Can I Beat Dark Souls 3 as a LITERAL Pile of Rocks?

[@PressContinue]

You all know by now how I like to get my rocks off... Watch the full livestreams here: kzbin.info/aero/PL7ZSS2SC_BLmT-g5hUxi3oMWTDPPQWV7D 0:00 Intro 1:08 Stone Flesh 4:06 Early Game 22:47 Mid Game 47:08 Late Game Join this channel to get access to perks: kzbin.info/door/TXq-6py1mnaAmVadMeY_Cgjoin Discord: discord.com/invite/9wmc2AV6fJ

[@PlanetNateGaming]

"Over here, pile of rocks waving at you" - Korg

[@smokestack_lightning_999]

Walk hard

[@theReaper00x]

😊

[@magganboi1350]

Can't wait to spend over an hour watching a man play ds3 while stoned

[@PressContinue]

And fortunately in a KZbin friendly way

[@philippcaesar2856]

As good as press continue puns, for a moment thought it was his second account

[@Tp_hedgelinghog]

​@@PressContinueor in a way that's not age gating your content

[@KainaX122]

@@philippcaesar2856 he has a second account? Press Pause?

[@vxz9726]

Just don't lose your marbles

[@JKLeeds]

The joke with The Thing at the beginning was Fantastic!

[@PressContinue]

Perhaps if I do a wood related run, I can make a reference to the John Carpenter version of The Thing

[@amberhernandez]

I like to think JK watched the whole video, realised Press had already covered every rock pun he could've made, and humbly accepted defeat lmao

[@agentzla]

fantastic, huh? say that again.

[@fennikk2569]

​@@PressContinueI'll be Grooting for you

[@AivaAava]

Rolling Boulder in Sen's fortress : "We are so proud of you"

[@BetonKundySlap]

This challenge walk goes hard

[@PressContinue]

One can do it the quick way... or the hard way...

[@LeKreusel]

JK Leeds is Rock'n Rolling in his grave

[@CBFaoladh]

Not a single Rock Lobster joke, I know that took immense strength and a rock solid foundation.

[@PressContinue]

Ah crap. Happens all the time that I finish a video and realize I missed this or that joke. I also forgot to make a heavy metal 2000 reference to Zeke. Not that too many people would have caught that one to begin with, but you know...

[@dotgone]

@@PressContinue clearly Rock Lobster is for the Elden Ring version of the run.

[@Fraxxxi]

I'm convinced these videos take 40 hours to make. 20 hours for routing, running, and editing. and another 20 hours just to come up with all these puns.

[@PressContinue]

LOL, ooooh I wish it only took a mere 40 hours to make a video like this 🤣

[@R_lulu]

Actually 🤓🤓🤓🤓 While technically correct, it is more precise to say that Press Continue uses of witticism in his scripts. "Pun" also refers to playing on the SOUND of words, which is the realm of JK Leads 🤓🤓🤓🤓

[@u2msnake]

Way more hours

[@brandonalligood1817]

"The Boulder is conflicted about linking the fire to continue the age of fire." Fire keeper says, "hi". "The boulder is no longer conflicted."

[@fol4636]

Low mobility and high poise, this run is the closest thing we have to see our ds1 character in ds3.

[@KitsuneYojimbo]

I know this is a joke, but if you think about it, the Soul of Cinder is technically your character from the first game.

[@PierreLucSex]

I played DS1 heavy rolling thinking all along it was perfectly valid and it was

[@otamatonefan8996]

By the law of averages, if the old Rocks of Ages past are in the Soul of Cinder, but Cinder has far less poise, then that means... 90% of players were poiseless chumps.

[@elemental-zweihander]

I have watched the video together with my pet rock, he really loved to see one of his kind beating DS3

[@Lobotomistmankyeh]

it was a rocky start, but your damage was eventually rock solid. gneiss run overall, it's crystal clear that you have some marble-ous skills. you persevered through all the schist the game threw at you with stony determination.

[@AccainGaming]

This rocked my pants off

[@PressContinue]

I'm surprised you were wearing any in the first place 😁

[@AccainGaming]

@PressContinue 😏

[@GenericLoser12]

we don't gotta see yall rock hard put em back on

[@npc_N8]

"here's the thing" had me drop to the floor like a ton of bricks, laughing

[@Be_And]

Glad you had the _stones_ to complete this one!

[@funpolishfox5410]

The most Dutch run- stoned run.

