I exploited the earth for profit and this happened

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Call Me Kevin

Call Me Kevin

2 жыл бұрын

I exploited the earth for profit and this happened
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@almicc
@almicc 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin: "I need $3 million dollars" Bank: "Last year you made $2 thousand" Kevin: "Yes" Bank: "Paperwork checks out, here you go sir"
@skycaptain95
@skycaptain95 2 жыл бұрын
You don't need both the $ and the word dollars, thousand, etc. You can just say $2,000, 3 million, etc.
@karara5532
@karara5532 2 жыл бұрын
@@skycaptain95 thank you
@Fiemus9
@Fiemus9 2 жыл бұрын
Sounds like banks back I the day honestly
@almicc
@almicc 2 жыл бұрын
@@skycaptain95 thank you
@bollorice7177
@bollorice7177 2 жыл бұрын
pre-2008 banks were crazy
@michaeld3195
@michaeld3195 2 жыл бұрын
I think Kevin heard the "Find oil" part of the game, and missed the part where he had to extract and sell for profit. Hence employing 300 fellow ginger Irishmen to walk around with sticks
@miteshtheanimator3606
@miteshtheanimator3606 2 жыл бұрын
😂
@Gamer5_1.0
@Gamer5_1.0 2 жыл бұрын
what kind of sticks O ============================================== O
@laurieb3703
@laurieb3703 Жыл бұрын
Jim er... Kevin knows exactlyyyy what he's doing
@DignityForAllyt
@DignityForAllyt 2 ай бұрын
I’m a time traveler
@Glisten456
@Glisten456 2 жыл бұрын
"Hey there, friends! Today *we are* exploiting land for profit," Clever Kevin, grouping us all into these schemes to shift blame. Truly a military genius!
@hgrm4310
@hgrm4310 2 жыл бұрын
*military interior design comedy genius
@AgentTasmania
@AgentTasmania 2 жыл бұрын
It's how a lot of scams, frauds, and general schemes go unpunished.
@CatMage1014
@CatMage1014 2 жыл бұрын
The Pickens Family has always notoriously worked well with moles. Most notably in the 1800s with Joshua Pickens who started the tradition by purchasing free range moles to find him oil. Generations later, who would have known those moles would be living in the walls?
@manologamerss5801
@manologamerss5801 Жыл бұрын
The moles have risen within the hierarchy of the family, originally as mere workers and now have reached the ranks of henchmen.
@kubamcmillan3078
@kubamcmillan3078 Жыл бұрын
@@manologamerss5801 and now one is married to dick pickens
@Imnothunt3r
@Imnothunt3r 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin's is so confident that it makes me believe he'll actually d something good (but he just finds a way to feck the game up)
@emmamarie3335
@emmamarie3335 2 жыл бұрын
Wouldn’t be a callmeKevin video without Kevin breaking a game in three minutes of the video😂
@DBswag_
@DBswag_ 2 жыл бұрын
And ending with him going completely bankrupt
@Mizu-AM
@Mizu-AM 2 жыл бұрын
it seriously didn't take him long to make this game in to a normal kevin playthrough
@nickgirdwood3082
@nickgirdwood3082 3 ай бұрын
Do you know what breaking a game means?
@DignityForAllyt
@DignityForAllyt 2 ай бұрын
Meow?
@mk_the_maniac2091
@mk_the_maniac2091 2 жыл бұрын
"I exploited the earth for profit" Kevin do you realize how LITTLE that narrows it down?
@blax140
@blax140 2 жыл бұрын
watching kevin try to play this is like watching a new born try to draw
@miniminer21
@miniminer21 2 жыл бұрын
Tru dat
@dynomar11
@dynomar11 2 жыл бұрын
Only KZbinr with clickbait sounding titles that deliver every time. Love you Kevin. I'm even okay with the occasional red arrow.
@elwaldo8877
@elwaldo8877 2 жыл бұрын
"why am I in the oil business when I should be gambling" Me thinking about all the money Kevin has lost in bit life to gambling
@shadowflamez_revenge9156
@shadowflamez_revenge9156 2 жыл бұрын
I FOUND WALDO
@thesyndicatebruh
@thesyndicatebruh 2 жыл бұрын
@@shadowflamez_revenge9156 good to know?
@idontknoq4813
@idontknoq4813 2 жыл бұрын
Still less than he did in oil!
