I completed GTA San Andreas definitive edition so you don't have to

[@CallMeKevin]

Thank you so much for all the birthday wishes, I am old now!

[@campbellgelston-swain7035]

Kevin I have watched your videos for years now, and they never fail to make me laugh. Hope you had a good birthday!

[@scarface1-phoenix38]

Hey how you doing?

[@krishnarjunar2724]

Happy Birthday Kevin

[@itisarrow8253]

older* you were old before my man 🎉

[@Skippercarlos5]

Happy Birthday Kevin! Remember, you’re only as old as you act! Or feel. Probably both. Anyways, go celebrate! Thanks for making such great content for us!

[@Terminator-fy7oj]

Kevin really puts his mental health on the line for all of us. Thanks Kevin!

[@lemolea9571]

Really? I love kevin but... he does have just about the easiest job in the world (plus amazing pay). Can't imagine there's much mental strain in playing games for a living and having thousands admire you for it...

[@Terminator-fy7oj]

​@@lemolea9571 I was just making a joke about how buggy this game was

[@Maxclayton525]

I’m the 400 like

[@booostedf350_2]

@@lemolea9571yeah this didn’t age well …

[@berkaycobanoglu6868]

Happy late birthday, Kevin. I hope you are okay. Thanks for sharing amazing contents with us. You are doing a great job, and we appreciate it.❤

[@WhenYoureAround]

Kevin's the only person I know who can make an hour of game play as entertaining as he does. 😌

[@gladfridge]

Happy late Birthday Kevin!! I hope you had a great day and took a break from all the work you’ve been doing. Thank you so much for everything you have done for me and the community in general. It’s no question that you’ve had a great impact on those who watch you. In the comment section of every video or the chat of each stream, there’s at least one person saying how much your content has helped them through hard times. There have been many times where I feel I’m at my lowest and can’t get myself out of my own head. Whenever I feel this way, I watch a few minutes of your videos or streams and am instantly smiling again. It sounds silly, but you’re the only one that can distract me and make me feel better. Your kindness and sincerity has formed a safe space for the community. I’ve been watching your content for the past five or so years and you’ve become not only a support but a friend. I wish you all the best in the future! I hope you keep pursuing your music. Your covers are incredibly good and professional sounding. Not only that, your singing voice is amazingly beautiful and you’ve only been getting better and better. I hope you’re still considering voice acting too because it seemed like something you were interested in and you’d also be great at it! Sorry for the long message but I just felt I should thank you for all you’ve done. Have a great birthday weekend and take care of yourself! :)

[@Chilli_Tea]

parasocial

[@gladfridge]

@@Chilli_Tea please I'm not a stalker😭💀

[@Bumafa]

That's a lot to read

[@HoggySklump]

Speaking of birthdays, mine is the 12th

[@gladfridge]

@@HoggySklump happy almost birthday!! :)

[@jerrytriplet1478]

I agree with Kevin, the most annoying things about the old games were getting to the end of the mission, dying, and having to restart the whole feckin mission, the checkpoints are the only reason I play the definitive edition. Also, Happy belated Birthday Kevin

[@missionofsin3360]

The funny thing is while it typically sucks, End of the Line(the final mission) actually does have checkpoints in the original with them, they did this by making it three seperate missions in the files, Part 1 is the start and ends when you kill Smoke and the second part is when your escaping the Crack Palace and the third is when Tenpenny gets into the Fire Truck, It's kind of intriguing honestly at how they set it up this way.

[@jerrytriplet1478]

@@missionofsin3360 I honestly don't remember that but I'll take your word for it, still though if you die on any of the floors on the crack palace the entire mission gets restarted though. I also can't see why they didn't set up more of the longer missions like this.

[@missionofsin3360]

@@jerrytriplet1478 If you look at anyone doing a Rainbowmizer run with the Mission Randomizer it can pull all 3 parts individually, But yeah if you die on the way to killing Smoke then you do have to restart as that's Part 1 which ends after you kill Smoke. My only theory for why they didn't setup more like this is that they didn't want to have the player kill Big Smoke twice and kill the vibe of the final mission too much(as I can see having to rekill Big Smoke hurting the effectiveness of his death scene honestly) But, that's mostly just a guess, as i have no clue honestly.

