Can I Beat Elden Ring While EVERY Status Effect Is Killing Me?

[@futuristicbus61]

Imagine being a literal demigod, and having some dude come to fight you with nothing more than a metal strainer on his head, a steel ball on each hand, and a turtle shell on his back. He beats you almost entirely to death within minutes, like you *barely* cling to life, only for him to cover his eyes, scream, hemorrhage blood from every orifice, and then fall asleep and die.

[@merfblaster]

Ah yes, the tarnished with schizophrenia, anemia, narcolepsy, and cancer

[@ProtoIndoEuropean88]

@@merfblaster and hypothermia

[@demo_AAA]

I’d think this guy must have sacrificed everything to gain this power and die content thinking I didn’t just get killed by a diseased hobo

[@ThickRedPaste]

​@@merfblasterdysentery

[@theticksquad8218]

A Mimir

[@Bananaman559]

Thank you for portraying how it feels to stand up in your mid twenties through an elden ring run

[@Skumnut]

just doing my job

[@nobodyaltyt103]

Im only 18 but I feel you on that

[@trash6985]

@@nobodyaltyt103bro said “im only 18” your life is over my boy

[@62cky4powerthirst]

I turn 30 next month, pray for me.

[@23Butanedione]

​@@62cky4powerthirstwelcome to hell

[@thomassantos3684]

I mean, if I were a horse and some dude was sitting on me going insane, dripping with poison and plague, and occasionally spewing out blood and ice, I'd probably take the chance to run away once he fell asleep, too.

[@TheDarkPeasant]

I accidentally skipped over the "if I were a horse" part when reading this 😂😂😂

[@heathermelton5688]

Bro wrote a poem

[@purplehaze2358]

I'm almost certain the enemies were especially aggressive because they thought your condition was contagious and wanted to kill you before it could spread.

[@catwithagun7410]

Lore accurate Medieval Era

[@pockystyx4087]

Its impressive that you made a mod that lets you play as a narcoleptic hemophiliac, who also suffers from chronic migraines, thyroid issues, a lowered immune system that causes you to be prone to infection, and rolling induced boneitis. Really feels like you've gone the extra mile here; 10/10, would proc again.

[@VFFP54]

ufff. that's an entire season of House M.D. summarized in this comment. 10/10

[@darkwarrior5149]

what do thyroid issues do? How does that relate to the frsotbite here? I am curious.

[@huskyhd693]

Because his body is cooling down rapidly, signifying low metabolism. Which proves his thyroid issue.

[@darkwarrior5149]

@@huskyhd693 ah thanks!

[@imthatoneguyirl]

"I'm not a masochist. I'm just pushing my body to its limits and seeing if I can take it." -real life Markiplier.

[@InEx808]

I'm beginning to think these scrumptious runs are just an excuse for Skumnut's kink for mental pain

[@Lolllllll309]

That’s a valid point tho😭

[@jaysanj152]

One thing i've learnt from this video is how deadly the Sleep debuff really is despite how underutilized it was in the actual game. makes me rather excited (and worried) how the DLC is gonna be like since Sleep does plays a rather huge role in it.

[@daifuku75]

The sleep builds are literally being slept on 💤

[@pastelroswell]

How's that going for you now that it's out lmao

[@Zachebi]

I got slept once and it wasnt from the meter filling up lol

[@theRanniDoll1864]

You know it’s gonna be a good day when skum uploads edit: HOLY I feel the likes coming deep inside me

[@adama3265]

Remove the s replace the k with c in skum

[@Skumnut]

have a good day

[@syugyeh]

Always

[@ismailhassan2316]

True😁

[@23Butanedione]

​@@Skumnutshut up

[@Shaclinga]

I loved being there for it live. It was my first time watching him live and it wonderful. Thank you for suffering for our enjoyment skum 😊

[@Skumnut]

thanks for stopping by the stream

[@titesyl1023]

Death blight : I one shot you when I proc onto you Curse in ds3 : Hey, stop copying me Ds1 curse : Amateurs, you are both amateurs

[@treybowers154]

God fuck I forgot how bad curse was in ds1

[@webpombo7765]

Demon's Souls: Curse doesn't kill you, but if you do die you get cursed

[@HelpIdkAGoodUser301]

Judging by the length of this video and that it isn’t April first, yes.

[@theGazzer]

Thanks

[@Gyno-Mackima]

Thanks

[@archangelvenus]

Thanks

[@Gandhi_Physique]

Yeah, I get a tiny bit annoyed that people word their titles like questions. It doesn't really matter.. but like, most likely the answer is "yes" lol.

