Calvin & Habs TOP German vs. American Compilation (TikTok & YouTube) | Part 2

[@calvinandhabs]

Which videos would you want to see in Part 3?

[@ap0krypha]

The WW2 and Nazi reference ones always get me

[@dbro1205]

The language barrier sketches

[@fixer1140]

Round glasses und the inky boys.

[@PatriceChristian]

Creepy children's stories!

[@kb1996]

The bread week skit gets me everytime😂

[@qBeYcarpet]

"We are not monsters. Anymore" Best line :D

[@Leftyotism]

lol true

[@zesharkhead6786]

That’s what i was thinking. HAHA

[@colla555]

I prefer the line "such much" 😁

[@WizzoTheMagicMan]

I love it when he says 'such much' it always makes me smile

[@adrielisaacs9228]

I just love how Habs calls the Microwave the Hot Pocket Machine, lol. Love your vids guys, keep up the good work!

[@MillennialHippie]

"The entirety of Black history has been whittled down to a month, and you think you deserve the same amount of time?" Please 💀🤣

[@112Haribo]

I always enjoy when the German guy gets mad and starts swearing in German. ‘Spinnst du, oder was??’

[@mapsimp]

as a german speaker i must say, it’s not swearing, he’s asking: „you spider, or what?“ (or „are you crazy or something“)

[@Alex-cc8yf]

"WILLST DU AUF DIE FRESSE ODER WAS??" 😂

[@thondaar1863]

@@mapsimp *spin/weave, not spider

[@537zun4]

I hate the stereotype that germans aren't jokers, I mean no one laughs when I make silly jokes but thats just my charisma.

[@kriegergolem]

Same Here, but im Just ugly as hell

[@DadGamingLtd]

Did you roll a 1?

[@537zun4]

@@DadGamingLtd I think I allways roll 2-5 on a 10+ skill check could be worse haven't been teared and feathered yet but still.

[@Complex_assault]

Being German automatically gives -3 to charisma, as a racial trait

[@altenberg-greifenstein]

Everyone is laughing when I'm not even joking. 😐 They say I'm funny. It is very confusing. Also, I wouldn't be able to tell a joke if my life depended on it. People who are learning jokes off head to constantly tell them are very sus. Like comedians. Not that funny. Clowns are not funny either. They are probably eating little children. That said, we are surely all laughing a lot, but nobody knows about what. Most likely laughing about other people. Schadenfreude is awesome! 😏

[@RiptornRory]

The beer chug at the end is truly the most accurate part, being it's the subtle jokes that truly are the mark of epic people. And the comedy is all about perspective and application of situations.

[@miukunigunde482]

C'mon, you're doing Calvin a huge injustice by always casting him as the American guy. We need more Austrian Calvin.

[@mikelytou]

If that means we get to hear him say "gettu da choppah", I'm all for it 😉

[@Leftyotism]

Omg the Austrian!

[@shahlabadel8628]

but, he is the perfect American!

[@mapsimp]

for some reason Habs just feels way more german than Calvin. Calvin is more an international guy, you could cast him as anything

[@Leftyotism]

I would be in for reverse Calvin though.

[@kiplittle]

Easily the funniest and most entertaining content available. Love it!

[@Son_of_Mandalore]

I love your content. Having lived in Germany for 16 years I loved it over there and I miss it, your content hits all the cliches and nuances spot on and I really look forward to when you release a new vid. Thanks for all the laughs...

[@hardrout17]

Loved them all', The "Red baron" pizza is my favorite! 😘

[@dummybois]

"we are not monsters, *anymore*" made me laugh like crazy loll

[@HateBlisters]

i truly felt agony when you put the bacon in a damn microwave, and you could hear all the lard and the slurping and eugh... 10/10 skits

[@VenusFlytrap7]

80 CONFIRMED AIR VICTORIES!

[@NorShii]

The horse walks into a bar gets me every time

[@Shinobito1]

3:50 - complaining about German stereotypes while eating POLISH pickled cabbage XD

[@PobortzaPl]

He totally invaded that jar, so yes, it's still a German stereotype.

[@whisperofghosts6969]

Them saying 'hot pocket machine' made me gaslight myself into believing 'microwave' isn't an actual English word

[@stovebot4280]

Technically, its a microwave oven. Its called that because it emits microwaves (a form of light that you can't see) to cook the food

[@whisperofghosts6969]

@@stovebot4280 i just meant because 'microwave' seemed like a very literal translation of the German word, which made me think it might be just my brain making words up by making them sound English

[@ctje1638]

@@stovebot4280in Dutch we call it the magnetron cuz it works with magnets. Sounds way more badass.