[@PressContinue]

Yet in a youtube friendly way :D (remember that my dragonstones video initially got demonetized for "herb related" joke)

[@viljamtheninja]

The crazy editing, slowed down music and eerie wind effects during the intro made me feel absolutely, ahem, stoned.

[@dmcx-tv2308]

You are indeed a Rock-et Man for practically doing a Golem Run. . . . Or Walk.

[@PressContinue]

LET's GO LEM! but not too fast...

[@reempeleg7513]

Watching this rock hard

[@apencil5147]

Using boulder heave as a rock is like trowing some guy as a human. (Lets nit forget the rocks shatter on impact…)

[@Ron_Junkman]

I love runs like this, you make a meme build and you just find new meta.

[@rickswordfire4774]

2:11 This is a great joke. Wait, no. That joke is _hard_ to beat.

[@emerald_lord2267]

I can't believe how much that joke sent me into a fucking giggling fit...

[@limenade5941]

Wow, this new video rocks! It’s fun to see the complete WALK-through

[@rozmarinideas5340]

Press Continue Rocks! You're my favourite Rockstar challenge walker- and this challenge is the true definition of rock'n'roll.

[@steamroy]

this was the first run that i, at least partially, have seen live. It is amazing... no mindboggling and gobsmacking how much time, practice and skill is needed, just to perform the run. And then its again hours on end to cut. I appreciate this very much. Thank you. Your vids are a beautiful watch wwhile coocking and eating.

[@86fifty]

WHOOHOO, I loved that intro song! I've gotten so over-saturated with We Will Rock You from hearing it SO many times in my life, but this new remix let me re-experience WHY it's over-saturated, because it IS really good! Now to watch the rest of the video XD

[@ghostram7900]

49:36 had me like 🤨, but I can't judge lol

[@NotcNorck]

The Curse Rotted Greatwood glitch is easy to recreate on purpose and also by sheer mistake. Spam backstep while entering the fog gate and you are set, it should usually work.

[@PressContinue]

Interesting. Still wondered what caused it in my instance though

[@runetaxdestroyer1598]

Seems you keep getting boulder with your video ideas ;) Love to see it! Keep it up! Love seeing your DS3 vidsos.

[@gigabyteguru2452]

The Dancer was crushed that you specialize in rock instead of ballet.

[@piress9229]

Really appreciate just how in depth the planning was for this, you really left no stone unturned!

[@technoboy119]

Thank you Press for the amazing content! Much love.

[@PressContinue]

🥰

[@volnomut2682]

ROCK AND STONE BROTHERS !!!

[@PressContinue]

🪨

[@Streetcleanergaming]

ROCK AND STONE TO THE BONE

[@Nightmarecatalyst]

ROCK AND ROLL AND STONE

[@darthplagueis13]

DID I HEAR A ROCK AND STONE?

[@Spellfork]

ROCK AND STONE FOR KARL!

[@Neo_Theo]

I made sure to hit "Like" at "down suture"; that was peak puns while at the peak.

[@VinnyMcGuire-vo4sf]

You deserve a thousand subs jus for that into I never knew I needed to see andre beat the drums but me happy the fire keeper can play one of hell of a base

[@PressContinue]

(the firekeeper plays guitar and the soul of cinder plays bass)

[@JustMiluna]

I was waiting for this! Oh gosh it's finally time to grab my packs of popcorn and enjoy after a long say, yesssa🥰

[@man_emperor]

Hmm I’m fairly sure the opposite of an uppercut might be a hammer-fist or axe handle? Perhaps perhaps

[@lubue5795]

I kinda expected it to be a "no dodge" run, where your goal is to tank through everything and win that way. But seeing rocks tumble over to avoid a gravely fate is also fun.

[@PressContinue]

Ah you mean an "all hit run". No, that's not what I was going for. Even when wearing a thick layer of protection I very much enjoy being naked underneath there :)

[@sul6an_079]

I was sad I didn't watch the live stream but now it's here I'm excited to see it from the beginning

[@ampgamer7941]

Oooo I been looking forward to this video!

[@morgen3737]

Solid run as always, rock solid someone would say

[@bdchjcmnkijgt6718]

I guess you were HARD this entire walkthrough 😈

[@PressContinue]

To be fair, that's pretty common actually...

[@Creeperkid529]

This run was peak, amazing how people can still come up with runs even to this day

[@DoughBob86]

I was expecting this run to be complete schist, granite... it was not. I was impressed with his stony resolve, and gneiss planning and routing. Rock on!

