L.A. Noire is a lot more funny if you only choose doubt

[@pokesonav]

A: "I didn't kill them" B: "I doubt that" A: "Okay fine, I killed them" B: "I doubt that" A: "wh..what?"

[@adrianscorch]

I don’t know why, but I read this in Chris Griffin’s voice.

[@demetriush21]

A: "wh..what?" B: "I doubt that"

[@hatyyy]

@@demetriush21 i was gonna say that

[@Koronuru]

@@adrianscorch NOw I can't unhear it. lmao

[@danielivanov6083]

"wh..what?" "I doubt that." "B-but..." "Still doubting"

[@taesto3204]

The NPCs yelling "Police!" are not calling for help, but rather they are warning others about Kevin coming.

[@userfromspace8952]

Lmao, this is so accurate XD

[@imphie]

That's how it is irl too

[@sevience1300]

XD ye Kevins the best

[@var6708]

88b8 8 b8ui i i biu bu bi I u b u i ib8i ubi 8 8b ibu8 bu I u ii 8bu i in I binno i ib8i ibu

[@MundaneThingsBackwards]

@@imphie To criminals, ye.

[@hungryaf666]

"I'll send you and your baby to jail" sounds like heaven compared to what happens to Kevin's babies in Sims 2

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4XKl3iEjrJ3hM0 . ...

[@ShinyBuzzwole]

That’s a lot of bots… Eek.

[@pleasedontsub2732]

He absolutely tortured the babies in sims 2

[@kewoshk]

Mmmm barbecue

[@user-ln2go4xp6d]

@@ShinyBuzzwole the bots go into the barbecue

[@metroidman7592]

The best thing to do in the game is always hit lie and then cancel so Cole freaks out on someone and then immediately says I might have made a mistake

[@nthgth]

🤣🤣

[@agiar2000]

Sometimes you gotta shake the tree to see what falls out.

[@justanotheranimeprofilepic]

Funny story, my brother is terrible at the questions so Everytime I would have him hit lie just to see what we are trying to establish

[@jaxsterminator8634]

“You stomped her because you are such a wEAK FUCKING SISTER JACOB” *backs out* “Looks like I made a mistake.”

[@greasyweeb]

Phelps learned he was under Kevin's control and immediately looks down the barrel of his gun, smart man.

[@danield982]

Haha 😅

[@brucesimmons5517]

He was probably thinking "Maybe his gonna pull the trigger accidentally and then I'm gonna be free from this torture"

[@AlqhemyA]

@@jasminesmiths6402 malware bot moment

[@AlqhemyA]

@Ysabela another malware bot

[@Ryan-tq7oi]

He tried to save the civilians from Kevin

[@A_Salty_Fishe]

I need a depression-era crime thriller series featuring an angry genius detective who constantly leaves his partner behind.

[@hawkeye5955]

So basically, Dr. Gregory House.

[@A_Salty_Fishe]

@@hawkeye5955 yes, just replace the patients with crimes, and being sassy to Wilson with abandoning him at the crime scenes

[@vanguardiris3232]

A two-part telly special, where we see the genius detective in the first part and it's a crime thriller, while the second part is the slapstick comedy of the partner scrambling across the city

[@yesIamovereighteen]

"If the baseball bat means nothing I guess I'll go scream at this old man instead" got me really good for some reason. Like, yeah, that IS the logical progression

[@roxannepeypascissurs9929]

The old man’s face though 😂

[@foisopracurtir6389]

@@roxannepeypascissurs9929 "I'm f*&*d, ain't I?"

[@djyanno]

"I don't like physical violence when the person is fighting back." This is my new life quote

[@unib4324]

Kevin and choices with morality I know where this is going

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4XKl3iEjrJ3hM0 . ..

