Can I beat 99.9% of Trackmania Players?

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#Wirtual #Trackmania #challenge

[@Monkee407]

Wirtual is already a master in bugslides, speedslides, iceslides, ... so now it's time to master the most important and the most difficult slide of all: the mayonnaise slide

[@midweekcentaur1050]

The mayoslide is the most difficult to pull off without eating it..

[@FeeOLimA]

@@midweekcentaur1050came here to say this 😂😂😂

[@TransitionedToAShark]

Caaaaaaaaaringe

[@aviapoIis]

Press 5 key repeatedly in your keyboard to watch this video in Spanish..

[@Link-tp4ju]

The real question is, can you beat 99.9% of players while drenched in mayonnaise?

[@skrrtskrrt9288]

and sliding across the floor

[@lucascharrier1740]

Truly never gets old

[@mitchdomingos7644]

Finally someone who is brave enough to ask the real questions

[@minecat81]

while in a pyramid

[@ldoubleprime1654]

Wirtual has been real quiet since this comment

[@marekslazak1003]

EDITOR! 15:35 was so amazing, thank you.

[@RandomFishtankClips]

Next time it'd be even better if he recorded a clip of the editor beforehand and placed it in the timeline to make it look like the recording of him deleting the footage, already has the recording thats currently being recorded in the timeline to confuse people 😂

[@NotTheWheel]

Someday we will get Writual to slide in Mayonnaise (for charity)

[@yellybeam2869]

30:37 I think what makes Scrapie so good are his smooth and precise inputs. He often drives pixel-perfect close to walls it makes him look like a TAS.

[@theracer_256]

Nice runs! But covering your body in mayonese would be faster

[@TheLeapist]

The funny thing is being 99.9% percentile in every map actually means he's better than much higher than 99.9% of the players in general because lots of the people at the top of each map grinded that map alone for hours and hours and are probably much lower rank in every other map. If you took everyone's average rank for all the maps, I'm certain he'd be at least 99.99%.

[@rivetace]

99.99% would be like top 10 in the world

[@jmjw740]

​​@@rivetace could be true Edit : finished video, he is top 17, sooooooo, that's kinda like 10 top, kinda

[@realwhoasked]

And now imagine he did this covered in Mayonnaise. Our dirty little mayonnaise boy🗿

[@Floakaflow]

I don't think this is how math works? If Top 100 would equal to top 99.91% on one map and to 99.99% on another map you can draw this conclusion. The point of hunting for Top 99.9% is the consistency with the measurement, or am I misinterpreting something now?

[@raiccoon13]

​@@Floakaflowyou're correct

[@Anpkin]

the answer: probably

[@Carbon13.]

I mean he’s only been playing over 10 years

[@MatheryYT]

15:39 I cannot reiterate enough how hilarious this is to me as a video editor. In literal tears bruh

[@therealeightabove]

At 35:44 when he talks about not eating with your friends family if you're hanging out with them was wild to me. In Canada if you're at someones house and it's dinner time they make dinner for you no questions asked.

[@noahvdv1]

The maynnaise arc is just too good. I really wanna see where this goes

[@Ellwoo]

I can't believe I finally made it into a Wirtual video! (I'm in the 99.9%)

[@nobudgetguy]

Cool that the editor showed monteur saying he got third, but icertm in chat at 6:01 was the icing on the cake

[@alexanderf8451]

Wirtual made this way harder on himself by trying it so early. There are currently like 300 thousand players on each of the early maps.

[@stefanmaste]

That's the great thing about percentages, it shouldn't really matter. Sure 0.1% is a higher absolute place but there might also been more people that hunted specific maps since he did it.

[@alexanderf8451]

@@stefanmaste You're right that the absolute number shouldn't change the percentage. What I should have said was that most of the top players in the world are going to be playing the campaign early so he's competing mostly against high skill players for that percentage. The ~200,000 extra players aren't going to include a lot of top Trackmania players who were on a break. I'd bet that his first ten times are actually better, percentage-wise, now than when this video was made.

[@stefanmaste]

@@alexanderf8451only looked for 01, where he is currently 443rd based on 400-500k players that's worse than the 0.07% he was in the video. I think overall just as this discussion itself, it doesn't matter

[@orange.8415]

wdym... he made it easier the times here are way easier to get then they would be near the end

[@Alchimistje]

My gf and i broke up tonight. Seeing this one hour long video is the perfect distraction I need right now. Thank you for the consistent entertainment

[@titop.5228]

Wirtual claims he's not about the mayonnaise, but his favorite TM surface is floors and walls of slippery white stuff. I don't know what to think anymore...

