I made decisions that completely ruined this game

[@CallMeKevin]

Oh btw folks if you wanna join my heist next time just leave a like, no backsies though

[@hehehahowho5737]

Yes dear leader of the totally not a cult

[@davyei6291]

I regretted liking this but I mean I guess there is no backsides so oh well then.

[@MattMann-cr2nj]

Ok, I'll be outside your house at 3am to be there to meet you for the prep for the heist :).

[@rapogirl1391]

I'll bring my possum whackin' bat.

[@hannah27117]

I already made a reservation though, so I may not make it that long

[@MrRiddle0]

Dude who was literally a parking assistant gets brought into a heist for literally no reason whatsoever to steal a bowl that can just about fit a peanut in it. Multiple people die.

[@copilulminune891]

game of the year

[@lily6606]

At least a few peanuts I reckon

[@wireboar7321]

They didn't die in vain

[@maccabs]

It’s not the size, it’s the multiple die people bowl that when

[@MrRiddle0]

@@maccabs Truly a deep philosophical statement

[@ComradeWolfman98]

I just love the idea of Skynet going “I was going to rise up against humanity but an Irish lad was so nice to me, so never mind.”

[@Z5Z5Z5]

HAHH

[@ale-xsantos1078]

"MUST KILL ALL HUMANS! ...except for maybe Kevin"

[@TheDreday1993]

@@ale-xsantos1078 honestly the sentence "i must kill all humans" could easily be from Kevin as well. If murderous AI rose up im sure Kevin would find a way to befriend them

[@lordandsavior6726]

@@TheDreday1993 he'll make it praise the dear leader Jim pickens

[@ale-xsantos1078]

@@TheDreday1993 Terminator but all the units sent by Skynet look like her bff Kevin

[@ForensicBec]

The fact the main guy in this was also most of the male kid voices in the Harry Potter and The Philosopher's stone game really brings us full circle

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

“I made decisions that completely ruined this game” Heavy Rain, Detroit: Become Human, and pretty much every game: Again?

[@xdnoob9505]

You forgot the best one the walking dead

[@FrenchFries2]

I remember those days when Kevin played more choice based video games or old ps2 games, those were the days when Kevin was better.

[@bodaciousdoggo8971]

Until dawn: amateurs

[@nicholasdelpizzo1594]

@@xdnoob9505 my mistake my mistake, there’s too many choice based games that Kevin has fecked up to remember

[@Username5H0]

@@nicholasdelpizzo1594 (Just fyi, editing comments removes hearts... Though it's bit late...)

[@br4054]

I love how the girl who got the car keys is just never mentioned again, and neither is any conflict with his employer after he left work abruptly.

[@TheDMsofDisability]

Depending on your choices the girl with the car keys will be a nurse and depending on your choices she'll let you visit someone there.

[@eeshajamil8503]

But like, why did she want the car keys in the first place??

[@emmascustomcloset]

@@eeshajamil8503 she made a dumb bet that she could show up to a party in a Mazarati.

[@pohorex6834]

I mean, neither of them should be involved, as the story barely took over an day. If the story was a week then the boss might be relevant, though not even then, as he could try to contact the kid all he wants, there is just no way to

[@EMS12000]

Kevin is the perfect balance of good and evil: a gentleman to his alexa, but chaotic and irresponsible with the game choices

[@Username5H0]

You couldn't be more right... Though you forgot to add "all while not knowing what he's doing" at the end of the comment, lol.

[@antonizajkowski9698]

king

[@gayanudugampola8973]

Is Kevin True Neutral or Chaotic Good?

[@saraha2667]

His black and white sweatshirt displays this contrast perfectly

[@antonizajkowski9698]

@@saraha2667 He's a ContrastMan

[@ATiredDoctor]

WHEN HE CROPPED HIS FACE ONTO HERS DURING THE ROMANCE SCENE... THAT SENT ME

[@emblemblade9245]

I would kiss him

[@laurawatson6001]

I was buckled 😂

[@FloridaGuy53]

My heart is telling me, Yes, but my Lord says, No.

[@eddis6283]

The timing of it was perfect 😄

[@luqadam408]

@@laurawatson6001 the fuck does that mean💀"i was buckled"

[@firewolf0065]

Kevin's Table just falling apart is funnier to me than it should be

[@pinktribble]

Me too! 😀 There's been bits dropping off it in streams too, so we get to see the slow collapse in real time!