[@unib4324]

@@wellusee688 brother I am Muslim I already saw this

[@IamaPERSON]

@@unib4324 he keeps spamming it

[@oamioxmocliox8082]

;)

[@unib4324]

@@IamaPERSON I know still worth a shot

[@1umbreon4life]

Even in non-driving games, Kevin drives like he's in GTA Chaos Mod

[@lukeplays8244]

True but whats not true is that link

[@lukeplays8244]

@Ysabela stop

[@Hayden_Lummus]

Cause Kevin is chaos

[@mischiefthedegenerateratto7464]

@Ysabela no one cares

[@oistyer]

Kevin got bored being a pacifist in Skyrim and Fallout, so he had to pull out a game where he call scream at children. Great work Kevin

[@breakfast7595]

I mean, he did a business in the sims 2 selling grilled babies so.....

[@ToastBomba]

No he can call "scream at children" in the game duh have you even seen anything about this game smh

[@JustaMomnFamily]

My first video watching him....ummmm that isn't the impression I get. It looks like he loves doubting ppl and running them over 😅

[@foximacentauri7891]

I lost it when Kevin walked up to the bystander and just slapped him across the face and pushed him on the stairs. It’s just so silly to see a policeman doing that for no reason.

[@nthgth]

Slapstick will never not be funny

[@ChildOfAnAndroid]

Policemen do this all the time, lets be honest

[@hmhmhmmmmmm]

actually, its very realistic behavior

[@rednoodleoffate]

Like @@hmhmhmmmmmm said, very realistic. People just casually get murdered like that all the time.

[@dianarojo-jewell6091]

I think what makes it funny too is he’s dressed all 1920s nice with his little suit but then Literal slapstick

[@yourpsychicfriendfredbear]

“L.A. Noire is a lot more funny if you only choose doubt” I doubt that

[@calvindawerecat9995]

HaHaAHaHahhHHAhHhahHahhHH-HHH

[@IamaPERSON]

Ayyyy

[@spicybeantofu]

I doubt this

[@gandalf_thegrey]

And I doubt you.

[@Levi89723]

@@gandalf_thegrey but I doubt you

[@arzamh]

When you realize "I'll send you and your baby to jail" was the correct choice and therefore canon

[@sylmaerie]

Kevin “releasing anger” by hitting people with cars? Sounds like a bit of a coping mechanism to me…

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4XKl3iEjrJ3hM0 ....

[@pandax5359]

Ugh report these spammers

[@pandax5359]

Also... maybe kevin's just reliving his past. He's still possessed by the anger of being hit by a car and now he feels the need to run over others...

[@thelostone7512]

Probably projecting.

[@gandalf_thegrey]

@@thelostone7512 beat me to it haha

[@ob2kenobi388]

"You're a loose cannon, Cole Phelps." "But I'm a damn good cop?" "What? No! You killed 16 people on the drive over here! There's a child trapped under your car as we speak!" "He shouldn't've been playing in the parking garage!" "That's an orphanage!"

[@cori7829]

Kevin: "I try to solve that crime." Also Kevin: "I already killed 10 people."

[@limeslayer5086]

But his crimes are already solved, he knows exactly who did them

[@jacksim5759]

a man's gotta eat, Kevin has to keep himself in business, now there are so many more murders to solve

[@irokosalei5133]

He said solve that crime, not other crimes.

[@Adriaan2005]

The truth has its price...

[@chancecam9397]

This is what that "loose cannon cop that doesn't play by the rules" stereotype would be like in real life

[@placeholder2937]

And also a lot of the cops that do, unfortunately. Turns out they don’t have many rules they have to follow

[@Acquaintance6336]

"who is Ralph!" Obviously the motorcycle riding mouse! How could you forget him, classic Ralph!

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4XKl3iEjrJ3hM0 . ...