[@chasmoftricks7503]

Hi wirtual, I have about 25 hours on the game and I got top 43 world on the 09 campaign map. Pretty proud of myself for getting it :D

[@shaqalito8740]

GGs😊

[@dsh1759]

Thats really good great job 👍

[@jadenlothes]

Everyone, support the hell out of this man for his achievement, he earned it (or she idk, the 3% female viewers exist)

[@Cory_Springer]

Very nice! I have around 38hrs in and I'm top 99k in the world on that one 😂

[@chasmoftricks7503]

Thanks everyone! But I think I got really lucky... Haha

[@Pure577]

Since I don't play TM I forget that all the plugins wirtual has aren't part of the game naturally 😂. Why doesn't the racing game have a speedometer???

[@RobinClower]

Yeah, I started playing on console and was very sad when I learned the speed splits aren't vanilla.

[@m0002856]

You know, the “waiting in my friend’s room until he’s done eating with his family,” does make sense to me, and I also see why it’s probably unheard of in other cultures. I dunno about how you guys make dinners there, but, in America at least, the people one generation back (my parents or friend’s parents etc) would always make a ton of food on the nights they would cook so we’d have leftovers in the fridge to feed the entire family for the next night or even two nights. So like… if I had a surprise visit to my friend’s house, his mom and family of four would already be making enough dinner for 12 people to eat anyway. And, if she wasn’t cooking that day and didn’t have enough leftovers, she’d just take us to McDonald’s or something and the adults would eat the leftovers. Pretty much same with my family, except my mom would order a pizza for the kids. So there wasn’t really ever a situation where you would need to wait in your friend’s room while he ate dinner with his family. In fact, it would be kinda rude if you made enough dinner to feed your entire family for three nights and didn’t offer some to your guest. BUT- I’m curious to know how this works in other cultures. Do you guys not make more food than you can eat in a night? Do you just find the opposite rude-ness? Like it’s more rude to come over to your friend’s house and eat their food than it is for your friend’s parents to not offer you some of their gigantic meal? Culture and society is interesting.

[@urgay1992]

I'm Swedish, I can't remember ever having to wait while my friend ate dinner and my parents would always be happy to feed my friends. Today I also would always serve food for my childrens friends if they are visiting. Maybe it is something that varies depending on the location in Sweden? Usually when we cook in my family we will make 50-100% extra so that we can have leftovers for lunch etc.

[@Kirky64]

What does Wirtual say to all the horses? May-your-nays always be happy.

[@boahnation9932]

Bro it's not that the videos are boring, I love them and they are very satisfying to watch while falling asleep 😊

[@Jeanpinked]

you have a very nice flow of interpretation of things. you could be a great teacher for youngsters to understand algorithmic thought and execution. you got it mate.

[@OfficialMeep]

I wonder when Wirtual goes to Vegas maybe at gran prix weekend?

[@Linusfail]

Btw in case someone is still looking for the song at about 5:30, it is Plasma by Dr. GABBA

[@OP-Lifter]

20:18 the smile after that got me dead dawg

[@goffe2282]

I would.... really like a playlist with the complete run of every individual level. Just short videos where I can watch the key inputs.

[@X1ma_]

6:38 it's me! Im someone who only found you through chess! And ive even downloaded and played trackmania. And I like it quite a bit!

[@PrivateUtoob]

"There's a plugin that let's you see what rank you are on a map proportional to the community" - Great what's it called?

[@StardustTM_]

Also wondering/looking

[@StardustTM_]

Map Rank

[@tobyowen8653]

It's amazing how effortless Wirtual makes it look while getting a top 50 run. I'm still stuggling to get gold on the campaign, and never appreciate the skill these youtubers have until I'm trying (and repeatedly failing) the same for my self!

[@pain16tdn45]

How are you now mate?

[@francoislebois]

Time for wirtual to milk the memes and release the wirtual mayonnaise

[@maccormac_]

Sliding into the comments like you slide on mayonnaise.

[@TrimutiusToo]

Russians when guests come over would invite them for dinner most of the time... My mom would even sometimes ask "Do you want to stay for dinner?" He would even ask people from other cultures if they want to now that we moved to Canada, some do find that awkward though

[@roberthooper7563]

Still on with the pyramid stuff. Best part is, I'm visiting a friend soon in Giza who lives a ten minute car ride away from them!