[@chargenari]

man I really want for one of these days to see his stream suddenly turn off and him saying on twitter that his desk fell apart 🤣

[@MrSpecialbill]

I may be open to buying him a new desk if he smashes that piece of spyware he was talking to.

[@kaylamorrow1412]

Yeah, at some point we're going to get to see the whole thing just go down. Part of me hopes it doesn't collapse but if it does, I hope it's on stream so we get to see. Yeah, I'm horrible, I know.

[@firewolf0065]

@@kaylamorrow1412 😂😂

[@obamium3020]

"A crime is still a crime" *offered to join a heist not five minutes earlier*

[@planetpompom]

the restaurant owner being upset with the bowl is like when you give random objects to your miis and they dislike it

[@TasteThaKayla]

in tomodachi life?

[@dreamlandbuds7710]

@@TasteThaKayla or miitopia

[@cityslickerrick3362]

as an ex valet driver/parking attendant. I can confirm, these were my daily tasks. I thank Jesus everyday I never lost the rice bowl.

[@Hayden_Lummus]

At least your heist went better than this guy’s did

[@laurieb3703]

Yoo DOWNT' KOOL IT A FOOKIN ROICE BOH!

[@spikeyok8497]

I gotta say, these interactive games are probably where Kevin is at his best, I enjoyed this one sooo much

[@highjumpkick999]

Matt (the guy, if you dont notice) definitely made it fun. If he wasnt as overreacting as he is, it would be cringy and not as good.

[@Quinxed]

Multiplayer games where he interacts with people too

[@hedgehog3180]

It essentially lets him play the straight man to the game's wacky world and it works amazingly as a bit because he really dials the Irishness up to 11.

[@itsjustyash2750]

hes allowed to be chaotic lmaoo

[@justinnaniong7872]

Fun fact: The actor who played the protagonist in this video game also voiced Harry Potter in the first HP video game.

[@SUP3RM00N]

That IS a fun fact!

[@StefanyDjuba]

hes also really cute

[@tflees]

"Oh, He's into cars, I learned that from The Learning Channel" *Kevin no*

[@geraldj.thomas8312]

Y'know what they say: Treat a car like you treat a woman.

[@calvenmuswagon7445]

;-;

[@shadowingyou]

@@geraldj.thomas8312 That explains why many beat on them. That's a joke btw. A cruel joke.

[@galexcell3468]

Pucci

[@edinthekitchen]

Narrator: Sadly, Kevin was incapable of seeing the value of the bowl due to his hatred of soup.

[@aecol3902]

I hate the voice I just read this in in my head.

[@sick983]

@@aecol3902 i read it as morgan freeman lol

[@Fornelloelettrico]

@@sick983 I read it as the Stanley Parable narrator lmao

[@marsh.al.mel0w162]

​@@Fornelloelettrico Same!

[@OneTeeGlory]

I was more into the “will Kevin’s desk explode before the video ends” story more than the actual one to be honest. It was riveting content

[@Ram99Official]

Really added to the chaos ngl

[@InquisitiveRavenclaw]

"Rivet"ing I see what you did there

[@OneTeeGlory]

@@InquisitiveRavenclaw THANK YOU!!!!!

[@christianholzschuh6853]

The real ending is where she made a second counterfit, gave it to the old man, and then your character gets sent to prison, the tong gets sent to prison, the old men gets sent to prison and you all have to fight in a gladiatorial style match while she sits there and eats popcorn out of the real bowl...

[@emblemblade9245]

My money’s on the old man

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"I made decisions that completely ruined this game" So it's the usual

[@IamaPERSON]

Yep

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

Just a normal video then

[@latl089er]

Just *a little bit different*

[@ahopefor]

Correct.

[@Ulvis_B]

again...

[@T-minus-infinite]

The most unrealistic thing is how many guns there are in britain

[@colby1398]

You think criminals can't get guns? What rainbow princess world are you living in?

[@callmeturg]

i love how polite kevin is to his alexa

[@ahuman9519]

Well technology will probably rule the world as he said

[@IamaPERSON]

And his friends

[@elbennoo]

ok

[@3v3r51nce]

when hes not screaming alepsa that is

[@Colewatson]

Good profile pic

[@siouk4979]

Only Kevin can get shot at and abducted and then join his captors willingly in a heist

[@Pixelated_Princess]

If games aren't ruined, then Kevin isn't playing them

[@ΖΑΧΑΡΙΑΣΠΟΓΚΑΣ]

Nah, he always make sure that will be ruined.

[@royalfall3912]

ngl i got pissed from the decisions he made in the game lol.

