabellearaindrop]

this episode was exhausting. thank you, carson & co.

[@dtaip]

I couldn't be happier that we got two videos in one week

[@antoniocorona8090]

When I get a computer, the first thing I’ll do is to download Minecraft and join in the SMP server and possibly encounter the shenanigans y’all are doing

[@grave_bane]

This reminded me to go to the bank and invest in creepa coin gobbless

[@Bobdangerzone]

I wish I could poop outside but those dastardly whippersnappers stole it

[@hoitem6500]

What the fuck is going on in any moment of this video

[@kaizergei]

I sure hope the toilet isn’t skibbidi 😂 great video Carson!

[@thecosmicbigsmoke3944]

bro this man just like syphilis

[@Goldiloxz]

I can't believe the robbers stole the toilet twice Truly inhuman

[@hunterepsi]

geez this video really brings me back

[@ghostpants8213]

I enjoyed this content a lot

[@PalpatineGaming]

Perfet thing to watch on my break

[@Nitr0Vintage5541]

I procrastinated my homework to watch this video. I have regret

[@Jonk2014]

Weird pictures of toilets: Great minecraft heist edition

[@Goldiloxz]

How's toilet gonna take a shit now?

[@haazmat]

My man took names straight out of Far Cry 6 for them toilets 💀

[@CrimesYT]

He’s going to hate it

[@Mertly]

This was very frustrating to watch

[@markoz_wolf]

How much money does Carson even have after all of this? Bros money evaporated like zimbabwe dollars

[@ur_fren_noah2642]

This was a very different style of video for Carson but I enjoyed it

[@hilotakenaka]

This is a Greek tragedy

[@mettatonneo1147]

The fascination Carson has with toilets is really weird and I don't understand it

[@OilMaxxer]

this reminds me of simpler times

[@IndiMccraw]

These videos stimulate theta brain wave activity 😴😴😴

[@greninji3593]

One must imagine Carson clearly liking it.

[@htejjke2228]

0:00 hold down rewind and you will hear the sans voice

[@rakan1776]

21:12 is my favorite moment

[@finding_mp3]

all this Toilet Hoopla truly reminds me of simpler times.

[@Zedryx69]

Funniest Minecraft Server

[@ZottyLuck]

12:48 you can’t just ignore Jotaro like that

[@bestusername1074]

The greatest heist of All Time

[@ChaseMayProductions]

This video should be renamed to “The Toilet Odyssey”

[@Yesman137]

Top text; Don't forget Bottom text; Your purpose

[@hunterepsi]

wow this truly reminds me of the good old days

[@v.n.ofishmaster6168]

Can’t Believe the toilet seller called one of his toilets “The Handsome.”

[@mud6760]

Hey, it’s him, ChristoGaming01

[@NomadKolibria]

A modern tragedy

[@itstreestand]

Oh ye, I remember watching this lmao

[@whehw8511]

This happened to me once in real life

[@greattitan371]

This reminds me a lot of

[@JeremiahCornswab]

whos house is that to the right of knockrotters toilet tower, im interested in that house

[@YouNoob573]

21:03 *Willem Dafoe looking up meme*

[@spoonman1717]

This video makes me feel things.

[@dairycream5]

Damn. That really was one of the toilet heist's of all time

[@Ryhon]

500 diamonds for a toilet that can be stolen so easily? I don't think the material are even worth 1 diamond, let alone the cost of the claim

[@KLBR_42665]

fucking 7 minutes and 17 seconds in and it feels like an hour has passed

[@stevenpaulboii]

the toilet empire.

[@Jacksynth]

DreamSMP could never.

[@thedenseone6443]

my soul cant take much more

[@FeeshUnofficial]

I sure do love displacement of wealth

[@gracklepolp0534]

who else here cuz of coronavirus

[@InternetExplorer-m2u]

wow that sure was a toilet

[@loggerT123]

If he doesn't get the toilet back I unsubscribe

[@HarrenTonderen]

can't have shit in Detroit, literally 😔