[@barbaraduarte7182]

could also be "ralph the darkness"

[@faranarfi2003]

Maybe it's ralph from Detroit become human

[@faranarfi2003]

@Ysabela *BEGONE BOT*

[@kraanz]

@Ysabela Oh, that looks so nice and tempting and not dodgy and nasty at all, I'm talking about the comment alone here, I wasn't stu... I haven't yet clicked on the clearly totally legit link. Oh dear, oh my, just the thought of what eternal bliss awaits me alone, oh boy, I'm so excited.

[@MarkLumsley]

"I'm also helping, I'm just missing; I have poor depth perception!" Brilliant. :')

[@cloud0486]

Geez, the winds there must be hella strong judging from the amount of people being hit by a police car That definitely has nothing to do with the driver, he’s never made a mistake, he’s perfect.

[@cloud0486]

Okay bots that’s cool and all But I don’t remember asking any of you

[@208Concepts]

Classic social commentary, ruined by bots 🤣

[@cloud0486]

@@208Concepts I dunno what else to expect nowadays to be honest lol

[@insertclevernamehere1186]

*"Okay, here's how we do this. You play bad cop and I'll play worse cop."*

[@jimpickensisourwayoflife2126]

RockStar Games: we made this game so you can be a good cop Kevin: I'm just yelling at suspects and just yell at my partner

[@MoreSand12]

Doubt actually used to be "accuse" so that's why Cole is so hostile

[@spicybeantofu]

Yup

[@Prince_of_Dor-lomin]

No doubt was it's own thing. Doubt turned into Bad Cop. Accuse used to be Lie. Before the remaster it was Truth, Doubt, Lie. Now it's Good Cop, Bad Cop, Accuse.

[@ericamborsky3230]

I think I heard somewhere that when they were writing the script, the three buttons they were working off of were "persuade," "coerce" and "accuse"

[@PointsofData]

@@Prince_of_Dor-lomin yeah, I remember often being extremely confused what the difference was, story wise, between doubting and accusing of lying. Because both are doubting...

[@Shibouu59]

@@PointsofData Well, choosing "lie" means you have some collected evidence that you can show to prove that the person is lying. If you don't have any specific evidence to prove they're lying but you still don't believe them for whatever reason, that's what the "doubt" option is for.

[@Super_Panda_BS]

Fun animal fact: Sheep recognize facial expressions and, if you give them a big grin, they’ll smile back.

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4XKl3iEjrJ3hM0 ..

[@pleasedontsub2732]

Thank you

[@kewoshk]

Next time I see a sheep I’ll try. Too bad I live in the city

[@sapphireblue4031]

Really? I have to try that out the next time I see sheep somewhere

[@calvenmuswagon7445]

Awww, i wanna try that

[@80swoodpanel]

Cole emotionlessly staring at the poor little crying through the window absolutely killed me.

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

"L.A Noire is a lot more funny if you only choose doubt" Every game becomes fun to watch when Kevin is playing it

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4XKl3iEjrJ3hM0 ..

[@santiagoramirez2570]

your'e right Arthur

[@kiraoshiro6157]

aw that's sweet but not wholesome because you know...it's Kevin

[@AlphaAlarmClock]

Then you're gonna love Let's Game it Out

[@C937_]

“Over here rusty” sounds like he’s calling for a dog.

[@AGuywhohasGoodTaste]

If any game lets *Kevin* of all people make choices, it’s gonna end in a disaster.

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4XKl3iEjrJ3hM0 . ...

[@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461]

That's facts

[@pleasedontsub2732]

I love seeing Kevin make decisions. Though it may be a disaster, it surely is hilarious

[@shaanhogun2716]

That part where he arrests the girl’s father for murdering her mother and then he just stands in the window staring at the girl alone in the house crying. 😂😂😂

[@revolvingworld2676]

Another job well done for our hero

[@InceRumul]

Nothing complements a high-speed chase like: "A skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop."

[@Sol-cf9ko]

Man the facial expressions in this game tho and the character movements, too good

[@dhareshm6189]

Ikr. I doubt GTA V has this amount of facial expressions.

