Escapists 2 but I escape in the worst way possible

RT: names a dog after Kevin Kevin: names a clown after RT perfectly balanced, as all things should be

[@SimulationEvolve]

Is that a Jo..spiffing brit reference?

SimulationEvolve it's a reference to Thanos

[@bowlofpasta8846]

What was RT playing when he named his dog Kevin?

[@mynameuhhhleg]

@@bowlofpasta8846 real life

[@centipedes.]

impossibro tv Fable 2, you can have a pet dog and he named his Kevin as a joke

[@lmvdw09]

“I hope this is someone’s first video they found of me.” Kevin, any video of yours would be a confusing and weird first video to watch.

[@Jef_Jingles]

My first was Comedy Night

[@IamaPERSON]

@@Jef_Jingles more like Bore Ragnorok. At least this joke works in this context.

[@_cody_withac7504]

My first was the Sims cult video

[@angelinaxtriana]

mine was the harry potter playstation series, that was a trip

[@ninjaamber]

My first video of Kevin's was Fortnite. I normally never watch Fortnite videos. And I've been here ever since :D

[@BoredMurphy]

"They're all clowns! I know who would fit in! RTGame!" Expected you to say yourself ngl

[@kakahass8845]

@@isak4181 I was about to say the same thing.

[@aiden2734]

His self confidence is going up

[@guaage]

he did say himself?? I’m confused here

[@SomeUsernameSomeoneElseTookIt]

guYS rT gAMe IS a DIFfeReNT pERSOn iDIotS

[@bidoof367]

wait i thought this was jacksepticeye

[@Ghostt_blahaj]

me: lets see what kevins uploaded kevin: VOICE CRACKS me: right then

[@icemanfresh]

Our little bb Kevin has finally hit puberty ♥

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@TT-fv5ro]

Poopy

[@dontdex8221]

Corona virus

[@juansnowgaming5819]

@@AxxLAfriku otherwise, I'll use my alt to self promote

[@milomessing5611]

Hey there friends, my voice is going

[@eriksson2048]

That sucks, friend

[@IamaPERSON]

But hey, it can come back

[@happymilk7433]

Don’t let it escalate

[@Christian-oi7sd]

Sing a sad song as it fades away, for one last beautiful musical

[@Dark-fm7kw]

Lmao you are my friend now

[@dogsrule29295]

WAIT isn’t that Japanese audio from the mr sparkles advert in the Simpsons

[@IamaPERSON]

Congrats on the heart

[@UltraHylia]

And 4:42 is a Simpsons reference as well I think from Simpsons Movie. I never knew Kevin was a Simpsons fan.

[@alfiemitchell3026]

A Google User he steals a few of homer’s jokes but only rarely mentions it ;)

[@sHoKoLaDz]

Да, хлебушек, ты прав

[@marijuanaknowsomething6743]

@@sHoKoLaDz yes?

[@finno5827]

I mean.. I would buy this plushie but I fear it could kill me in my sleep

[@LynnAgain83]

Hey, Finn O. 👋

[@IamaPERSON]

Heyo Finn O. So... Like every plushie ever?

[@Lee-wb5yx]

put it in a glass cage

[@danio6704]

Notice how Kevin is always imagining a scenario of when someone clicks on his video for the first time.

[@vinfogaming5]

When's jimm Pickens Anime coming out I'll watch it

[@IamaPERSON]

That's not gonna happen till April 1st

[@justtommy7161]

@@IamaPERSON I thought it came out on friday the 13th

[@darkchylde7532]

@@IamaPERSON Wait I thought it came out on the 30th of February

[@SketchUT]

Ngl I would genuinely watch that and I’m not even a weeb

[@vapour6334]

“Well, I can turn a coconut into a hat” Me at any job interview

[@BR-ec2ph]

"I've been told by very esteemed sources that this is the true mark of intelligence." "You're hired."

