Can I Beat EVERY Jump King Game in 1 Hour?

[@ConnorDawg]

Use code CONNOR50 to get 50% off your first Factor box at bit.ly/3SdJSwt!

[@cheese___cat]

wait a minute..... 3 days ago? this was published 1 hour ago

[@fluffybbpeachhun6768]

No matter what your pog, you've done it anyway

[@emma_nutella58]

The math is mathing

[@pestbasin20407]

​@@emma_nutella58it does

[@DEMNPOF]

Pogostuck 2 is waiting

[@harunate9329]

No one can stop this man from playing Jump King

[@darkbrother339]

Only himself. The original maps are boring as shit. Not sure why streamers won't do any more custom ones.

[@randomguypostanimeupdates6703]

He so unstoppable we can't stand it anymore XD a

[@victorbressler7156]

guess this white man can jump

[@shino4242]

@@victorbressler7156 For some stupid reason, now all I want is to see several former and current NBA stars playing Jump King in some sort of tournament. Its basically the only realistic way Jordan can be dethroned as the irl jump king XD...until we learn he's actually absolutely cracked at JK and can speed run each of them in like 5 minutes.

[@emma_nutella58]

At this point Connor will blame anyone but himself for his own shortcomings. He just likes to blame me the most cause I’m French 😔

[@justacommenterforfun.1265]

come on guys what are we doing? Get her up there in the top comments

[@fableshearth2457]

Thank you for making Connor suffer for our amusement

[@emma_nutella58]

@@fableshearth2457it’s what I was put on this earth to do

[@emma_nutella58]

@@justacommenterforfun.1265 don’t have to be at the top to torment Connor

[@cheesefriesandgangsigns]

Fr*nch 🤮 (jk love you)

[@phoenixc5030]

sodium chloride

[@ChantztheWrapper]

real

[@Asura-vj3wn]

Potassium nitride

[@hehehe4168]

Carbon dioxide

[@starlequin]

Incredible

[@goro8675]

Potassium Hydroxide

[@lennytheface9601]

I hope he plays more of the fanmade dlc‘s. The jump king streams and videos are just top tier.

[@shino4242]

The chat giving him shit alone with their donation messages is just a god damn masterpiece. Even the low hanging fruit jokes that have been said a million times like the "fall guys" jokes or the "Connor, the point is to get to the top, not the bottom" jokes etc just get me everytime. Or..I can't remember if it was his original playthrough, or one of the DLC runs, or him trying to speed run for the first time, but I also remember the long string of "big dick willy dafoe" donation messages and just absolutely dying.

[@tigerxra8515]

Nice to see Connor playing Jump King. One of the first his streams I've watched was Jump king gameplay. Working with firewood in peacful winter day. Snow is gently falling down. Monke malding and tts blasting through the speaker. Good memories.

[@ScaredyOwl]

As an enjoyer of seeing Connor suffer, I'm absolutely excited to see this

[@masonguyman3074]

That edit at 6:42 was a masterpiece of cinema

[@WELC0MET0N0VEMBERWWWWWWWWWWWW]

9:07 who ever is editing. You are a gift to humanity. Thank you for your creation.

[@Artichoke0001]

The editing on this is actually phenomenal, great job

[@BobLobster-fo9zw]

That final run was nuts.

[@fabicore100]

*Chef kiss* my congratulations to the editor for the best moment of the video 17:50

[@zenomylo1139]

I would love to see Connor play Celeste. I'm not particularly good at parkour games but that game actually made want to claw my eyes out lol.

[@dango6266]

It's weirdly stress relieving for me. Idk I don't really get angry when I lose in Celeste

[@ThePeaceluffer]

@@dango6266 yeah the super fast dying-reviving cycle makes it feel a lot better, and once you got the hang of something its super satisfying. I'm not very good at it but with how well dying is handled, I don't mind playing hard custom maps that have me dying over a 1000 times. At this point I've managed to clear 2 expert-rated maps.

[@miuuhh5196]

Is it just me or does does Connor have this uncanny valley look on his face on the ad part? 1:58

[@tofuonion1150]

that is AI. idk what software but nvidia has one.