[@amurilloreno]

Weren't the OG Remastered were the one from PS3 era? And they had implemented Checkpoint system as well?

[@tristandavids5305]

i only play it bc the controls actually make sense lol

[@TangibleBelly]

More than one hour of pure Kevin content is truly a blessing!

[@dynanamight]

YES! I was hoping he would complete the game! So glad he did! One of my favorite series of Kevin's to watch. Thank you for your hard work as usual. 🎉

[@mferreiraluiza]

Hey Kev. Happy birthday! I said it in multiple platforms already, but you're honestly the greatest content creator of our time and I feel so lucky to live in the same time as you. All my bad times are healed by watching what you do, all my good times are intensified if you're involved, and you saved me so many times you wouldn't believe it. I wish you the absolute best, and I hope you never feel like you're not doing enough, cause you're far beyond that. Thank you so much for all these years ❤

[@angelicliving]

happy "made it to 30", kevin!! i'm so thankful for all the content you've put out over the years, you're doing something special and amazing

[@joeparedes6974]

I really love CallMeKevin's "series" because by the time he uploads another "part" of one, I've completely forgotten what happened previously in the game leaving me confused for the whole gameplay.

[@DanFields-01]

i love the gta videos from kevin. the editing on this is super nice, the intro was really cool :))) HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN

[@craigyeates1854]

Can’t wait for Kevin to make this game somehow more chaotic than it already is😂

[@fabienmontaner4231]

I’m very unlucky when it comes to injuries. But everytime I’m on recovery I come to your videos and they help me get through my day easier. Thank u Kev. Ur the best

[@iMajoraGaming]

i used to be banned from sharp objects as a child because between the ages of like, 8-12 i got something like 6 sharp object wounds on my hands lmao my favourite kevin-luck tier injury is when i was mauled by a vacuum cleaner and it gave me a surgical level precision cut on my hip that required like 18 stitches nobody believes me when i show them that and tell them a vacuum did it because it looks like a surgery scar that i have on my leg, but when the roombapocalypse happens, i will be the only survivor.

[@TheLibermania]

The gang: *parachutes to secretly invade Mad Doggs home* Every single member: "WOOOOHOOOOO!"

[@Fyshtako]

It is funny that playing the original on PS2 is like 70% as jank, but with it being high resolution and clearer visually and updated controls and such, it just makes all the flaws and weird stuff so much more obvious even without the added buginess and issues with the new port.

[@theamazingcd]

Happy birthday Kev! This video feels like the equivalent of when you'd go to someone's birthday party as a kid and they'd give you a little gift bag lol

[@Lunethex]

23:55 I like how the license plate text floats behind it. Definitive edition indeed.

[@flowerfloc]

yes yes yes!! I remember when this game came out and it was already ruined, can't wait for Kevin to mess it up even more :D

[@Mutttrash]

When i was a kid, playing this game, my disc got scratched. Apparently this damaged the parts necessary for the other regions of the map so i couldn't leave the starting area without the game freezing every time. It's nice to see all the whacky stuff I missed out on and having kevin play it, makes it so much funnier.

[@crazyzada]

I love when Kevin immerses himself in the experience and learns about 90s LA gang wars

[@ThymeHere]

Kevin is the type of guy too get a car just to Crash it 2 minutes later right before falling into the ocean.

[@ninjakateems]

Kevin , you are always so reliable and so hilarious. I swear you have to be one.of.the best content creators on this platform. Happy birthday Kev.

[@bookiwohoo]

i agree with this chicken's sentiment

[@Lobster.Mob.]

I was just rewatching your older Gta vids! This was just what I needed to get through my cleaning, I’ve been blessed by Kevin 💜

[@Kolt461]

59:35 Kevin I think in the Original, if you reached that point and failed, if you come back it will actually trip skip you to the next part of the mission. One of the few trip skips in the game from what I remember.

[@matthewnugent6022]

Not pathetic Kevin for playing this game so I don't have to Your editing skills Excellent edits kevin

[@theobnoxiouslycharming1747]

6:42 in America a lot of big criminal organizations have the property owned by a shell company or stand in of some kind. This is to "protect" them but it also acts as a easy transfer upon death. Basically the owner of the shell company transfer to the new person of the criminal empire and the bills continue to be paid so no issues.