[@hjonkk5032]

Just saying, I desperately want that Jim youtooz, I need him, in combination with the poster, to watch me sleep

[@IamaPERSON]

Yes! Great idea

[@LynnAgain83]

Me too but I'm broke 😭😭😭

[@hjonkk5032]

Free range chikum nuggers we all are, we’re all gonna miss em

[@boolinwam2781]

"Too much risk" There is no risk in selling Jim pickens soft toys kevin. Apart from death. Soft death.

[@siouk4979]

The Jim Pickens doll whispered to me "start painting" guess he plans to lock me in the basement soon

[@seoulsista392]

Kevin I just wanna say I appreciate the work that goes into editing your videos. You could’ve easily just done a straight play through without any edits, but you choose to add edits and cuts that makes your videos a hundred times funnier. You have my style of comedy. I’m sure it takes a while to edit each video, and I wanted to let you know that we appreciate your work!

[@electricspider2267]

You mentioned his amazing editing... but you convieniently left out the obligatory underwater voice muffling...

[@BoredMurphy]

"I need this crowbar to bust RT's kneecaps!" Don't bust your own kneecaps!

[@jackbudi]

It makes sense Jim ended up in jail. He’ll just escape like he did in bitlife.

[@IamaPERSON]

Yes he will

[@decipher2438]

Yes

[@luqy.9806]

Jim go's to jail to see if he can beat his record for breaking out

[@MichaelHill-sg8ks]

RT: Is it ok to name our dog "Kevin"? Kevin: Alright RT, time to mop the floor with you!

[@sarahconner6749]

From Idle Breakout to actual breakout... Kevin had come a long way 😂

[@purplecow3000]

Next time... Luigi gets out of prison by doing nothing

[@willoweloise6036]

Kevin every single intro: "if this is someones first video of me..."😂😂

[@juansnowgaming5819]

@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS then I decided, I should end myself, before I lie again.

[@willoweloise6036]

@@DONTDISLIKEMYVIDEOS what

[@IamaPERSON]

@@willoweloise6036 oh, that's just him acting like his usual inbred self. The second one, is me impersonating him.

[@selobee4831]

@@IamaPERSON wait...so you made an entire yt account with the explicit intention of impersonating another individual yt account?... very interesting indeed

[@IamaPERSON]

@@selobee4831 only to stop him from self promoting. Otherwise, I use this account.

[@honeypxl]

Immediately paused the video to buy the plushie. It will probably end up becoming my toddler's but it was so beautifully cursed I needed it.

[@dumbbugthememe2607]

Kevin "RT belongs In a circus" 2 minutes later "why won't you sell your stuff I thought we were friends" RT *facepalm*

[@IrishSniper136]

Next Episode of the Sims, Jim should just turn up at the house dressed as a clown.

[@wickedbutterfly5201]

@@BengtBagels what about the cursed clown outfit

[@Wandervenn]

Kevin needs to do thos

[@IamCoalfoot]

yes

[@politos73]

0:31 the most cursed thing I've ever seen rigth now

[@awesomeness9824]

Wait until you see 4:11

[@orgashi4932]

Jim pickets plush murders your enemies when you sleep. 10/10 recommended for all cult members

[@xavierf6832]

Every other video starts with Kevin doing something, and then commenting on how if someone new came to the video, they’d immediately leave Never change Kevin

[@IamCoalfoot]

Kevin: "Tic Tacs are just roll on deodorant" RTGame: "what the fuck is wrong with you" Me: *laughs uncontrollably*

[@vidcunttheunbroken4704]

Ah, preparing for your next Bitlife video, I presume?

[@juansnowgaming5819]

I'M BETTER THAN HOW TO BASIC! Execpt inbred

[@milktea5545]

is mole 2 available to talk?

[@ambsalexandersson3753]

THAT PLUSHIE LOOKS SUCH HIGH QUALITY!! PLEASE MAKE MORE, IM GETTING MY UNI MONEY IN SEPTEMBER AND CANT AFFORD IT RN, ILL ACTUALLY CRY IF I CANT GET ONE!!!