[@finne0n]

it looks like his eyes are edited to be bigger... strange

[@bellezuchowski6863]

i thought i was going crazy

[@not.insane6226]

I love how Connor just started driving into Emma with pure hatred

[@emma_nutella58]

He just loves bullying me cause I’m French 😭

[@TheMike0088]

13:08 POV: You're the last noodle in the spicy ramen cup.

[@laritello]

13:03 is this F1 reference in my ConnorDawg video?! AlphaTauri colors would fit better :P Clearly Connor is Yuki of Jump King. So good both at the game and at choking. Great edit (as always)!

[@blank9789]

I can't tell who went harder here... The absolutely insane clutch at the end with Monke or Mudan and is infinitely scaling god tier editing skills because this video was an absolute slay of an edit!!

[@veritasmod7013]

This edit was by lanicorn, not Mudan. He only manages the channel.

[@emma_nutella58]

Not my fault I’m French, I was born this way. Didn’t have a choice in it 😭

[@litten6437]

0:54 Damn Connor got those anime eyes

[@neniv]

Ianicorn deserves a raise cause this editing is fucking hilarious

[@Yaamark]

Preview art is amazing as always

[@doomdimention9787]

Feels weird having a jump king video with no tired Mouse showing up midway through.

[@yoshinojunpei5234]

Man really got to next level after countless hours of suffering 😮

[@menekenkack]

God, I hate how that stupid pirate joke 16:16 _ALWAYS_ gets me. Now matter how many times someone donates for it, EVERY SINGLE TIME I crack up

[@Tuschi17]

Would love to see more custom maps in the future. Connor playing these games is my favorite thing on the channel.

[@RoronoaZoro-ol8mq]

13:02 - The F1 radio got me 🤣

[@0x150]

9:09 kills me every time

[@DioGenes1943]

One must imagine connor is happy

[@thelordoftheweebs9501]

15:39 with all the random, weird noises connor does I'm surprised he hasn't tried to make his own regi cry or imitation.

[@harudafloof1875]

0:25 that "Titanium" insert there got me😭😭

[@marlonfrancis7214]

Les gooo, connor trying to drive himself crazy with Jump King again!!

[@emma_nutella58]

Connor definitely wasn’t sane those streams

[@Traffic-cone-monster]

He’s got this, the suffering is just part of the process 😎

[@Red-mg4ro]

Connor suffering in Jump King with trolling TTS is peak content. Can only be improved by having a giggling gremlin in the background.

[@Siinory]

"You're French Emma. You were born pre-lobotomized" as a fellow French, I have to agree

[@emma_nutella58]

I mean he’s not wrong 😔

[@Siinory]

@@emma_nutella58 Indeed!

[@avengerboxer]

lanicorn your references are top notch, died of f1 subtitles

[@OrbitalWings]

17:15 Was that... 'Bio Wars'? From Godzilla vs Biollante??? That's got to be the deepest musical deep cut I've heard in years

[@shino4242]

Emma is my hero. Also, Connor, I've been going through a really hard time. I lost my job, gonna be homeless soon, my phone service is shut off, and I may only have days of internet left. Thanks for making me laugh. There's no Jump King "you suck" joke here. Just legitimate thanks.

[@someone_laze]

Holy shit, I’m so sorry to hear that. Good luck

[@deadbymeme2311]

bro good luck

[@lynnix2595]

Good luck dude, I'm sorry to hear that. Good prayers for you my friend.

[@narianasands2127]

Some ISPs have low income options. Wishing you the best.

[@BewareTheLilyOfTheValley]