[@idan.]

2:10 you mean push back the airtime to gain more speed

[@henriknobinder7395]

A pyramids tier list would honestly be kinda dope. And a cuckoo pyramid "theory" tier list as well, and I'm telling you right now, if "the pyramids were power plants and the Ark of the Covenant a battery" isn't S-tier I'm gonna break something.

[@walllight15]

What's the name of the plugin to show the rank percentage?

[@walllight15]

The Plugin is called 'Map Rank'.

[@Extremetuna]

Petition for wirtual to make an onlyfans where he slides in mayonnaise

[@just_anime887]

Gn y'all, getting ready to fall asleep once again at a Wirtual video

[@gidster840]

I find it so funny that wirtual can just say without batting an eye BigBonerChamp thank you for the two dollars. No hesitation lol.

[@52flyingbicycles]

The “top x%” calculator is wrong. While 37th out of 34,000 might round to 0.1%, it’s not in the *top* 0.1%. The rounding function should use “ceiling” not “round”

[@BlueXiphoid]

It's cool that your mom actually watches your stuff!

[@MarkedForJazz]

35:28 in my culture, you'd be considered a bad host if you don't feed your guest - whether or not you planned for them. It's usually not an issue, though, as cooking is often done in large enough quantities to feed a guest along with family.

[@MarkedForJazz]

I find it interesting to see just how wildly different cultures across the globe treat guests. I don't think you'd be a bad host if you don't feed a guest in a culture where feeding a guest is unusual.

[@Dexterity74]

Thank you Editor :) 7:09

[@von...]

he's going to be sooo disappointed when he visits the Pawn Stars OG shop ask me how I know lmao

[@crefour5866]

so proud I made it into the top 3% of wirtual's audience

[@scooting_turtle7830]

I downloaded trackmainia and as I was playing it for the first time my pc froze. Trackmainia fried my GPU and I spent $500 on a new one. I hate this game

[@radioforget]

5:20 Dr Gabba is a f banger!!

[@GnuSnu]

i love how his clothes change out of the sudden during the video

[@martinmasny1792]

i always watch a video of you when im trying to sleep bcs the trackmania sound w your voice makes me fall asleep faster its wierd but thank you for beign my sleeping buddy

[@werries238]

1. Tell the audience there is a cool plugin essential for the challenge. 2. Don't tell us the name. 3. ??? 4. PROFIT . . . . . . . 3 can be Mayonnaise, I guess. Don't have to be... unless...?

[@thezouave7636]

15:35 Bassed as hell editing 17:45 Not sure if this music was what wirtual was listening to and then bass edited it to make it carry to the next map or if it was a bass addition in the first place (b/c Wirtual has no idea what copyright is), but good pick! (I noticed a few other places where Wirtual was playing copyrighted music and the editors had to cut it out because the car noise was gone - Wirtual is a professional streamer and should know better by now smh)

[@wooden2621]

@@Rayski_ I am like 99.9% sure its the Plexi edit of "Summertime" by cinnamons x evening cinema

[@Crustyislooking]

@@wooden2621legend

[@JonahHuffman]

@@wooden2621 It seems everytime I want to know what song Wirt's playing it always ends up being Plexi. I should start my searches there from now on

[@karasiktheyoba9898]

This streamer is obsessed with mayo, and I love it too! Nice video, mayonnaise brother.

[@Enter_with_me]

You could beat 998 of them, one is faster, and one is you! :D

[@gxzmic]

This is a real wirtual main channel moment

[@whytherumgone]

on map 23 there is a trick that saves .3 seconds where you turn your car sideways and slide down the internal ramp covered in mayonnaise

[@martinvaclavik3505]

45:00 actually they found even older one. About 1000 years older than gobekle

[@lorenzomauriello3594]

2:57 CRABULON THEME lol

[@FTLnovaKid]

Most of the people that complain about a video being in 360p right after it drops have been on KZbin for a while. Which baffles me. Like how dumb can people be.

[@solid4life499]

Okay yea everyone is talking about the mayo.... but can we talk about the insane beat drop finish on 18:10 ... Absolutely beautiful

[@abdelramenhichou9223]

At 18:00 min in when I heard summertime I couldn’t focus on the gameplay and was straight up vibing… nice music choice

[@TopOfLobby]

13:32 - 13:39 Have you heard of this thing called *Greed* . Truly a wonderful thing that isn't at all an issue in the U.S. 🙃

[@butre.]

top 0.1% is tough on any map. I have enough trouble getting into top 5% usually. my best is top 2%, top 0.1% is 20 times better

[@bl3icom]

that fucking catjam edit lmao

[@smizzmeister]

I got called out at work today, not because of watching a Wirtual video, but because I audibly laughed at 17:27.