[@mariospelopidas6705]

Kevin, how can you do EVERYTHING in "the worst way possible"?

[@jaceclark794]

By following my example

[@IamaPERSON]

Oh hey teen, how's it going?

[@cwovictor3281]

Practice

[@mariospelopidas6705]

@@IamaPERSON There you are! How is life?

[@IamaPERSON]

@@mariospelopidas6705 pretty good, what about your life?

[@bornasinner]

Kevin cutely hugging the doll at 0:48 made me purchase one at the speed of LIGHTING

[@robyle470]

Me: Explaining why I need a Jim Pickens plushie My mum: Wondering why she paid for my college funds My dad: Wondering why he didn't use protection

[@Strype13]

Your parents paid for your college tuition and now you're begging them for a stuffed animal? I'm with your dad on this one.

[@justsomeone2391]

@@Strype13 I thought college funds would be like food and spending money and stuff

[@Geordie_Boy01]

Hugging Jim Pickens is like hugging a lion

[@blankpixel6613]

At 0:36 the background behind the Jim Pickens plush is from a video called "watch this while high" and I know this because I watched it last night. I'm baked rn so when I saw it I was like HOLY SHITTTTT

[@dialamx1]

The best part of the Jim Pickens plushie is trying to explain to visitors why you have a plushie of an elderly man in your house. The roller coaster ride of trying to explain CallMeKevin will make or break your relationship with that person.

[@dumbbugthememe2607]

Kevin is playing this for 2 possible reason 1 so he knows how to get Jim out of jail or 2 so he knows how his slaves could escape and stop those ways

[@sapphireblue4031]

or 3 Jim got bored

[@matmicmarsdog4367]

Job interviewer : so what's your skills that make you unique to the other cliants looking for this very good job Kevin: I can turn coconuts into helmets. Job interviewer: YOUR HIRED

[@WesternCommie]

one day, i would like to know the stats of when people actually left during the coughing arc of the video.

[@CaptainWobbs]

One of my favorite things about the “I bought ____ to find out it was stolen, get rid of it” quest is that I’m pretty sure you can gift it to prisoners or guards and it counts as the quest done. You get paid and you get favorability from whoever you gave it to.

[@egehanyigit1124]

That voice cracked harder than me when Bore Ragnarok

[@sapphireblue4031]

MORE LIKE * scrreeech * Sorry.... MORE LIKE * crack * ......... MORE LIKE *cough cough cough * I give up

[@goobgoobgoob]

Haha Bore Ragnarok

[@giovanac4820]

MORE LIKE BORE RAGNAROK

[@fr0stbit352]

Ok, this is the first video I have watched of this man, this is beautiful

[@tanman9296]

I'm a simple man I see Kevin playing a game I absolutely love so I click to see the worst case scenario. You should play the escapists with your fan base

[@LynnAgain83]

Yes!!!!!

[@IamaPERSON]

Which one?

[@tanman9296]

@@IamaPERSON the second one

[@bronopaly9835]

This is the first video I have found of this man, I have never showed any interest in the escapist on KZbin but just downloaded it yesterday of my Xbox 1X and now I’m scared

[@AhegaoWaifuJuicer]

Me: *waits for kevins upload Me: *finally gets to click on new video Kevin's voice crack: hEy tHerE FrYnd$

[@juansnowgaming5819]

I'm lying of course, I'm WORSE than HowToBasic.

[@c5ys543]

Kevin I hope you’re happy because this is indeed the my first video of you

[@cube_universe6749]

Finally, I can feel like I'm hugging our Dear Leader

[@aliceford3692]

That Jim plushie is cute but no one would listen to me try to explain why I have an old grey man in plushie form especially after i tell them it’s modelled after a sim whose psychopathic tendencies have made him infamous on the internet

[@yerman7820]

Is it just me who realised that Kevin has dear leader clothing for kids

[@TrickyTalon23]

Jim Pickens is the only one who can survive that cannon blast

[@homiekitten6161]

Help the Jim Pickens plushee is choking my stuffed animals

[@Silver-gd9lg]

The way the inmates have to perform for people is kinda like Deadman Wonderland

[@sticksofcelery]

call me a simp all u want but i've been watching kevin for a little over 2 years i think idk but im like 100% copping ur youtooz.. this man(or woman) legit helped me laugh so many bad things away and im so glad n happy u grew so much my child.

