Can a New Player Wins Their First Chess Game Ever???

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[@thatcringelord]

Man, this guy learns really quickly, he does indeed deserve the win

[@thatcringelord]

@@wojtekZ329 please stop I just made a pin myself and this is the 10th comment asking the same question

[@wojtekZ329]

@@thatcringelord Ok, but this youtuber has copied this idea and made the same pin.

[@entrevain_sgtr3]

wow i just got spoiled in mobile

[@mentallyun.stable]

@@entrevain_sgtr3 l

[@Bai_Su_Zhen]

Amogus

[@Aknilox]

Even though it was your first game, you made some good moves. Maybe consider opening a youtube channel where you take on challenges as you keep improving your chess knowledge

[@xwtek3505]

Perhaps a bit too challenging. How about playing with a custom setup instead to learn something about analysis, or meming an analysis of a chess game?

[@puppergump4117]

Perhaps a bit too challenging. How about he just watches 2 bad players play against each other to the tune of some Japanese guy making fun of them?

[@Fred-tz7hs]

@@puppergump4117 Sounds like something I'd watch 🤣🤣😂

[@jiogcyihsugyiocjfdoivhphvw6821]

that would never work.................................................................

[@preistestdragon4634]

@@puppergump4117 sounds a bit too challenging, how about he arranges chess matches with other players promising to pay them if they throw the game and never actually paying them.

[@rodrigodias7147]

Knowing that the horsie piece can move two squares forward and one to the left does not imply that it can move one square forward and two to the left. I want my money back.

[@mattevans4377]

I'd rather live a world where people easily grasp the concept of how the knight moves, than a world where they don't.

[@xCorvus7x]

This. Or that the spikey piece can move any number of squares into one direction instead of exactly four or just as far as possible.

[@funtom2883]

I think that this very beginner player just got tired of the number of rules and put his head in front of the monitor, turning it 90 degrees, continuing to move the horsie piece forward

[@mattevans4377]

@@xCorvus7x Or you could take the move as 'piece moves diagonally'

[@StarlitWitchy]

No knights move sqrt 5 spaces obviously

[@newpgaston6891]

1:57 I've been playing chess for 10 years and I didn't know horses could go backward either. Very instructive!

[@belowtale3414]

10 s*

[@NightSkyJeff]

It's called dressage.

[@kingsley.]

@@belowtale3414 ???

[@Ginger_Hrn]

yeah, sometimes my horsie moves backward too

[@happiejuu6488]

@@belowtale3414 10 millenniums*

[@timothymclean]

Me watching the video: "Man, Simp's interpreting the challenge more restrictively than I expected." Comments: "The opponent only showed you that the bishop can move X squares diagonally, but you moved him Y squares instead!"

[@eric_moore-6126]

Such comments are based on the rules he seems to be using for himself. He learned that pawns can move forward 1 and 2 separately. Also he's super arrogant, so everyone wants to see him fail.

[@gabevenderdahl1642]

@@eric_moore-6126 I also think that people are playing the joke of hating on him for his arrogance in the same way that his arrogance is a part of the joke and persona he shows to us

[@Khunkurisu]

@@gabevenderdahl1642 this is the case for most people but the problem with injokes like that is you end up attracting people who are genuinely toxic to participate in the community. It’s really unfortunate

[@sentientbeing8738]

@@Khunkurisu Who cares. Fuck "community".

[@-loarado]

W Comment W comment thread

[@Kangaroo-Bob]

Do you know how to guaratee that a new player wins their first chess game? A: Have 2 new players play each other

[@schwingedeshaehers]

and then, it is a draw

[@quadparty]

Stalemate

[@thestylemage2092]

Draw by stalemate, pretty sure chess simp has a whole range of baka mitai games proving you wrong...

[@Ginger_Hrn]

what if one looses

[@Kat-dp4rh]

Draw because none of them knows how to checkmate their opponent

[@theclassicalarchive]

2:59 You can win a chess game at any level of skill if your opponent is a paid actor

[@NeunEinser]

Simp never pays their actors.