@AnEnemySpy456
@AnEnemySpy456 2 жыл бұрын
This man actually owned a business at one time.
@DarkSnP
@DarkSnP 2 жыл бұрын
Watching Kevin makes me understand why dad was shouting no at the television.
@mottledbubble
@mottledbubble 2 жыл бұрын
this game is only 6 years old, weird of kevin to play a new game like this
@justanotheranimeprofilepic
@justanotheranimeprofilepic 2 жыл бұрын
I never thought I'd see Kevin play turmoil
@g2timmywonka
@g2timmywonka 2 жыл бұрын
Ain't complaining! This game is great
@monasabbat9733
@monasabbat9733 2 жыл бұрын
It is so painful and so enjoyable to watch at the same time 😄
@justanotheranimeprofilepic
@justanotheranimeprofilepic 2 жыл бұрын
@@monasabbat9733 it's like watching him play papers please. I love it but it's so painful when you know the tricks
@diohyuga6737
@diohyuga6737 2 жыл бұрын
I thought it was oilography
@sociallyundead419
@sociallyundead419 2 жыл бұрын
... IT'S TAKEN ME LITERAL YEARS BUT I FINALLY GET THE GAME TITLE. TURMOIL. TURM. *OIL.* I'm so proud of myself but I feel like I definitely shouldn't be.
@RenneVangr
@RenneVangr 2 жыл бұрын
As usual with games I've got many hours in, this was very very infuriating to watch. Very infuriating. I can't stress this enough.
@theuncalledfor
@theuncalledfor 2 жыл бұрын
As someone who has watched DangerouslyFunny play this same game, I strongly agree even though I have not played this game myself.
@gameboss4469
@gameboss4469 3 ай бұрын
It's meant to be funny tho 😑 and to be played for fun 😑
@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461
@yourlocaljoyandhappiness8461 2 жыл бұрын
"Hey there friends today we're exploiting the earth for profit" Yep, sounds like the start of a normal Kevin video to me
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 2 жыл бұрын
@YeaMan you steal kids too
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 2 жыл бұрын
@Atom you hate Allah and want his churches to be blown up? Stop being stereotypical
@leplep404
@leplep404 2 жыл бұрын
This is one of my favourite games and I have never been this stressed out *ever*. Is this how it feels for everyone else when he plays games they know?
@skizz0phrenia270
@skizz0phrenia270 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! If he plays a game I'm really accustomed to (Payday 2 for example) it irks me to the point where I don't even want to click on a video of his for a few weeks. I always come back tho. Honestly, I think he burns himself out constantly pushing out a new video every day. He needs to slow down, look after himself, maybe like 2-4 videos a week I would be happy with. He really seems to lack cognitive awareness, common sense, and the ability to read and remember a lot of the time, and I hope we can all tell it's not always part of his act.
@rhiannonenright4458
@rhiannonenright4458 2 жыл бұрын
His Dark Souls video the other day hurt me to my core. I loved it.
@amimiami82
@amimiami82 2 жыл бұрын
I have platinumed 3/4 soulsborne games and have 80 something percent ds1. But when i see him play them, even if he doesnt play it the correct way, i dont mind. I watch him to have fun, not to learn something amd therefore being annoyed by his lack of understandment of the game. So ig its up to the person
@verdi7597
@verdi7597 2 жыл бұрын
Can we just appreciate the man with the stick at the beginning? That man is going places
@sarac9424
@sarac9424 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin never learns that bank loans are a one way street to the bottom
@hotteacocoa
@hotteacocoa 2 жыл бұрын
The fact Kevin didn’t say “we’re going to be doing something a little bit different” unnerves me
@jw-06
@jw-06 2 жыл бұрын
the feckin bots get worse every day 😭
@pedrovallefin8406
@pedrovallefin8406 2 жыл бұрын
I mean, it wasnt really "something a little bit diferent". Kevin must be used to getting tons of debt by now.
@davidmcgill1000
@davidmcgill1000 2 жыл бұрын
@@jw-06 at least they make it obvious at a glance. don't even have to read anything with them any more
@TisStilles
@TisStilles 2 жыл бұрын
Why does Kevin always end up gambling in video games? It's becoming a tradition.