[@kirstenc4279]

Those plushies are going to be sold out in a day with a cry for more.

[@andie3071]

Jim Pickens Plushie *I’LL TAKE YOUR ENTIRE STOCK*

[@genesiscda4847]

Kevin, you’re literally perfect.

[@yee5074]

"now i can afford a coconut Does anyo-" *gets hit by a coconut*

[@TallFoxNation]

2:58 threw me off guard, wasn't expecting that joke.

[@TheSpaceman89]

I had a dream lastnight where Kevin walked into my R.E class and said "Hello class, I am your substitute teacher today and my name is Kevin." It felt so real, if only 😔😔

[@kevinteixeira6579]

Was trying to be more wary with how I spent my money recently. But when there are limited amount plushies of the dear leader up for grabs you gotta make some sacrifices. I didnt have a person to sacrifice, so just bought the plushie instead.

[@benjaminfraeyman]

Just ordered my own Pickens!! Now I'll have a real man in the house :)

[@juicebeverage9537]

Everything about watching your videos kevin gives me that little perk of joy whenever you post! Your content is brilliant and your personality is just so naturally fun keep up the great work!

[@BaconDanglers]

So this is what mom means when she says we have jackscepticeye at home.

[@luciaacosta8363]

Hi Kevin! I recently discovered your channel and I've been watching every video since! You're a funny dude that makes me laugh everytime and I'm happy to be part of the Cult now! Keep up the good work 😘

[@azzyazu]

Of course such good merch is for sale when I'm broke XD.

[@asmartgoogleuser3407]

Please do more of the escapist you make such a dull game with lots of potential alot of fun

[@notAlbertbtw]

I have a confession to make. Sometimes when im having trouble sleeping i listen to Kevin's videos as an ASMR. There's just something about his voice and the cries of his victims that helps me sleep at night. Edit: No im not a psychopath thats just how it is

[@seavieu]

Saurus 18 I do this too!! 😌

[@HitoriAisu]

Same! ^_^ ... on that note, I should stop scrolling through comments and properly try to sleep.

[@ShyGuy3101]

I do this all the time, with other youtubers aswell

[@electricspider2267]

The little detail of muffling your voice when underwater... top notch! I've never seen anyone ever do that ever in the history of last night. Content jeanyus!

[@sharkestry1119]

Kevin is training to escape prison playing this in case the cops find his channel

[@jplxfred56]

Man that Jim Pickens doll is great, I’d really love to just hug a old man

[@Bigsolid]

Me: sees jim pickens Also me: my god... its beautiful

[@bluestrike3065]

I would absolutely watch Jim Pickens break out of multiple different prisons

[@pechecomch]

first time in 10000 years that kevin couldn’t say his intro correctly

[@jimothyhasleftthechat2667]

Kevin can you PLEASE play that wii baby Mama game but with Jim Pickens? All you have to do is sew a pocket on the back to hold the remote

[@Adiemeow]

RT Game, "I'm not a funny person" we know Daniel, we know…

[@emoharalampiev1590]

XD

[@IamaPERSON]

Plot twist: it's because he's hilarious

[@Berkeozbeek]

Hey kevin, I would recommend you to play streets of rogue, it's really similair to this game. I think you'd have a blast playing that, and also us by watching you playing the games in the way they're not meant to be played.