[@mosquito7307]

Trueee

[@martymoo]

Also, if you are a paid actor, you might have to pretend to be a goat or something.

[@emiraryaputra4900]

AHA he didn't deny it this time

[@anson7064]

(Or unpaid)

[@Pra_ut]

Pawn = small guy Knight = horsey (obviously) Bishop = thin and tall guy Rook = guy with three horns Queen = spiky shape thing King = pretzel with plus head

[@timothymclean]

Before mate: "That blunders a pretzel.*

[@yazidefirenze]

@@timothymclean Pretzel Blunder Moment

[@raviolifrito5562]

christian pretzel

[@lockaltube]

@@timothymclean This allows me to eat his pretzel. Wait, why the game does not allow me to eat his pretzel? This is unfair!

[@Snorlax108]

in my language pawn= soldier knight=horse (obviously) bishop=elephant rook= knight queen= minister (obviously, woman dont go on wars) King=King

[@otalek9250]

That guy was literally offering his pieces up for sacrifice. It’s like they were trying to do an all-blunder challenge run

[@GazzyW007]

Fun fact: that was him from a parallel universe doing a challenge where he had to do just that.

[@hououinkyouma1301]

It's literally the statement "Congratualtions! You played yourself!"

[@luminescentlion]

"Oops! All blunders!"

[@ANonymous-mo6xp]

On some other KZbin channel: Chess challenge, all your moves are blunders.

[@ericblair5731]

That would be an interesting video to watch. You have to blunder every piece before you can use it to take another piece or use it as part of a mating net. How high a bot level could you play against and still win.

[@dawidwojacki5049]

He won, but he still doesn't know why, because he doesn't know that checkmates exist.

[@ethos8863]

@mcbuttmaster42 does he?

[@nonamem2932]

He won without learning how rooks move

[@linuslucke3838]

Also kings

[@puppergump4117]

@@linuslucke3838 Now that I think about it if he was put in check that could have ended the video

[@linuslucke3838]

@@puppergump4117 Most of the time he could probably block, but he actually doesn't know what a check is

[@GummieI]

Or that the queen can move horizontally xD

[@therighttrousers343]

Now he'll never know...

[@helxis]

It is shocking just how little critical thought the average person puts into playing a game like this. Of all Simp videos thus far, this may be one of my favorites because of the demonstration that it provides.

[@ozymantiasVI]

> average > 100 rated 🤔

[@helxis]

@@ozymantiasVI Yes, most people touching the game for the first time would be ~100 rated -- at least until an actual rating is established. It is just very interesting to see a demonstration where a person effectively learning the rules on the fly but applying a minimal dose of critical thought can still decimate another person that already knows the rules but isn't thinking at all.

[@grubbygeorge2117]

@@helxis Brand new accounts actually start on 400 rating. I think the game will keep you somewhere around that if you do decent enough in your first couple games. 250-400 is where it'd send a new player after their placement games. 100 is significantly below the average person who picked up chess.

[@jaideepshekhar4621]

@@helxis But he shouldn't know the opponent queen can capture your queen, so he should move it 4 spaces like the opponent. Same for all other pieces.

[@ekki1993]

@@grubbygeorge2117 I may be wrong but I remember starting at 1000, and the distribution shows the majority of players stand around 1000 for both lichess and chess.

[@theclassicalarchive]

2:21 That blunders the guy with 3 horns in the corner

[@Ajbomber14]

I feel like the most confusing thing to a chess beginner must be pawn movement. They can only move forward, but can not capture forward. They can only capture diagonally one square. If thats not confusing enough, for each pawns first move only, it can go two squares instead of one. But if you try to do the two square move to pass an opponent's pawn, they can capture you on the square that would have been the one square move, but only if they decide to do it immediately after you move two squares. OK that's the most basic material, now let's move on to the other 5 pieces.

[@geli95us]

You just explained it man, in 1 paragraph, it takes less than 2 minutes to read, even a newer player wouldn't take much time to grasp the concept, let's have a bit of trust in people, shall we? chess rules are as simple as they get, you can probably explain them in 15 minutes to someone that doesn't even know the game exists. The rules are not what a beginner will have trouble with, everything else though...