[@lufetm]

@@dhareshm6189 well if GTA V had those facial expressions for every mission and character, the game would be realised in 2017 instead of 2013

[@lufetm]

The best I ever saw tbh

[@hmhmhmmmmmm]

well i think its necessary for a game like this. they did a really good job

[@michaelc3656]

I agree. The facial expressions especially are top notch.

[@Gabs705]

“I’ve tried nothing and I’m all out of ideas” me trying to do better in school

[@genevievem3670]

"Hi, your mom's dead!" I almost choked on my food.

[@meatloafperfume8218]

its blunt and to the point and does emotional damage to the girl, what's the downside???

[@lucass430]

I love when you play these old rockstar games. May I suggest revisiting Bully. Also, would love to see rdr2 story mode again

[@cheeseisherelive]

Oh my gosh yes Bullyyyyyy

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Rdr2 is not an old rockstar game. Maybe he could revisit rdr1 or do a video on rd revolver!

[@lucass430]

@@Emil_Stoltz that's why there's an also there

[@WidowmakersAss]

He’s done a full playthrough of Bully actually. One of the few games he’s done like that. I don’t think he has a playlist for it but someone else probably made one if you search for it

[@lucass430]

@@WidowmakersAss i've watched it, but it was a while ago, i'd love to see him back at it

[@RockishCola]

This was so much fun, please do more of this. I honestly haven't laughed so hard in such a long time

[@xxhardforcorexx1231]

Finding Jon Cryer in this game was so effing random. It's like finding Charlie Day locked up in a cell in Skyrim.

[@leonrussell9607]

Charlie day is in skyrim?

[@xxhardforcorexx1231]

@@leonrussell9607 No, it's just a reference to what finding Jon Cryer in this game felt like. It was an utter "What the fuck?" moment. I know games are noted for such Easter eggs, but it was the subtlety behind it that threw me off I guess.

[@maxlambie7788]

that would be something to behold

[@kiraoshiro6157]

Kevin: *driving on the sidewalk constantly and screaming at people* KZbin: Ah, he must be playing GTAV! Obvious!

[@blackparademistress1]

Any GTA really lol

[@sugarfreeXcandy]

Well, both are by Rockstar :D

[@setster007]

What? If that happened, it's fixed now. Y'all must've gotten here early, I guess.

[@kiraoshiro6157]

@@setster007 yea that's what it said at first

[@RedFoxtail26]

@@setster007 Still says it for me.

[@warlordofbritannia]

TWENTY-EIGHT STAB WOUN- Wait, wrong detective game

[@kiraoshiro6157]

a game where you play as an android detective in the 1940's would be cool tho

[@justacherry4406]

@@kiraoshiro6157 that sounds like it would be Nick Valentine Simulator

[@zerou6634]

“You parents weren’t happily married were they Michelle?” so accurate

[@EducatedTurtle]

Who's faster, 15:57 or Vidcund coming over to yell at Kevin for using the telescope

[@ShinyBuzzwole]

5:32 Kevin: “Otherwise I’ll have to just go on and play League of Legends and get angry at people there!” “Who in God’s name would want that?” Timing at its finest

[@IveGotTheGoodes]

The way your partner reaches for the handle as you take off had me in stitches

[@colleenglanville8293]

*"I've Tried Nothing, And I'm All Out Of The Ideas."* Lol! 😂😂😂

[@nahte-]

lmaoooo “why is the word abbreviation so long” that had me dying

[@DefenderofFuture]

"I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas" killed me

[@vladbusiness6903]

"Sorry, I'm a cop, I'm allowed DO that" Apparently standards for hiring cops were pretty low back then too

[@smrtfasizmu7242]

@Johnson Blackman now they get paid vacation for murder

[@crypticcrustacean4499]

@Johnson Blackman now they're allowed to murder with zero due process.

[@solarmoth4628]

You could probably just beat up or murder anyone who was poor or nonwhite and face like zero consequences.