[@brandongreen4439]

Good luck with this run, Pilo Rocks!

[@EXDAN12]

The puns on this run were pretty solid

[@sakura368]

"here's the thing" literally a picture of the thing, comedic

[@carbonbeaker409]

I couldn't hear some of the puns the first time due to it's all rock and roll to me playing on repeat in my head. Time to roll it back and attempt the sisyphean task of finding all the puns. I'm glad you've gotten boulder with the punnery though.

[@kazumafellblood9458]

at this point I am convinced that Press is a Fey creature of some kind that can only speak in puns.

[@LuisGonzalez-tp1uy]

you my fav souls content creator gang keep it up yessir

[@PressContinue]

🥰

[@MazeMaker4Life]

When you spray paint the glass cannon to look like a stone cannon xD

[@gregoryporter-gaming2559]

rock solid video as always

[@connorconnor5286]

A downward punch like that would be called a falcon punch, great play through!

[@briarbarfield5809]

The BOULDER appreciates this kind video Mr Press

[@rodefshalom]

You should combine this with a dung pie run so you can ask everyone, “can you smell what The Rock is cooking?”

[@Zarroxius]

I know you usually take the hard way as opposed to the easy way out when doing these challenge runs, but this is a new level I think.

[@marystone860]

YAY! A New Press Continue Vid! DS3 as a pile of f-ing ROCKS! This is going to be good!

[@DarkTheHunterTheReal]

Damage ? Pain ? Suffering ? I'm a rock, I don't know these words. I've been standing there for more than a million years.

[@sir_smilesalot7589]

You were really off your rocker when you came up with this idea, man

[@tyrano1982]

Boulder heave is actually a pretty good pyromancy, also, it can hit twice if you do it properly. I used it to kill every boss... And the only one that resisted was Midir... It was literally impossible to hit him. Also... Run... I mean... Roll... I mean... Rock &R Roll!

[@Babza_Jr]

I am so happy you included the bit where the cute rock lizards annihilate you!

[@PressContinue]

Yeah I thought you would like that...

[@AllanaLanowl]

Aaaah, my favorite Press Continue Video "Can you beat Dark Souls 3 as GNHAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

[@cyanspartan1757]

Dark Souls 3 : Grime Edition Edit: 12:51 The same thing happened to me a while ago. No idea what causes it. Maybe it's a death thing? Dying to C-rG and then re-entering the bossroom has a chance to break the fight ig. Nice one, Miyazaki.

[@PressContinue]

I have no idea

[@erronblack3462]

Lightning finds the shortest path to the ground. You are not grounded you are the ground

[@PressContinue]

... fair I guess

[@Buzk_4]

If only Oceiros knew that Stone pupa was the right way to become dragon

[@lepindre9193]

nice rock bro

[@Tsuki_the_canadian_otaku]

You graduated from the school of Rock even if your grades were a little rocky you still rocked your way to graduation

[@lucifersdaughter8837]

Great video! Ive decided to incorrectly assume this is a tribute to the recent Very Important People episode on Dropout with Zeke Aaron McKinley! He'd have to chuckle at all the puns but would probably want a skateboard to help with the slow walking

[@PressContinue]

Well never heard of that Zeke. I did want to make a reference to Zeek from Heavy Metal 2000 but I unfortunately forgot

[@lucifersdaughter8837]

@PressContinue He is a comedy character completely made of rocks who looks almost exactly like your character here! The video was packed so full of great references I'm surprised you had even more that didn't make it

[@LJAndrews1986]

I've never enjoyed watching someone damage their mental health so much, you are a legend 😂

[@AstralAnubes]

12:45 that’s a crazy glitch never seen that before

[@RNSNC1SD34D]

how things really just fall into place, i was on and about my ng+ cycles on ds3 and for the Soul of Cinder, i decided to use havel's full set but i forgot to two hand the bonk stick so i used the shield weapon art instead and i discovered that ability and what i discovered was you can completely trivialize any poise breakable boss with that WA, so i searched online for videos or compilations of people using stone flesh to decimate ds3 runs but i found none even with ds3 being released almost 9 years ago then i saw this uploaded a day ago, time really is funny

[@Karanagi]

Elmo's having a conniption watching this.

[@anjua2699]

The puns Press comes up with always rock.