[@ayouxy]

25:46 this looks kinda familiar

[@teph1256]

so many of kevin's problem would have been solved if he knew that crouching make the ak 20 times more deadly

[@RasmusMyKing]

Over 1 hour of kevin playing gta? This is gonna be a good day.

[@marlon0710]

32:05 I guess he doesn't know the age old saying 'don't bring a katana to an RPG fight'

[@ameliastrait]

"... I spawned in at the gambling shop and I feel obligated to put $100000 on Mr Winky" And this is why we love your videos Kevin, never change :)

[@Dd-ue4ct]

Fun fact: the reason Smoke's statue looks different in the crack fortress is that was how he was originally meant to appear. In fact, the cover art for the game has one piece of art where the gang is doing a drive by with both Sweet and Smoke in their original outfits

[@devanshujoeldhali2334]

18:38 because in this mission we are supposed to take chopper

[@Nonekogon]

god i remember vividly making a bunch of saves during the riot part of the story, it was the most chaotic and fun thing in a game and why dont they do it again? having all the npcs go crazy was incredible

[@plaguedoctorjamespainshe6009]

Rule 37 of the hood: no jaywalking

[@plasmaflippy9376]

Oh happy birthday Kevin! With how much you've been making me laugh its the least I can do. I've been bigne watching your gta videos lately, and I'm just SO glad this just came out, just today watched every single modded gta San video lol

[@octayudhistira5761]

Ahhh the classic kevin, loving these GTA videos sm! Happy late birthday!

[@SevenEllen]

I can't wait for Kevin to use Sims 4 For Rent so he can CHARGE mole people for living in his walls.

[@Notpoop906]

That part where you have to take back all the hoods is very frustrating lol. There's no real indication of when you've taken back enough so you either waste time checking in with Sweet after every few hoods you reclaim, or you just soldier on for absolutely ages until you're positive you've claimed enough territory. It's very tedious and it was an even worse experience when I was a child because you weren't even really sure if you were doing the right thing. It's not like the internet was fleshed out with information and available at the glance of your phone screen like it is now. You just had to kind of assume you were doing the right thing.

[@kinkajou23]

For me just the fact they added checkpoints made me wanna buy it (I will as soon as it's on discount)

[@donofdeaths]

I can't explain how much I love the retry checkpoint feature.

[@Ridergeek1]

happy late birthday kevin. thanks for completing this game on behalf of the rest of us

[@thetwisted3rror766]

BIT LIFE HAS A CULT EXPANSION. KEVIN NEEDS TO SEE THIS

[@Tomiply]

The burning police car at 40:07 xD 47:18 Btw, just a tip: When you spam bullets like that, the accuracy goes way down, like insanely down. Short controlled bursts work best, or even one shot at a time sometimes.

[@xMadDonaldx]

Can't think of San Andreas without thinking about Jim Pickens

[@CommentGuyYuh]

9:37 Oh believe me kevin they sure let those things go

[@nerdratmedia]

One of the only people ill watch on KZbin for over an hour. It must be the accent.

[@Brando216]

"There's a hood that needs your help, I'll mark it on your map"

[@dlegobuilder532]

I remember watching you when I was like 9, you are such a great guy I just got a notification seeing your channel and just got flooded with memories, thank you

[@Billboswaggings]

course 😂

[@firenymph13]

The sodeepop killed me every time. Happy birf Kevin! Love yeeeee!

[@Blutteufel]

Kevin never crouching when he shoots is making my skull implode...

[@olivercharles2930]

You crouch when you shoot?

[@Blutteufel]

@@olivercharles2930 You clearly don't understand how the game works...

[@anormalcat6253]

Happy birthday, bossman. I’ve been rewatching a lot of your content lately.. some fond memories watching your stuff pre-covid.