[@ripvanwinkler1548]

@@crypticcrustacean4499 I bet you're one of the people who thought George Floyd was an angelic black guy killed by evil pigs and wasn't flailing like a meth fiend when he was being strangled

[@vladbusiness6903]

@@ripvanwinkler1548 I bet you don't flail when strangled, you just take it, maybe even like it

[@OverHeed]

Cole when anybody says anything: *LIES, DECEPTION*

[@7bnzz]

Kevin needs to play more L.A Noire he really finds a way to make any game hilarious 😂😂

[@ayarriba9093]

"I'll send you and your baby to jail" came out of nowhere and I really was not ready 🤣🤣🤣

[@valienpire]

your old LA Noire videos were actually how I found this channel. I was looking for a playthrough of a case I couldn't solve and clicked on a strange Irish dude's video. Next thing I knew I was addicted.

[@homopoluza]

10 years later and facial animation still looks incredible

[@FurryWrecker911]

17:44 In American Law unless there's obvious evidence pointing at someone being a murderer a suspect is allowed to leave interrogation whenever they want. It's considered suspicious if you leave mid-interrogation though, so it's a mental gamble.

[@kevinloesch]

I haven't laughed so hard in a while :D The way he snaps is hilarious even after all these years. Threatening a mother to see her child through steel bars out of nowhere. Classic :D

[@matrixphijr]

5:25 - “Otherwise I’ll have to go out and play League of Legends and get angry at people there.” Bekowsky: “Who in God’s name would want that?”

[@soullessSiIence]

"I have no evidence, I've just been screaming" That broke me 🤣

[@mr.anxiety7567]

Kevin: it's nothing personal-- i just work alone. * he says, as he leaves his partner walk for the 57th time. *

[@JohnDoe-on6ru]

11:56: Cole is like "I need to really get inside the head of this guy if I'm going to solve this one, really think like him..." and he just knocks out a random woman as he walks out of the police station

[@sillypplproductions2]

The irony of "keep LA safe. Drive carefully" after Kevin just ran down a pedestrian

[@nothinghere7391]

Fun LA Noire and Red Dead Redemption fact! From what I know the mechanic working under the car at 5:00 was supposed to be a suspect of some sort, but his role got cut. He's played by Dutch van der Linde's actor - Benjamin Byron Davis. The face model is still there too

[@friedrudibega6384]

I spend more time watching Kevin than actually playing games. Who needs games when you got Kevin?

[@jimmylittle9393]

I do both. I play his streams when I'm gaming so it feels like I have company haha

[@spicybeantofu]

I can't get any new games so I watch em

[@meatloafperfume8218]

@@spicybeantofu you know if you refuse to feed and cloth your girlfriend you would have money for games

[@protogen69]

11:00 I like the sign "Keep L.A. safe. Drive safely" After he just ran over the pedestrian

[@possim6870]

As sad as it sounds, watching Kevin's videos has become the highlight of my day. In the best way possible

[@JesperBooperDooper]

4:14 L.A Noire requires you to read subtle faces cues to tell if someone is lying

[@AlainaWithanA]

I forgot how incredible the facial expressions are in this game! Well, expect that old guy lolol Kinda uncanny valley tho lol

[@gferrol118]

7:58 no no, hes got a point.

[@katiewheeler9212]

Jesus I laughed so hard at this video. Straight up cackling. Thank you for this gift of joy today dear leader!

[@dombagarut2188]

RDR2 maybe one of best that rockstar has made.. But damn that face impression on LA Noire really a top notch

[@EddieOtool]

"There's someone working under this car, and I'm just playing with his tool. This is very uncomfortable." Well... Nobody's forcing you to have "new experiences", if you know what I mean...

[@Immagonko]

15:31 New Detroit: Become Human looking good

[@Kolby3884]

I genuinely laughed my ass off at 8:15 with the slap and shove

[@atomiczombae232]

11:00 "Keep L.A safe. Drive safely" Kevin: hits guy into wall.