[@drdca8263]

@@geli95us still more complicated than the movement of the other pieces?

[@Team_Orchid]

The only rules I can see tripping up new players for more than a minute are the french move and castling. Maaaaaybe the knight.

[@geli95us]

@@drdca8263 and about 100 times less complicated that anything else a chess beginner might have to learn about chess

[@AnnaColon3]

I SAW WHAT YOU DID THERE

[@vang3001]

0 mistakes 0 blunders 0 missed win impressive for a new player

[@kenadams2475]

1:56 No worries, you wouldn't know that the pawn can take diagonally. Horsie safe :)

[@ZJasmineDragon]

failed. He knew the official name for the "Horsey", a new player couldnt know that

[@laurencebrown3822]

I'm sure before he got cur off at the end CS was going to tell me, someone who loses way more often than he wins, that "you simply need to keep on trying. Chess is a very complicated game that requires many hours of play, but luckily chess is also very enjoyable, so spending hours at it is not a chore, no, just a fun diversion from your otherwise boring life." Thanks CS! I knew you wouldn't let me down!

[@g2sei]

i like how 100s almost universally go for the scholar's mate pattern thinking they're so clever and immediately fall to bits when it doesn't work

[@yjlom]

I mean... it tends to work on 100s sometimes multiple times in a row

[@sourabhanand7721]

The only problem with this challenge is that he can't checkmate his opponent before they hadn't checkmated him.

[@oyungogdfrust4136]

a checkmate isnt a move, its a position where it is impossible to prevent the king being captured on the next move

[@theclassicalarchive]

Just pay actors to teach you how to play

[@stoptfg295]

This robot voiceover of silly chess challenges has done more to teach me how to play chess than actual "how to play chess" videos

[@joshobrien812]

Chess, but you believe in the endtimes. You have to get the 4 horseman and checkmate with them!!

[@HaydenTheEeeeeeeeevilEukaryote]

im glad that he abided by the concept almost perfectly, like not knowing that the spiky piece can move sideways

[@redfox8898]

And now as a new chess player, you know that when you take your opponents castle-looking piece, you instantly win and that is called "resigning".

[@kazer4990]

>Doesn't know how to move pieces >Knows literally all strategies o_0

[@Apersonl0l]

Well the rules of the game is arbitrary, so once you know the rule (and so do i), and provided that you have infinite intelligence, strategies come naturally

[@RonPaul42069]

Magnus's first chess game be like

[@medexamtoolscom]

Did you not hear him? He was just moving randomly. Totally randomly. Not motivated by strategy and what the pieces could potentially do, just by what he has seen them do. Though he cheated with the knight, since he only saw the horsey thing moved 2 spaces forward and 1 to the side and then he goes and moves his horsey 2 to the side and 1 forward.

[@grafd7467]

Damn it's exactly how sport or tabletop games anime works. Biblically accurate s01e01

[@Justaplebxd1998]

i didn't know those 8 small thingy can move two square but that very aggressive

[@DoomSpellSkadi]

1:48 your horse cannot take their horse, Because you don know horse can go sideway. According to Japanese Chess, "桂馬"（Horse）Can only move L shape forward.

[@Mewtic1]

Yeah

[@mariuszpudzianowski8400]

That's one of the reasons why nukes were dropped on Japan

[@squiffurthewolf6276]

Idk why but i loves this video so much more than usual, i guess it was just really funny calling the pieces, spiky pice, long piece, horsy like piece, and stuff

[@JJ_R]

It’s rather hard to play the part of a “First-time player”, when your rating is 110, and not a flat 100.

[@alan5506]

First time players have a rating of 1200

[@phoenixhunter6388]

@@alan5506 what do you mean? they start with the rating of 3800

[@oblivion1924]

Wait, you Guys weren't a GM at birth?

[@puppergump4117]

@@oblivion1924 Stockfish: "Hah, noob"

[@horizon146]

@@alan5506 It depends what you choose when you open an account, but it's 400-800-1200 or something iirc. so yea

[@BX--nq6gf]

Always glad to see new chess players out there, I hope you make more chess content in the future (:

[@omega9162]

“And just like that, I now know how to move…my horsie.”

