I combined my two jobs and it was a terrible experience

[@jgb2958]

Kevin playing a retail game and still manages to bring in among us within 30 seconds He’s too addicted

[@auces7084]

🎵to the madness🎵

[@WeeHammy]

I think its bc he miss's his Peepeepoopoo. (and others of course)

[@auces7084]

@@WeeHammy you hath ruined the song you foolish mortal

[@WeeHammy]

@@auces7084 SORRY MASTER I HAVE BETRAYED THEE!

[@LynnAgain83]

You can't be too addicted to Among us you silly.

[@kippitheclone3078]

I love how he's so persistent with torturing himself with the headphones

[@apollo7557]

He's so brave.

[@ok-ok2]

Idk maybe he likes it

[@annoying5person]

Self harm isn't a joke smh

[@davidmiller2049]

The other stores are selling shoes so that can run away from Kevin’s store.

[@Nervous101]

@@annoying5person in this case it is

[@TheIrishDino]

This man owned a shop before and it does not show

[@Alsarnia]

But he pays his employees well so who are we to complain

[@vadnegru]

Unless he also tortured everyone

[@MeelieMoon]

“Wanna go down to the strip club? I heard they’re selling contraband among us beer!”

[@juliasings6131]

Sounds fun

[@FloridaGuy53]

"Nah, I tried one and, let me tell you, it tastes kinda sus."

[@gabrielv.4358]

Lmao yes

[@Hhagstfun]

The “Hey there friends how’s it going.” Is so soothing

[@jayshorts9552]

Trump tho

[@jayshorts9552]

I meant tru

[@nicandknacksandseans]

“I love middle-aged entitled people shouting at me” Man, I thought I was the only one with that kink. Good to know I’m not alone.

[@jetnebula7915]

no no no no no no no no nO NO NO NO NO NO NO N-

[@crystalores4386]

@@jetnebula7915 a::f

[@cwovictor3281]

"Come on, baby, demand to see my manager" "Honey, I gotta tell you, you've been weird in bed lately"

[@dreska255]

Rule34 Karen

[@fuzzyotterpaws4395]

That's part of the job. You can't just quit or yell at customers if you're getting paid to give a good experience and that's what so many entitled employees don't understand.

[@RosyKitteh]

Extremely fitting Spongebob quote of the day: "You're on register now!" "R-Register?" * explodes *

[@FloridaGuy53]

"So,... This is what I get for working, overtime?" "OVERTIIME!?!"

[@kale1873]

me everyday ...

[@myluckystar33]

Kevin: this is the most confusing UI I’ve ever seen. Also Kevin: Tutorial? No. Every time Kevin. Every time.

[@vaughanmartin7079]

Wish I had a computer, pants and beer store near me. Literally everything I need in life.

[@lucienfortner841]

Well, that's just silly. Nobody needs pants.

[@Carla-wk3mz]

"My two jobs" Cult leader and car magnet?

[@anniedangerface]

Hi Carla!

[@Carla-wk3mz]

@@anniedangerface Hello! How's it going?

[@bidoof367]

car-la? are you the car?

[@Kat-PM]

the way I laughed at “car magnet” 🤭

[@ravewithdave8262]

I love how Call me Kevin just tries to ruin everyone’s lives in every game but somehow makes everyone’s lives better in real life!

[@Erratic_Pulse_0758]

Kevin: owned a store Also Kevin: this is so confusing

[@XxFluffyxX]

Kevin uploading a retail game: Me coming home from my retail job: *interesting*

[@oxymoron02]

My condolences.

[@lucisomma6766]

I love how everything you do, ends with people imprisoned. What a MOOD.

[@christofferohlin1213]

I'm bingewatching your videos to help cool off my anxiety nowadays because i'm having my top surgery in 14 days. Thank you for helping me cope with my nerves, Kevin. You're a wonderful human being.

[@cleetusbartholomew]

i hope your surgery goes well!! 💛💛💛

[@kaipan9174]

@CMS Gaming good luck with the surgery! Once it’s over you’ll feel so much better!

[@quasimodomojo8761]

What a coincidence, I just had mine three weeks ago! It was honestly a breeze, I probably had a harder time getting my wisdom teeth removed. It will be tough the first couple of days but you will push through! Let me know how it goes if you remember to!

[@christofferohlin1213]

@@quasimodomojo8761 Coincidence indeed :D I'm glad to hear yours went so well like that. I hope i can make this through. I'm going to be completely alone through the entire thing since i have no friends or family. I hope i can make it through without any issues whatnot. :')

[@magnusgjevre5865]

Well hope the surgery goes well when the time comes.