[@angex_rj]

thought custom aks were outlawed?

[@BudinoMK3]

song name at 17:50?

[@xXSoulxxFireXx]

the edit at 15:36, i'm crying

[@Zogitar]

I thought Nadeo said the analog keyboard thing wasn’t aloud because of the incident, or do I mis-remember?

[@sverenagain]

AN HOUR OF WIRTUAL.... TRULY I AM GODS FAVORITE

[@GunAinmNoAodann]

We need the mayo slide... but only if it's available in 360p.

[@DanielHatchman]

Is Wirt dead? 9 days since last stream. Let it be known the conspiracy theory started with me. Wirt died and any streams after this are fake Wirtual played by Riolu.

[@DanielHatchman]

The sleepers need you Wirt! They haven't slept in 8 days!

[@n64p3]

I can’t watch wirtual and sleep. He requires my entire attention

[@middlemug]

8:00 what's the song? goes like "move your body", but I forget the rest

[@ihopethisfindsyou]

COTD should use final speed as a tiebreak instead of name

[@chickenmaster3879]

36:00 'Murca 🦅🦅🦅🔫🔫🔫🍔🍔🍔 is a big place with a lot of subcultures, but from where I'm at we just try to not accidentally be at someone else's place while they have dinner as much as possible unless we planned for it.

[@dardanman123]

Man’s sitting here trying to get top .1% I can’t even get top 100%

[@Monkimode]

Glad im in the top 3% of the audience

[@nathanael0598]

Love the Terraria Calamity Crabulon bossfight music, DM DOKURO is an epic artist fr

[@npflorethon5936]

Hey wirtual, I watched your tutorial video and as soon as I watched the full thing and practiced just a little, I was able to get gold on every map and author on one as well. I’ve had trackmania for a while but never really played it and I don’t have club anymore lol. Thanks a lot though ❤

[@21sflicks66]

Bro really said go beckley tepy to göbeklitepe

[@jordancorfield4684]

I both sleep to and watch awake the vods like a cool kid

[@ryandaugherty1116]

My life is so boring right now that you can guarantee that I’ll sit here for an hour and watch the whole thing

[@drakedbz]

The reason people charge for an autograph is to reduce the amount of times they have to give it out. I doubt it has much to do with the money itself.

[@toribashproductions5502]

Hyped to see you at vid con!

[@isaacsmiles8213]

Us Americans are catching up in TM skill because we play drenched in mayonnaise! You should try it sometime Wirtual :)

[@scdave_archive]

A+++ editing bass

[@petitebiquette904]

Why is Wirtual teaching OJ to play chess?

[@mitch-lawless]

Your older siblings are going to become the next Magnus.

[@DYNOSRR]

13:35 I'm vipps-ing you for a photo.

[@iuhere]

this is very inspiring to me. thank you for sharing this one. looking forward to your educational upcoming content you mentioned.

[@cosmic2616]

43:26 IS THAT A GEOMETRY DASH REFRENCE?!?!?!??!

[@dangerrangerrob4664]

I love the real reason your excited to come to the states. lol

[@znaryuu3812]

Perfect timing of the beat drop at 18:07

[@altair1337]

anyone know what that song is?

[@Ticklestein]

All I’m gonna say it’s good to see you wear more fall colors in your clothing. You look less like a reanimated stiff.😂 (No but seriously: fall colors suit you very well)

[@TheWizardsOfOz]

I have discovered you solely through chess.

[@lewisshine917]

Genius Chatter! Please do run reviews. Would be a dope series to help new players. 5:00

[@JerryCan101]

No, but you beat 99 percent so POG to you.

[@micah_jones]

25 is by far the worst map ever added to the game. Writing this after I just wasted 1 hour of my life grinding from discovery run to 1 minute 12 second flat finish. What were they thinking by adding a +1 min map with quite possibly the dumbest dirt midsection ever created. STG that played like it was generated by an AI.

[@Chubbious]

Pyramid tier list video at 1 million

[@mawangshallhang]

I agree all the fast food tastes the same if it’s the same type