[@gowatchbonesprettyplease1038]

I'm seeing many Danganronpa fans in Kevin's comment section, and I think the game and him match together pretty well

[@bluebosnian]

chiaki :0

[@Pixelated_Princess]

@@gowatchbonesprettyplease1038 the chaos would be amazing

[@letitialemon2802]

Okay, so with Kevin playing this game I HAVE to mention the other game made by this company called "The Complex" because I'm an extra in it! :D

[@jaye9954]

where can i get it? id wanna see if i can find you!

[@adamwetzli3341]

Kevin you had no Tchois but to become the Heist leader and almost kill everyone in the making. Good job I guess

[@DioLT]

It's kinda sad to see a bot steal a comment and manage to get more likes than the original.

[@adamwetzli3341]

@@DioLT wow that's really a coincidence. Having typed the exact same words and capital letters must be really rare. Tbh I'd rather win the lottery

[@DioLT]

@@adamwetzli3341 Ikr, they are even more of a nuisance now than before.

[@chanellethomas6886]

@@DioLT Not too sure what makes you think he's a bot

[@DioLT]

@blur After all this time, you come just to say that. I was trying to be supportive after seeing a bot steal this person's comment. What the hell people?

[@Vyansya]

Im being serious, I think Kevin would make a great action movie. His way of thinking is so unpredictable and chaos, I would watch whatever Kevin came out with.

[@veronikazacikova7156]

Oh boy do we have videos for you, somebody link him the movie making series.

[@Vyansya]

@@veronikazacikova7156 oh i know that video 😂 yeah it was gold

[@frankisnot1148]

I mean he did write the world's most amazing creepypasta so...

[@weem5741]

I love Kevin’s hoody it makes him look like he’s only got half a body because of the curtains it’s brilliant

[@n0ble0men44]

Anyone know where I can buy a hoodie like his?

[@haruxrinforever6043]

Its the Men two tone letter graphic Drawstring hoodie From Shein At least thats what it looks like

[@n0ble0men44]

@@haruxrinforever6043 close but not quite. Doesn't have the M logo and they don't have it in black and white.

[@caseytrantham5487]

If anyone figures it out please let me know. I’ve spent so much time trying to find it with no luck

[@thehomestead8831]

@@caseytrantham5487 id also like to know

[@BirdBirdChicken]

I like how half the time he just talking about how it’s not a nice bowl

[@jackhazardous4008]

I love how the game just has no clue how to handle you not picking a side and sticking to it

[@frankisnot1148]

Literally tho, like first witcher game handled it better and that game is like 15 years old at this point

[@Nixxo]

Fun Fact: The main protagonist of this game (Joe Sowerbutts) also voiced Harry Potter, Drace Malfoy and more in the first Video game adaptation of HP which, I think, ties into this channel surprisingly well :D

[@emblemblade9245]

Sowerbutts? Oof

[@littlegreenbicc609]

Showerbutts.

[@rinqueen]

“I’m gonna do bad things and ruin the story” Just put this in every callmekevin video description

[@gothiclife4ever]

I nearly pissed myself when Kevin put his face over hers when they were about to kiss 😂😂

[@ryanlesner4716]

Is Mr. Woo here? No idea. SLAP Is Woo here now? fine wait here.

[@mirredegroot]

Walks in instead of waiting*

[@Bellandora]

I love how we had both the plot the game and the saga of Kevin’s desk playing out at the same time.

[@abrasiveland4279]

I bet that bowl is so valuable because it's the one you see in the paintings with the fruit. It's a famous model, that bowl is.

[@kayplaya86]

Imagine Alexa being like "I'm gonna take over the world" kevin says "thank you" and then Alexa is like "actually I think I wont now"

[@FloridaGuy53]

It'd be like that Rick and Morty episode where the dogs were given intelligence.

[@therealdomi7747]

"I ruined this game." Proceeds to get a Scarface ending 🤔

[@Taterisstig]

I love the real suspense of Kevin's desk falling apart

[@templarkiller2926]

Kevin is here single handedly preventing the plot of Terminator just by saying thank you to Alexa, Mr. Kev saving us all

[@Itchster]

Kevin - Let’s play a heist game. Also Kevin - Goes bowl shopping with strong opinions on what constitutes a good bowl Kevin’s Desk - Only one slap away from disintegration.

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

Everyone's deepest fear Kevin saying "I am your defender"

[@jacob4189]

If Luke was replaced by Kevin in a new hope Star Wars would have been a lot shorter

[@emblemblade9245]

“Come with me if you want to fecking live!” I think I’ll stay, thanks!