[@akaste4413]

i also love combing things that have no hair, thumbnail 🔥

[@VoxyPop518]

Turg has been put in charge of creating the thumbnail, so this is fine

[@TheSnikers111]

Simply, thank you Kevin, for being here, and uploading best videos on YT during these questionable times.

[@helenawidiarini3880]

i am so amazed by kevin's ability to torture npc in every game he played

[@Auridus]

The word "articles" has lost all meaning to me.

[@nicholasbrosseau6035]

I lost my sense of smell once

[@misaspasic4295]

@@nicholasbrosseau6035 interesting

[@Serrifin]

I lost my sense of direction earlier today

[@bronzejourney5784]

I lost my sense of self long ago.

[@lucasskovgaard3526]

I am lost

[@callmeturg]

Kevin, you’re the real hero for working retail. I have no clue how you did it.

[@callmeturg]

@Joan Zuniga hi!

[@thatissobruce7197]

Turg

[@thatissobruce7197]

@Joan Zuniga Turg

[@anniedangerface]

Retail is very hard! I did it for 6 years, but I kind of liked it. I’m the rare breed who enjoys it haha. EXCEPT at Christmas, people turn into demons during Christmastime

[@callmeturg]

@@thatissobruce7197 hello:)

[@lilbluebox1601]

I don't know how Kevin still manages to surprise me when he finds ways to kidnap NPCs in every game

[@liekeseebregts1445]

We thought this was a video without among us, but 30 seconds into the video Kevin proved to us that his addiction of among us grows stronger every single day

[@Viixie]

When that one customer comes in with all 4 staff watching, getting LUSH flashbacks.

[@ps1hagridoufofcharacter]

the 'combing' in the thumbnail gave me a good chuckle and i didnt even realise i needed it thank u

[@felixkalenskyy93]

The oofs at the start of the video when he smacks his headphones on are getting louder and louder...

[@jazzpancake1167]

Kevin: *skips the tutorial* Also Kevin: *surprised he doesn't know how to play the game* Me: *overwhelmed by Deja-vu*

[@clarelg]

Plottwist: Store Man is the new warden at Jim Pickens pris-(sorry) “Gated Community”

[@MerkhVision]

“Gated Community” is a wonderfully hilarious way to put that lol

[@vanjalazarevic6326]

"I wish it were Sims." *still finds a way to trap people in his kni.. I mean computer pants and beer store*

[@ItalianGuy2357]

Love that the thumbnail says combing. Was a bit confused when I got the notification 😂

[@LynnAgain83]

Same 😂

[@therockdwarfmockdwarf1476]

I love how Kevin has a file named an evil montage, the funniest part is he needs 2 of them

[@WanderingChin]

"Combing retail" that job must be pretty hairy

[@marcusdunham8896]

I knew someone would beat me to it.

[@anniedangerface]

I was gonna say, who is gonna tell him 😔

[@Anya_Maru]

Certainly a hair-owing experience

[@XenomorphSlayerGames]

I love whenever Kevin talks about retail scenarios, cuz he’s lived that shit, and he describes it so damn accurately. “I love middle aged entitled folks shouting at me.” Yeah that’s literally straight facts.

[@BigMac87963]

Hey Kevin. Congrats on the success of your channel. I love your videos and watch it all the time

[@captain_awesome2134]

Less than 2 minutes in and Kevin has already made the game a feckin' mess. This is the content I subscribed for!

[@artysocial]

Hey! Just a fan here- I was watching the Detroit streams recently and noticed it was your birthday not too soon after that. Happy birthday Kevin! May the hilarious content keep on coming and have a great day- also remember to take breaks and all that other stuff if needed. Thank you for creating super entertaining content everyday, I like to think it kept me sane during lock down. 🎉🎉

[@catmom8410]

Considering I’m having to go to the disaster known as retail today, this is the video I needed, Kevin

[@nataliesmith9397]

Kevin saying he wasn't gonna serve the guy who whistled at him had very good energy.

[@caseyc3355]

3:15 Kevin will keep anyone hostage, any time, any place

[@baileywoodch2043]

Hey Kevin! I love your content so much it always brightens up my day. Sadly my ex broke up with me a week ago and ive just been binging your among us videos because theyre seriously the only thing getting me through it. You're doing such an amazing job and you definitely make peoples day so much brighter. Keep up the awesome as feck work, and dont forget to stay pale!

[@Tyler-ip7mj]

I feel like Kevin built a maze in his actual retail store back in the day and is trying to subtly tell us that there’s still someone trapped in it

[@Lunamine]

"she'll get paid less" Still gets paid 150 an hour. Hire me Kevin, please.