[@tacofitness1876]

Thanks

[@ollie3959]

When skum does these challenges, he eminates pure alpha male energy, but im still convinced he's a masochistic sub

[@birdgamerman]

I was born with glass bones and paper skin. Every morning I break my legs, and every afternoon I break my arms. At night, I lie awake in agony until my heart attacks put me to sleep.

[@LikeTheBirb]

What if Try to beat Elden Ring, but your camera is forced to always look down?

[@TheArtDev]

Elden ring but ur camera is always forced in the opposite direction of enemies (averages out ig for multiple enemies)

[@Haru-spicy]

Deathblight from Fia Frostbite from Ranni Scarlet Rot from Millicent Madness from Hyetta Poison from Tanith Blood Loss from... Mohg? Sleep from Phillia

[@lukeerickson665]

MOHG?

[@darreideamos2309]

blood loss from Eleonora

[@synical69]

Sleep from philia… Hey… Hey wait a second-

[@Cerise__]

Bleed me, Mohglester 👉👈🥺

[@leeroyjenkins4551]

Even here Melina is underused :/

[@Reliccontent]

41:22 godskin duo is so infamously annoying that I’m pretty sure it’s for a lot of people broke the rules during their runs I personally find the bosses pretty ok if you aren’t using summons, then you’re gonna need sleep pots but if you’re using sleep pants that you weren’t gonna need summons, you use both your guaranteed to win the fight

[@ToweringPepsiMan]

Can you beat Elden Ring while being chased by pre nerfed Elden Stars at all times?

[@ToweringPepsiMan]

Bet you can't

[@TheAbandoned_Explorers]

16:14 “Didst thou witness?” Yeah, Godfrey just witnessed you beat the shit out of an actual cancer patient

[@covetedjewel]

Oh nice, a run that's accurate to the medieval era

[@colespeck3089]

Anyone find it funny that Skum is ten times more wholesome in the comments than in the actual video?

[@lordbeerus8127]

Y'know, I grew up with one saying from an experienced man named 'Skumnut.' He had a saying, "That was such horrible timing, and I'm about to die from death."

[@Mangoscats]

Alternate title: Can the make a wish foundation get a kid to become elden lord

[@Tagillas_left_pinky_toe]

Thank you so much. I was having a bad day and you really just brightened it up.

[@the0newh0plinplinpl0n]

By the amount of times that he sleeps your character should be named Joe Biden

[@Skumnut]

☠☠☠

[@daifuku75]

Unfortunately, although both sleep, both have gone completely mad and both are rotted and decrepit, at least Skum isn't getting lost trying to leave the tutorial unlike Joe who wouldn't make it past the door

[@barneybetsington7501]

Very original. Fuck Joe Biden, and fuck creepy weirdos simping for Trump with over 40 sexual assault suits (some involving children), good friend of epstein.

[@brandonsargent7105]

Between madness and sleep it’s a Trump and Biden hybrid

[@reviewthereviewer7034]

Trump isn't mad, you're just a cuck

[@alastor8091]

31:10 Ranni goochy so cold it gives you frostbite

[@sariuswasstolenalready]

kicking my toes blushing and squealing at the sight of more skumnut mental anguish

[@Icewall956]

When I first started watching, I expected you to be one of those ultra edgelords, but once I saw how funny yet respectful in the videos and how kind you are in the comment section, I knew this was a channel 100% worth watching and subbing to. You’re a real one skum

[@kaiser9598]

20:08 Thanks now I know where all the confidence from some guys comes from

[@draconicwolf6499]

For the Godskin Duo, their hitbox remains active for a short time as they are dying and just after, so you can stack up some extra damage by attacking as they are dying. Won't have to fight so many that way.

[@foulbeans9693]

Skumnut actually made sleep relevant in a playthrough, he's a mad man.

[@kitsicles111]

Well, he is constantly getting madness, so he is literally a mad man

[@heartbeat4atinman]

The unvaccinated child run

[@damianshope6517]

💀

[@denerlkonig277]

Best comment by far. Lmao 😂 literally got me rolling.

[@vladimirnuken5983]

Next he should do a blood clot fully vaccinated run

[@Swagtildawn]

​@@vladimirnuken5983 Cringe antivax comment. Stay in your hole.

[@waterbottles393]

5:00 The caffeine imbued into Skum's bloodstream def puttin in work. "Our bodies are 86% water. His last blood test, he was 65% frappucino."