@williansiqueira8624
@williansiqueira8624 2 жыл бұрын
Man, kevin hiring a dozen of thoses guys, spilling oil like crazy and getting a huge loan hurt. A lot. I feel personally wronged by it.
@habebamahmoud8451
@habebamahmoud8451 2 жыл бұрын
This felt like a throwback to 2018-2019 Kevin
@MisterKackhaufen
@MisterKackhaufen 2 жыл бұрын
pro tip: Dont eat while watching Kevins videos. He caught me offguard and I spilled my food (3:27). "Oh my god they are already spending their money. They're wreckless" "I would like a bank loan please"
@finnalexander17
@finnalexander17 2 жыл бұрын
I love how kevin refuses to learn the basics of a game and then gets annoyed when he is doing poorly and goes bankrupt
@bobbiesterling574
@bobbiesterling574 2 жыл бұрын
kevin was ahead of the times back when he had molepeople in his walls
@christ3548
@christ3548 2 жыл бұрын
As soon as I saw Kevin starting The Heat Is On after that first run I knew this wasn’t going to end well.
@bigfudge2031
@bigfudge2031 2 жыл бұрын
"Hey Mole, is Mole 2 available to talk?"
@emmamarie3335
@emmamarie3335 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin is a businessman genius
@pacc9116
@pacc9116 2 жыл бұрын
And a military genius
@samuelp.roffman8279
@samuelp.roffman8279 2 жыл бұрын
Discovered this game years ago on steam one summer when I was bored, it’s actually really dope. Glad you are playing it man
@cilliancronin6327
@cilliancronin6327 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin is an oil genius, as well as a gambling genius
@PurpleJamOfficial
@PurpleJamOfficial 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin in any game “i can win that money back by gambling” 😂
@_michelleza
@_michelleza 2 жыл бұрын
honestly having such a shitty day, it’s my first day at a new job and it sucks. I really needed these laughs so thank you Kevin
@jennzuku9528
@jennzuku9528 2 жыл бұрын
you don’t know how happy I am to see you play this game 😂
@griffinsummoner
@griffinsummoner 2 жыл бұрын
In this adventure, Mole 2 is indeed talking, and he's telling you where to dig.
@ProPilotF82
@ProPilotF82 2 жыл бұрын
Bank: ok we’re only gonna give you a little bit of money because we don’t know if we trust you yet. Kevin: Oh you really shouldn’t have!
@markhalver3391
@markhalver3391 2 жыл бұрын
I think you successfully made everyone who has ever played this game before, cringe and look away while you played.
@chaoticentityq9974
@chaoticentityq9974 2 жыл бұрын
Callmekevin is an oil discovering genius
@Fermifire
@Fermifire 2 жыл бұрын
Had a hard day at work today, Kevin made my day a lot better. Thanks dude!
@JimPickensCultist
@JimPickensCultist 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin: *Finds oil* Next day: America invades Ireland to bring capitalism to the potatos.
@auburn_g_art
@auburn_g_art 2 жыл бұрын
gonna tell my kids this is how WW3 started /j
@FloridaGuy53
@FloridaGuy53 2 жыл бұрын
The Day After: Ireland has become the 51st state of the United States after the US Army brought stockpiles upon stockpiles of alcohol and potatoes in exchange for their alliance. The Day After-After: The American Flag is put on the Spire.
@UtopssAKAPJ
@UtopssAKAPJ 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin is so good at the oil business, he's oilright :)
@johnmcgarry3335
@johnmcgarry3335 Жыл бұрын
Kevin. Just wanted to say couple things to ya.....I'm in my 50's, and absolutely love your content! I got my teenage sons into watching also. Just wanted to say, your comedy, ability to improvise, the creativity you have is amazing. Having worked in radio here as a comedy producer, just wanted to share my thoughts...I'm sure you know these things from your sub base and analytics, just want to reaffirm for ya man, you make me laugh every time I watch! You're a talented fella, funny and original. Keep up the great content!
@stevenclark1662
@stevenclark1662 8 ай бұрын
Every game he plays, kevin sees "bank loan" as the "free money" button. And every single game, he ends up as surprised pikachu
@immarissa
@immarissa 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin torturing people & destroying the earth for profit? Normally he just does it for his own amusement.
@rexjolles
@rexjolles 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin with large sums of money never end well in games, we should know that by now
@micahphilson
@micahphilson 2 жыл бұрын
I love playing this game so much. Watching Kevin play it simultaneously fills me with joy and absolute horror!