[@johnjordan3552]

It's in cents

[@oxymoron02]

@@johnjordan3552 What a twist!

[@NotAVeryGoodNickname]

In that world a beer costs 50, so not a great salary

[@Zahraa10215]

After some thought, I think my wage is about 3 beers an hour. Maybe 4. So that matches.

[@justsomeone2391]

@@NotAVeryGoodNickname Thats 3 beers an hour, that’s pretty good pay

[@dynodan896]

Hi kevin, just wanted to let you know that you're amazing and you've helped me through alot with all the laughs you give me, keep up the great work!! :)

[@sreevidya6785]

9:59 "like why do they all need help!?we sell COMPUTER,PANTS AND BEER!" lmao🤣🤣😂

[@WordsFlowMagnetic]

Kevin, if you really think that I'm going to buy that this is a store run by a genuine human person then you're absolutely right. May I partake of some of those fine articles, my good sir?

[@ajrollo1437]

"No one wants to go to a strip club at 7 AM!" Clearly you've never been to Tampa, Florida.

[@Xingaos]

I love how Kevin always tries to kill/keep people hostage, even though that’s not even anywhere close to the theme of the game lmao

[@humlegard-gaming]

Kevin is combining two things: Being epic and being legendary!

[@aliveslice]

Sounds like a Justin Y. comment I wouldn't hate.

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

Poor Kevin, his ears must bee exausted(just like Ron) from all that headphone-putting

[@nghtwng1572]

Honestly! Every night i look forward to Kevin's videos! I'm gauranteed to have 15-20 mins of pure comedy! Its not long but I'm free from my troubles in that time! THANK YOU SO MUCH KEVIN!! 😁💜😁💜

[@theoneandonlydrowlf819]

Everytime Kevin calls me his friend, my heart skips a beat. If only we were actual friends

[@maddied7737]

HAPPY EARLY BIRTHDAY!!! I’m not sure if your gonna upload tomorrow so I just wanted to say, happy birthday!

[@ratlesbian5498]

combining kevin's two favourite things, working retail and among us

[@dutchvanderlinde7729]

I’ve recently god COVID and it absolutely sucks but watching Kevin really helps, thanks Kevin!👍

[@stephaniehanley1016]

This gave me flashbacks to work yesterday. Had a lady ask where something was in my store that’s not in my department. When I told her that’s not my department so I’m not sure, she then said “you must be new.” Tell me why when I told her it’s not my department a few more times she continued to ask how long I’d been working there. Karen’s are annoying 🤣

[@idiotidiot5821]

Yeah it must be really tough to understand where the tires are while working in the shoe section of Walmart...

[@LookAlikeFilm]

8:42 "I don't know why there's a gap in my wall" *"Is Mole2 available to talk?"*

[@icybutterflyqueen]

Oh hey, i made it to the executive producer page!

[@elenawimsey5714]

4:09 as someone who has to read dozens of job applications every day, this is depressingly accurate. The only thing missing is the pile of mail-in applications by people who didn't understand that they need to use the interface on our company's website to apply and the inevitable few people trying to claim they've got degrees /experience they don't really have 🤦‍♀️

[@ashabasha]

I would like a montage of Kevin grunting when he puts his headphones on.

[@someonerandom7528]

HAPPY BIRTHDAY KEVIN!!! [It’s Tuesday in my time zone :) ]

[@coolbeans6312]

Ah so Kevin's concerning addiction to Among Us has made its way into yet another video

[@tourmaline9647]

OMG, I sure hope I wasn't the only one reading "King of Hentai" when Kevin was zooming in on his character in the first seconds of the video. Fecking hell... Especially at 0:46

[@princessmemeulous]

In a month it’s my bday and I asked for head phones just so I can do the snap thing 😂😂

[@HoundstoothBaby]

Kevin: Paints everything purple. Me: "looks like Metro PCS"

[@callmeturg]

Day 109 of telling Kevin that he is beautiful ❤️

[@BlackSmoke-kd1by]

Hes a leng guy uno

[@IamaPERSON]

Noice

[@lia.murf07]

He really is tho not gonna lie

[@callmeturg]

@@lia.murf07 I agree :)

[@callmeturg]

@@IamaPERSON noice

[@GravySD]

"Noone wants to go to the strip club at 7am" First of all Kevin thats an extremely broad accusation.

[@caseyc3355]

KING 👏 OF 👏 RETAIL 👏 Edit: Oh, nevermind. King 👏 of 👏 strip? 👏 club?? 👏

[@iliasjk6407]

I just discovered your channel 5 min ago and all i have to say is i love your content. I don't understand English very well but still your videos are very entertaining to me. Good job and keep making content, you are amazing.