[@declanstewart17yearsago35]

Who else ordered a jim plushie literally the second they saw him without any hesitation :D :D

[@itsnotfin]

This is my first video of yours I’ve watched..... I’m in aw

[@coolpersonwhoisntcool7202]

me: *clicks video* kevin: *voice crack*

[@flameguy8025]

It turns out that whoever buys a Jim Pickens Plushie is being invited to the secret mafia gang called Evil Feckers led byJim Pickens himself. The catchphrase is bore ragnarok

[@jackbudi]

That just sounds like Bitlife prison escape with extra steps.

[@pakoussa00]

Am so happy just ordered the Jim Pickens plushie. THANKS KEVIN!!

[@still_your_zelda]

Wait what was the reference with the Jim plushie?

[@idyllwilde281]

i wish the jim plush could squeak. because as minecraft jim said, “the squeaky wheel gets the grease- and boy do i love to squeak.”

[@ian936]

When is the Jim Pickens bible coming out

[@Oli_the_Alien]

Your videos brighten my day. I really do appreciate you making them. Have a good day y'all!

[@peppernwarming6226]

Day 275 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000

[@amsie02]

I want a Jim plushie so badly

[@bionicarmy04]

Day 299 of asking Kevin to play yandere simulator

[@jackbudi]

Yes

[@IamaPERSON]

One more day, and it's 300

[@cyrose6324]

No its a shitty game

[@jackbudi]

@Cy Rose the fact that it’s a shitty game will make it perfect for Kevin though

[@generalbanana1885]

As much as I admire your dedication, Yandere Dev doesn't deserve Kevin Senpai playing his game.

[@SirCheeseEater]

Jim Plush is the baby Kevin had in that one video all grown up

[@nikkiesona]

Day 316 of wishing Kevin a happy birthday everyday. Happy birthday, Kevin.

[@IamaPERSON]

59 days left until you hit 365. It's crazy how far you've come.

[@nikkiesona]

@@IamaPERSON For real, it's so weird that it's almost been a year.

[@IamaPERSON]

@@nikkiesona yeah. What do you plan on doing once you hit 365?

[@bigj2580]

I find it funny that rt game called his dog in his fable series kevin and kevin called the inmate rtgame.

[@finno5827]

That game is just a bad rip off of "Jim pickens basement simulator"

[@jackbudi]

Hey Finn O. Ripoff of Bitlife

[@IamaPERSON]

Heyo Finn O. That's accurate

[@kaylal9790]

Hey Finn O

[@kp735]

I know it’s a little obscure but the background when he held up the Jim Pickens plush is from a music video animated by my favorite animator, Anthony Francisco Schepperd, for the song The Music Scene by Blockhead. It’s amazingly trippy if anyone is interested in that kind of stuff

[@westminsterabbey.6916]

I see that opening sequence to Blockhead’s “Music Scene” video in the background at 0:35 👀 It goes almost unsettlingly well with the image of Jim Pickens being Lion King lifted into the Mr Sparkle theme tune like the glorious disaster that he is. I’ll be honest I didn’t expect to see that combination when I woke up this morning. I feel like I’ve just OD’d on obscure references. (Side note: everyone go watch that music video, it’s a trip.)

[@EntropyPunk]

I really hope Youtooz get in touch with Kevin to release a Jim Pickens Youtooz. I’d buy it so fast.

[@galaxyspottlight2220]

Kevin you are the thing i look forward to when i get out of school. One of best entertainers on youtube.

[@FelipeSilva-yj4hq]

Everytime Kevin says he wanted someone watching his first video of the channel, I wonder how amazing would be to discover the channel all over again

[@philipdahl8727]

The video in the background when Jim Pickens plushie was introduced brings back som scary, trippy memories

[@neenachicken]

I remember seeing one of your Sims videos a few years back and it was the 1st video I've seen from you. I was so confused but I've been watching your videos ever since - every video of yours.

[@connorowens9702]

That video at the beginning was Blockhead-The music scene, and it’s a must watch

[@HerPerfect]

I've been following Kevin since the No Regretz time and after all the time I'm actually starting to think that Past Kevin, Future Kevin and Present Kevin are, in fact, the same people.