[@vanos3378]

​@@ctje1638I will from now on also call it the magnetron. 👍

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

@@ctje1638 That IS sounding way more badass!

[@Falesam]

The straight face of the German in the board meeting 😂😂

[@rizrhys1]

I will never tire of these

[@its_warner]

As a fellow American born German, I love these

[@CloudColumncat]

7:03 His feeling is one that my great-grandfather would have known well.

[@riotsquirrelz]

So you're not a pelican, you're a pelican't (eat that burger).

[@poppers7317]

get out!

[@altenberg-greifenstein]

Jokes are funny only the first time they are told. That is why Germans aren't laughing about your joke. They can remember that they have heard the joke already.

[@riotsquirrelz]

@@altenberg-greifenstein If you expect to hear laughing when you read comments on KZbin, you may want to get checked by a doctor ¯⁠\⁠_⁠(⁠ツ⁠)⁠_⁠/⁠¯

[@salvadormuro7346]

Thanks for the laughs! You guys are great!

[@orchetect7415]

As someone who has tried microwaving bacon only once to know what it is like, I fully embrace Habs’ reaction.

[@chri-k]

what about microwaved pizza?

[@proto-type3201]

​@@chri-kyour mere existence disgusts me I take this comment as a personal offense to my dignity

[@chri-k]

@@proto-type3201 i never said i am in support of that idea. I have just seen microwave instructions on a pizza once

[@proto-type3201]

@@chri-k you are forgiven,but still: DISGUSTING!

[@chri-k]

@@proto-type3201 it also just straight up doesn't work ( according to theory )

[@NikuKashi]

Ihr seid die besten^^

[@kaitowinterson1671]

I love these skits.

[@shark1347]

I told you long times ago,the villain with the sun glasses!😎

[@bernadmanny]

Microwave Bacon and The Red Baron are two of my favourites.

[@Sephiroth391]

Ok, now I need Hasselhoff poster

[@SchlachtschiffBismarck]

Alla, manchmal fühlt es sich an als würde man Känguru Chroniken hören, einfach geil und oft so unerwartet, macht weiter so.

[@hobojesus6288]

listen we are not above eating 6 donuts in one sitting, but we dont pretend like we were meant too.

[@lorensoth4365]

You guys are so funny. Made me miss my German friend Claus.

[@Toes-_-6969]

Waiting for a video like this❤

[@pranavghantasala6808]

Just finished making hello fresh corn chowder and _immediately_ went to find the clam chowder short

[@pikekeke]

Boah, ein Zusammenstellung, das ist ja geil alda!

[@Daktangle]

German fumbling with squirrel: Skweewll American: Skwerrrrl.

[@u.s.1974]

Alright, now say the German word for Squirrel: Eichhörnchen

[@StrayKisswHobyStrayKids]

"Such much 😲"

[@mikelytou]

People who make tall burgers surely go to hell when they die.

[@Otoger]

Sehr tolle videos ihr beiden,

[@Bloodletter8]

Flaccid bacon causes international pain.

[@TheRavenLord1]

Respect the chicken. Always respect it

[@miruson]

Clam chowder still one of my favorites😂

[@berrynala8751]

Brilliant 😂

[@medic_memer]

3:37 WAHHHH

[@374jr]

That saucy slap 🤣

[@tamaveirene]

Love these guys! Esp. the German!

[@epsi]

The most American name for a pizza is "Tombstone" because the average American rushes to their death by greasy goodness.

[@altenberg-greifenstein]

Pizza is from Italy. Mediterranean diet is recommended as the healthiest diet. Guess you have to give that name to a burger instead!

[@jenniferziegenfuss3719]

Plus ya know....all the shootings.

[@Bloodletter8]

​@@jenniferziegenfuss3719Those aren't "bullet wounds" they're "freedom holes".

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

@@altenberg-greifenstein American pizza and frozen pizza has _sh*t all_ to do with the "mediterranean diet". Wtf dude.

[@Wulfryk]

Microwave bacon will always haunt my dreams

[@altenberg-greifenstein]

😂 I'm too German for this

[@SebastianHasch]

7:00 this physically hurt me🫠

[@kaerithiakeshan]

As a german...I feel all of this in my bones. Also it is not funny. We germans don't laugh at this. But the joke with the horse is good.

[@rejekt2]

Hoff, Hoff! :)

[@Sohbek]

Now I want a beer

[@laurabeth31187]

The Red Baron, As The Name Of The Pizza

[@slwrabbits]

okay I have come back and watch this later, my rabbit is objecting to *incoherent German angry noises* as much as they crack me up I gotta pass until he's out of hearing range

[@Leftyotism]

LOL slop bucket im dieing

[@1jotun136]

Great, but where are the BOTTOM videos?