@salo6724
@salo6724 2 жыл бұрын
Really need this distraction right now, thanks for the entertainment Kevin, I know it'll be a laugh :)
@emmamarie3335
@emmamarie3335 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin creating chaos is what makes me happy in life
@sarac9424
@sarac9424 2 жыл бұрын
He didn't even need to try this time, chaos just follows him
@katejames6892
@katejames6892 2 жыл бұрын
Can't believe I'm this early. Thanks for uploading when I went on my break at work!!
@nintendoborn
@nintendoborn 2 жыл бұрын
Seeing a serious/funny playthrough if this by Kevin would be funny
@LilyGrace1990
@LilyGrace1990 2 жыл бұрын
I love this game and the way you're playing it frustrates me on such a deep level. But I have to see where this goes, please keep playing!
@miller_koth
@miller_koth 2 жыл бұрын
This entire video was Kevin saying, "Let me take out a bank loan!" and then saying, "I shouldn't have taken out a bank loan!"
@always_ariel
@always_ariel 2 жыл бұрын
I am astounded by the sheer skill it took to play this bad. Bravo sir 👏. I almost died laughing when you made -50k and broke the game
@turtlemaster2957
@turtlemaster2957 2 жыл бұрын
Who knew Ricardo would later change his name to Dutch Van Der Linde and leave the oil drilling business to run a gang
@andnowitspython
@andnowitspython 2 жыл бұрын
I love this game. Thanks for playing Kevin. Would be great to see more :)
@plasmaflippy9376
@plasmaflippy9376 2 жыл бұрын
Honestly, Kevin I would really enjoy if you played this game for serious aswell, this was interesting and fun
@rustythefoxcoon5143
@rustythefoxcoon5143 11 ай бұрын
Goes all in on moles - doesn’t know he’s making the perfect choice.
@palmerrnathan
@palmerrnathan 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin talking for like 5 minutes straight with the spillage timer going off behind his voice has me in legit tears
@NyancatOpalEichelmann
@NyancatOpalEichelmann 2 жыл бұрын
Oh my god. Kevin and his legendary gambling addiction. hilarious.
@Kwispygod
@Kwispygod 2 жыл бұрын
It’s always nice watching Kevin play games terribly
@foughtstatue1023
@foughtstatue1023 2 жыл бұрын
The world is doing something. I’ve owned this game for years but didn’t actually play it until today. Now Kevin makes a video of it. What.
@jukeboxdude
@jukeboxdude 2 жыл бұрын
Reminds me of a flash game called Oiligarchy I used to play in computer lab in high school. The more wells you drilled, the more complex the background music got and it was very entertaining.
@edmacdougall4464
@edmacdougall4464 Жыл бұрын
"I'm going all in on moles." Thank you, good sir. You will never fully know how much good you do in this world.
@Voidi-Void
@Voidi-Void 2 жыл бұрын
I love watching people play this. I'm glad someone i still enjoy watching like kevin is playing it
@raycaptor7253
@raycaptor7253 2 жыл бұрын
"moles will dig for you" but are they available to talk?
@hobistinyheartbag
@hobistinyheartbag 2 жыл бұрын
I loved it I wish he makes more of this :D
@bakariwolf3835
@bakariwolf3835 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin, you are awesome and I love your content, but this was painful XD
@jaydenhowey7284
@jaydenhowey7284 2 жыл бұрын
Nice keep it up I've been watching ur channel for a very long time
@Liv-bd1ft
@Liv-bd1ft 2 жыл бұрын
Please keep playing this game! It's such a good one and this is a great vid
@il33no
@il33no 2 жыл бұрын
watching kev play turmoil is like watching a car crash but like, an entertaining one
@MeBeCreepy
@MeBeCreepy 2 жыл бұрын
“Walking around in this field with a stick” UM! It’s a DOWSING ROD! Thank you very much!
@kingconcerto5860
@kingconcerto5860 2 жыл бұрын
This is such a fun game, seriously underrated.
@terrastarr6850
@terrastarr6850 2 жыл бұрын
I love the longer videos!
@kyuokuo
@kyuokuo 2 жыл бұрын
As you guys can clearly see. Kevin has complete control over the moleman due to Jim having loaned them to him. Kevin is a true Military Genius!