[@DRChupacabrah]

36:56 'Yayy a gang war!' : )

[@tanderson369]

We love you Kevin !!! I love this and I’m sure everyone else here can’t wait for you to play the new sims 4 pack 😂😂

[@gargles5270]

molotov cocktails are my best friend in this game. complete all the firefighter levels (there’s 12) and you’ll be immune to fire and also get like $50k+ for the missions. then i grinded all the tags and it gives you weapon spawns in cj’s house (one of which is the molotovs) so you can quickly max the ammo for those weapons. all tags sprayed also gives grove street families better weapons when they spawn in. the only semi-useful gang member for me has been the ones with deagles lol

[@olivercharles2930]

Completing all the levels is a pain in the ass, especially if you mess up.

[@gargles5270]

@@olivercharles2930 very true, i’ve had several times where i was almost done but couldn’t finish for whatever reason. firefighter levels are imo the easiest to do cause you can shoot the water from a decent distance but ig it all depends on personal preference lol. cop missions are nearly impossible for me to do without racking up hella stars and ultimately having to stop

[@tiegan7158]

2:26 um.. What was that? lol

[@snapesdaboss]

Why is this so HD, I feel like I've put my eyes through the washing mashine

[@FixerFour]

I love how no matter what game, no matter what form it takes... Kevin has TERRIBLE luck in every form of gambling

[@sarminder4357]

I'm glad you're doing full playthroughs even if they're highly edited to show the highlights. Most KZbinrs similar to you would only do the first 5 missions and call it a video then abandon the game

[@jesuschrist194]

Holy shit Kevin!! what is up with you uploading banger after banger recently?? first Oblivion then this, fuck yes!! thank you!! Keep it up man and much love :D

[@artbk]

The real cheesing on this part of the game is stealing a tank from the military base, taking it to your hangar and then bringing it to Grove, and using it for the hood conquering.

[@Knomshabeck]

IM REAL LATE BUT HAPPY BIRTH KEVIN. YOU ARE ALIVE AND CONTINUE TO EXIST

[@crazyguy32100]

Words to the wise, grab a tank and store it in the Grove St. garage. Makes gang wars a cakewalk.

[@subliminal128]

Kevin when I was a kid I too got so annoyed at the gang war bs I literally used a friends older brothers PS2 memory card and just copied his completed game save 😂

[@griffinbastion]

Kevin somehow ending up with less health and ammo after a gang war showed me why they leave so many pickups

[@BennoPuetz]

actually if you had failed on the car chase with tenpenny at the end on the original, you wouldnt have to redo the whole mission. there is actually a checkpoint on that specific mission right when the car chase begins

[@alext6933]

"Let's go get something to eat" "Yeah, I'll have 2 Number 9's, a number 9 large, number 6 with extra dip, number 7, 2 number 45's, one with cheese, and a large soda"

[@slime_boiy]

25:46. KEVIN NO!-

[@romkoshkaryov7450]

Thank you for saving our nerves and nourishing us with your play!!!

[@tylerthompson5859]

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Kevin saying "I probably shouldn't pull up in the hood like that" is absolutely gold! Had me rolling on the floor.

[@Svenmortimer]

Happy Birthday Kevin! Wish you the best. I have a reccomendation for you. I think it would be pretty fun if you played Call Of Duty not the modern warfare series, not the new ones. The Call of Duty from 2003.

[@TheNickjhaight]

Holy fucking shit, "I found another way to cheese it; They respect the chain-link fence." almost killed me. I've had a terrible cough for the last five days and that made me laugh really hard which made me cough even harder; then I coughed/laughed so hard that I couldn't breathe for long enough to feel very lightheaded. DAMN YOU KEVIN FOR BEING SO FUNNY!!!!!

[@TheIrishBosnian]

All ya had to do was follow the dam train CJ.

[@kamala-pn8fy]

happy birthday!!!!!!!! and thanks for gifting us another gta video

[@NoGraphicsGaming]

I have had zero experiences with bugs and glitches and I’ve had the game since day one. It’s not that bad, the internet just loves to bitch.

[@Fl0werjpg]

Kevin is always out here risking his life in these dangerous world’s just so we don’t have to risk ourselves godsend

[@MrBassmann15]

Me when I see a 1 hour video from Kevin: A one hour video? More like Bore Ragnarok. Am I right?

