More Modded Teardown Chaos - VOD

[@TheGoofierGoober]

i enjoy the bits between your words

[@HuskyMoment]

he was on time i think

[@catalyzd]

was he really

[@randomperson-kx6mv]

Not on my clock

[@baskinthefirst]

@@randomperson-kx6mv not on my watch… get it? like soldier 76’s voice line from overwatch? haha. (this is a reference to callmecarson’s overwatch pun videos)

[@leechion2933]

Please for the love of god make this man upgrade his graphics card. Man is runnin his pc with belly button lint and crusty shampoo

[@ChristoGaming01]

I watched like the first hour of this live. Kinda hyped for the rest of the stream. (I fell asleep last night)

[@ChristoGaming01]

Holy crap… They hit the Vatican…

[@milopk11]

i fucking cried when the meteors started hitting the vatican Three people died, and all bees are dead.

[@gooper3644]

Two sentence horror stories

[@kirideairby]

7:12 The moment I knew this vod was gonna be good

[@pxncil4430]

thank god i was watching the vod on twitch and got 9 ads so i quit

[@Wappl26]

Second person today besides me to rock the wapple pfp, what is going on

[@kirideairby]

Showing this vod to my grandma and telling her its the news

[@TheLegendOfZeldaTearsOfKingdom]

So, I was buying groceries for my Grandmother yesterday and at the store I saw something… strange. There was this guy who had this cart FULL with cartons of milk, like he must’ve bought every milk carton the store had. I didn’t know why someone would ever want that much milk, but I just assumed he had his reasons or whatever. The really strange part though was I couldn’t shake the feeling I’d seen that guy before. His face… it looked so familiar. That’s when a thought crossed my mind, was that CallMeCarson? I walked over to him, and I said hi. Yup, turns out, that was indeed Carson. I was really excited to meet him, but I didn’t want to take too much of his time. He seemed tired, and he kept checking behind his back. I asked him what was wrong, and he said he was trying to find ‘something’, fair enough. I got a picture with him and was about to leave, I had to get Grandma her groceries after all. But suddenly Carson grabbed my arm, I pulled back but he wouldn’t let go. “Where are you going?” He asked me, his face right in front of mine, his breathing tense. I told him, trying to play it cool, that I was going to my Grandmothers home. He let go of my arm and smiled “Oh, I’ll come too.” He laughed… I was caught off guard, I tried to object but… I don’t know what happened next… did I zone out? I just remember entering my Grandmothers house with Him trailing behind. Carson entered behind me and he sniffed the air. He noticed me looking and glared. Did I zone out again? I- I must’ve, I remember Carson talking with my Grandmother, they seemed to get along, as she seemed to enjoy the bits he kept doing with her. Eventually I and Carson sat at opposite sides of the dinner table. My Grandmother brought out the dumplings she had made, Carson seemed offended at this and he commented “Dumplings? Really? Do you not know who I am?” then he excused himself. It took a while for him to return, I actually assumed he had left. Eventually however he did return. He brought with him two cartons of milk, before I could react he then raised the two cartons above his head and he began pouring milk all over his body, he cackled as he was engulfed by milk. I was frozen, my Grandmother got up screaming and she tried to stop this deranged man but Carson threw a carton of milk at her head causing her to collapse onto the ground. I couldn’t move, I couldn’t do anything. Carson stared at me. It felt as if he was staring through my eyes. He tore off his shirt, and holes began to form in his skin, from within came hundreds of bees, that began swarming around the milk covered Carson. Then he screeched “CHARGE MY CHILDREN, ATTACK THE VESSEL, AND CLAIM IT AS OURS!” I felt the bees surround me and I passed out. I awoke after what felt like an eternity of nightmares outside a church, laying on a patch of mud. I’ve never felt the same since that night… I keep seeing Carson’s face in the corner of my vision… and when I see milk… I keep getting these… urges…

[@9dum]

thatd coo coo crazy man

[@jco_sfm]

i dont believe you

[@OvenGlobalDomination]

"Goodnight apple." was the best and u cant convince me otherwise

[@baskinthefirst]

i was laughing so hard my stomach was hurting during the rapture at the vatican

[@bluebunnexyt]

41:40 Hungarian jumpscare ("it looks like the apple bit off a bit more than it could chew") (edit: the apple was the one biting lol)

[@celestialCynthian]

The first time he killed the frog, I almost cried.

[@epilouge1]

you literally made yappers for these streams and didnt use them, why do we support this guy?

[@gooper3644]

I don’t, I pray for his downfall every night. I simply watch the streams so that I can see if my spells and chants are having any effect.

[@Madafrn]

How do you move on from the last pope going mad with power and shattering the Vatican's holy veil that kept us from the day of reckoning.

[@DaanNull]

This vod has a different vibe

[@im_always_alloy]

That thumbnail goes hard

[@luafish]

get the multiplayer mod

[@rwrunning1813]

T-Rex is no longer in our world wablalablea

[@AxionG59]

Yeah I'll watch anything at this point

[@nesvinxoxo]

I am inevit-apple

[@starslikeknives]

it looks like apple bit a bit more off than it could chew

[@zues5911]

Hey @callmecarson how are u doing on a deeper level

[@wertbe1718]

Destruction

[@Oi_Gohan]

9:03 chernobyl

[@lucardio3377]

i Eated human flesh

[@AxionG59]

Fuck yeah

[@shallybones9422]

wait. jimmy carter is dead?

[@ĪĪMizumiĪĪ]

Not apple box, apple crates

[@leechion2933]

Dude.... Can you start a fundraiser, just for a better graphics card? Like please. I know you want to donate to charity, but this is something work related. You need a better pc

[@rwrunning1813]

2:01:07

[@jjjokeyyy]

you were not on time

[@BurpleGuy]

Gay

[@9dum]

HOLY SHIT THE QUEEN DIED