[@Rizzo91]

Well you see, for my first game of chess it started me at 1200 rated. It wasn't until I was around 200 rated that I won my first game. So yeah I su-

[@medexamtoolscom]

lichess started me at 1500 and that "cup of coffee compatible" one that disappeared at the end of 2020 started me at 1600 I think. What starts at 1200? Because the ratings will all be 300 off if everyone starts 300 lower so that would mean there's a big difference.

[@duonghoangminh258]

Plot twist: This is his 3rd or so match and the previous ones were him playing as the white pieces

[@gabrielbarros493]

The guy using complex tactics in their first game be like:

[@owoberon4947]

I was expecting a 'git gud' at the end, but 'you su-' was even better lol

[@Vibesfs]

i was really excited for the video to start with white and end immediately

[@nomirrors3552]

This is exactly how I won my first ever game of chess.

[@medexamtoolscom]

Funny thing that reminds me of, my first game of checkers in the windows xp free online checkers game, I won even though I had 1 piece left and the other guy had 2, because I was in the corner with a king and he had his own king trapped by his non king forcing him to move into position to be double jumped. Having that extra piece ruined him.

[@felicityc]

chunky boi, horsie, thin and tall guy, pope, spiky one

[@castlebeki]

The student surpassed his teacher

[@unknowed5048]

On his very first game of course

[@xc0xupx]

Wait, you shouldn't even know that pawn is a threat to your horsey...

[@tailgrowth]

I call shenanigans. No one who plays chess for the first time knows how the horseys move even when they see it happen right in front of them.

[@CompanionCube]

1:48 you forgot to mention that you now know that material can be captured

[@nightlibra]

this was a very entertaining challenge, very funny, would love to see more of this challenge across different rating ranges

[@JayJay-wf2oe]

3 minutes chess, but you are the One-Punch man, you must do 5 push-ups/sit-ups/squats before you make a move.

[@seansweeney810]

Dude was absolutely committed to that scholars mate

[@modthefirst3405]

This is like out of anime or movie where the main protagonist “just figures it out”

[@neologicalgamer3437]

Holy shit, that was actually really fucking interesting

[@347Jimmy]

This could have been so awkward if opponent had gone to castle kingside 🤣

[@hubble5755]

Nothing quite so satisfying as seeing a scholar's mate being absolutely crushed

[@костячачба]

This is like an anime character powering up mid-battle.

[@canadadry5449]

Congrats on winning your first chess game.

[@awesomechannel7713]

Very aggressive! No backward moves made whatsoever!

[@danielyuan9862]

1:32 "and just like that I know how to move the horsey" Me: I don't think beginners would figure it out that quickly

[@radicaljojo8795]

Of course they can! All it takes is to play against yourself :)

[@Anova_Studio]

These videos are hurting my soul but I just can't stop wanting for more

[@nitorishogiplayer3465]

Lol love those "this is not to defend against (threat)" and "well, you s-" bits

[@parzival2114]

he is definitely a paid actor, a very interesting challenge but your rival plays very convenient

[@The_SnipingCat]

bro the first time i played chess i knew nothing about it and still won against my classmate somehow

[@Goreblender]

"It's pretty lucky that I got the black pieces." "(and pawns)."

[@catcopper8354]

2:24 You shouldn't know that you can take the guy with three horns in the corner. Maybe the horsey-shaped piece moves horizontally, or the little guy moves backward, or even the thin and tall guy which lands on c1 jumps over the horsey-shaped piece and capture your spiky-shaped piece. This play is definitely not like a beginner.

[@Project_DualLegend]

Holy shit the blunders were right on time. Gotta love it.

[@bilaluludag]

indtructions unclear: ended upmlosing the game

[@Crashandburn999]

This gave me an idea of how to teach kids how to play chess. Thanks simp!