[@mekarano2289]

Day 26 off asking Kevin to roleplay a mafia member in Among us.

[@grunertee3930]

I just want so say, I really laughed throughout the entire video. I mean really laughter, not breathing air out of my nose a little faster than usual. Thanks for that Kevin!

[@peppernwarming6226]

Day 518 of asking Kevin to play Legoland. The game is a rollercoaster tycoon but Lego. It was published in the year 2000

[@VoxyPop518]

Not as big of a maze as Ikea, but so far I haven't been caged in at one so I think Kevin still Best Store Man.

[@tylerromine330]

The first time I’ve ever gotten to one of his videos within 5 minutes of posting, i am complete now

[@fv6652]

Great work on combing retail Kevin! A real hero!

[@smitsonavane6278]

That KEVO badge is the badge of good content and honour like Hey Jude The Beatles ROCK!!!

[@ameaklim]

Cried with laughter. Love the doom maze, and him staring out through the cage at the crying bank manager

[@jordankahl8327]

Store Man is like the male Default except he’s a businessman

[@MattnessLP]

Aw thank you man! I saw this was new on Steam and I was like "Please Kevin play this, please Kevin play this!" As a former retail salesman like you, I do enjoy the odd video game about that job, though to this day nothing comes close to the real nightmare that is Night of the Consumers 😅

[@Abell_lledA]

Narrative of Self is the result of a feedback loop between “Separate Self” & Cosmos ⭕️ Non-Duality

[@thisismark6125]

I don’t know why (I’m lying I know why) but I’ve been laughing throughout this entire video. This is by far one of the best simulators Kevin has played

[@sepiasmith5065]

Kevin completely refusing to take the tutorial makes me laugh and makes me anxious at the same time ahahaha NDHDH HE MADE THE BACKROOMS

[@IARESMART8]

As a retail worker, this is 100% accurate

[@TATiSWEAR]

You didnt do retail. You would know the steps to recieve deliverys. First you unintentionally make the driver wait, then clean a place to put the stuff. Begin unloading it. Stop to get yelled at by the driver. Stop to get yelled at by your boss. Stop to help a customer. Stop because you have unbendable breaks and have to use them or lose them. Stop to get yelled at because you stopped working during break. Stop because the driver leaves yelling with half the delivery and comes back hours later. Go to step 1. Finally unloaded? Stop. If you've made it this far you have unloaded the wrong items.

[@vaalsol]

Some years ago I went to Kevin's retail store in Ireland and they actually had a maze like this! It was fun at first but ive been trapped for 5 years someone help

[@martynawozniak3597]

Kevin, you painted the store my favorite color, it made my day!

[@kyledewitt4941]

My beard attempts to stand up every time he slams those headphones onto his ears.

[@mercy3765]

It's not often I get a notif saying the KZbinr I'm currently binge-watching has just uploaded, but when I do... I am a happy boy

[@Wispa03]

Literally any game with a loan system you know Kevin will abuse it lmao

[@matthewtalbot-paine7977]

They should make it so that some times you find random items abandoned in different parts of the shops like in real retail. A common one is to find nappies abandoned in the beer isle.

[@theskunk6537]

it being a "strip club" gives a whole new meaning to "Staff room"

[@axetheviking6482]

I can imagine Kevin playing this as a mini series, roleplaying that the store is a money-laundering operation for the Cult

[@onefecker4820]

Always exited when a new video from Kevin drops.

[@squidpile]

I have been watching this channel too much. In chemistry, we were looking on our exam. We reached the Bohr model of the atom and I instantly thought “Bohr model? More like BOHR RAGNAROK”

[@AngelJin5799]

Happy Birthday Kevin!!!

[@edwarddelacruz3923]

Finally! I see you upgraded from the DC shoes shirt to Vans. Excellent choice dear leader Kevin!

[@smoothsnailing2161]

looks like a generic mobile store that tried to impersonates a strip club, but that only sells beers and other random product... with no strippers. thats just-- GENIUS!

[@jessicafoster5262]

I work in retail and "middle aged entitled people shouting at me" is a perfect description of my daily life

[@anniedangerface]

“No one wants to go to a strip club at 7am.” Have you not met Jim Pickens?

[@ccharlie25]

this video really made my day thank you so much

[@noterobrine9921]

Imagine going to the "Strip club" with a bunch of Among us posters, but the only thing they sell Is beer, computers and pants, and the store is a very obnoxious pink/purple

[@RissyNicole98]

“We sell computer, pants, and beer. There’s not much to be confused about,” made me laugh so hard I couldn’t breathe. Kevin is a national treasure