[@leeroyjenkins4551]

34:22 "I'm about to die from death" my new favourite Scumnut phrase

[@logancamp9098]

Since the *canon lore* of this video is all the status effects are stds from all the maidens, who do you think each one is from? I'm guessing fia is deathblight, ranni is frostbite, hyetta is madness, rya is poison, millicent is rot, and clearly varre is bleed, but who is sleep from? We need the std run deep lore

[@sunlastname]

well the only one left is melina, so surely it must be her

[@treybowers154]

​@@sunlastnametoo bad Skum was too scared to fight her 😴

[@Messatsu333]

I know I'm late but prob St. Trina / Miquella since I think St. Trina arrows cause sleep.

[@Ryn9116]

Bleed should be Eleanora

[@Valatyalie]

It makes total sense that being slept while on Torrent would knock you off. But goddamn, it is tremendously funny for no good reason.

[@justinelledge326]

"Local man tests positive for everything, refuses to take medication, kills god instead."

[@sekroz896]

sepsis, cancer, hemmorage, hypothermia, narcolepsy and schizophrenia.

[@Reliccontent]

3:37 personally, I love scarlet rot 💀 it’s so juicy when it Procs and just like that 30% of almost any bosses health gone completely incurable get fucked

[@Icanonlyhustle]

DAD!!! YOU ARE SO GOOD AT THIS FATHER!

[@Skumnut]

hi

[@Icanonlyhustle]

Hi father

[@Reliccontent]

Bro Tortures himself I don’t think I’ve seen anybody so good at souls games

[@zandrr9810]

thanks for beating the run after disintegrating my family skumnut🥰🥰🥰 what a cool fun stream!!!!!!

[@knatspray]

He did that to mine too, such a gentleman

[@aidenpoole2515]

Ah yes, the Make a Wish kid Run

[@wizzord466]

This is like the second walter white playthrough

[@baitornot4697]

You can achieve these status effects in real life by going into your nearest gas station, and drinking from the toilet.

[@advisingassable]

Great gimmick run, & making deathblight tied to rolling was a nice workaround . would have been interesting if you tied the other statuses to actions also (like attacking built bloodloss,running made you mad & jumping made you sleepy or something) This was a great wach, +the guilty gear ost was awesome

[@Kellenmoorefootball]

Thank you for showing us what it would be like to be bleeding internally, always having melationin, stuck on fiery shrooms, having food poison, being unbelievably cold, having rot on your body, and having roots planted inside you that grow when you roll around in elden Ring, I had a science assignment about that

[@knatspray]

Skum, you know that if you keep doing this you’ll have to do a fists only run

[@91AizenSama]

Will Skumnut ever do a run that wouldn't send a sane man into the hospital?

[@VariousGoblinsInATrenchCoat]

When you think about it, Melina is kind of like John Wick since she vows to kill you after you kill her old horse

[@Apple.Man.Gaming]

Skumnut beats elden ring while every status effect is killing him and while using big balls, in result he becomes the lord of elden balls

[@Comradedax1988]

*Skumnut hiding behind a tiny tree stump against a giant fire ball: "I fucking hate trees".

[@ZiKayOG]

Skumnut is the best elden ring player, that even status effects can't beat him

[@purplehaze2358]

I'm not joking when I say this is the first time I've actually seen someone get beaten by Godrick, and hence the first time I've seen his win line.

[@thaias9654]

He has 2 different lines depending on what phase you die in

[@against1virus]

Elden ring but you have: Narcolepsy Food poisoning Frostbite Hemophilia The plague Rabies Aids

[@GodskinNoble-dl8fd]

bro was scared to fight me this stream

[@SineWave289]

Skum may not be pregnant but he never fails to deliver

[@i.minpayne2561]

come again?

[@dustydragon568]

What-

[@bialilly3178]

not yet he's not

[@i.minpayne2561]

@@bialilly3178 COME AGAIN?

[@devious_rat]

@@i.minpayne2561 yeah he should probably come again to make sure

[@L1v1ngDeAdGirl]

Arthur Morgan if he was a character in Elden Ring.

[@HY-is5cy]

I was thr one who suggested removing the armor at the end of the run in the hope of getting a longer stream but that didn't work unfortunately you're just too good

[@AnotherSkeletor]

My man out here dying of death, certified 💀moment.

[@isacopd]

I love to watch skum's videos, firstly because I like watching other people suffer and secondly because he has guilty gear soundtrack on

[@futuristicbus61]

6:16 this shit had me laughing way too hard I love Skum’s runs

[@justinberg6178]

The homie needs to share music. 9:04 and 10:50 sound good, but I do t know the artist.