[@DokterRhezaGaming]

Well, you can click on the pieces, and then see the yellow square (only applied for beginner on digital chess)

[@vampire_catgirl]

I learned how all the pieces moved before I even knew what chess was

[@ironnatepup]

> doesn't know how pieces move > knows scholar's mate

[@zacharygrouwinkel1534]

Chess, but you’re very aggressive. You must win by move 12

[@dreamerofthorns]

Alternate title: 100 rated chess but you've never seen chess before

[@bowsindurrows8512]

Of note: 0 mistakes, blunders, and missed wins.

[@lizzzylavender]

I guess we'll just never know how the guys with three horns move

[@ddevin]

I was secretly hoping you would get white pieces just so you could have the shortest video ever.

[@joepod]

Chess, but if you say any of your catchphrases, the video ends.

[@somniad]

"That blunders the guy with three horns in the corner"

[@aidengraham7384]

He moved the queen diagonally to take the rook

[@ObsidianHunter99]

Chess but you don't play chess at all and just go and record a session of Shotgun King: The Final Checkmate

[@HighWarlordJC]

This guy out here really tryna say pawns aren't pieces.

[@Tcarter1115]

For a 100 rated, White is a FANTASTIC teacher

[@whosilence]

"horsey beast takes the tall and thin" petition to narrate all games like this from now on

[@l.n.3372]

He said horsey piece, I thought

[@JettIsARat]

The title of this video was breaking my mind

[@amthy5675]

Imagine if you met hikaru's alt if it exists :skull

[@mavairick]

Wait until he discover castling and en passant ! also when the pawns get to the last row, than usually change gender, what a very inclusive game even though it's been invented so many centuries ago !

[@FAonYoutube]

1:15 I was expecting Qh4 or Qg5, having no idea that the opponent's queen can take diagonally.

[@kolskytraveller1369]

Very destructive move in the end of a video

[@devilbob]

I mean, if you'll click on your "material" it'll literally highlight you all the possible moves...

[@SimpleAmadeus]

If he had castled that would've instantly ended the video, because no new player could understand that.

[@Foksik05]

He didn't teach you that horsey can capture a horsey

[@JosiahBradley]

I love the new piece names!

[@violentbeetle2441]

Chess but your pieces are hungry for pawn blood. If you go 3 turns in a row without your piece (not pawn) taking opponent's pawn, you lose.

[@moallayoussef5462]

should've said i'm better than my viewers at the very end would've been very funny

[@LoudWaffle]

Today I learned that pawns are not considered pieces.

[@torbith5374]

1:51 How did you learn that the horsey-like piece can move in 90° L angle form when your opponent move the horsey-like piece in a L form?! EDIT: If you think "He just has to see his opponent moving a piece to understand how does a piece move" No. He didn't learn how does the crown move horizontally which he said in the video so he couldn't have known how to make that move with the horsey-like piece

[@mishael1339]

Simp is a n00b this game, but he is not stupid

[@jaideepshekhar4621]

@@mishael1339 How does he know capturing then?

[@torbith5374]

@@jaideepshekhar4621 He learned that because his opponent captured his pawn

[@torbith5374]

@@mishael1339 He didn't learn that a crown can go horizontally but he just knew about the 90° L horsey-like piece movement

[@mishael1339]

What a player can intuit from previously seen moves can vary, and simp already knows the rules of chess so obv we can't get anything objective. And if he had to move the pieces EXACTLY the way he saw his oponent move them there would be no video anyway so a flimsy balance had to be made by simp.

[@rontaucheng9019]

In fact, I did win my first chess game without knowing anything about the game, and went to 400 in the first hour.

[@williamcampbell9859]

that is not impressive.

[@rontaucheng9019]

@@williamcampbell9859 I think so as well

[@cerberusslavomiraarus1308]

Chess, but your king has bad voice. You cannot move pieces that aren't connected to your king with other pieces.

[@cookiecreep9204]

Now to just learn how those three horned pieces move, and what's that one next to your horned diagonal one does.

[@Alex-dn7jq]

Most paid actor in this series

[@AugyCJ]

Chess but if you can mirror your opponents move, you have to

[@toffeechoccy]

Bro plays chess better than me

[@dariosucevac7623]

If your opponent simply checked you at the end you would lose because you had to move your king and you didn't know how to, but he resigned instead ;D