[@purplx1100]

Always love watching your Videos Press, you "Rock" 😎❤️

[@dondorondoanvil4362]

And here we go again, seeing Press going HARD as he beats some MEAT down. Now, this is NOT my kind of challenge 😅

[@tomix6690]

4 minutes in and my brain is already turning into mush with all the stone puns 😂

[@bleh-h8t]

What other channels does this guy do? Or is he the guy does comedy gaming stuff on fb etc? Such a distinct voice and daft jokes, it's 100% same guy, love it haha

[@PressContinue]

Er... wut?

[@bleh-h8t]

@PressContinue do you not have another channel lol?? Damn, when I find the guy I'll send you a link, you sound so similar and have a similar sense of humour, sorry for the mistake lol

[@FreyRosfield]

Honestly, so happy that I couldn't watch this video yesterday, cause today I got real sick and now I can just lay back and have some quality time with one of my favs (watch him suffer for one (1) hour straight)

[@Shatter149]

legend says a boulder took over the land of undead.

[@varrusprimo2722]

Brother man hit the mental rock bottom with this one

[@snomunist]

That bug you got where the curse rotted greatwood didn't switch to fase to is a common bug which has been in the game for a long time, i even got this bug in my first playtrough of the game and got really confused when i killed the boss and the ground fell for no reason😂

[@PressContinue]

Interesting. I've never experienced it before in all this time

[@tobiasgorgen7592]

12:30 FINALLY! This happened to me on my first DS3 playthrough and I could not find any mention or video of it online!

[@LegendofUnknown]

Doubters might have said you don't have stones, but you showed them just how rocky you really are

[@Murmaider4]

This is giving me "Very Important People" energy

[@PressContinue]

???

[@miasma82]

You rock as always

[@RedYellowBird6889]

Ha you're quite literally hard headed for this run, this should be good.

[@PressContinue]

We can do it the easy way or the hard way. And I prefer doing it the rock hard way...

[@RedYellowBird6889]

@@PressContinue Amen to that.

[@SpecShadow]

You know what else is hard? dat Gorilla in the Mist reference now I feel old thanks

[@PressContinue]

You're very welcome :)

[@justaguyandadog2984]

7:18 i mean, if you smash someone over the head with a granite countertop they MIGHT die

[@averageguy1884]

This video ROCKS!!

[@sorinsilverheart3200]

Right off the bat: any boss with a grab attack is gonna be a pain in the ass. Thats my prediction

[@PressContinue]

It certainly was in the no stamina challenge but in this one those weren't so bad

[@alfonshasel1995]

34:45 never mess with the stone roly poly

[@jero3382]

Huge respect for him, he was bricked during the entire video

[@charlieb4554]

Perfect video for sleepy times

[@saysick4742]

you shine like prism stones, my sunshine

[@calebdueck5864]

This video definitely rocks

[@specta4154]

da linch mob reference , never thought i'd see that in a souls challenge run

[@PressContinue]

What specifically are you referring to?

[@specta4154]

@@PressContinue the guerillas in the mist reference during the oceiros fight

[@PressContinue]

@@specta4154 LOL, no that was a direct reference to Gorillas in the mist, the book by Dian Fossey and the movie that was made about it in 1988 with Sigourney weaver Never heard of Lynch mob, but that must be a reference to Dian Fossey as well. A play on words.

[@specta4154]

@@PressContinue not much of a reader myself so my bad , i believe though that it might be as you suggested , either way am gonna continue watching your video now , have a good day press

[@connorburris4846]

I do think no stone Armors, or actually blocking with the stone shield, was a bit of a waste. I mean, when else would you use it? Also, I was happy to actually catch some of this live.

[@PressContinue]

Nah absolutely not. Because then we wouldn't have been doing things the hard way

[@xaviermeyer660]

Ah yes, i remember watching you live when your l you were trying kill those tiranite lizards by horace for 20 minutes.

[@PressContinue]

Er... oh... well er... I don't recall that specific section to be honest...

[@xaviermeyer660]

Please forgive my i my i your my typos

[@COI-O3]

Personally, I couldnt do a challenge like this, but hey, whatever rocks your boat :)

[@nothingness217]

Of course it'd be Rock You in the intro

[@Randerson2409]

If I don't see some love for Hard Rock Hallelujah in the soundtrack to this video I'm gonna be deeply upset

[@PressContinue]

Sowwy...

[@Randerson2409]

@PressContinue This is an unforgivable transgression