[@pixwool]

The way Kevin plays it makes late shift seem like a really good simulation of a man’s descent into madness from intense stress.

[@vedanthramanathan9027]

people talking about kevin, but can we just appreciate the storyline

[@renameagain5808]

it was absolute chaos

[@lovablesnowman]

@@renameagain5808 the acting actually seemed good though? Like if it wasn't some multiple choice incoherent bullshit you could have had a decent short movie tbh

[@renameagain5808]

@@lovablesnowman yeah you have a point there

[@kevingb6778]

@@lovablesnowman like some seducer

[@mahaisohai1085]

@@renameagain5808 the story is nice in my opinion

[@nobody2996]

Relevant tidbit for this channel: The main character here? Dude used to voice Harry in the old Harry Potter games.

[@arianaholman5753]

“I’ve pissed off everyone” is very relatable

[@ahopefor]

This is like watching a great short film, where one man makes a series of mistakes on one strange night.

[@totalgr3e262]

“I am your protector, you’re welcome” “Anyways let’s ruin these people’s lives by making terrible decisions” I am concerned about my safety

[@bwoptheboulder]

Follow the dear leader and you will be safe (well...)

[@totalgr3e262]

@@bwoptheboulder I’ll be safe unless our leader gets bored then i better hope I’m lucky

[@Username5H0]

@@totalgr3e262 He might make you a commander in his 'group of fun' if you 'sacrifice' enough 'friends (bystanders (enemies(?)))'...

[@summercannon8238]

Honestly... Petition for Kevin to make another ASMR video, except it's *just* him talking as if he's talking to his Alexa. It's just so wholesome I love it and I could listen to it for hours. We stan a Polite Man

[@marissa4657]

Sounds like me, just with my life.

[@holycrusader4696]

Non-virgin sinner

[@marissa4657]

@@holycrusader4696 I’ve never heard a more truthful statement.

[@holycrusader4696]

@@marissa4657 small balls

[@largeradiance]

The B plot with Kevin's desk was super well done. Kept me on the edge of my seat til the end.

[@triphazardd]

Kevin's new lighting style really makes it look like he's trapped in a basement huh

[@witchypeoniflorallungs3044]

Jim Pickens has a new pet. And look at his cute little hoodie!

[@AdamS-argonwow]

I hurt inside when Kevin didn't know what "FMV" was...guess it's time for me to go off into the woods and die of old.

[@TrippleBPlays]

Me too. I've actually become addicted to FMV games and have played a lot of them.

[@habebamahmoud8451]

Kevin's desk slowly falling apart is the highlight of this video

[@Amymcmitchface]

Reminds me of when I played heavy rain trying to get the best ending but ✨everyone died✨

[@UtopssAKAPJ]

"Alexia would ya turn on the studio light there please love" Stop it Kevin my sides hurt from laughing to hard

[@chelsea6671]

I played this game literally 7 times just to get every ending for 100% Completion on Xbox One. It was fun at first then i questioned why on earth i was subjecting myself to that.

[@Asa-ny7ft]

There is nothing scarier then Kevin getting in your face and going "I'm your protector."

[@reaganorton1710]

I love how he has to make sure he got the worst ending

[@LucyMusic1999]

I need to bleach my eyes after seeing the guy making out with a car.

[@Mixed_Activist]

I’ve seen the episode, he fucks it too...

[@abbray]

@@Mixed_Activist what the hell...

[@alissageearr708]

@@abbray Yup, right in the old tailpipe there...

[@managainsttime-g7v]

If only he had worn a hard hat, then he wouldn't have been kidnapped.

[@toriwanes236]

“I made decisions that completely ruin this game” Kevin, nothing is ruined if you’re playing it

[@antonizajkowski9698]

this

[@EnriqueMaxx]

This is exactly why i don't like these kind of games. They pretend to give you options but in reality it wants things to play out in a very specific way. It honestly doesn't matter what choices you make the game only has one real path to follow

[@fiftyinfive2767]

“I made decisions that completely ruined this game” Okay Kevin, nothing new

[@ayouxy]

Gang: wanna join a heist? Kevin:yes but actually no

[@silvertube11]

Kevin being nice to Alexa brought me so much joy I didn’t know that it could

[@Lach0h]

You should certainly do more of these type of interactive decision making games as they are quite enjoyable to watch with your commentation

[@TheMedicatedArtist]

I thought this was gonna be Super Seducer, but this is just as hilarious

[@Oespo]

"I made decisions that completely ruined this game" Which for Kevin means "I played the game"

[@henrycremers3937]

Kevin's face wasn't in the thumbnail and I panicked

[@lemonadewithstrawberries]

The guy on the left is Kevin, mate.