Do you have any family or friends you can live with? Or even a shelter in your area? Winter is right around the corner, you'll definitely need somewhere warm. If not, as I know shelters for men are even more difficult to find (forgive me, I'm assuming you're male as Connor's channel demographic has greatly shifted to now being mostly male), I do hope you at least have a vehicle to sleep in. In terms of employment, it might not offer a lot, but fast food wages have mostly gone up after the pandemic. And it can pull double-duty by providing food. Of course it's not the most nutritious, but if things are about to get seriously dire, there's no time to worry about that right now. They're usually desperate for help, so it can be a quick hiring process. This is especially important if you're about to be flat out homeless (fuck, saying that breaks my heart). It's harder to find a facility that will let you be there long enough to make yourself presentable for a job, especially the longer you've been without such amenities, like a shower, or needing to shave. Finding new employment as quickly as possible is key. Sell or pawn anything of value would be my next suggestion (TV, video games, game console, jewlery, headphone and earbuds, computer, ect). Use the money to go toward your phone, since it's your lifeline for employment opportunities or if you need emergency services. Or even with finding a new home. Maybe get a prepaid debit card, like with Green Dot (if you're in the U.S). They do cost about $3.50 to load money onto, but there's no annual fees and you can put money on them from a very large amount of places. If you already have a bank account, most jobs have direct deposit, so that will save you front having to travel to add funds to the card, but the prepaid card is an alternate option. This isn't the best advice whatsoever, but if it hasn't been too long since you lost your job (usually under two weeks), see if you might qualify for some kind of loan. Lie on the application that you do still have your last job and say you need it for something like moving expenses (which, I suppose might not entirely be a lie). If the time period for when your next payday hasn't arrived, you can possibly lie your way into looking like you're still employed. Yes, this is dangerous because it will mess your credit up when you can't make the payments, but I'm giving this advice for survival mode, not long-term financial advice. You have to do what you have to do to ensure you can eat and lay your head down somewhere warm and safe. That last part is a drawback to shelters as well...safety. I'm truly sorry to hear that things have seriously hit the fan and maybe something here can help. Or maybe none of it applies because you hopefully do have a safety net with family or friends, or you have an even better plan in mind. I'm not the praying kind, but you will be in my thoughts and whatever qualifies as a prayer for an atheist. Please take care of yourself and if there's a way to do "DM's" on KZbin, please feel free to reach out to me. I don't have a hell of a lot of tips for a situation like this, because the cards are stacked horribly against those that are homeless (like interviews being online now when you might not have access to the internet), but if I can do anything to assist, I'm happy to do so.

[@RyzawaCh]

Music in the outro be hittin.

[@ARASH_SAMIEI]

Just as I was rewatching Connor's jump king videos I get blessed with this upload

[@FOGoticus]

Connor wtf is that beautifying filter you put on your face in the Factor ad? It gave you barbie vibes.

[@CoffeeNight]

thank god im not only one who noticed it

[@ImTheRealQuickSilver]

7:42 Fouf

[@perfectelectricman]

Bro this channel is pure gold i stg, these vids are just my comfort dinner videos now

[@alexiswastaken]

What is going on with Connors eyes in the ad read, bro is a pookie bear

[@solesii]

your editors are goated

[@kuramaruki]

Glad that you do this. Maybe you try to complete all of babes wearing Snake ring + Giant boots?)

[@theenivat]

What the hell is going on with Connors face during the ad read

[@st.patrickstar3701]

Please play Pokémon infinite fusion. Would absolutely love to see your play through. Nuzelocke if possible.

[@Duopleb]

lmaooooi loved the F1 driver radio reference

[@heatherns624]

Lowkey love that emma was the villian boss in the game lol

[@emma_nutella58]

Connor can never defeat me

[@alexidk1068]

He looks very uncanny valley in the sponsor segment .

[@brettley2480]

When the world needed him most, ChokeDawgVa returns

[@kevingault2333]

Is it just me or was I hearing the boss music for Gwyn, Lord of Cinder near the end of this? I recognize that tune from so many speed runs

[@SRLeonido]

14:25 loved the COD friendly fire meme lol

[@Tuilelen]

I'm sorry to Connor and his suffering but watching chat slag him off is the funniest thing

[@The-vill]

the definition of insanity

[@Vincent-ks9bh]

Remind yourself that overconfidence is a slow and insidious killer

[@Richhoboguy]

Wow Connor you are in fact quite poggers! Seriously you are the Jump God. Unrelated: I hope that you can play Omega Strikers again. The Devs said they were not going to update the game anymore so I hope you can maybe show support and Play it one more time!

[@violettt._.]

did they hire AI Conner for the ad read? 1:08 on has uncanny valley vibes

[@amanctier]

Same

[@Surge7-hs63k]

Hopefully more Dlcs to come!!

[@XzMondayNightzX]

"I need to go fast." "I don't remember any of this." This video made me become the chewing clown.