@pedrovallefin8406
@pedrovallefin8406 2 жыл бұрын
Theyre the cousins of Mole 2.
@enesaue2192
@enesaue2192 2 жыл бұрын
I love how Kevin just simulates a realistic bankruptcy rabbit hole around the 14 minute mark
@AV_Action
@AV_Action 2 жыл бұрын
The moles and stickmen working together in the end was the most heartwarming cinematic twist, 10/10
@Metzli
@Metzli 2 жыл бұрын
Oil??!?!!! *USA wants to know your location*
@darkovikaplayssimgames
@darkovikaplayssimgames 2 жыл бұрын
this is one of those games I can take one look at and know I'd do terribly LMAO
@AndysTake
@AndysTake 2 жыл бұрын
First potatoes, now the oil?! Kevin, when will you learn!
@ItsHarleyYT
@ItsHarleyYT 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin dominating the earth as usual 🙂
@koolkat5817
@koolkat5817 2 жыл бұрын
I love how the loans just continued to lose more and more money
@killerlalu1
@killerlalu1 2 жыл бұрын
Yes! I was so happy to see you were playing this!!! 💜💕💜
@fionanatalieholden5965
@fionanatalieholden5965 6 ай бұрын
It's funny Kevin wildcatting!😹😹
@watchmedo635
@watchmedo635 2 жыл бұрын
This was hilarious, please play more!
@Keef101
@Keef101 2 жыл бұрын
Sometimes I do wish he played seriously, this is such a fun game and a Playthrough would be awesome
@jimmylittle9393
@jimmylittle9393 2 жыл бұрын
He does on twitch streams etc. Doesn't work as well for short videos tho
@VampireBabysitter
@VampireBabysitter 2 жыл бұрын
Yeah, it's fun when he does it on twitch. But playing a game seriously just isn't what he does on this channel
@Keef101
@Keef101 2 жыл бұрын
That’s awesome! I didn’t know he did it on Twitch, I only really watch the KZbin videos but definitely will give that a watch! Thanks
@IamaPERSON
@IamaPERSON 2 жыл бұрын
@fadlan xunia OMG, A CP!
@MrTypo-xv6xx
@MrTypo-xv6xx 2 жыл бұрын
If you miss his streams he has a stream archive channel, it’s linked on this one
@lafox2833
@lafox2833 2 жыл бұрын
The company values its workers almost as much a oil rig, I'd like to work there
@Brizan
@Brizan 2 жыл бұрын
I remember Sean playing this years and years ago, was such a fun game, happy Kevin started playing it now
@MDT4L
@MDT4L 2 жыл бұрын
This is Kevin's funniest video in a while 🤣🤣
@solstar7818
@solstar7818 2 жыл бұрын
Great vid keep it up!
@squish4493
@squish4493 2 жыл бұрын
Turmoil, not to be confused with Turg Oil™ (available on the merch store while supplies last)
@akyukuu
@akyukuu 2 жыл бұрын
The random card game and then reaction as each card turned over had me rolling at 9:06 😂😂😂😂😂😂
@probablyhighngl
@probablyhighngl 2 жыл бұрын
OMG THIS IS WHAT I WAS ASKING FOR
@angelkite7410
@angelkite7410 2 жыл бұрын
Kevin is now a business genius Is there anything this man can't do?
@pedrovallefin8406
@pedrovallefin8406 2 жыл бұрын
Resist his gambling adiction, it seems.
@rogonerogue
@rogonerogue 2 жыл бұрын
I really liked this game and downloaded on my device. I had a lot of fun playing it. Thanks for sharing!
@user-xx5kk9hx4c
@user-xx5kk9hx4c 2 жыл бұрын
Trust Kevin. He’s had every job available.
@ASMRaphael
@ASMRaphael 2 жыл бұрын
Ahh, the good old Turmoil!
@MrJ9889
@MrJ9889 2 жыл бұрын
This looks like an improved remake of the Oiligarchy flash game from back in the day
@sdean5314
@sdean5314 2 жыл бұрын
omg please do more of this 🤣🤣🤣
@KarenKaribooMillington
@KarenKaribooMillington 2 жыл бұрын
God. I love turmoil. I find it so relaxing 💕
@kirboi363
@kirboi363 2 жыл бұрын
Dowsers: exist Kevin: I'll take your entire stock
The flash game that I was addicted to as a kid
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