[@LacroixboiMarx]

I haven’t laughed this hard at a KZbin video in a very long time.

[@nthgth]

The guy is genuinely hilarious!

[@mikamo4087]

*Finds money on crime scene* Young me: Hmm, this might mean something. Kevin: Oo, money!

[@ewu..]

"I'll send you and your baby to jail" **months later** Prisoner: "what are you in for, kid?" "Wah.."

[@drewcamm7901]

“I’ve tried nothing and im all out of ideas” I felt tht

[@FamusJamus]

What do you call the skeleton king of rock and roll? Pelvis.

[@feckless9986]

I love how he yeets that guy all the way to outer space at 7:24

[@somerandomguyusa7442]

2:30 that face

[@DoctorDeath147]

"LA Noire is a bit more funny if you only use 'doubt'" Me: *Doubt*

[@rise-my-angel]

I don't know why but every single time Kevin drove off without his partner had me laugh way too hard

[@EmmettXIV]

10:11 UNIQUE STUNT JUMP

[@Emil_Stoltz]

Anna: "Sir I promise, I don't know know what happened..." Phelps: "So anyways, I started shouting."

[@HoboHunterRik]

If I'm not mistaken, in most of development the "Doubt" option was actually called the "Intimidate" option which explains why Cole Phelps gets unusually angry when you doubt someone. I think they changed it because it seemed bad for PR if a game about cops was glorifying intimidation tactics but idk

[@JustOneMango]

The only thing I haven't doubted is how funny these videos are

[@spunkinator13]

This is one of the best episodes in a while - I am in tears I'm laughing so hard!!

[@axetheviking6482]

Day 58 of asking Kevin to make a Frostpunk playthrough since he missed out on all the really fun stuff to do like becoming an actual cult leader and making his whole population cannibals.

[@axetheviking6482]

Why do I always get spam on my comments :(

[@angelspiritfoxx]

2:45 My mind thought that he'd slam the table all yell "28 STAB WOUNDS!"

[@serra2059]

The whole leaving partner to walk on foot thing kept reminding me of the seals in Finding Dory, where they keep barking that third one off the rock :'D

[@gainzgoblin5330]

1:45 American police in a nutshell

[@gabescrazy5504]

Being a loud detective makes sense, you shoot, the noise is bad for the ears, you are bad of hearing and you talk loudly when you think you are talking normally

[@realCyng]

Lmao I've never seen the cutscene where the janitor comes in at the end. I guess if you have literally 0 evidence to charge either suspect the game's just like "well... the mission's gotta end somehow"

[@Hannah-rd2il]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/aGmThmxjattrf5I NUEVO CAPITULO POR FAVOR PSRTE 3 NO SEA MALO ULTIMA PARTE ITOWN POR FIIIII

[@thew0rst475]

Kevin I love ur content sm

[@wellusee688]

kzbin.info/www/bejne/r4XKl3iEjrJ3hM0 . ...

[@AtheistPirate]

I'm curious how long you can drive slowly away from your partner before he finally teleports in.

[@jmerkle213]

"a skeleton walks into a bar and orders a beer and a mop." i heard this joke before but it's SO funny holy moly. it's probably my favorite joke ever

[@Dear-Rhiannon]

3:31 "I've tried nothing and I'm all out of ideas!" Just Kevin as usual haha!

[@benknowles9633]

I've figured out how The other detectives travel so fast ..... They have instant transmission no joke... with his anger so high they sense his position because it raises his power level

[@wobbly-tye9532]

Hey Kevin i turned 18 today and wanted to thank you for always brightening up my day when I was down

[@mains3461]

3:00 the reason why Kevin’s character is getting angry all the time

[@ignignoktthemooninite3679]

9:50 I love how your partner just phases through the door lol 😂