[@DoctorDinosaur]

Spinnst du oder was? There are not bottom videos!

[@colla555]

0:20 how say man?? Wie sagt man?? 😁🤣🤣

[@Xiroi87]

Such much?

[@lockofmetal8894]

I try to drink beer but i just really hate the taste. Watch you drink it like it's a soda makes me feel ill just knowing how the taste would be.

[@DatsWhatHeSaid]

Try better beer. Try a NEPA (New England Pale Ale) and report back how you liked it!

[@lockofmetal8894]

@@DatsWhatHeSaid I'm down to try, i'll see how i can get it from sweden.

[@marcelthoma8890]

Sachsen-Hildburghausen! Ich weiß, dass das lang ist. Deshalb sagen wir für Hildburghausen einfach Hibu. Also Therese von Sachsen-Hibu 😂. Aber im Ernst: Die Hildburghäuser haben ihre Theresienwiese und feiern das Theresienfest Ende September/Anfang Oktober, wie das Oktoberfest. Und noch was: Das hat zwar nichts mit der Hochzeit zu tun, aber Erfurt hat auch ein Oktoberfest.

[@SmollRuby]

10:36 das ist wie ein wahrer deutscher Bier trinkt!

[@humanitronix]

as an american, the microwave bacon move is insane. why would you do that to anyone

[@Peacefrogg]

Recycling is not a joke in germany. A 20% tip is too much. These people have a job and get a normal wage. It’s the law. 10% is normal. Or just rounding off. it’s expensive enough when you have to pay €3 for a glass of tap water.. Don’t microwave bacon. Use a pan. The microwave is for 3 things only: babyfood, hot chocolate, and reheating scraps. It’s not for cooking.

[@4862cjc]

03:51. Mmm! Weisswurst! Aber, keinen pomme frites?

[@iffieaesar7620]

Wibble!!!! XD

[@altenberg-greifenstein]

If it is Germans vs Americans, the Germans always win! 😐 I said always!

[@M_4C4z]

hitler was austrian nvm

[@UprightBassist]

​@@M_4C4za geh, bist's deppat? An Orschloch wor der, und verloren hat's eh am End. Wos wuillst mit 'em, ha?🙄

[@shahlabadel8628]

hands down! The German comes off as the smarter one, understandably!

[@M_4C4z]

But the nazis were german people

[@vercingetorix5708]

What ever country ran the base. Unless both were citizens of the same country

[@altenberg-greifenstein]

I still dont understand the concept of boneless wings. How do Americans do that? It must be a scam. There is no way anyone can remove the bones without completely shredding up the meat snuggling up tight to the bones and between them!

[@TheTerrorHamster]

yeah it's a scam. It's just different shaped chicken nuggets

[@hephaestus_workshop]

you can pull the bones out if you take off the cartilage right (I’ve done it with bone in wings)

[@POIZ87]

Wo is part 1?

[@HansaKondore]

BOOOAAAAAHHHH EY!

[@PloKoonTheOne]

I have a question, what is the word "thick" in German?

[@JustanotherScandinaviansailor]

See what you trying to do there.

[@jensb.5456]

it's "korpulent"

[@mihaleben6051]

5:40 slovenia is in a shape of a chicken by the way.

[@_Mr_Blue]

Such much

[@PRINCESSCUDDLY1]

tbh was a bit disappointment to hear that the German speaking guy is actually American born from his natural accent. I was under the impression that two cross continental bros started this channel together. Great stuff though, loving the content

[@chri-k]

i think they're both german

[@levischorpioen]

@@chri-k From my understanding, one is German and one is Austrian. However, it's unclear to me if this means they're actually from those countries and later moved to the US or if they're "German" and "Austrian" the way Americans like to think they're international.

[@treasey8655]

I love you so much

[@maxime2445]

Germans do have sales tax, vat, 19% roughly. It's just included in the price. So on that bottle of cola (may have a different % vat), the company has to split it. The tax and the actual money.

[@hadiabbas2992]

hello

[@llmkursk8254]

Microwaved bacon is the highest order of heresy. Not even I, a lazy American, would partake in such idiotic behavior. The microwave is for reheating food, not cooking! I shall instead starve for I am too lazy to use the oven.

[@bzipoli]

wA-

[@boahneelassmal]

oah legger alda #isso

[@hadiabbas2992]

yo

[@androidtexts6948]

Germany does not need to apologize for. Ww2 so stop it.

[@mihaleben6051]

8:08 october is the tenth month btw.

[@kevinsundelin8639]

Wow the line at 2:15 goes hard, goddamn, that's a good line.

[@YourfriendlyneigborhoodAutist]

As a bilingual german, I approve of this content.