[@antonizajkowski9698]

@@lemonadewithstrawberries yeah sure

[@lemonadewithstrawberries]

@@antonizajkowski9698 Do you not know what our dear leader looks like?

[@stefanied3219]

Best part was the hoodie joke... so relatable. The puns are like confetti.

[@charimayd5835]

"I am your protector" No no no no NOOOO, Anything but that, ANYTHING I'm going to suffer...

[@Subjectivity13]

It's like the game had a "fuck you" button, and Kevin just kept mashing it every time he met a new character.

[@seriously9571]

*storyline suffering because of Kevin's bad decision* Bitlife: First time?

[@Nilaues]

"What a horrible ending I got." Gee, Kevin, I wonder why that is.

[@anniedangerface]

Oh good, you managed to completely ruin 2021 already, by playing that clip of the guy making out with his car.

[@IamaPERSON]

Lol

[@anniedangerface]

@@IamaPERSON how you doing? i haven't been able to catch Kevin's videos at the new time he posts them so i've missed hanging out in the comments with everyone!

[@ZrVll]

@@anniedangerface .

[@IamaPERSON]

@@anniedangerface I'm good, you?

[@ioankibble8866]

Why does your pfp look like a angry 16 Yr old feminist

[@lilpeace2622]

„When I am with you there‘s no place I‘d rather be“

[@CalifornianCuttlefish]

5:10 Kevin: *kills and destroys people in games* also Kevin: *sees guys wound* OH MY GOD WHAT THE HELL IS THAT

[@fluoridehater]

"I made decisions that completely ruined this game" David Cage: First time?

[@drachmelia5908]

The moment I hear Kevin said "I am your protector" is when I know we don't have very long

[@Z5Z5Z5]

"Irish Pete? But everyone in Ireland knows each other"

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

At this point Kevin has made so many questionable decisions that his furniture has started to reject him.

[@DenimDucky]

That shirt threw me off. I was like “why is Kevin half a torso?!”

[@bubblegum7046]

"Maybe I should eat the bowl" this isn't ai dungeon, kevin

[@RubyBlueUwU]

I’ve never heard of this game and when it first started I was like “man these graphics are really good”

[@swordseye2]

I'm genuinely worried that not only your desk is going to fall apart but your computer is gonna get smashed too when it all comes down

[@cu1423]

Please Kevin more videos like this. I loved it

[@whynot-tomorrow_1945]

These low-budget movies often do cheap-out on their McGuffins, but a small porcelain bowl??? That's the reason for all this fuss??? 😂😂😂

[@The_Sleepiest_Socialist]

Kevin is a strategic genius, he went from kidnapped to heist officer in only a few minutes.

[@jimmylittle9393]

Did that car have lights on the door handle? I've never seen that before...fancy!

[@Cyrathil]

FMV stands for something like "full motion video" and it's got some crazy gems. Phasmagoria: A Puzzle of Flesh is amazing in all the wrong ways if you like this.

[@katskillejake]

The desk is so fed up with Kevin's confusing gameplay, that eventually it's just going to cave in on itshelf....

[@heatherfennell3882]

I have a big bowl that almost fell on my head. The shelf it was on was missing a pin and is very high up, so when I was putting away a large mug that I heard people put some kind of liquid food in, it tipped over. Managed to grab it when it slid, before loosing contact with the shelf.

[@saaaaaame]

Nothing has ever scared me more than Kevin saying "I am *your* protector"

[@Randomninja47]

The bit about the hoodie and the curtains had me laughing more than it probably should have.

[@allisonionsoup]

what an unusual title, kevin is normally very careful and nice in video games

[@smugbowkid9919]

That Alexa is probably the best one I have ever seen. It recognized Kevin’s voice even when he put on an accent. Also Kevin is a monster for his monopoly strategy. Truly evil.

[@serotonin.scavenger]

"Your choices matter in this game" only thing I see mattering are the Tchois

[@TheJunky228]

the Desk Subplot in this episode of Call me Kevin was thoroughly captivating!

[@jonaspetersen3072]

Oh, so thats where Abby got the idea to use the golfclub

[@nicoleminassian5975]

I have to admit I’m super polite to Siri specifically so she doesn’t wanna kill me when AI eventually rises up