[@DudeTheMighty]

"Jesus was the first JoJo" Strictly speaking, "Jesus of Nazareth" was his government name. His birth name was "Joshua, son of Joseph". I don't know much about JJBA, but that seems like the kind of thing that would be canon.

[@theGazzer]

Can we just appreciate how rock hard this video makes us?

[@mark0183]

Scarlet rotussy 🥵😍

[@theGazzer]

@@mark0183 okay bud

[@VinceMouse]

You're not allowed to play the game for real until you beat Margit. Godrick is just the victory lap.

[@SpellboundSpectre]

0:04 you can do this since the four kings, but death animations of shared healthbar bosses can still be damaged so you can wipe godskin duo in 6 or so hits

[@stevenlewis2599]

Yk almost 2 years ago you appeared in my feed because I watched any and all of the elden ring playtest to get an understanding of every possible detail. Since then you’ve become one of my favorite Elden ring content creators because your commentary is just hilarious sometimes. Glad to see you’re still at it can’t wait to see how you handle the dlc when that drops in 3023

[@geg3058]

bros got the grandest gaming chair ive ever seen

[@NoWayDahme]

Bro slipped 115 in from COD zombies and no one noticed

[@Spectralanomaly6]

12:28 Imagine fire giant

[@Gawdniteowl]

Missed opportunity for the name “Smelden ring”

[@justascrub8383]

6:15 'alright we're fine, we're chilling.' intentional pun?

[@dadavie99garlicbread19]

dude got the how did we get here achievement in elden ring

[@protonjones54]

41:27 LMAO

[@banshee1vocalist]

Missed opportunity not making Quagmire who has every disease known to man

[@assault3580]

28:00 115 listener ? W skumnut

[@amirmagdy5922]

Wtf man and i thought that playing the game with 3x enemys is impossible

[@somepvpguy69]

Pov: you inhaled for .000000000000001 seconds too long while standing up:

[@GENskatestudios]

I really like the item description pop-ups! More youtubers should consider doing that.

[@Bdog12020]

It was my first time I watched him live and it was awesome, love the video skum.

[@leonlindkvist]

5:15 RAADDIIIIOOO 🗣🗣🗣🔥🔥🔥

[@fearslayersoro1589]

bro should've named him the demon core XD

[@slayeroffurries1115]

The freaking sped up Jarburg clip 😭

[@triangleswith3angles]

This is how schizophrenia feels like

[@cosmalade]

the most anyone has ever had to deal with sleep in this game

[@KFP_ES]

The background GG music activated something in my brain. FREEEEEEEESIA syncing up with the ending was great.

[@Icyy8030]

Alternative title: Beating Elden Ring but i have all major Std’s

[@lazerninga]

“Beat godskin duo without sleep” can’t wait for the DLC to add a third godskin and have the trio be immune to sleep.

[@Shehbegood]

Man really got how did we get here in Elden ring 💀

[@error13376]

Man, your channel, your runs and first and foremost your attitude and entertainment levels are the fucking goat. Keep on keeping on my guy, your content is literally so enjoyable.

[@ClassicMist360]

subscribed literally just for the zombie's OST's in the background of the video. what a MAN OF CULTURE

[@Mangoscats]

A big problems is gonna be if you wanna use any spells or buffs, madness gets rid of a lot of fp

[@Skumnut]

yeah sleep also drains FP too on top of that lol, still didn't use any spell to help with status build up either tho

[@treybowers154]

​@@Skumnutyou also didn't fight Malenia 🙄 wussybussy scared of scarletussy 😂

[@CLUMSY101]

Me, wasting 30 hours to level up to finally beat Margit. This guy : Kill Margit will all statuses effect keep building up ... FIRST TRY. 😅😅😅

[@JoyMewUwu]

Skumnut I need you to do the DLC like this, plz ser nutter plz

[@John-fo4wp]

Elden Ring but I’m John (I have chronic health issues)

[@NukeOverlord]

Those Margit fights were brilliant. Hilarious seeing every effect popping at once

[@labbit35]

Elden Ring, but the lands between is bombarded by nuclear radiation

[@dannymac939]

I can’t believe you murdered Alexander

[@claytonwood8839]

16:30 - give Godrick more credit, you only have seven diseases

[@richardrolison9932]

rennala dropping chandeliers always makes me think of anvils getting dropped on a cartoon characters head