[@mjra76]

Connor, I dare you to play Elden Rings and try to beat it with a variety of impossible challenges or mods. Be careful, though. It can be really frustrating, I'd dare say.🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

[@christinaborges7610]

Was it just me- or did he look different during the ad portion💀💀 idk his eyes looked bigger or something but i just couldn’t stop trying to figure out what’s different

[@koapaka808]

Is it just me or was there a filter when connor was doing his ad read? His eyes were more kawaii than usual.

[@Dreadlord.]

I felt the exact same way

[@studionevermore13]

Get a Sub 10:30mintues in Contra on the NES. Get a Sub 19 minutes on TMNT on the NES. If you like punishment then Hollow Knight Any% no glitch run under 35 minutes.

[@voidmatic]

connor at the end of every jump king vid: I'm never gonna play jump king again also connor: hey guys I'm gonna play jump king today

[@markotter4583]

you got my full everlasting respect if you beat the map Deep Dip in Trackmania just ask Wirtual for some tips and it will be fine

[@27-nguyencaotien54]

5:53 Guys im not gonna choke again -famous last words-

[@crilleedara]

U are very poggers chat, hanging out w this poor monke all day

[@bored_butter]

this man is genuinely insane at jump king

[@robbpatterson6796]

I can't remember how I found you, I can't remember why I originally subscribed. I may not always like your content, but as a fellow Welshman, I will always support you(I do like 99% of your content btw). Cymru am bith!

[@rezboy4231]

Go for it man!!! Push forward!!!

[@All_Night]

Emma up here making premium content.

[@emma_nutella58]

Thankyou I try

[@DioShaker]

Connor suffering while playing Jump King with chat providing support is now a ConnorDawg Trademark! haha

[@fluffybbpeachhun6768]

5:31 clapping it like megan the stallion!!

[@MBaron14]

Every Pogostuck in under an hour next.

[@SpoonsYT]

Connor can fool his sponsor by saying the steak is still good after reheating, but he can't fool his spirit as evident by the grimace on his face.

[@kuroginava8498]

Jump King is the definition of insanity

[@HelloyouTheSmiley]

greatest joy in life is watching Connor decent into madness

[@Mr.Fancypants928]

The King has returned

[@akumuryuu]

For a platformer challenge, I suggest downloading Smol Ame and getting Case Closed on all maps. Clearing the map - easy. Doing all three objectives - easy. Doing all three objectives in a single run - now we're talking.

[@hortehighwind8651]

Love that Emma trollign Conner

[@emma_nutella58]

I was put on this earth to torment him for as long as he lives

[@ChromaAqui]

23:58 I thought he was going to Choke™

[@abhikmandal6696]

Two masochist of youtube : Markiplier and Connor. Edit : Immortal babe and Babe of dimensions when Connor?

[@user-to7qk5nf1j]

"ITS NEVER JOEVER" was so wholesome 🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣🗣

[@rubberduck3584]

Is no one going to mention how big this man’s eyes were in the sponsored segment?

[@lynnix2595]

All hail the boggers in chat, they're truly the friends we made along the way. Oh yeah, and congrats on the W Connor.

[@scottreddick7791]

I would love to see more stuff like this! Keep up the great content

[@DaimlerStool]

Fingers crossed for Connor doing a World of Horror playthrough 🤞🏻

[@fumundacheese8256]

I swear to god Connor is using that AI eye thing to make it look like he is looking at the camera during that ad read. His eyes don't look right.

[@JODA93]

JUMP KING QUEST!!!!

[@Flash-FireCC]

You can't Simimasen in Jump King Connor, just like in real life

[@iGleeson]

The Doom music ramping up to him falling on his face completely ruined me!

[@SpyroShurtagul]

Congratulations!!!! Such a fantastic run!

[@JohanFaerie]

Just when we thought he was out, they pulled him back in.

[@harelbrass]

why dose Connor look so different in this ad 0:55 . Legit had to look twice to be like is this Connor or is this someone else that looks like him very uncanny vibes

[@EclipsedGod]

As a person who suffers from asthma I can relate 23:34 & 23:51

[@androsh9039]

Fantastic vid and editing.

[@_JEANIUS]

More choke than Homer Simpson used to do😂