[@beehive447]

Happy Belated Birthday Kevin!! 🎂🥳🎉

[@Ohnothetableits]

Thing is we didn't want Rockstar to make a "definitive edition", WE WANTED A SAN ANDREAS 2!!!!

[@JdT93_]

It woulda been too similar to the first San Andreas. Drugs, guns and gangs with betrayal at the end lol

[@olivercharles2930]

That is called GTA 5. I can't say I ever wanted a san andreas 2 lol

[@Arthiurito]

It's crazy how they just choose to don't correct the lack of atmospheric effects in this game. Just fuck it. Everything looks like a little city model

[@Joshthedemonz]

kevin, i haven’t watched your videos in about 2 years (i have been busy) i have been going through them again and it always makes me happy just as it did than. thank you for making the best videos. i’ve been watching since 2017 :)

[@shauntatroe]

Im from America & idk where u get ur information but u were 100% correct about everything. Lol..

[@sativasavanttv]

Kevin please play Bitlife as they have cult options now🙏🏼

[@birdgirl97_2]

i have so many apps on my ipad help me

[@sativasavanttv]

@@birdgirl97_2 tap and hold onto any app and it should give you some options to edit Home Screen or delete the app. I suggest tapping edit Home Screen and deleting every app you don’t want on there

[@gravitydivide2576]

Is that bloody JAMES WOODS! That voice... It just puts me off always... I am certain its him.

[@HangmanOfficialUploads]

It's funny to me that when Kevin tries to properly play a GTA, he does less damage and commits fewer crimes than when he does a run where he tries to complete them as a law abiding citizen.

[@jcman-lp6lg]

Happy late birthday Kevin, I might not watch your videos much anymore but your videos was what got me and my brother talking again after we stopped talking for a year. I am forever thankful.

[@alexanderbjorner9970]

Happy late birthday Kevin🎉, also can you play pumpkin panic?

[@Quietchick]

Kevin you’ve been voice acting in “the final pin” why on earth you not playing a game in which you voice acted in? I saw the credits 😮 and ppl saying happy bday happy bday man! 🎉🎂🥳🎈🎊🎁

[@gladfridge]

just hearing about this now that's so exciting thanks for sharing! looks like a great game too :) he might not want to make a video on it since it might be awkward interacting with himself in-game. Plus I'm assuming he already knows the entire plot and ending so he might not want to upload smth like that idk. but still super cool!

[@Quietchick]

@@gladfridge of course your welcome, I found out about it thru someone else channel and I was like wow Kevin is in this game no way! I’m happy I could share the news, I never really thought of it that way… you got a point maybe that’s the reason he don’t want to play a game he voice acted in, weather or not the reason just like yourself I’ll always be a fan of Kevin, You have a great day. Take care.

[@gladfridge]

@@Quietchick you have a good day too!!:)

[@AliciaMej]

Shame Cj doesn't say "like a donut" at the end

[@XerxesManifest]

A San Andreas Call Me Kevin video on my birthday, this is possibly the best birthday I have had in years

[@yottabyte1152]

I shifted to a new school earlier this year. It was a boarding school so it was scary having to be away from my parents for so long. I still remember the video I was watching at that time which was the one where you played the game that had you spy on people through security cameras. A lot has changed in my life since then but the only thing that has not is your content. Thank you Kevin

[@RayAkuma]

Thanks, Kevin. I was afraid i had to play this myself, but thanks to you, i don't have to.

[@wars1ck]

I remember when I was a teenager how upset I was when I found out about Big Smoke...it's funny cause the second time you play it it's so bloody obvious hahaha also Kev, you only lose your guns when you're arrested, not when you die :)

[@hjv7121]

26:07 nothing beats the appearance of the classic “oh no no no” line in a Call Me Kevin video 😂

[@gamerfourlife64]

Kevin once again being the mad lad he is taking one for the team

[@brianfortier2]

in America the way you determine who owns a house is biggest gun wins eccept LA

[@KegOfMeat]

Don’t worry Kevin, I always miss the fucking roof when parachuting in too.

[@d_lom9253]

"They were using it as a crack den, but treating it as a crack home." Beautiful

[@rapidraposa7327]

This brought back memories of enemy gang members being stuck around the block, but being unable to reach them because "you are leaving the gang war"